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@iamtekcop4 жыл бұрын
Really disappointed after the dude said "I want them to be into me," they didn't kill him by climbing inside him.
@Patrick-Phelan4 жыл бұрын
Or just appearing inside him telefrag-style. There's another comment that suggests that they might have written a script with cool wishmurders, and then found they couldn't afford the cool wishmurders and replaced them with terrible, not-very-sense-making wishmurders, but didn't change the actual wishes. If true, and I'd believe it, I would utterly believe that originally that was the result of this particular wish, and we're seeing the terrible replacement.
@miss2sexime3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought!
@fritzskrivvens87274 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that google responds to "Hey bimbos."
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
From your summary it looks like they planed the deaths in such a way to actually make sense in terms of how the wishes are framed, but each time went for a cheaper and lazier option instead, without revising the script. The archive scene where the djin doesn't take the files seems like the biggest indicator.
@fy87984 жыл бұрын
Had the exact same thought watching this. They all seem like cheaper versions (or downright silly versions, like the mouse one) of wishes that all practically scream for fairly obvious ways to make it bad. Be anywhere else? She's now in the middle of a volcano about to erupt. Or the sun. Or Venus. Or space. Or right in front of a car! Not... a cage of mice that are rats that immediately eat her face??
@douglasphillips58704 жыл бұрын
I mean he could have pushed past her and taken the files then locked her in a burning room, and it would have made sense and would have been cheaper to film because you wouldn't need to film someone on fire. It's a movie so lazy that it makes it harder on itself
@leonardorossi9984 жыл бұрын
The first thing I thought was that the movie was like a videogame that bugged out: the records were supposed to go up in flames, but instead a bug occurred and only the lady did. But for what concerns the game, the records have effectively been destroyed which is why the Wishmaster can't interact with them.
@chrisfarmer68934 жыл бұрын
"Who would believe you?" Well, if the professor is anything like Harvey Weinstein, everyone will give you a pass until at least 90 more victims come forward.
@Nulono3 жыл бұрын
It really depends on how well-connected you are. Ordinary citizens can be harmed pretty badly.
@CanItAlready2 жыл бұрын
@@Nulono Colleges and universities don't have a great track record when it comes to dealing with sexual misconduct.
@javsandarts2 жыл бұрын
"Who they gonna believe? the professor or me, a weird buff creatuer with meat-pads?"
@AnkhAnanku4 жыл бұрын
“Really _into_ him” Jokes on you! I was game for pegging the whole time!
@parisstrider-lalonde19694 жыл бұрын
Love being in the third part of this series, when I have never watched one of these movies
@ahouyearno4 жыл бұрын
Same
@stevegeorge68804 жыл бұрын
No, seriously, submarine movies are inherently awesome, and depending on whether or not you actually end up having to shoot on water, they can be made relatively inexpensively. That would have been amazing. Instead, we'll always have Wishmaster 3.
@technopoptart4 жыл бұрын
@JohnnyTheWolf yeah but think of the potential of the djinn playing something small and crawly that lurks in darkened corners granting wishes. the crew won't know _why_ all this messed up stuff is happening just that it seems random. it could be a countdown between figuring out what connects everyone and the rapidly dwindling crew
@technopoptart4 жыл бұрын
@JohnnyTheWolf "i wish i wasn't on this sub" boom! dude is teleported outside the sub and the body is crushed like a tin can. "i wish tony would stop serving stew" boom! tony slips while cutting veg and ends up losing his fingers in the soup, he bleeds out all over the kitchen until he dies and several packages are wasted for blood contamination so the crew goes on heavily reduced rations. "i am so on edge, i wish i didn't have to see another member of the crew go out like that" boom! eyes explode. as the bits get left around and the stink of death grows there becomes a bug problem(maybe there were one or two at the beginning of the movie) "i wish there weren't roaches all over the place" boom! they all coalesce into a single mass and crawl up the dude and into his mouth so he is filled and swells up with a writhing wriggling mass under the skin moving of it's own volition you can be excessively spectacular in a small space if you focus it in and in a small space like a sub each wish can compact the woes of the crew so they end up making more risky and exploitable wishes
@WikiSorcerer3 жыл бұрын
If he really wished for women to be "into him", I would imagine that the guy would explode and out comes two beautiful women that are themselves djinn, the Djinn using wishes as a method of releasing his brethren (and sistren) from whatever Hell Dimension they're trapped in one at a time. It could be like Hellraiser 3, where every-time the killer kills someone, it just spawns another invincible killer that serves them.
