Or just appearing inside him telefrag-style. There's another comment that suggests that they might have written a script with cool wishmurders, and then found they couldn't afford the cool wishmurders and replaced them with terrible, not-very-sense-making wishmurders, but didn't change the actual wishes. If true, and I'd believe it, I would utterly believe that originally that was the result of this particular wish, and we're seeing the terrible replacement.

Exactly what I thought!

Had the exact same thought watching this. They all seem like cheaper versions (or downright silly versions, like the mouse one) of wishes that all practically scream for fairly obvious ways to make it bad. Be anywhere else? She's now in the middle of a volcano about to erupt. Or the sun. Or Venus. Or space. Or right in front of a car! Not... a cage of mice that are rats that immediately eat her face??

I mean he could have pushed past her and taken the files then locked her in a burning room, and it would have made sense and would have been cheaper to film because you wouldn't need to film someone on fire. It's a movie so lazy that it makes it harder on itself

The first thing I thought was that the movie was like a videogame that bugged out: the records were supposed to go up in flames, but instead a bug occurred and only the lady did. But for what concerns the game, the records have effectively been destroyed which is why the Wishmaster can't interact with them.

It really depends on how well-connected you are. Ordinary citizens can be harmed pretty badly.

@@Nulono Colleges and universities don't have a great track record when it comes to dealing with sexual misconduct.

"Who they gonna believe? the professor or me, a weird buff creatuer with meat-pads?"

Same

@JohnnyTheWolf yeah but think of the potential of the djinn playing something small and crawly that lurks in darkened corners granting wishes. the crew won't know _why_ all this messed up stuff is happening just that it seems random. it could be a countdown between figuring out what connects everyone and the rapidly dwindling crew

@JohnnyTheWolf "i wish i wasn't on this sub" boom! dude is teleported outside the sub and the body is crushed like a tin can. "i wish tony would stop serving stew" boom! tony slips while cutting veg and ends up losing his fingers in the soup, he bleeds out all over the kitchen until he dies and several packages are wasted for blood contamination so the crew goes on heavily reduced rations. "i am so on edge, i wish i didn't have to see another member of the crew go out like that" boom! eyes explode. as the bits get left around and the stink of death grows there becomes a bug problem(maybe there were one or two at the beginning of the movie) "i wish there weren't roaches all over the place" boom! they all coalesce into a single mass and crawl up the dude and into his mouth so he is filled and swells up with a writhing wriggling mass under the skin moving of it's own volition you can be excessively spectacular in a small space if you focus it in and in a small space like a sub each wish can compact the woes of the crew so they end up making more risky and exploitable wishes

That would be cool. In a post-pandemic world it would be interesting to see more horror villains who act like viruses.

I know this comment's a year old but you should've been this movie's writer for that improvement to the script alone.

I love that the people who made the movie imagined that if you put your head into a cage with a bunch of fancy rats they'd eat your eyes out for fun. Like there's an extra step before it becomes the 1984 torture (putting the rats in a life threatening situation where the only way out is thru you) and that step is what makes it truly terrifying. I used to stick my head into my pet rats' cage all the time and they just sniffled my ears and played with my hair.

@@tillyqtillyq3750 I love rats so much.

@@tillyqtillyq3750 Fancy rats are good boys. In that case their kinda just doing what desperate people might do as well poor boys. It's wrong to make them do such evil things.

@@tillyqtillyq3750 One of my rats had a thing biting my eyes, tho. RIP Spock

@@AbstractTraitorHero I have a rehabbed Roof Rat, aka Black Rat, aka wild rat, and he is also a snuggly licky boy so its not even just fancy rats

Wish granted. The spare mass converts into pure energy and the world blows up.

Creates a clone of himself and makes you eat that baby.

"I wish you had never been created" would also cover it. I mean, granted, that would completely reshape world history, but it would probably be for the better.

Jason Blalock or maybe “I wish that you will permanently lose the ability to grant wishes exactly 10 seconds after granting this current wish”

@@moredetonation3755 username checks out. Never thought I'd say that here tho.

Lol, it could be his intro. Like Mr Robinson or something.

i'd be all for matt doing that ^^ it could be matt's 'game face'

Lol Hi, Chad!

because they made star wars political

I preferred Star Wars when it was apolitical too. Back when it was just a story about an oppressed and marginalised group battling a fascistic authoritarian state. Good times.

