A True 100% Speedrun of Papers Please

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Today we are speedrunning all 20 endings are 7 token in Papers Please, to complete it's 100% speedrun. The speedrun actually has some really cool (and dark) tech too so enjoy
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
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@NStripleseven Жыл бұрын

90 percent of the endings are just “You messed up. You are arrested. The punishment is forced labor. Screw you.”

@charallave1000 Жыл бұрын

"The penalty is death. Your family's fate is uwnknown. Fuck you. Glory to Arstotzka."

@NStripleseven Жыл бұрын

@@charallave1000 that’s the other 10%

@LeventK Жыл бұрын

Actually, 3 of 20 endings are good endings, which makes at least 15% 🤓

@filekop Жыл бұрын

Accurate description of Soviet life

@brentrichards1200 Жыл бұрын

Socialism

@chiangkai-shrek1575 Жыл бұрын

"Honey, why are you taking away the heat?" "You don't get it, I NEED to get ending 4!"

@ultimateloser3411 Жыл бұрын

The plot thickens

@spice_2085 Жыл бұрын

I don't know what this game is, nor have I watched the video yet, but I think I'm satisfied not knowing the context to this comment.

@NerdyCatCoffeeee Жыл бұрын

@@spice_2085 You're basically playing a genie. Whoever scratches the lamp first, gets to tell you who to bark at

@NerdyCatCoffeeee Жыл бұрын

@@spice_2085 And, also, you can kill most of your family, which is kinda nice for saving money on hard mode

@joakimberg7897 Жыл бұрын

@@spice_2085 play it

@derekrequiem4359 Жыл бұрын

"Having a family is expensive which means we want to kill everyone except for our wife." - EazySpeezy, 2022

@finnwheadon8547 Жыл бұрын

So, teh first speedrun strat is the kill our family

@greenslider9058 Жыл бұрын

Best husband and father

@Twinster20 Жыл бұрын

No risk of generational trauma if there's no next generation

@reinhardheinzwarfelr8215 Жыл бұрын

"I can always make another"

@bigchunga4982 Жыл бұрын

"It's a simple calculation"

@biglegs Жыл бұрын

Papers, Please: A very interesting game that tests your moral compass and gives you several things to think about Speedrunners:

@mekullag9787 Жыл бұрын

so first thing I’ll do is let my entire family die of starvation and disease…

@MiGujack3 Жыл бұрын

Speedrunners: This is FAST and not Furious, so no FAMILY is allowed.

@annapotat0987 Жыл бұрын

"having a family is expensive so were going to kill everyone except our wife"

@Chillerll Жыл бұрын

Lucas Pope: I added the family so the player has a reason to care about their job. Speedrunners: And we took that personally.

@realjameskii Жыл бұрын

@@Chillerll the speedrunners are doing the exact opposite of that

@piboy1484 Жыл бұрын

Hey, I'm the guy that currently has the WR in the all endings category, as well as the person who wrote the guide that I'm fairly sure you used for this video. Just want to say great job on this video, it does a really good job of explaining the different mechanics and endings clearly. Plus your time is actually really good, only 27 seconds slower than my original WR using the same route, and I didn't spend the time collecting tokens in that! But yeah, 10/10 video and of course, Glory to Arstotzka!

@SenkaBandit Жыл бұрын

haiii :3 hiii ^_^

@daffydj Жыл бұрын

:0 Hello comrade, Glory to Arstotzka!

@yoshi7530 Жыл бұрын

Whoa didn’t expect to see someone like you here

@eskibileyci198 Жыл бұрын

hats off to you pal

@eagle56786 Жыл бұрын

goat

@lumiinousity Жыл бұрын

“You are hot like fire, object of desire, wrap my heart in wire. Approve my visa” Eazy: “I appreciate it!” Seconds after denying her 😂

@vincenttt8289 Жыл бұрын

You are my fire The one desire

@VGF80 Жыл бұрын

@@vincenttt8289 Believe, when I say I want it that way

@cyberqueen201 Жыл бұрын

@@VGF80 TELL ME WHY

@dddant Жыл бұрын

@@cyberqueen201 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART BREAK

@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah Жыл бұрын

@@dddant tell me why

@JakobVelliz Жыл бұрын

Just FYI, something I learned from playing this game a lot is whenever there's new rules implemented then the first applicant will always be approved for entry in most of the cases, i.e first applicant on the day when the entry tickets are implemented will always be an approved applicant, so you can always approve them instantly to save time. The only thing i can think of when this is not the case is when the game tells you there will be forged stamps in circulation

@maro0155 Жыл бұрын

or when you start looking for wanted criminals - the first applicant will always be on the wanted list

@timonobel615 Жыл бұрын

And the one day rule of no imporians

@cheesydanishgaming3333 Жыл бұрын

EazySpeezy, the speedrunner that doesn’t really care about the time he gets only the fun that comes with speed running

@buzzsawwyrm1595 Жыл бұрын

Like 301 and ye

@TheSoulCalledZuzia 3 ай бұрын

True!