@naomistarlight61783 жыл бұрын
That would be cool. In a post-pandemic world it would be interesting to see more horror villains who act like viruses.
@IndustrialGradeMage Жыл бұрын
I know this comment's a year old but you should've been this movie's writer for that improvement to the script alone.
@geekgroupie424 жыл бұрын
I love how seamlessly Matt puts in the content warnings, shows how easy it can be and doesn't ruin the tone of the show.
@kwarra-an4 жыл бұрын
Those were rats, not mice; entire critique dismissed
@tillyqtillyq37504 жыл бұрын
I love that the people who made the movie imagined that if you put your head into a cage with a bunch of fancy rats they'd eat your eyes out for fun. Like there's an extra step before it becomes the 1984 torture (putting the rats in a life threatening situation where the only way out is thru you) and that step is what makes it truly terrifying. I used to stick my head into my pet rats' cage all the time and they just sniffled my ears and played with my hair.
@Aconitum_napellus4 жыл бұрын
@@tillyqtillyq3750 I love rats so much.
@AbstractTraitorHero4 жыл бұрын
@@tillyqtillyq3750 Fancy rats are good boys. In that case their kinda just doing what desperate people might do as well poor boys. It's wrong to make them do such evil things.
@definitivamenteno-malo79193 жыл бұрын
@@tillyqtillyq3750 One of my rats had a thing biting my eyes, tho. RIP Spock
@Poison_Paradise2 жыл бұрын
@@AbstractTraitorHero I have a rehabbed Roof Rat, aka Black Rat, aka wild rat, and he is also a snuggly licky boy so its not even just fancy rats
@jacobjohnston39834 жыл бұрын
How about “I wish the Djinn was permanently transformed into a human infant with no powers or memories of his time as a evil guy?” I mean, that would cover it, right? Problem solved?
@moredetonation37554 жыл бұрын
Wish granted. The spare mass converts into pure energy and the world blows up.
@thepopulargirl17844 жыл бұрын
Creates a clone of himself and makes you eat that baby.
@jasonblalock44294 жыл бұрын
"I wish you had never been created" would also cover it. I mean, granted, that would completely reshape world history, but it would probably be for the better.
@jacobjohnston39834 жыл бұрын
Jason Blalock or maybe “I wish that you will permanently lose the ability to grant wishes exactly 10 seconds after granting this current wish”
@constellaespj43984 жыл бұрын
@@moredetonation3755 username checks out. Never thought I'd say that here tho.
@chadaustin12264 жыл бұрын
Matt needs to do his make up tutes before filming Scaredy Cat videos so we can watch him get annoyed with smokey eyes.
@dragoniraflameblade4 жыл бұрын
Lol, it could be his intro. Like Mr Robinson or something.
@technopoptart4 жыл бұрын
i'd be all for matt doing that ^^ it could be matt's 'game face'
@TheCursereaper4 жыл бұрын
Lol Hi, Chad!
@BirdGaffron4 жыл бұрын
This video came up in my recommended videos and I couldn't be happier. I watched all of the Wishmaster videos already and at least once a video, I'm howling laughing at your delivery. New favorite channel.
@hotelmario5104 жыл бұрын
>looks like elon musk and matthew broderick got into the teleporter from The Fly holy shit he _does_
@queerspirit29954 жыл бұрын
"Why did you make this political??" that's one question I don't get tired of hearing when administering Star Wars fandom pages on FaceBook.
@deklerkverwoerd7721 Жыл бұрын
because they made star wars political
@paultapping9510 Жыл бұрын
I preferred Star Wars when it was apolitical too. Back when it was just a story about an oppressed and marginalised group battling a fascistic authoritarian state. Good times.
