A Rum Roast Battle Between Nations | Alternatino With Arturo Castro

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So many different nations. So much rum to try. 😌
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@chemma9240 2 жыл бұрын

Guatemala representative with those come backs 😭😭🤣🤣

@DaveOJ Жыл бұрын

The captions are hilarious! "on behalf of the watermelon people"

@nationeer Жыл бұрын

I must admit, as a non native english speaker, I do hear it as watermelon people at first and was left in questions

@hanantiayu5176 Жыл бұрын

Wait, is it not watermelon?

@santolina8 Жыл бұрын

@@hanantiayu5176 It’s “Guatemalan people”. 😂

@quokka_11 10 ай бұрын

Watermelon people taste like strawberries on a summer evenin

@shiv421kobra 2 жыл бұрын

I think the whole world can side with Barbados in this summit

@jojosime3690 Жыл бұрын

The Birthplace of Rihanna

@quokka_11 10 ай бұрын

Point of order! I would like the record to show that our great nation *_did_* give birth to someone half as hot as Rihanna, and we only bring it up some of the time.

@izhamsham843 7 ай бұрын

What? -Rihanna- is like what exits one's body after drinking Nicaraguan rum.. Edited out of respect to @shiv421cobra 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@shiv421kobra 7 ай бұрын

@@izhamsham843 YOU TAKE THAT BACK DELEGATE OF PALESTINE (I STAND WITH YOU EXCEPT ON THIS MATTER)

@izhamsham843 7 ай бұрын

@@shiv421kobra I apologise profusely.. as you stand by the people of Palestine, I take back what I said & praise you for everything! 🇲🇾❤️🇵🇸

@oscarsalazar5876 2 жыл бұрын

As a Mexican spokesman I would like to raise the Point of Salma Hayek. As well as adding the Divine Bliss that is Tequila.

@elaith80 Жыл бұрын

I’m Chapin and i agree, Salma is hotter than rihanna❤❤❤

@onetwo1013 Жыл бұрын

Let the record show that you only made tequila because your Rum sucks..

@julianius484 10 ай бұрын

@@elaith80Hear hear ☝️

@HATBAHATBA 8 ай бұрын

Yep, the ultimate milf

@izhamsham843 7 ай бұрын

@@elaith80Rihanna is like what Salma would p1ss out after drinking Nicaraguan rum 🤷🏻

@renge5589 Жыл бұрын

This one was hilarious. Such a shame this show only has one season out. While not quite yet at the level of Key and Peele, Alternatino is pretty good in its own way

@jasonf.s 2 жыл бұрын

this is going to be a classic

@VictorRamirezCostaRica Жыл бұрын

Costa Rica is known for many things but not for rum! 🤣We have guaro de caña, but for rum we drink anything but Costa Rican rum. I thought it was hilarious to hear about Costa Rican rum.

@kazarjar6329 Жыл бұрын

Que está diciendo !!!! El Centenario es delicioso y se da de pichazos con muchos ! Claro nada como un Zacapa la verdad

@santolina8 Жыл бұрын

I just loved the “we all have volcanos 🙄” response to Costa Rica. 😂

@VictorRamirezCostaRica Жыл бұрын

@@kazarjar6329 si claro pero Centenario Real Centenario 30 Años, pero no el corriente. Los que he probado de clase mundial: Diplomático (VEN), Don Papa (PHIL) Pampero (VEN), Zacapa 23 Soleta (GUA) y

@cannot_find_aNisha 2 жыл бұрын

I agree with the Barbados representative...strongly agree

@YTFangirlJ Жыл бұрын

The secretary😂😂😂😂😅

@tomtezuma 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, now Im gonna take a nice, long.. nicaraguan rum

@sluttymacycheezboiiii 2 жыл бұрын

its cuban rum and ill die on this hill

@fjb4932 Жыл бұрын

Puerto Rico Finito

@SonTimba 8 ай бұрын

@@fjb4932not puerto rico, especially when you have appropriated much of the Cuban culture, from its music to its rum. You’ve also appropriated part of Dominican culture, as well as US culture. On that last one, one can understand considering the US owns you so yeah…