@lod4246 12 күн бұрын

speedfunner

@OverseerMoti Жыл бұрын

A little optimization strat: - Put the passport in between the stamps; you only need to see the green or the red instead of the full stamp. - Starting from the reason stamp being implemented, put the audio transcript on the table.

@nickrustyson8124 Жыл бұрын

Also when you get something new, the first guy is always correct

@DrEcho Жыл бұрын

You can also alternate food and heat and keep everyone alive if money's tight.

@kuruju_vtube Жыл бұрын

@@DrEcho pass, it's so expensive to have a family, rather kill them all.

@F.B.I Жыл бұрын

@@DrEcho i played this game for 100+ hours and i didnt have any problems with money and family both on PC and Mobile, i cant even think HOW people can mess up THIS bad

@DrEcho Жыл бұрын

@@F.B.I I understand that. All I'm saying is that it's a safe strategy that I don't think Pope intended for players to figure out.

@Tabsau Жыл бұрын

I love the thought of the main character just talking to himself predicting everything while rushing through his work

@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta Жыл бұрын

1:08 “It might seem there aren’t much speedrun strats for this game but don’t worry because there is a lot more than you might think” “The first one being killing our own family” Yeah it just a speedrun strat (!) That went dark REEEEAAAL quick

@UltraPoyoColt Жыл бұрын

Neat to see a quick overview of all endings, and a speedrun too! Awesome!

@UltraPoyoColt Жыл бұрын

Here before 1 hour!

@benro6564 Жыл бұрын

This game is great. I wish it got a VR version like their other game "Please Don't Touch Anything." Being in the booth in VR and having to actually shoot terrorists would be so intense Edit: Yes I am aware that they weren't actually made by the same guy. I heard it once and just went with it without looking more into it. I didn't want to edit it earlier because in case my comment got hearted, the heart would be removed. But there's no chance of it being hearted now so whatever

@joshlegacy1101 Жыл бұрын

Was this made by the same people? Lucas Pope made this.

@LucasPlay171 Жыл бұрын

@@joshlegacy1101 yup, 100% sure

@winglessdraco4865 Жыл бұрын

This. This NEEDS to be done. I loved Please don't touch anything in VR but Paper's Please in VR sounds like an insane experence.

@JohnJohnson-lr3ve Жыл бұрын

Nowhere have I seen it say that this too was made by Lucas Pope, not on Pope's personal website or on the please don't touch anything site. Thought this was a completely separate dev

@NightlyChart86 Жыл бұрын

That’d be sick as hell

@kosmosfan01 Жыл бұрын

Game: Almost all of your family has died. Eazy: Looks like I'll PB this time around with that time save 😆

@princeofpersia8232 Жыл бұрын

You sat almost 7 hours for this speedrun.Huge respect man!

@serjgaming1622 Жыл бұрын

idk why i was laughing so hard at 16:10 when he went from Dmitri in the stall to being arrested to back to dmitri being in the stall in the span of 5 seconds

@BatuhanDere 7 ай бұрын

Its cuz of dimitri's moustache

@xavierputman2304 Жыл бұрын

As a random Irish man once said: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

@Fowlplay141 Жыл бұрын

I saw Jorji and immediately went POTATO MAN!!!

@ilovemugs Жыл бұрын

It is a fictional universe taking place in USSR, so I don't understand how is there an Irish person

@F.B.I Жыл бұрын

@@ilovemugs not really USSR, but something similar

@dividedstatesofamerica2520 Жыл бұрын

@@F.B.I Yes really, it is.

@floppa_nature9840 Жыл бұрын

@@dividedstatesofamerica2520 the devs themself said it was based on the border between east berlin and west berlin i think? though it's close

@pixilfygaming4086 Жыл бұрын

I think we can all agree that watching easyspeezy play this older game gives us nostalgia

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis Жыл бұрын

this ain't that old. still gold doe

@majorpwner241 Жыл бұрын

Gen Z kids can all agree on that.