@kato09310 ай бұрын
@@paultapping9510there is nothing political about a story with an empire lead by cartoonishly evil emperor that has an evil masked right hand man that looks like Darth Vader (nice name btw), with an army of clones that are all dressed identical and a rag tag group of people that are just trying to stop them. YOU are injecting politics by adding needless terms like "fascistic, oppressed and marginalized". There is nothing saying the empire is fascistic. It's just a bad guy that wants to rule the galaxy and has an army. It's very simple. And the good guys aren't marginalized or oppressed, they are hunted down because they attacked the empire. Hell, princess Leia was a rich princess. Han solo was a criminal. Luke was just poor living on a shit planet. Star wars wasn't political at all. It didn't make any parallels with any real world events or real political groups. It simply had a bad guy, an emperor, and the good guys. The new star wars movies reflect your vomit of political words
@thehorriblebright4 жыл бұрын
"More running, more techno" sounds like a janky docudrama about a group of 90s ravers engaged in a cat and mouse chase with the FDA.
@dammysavis6694 жыл бұрын
More like getting chased by Biden, who's clutching the RAVE act...
@Gveskoyen4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't a wish work like "I wish you, Djinn, would be kind instead of cruel"?
@ometta74 жыл бұрын
It would be based on the Djinn's definition of "kindness", which would probably involve something like complimenting your skin while he slowly peels it from your body.
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat4 жыл бұрын
@@ometta7 I wish you were a good being, where good follows the description found in *insert particularly good description for whatever good is from some book or movie or comic or whatever*.
@z-beeblebrox4 жыл бұрын
It honestly doesn't really matter since Wisho is written to basically use wishes as an excuse to kill you, not to misinterpret the wish per se. So you're welcome to be as specific as you like, if he wants you dead, you're dead.
@zoushaomenohu4 жыл бұрын
Does the phrase "kill them with kindness" ring a bell? ;)
@gyorkshire2574 жыл бұрын
@@ometta7 See, this is why you should have written the film not the people who actually did.
@trishtrash93393 жыл бұрын
Those are rats not mice. And the reason the power of an angel couldn't heal the wounds inflected be rats, is that rats are more pure und powerful than angels. That's also the reason the 1st impact could be avoided, because rats saved us of the angels.
@naomistarlight61783 жыл бұрын
Now I hope for that movie/anime to come out.
@ShutItKyle4 жыл бұрын
"Beefeater Djinn" Fuck me thats good.
@ActingNT4 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what porn Scaredy Matt watches to make that music feel appropriate.
@jimballard11864 жыл бұрын
Her walls came down! L-like the walls of Jericho were brought down by, um... by God? So it's, er, like a metaphor or a throughline or something? Yeah, that's it, it's alluding to... you know, Bible stuff... and that makes it deep!
@nicksnrub72654 жыл бұрын
I wish that djinn didn't have magic.
@lucasasullivan4 жыл бұрын
I almost wish that they had made more Wishmaster movies, so that you would do more reviews on Wishmaster movies. But I'm confident that there are enough good and also not so good movies for you to review. These are great.
@wineoneone4 жыл бұрын
CN: eating disorders Super minor point, but anorexia and bulimia are defined by the weight of the patient, not the behavior. Both anorexia and bulimia have restrictive and binge/purge varieties. Source: I studied psychology in undergrad with a focus on abnormal psychology.
@bjmccann14 жыл бұрын
I'm loving both of your channels! Keep up the good work. (I primarily wrote this in order to manipulate the algorithm. Toodles!)
@awhitney30634 жыл бұрын
You're right on Scaredy Matt - man I remember watching this when I was a kid and remembering that all of the movie cues I was getting just seemed way off. It's fascinating to watch this dissection and see you lay it all out piece by piece. Love your stuff!
@vermis1614 жыл бұрын
i tried to watch the movies before watching your videos but i had to stop after the second one. i just couldn't... i just couldn't do it anymore
@moeszyslak30974 жыл бұрын
I feel like the seductress/witch lady from escape from tomorrow would make a great djinn for the next installment
@decepticonne4 жыл бұрын
"more running, more techno" - Scaredy Matt, 2020
@jasonblalock44294 жыл бұрын
Speaking of puzzle boxes, it'd be fun to see you take on the Hellraiser series someday. Now that's a quality roller-coaster!