@badmaniak Жыл бұрын

I think we have the best RUM in Czech Republic. It is made from potatoes and it was always called "rum" until European Union forbid it nad let us call it only as "Tuzemák" ("This-nation-drink" basically in our language). And yes, it is worse than piss. :D

@igormoravcik300 10 ай бұрын

In our great country of slovakia we had a similiar problem, now our rum is called simply "um" which is loosely also translated as "smart" meaning we outsmarted those Brussel EU devils

@yoanmuniz14 11 ай бұрын

Cuba has Bacardi, Havana Club, and Matusalén to name a few. Just like our cigars, our rum is easily top 3. Also, it’s funny how they just stopped bleeping the curse words at the end 🤣🤣

@saltentity 8 ай бұрын

As an European and someone who has access to Cuban rum, I have to agree that you guys have the best rum. 😅

@sidnteixeira2924 8 ай бұрын

that is an awesome abservation lol 😁😂😂😂

@arnbrandy 5 ай бұрын

Bacardi brings back bad memories. I mean, the ones it didn't make me lose.

@staffattorney 2 жыл бұрын

I am from Central Asia and quite enjoyed this summit of Latin American countries. The best Rum is made in Latin America, so why to quarrel? :) this is our Central Asian perspective from accross the world.

@Rex-wb7pr Жыл бұрын

you've just shown that you don't recognize their countries one from another.

@veronicatorres87376 Жыл бұрын

Kinda dope hermano that’s actually based asf

@cannot_find_aNisha 2 жыл бұрын

Let's put some coffee in it too...that would be legendary too

@adelsoneduvirges8281 2 жыл бұрын

If you add coffe to this, then you have to bring Brazil to the discussion.

@vakama24284 Жыл бұрын

If you bring coffee to that discussion you might as well declare war 🤣🤣🤣

@turbofan450 Жыл бұрын

That's the most Jamaican sounding Barbadian I've ever heard...

@arnbrandy 5 ай бұрын

- You guys cannot distinguish between us Latin Americans, really? Racist much? - Ok then, smartpants. Who is the Jamaican and who is the Barbadian of those two? - *nervous Latin American giggles*

@user-xo9pu5bn2p 11 ай бұрын

Esto fue genial 😅 muy bien escrita esta comedia . Lo de los volcanes me mato 😂

@mzs186 9 ай бұрын

This is the best ever, every time I visit a country I buy their signature alcohol or coffees

@ods1ODS Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love howVenezuela perks up when the claim is made.

@marioavelar8346 2 жыл бұрын

🇧🇿 flag represented y'all forgetting about Belizean Rum some of the best!

@AmySavage6 3 ай бұрын

Yes but was there a Belizean delegate? For the entire skit I was wondering why the Ecuadorian delegate had a Belizean flag behind him...

@user-ut7qd4nn9h 11 ай бұрын

Underrated episode.

@brianoconnor24601 Жыл бұрын

I am very much interested to read the draft of final versions of the meeting's summary record 😂

@brianoconnor24601 Жыл бұрын

*Draft or final

@Mind-Wanderer01 2 жыл бұрын

Why is this posted on Comedy Central Asia? These are Latin America and Caribbean countries

@v.m.4453 2 жыл бұрын

Well that got heated fast...

@VitchAndVorty Жыл бұрын

Mr. Secretary has the best punchline.

@aestheticallypleasing7184 20 күн бұрын

Haaaa new fave

@erf3176 10 ай бұрын

I've actually tried the local rums in every country that was in that meeting. Plus a few others. And the Guatemalan is the best one.

@JosueRodriguez08 9 ай бұрын

Have you tried Dominican Republic yet?

@redliondeaddeer 8 ай бұрын

Is the Nicaraguan rum actually like hot piss?

@spogulis 8 ай бұрын

@@JosueRodriguez08 Yes i tried.. its great! One of the best!

@roadcalm3303 Жыл бұрын

Classic sketch

@arnbrandy 5 ай бұрын

That's why Brazil is so diplomatically effective. We end every summit toasting with the world's best cachaça so there is no rum for dissent.

