A Nice Boy Telling Nice Jokes #1

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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

10 жыл бұрын

Nice Boy Nate teaches Pete about clean comedy - whether that gangly pig likes it or not. Make your own Nice Boy Nate: ow.ly/uGkFS
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@jdogrulez5014
@jdogrulez5014 10 жыл бұрын
I came for jokes and got jokes and a roast of Pete lol.
@joansmith69
@joansmith69 3 жыл бұрын
this whole show is centered around roasting pete lmao. Shame it got taken off the air.
@jdogrulez5014
@jdogrulez5014 3 жыл бұрын
@@joansmith69 yes it is, I found him because of the batman skits and now I miss his show.
@AndreCrema97
@AndreCrema97 5 жыл бұрын
Pete needs to host SNL I’ll love to see him break every single sketch
@TheEpicSpire
@TheEpicSpire 3 жыл бұрын
Nice Boy need to host
@xLilPuddinTater
@xLilPuddinTater 10 жыл бұрын
this is one of the funniest things ive seen all year, this kid needs to get more recognition. the fact that he kept character throughout that entire skit amazes me
@dan23563
@dan23563 5 жыл бұрын
It would be quite easy to hold it together when you rehearse it 475 times before the show.
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he the "weird boy that probably sleeps in his racing car bed" from that James Bond skit where Pete gets drunk?
@phoenixslythe6808
@phoenixslythe6808 3 жыл бұрын
@@Puschit1 I don't think so but he is in the D&D sketch when it's Pete's first time playing
@superdepressif6047
@superdepressif6047 2 жыл бұрын
@@Puschit1 he's the kid from kid farm
@danimaddie
@danimaddie 3 жыл бұрын
The "I f**king nailed it" made it for me
@aaroncabe6620
@aaroncabe6620 10 жыл бұрын
I bet the nice kid is a writer on the show and came up with that skit. Fuckin' awesome! Anyone remember when amy poehler used to be a writer on conan and appeared every now and then in skits as Andy's kid sister? (this was back in the late 90s)
@OriginalMindTrick
@OriginalMindTrick 6 жыл бұрын
I sure do. Those Andy's little sister bits are fantastic and still holds up nicely.
@chemac4950
@chemac4950 6 жыл бұрын
He used to be on petes show kid farm
@danieljohnson2046
@danieljohnson2046 8 жыл бұрын
Watching Nate and Pete improv in Kid Farm outtakes is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
@lennixlennix
@lennixlennix 8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Johnson Do you have a link?
@lionchamp777
@lionchamp777 10 жыл бұрын
Norman Bates has a new day job.
@nathanlewis7190
@nathanlewis7190 9 жыл бұрын
What was this the secret roast of Pete
@dirtpoorchris
@dirtpoorchris 10 жыл бұрын
omg that bit was so good. I was disappointed. Then surprised. Then laughing.
@kylegeee
@kylegeee 10 жыл бұрын
a nice boy telling nice jokes has the potential to be the drunk uncle or even the stefon of the pete holmes show.
@xTunafishx
@xTunafishx 10 жыл бұрын
Is this what happens to BJ after he gets married?!
@Breadhead21
@Breadhead21 5 жыл бұрын
Sillion X no
@connymac6993
@connymac6993 4 жыл бұрын
There is no bj after marriage.
@Evanderj
@Evanderj 3 жыл бұрын
Conny Mac Genius
@phoy3619
@phoy3619 10 жыл бұрын
MAKE MORE KID FARM
@cyborgoftheyear
@cyborgoftheyear 4 жыл бұрын
"don't interrupt me you fucking gangly pig!". Fucking gold.
@CullenCochran
@CullenCochran 3 жыл бұрын
This show had so many amazing bits
@JaysMacro
@JaysMacro 10 жыл бұрын
Damn that guy was like a Double edged sword xD. Nice on one side, Bad ass on the other.