@jeff9400 Жыл бұрын

o... older??

@Muffinmurdurer Жыл бұрын

If you were born after Papers Please came out you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

@ADuxk Жыл бұрын

older?

@airsickparrot80 Жыл бұрын

I love it how he Causley says "And then we got a bomb we have to defuse" saying that like thats a normal statement. lol. Love this guy.

@TroyaNR Жыл бұрын

This is one of the first games I ever played on PC. This video made me happy to see it again

@TroyVan6654 Жыл бұрын

18:51 This is because if you help EZIC on all the tasks (or all but one), they will trust you and basically consider you one of them. On day 31 when they plan to blow up the wall, they will give you a heads up to hold your fire and let them do their thing, and that you won't be harmed. If you then kill one or both attackers, you will have betrayed them, and all endings (apart from the ones where you escape the country) reflect the fact. If you don't do the required number of tasks for them, they will see you as just another obstacle in their attack plan. If you kill them, you won't be considered to have betrayed them, and they won't communicate to you in the endings.

@julka_he9292 Жыл бұрын

The tip for future speed runners: the first person ALWAYS have the new things correct, or if u just unlocked wanted people then first one is always wanted

@julka_he9292 Жыл бұрын

Hope u guys understand, I’m not fluent in English

@arvi4766 Жыл бұрын

@@julka_he9292 no its ok

@lilypad2245 Жыл бұрын

I always wondered how a speed run of this game would work

@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman Жыл бұрын

I remember this game! It was fun and I’m glad people are still playing it

@micheru3563 Жыл бұрын

this video made me want to play some papers please for the first time in a while. unfortunately, i tried to get other endings, but it wouldnt register that i did. which sucks. pretty cool seeing an old game get some recognition in 2022

@polargames6693 Жыл бұрын

"DETENTION!! " "DA FUC OUTTA MY LINE" and last but not least.... "Potato Man!"

@memeweirdguyn.0019 Жыл бұрын

What this would probably look like to the border guard: *madman takes five seconds to process all the immigrants, the Arstotzka government is panicked not knowing what to do to stop this man that seemingly escapes prison, kills his family, collaborates and/or destroys a entire terrorist organization and if that wasn't enough keeps buying tickets to get out of the country and get back in for the next day*

@Benny_AUT Жыл бұрын

Also, he is a psychopath, let almost his entire family die of starvation, comes back from death and is capable of time travel

@Matt561 5 ай бұрын

My wife's name is in this game, He was taking submissions in the beta.

@HBRO_04 9 ай бұрын

This game was also so scary to me like the vibe is so gloomy and weird. And I’m always anxious with anxiety. Edit: like I feel so emerged into the world if that time era

@Potent_Techmology Ай бұрын

imagine living in German occupied Poland or the East Bloc just within the last 70 years

@HBRO_04 Ай бұрын

@@Potent_Techmology oh yeah, you right

@Potent_Techmology Ай бұрын

history is taught so poorly this stuff is so interesting, makes you think special interests control what/how you learn about the past for a reason...@@HBRO_04

@gustavogcoelho182 Жыл бұрын

Im loving these longer videos of summed up long gameplays

@cq4538r Жыл бұрын

I'm curious as to see how Eazy would do speedrunning all endings for "Please, Don't Touch Anything"...

@mrgamer-sn1tp Жыл бұрын

lesson learnt: if you want to illegally enter a country, bring shiny things to give to the guards

@acekungaming3385 3 ай бұрын

this was cut and edited so well, great job, very watchable as i've always been curious about all the endings c:

@psyclic2800 Жыл бұрын

love your vids man, keep making em

@guy990 Жыл бұрын

Looked forward to this video, learned a lot about the different endings!

@IAMTOMSAWYER Жыл бұрын

I loved playing this, it was really enjoyable reliving this game with you!

@dudewithnolifepoop Жыл бұрын

whole family is dying speedrunners: a small price to pay for slightly better times

@ogorekcyfrowywdupiekota Жыл бұрын

Great game and a great speedrun my man!

@regelepalmierilor4582 Жыл бұрын

Bro the damn memories of his game. Good times

@pooriap837 Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah i always wanted a papers please speedrun

@stacey9377 5 ай бұрын

the amount of time and effort it takes to do it over and over again for covering this video is insane subscription deserved

@Yashuop Жыл бұрын

Don’t we all love a daily dose of watching EasySpeezy?❤

@kianyt7987 Жыл бұрын

🫧

@kianyt7987 Жыл бұрын

bubbles

@YourLocalCommenter0 Жыл бұрын

He doesn't upload daily

@kianyt7987 Жыл бұрын

Say ABC if you like dinosaurs.