@tinnitusthenight55454 жыл бұрын
But did they establish its is a forged gem? Also i guess that they didn't have the creature effects on hand but imagine if the girls were literally "into him" like they appeared inside of him as one homunculus style creature who suffers for a bit then dies. That would have been sick just saying.
@fluffy_tail43654 жыл бұрын
On a side note I still can't believe how boring the wish gets granted in the sequels. I can imagine ten billions more ways that are both more entertaining and more ultra violence.
@tawdryhepburn46864 жыл бұрын
fluffy_tail but can you think of a more cheaply produced version?
@fluffy_tail43654 жыл бұрын
@@tawdryhepburn4686 There is some margin of extra shittyness but we're pretty close to the bottom already
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to Scaredy Cat's thoughts on the fourth and final Wishmaster film, "The Prophecy Fullfilled," (which is yet another misleading title because no, it isn't). In that one, Djinn #3 (John Novak) actually falls for the woman who awoke him, Lisa, and wants her as his second-in-command. No, I didn't watch it, I simply looked it up because I knew of its existence and wow, it sure sounds...interesting, to say the least XD.
@BrickChick2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be honest , I always viewed each movie had its own djinn , even 1 and 2 which is why they were in different statues. I just simply assumed it was it implied there was a race of them and a common practice was the imprisonment spell used to trap them inside a fire opal and then hide that opal inside a "holy" statue for double protection . Each movie had a different object an opal was trapped inside of and each djinn had different limits to their power. Just i have to imagine that even if they played by the same actor at different points it's just "a movie thing" and ignore it. Like I even imagine their rules are different to what they need to end the world kinda adds to them being different entities. But then again these are just head canon things to help me enjoy the movies more
@sheepbeeps33694 жыл бұрын
"two hottest women in the world and I wish they were into me" DUDE... jinn coulda made him explode or some other creepy thing.
@itwasnotthat4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I think this one is also a Hellraiser movie, depending on locality.
@geekcatsunited45274 жыл бұрын
The weird tech music sounds like art could belong in Pathologic
@TheBreadB4 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear your thoughts on the new Black Christmas movie from 2019.
@liam63033 жыл бұрын
I saw it in theaters when it came out. I couldn’t watch it cause of the title. people took it way to literall. You feel me
@phaedrus49314 жыл бұрын
I wish this series would never end.
@dbplasma25384 жыл бұрын
It's okay to shit on bad B movies, as long as you're holding them to the standards of other B movies, which I believe you do very well!
@kidkous4 жыл бұрын
i appreciate how you try for us, not being negative inherently
@natalies70304 жыл бұрын
Do a video on Brain Damage ( one of my favorites, Another in that error I think was called Bad Dreams, about a cult that commits suicide and one survivor is haunted after waking from a 10+ year coma by the dead cult leader claiming that she must join them.. Hopefully you know which movie I am talking about and I will get to enjoy your takes on both 😁
@ivanjurlina68694 жыл бұрын
Oh,I can't wait for you to do a review for Wishmaster 4.
@skippycoulter Жыл бұрын
Something about Milly's (Scaredy Cats) stories of doing comedy, hating these films he remembers loving, it all feels so real to reckoning with things we grew up thinking okay or good and changing to realize wtff
@Nimble_Mimble11 ай бұрын
You are a national treasure ❤ I'm running through all your content and already watched this but the line that says I watched it wasn't there so obviously I can't trust my memory and again I am lmao. When I go back in time I wanna be like you.
@AmunDeus4 жыл бұрын
I like how you can make an enjoyable and good SC video even when the subject film sucks. I think the first Wishmaster is fun as hell, but the rest of the franchise is kind of a dumpster fire. Ah well, one day soon you will be free of this curse.
@Miraihi4 жыл бұрын
3:05 - Phew, I thought that'll be a Skillshare ad.
@xxlCortez3 жыл бұрын
What kinda bothered me is that the djinn who was established as immortal and eternal who can't die, suddenly can be killed. Plus, he can also do various magics apart from stealing faces and brutalizing people to force them to wish.