@JaysMacro
@JaysMacro 8 жыл бұрын
Nope but way to be a dick.
@davespringer777
@davespringer777 4 жыл бұрын
This is all your favorite celebrities, newscasters, and politicians.
@Swameh
@Swameh 10 жыл бұрын
I lost it at his pose after the dad joke. Just.... gone.
@DGWantsVaca
@DGWantsVaca 10 жыл бұрын
well that escalated quickly...
@BowlMasterAsh
@BowlMasterAsh 8 жыл бұрын
It's the oldest kid farm kid!
@thomasthompson5613
@thomasthompson5613 4 жыл бұрын
The young American Gothic
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 3 жыл бұрын
That was great. The end killed me.
@toriland79
@toriland79 10 жыл бұрын
I never want this to stop being funny to me.
@MrLloydparker
@MrLloydparker 10 жыл бұрын
That was so good. Well done.
@powerswish
@powerswish 10 жыл бұрын
How does he keep a straight face? (Younger, skinnier Jason Schwartzman)
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 6 жыл бұрын
The best part of that bit is Pete losing it. 😂
@AlbertoFolres
@AlbertoFolres 5 жыл бұрын
The deliver was solid! F* funny!
@JohnSmith-cc3ud
@JohnSmith-cc3ud Жыл бұрын
The nice boy actor was a solid character lmao. He did that proud wiggle thing after he said "report card" lol.
@ShonkyAdonis
@ShonkyAdonis 10 жыл бұрын
This was amazing.
@magnusfischer3073
@magnusfischer3073 9 жыл бұрын
The portrait-studio-style "cutesy" poses after the punchines... Uch sooo funny! Really sets up the brutal sideways digs to Pete. Top notch. I miss muh Petey Poops... (。ŏ_ŏ)
@leagueoflegolas7023
@leagueoflegolas7023 8 жыл бұрын
I thought for once there would be nicer jokes, than this guy voices my thoughts about Pete Holmes
@DanielleWasHeree
@DanielleWasHeree 10 жыл бұрын
xDD. Not what I was expecting, that's for sure. It was like a laugh and a mini stab to my Pete-fan heart.
@paddyodoor3090
@paddyodoor3090 5 жыл бұрын
This bit is so good
@calebdeming5515
@calebdeming5515 2 жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@keeganyoungs5904
@keeganyoungs5904 10 жыл бұрын
I can watch this 20+ times
@JammastaJ23
@JammastaJ23 5 жыл бұрын
This is a great bit
@peterlewis4033
@peterlewis4033 10 жыл бұрын
IT'S BJ! (Watch Kid Farm, folks)
@meme_myriam6191
@meme_myriam6191 7 жыл бұрын
"Gangly pig" is right on the money
@SaudDowaihy
@SaudDowaihy 10 жыл бұрын
AWESOME !!
@ViceGaming
@ViceGaming 10 жыл бұрын
Hoooooooollllly crap. That's not what I was expecting! hahahaha
@ribbydibbydibbyribby
@ribbydibbydibbyribby 9 жыл бұрын
Pete's tie kinda looks like it's tucked in in the beginning
@kayleejames2677
@kayleejames2677 10 жыл бұрын
He is a very nice person who doesnt mouth off to people. Very kind.... LOL!!!
@Me2181
@Me2181 10 жыл бұрын
This bit is hilarious
@kelseycoca
@kelseycoca 9 жыл бұрын
Pete looks genuinely scared!
@kelseycoca
@kelseycoca 7 жыл бұрын
oh hey past me! what's up? anyway is that the guy from that episode of Louie that is a really awkward and bad comic and ends up famous??
