Wow! Time flies! Have a great life :)

may god have mercy on your soul

This is the most insanely idiotic thing that I've ever heard

@@losermcgee1318"Ignore" Someone told me this would do just fine

and.... if i say congratulations Mr Lambojam?

Yep. That is true.

ANTHONATOR Gaming that was the joke.jpeg

@@swordstrafe that was also the joke.png

so true haha

😂

Finally, politics will be interesting.

@@izdatbOi yeah, They will get a lot more viewers.

Oh please, politics are already enough of a joke as is

And ever time they get caught lying,they get caned. For ever pandering false, broken promise littering the campiagn trail / election cycle: moonwalking thru broken glass, while juggling chainsaws...thoughts? barefooted ...

Farhad Kohestani then they need to hire me!

Cool story bro

@bluewarriorgaming7823 I gave you the source, dude. King vs. King (2006). The text of the judge's ruling is readily available online.

@@Shiverous www2.txwb.uscourts.gov/opinions/opdf/05-56485-lmc_King.pdf

The best part of that filing is the line after the Billy Madison quote: "Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote"

@@drrockkso8882 can’t find it

RIP NORM

Especially now

he's dead

@@cmmmmmmmw nah legends never die

I just imagine Norm in the crowd, listening to Billy and his words and thinking, "The more I listen to this guy, the less I care for 'em."

Unfortunately, too few will get your skilled reference.

"The Puppy Who Lost His Way and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

@@KutWrite cmon man everybody knows the unibomber

The Puppy Who Lost Its Way, and Its Future

@@nickwilson2872 Unabomber. You uncultured swine.

Yeah I wasn't a fan of Billy Madison. But this bit with the sudden bait and switch was hilarious.

Indubitably

@@VeteranBeatz what a nice word used in a perfect context

It's even more hilarious when you consider Billy is actually trying to describe his life and the moderator is straight up describing the movie.

Smartly

You missed a word in the quote...

what you have commented is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were even you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no likes ... and may god have mercy on your soul.

He Called The Shit Poop!

+DUSTYN Wilkinson AHAHAHAHA, this is the best night of my life!

+totallyflippedout "It poop again!"

And the answer is “who is Turd Ferguson”

I’m the 1.2k like boissss

Okay joker

we live in one

BOTTOM TEXT

@@BeaTheBastard ok dio

lol okay squidward

"May God have mercy on your soul" 💀

That, and the fact that "my spouse is sleeping around" is the same colour as "U.S Presidents"

@@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA Don't forget "I married common street trash" is the same color as Architecture.

This was a good movie

He absolutely nailed it. I don’t think it could have been delivered better.

How is that possible?

@Corbin Stratton lol ikr

*nods in sheer confidence*

To be fair, Norm MacDonald is just an inherently funny guy

Everyone needs friends like those

RIP Norm. I also like Ms. Lippy's cheerful nods of encouragement. What a babe.

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

+Vestin don't worry.. I got it.

+Vestin you beautiful soul.

+Vestin nice comparison.

+Michié Turrys >where you high when you wrote that? Nowhere.

+Vestin Are you refering to Fallout? Please tell me you are.

A British Pakistani charisma 20 honey, he had those people clapping for whatever reason

Captain kiwi xD

@SeoulfredRay what game?!

@@GandalftheCatistheBest Fallout. Charisma and Intelligence are special stats. You should play it, it's great!

Eggsrgr8 33 I believe Seoul is referring to D&D

*God

@@QuckHead If you're referring to the singular, *God* , then it's God. Learn proper grammar, dumbass.

@@notapplicable9207 Stop.

@@alannq1976 F*ck off.

@@notapplicable9207 This is the internet. We don't use proper grammar. Get over it.

******Crowd goes nuts after hearing such an absurd answer*

and the Pussy was the Cat or the Vagina?

Why did the cat have a prostitute's underwear on it's head? Cat tried to find fish when it smelled it.