@kianyt7987 Жыл бұрын

Abc

@MartijnMos Жыл бұрын

Great to see such an awesome play through of the game. While watching I thought there was a "perfect" ending as well, but after the video I remembered that you always get at least 1 citation from the friend of your boss. So I guess that's not a thing. Also thought there were different endings if you managed to leave with different family members alive, but I suppose they're the same "Escape with Family" ending. Weird that there are 4 different versions of "You go to Jail!" yet only one "You escape with the Fam!" Anyways, awesome video. Makes me wanna replay the game again :)

@mytiliss682 Жыл бұрын

I thought you have to get less than 2 citations for "Glory to Arstozka" ending. Maybe it's only for achievement.

@729MendicantTide 10 ай бұрын

Doesn't the forced citation have to do with Jorji offering you his passport to confiscate without authorization?

@shadowwolf3455 Жыл бұрын

Honestly thank you because in never see anyone do a 100 percent speed run of papers plz

@pigoverlord8250 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think a lifetime in the gulag is worse for Simon than getting tortured for like a day or two

@xx_robotkrew_xx1446 Жыл бұрын

If it takes this speed run over 6 hours to 100% complete the game, then I wonder how long a normal 100% play through would take

@prokaryoticcellwithanucleu2438 Жыл бұрын

I love this game. Thank you for Speedrunning this. Glory to Arstotzka!

@antonismi3810 Жыл бұрын

The world of Papers Please is full of awdul regimes, but this video shows us who the real monster is

@Gamering22 Жыл бұрын

“There actually are a few speedrun tricks we can do here, the first one being killing our family” Well okay then

@daniflorin5350 Жыл бұрын

I literally just replayed this game like 3 days ago, god i love this game. I would do anything for a sequel or a dlc.

@nyanSynxPHOENIX Жыл бұрын

The Brexit one was a spiritual successor, right?

@adityarajkhowalama5081 Жыл бұрын

There's a short film named "Papers Please" which u might like

@Brice__420 9 ай бұрын

I’m starting to love these speed runs finally something that isn’t a reaction on KZfaq😂

@Auugghughg Жыл бұрын

An amazing game, can’t wait to see how well you do

@Name_coming_soon Жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this video like 10 times this week and it only gets better

@Anonymous-gj4yi Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, you just speedran my favorite game, thanks for speedrunning this game.

@alonfarji Жыл бұрын

I can hear in my head Jacksepticeye yells "Glory to Arstotzka!"

@lucabelcea1510 Жыл бұрын

GLORY TO ARSTOZKA

@roadstarification Жыл бұрын

Little potato man

@dream_walker9726 Жыл бұрын

same

@nyanSynxPHOENIX Жыл бұрын

Your editing made it seem like this was easy and quick, then I would look at the timestamp and realize a few hours have already gone by.

@charliewooderson7573 9 ай бұрын

I know this is late, but I heard somewhere that if you deny someone that can be detained, you can give them back their passport, which should count it as a processed entrant, then detain them, which adds towards the detaining bonus. I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s correct.

@ObsidianHunter99 Жыл бұрын

Wait doesn't Sergiu's whole story end with a token that you technically missed here by letting him die?

@VGF80 Жыл бұрын

@@uncreative127 It's worth the citation, but not for speedrunning.

@timothymclean 9 ай бұрын

Nope, you only get credits and a warm fuzzy feelings, neither of which is required for a 100% speedrun. Especially not the warm fuzzies.

@maee Жыл бұрын

Yay, you finally did it!! Papers, Please is one of my favorite games of all-time :D Glory to Arstotzka!

@crafthermanos758 Жыл бұрын

i think he might not like simon very much, don't know why

@hazybee_ Жыл бұрын

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE PAPERS PLEASE SM

@andrewbright8062 23 күн бұрын

I'm surprised there isn't an ending for keeping every family member alive for the month.

@fabien1443 Жыл бұрын

I would Love to see a Stackland Speed run from you. I allways Love to see your Speed runs, and i think you will Love the game as much i do

@RlingCap-uk6rk 7 ай бұрын

A strat: Have your rule book just at the corner of your booth and have it be opened at "rules".

@yungratpoison Жыл бұрын

just checked my steam and i havent played this since 2014 wow time flies im about to go play it again

@tac0s1k_jd75 Жыл бұрын

Yooo I didnt see that coming up! I was wondering if you will do a speed run of this game... Anyways I love this game and im happy you speedrun'ed it!

