Well, I'm sorry to hear that (30 second pause) Cause now, I will snatch every motherfucker birthday

“I have some ideas for my movie. Uhh, one: Steven Seagal needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two: whenever Steven Seagal is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking ‘Where’s Steven Seagal?’”

It must have killed Gunny to deliver that cock polishing rant about Segal’s character. Ermey could have broken him in half with his sheer presence

Are you talking about Jonathan Livingston Seagull?

The scene in "On Deady Ground" where actual bad ass R. Lee Ermey has to sing the praises of Steven Seagall's character made me visibly angry while watching it haha.

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun But all he had come for was having some fun If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent They all ran away so nobody would know And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

I wonder where these guys get the money to make a movie. The camera and film alone are pretty expensive.

@@thetooginator153 Well Steven Seagal got it from the mafia...

It’s incredibly hard to get a film made at all. So, I’m impressed by anyone who manages it, regardless of quality.

Which honestly takes a lot of effort

Eggsploitation with a heavy side of Ham

Can anybody answer the question: where the hell does he get the money!?!?!

​@patricklapointe4979 Mr. Breen is apparently very successful in real estate. The dude who made the "Easy Rider sequel " also financed it himself. If these characters could get other's money, then they would really deserve respect.

@@brianthomas2434 The IMDB makes mention that Breen's Double Down was shot on 35mm film and with Arriflex cameras so at least he offered a real cinematographic look for his film.

@@patricklapointe4979 Per Red Letter Media, who watched Breen’s filmmaking tutorial DVD, Neil is an architect, which is something I never expected him to be. So I suppose he has had at least some success in that field.

I've never cried with laughter so much in my life

I am sure there a story about how they were able to get him in a role.

@@3baxcb the follow him in secret. He didn't know he was in the movie. They used his cousin in other shots.

@Henryetta Collins Does anyone have a picture of the two cousins, which shows how similar they looked at the time?

I think Brandon Tenold is gonna sue somebody.

How, Brandon Mandela effected them into believing it.@@tomaszwitkowski9507

I love to hear this!

I love good phrases also! Always on the lookout for them.

Delusioneer is ready to be jammed into my current vocabulary.

If they are wealthy they becomes delusionaires

'Delusioneer' is now my word of the week - I doubt if I will find a way of slipping into any everyday conversation but I will have it ready just in case. It's a brilliant word. Thank you.

Hmmm, not too sure about the 'High functioning' bit though.

You are quite right-l’m kind of impressed by Breen,as he seems to be successful enough(financially,at least)that he can keep financing his movies.Granted,working as a Las Vegas realtor could (l would suppose)be quite lucrative.

He was perfectly fine with Mike, Bill, and Kevin doing a Rifftrax take of the movie. He even said he planned to watch what they did with it.

Also, Jack from RLM nailed it when he described it more as a passion project, as the entire movie is an ensemble project including his school - rather than making a movie purely to show how great he is.

I really wonder if he realized that this just sounded like he's broke.

😂 One of my favorite riffed movies!

RiffTrax needs to take on every movie on this list that they haven't already.

Very,very true.

Did this two weeks ago. If you thought The Room was crazy, wait til you see Big Shark.

@@amorgusexcellent--I'll be watching for that. And any Niel Breen film festivals in my area...

He could have been a fit in a revisionist Western film.

​@@3baxcb poo o😊😊o😊

our eyes are not ready XD

I’m pretty sure that they are three of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Got an idea for a title and synopsis?

The light of the ego clash would be visible from the moon.

@@jlarrybrewer1149 Then who would be the fourth member?

i think you're confusing catharsis with schadenfreude buddy.

@@eatmywords ah your right, I didn't remember the word and that was the only one I could think of

@@atomiccrusader4560 yes, i doubt anyone can come away from watching these travesties feeling better 😄

- I just read the greatest script I've ever read my life. - Who wrote it? - I did.

I give Shatner a pass because I believe that he’s genuinely not all there mentally

@@punkgoestheweasel There certainly was a point there that he seemed a bit "not all there" :D

"Kung Fu Hustle" isn't egosploitation at all. There are many filmmakers, from Orson Welles to Mel Brooks and Woody Allen, who have routinely taken on all three roles without being overly egotistical about it. There are also individual attempts, like Billy Bob Thornton's "Sling Blade" and Ben Affleck's "The Town", that deliver what they intend to without the flaws that ego inevitably brings to a production.

Kung Fu Hustle doesn’t fall under the category at all.

lol Wrong.

@@mintonmediaa touch of evil is a pure vanity project for wells. Wells, though was actually talented and made a very good movie So not all belong on this video

There are plenty of good movies where the star is also the director. When the results are competent-to-good/very good, it’s not an issue. It’s when the star/auteur is woefully out of their depth that you get the kinds of movies on this list.

One day...

@@TheBadMovieBible that’s the attitude

No doubt. This guy actually knows what he talks about and does the research which is more than I can say for much bigger channels that talk about movies who give their half baked ignorant opinions on a movie

Got a copy myself and I agree. Total fun and shockingly gorgeous

@@Abrakadabro666 It is definitely the most well-made of the titles profiled in this video. It even had an ending that was suggesting a sequel which is a real sign of confidence with the movie.

Cheers! 🙌

Nice to meet you. I'm 'online friendly' with Len and there's an interview with him in the BMB book. I did think of him for this video but, at the end of the day, he's just not arrogant enough!