Brian Koch lmao

Alfredo Alvarado SEIZE THE DAY, ALFREDO! Do it NOW!

+iMW3BK carpe diem

+iMW3BK I need to say something like this to some one sometime. Thank you for your insperation! I award you every point, and may God bless your soul!

michael dorsey Haha thank you, Michael. God bless yours, and have a great day my friend!

+Alfredo Alvarado Try yourself. But keep the guns away.

😂 so true. Worse is when a fellow student roasts me during the questions round after my presentation

@TCT I think they mean proofread the rough draft. Final grading is done later by the teacher.

@@strangequark3897 no, they mean grade. They do this in High School and College classes so students can learn from each other, because it's harder to self-correct than to correct others. The teacher can always veto a grade, but students tend to be pretty accurate anyway.

@TCT Because it’s the students helping each other not only helping them learn but also becoming better learners themselves They correct people, then they look at how they themselves were corrected, this gives them the perspective of someone who’s grading a paper and makes them more open to accepting the grades they themselves get Plus the papers are handed in to the teacher and he/she looks at it and gives it the final grade, students grading students is mostly a test of brain power it doesn’t actually take

@@mariosblago94 never heard of students grading others work. Peer review is great, and should be harsh and blunt, but having students grade others papers seems like everyone would just get an A and the ink they can write

Yeah, there were a few daggers on that board.

Well well well look who I found

I remember back in the day When music folk had a lot to say Now I sit, hope and pray Someone will come along and show the way He's an inspiration to us all When all else has been done and said Along comes Mr. Oysterhead When all else has been done and said You best look out for Mr. Oysterhead He's an inspiration to us all

I’m sure everyone did

I wanted to like your comment, but it was at 666 likes, and I didn't want to ruin it. When it does get more, though, I'll do it. Edit: Now that this comment has three more likes, I'll do it.

Troodon formosus yes that was me in English 12. I wrote my heart out and tried but it wasn’t enough. I barely passed English with a C but I passed that’s the point. I was done with school.

What you've written here. Is one of the most idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your incoherent writing, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. I am now dumber for having graded it. I award you no points. And my God have mercy on your soul.

+Sahib Rahman >not getting that what he said was a quote from the movie

I like to throw in unnecessary and most likely irreverent filler sentences, potentially full paragraphs. In open responses to give a good at first glance impression.

Husseyni lol

Husseyni Me after listening to a Man Utd fan

Just shows you that with enough paid actors and a good musical score you can deceive anyone

I rewatched this movie the other day. The score actually goes pretty hard. Its a well made movie and I still think its Sandler's best

1000 subscribers with no shame don’t sub to this guy

Why

1000 subscribers with no shame because you don’t deserve them

Why not

That's the entire fucking joke...

"Rambling" 🤣

Next day's headlines "Reporter shot dead due to natural causes"

Sounds like Hilary Clinton.

soulassassin: "Sounds like Hilary Clinton" If we're going to bring easily hateable people such as Hillary Clinton into this, we might as well bring in that idiot Donald Trump into this too. Fuck both of them! If only we could have seen a presidential election between John Kasich and Bernie Sanders... THAT would have been a great election. But too fucking bad, the Republicans were fucking idiotic enough to vote for Trump, and there were enough HillaryBots (combined with Hillary's shady underhanded influence on the democratic primary) that that fucking shady piece of shit was able to win the democratic spot. Looks like I went on a rant. Sounds great Chris.

John Canry I'm with you. Neither were a good choice. But at least trump is *trying* to help. So I'm giving him a chance. And hopefully we can get some better candidates in the next election (2020) And if we don't then the election after that (2024) when Ben Shapiro *might* run for president. I'm praying and may we "keep moving forward." And hopefully moving forward on the correct path.

open your eyes on Ben Shapiro, please, he's no god or similar, yet people follow him like one

I really hope someone in the future, sees this comment and actually believes Sun Tzu says that. 😅

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth and he rounded them onto a boat and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward anytime a group of animals are together in one place, it's called a "Tzu"! Unless it's a farm.