@Tamalesher Жыл бұрын

Love speedrunning ngl ❤️

@santaslilhelper4945 Жыл бұрын

Damn man, how do you learn the routes for these games so fast? How long do you usually spend on a video? I’d love to make content like this someday. seems fun, but like a huge amount of work though.

@hollowed1 Жыл бұрын

He uses guides made by other speed runners

@mikuthedragon Жыл бұрын

casually uploads a speedrun on a game with 20 endings, props to you man

@ihavenoidea1304 Жыл бұрын

LOVE this game! Its way too fun

@StopGreenscreenkidsnow77 Жыл бұрын

This video is cool, Nice editing!

@Mscz101 Жыл бұрын

Dude I love papers please! This game is amazing

@anustin3439 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: this game came to mobile this year, 100% worth checking out!!

@lum7311 Жыл бұрын

where can i find it

@ricku7765 Жыл бұрын

@@lum7311 playstore but it's paid

@theonlybigsmoke Жыл бұрын

@@ricku7765 Of course it's paid, the original game was also paid so it would make sense to make the mobile game paid as well .

@ricku7765 Жыл бұрын

@@theonlybigsmoke vampire survivors is free but paid on steam which is original 😑

@jeremysepicrun Ай бұрын

Glad i watched your speedruns, rather than trying to figure out each ending myself

@maddy1703 Жыл бұрын

i love this game so much

@baconGun1 Жыл бұрын

Refugee: help can I go through although I don't have a ID? Easyspeezy:no Refugee:how about I give you this token? Easyspeezy: YES YES YES GO AHEAD

@fakeformaggino6524 Жыл бұрын

Well done bro amazing video to watch

@lythd Жыл бұрын

ahhh i love this game, thanks

@bartudundar3193 Жыл бұрын

"It's kind of an annoying check though so I mess it up a lot" It's usually pretty easy actually. Check if seal is there first and then remember that Square seals don't have M.O.A. written on them and circular ones do. That's it. Work permit seals are much more troublesome since they are pressed on writing and their writing can be obscured. There are also four different versions of those seals so you might as well not care about them for the purposes of a speedrun.

@kiwi5675 6 ай бұрын

This is exactly what I wanted!

@larrry04 Жыл бұрын

YESSS YES YES BEEN WAITING 🔥🔥

@top_fin Жыл бұрын

I was literally just starting to get back into the game and this video pops up

@diegohinojosa4882 Жыл бұрын

You can hear his sanity slowly leaving because he’s taken hours speedrunning

@spectrickx1678 Жыл бұрын

Did not expect this game to be a speedrun.

@it_genfailure 9 ай бұрын

Regular players: I have morals so I’ll keep my family alive Speedrunners: *they’re mostly useless so I’ll keep only one alive*

@Tristlox Жыл бұрын

Didn't he miss an ending? There is a different ending for escaping to Obristan with the whole family instead of just a few.

@thorgidogofthunder Жыл бұрын

you just have to escape with whoever's alive, which he did around 17:30 if you listen carefully, the good ending music is playing in the background

@iqumigt4310 Жыл бұрын

ily man fr, best creator on this platform

@SAmaryllis Жыл бұрын

Yayyy Papers Please! I didn't think there would be speedrun strats but of course there are :D Cool to learn about this kind of playstyle in a stressful game lol

@randomperson3935 Жыл бұрын

Petition for EazySpeezy to speedrun FNAF: The Glitched Attraction

@ironwolf4065 Жыл бұрын

I that it would be awsome is you tried to speedrun “a way out” if there is a speedrun for it with your brother, sister or one of your KZfaq friends. Its a cool game and i would love to see you play it!

@Name_Pendingg Жыл бұрын

"The first one being killing our family!" EazySpeezy 2022

@Rezec75 11 күн бұрын

Amazing, I didn't know the game had so much in it.

@patrick_epic6969 Жыл бұрын

papers please: ah yes i am a very good 2013 ga- easyspeezy: SPEEDRUN

@y7733 Жыл бұрын

“There are actually speedruns strats in this game, and the first one is killing our family”

@Someone_HereImgflip Жыл бұрын

Aaaaahh yes

@ariesdemiurge Жыл бұрын

The only thing I've learned from this video is you can't win in Arstotska. Work with the rebels? Jail, credits. Refuse to work with the rebels and rat them out to your boss? Jail, credits.