@joshuaharrell554 Жыл бұрын

Arturo was so hungry after this sketch that he had a big dish of Mate El Americano.

@10SonicScrewdriver 2 жыл бұрын

Good one. I hope you make some subtitles if you could.

@Baliane22 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@joannahfine536 Жыл бұрын

The stenographer is my favorite part

@pramyabala 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂😂

@tonewowmigrant7819 Жыл бұрын

Jamaican Rum!

@aderfigueroa Жыл бұрын

Barbados 🇧🇧 went for it..

@arnbrandy 5 ай бұрын

Let's be frank, Barbados only got there because of their real representative.

@zico77a Жыл бұрын

Just a normal meeting then.

@sauravanand9100 Жыл бұрын

Fillipino 80proof tanduay rhum is the best

@tajmabruno 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RICH-yt5yk 10 ай бұрын

"On behalf of the watermelon people"

@stevensibeko7878 9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Mind-Wanderer01 2 жыл бұрын

Big maann, I cant believe de men got Bim (nickname fuh Barbados by de locals) in dis sketch. Rum born in Bim, so alluh dem is imposters 🤣 De Bajan representative hit some right Bajan notes on some words but only tuh a real Bajan, ya ca tell dat he is a Trini. So if ya ca get a Bajan next time, please do, we wa like some real representation.

@Mind-Wanderer01 2 жыл бұрын

If you can understand what I wrote above , then congrats 😁

@alexmartinez2889 Жыл бұрын

Ron Zacapa Centenario.

@user-gs2ir8jx7o 6 ай бұрын

PR rum fire tho

@shawnsaunders12 3 ай бұрын

Check out saint Vincent and the grenadines RUM

@juliesalazar-pressley6349 Жыл бұрын

Rum Zacapa the best in the world!!!

@yxx_chris_xxy 8 ай бұрын

As the delegate from Paraguay, I declare war on all the nations present here (again).

@SurfingTheMentawais 2 ай бұрын

Where was Cuba? They didn't even get a seat at the table.

@veronicavalladares2292 Жыл бұрын

🇬🇹

@grindpolicy Ай бұрын

This is a great skit lol. But Guyana has the best Rum as boted by the world many times over. El Dorado rum.

@Bambambhole5 Жыл бұрын

How come this have so less view

@dwightmassey3790 2 жыл бұрын

Actually the best rum 🍹 in the Caribbean is from Jamaica 🇯🇲 which is not represented.

@isaacfernandez997 Жыл бұрын

is not from Jamaica, I can tell you that.

@EmrahUncu Жыл бұрын

All the representatives of Spanish speaking countries of Latin America spoke English among themselves?

@C-eo1rt Жыл бұрын

Barbados was there.

@Malik-Ibi 8 ай бұрын

Just what I was thinking

@ericktellez7632 Ай бұрын

Yes, both English and Spanish actually you can find clips of both the CELAC and the OEA the languages spoken are both English and Spanish. Portuguese mostly or rather only when Brazil does an intervention

@Indomita506 7 ай бұрын

Costa Rica 🇨🇷

@Crazylenibaby98 11 ай бұрын

Rihanna is always a good point 😅

@vizca4207 8 ай бұрын

Cuba is winning this discussion by a couple miles

@deer3481 2 жыл бұрын

Barbados for the win

@miguelocasio3056 Жыл бұрын

I think puerto rico has the best ! Barcardi baby!

@isbestlizard 5 ай бұрын

Ooof. I love you Costa Rica but cacique is ROUGH

@k.fr.3228 22 күн бұрын

Don't forget your Asian cousin, Philippines. Filipino Rum is the best in the world. Tanduay is the best rum.

@yutiong9254 Жыл бұрын

Where’s Mexico?

@fselva5222 8 ай бұрын

Now let’s get serious…. This was fuc…g funny but the Best rum in the world is the Guatemalan one👌

@ankeerex 2 жыл бұрын

Alternatino taking credit for the video, thats bad. This is a real video, made public. This exact video was recorded during the annual meeting of Latin American nations a few years ago, although it has been trimmed. They all had some Indian rum called 'Old Monk' during and after the session. Hell, they had it in every fukkn session.