"Torches? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough coins!"

"...he sells a cute little lantern, ropes bombs..." Gotta love how he composes the sentences

"The Skeleton merchant doesn't sell anything to useful" Do you know how much of a PAIN it is to brew potions early-mid game? Even late game if you don't set up a TON of farms. Spelunker glowsticks are a GODSEND for miners.

You know they made the slap hand for the sole purpose of seeing how high they could crank the knockback up on a single weapon

9:26 He sells rope, lamp oil and bombs. It's yours, as long as you have enough rubies. If you don't, you should come back when you're a little richer.

“Rope? Bombs? You want it? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupe-I mean coins.” - The Skeleton Merchant

5:50 an ad did indeed play for me, therefore your joke was funny.

5:34 Me, a Rosalina main: “Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with”

Gotta say that is the first time I have laughed about getting an ad ever.

This is genuinely entertaining

“Wonder why random bunnies just... appear underground?” My friend: to die

"Want to know what else is capitalism?" *Welcome To Raid Shadow Legends*

“You want to know what else is capitalism?” *KZfaq Ad plays*

"The Skeleton merchant doesn't sell anything too useful" me: YOYO BAG

"You want to know what else is capitalism?" double ad plays

5:30 love how when hes talking about the harpy pet he gets jumped by a wyvern

“You want to know what else is capatilism?” *Rustlers burgers are made with 100% British and Irish beef*

"You wanna know what capitalism is?" *Ad doesn't play*

2:49 I love how plantera just pops up out of nowhere and brutally destroys you

3:20 I hear it as "winter crepe." Which sounds amazing, btw. A crepe made with festive spices and flavors just sounds fantastic.

I'm only now realising that the Skeleton merchant technically sells Lamp oil, rope and bombs Reminds me of someone

What did that take me, two and a half months? And all I did was talk about some npc everyone already knows about? Only a fool would pull such a move Also dangit the joke with the ad was mistimed and I'm so angry aaaaaaaa

Remember, the gun merchant’s requirement to spawn is the player owning 1 gun. Any gun. So the TM selling guns means the gun merchant can show up even earlier in your game.

I still remember when I first encountered the skeleton merchant, thought he was a new type of skeleton and tried to kill him He just made the scared face emote at me until I stopped Only time I've seen an NPC really react to something outside of attacking or dialogue, I loved it Never bought anything from him though

Me: please zapinator Travelling emrchant: ok dynasty wood

The chad travelling merchant vs the virgin wandering trader Travelling trader: - shoots intruders on your property - Only comes when there’s 2 other NPCs; professionals have standards. - sells you luxurious items to spice up your home. - Has a family - sells a wide variety of items that everyone appreciates. - will politely leave in the evening. WaN DeR I N g t RAd eR - llamas shoot you when provoked - got thrown out of the village for selling garbage - sells junk for emeralds, is broke - doesn’t fight intruders, hides like a coward. - stays until you kill him - begs you for money out of nowhere Vote travelling trader; vote chad wayfarer

6:58 clay blocks are a nightmare

I absolutely love the way you dressed up as Matt Smith while showing off the Fez, I love that reference.

“You want to know what else is capitalism?” Laughts on add blocker

Minecraft Merchant: I am only good for Builders. Terraria Merchant: *Pathetic.*

"let's you adopt a little harpy" wyvern: HIPPITY HOPPITY GET THE HELL OF MY PROPERTY

Dude not gonna lie that idea you had in the begin of the lore meme video sounds hilarious you should definitely give it a shot.

Travelling merchant in my ranger play through: no Travelling merchant in my mage play through: Y A L I K E A M M O B O X

When he said “you wanna know what else is capitalism” I got an ad to join the army lol

I love how he presumably only went up to the sky for a few seconds to showcase the birdie rattle and a wyvern immediately spawns

Another thing about the skeleton merchant: He sells a slice of bread, wich when consumed gives you a permanent buff that increases the range of crafting stations.

5:48 When you said "But hey, that's how capitalism works" I got an ad *Perfectly cursed?*

Bungee: You want to know what else is capitalism? Ad: KZfaq Premium.

The joke with the ad was hilarious and super well timed. Kudos for being able to make that work.

Rope? Bombs? Glow Sticks? You want it? It's Yours, my Friend! As Long As- "The Wandering Merchant has departed"

"Do you wanna know what else is capitalism?" *Reese's Puffs ad plays* So Reese's Puffs are capitalism....

The 1 dislike is from Yharim. He was sad you revealed his secret, foot fungus.