@rotisseriepossum Жыл бұрын
13:36 I love how her heart is held in place w bricks of meat for no reason
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
"Beefeater Djinn" 😂😂😂🤣🤣👍
@naikigutierrez42794 жыл бұрын
Now, I have to wonder if there’s any feminist B movie shlock. It would be really interesting to watch.
@tawdryhepburn46864 жыл бұрын
Naiki Gutierrez slumber party massacre 1 and 3?
@JebeckyGranjola4 жыл бұрын
Hm. I don't think there is any feminist exploitation films, I don't generally consider r*** revenge to be feminist, but as for sort of goofy movies there is Teeth, or whatever that vagina dentata movie was called. That one is about SA too, but its more about the actual feelings and not just shock.
@Painocus4 жыл бұрын
Slumber Party Massacre and arguably the original I Spit on Your Grave/Day of the Woman.
@JebeckyGranjola4 жыл бұрын
Tawdry Hepburn now that I think of it, how about Knock Knock? It's kind of ironically feminist in that it was made by a misogynist who thinks being terrorized by sexy coeds is the worst thing that could happen to a man. What makes it interesting is it is less violent and more psychological attacks against the suburban male identity. Like if Audition wasnt just "the date from hell" and could be read as social commentary about dating.
@khaelstorm25524 жыл бұрын
Funny how the weird gropey friend flashed the middle finger of the same hand he slapped the protagonist’s butt with to the Djinn. That’s... Metaphorical or something?
@thurkagord4 жыл бұрын
They should've just wished him to permanently teleport himself to the surface of Jupiter. Boom, no need for all these bad movies
@XxThunderflamexX4 жыл бұрын
Wish granted. He drives Jupiter to Earth like it's a space ship.
@rrkaminski94 жыл бұрын
That's JJ from Criminal Minds!
@Juiceharlot4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was her.
@caseymckenna71113 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw this I missed the intro and, therefore, the title. When the djinn showed up I was like “wow.. they’re poorly rippin off a lotta different horror movies at once here.” When I finally realized what was happening.. I mean, I wasn’t necessarily mad at some kinda “loss of integrity” in the franchise or anything. But it was certainly.. something.
@kingofsting192 жыл бұрын
"I wish I didn't have to make three wishes to send you back to where you belong."
@davidlewisjohnson42354 жыл бұрын
Hoping that the third movie in D-horror series will be time well spent is just . . . wishful thinking. Sorry.
@p.d.l70234 жыл бұрын
Wishmaster: Do you wish for a better movie?
@TheSeptet4 жыл бұрын
Hey, Witchcraft 3 was pretty good
@xxxtearfulangelxxx31283 жыл бұрын
It's weird hearing bimbo used in a derogatory way after identifying with it for so long, 2000s feels like it's been eons ago. ah, how trauma ruins your memories I am also really disappointed the new Djinn didn't even attempt to act... like the previous one? At all? With his voice?
@sligiseesi53934 жыл бұрын
jason connery also played a tv robin hood in the 80s
@JebeckyGranjola4 жыл бұрын
I also enjoyed you making fun of part 2. I would much prefer that than to have you suffer through movies that just make you feel bad. I got the impression this one wasn't fun for you. :(
@Bobbypinker3 жыл бұрын
The school bell doorbell is really really really funny.
@emival33353 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: if the professor phrased “I want them to be really into me” (haven’t seen the movie so don’t know the phrasing) the girls could try to literally claw their way into his body to try to crawl into and under his skin. If he said “I want them to be obsessed with me” they could fight over him each one trying to pull him away from the other til he’s torn apart. Both are gory (not exactly new for earlier entries in the series) and would be way more inventive.
@OllieMendes4 жыл бұрын
I don't have a relevant comment but for the Algorithm's sake look up "hotot bunnies" they're like little dwarf buns that come with their own eyeliner.
@FaoladhTV4 жыл бұрын
BUNNIES!