​@@paultapping9510there is nothing political about a story with an empire lead by cartoonishly evil emperor that has an evil masked right hand man that looks like Darth Vader (nice name btw), with an army of clones that are all dressed identical and a rag tag group of people that are just trying to stop them. YOU are injecting politics by adding needless terms like "fascistic, oppressed and marginalized". There is nothing saying the empire is fascistic. It's just a bad guy that wants to rule the galaxy and has an army. It's very simple. And the good guys aren't marginalized or oppressed, they are hunted down because they attacked the empire. Hell, princess Leia was a rich princess. Han solo was a criminal. Luke was just poor living on a shit planet. Star wars wasn't political at all. It didn't make any parallels with any real world events or real political groups. It simply had a bad guy, an emperor, and the good guys. The new star wars movies reflect your vomit of political words

More like getting chased by Biden, who's clutching the RAVE act...

It would be based on the Djinn's definition of "kindness", which would probably involve something like complimenting your skin while he slowly peels it from your body.

@@ometta7 I wish you were a good being, where good follows the description found in *insert particularly good description for whatever good is from some book or movie or comic or whatever*.

It honestly doesn't really matter since Wisho is written to basically use wishes as an excuse to kill you, not to misinterpret the wish per se. So you're welcome to be as specific as you like, if he wants you dead, you're dead.

Does the phrase "kill them with kindness" ring a bell? ;)

@@ometta7 See, this is why you should have written the film not the people who actually did.

Now I hope for that movie/anime to come out.

fluffy_tail but can you think of a more cheaply produced version?

@@tawdryhepburn4686 There is some margin of extra shittyness but we're pretty close to the bottom already

I saw it in theaters when it came out. I couldn’t watch it cause of the title. people took it way to literall. You feel me

Naiki Gutierrez slumber party massacre 1 and 3?

Hm. I don't think there is any feminist exploitation films, I don't generally consider r*** revenge to be feminist, but as for sort of goofy movies there is Teeth, or whatever that vagina dentata movie was called. That one is about SA too, but its more about the actual feelings and not just shock.

Slumber Party Massacre and arguably the original I Spit on Your Grave/Day of the Woman.

Tawdry Hepburn now that I think of it, how about Knock Knock? It's kind of ironically feminist in that it was made by a misogynist who thinks being terrorized by sexy coeds is the worst thing that could happen to a man. What makes it interesting is it is less violent and more psychological attacks against the suburban male identity. Like if Audition wasnt just "the date from hell" and could be read as social commentary about dating.

Wish granted. He drives Jupiter to Earth like it's a space ship.

I thought that was her.

Wishmaster: Do you wish for a better movie?

Hey, Witchcraft 3 was pretty good

BUNNIES!

Thank you! I'm in love with the bunnies also Holland lop bunnies are very cute ~🧡 🦇

This is a good comment

It depends, avoiding politics does not have to mean that they avoid it at all, but more like the public discussion especially on social media. Hopeless discussions due to half-knowledge and inaccurate facts. I personally prefer to build an opinion on what i vote for by doing my own research instead of believing a war of left against right on twitter. But i see whatcha mean, people who are like "oh i dont care about politics" are those who i will ignore when they complain about a political change they get to feel eventually.

@@LittleBarracuda - It's more the hypocrisy that's the issue. Saying, "Keep politics out of it", is inherently a political statement in favor of the status quo. They don't actually have a problem with political statements in their entertainment media. They just have a problem with the ones that make them feel uncomfortable. Like the whole kneeling during the national anthem "controversy". Taking a knee is supposedly "injecting politics into football"... But how is forcing a public display of performative patriotism before every game *not already* doing that? It is. But it's "okay" because the critics are comfortable with those politics being forced on people.

GHOULIES 4 IS NOT A TRUE GHOULIES MOVIE!

@@ScaredyCatsTV It is ghoulies in everything but the ghoulies (if you don't count the copious footage from the first movie, which wasn't that much about ghoulies anyway).

@@jasonknott6787 But it has some bitchin' vegans.

There's a Ghoulies 4?!!! They couldn't even get Ghoulies 1 right! 🤮

@@p.d.l7023 A protagonist of Ghoulies 1 is now a cop, strongly into BDSM, and his former love interest (re-casted) conspires with his alter ego, who awaits in the ghoulies universe, to switch their places. And there is a couple of goblins who can supernaturally speak without moving their mouths, communicate only in one-liners and don't contribute to the plot. But then, most of the movie doesn't contribute either.

This is one of those cases where I scrolled way down just needing someone to have made this comment.