LOOOOve the way you edit

What everyone wants the traveling trader to sell: The bow that arrows bounce, the super star cannon Me: All the accessories to make the phone LMAO

when the traveling merchant is selling the companion cube but u don't have enough money:

8:50 are we not going to mention the fact there is a rotting corpse of a skeleton merchant

"ever wonder why bunnies appear underground" well, yes But I doubt you are talking about the time my wire cutter and shroomite digging claw began summoning infinite bunnies

Making an ad the punchline of a joke is all I needed for today. Thank you, you have earned my subscription.

this video has great audio quality!

You know what else is capitalism? "RAID, SHADOW LEGENDS."

The SMW Athletic theme edit earned a sub and the bell turned on.

Timing the ads for a joke is great thank you so much

"Hey you know what else is capitalism?" *shows ad* This might be my favourite KZfaq Channel

I would like to point out that when talking about the skeleton merchant, he talks about the lantern light pet, which can also be called a lamp, immediately followed by ropes and bombs. Just an observation.

Hooked me on the first 30 seconds. You're awesome, dude.

No ads showed. I very much enjoyed those 3 seconds of silence, thank you.

Minecraft wandering trader: *SELLS LILLYPAD FOR 5 EMERALDS*

This man needs more attention this is just amazing content

Fun fact: When you catch a goldfish, the item description has a Goldfish (snack) reference.

This is the same NPC that I've waited for days (in real life) to spawn yet it didn't. And when it did, it hilariously did not even sell the item I was looking for...

1:28 Oh so that's where all my money went.

“Ropes Bombs, *arrows* “. *y o u missed y o u r c h a n c e*

I’ve watched this video 4 times and I can’t stop watching for some reason

5:26 best pet of all time in my opinion.

The idea from the beginning sounds funny and entertaining af

Honesty I'd love to see the lore video, seems entertaining

that ad placement is beautiful

Great video man

you said “you know what else is capitalism?” and I immediately got an ad for an iPhone. Fucking Gold

The traveling merchant, the chance npc.

I always feel pure ecstasy whenever I see a traveling merchant selling a gray/orange zapinator after hours of selling random garbage that I don’t care about. They’re such fun weapons.

Some of his gear is too expensive to be balanced in my eyes, especially the magic gear, they’re either ridiculously rare, super expensive, or BOTH, which makes it hard to be useful. The only time the gypsy rope and the magic hat are useful is very early game, pre-Eater of Worlds, but they both cost several cost, and they’re so rare that you can’t find them before that time is up usually. Plus the Zapinators are SO RARE, I’ve had hundreds of Travs on my last 3 playthroughs and I haven’t found anything except one grey one. The arcane rune walls are epic though btw, I love them, they’re great for small details and accents in wizard tower builds.

Extendo-Grip increases mining range! Yeah, I didn't know that until last week! Editing because I'm farther in the video: There was no "Lamp oil, rope, bombs?" at the skeleton merchant section and I feel robbed.

0:51 travs get out of the fountain there's no coins in there

that ad placement was perfect

That ad placement was on point

8:43 is really really helpful, thank you so much

Nobody: Subtitles: *birdshit* (2:18)

The Ritz ad came in clutch and continued your joke. Ritz with the hard carry

I realy want to see that incredibly serious lore vid

i kinda died at 5:59

6:44 what is that, the Marathon machine gun?

That was the funniest ad placement I've ever gotten

Right after he said you know what else is capatalism? Then an ad played saying "I tell you what"

Wait... TWO videos from Aggressive Bungie in one day? When did they move Christmas to January?

9:20 be like ( ropes bombs and t yours my friends as long as you have enough gold

That Ad placement was GENIUS.

The Lifeform Analyzer helps you find NPCs (will tell you if a sleeping angler, bound mechanic, etc. is there) although it’s masked by mimics and some other enemies which aren’t even very rare.

Best pet in the entire game, change my mind. [5:21]

When he said “do you want to know what else is capitalism” I got an ad

On mobile, I used the gatligator during a bug where they forgot to add the spray. It said it was inaccurate in the tooltip, but had perfect accuracy

Useful note, but woth journeys end, the hat can be shimmered into a permanent buff that increases thr number of items the traveling merchant has

“You know what else is capitalism?” *US Army ad plays*

9:27 "he also carried rope, bombs..." *you want it? It's yours my friend as long you have enough rubies*

White speech on black background. I got the ad. That was funny that you made that happen

THE CAPITALISM ADD WORKED LOL NICE ONE!

If you made the lore video without any jokes or anything I would genuinely watch hours of that that sounds awesome Also, the ad played, that was hilarious

You know what else is capitalism? "Adventure communist ad starts playing"

I've played for 4-5 years and i never knew that underground bunnies are a sign of a friendly NPC nearby. Neat!

It played the ad and I found it hilarious that at that exact moment it played i got a real kick out of it.