Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.

@@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.

@@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos

@@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.

I cried from laughter

😂😂😂😂i legit lol!!!

Lmao

Yep, that is what we all saw.

Yes, we got it thanks :)

nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.

Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.

White?

Libyan?

@@fahripmd1629 he's half white half black He can easily passed as a tanned white guy

Libyan is black dummy

Racist comment

According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos

Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.

@@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"

I'm American and even I don't know.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.

Yes except white and east asian 🤣

@@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works

He looks like white black and indian at the same time

@@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.

And the accent

Cue to the happy dance😄

They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular

🤣

@@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow

can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it

@@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.

Incase any terries feelin froggy

Squee-squee!

🤣👏🏿😂

You guys are the best 👏🏿🤣😂

True

Lols.

Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol

Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol

@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.

@@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority. We also search all passengers without any discrimination.

Not even Joker would fight them

CIA?

@@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different

@Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?

Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃

Underrated comment.🎉

@Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend

@Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him

Cave 😂

I lost it🤣🤣🤣

@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race

@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.

@@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right. wink wink ✨

@@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.

ROFL!!!!!!!

😂😂😂😂

78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.

Lmfao that shit gets funnier Everytime I Hear it😂😂

then they danced and sang :D

Reminds me of the South Park episode lmao

Absolutely

🤣 lmao

"Then don't be!"

"Well you are"

When he said I would never kid😂😂

the way he delivered the lines 😂

1:12 INCALCULELBLE

Inculcaculalble

hell yea that stood out lol hahaha

double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch

Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂

None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy

@@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..

I think that's the joke.

Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms

Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.

​@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"

@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.

The accents were horrible.

@@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect

@@sycorez Nothing is perfect.

@@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!

@@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.

Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD

This is so right.

The rent has to be better than southern CA.

How so? I genuinely want to know. I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida

@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.

@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.

Vin diesel, pete davidson

Eric Andre ??

@@okaywhatevernevermind he is clearly half black half jewish ala lenny kravitz

Keegan wins

The Rock, hello

People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.

Fun fact .shut up

the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite

@@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.

@@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments

aye

Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people

"Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety" - Tyler Durden

And yet, has their been a bomb detonation or otherwise hijacking of a commercial airliner during a domestic US flight since 2001?

South park has an episode on it

can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it

@@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D

@@kamhaq thanks mate 😅

That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006

I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.

really?

That's what she said.

Yup. Glad you noticed.

Truth. Yup, let's give him a shout😅.

Yup, they're way scarier and more annoying 🤪.

@Miles Doyle amen

@Miles Doyle i read that 🤪

@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.

@Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude

@@TuneyDarko Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..

Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.

Of course not. That's not their job.

What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!! Curse those TSA devils!!!

@@smc1942 Ohhh... that would explain why they also kept my full size kitchen knife...

I remember one time I brought a full sized bag of potato chips with me in my carry-on, lol.

I mean i know why they took the food no idea why they didnt stop the other shit

@Miles Doyle tf

I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!

@@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.

How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?

@@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.

So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes

Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska

next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.

It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!

nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked

@@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤

the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone

@@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.

😂😂😂😂

Lmaoo 💀

Thought I was the only one who got that line 😂

@@muneeryaqub Theres literally no way you COULDNT get that line..

You sef dey here

@@aanuoluwasoetan20 hehehe