Len, just going off of what I have seen of him from Red Letter Media and a few scattered internet things, doesn’t really seem to have an ego, at least not to me. Like he just seems to like what he likes, it’s just that what he likes falls into the category of typical egosplotation films.

You worked for a man I unironiclly have so much respect for. He does what he loves. He is very good at the fight parts. And has a sense of humor about the rest to go on Red Letter Media!

THE YARN LION!

@@zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 Yeah, I don't think he is a "vanity" director. He just wants to have fun and do his schlocky movies.

i think he has high functioning autism, he's always coming off like he's barely conscious of social structures no hate, most of my best friends have autism (or at least they act like it)

@@youruncleted k

Hopefully he’s harmless, but I don’t know. 😐

He IS a Ferrari owner.

I'd upvote, but you currently have 69 likes, so I will leave it as it is, nice.

I only discovered it recently, it’s great isn’t it. Informative but everything is said with a little wink

I too only discovered it recently, via the nightmare on elm street video popping up in my recommendation, but I'm super happy it did. Fantastic channel.

@@nextgencowboy do share it with your friends. This channel needs to grow for our's sake

I’ve been watching his videos for a while and I got the Bad Movie Bible book for Christmas last year. He’s real good.

Every time I hear about Uranus exploding, it reminds me of chili night in the Army

As Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia has said many times, "Neal Breen has gotta be on some kind of watchlist."

Breen is not an idiot. I believe he first set out to make artsy movies with a naive mindset that he could do a lot himself. When they caught the attention of the funnybad audience, he understood to keep making creative art-house inspired movies without trying to change his methods or learn the tricks of mainstream professional filmmaking. That way he can express himself while his genuine visions came through, while also bewildering a common viewer and entertaining the funnybad audience. If he elevated his craft to adhere to the usual standards and not avant-garde, he'd lose his audience. I'm very certain they are part genuine, part self-aware. Or he's too stubborn to take a filmmaking class

No he seems to have severe autism or another disorder. It's almost unbelievable how a man can be so lacking in self awareness, but Neil's pulled it off.

@@darvon906 agreed. What worries me is that he comes off as completely sincere about his ideas to kill millions of people to fix the world's problems. I think he might have a Thanos complex

@@voodoodad9606 hashtag EyesOnBreen

Thanks very much.

better than most of the movies 🤣

As an architect myself I’m in no way surprised Neil Breen is one. Outside of acting I think it’s hard to find a profession so full of self importance.

I love to hear this, thanks for sharing.

That scene honestly freaked me out, it looked like body horror. I had no idea that was possible to do.

449 movies got released in America last year. So you will always have more bad movies to watch.

Very kind of you.

I'm cursed with an urge to dig!

The best ones are: Jason Brants channel and Shitcase Cinema

@@peterpohan3850 OP already listed RLM; all the rest are indeed good, if not great, but as an cultural force and influence on YT's history, RLM are the most important and successful in terms lasting impact and legacy

Late to the party but Good Bad or Bad Bad is fun little podcast here on YT for fun Bad movie discussions.

No corruption OR hacking! What is going to be? Only topless women and his Ferrari? Actually that sound palatable as long as we don't see Neil's butt or balls.

Thanks very much!

Are you talking about the same individual who started out as a singer and songwriter and then quickly turned to acting?

I think Celentano was or is a musician, quite prominent in Italy or so I understand. Back in the 1970s, he got ticked off that the Italian charts were dominated by American and British artists singing in English so he came up with a song called "Prisencolinensinainciusol" in which almost all of the lyrics were complete gibberish but sounded vaguely like English. There is a video on KZfaq of a performance of the song from Italian TV, which is worth a look. It has some pretty cool dancing and the song itself is actually quite catchy.

@@loumencken9644 I didn't know this song, and I didn't even know something like it existed, but, thanks to your mention here, I looked it up and just heard it. I really liked it. Had I not known all along that the lyrics were pure gibberish, I would have been desperate trying to understand what is being said, which does sound superficially like American English. I don't know if this is true, but I have heard that the composer, Celentano, made this song to prove the point that the Italian public was so conditioned to uncritically admire all music in English, that they would still like it even if it didn't make any sense at all.

Y se rodó en Barcelona y la Costa Brava ☺️☺️. Haciendo pasar por Alemania, Francia, Estados Unidos y Zambia 😳😃😃

Very kind of you, thanks.

Thank you. I'm so happy you watched it!

Makes one wonder how many vanity projects aren't becoming movies because of the Internet and Social Media. Though that might be the possible silver lining if one reads the kind of posts, links and Tweets that such individuals seem prone to make and post on social media.

@@3baxcb Imagine the kinds of movies Andrew Tate would have made, we're really missing out on some prime funnybad material.

@hedgehog3180 Considering how much of a vain-glorious, hateful creep he really is, it would be a safe bet that his notoriety would be used as a attempted selling point in a project that would either never come to fruition or rightfully drop out of sight.

yay

Sickening movie.

I’m constantly on the hunt for them!

@@karnerblue7658 Have you ever seen Zeus : The Crime Killer? SOOOOO Hi-larious!

The only difference could be the production costs I suppose. But I don't think they would deliver the same quality of any of the titles mentioned in this video.

Treasure the memory and see his movie!