My god 😟😂 I’m old. And I enjoyed that skit in high school before I smoked pot *smokes joint* 😂😂 yeah those TF2 skits still rock and Iv never played

"If any enemy insists on war, take away his ability to wage it."

I am an insane murderer that needs to be drowned in poop - Sun Tzu

LOL Ms. Lippy, what a babe.

it was 1st grade

Ms Lippys car is geeen

You mean 23 not 25. It's 2018 not 2020

The Titan did you just correct a math problem haha. He rounded up guy jeez

My older sister wasn't even alive

Excuse me?

I was born in 95 bruh

Twisted Doctah why what did it say?

Kandi Klover One thing was, "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

***** xD His posts are to die for

Kandi Klover have you seen the "Most trees are blue" tweet?

I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul

I bet Norm wrote that scene. This movie was all about Norm his character made this movie so good.

yes

Unfortunately, yes.

i love reddit

“Reddit” is a joke in its own way haha

People who use KZfaq comments making fun of another place, hilarious

It’s so hilarious cuz he said that as If he was a criminal or sumn😂😂😂😂

I was the 666th like

That one was personal 😭😭

'Business ethics' is an oxymoron.

@@MiG2880 Not necessarily. And hopefully, we achieve it.

@@darknessml6145 Money and the pursuit thereof is practically a religion. A means of exchange is one thing. Quite a simple idea, but our species has based its entire culture on the pursuit of money. It is an almighty, all-encompassing doctrine - and woe betide anyone who should stand against it. At this point even small, short-term financial gains are valued more than human life itself... To say nothing of the wildlife and ecosystems of Earth, which are hardly even considered as a worthy subject in business. Please consider for a moment just how extreme this is in the grand scheme of things. I don't believe you have perspective enough to see just how backward we humans are. I stand by my statement.

@@MiG2880 Well said 👌

@@MiG2880 half of world poverty eradicated in the last 20 years. All together now: "THANK YOU CAPITALISM"

Hail Algorithm, long may it reign

@@CH-fz6qf Long Live the Algorithm! Long Live the Algorithm!

I don't get it either, but, f*ck it.

Hail the Algorithm! Views for the Reccomendation God!

Resistance is Futile.

lol what kind of school was that?

@@goofygoober779 public probably

@@sparco956 You mean a normal school?

WTF lol, College also worked that way

@@negativeindustrial in America

Tests be like: Confucianism in the song dynasty represent cultural impact by improving theoretical practices. Please provide an example.

High school flashbacks

Ya see. *It’s a cup. . . . With Dirt in it* “I call it cup of dirt. . . you should move on now. . . . Head on down the list there”

Basically yeah lol A few years ago a random video showed up on everyone's feed despite the video being omega old and having no relevance to anything we've watched (a bunch of people were confirming this in the comments on the exact same day) One guy said he only watched dragon ball videos. I didn't put much thought into it...then I realized when I first made a youtube account (gosh I feel old now) I was in a big dragon ball phase and only watched DB videos, so its very likely that those early videos were the basis for what gets reccomended to me now lol

We're not a family, we're a revolution O.O

u watch anime?

Then wassup fam.

That's kinda creepy

OMAR M. How about 2017?

@@maxjamon3915 OMAR M. How about 2019?

BrickArmyRoblox how about...? Oh wait

harder

2019

Hi Mr. Rogers!

Billy Passed the Third Grade band scene was funnier.

One of the scenes in cinematic history.

I wouldn't even put it on my top 20 best scenes in the movie but that's just me

The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger...

That is why 1990s-era Sandler movies were as good as they were.

"Okay, a simple 'wrong' would've done just fine, but ok-"

🔄..