@kelseycoca
@kelseycoca 5 жыл бұрын
@Pat Terson thank you lol
@fenstor9694
@fenstor9694 Жыл бұрын
@@kelseycoca What an interesting person you must be 😅 Keeping yourself entertained literally
@kelseycoca
@kelseycoca Жыл бұрын
@@fenstor9694 I do, I find myself to be v funny
@fenstor9694
@fenstor9694 Жыл бұрын
@@kelseycoca all it took was a few year gaps to make it work
@leovongrimm6904
@leovongrimm6904 4 жыл бұрын
The roast of Pete Holmes... I'd take that to the bank.
@ham2717
@ham2717 2 жыл бұрын
Pete deserves his show back
@Theolppoman
@Theolppoman 10 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold!
@mutton_man
@mutton_man 10 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious.
@sebbolaat
@sebbolaat 10 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@Crusefer
@Crusefer 10 жыл бұрын
More!!!
@kayleejames2677
@kayleejames2677 10 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!! Cant stop laughing!!! :-D
@arquimidesgarcia5476
@arquimidesgarcia5476 10 жыл бұрын
I remember this eposiode
@nailsnailsgoodinbed
@nailsnailsgoodinbed 2 жыл бұрын
This has become a large part of my personality
@soulfulsolomon
@soulfulsolomon Жыл бұрын
He’s not the nice boy we want, but the nice boy we neeeeed!! *batman voice*
@similarsherbert
@similarsherbert 6 жыл бұрын
This is wayy ahead of its time.
@Aeshir2
@Aeshir2 9 жыл бұрын
i love u nate fernald
@lance134679
@lance134679 3 жыл бұрын
He seemed like such a nice boy.
@MrMojo23100
@MrMojo23100 3 жыл бұрын
. What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.
@williammoessinger2418
@williammoessinger2418 10 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I'm crying, I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
@flashbang10
@flashbang10 10 жыл бұрын
Fucking gold
@hughjanus9489
@hughjanus9489 2 жыл бұрын
They need to give him his show back
@mfbennyhinn8916
@mfbennyhinn8916 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the Pete Holmes show everyday
@JC-ev2ns
@JC-ev2ns 6 жыл бұрын
This is fucking perfect
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he the "weird boy that probably sleeps in his racing car bed" from that James Bond skit where Pete gets drunk?
@baileyyagirl2023
@baileyyagirl2023 Жыл бұрын
9 YEARS AGO? FUUUUUU*** He's probably older than my dad now.
@cookiemaxwell5312
@cookiemaxwell5312 10 жыл бұрын
Seriously.... Fucking hillarious.
@scottgreene6130
@scottgreene6130 6 жыл бұрын
"I fucking nailed it'!
@chimchimcharoo56
@chimchimcharoo56 4 жыл бұрын
does that guy know that the audience can still hear him on his little side bars with pete?
@Satch196
@Satch196 10 жыл бұрын
He looks like a white version of Timmy off Rules of Engagement
@OmegaKingHyperionPX9
@OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 жыл бұрын
lol i show on tv just now, XD.
@soulfulsolomon
@soulfulsolomon Жыл бұрын
Ok take two…. “…Nice boy…. Can we trust him?!” *batman voice*
@courtneymichelle5746
@courtneymichelle5746 6 жыл бұрын
All I can see is Bill and BJ sorry not sorry
@CO-kd6sd
@CO-kd6sd 10 жыл бұрын
Looks like Zack Braff but talented
@mopman777
@mopman777 3 жыл бұрын
When Pete laughs, it’s like he’s the joker mid transition but decided to become a comedian instead.
@BethesdaisBesta
@BethesdaisBesta 10 жыл бұрын
Ok. Stay with me on this. Take nice boy's stance and put his thumbs in his pocket. Then make him shift back and forth after he tells a joke. Finally cut his hair and lose the glasses and behold, Daniel Tosh.
@MrAltotheex
@MrAltotheex 10 жыл бұрын
Ok, stay with me on this. Take Daniel Tosh, and behold, Daniel Tosh
@BethesdaisBesta
@BethesdaisBesta 10 жыл бұрын
Whoa... mind blown.