@T0xXx1k4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm in love with the bunnies also Holland lop bunnies are very cute ~🧡 🦇
@sargecad3t4 жыл бұрын
This is a good comment
@KayKay1143 жыл бұрын
4:13 I was leisurely watching this and I noticed my city in the movie! This is our legislative building in the back. Then inside the steps are the front lol. I had no idea this was filmed here. Looking forward to the rest of this. 😄
@lemuntpicard7482 Жыл бұрын
The Djinn-Cell bit made me laugh it so hard I had to pause the video for 3 minutes.
@himonightbreeze4 жыл бұрын
If my world religions professor goes on about djinn that much, I'd start reconsidering attending to my fallback school.
@Juice13003 жыл бұрын
THE FORGED GEM! Forged in a forge, like all good gems.
@chrisclark72854 жыл бұрын
I must be watching the wrong porn. I totally want to see someone trying to keep up with the frantic energy of that music.
@chaossmith38644 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Lexx music. Which isn't too far off of a porno I guess... 😹
@heidimelcarek36774 жыл бұрын
I love it that you noticed this shit. I'm a woman n happen to get a big kick out of horror movies also. But these kinds of observations - very sharp of you as a guy to pick up on. Thanks for the review!
@0meAcat111 ай бұрын
"The dream I take it?" Lmfao no young man can save that line. I take it.... are u. Alright
@Darkthestral1 Жыл бұрын
Some ideas for "I wish I was anywhere else" that would make much cooler death/torture scenes. The bottom of the ocean crushed by the pressure Inside the earth either crushed or melted Into the sun Into space Onto the moon Partially into any structure leaving bits of them sticking out Literal hell 100 feet in the air to fall to their death Back in time (in a battle, eaten by dinos, killed in Pampi, ect) Free to us by Wishmaster or other wish based horror movies
@shaylabear25384 жыл бұрын
Take THIS Algorithm
@Yaldabaoth41311 ай бұрын
I like that the running joke in the Wishmaster videos foreshadowed Mildred's new gender
@occams_blazer4 жыл бұрын
I love you Matt, this shit is fun
@trackerjacker0013 Жыл бұрын
Wonderfully done. You just made my “I can’t wait for the next one!” Horror review list. My lone bitch at this movie. Nothing of the Goetic Seal of King David has a thing to do with Iranians, Syrians, or Arabic culture in general. The hell movie???! Do what these kids cannot do. Read a damn book!
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose4 жыл бұрын
Most I remember of this film is that Diana was played by A.J. Cook (from such projects like The Virgin Suicides, Final Destination 2, & Criminal Minds). But wow I had no idea the Djinn was played by Sean Connery's son! Pretty interesting choice, though it didn't seem to do any favors for his career.
@RhianKristen4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I’m really tired of people trying to avoid politics. No, it’s not inherently fun, but it’s the thing that decides whether you get to eat, to have rights, to live a comfortable life, etc. We should all care much more about it than we do.
@LittleBarracuda4 жыл бұрын
It depends, avoiding politics does not have to mean that they avoid it at all, but more like the public discussion especially on social media. Hopeless discussions due to half-knowledge and inaccurate facts. I personally prefer to build an opinion on what i vote for by doing my own research instead of believing a war of left against right on twitter. But i see whatcha mean, people who are like "oh i dont care about politics" are those who i will ignore when they complain about a political change they get to feel eventually.
@JCPRuckus4 жыл бұрын
@@LittleBarracuda - It's more the hypocrisy that's the issue. Saying, "Keep politics out of it", is inherently a political statement in favor of the status quo. They don't actually have a problem with political statements in their entertainment media. They just have a problem with the ones that make them feel uncomfortable. Like the whole kneeling during the national anthem "controversy". Taking a knee is supposedly "injecting politics into football"... But how is forcing a public display of performative patriotism before every game *not already* doing that? It is. But it's "okay" because the critics are comfortable with those politics being forced on people.
@jeromydoerksen26034 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I actually started watching your stuff for B movie bashing. Didn't know you had the chops for legit review though! Loved it; subscribed! Keep up the good work!
@princeblackelf42653 жыл бұрын
"wildly out of sync with reality" I'm sorry what? Believe women not ringing any bells? That is EXACTLY the reality that we live in.