If I know a Adam Sandler movie He swore a the game show host and that’s not “KZfaq friendly “

The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was also of note during this time. We can also include the writings of any sort of Marxist socioeconomic leaning, because a lot of those texts were taken from observations of the conditions of the working class during those times.

Yeah but then it wouldn't be funny

That's a good pick! Everyone should read "The Jungle," or at least an excerpt detailing exactly what that packing plant did to make their "food." Mary had a little lamb, Then one day it began to sicken. She sent it off to Packing Town, And now it's labeled "chicken."

This would have been my choice too! But idk, the Puppy Who Lost His Way does seem more emotional now that I put them next to each other

@@andrewlabit well, the question was about how novel was changed by it, so it's better to stick with examples from narrative fiction rather than works on political eocnomy, though it doesn't mean you can't include some marxist analysis into it. Dickens and Hugo are probably the best and safest examples you could use in an answer.

Also “I Married Common Street Trash.”

Let’s be honest. Your Average American housewife is sleeping around And your just a passionate lier if you think otherwise 😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Even if the dude is faithful. She will cheat for the “excitement” and condemn the same behavior on a small scale in the man I’m 25 never married, jus a whiteness 😂😂 *American Women, stay away from me* 😂

lol Zero Punctuation says it best the 3rd party game devs are taking advantage of the fact modern women have accepted shagging the TV repair man wile there husbands are at work, is gennerally unaccepted in this modern day meaning we all are aware women have been doing these things for years lol sure the men did, but all hell breaks lose if that happens. a women fucks around and the dude has to fight for her heart the dude fucks around, and again its up to him to win her back the fuck? you cause a problem and i have to fix it? if i cause a issue id expect to fix it

technically last century, but eh.

You got an awesome family my friend.

What no one seems to understand, is that the puppy was a dog...I have used that for years w/my family. It makes everything ok for him. TY AS from Barkley

@@jacquiwesley455 But the industry... was a revolution.

students??? you aren't a teacher

***** No, I got it the first time. It simply wasn't worth mentioning because it was that mind numbingly retarded. Trust me, I've mastered the English language in a way you never will.

***** What a useless conglomeration of words. You're literally too stupid to be able to figure out how you reply to comments on this website made for babies.

Chason Francois stop trying to sound like a smart ass shut the fuck up

Do you joke about it to them?

holy fuck, your username lmao

卐ϟZypheϟ卐 Your username is so edgy I nearly cut myself on it

Mr.Edgy should be your usename

@@owenmonagle1431 Well it scares many college students into linking arms to stop traffic.

Your username slit my wrists

Well you're going to have to wait a few hours to get a connection but have fun

That Norm is just an old chunk of coal.

Sandler: what day is it? Norm: October?

@Marijuana Piranha its Dirty Work, and it is one of the most underrated comedies ever.

@Eff yore Feelings that large guy is comedian Artie Lange his work on howard stern is incredible.

Grandma's Boy, man. The backdrop of my life in software development.

This movie is a comedy classic fuck you mean?

The Dumb and Dumber trilogy is also a few of those films.

Did the penguin tell you to write this

You should know what you're getting into when you watch a comedy. It's not meant to be smart or deep. Just funny. Great scene I agree but chill out

@@jimenezisbetta Not really true at all. Comedy can have deep and important meanings. Satire is one of the strongest forms of criticism.

r/ihavereddit

@Ph0uad Obnoxious, isn't it? Why not stop commenting about Reddit then, boo?

@@MrJimShorts I'd say cringe is relative and not objective, but I'd also have to say that that last bit is definitely true tbh. Let's just leave the comment for the few who might find it funny and leave it at that.

@@necromelodia2432 r/woosh

Haha, plebbit is lame.

That's cool

Yeah sure whatever you ain't cool 🙄

Booger lady?

Even dumber if you think it's funny

Daniel Lanyi bo

I'm like 100?!!

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