@Rakzu170
@Rakzu170 4 жыл бұрын
When did this turn into a one man roast? Lmao.
@DrRandomness
@DrRandomness 10 жыл бұрын
Nice Boy Nate looks so much like me it's scary...
@bitchygayman3124
@bitchygayman3124 9 жыл бұрын
Can I marry you then?
@willsmith8586
@willsmith8586 9 жыл бұрын
Grammar Nazi I think you meant "may." -Irorny
@Quoth1the2Raven
@Quoth1the2Raven 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think this is exactly what a "Nice guy" from those Reddit stories is like though? xD
@leol6922
@leol6922 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@gusmachi
@gusmachi 10 жыл бұрын
laughing my ass of
@trippleices1
@trippleices1 10 жыл бұрын
he looks like the guy from tvmaxwell lol
@digglebick
@digglebick 9 жыл бұрын
Couldnt put my finger on it but you nailed it
@SonsaKay
@SonsaKay 10 жыл бұрын
Is...that the kid from TVMaxwell...?
@Will140f
@Will140f 10 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think this nice boy isn't so nice maybe. But I could be wrong.
@TheEpicSpire
@TheEpicSpire 3 жыл бұрын
nice Boy is 10000000% funnier than Pete. perfect delivery
@GrayveRoseMusic
@GrayveRoseMusic 7 жыл бұрын
1:44 look of condescending disappointment
@shy5050
@shy5050 3 жыл бұрын
The joke is after the joke I get it
@chimchimcharoo56
@chimchimcharoo56 4 жыл бұрын
does he know people can still see and hear him on his little side bars with pete?
@hariiyer9327
@hariiyer9327 10 жыл бұрын
See the problem with this show was that he always took it one step further than any other late night show host would. which is awesome in a way that he's doing something new. but it sucks because if it isn't the status quo it won't last according to network producers.
@LancenHarms
@LancenHarms 3 жыл бұрын
Griffin McElroy energy
@aumkar2
@aumkar2 10 жыл бұрын
hahahaha LOL
@rickycarrillo7821
@rickycarrillo7821 7 жыл бұрын
Is this Michael cera's little brother?
@staple6451
@staple6451 3 жыл бұрын
He is a comedy writer on the James Corden late late show now
@jamesoneliason2720
@jamesoneliason2720 3 жыл бұрын
Pete, if you are being held hostage and need help- then signal us by covering your face
@grvonny
@grvonny 6 жыл бұрын
Why was this show canceled?!!!
@allaroundtubin
@allaroundtubin 8 жыл бұрын
I indeed WAS offended by your first joke. not all dogs want to be walked. Society forces us to believe that all dogs want to be put on leashes and strolled calmly around neighborhoods, but I find that highly offensive. Watch what you say!
@mattmcguire.1317
@mattmcguire.1317 8 жыл бұрын
This better be some sort of joke
@allaroundtubin
@allaroundtubin 8 жыл бұрын
+Matt McGuire. hahaha don't worry bud I was joking
@mattmcguire.1317
@mattmcguire.1317 8 жыл бұрын
+i have no dad man lucky I lost all faith in humanity for a moment
@ArdoBlueMoon
@ArdoBlueMoon 7 жыл бұрын
not the first comment I half expected you to pretend to be a dog! :)
@UnluckyPupil
@UnluckyPupil 10 жыл бұрын
Cool Cool.
@brandonpage4653
@brandonpage4653 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently shit is a clean word.
@jeffprice767
@jeffprice767 10 жыл бұрын
Elijah Wood in heels?
@bensaundersfilm
@bensaundersfilm 10 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like John Mulaney.
@MozzieMutant
@MozzieMutant 9 жыл бұрын
sometimes my mother bets me
@commandercorner5575
@commandercorner5575 6 жыл бұрын
Do you ever win the bet?
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 6 жыл бұрын
Scary.
@AtomicMonkey32
@AtomicMonkey32 10 жыл бұрын
but still great bit
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