"That's right, *through her.* "

“That sounds boring...” “No no, my brain plays movies that I’m in.” Lol

I love Pete Holmes for his relentless positivity.

I love this dude's energy. He is amazing.

I swear he comes up with his jokes whilst baked to the beans. Also I love his total confidence in all his jokes, even the bad ones.

I would love it if ol' Petey got his own Netflix special.

"aaaaand we're back", what a great way to get out of a riff!

Pete has so much fun doing his routines. That makes his act even more enjoyable.

... Everybody sleeps made me think that everyone's vulnerable at some point 😅😅😅

This guy is quickly becoming one of my favorites

I remembered hearing this story on the Pete Holmes show a few years ago. Out of nowhere this gets in my head 2 days ago and I cannot and cannot remember from where it was. Today KZfaq recommended me this video. Life is good.

“It’s land-o-lakes down there. I can’t believe it’s not an erection.”😂😂😂

You don't have to believe me at all, but I'm absolutely as psyched as Pete regarding the phrase "Whachoo know 'bout green eggs and haaam!"

He didn't answer the important question, though. What does he know about Green Eggs and Ham?

He looks like the love child of Zach Braff and John Ritter.

That 360° joke killed me! 😅😅

Pete Holmes: Come for the laughs, stay for the Joy Hacks.

the way this man commands a crowd is impressive to say the least. absolute pro at performing

"My brain plays movies that I'm in" This man is a genius

Btw, people, this is from 2015 in case it wasn’t obvious that Just for Laughs reuploads old sets

Mans doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot screaming "would you could not on a boat" for 45 mins straight

“ Harvey Dent, can we trust him?”

He’s just genuinely fun and funny

2:53 I literally died 🤣

Pete Holmes is still my favorite guest to appear on “Hot Ones”.. and that’s tough to say given how many ppl are truly incredible on that show; but Pete has a way of making a humble remark humbling to hear.. idk if that makes any sense to anyone but he’s just comes off as such a wholesome human.

Pete Holmes is my Ram Dass

His sketch comedy is unmatched thanks to his weird comedy style. Love it

I think it was, “WOULD YOU, COULD YOU ON A BOAT?” that really got me

This was PERFECTION.

I used to hate it when comedians repeat jokes, but this man’s TV show, crashing, really actually made me start appreciating it from an effort perspective.

“Would you could you on a boat!!! Would you could you on a goat!!!!”

I had no idea what I was getting into watching this video. I didn't even read the title. I just thought I'd give Pete Holmes' stand up a try. This changed my life xD xD Man, not all heroes wear capes, some wear TSA badges, mothafuckaaa :D

This made my day I’ve heard his green eggs and ham joke before but still this made my day

Internet, I call upon thee! Make "buttercock" a thing!

wait what? this is not pete holmes. pete holmes doesnt swear like a sailor. hes a good christian boy

Pete's voice brings me peace

Can we all agree that it should be “I can’t believe it’s not boner?”

we must protect Pete Holmes at all costs!

He's one of my favorite comics starting now. That set was Mac Donalds

Hey! Hey. Hey... Pete you're a delight. Loved your late night, loving this stand up snippet. Keep doing you, 'cause I would bet real people money I'm not the only one who enjoys you.

A masterpiece. Thank you

Missed you Pete, so glad to see recent videos

The way he says "do you understand?" after his jokes gets me every time.

Pete is so wonderful. One of my favourite stand ups these days :D

I love pete! Funny and original content...great comedic timing😆

He came to Canadia & Made It Weird.

I love you, Pete Holmes. You are a national treasure.

i haven't laughed that hard in months

This routine is so McDonald's.... I'm lovin it!

Dude has really good Kylo Ren impression that he isn't aware of yet. I wanna see the prof. X series with star wars characters

my mans out here shaped like a bowling pin

Pete out of hibernation

Love this guy

I can only pray to God that one day, I'll see Pete Holmes in an airport.

I'm a fan of the podcast. First time I seen him do standup. He's deep on the podcast. He kills on stage though!

I'm just imagining him turning in a complete circle in front of me and just starts walking into me

Got to see him at the Laugh Factory several years ago. Always funny.

Fab and my new favourite 😁. Love his original material 🤩

Just discovered 10 min ago. Amazingly talented and creative with a different approach. I hope I'm not the only one picking up on all those references!

lov'n this guy

I gained a new understanding of him after reading his book.

If you see this comment Mr. Holmes- Good to have you back!! Expecting new videos from you soon ..

as a recovered methamphetamine addict I can attest that not sleeping for a few days literally makes you insane. You see and hear things that aren't real, your temper gets exponentially shorter and after a while your brain starts taking micronaps; you'll be in the middle of a thought or sentence and just blank out, still sitting/ standin, eyes still open, you regain awareness a few seconds later feeling somewhat lost and confused, unsure of how long you zonked out for. Reality subtly and gradually loses its context; people, places and things slowly become abstract and unfamiliar, time and space seem to expand, contract and otherwise deform at random. It gets difficult to maintain a train of thought, your mind incessantly intruded upon by every little sound and movement, the world gets loud and chatic around you while you basically sit around going mad. Keep up on your rest, even if it means occasionally blowing off seemingly important plans or events , make sure you get

I bet he's received tons of that Dr. Seuss shirt now

This man is a saint God Bless 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant. This is like something of a Mozart of comedy.

It’s like Landa Lakes down there. Died, saw the video again, died again.

Pete is off the charts different ❤

It's shut down time 😂 shiiiit I love sleep.

His awkward humor made me cry laugh omg

i would die for this soft, silly man

Pete Holmes in on fire

I love reading these coments and realizing we all just love Pete

I like this guy, natural entertainer ✌️

Thought he was going to talk about Phil Collins when I saw the title. Funny anyhow!

This guy is adorable 😄

This guy has a trickle of John Ritter, and I love it: but this makes me miss “Three’s Company”* and that reminds me of my age? Which makes me feel so cripplingly depressed. Goddamnit.

ScarJo killing it.

I loves me some Pete!

Show me a 9 is wild😂

People do love the way she says “ham” HaMmmmmmmm

"Everybody sleeps" also works as a threat. ('You might be tough, but there are times you're not vigilant.. Every. Single. day. Sleep tight.')

My brain plays movies im in lol

Don’t math check my jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bring back the Badman series, that stuff was gold

Pete Holmes is my childhood best friends face on my grandpas body.

Wow I wonder what it would be like if he had a show.

Lmfao don't math check my jokes 🤣🤣🤣

You seem like a totally Green Eggs and Ham kind of guy to me, Pete!

That's hilarious! Everybody sleeps! I say that all the time to my husband 😜🤣😂 I always tell him I don't have to touch you to mess you up! I know where you eat! I know where you sleep!! 🤣😂

It's hard for me to watch other Pete Holmes comedy with this being my introduction to him.

I'm thinking of doin this

yo, I'm pretty sure he used a jedi mind trick right at the end that was insane wft

Incredible! Laughed throughout the whole thing

His voice reminds me of John Ritter. It sounds so familiar though this is the first I've ever seen this guy.

I'd love to know Pete Holmes in person.

Land o’ Lakes! 😁😁😁😁😁

He's like the worst, but also he's kind of ok. I bet mom'll love him.

This guy is hilarious, I've only ever seen him on CollegeHumor a few years ago, i knew he was a comedian then but this is the first time I'm looking into his stand up, i've just been pissing myself laughing at some of his videos, I'll have to look out for him, does anyone know if he ever tours the UK? (That is if we survive it through 2020, without devolving into Falmer-like creatures from Skyrim)

Pete is funny dude