@Patrick-Phelan4 жыл бұрын
God, we've all just been screaming it the whole time. "DO THE ARCHY-MIKEY BOYF-GRAB GAMBIT ALREADY, IT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST MOVE."
@AlyceMalyce2 жыл бұрын
I DEMAND A GOULIES PLAYLIST!!!
@BadKEMistry4 жыл бұрын
What might happen if you say "I wish you were incapable of granting wishes"? It could either be brilliant or lead to a paradox that cancels itself out.
@TheropodHunter Жыл бұрын
"Wishmaster: The Djinn of Red October."
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
How about you do Ghoulies 4? It's one of the most wtf movies I remember and - contrary to 2 and 3 - actually ties to the first.
@ScaredyCatsTV4 жыл бұрын
GHOULIES 4 IS NOT A TRUE GHOULIES MOVIE!
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
@@ScaredyCatsTV It is ghoulies in everything but the ghoulies (if you don't count the copious footage from the first movie, which wasn't that much about ghoulies anyway).
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonknott6787 But it has some bitchin' vegans.
@p.d.l70234 жыл бұрын
There's a Ghoulies 4?!!! They couldn't even get Ghoulies 1 right! 🤮
@M-CH_4 жыл бұрын
@@p.d.l7023 A protagonist of Ghoulies 1 is now a cop, strongly into BDSM, and his former love interest (re-casted) conspires with his alter ego, who awaits in the ghoulies universe, to switch their places. And there is a couple of goblins who can supernaturally speak without moving their mouths, communicate only in one-liners and don't contribute to the plot. But then, most of the movie doesn't contribute either.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
I love these critiques
@SophiefromMars4 жыл бұрын
The prophecy must be fulfilled...
@SharewareWizard4 жыл бұрын
Had to like and comment just for the closing statements. 👍
@Doctor_Paxmor4 жыл бұрын
Red Letter Media are my favorite reviewers, but you are my favorite person who reviews movies.
@armthestupid4 жыл бұрын
The archangel Michael wields the Soul Reaver from Legacy of Kain?!
@douglasphillips58704 жыл бұрын
I remember Jason Connery as the replacement Robin Hood in that tv series with music by Clannad. The music was the best part.
@carlcarlington73173 жыл бұрын
"Who are they going to believe?" Idk probably not the dude who looks like Satan from the pick of destiny
@jasonrhome7103 жыл бұрын
What, no mention of the wall of text at the start of the movie that rewrites the lore that was loosely established in 1 and 2 and effectively makes this movie more of a soft reboot as opposed to an actual sequel? Now I'm trying to remember if I even bothered with 4 or Nope-a-paloozed out of that particular binge. Maybe your next video will remind me...
@jeremysmith92913 жыл бұрын
Anorexic isn't strictly speaking inaccurate but rather generalizing and lacking of clarity both of which would be inappropriate from a diagnostic or journalistic perspective but realistic for a colloquial exchange, especially for college students in a horror movie.
@HughAverageHomoMan4 жыл бұрын
the title is correct because merely watching this movie is sending you deep into hell
@phaedrus49319 ай бұрын
Wish Master on a submarine written by Andrew Divoff. Why. Why has this not surfaced?! Forget it. Maybe we Tom Stoppard it and write the play within. Something like, A Henchman's Wish. Or escalate previous stakes Wish Master: 20,000 Souls Beneath the Sea (although, that would be a crowded sub).
@abbywiegand43193 жыл бұрын
Thats JJ from criminal minds! I double checked and also looked at her Wikipedia page and this isn’t even in her career section. Ooooof
@DuckReconMajor Жыл бұрын
This is one of those cases where I scrolled way down just needing someone to have made this comment.
@DMcG18893 жыл бұрын
As a person who is trying to write scripts, seeing garbage like this got a budget and production approval makes me want to die.
@caesaroctavianus3054 Жыл бұрын
Oh look it’s the mean girl from Criminal Minds
@mcsasquatch4 жыл бұрын
I know ‘squiggly sword’ is just a joke, but that would be called a Flamberge. Genuine style of sword.