Not betterhelp, at least.

Finally.

@@H3n7yx76 yeah,. that was rough. lets get over it now.

thank God it's the ron jons the better help was no help at all

@@RFGSwissagreed

Finally

…I see what you did there.

Ok. As soon as I saw the bus my immediate thought was " 🙄we get it...the meme is a meme you don't have to....OH. OOOOOH!" You sir, win the internet for today.

I don't get the reference.

@@duelmasteryuya1205 Then you must be new to the SMB speed running community. Look up the frame rule/bus comparison.

@GTAce99

That never happens to historical persons.

fr

Quick, pin it before it despawns!

It will not despawn.

Frisk being unconscious on th bed of flowers for 300 years

​@@E.EE. wait whats the context for that one?

Madeline waiting 118 hrs in Celeste to turn off spinner collision...

Multiple blue rupees. There are multiple clips that total to around 17 hours.

Exterminating Bees for about 40+ hours just to extract some dream essence.

That would actually be so cool

I can see it in Mario Movie 2 We see Mario kneeling down, preparing himself, checking his footing. Cut to a closeup of his eyes, an intense look on his face. “Let’s-a go.” We cut to a wide shot showing Mario is actually facing away from Bowser’s castle as he starts jumping backwards, faster and faster, until he starts bouncing at supersonic speeds. Freebird fades in at the part just before the solo starts. We intercut shots of Mario’s bouncing with a gag of the wind from his movement causing humorous moments like flying koopas being blown about or a Toad’s item stand being knocked down. “BING BING WAHOO”

4:17 WTF was that! Omfg! hahaha

Every single pipe (except in 1-1) has a plant in it. The only reason there wouldn't be one is if it despawned

I just looked at world 8-E lol

​@@laytonjr6601 Really? Wow.

@@laytonjr6601 Yea, I'm aware. He said it in the video. I was just really surprised when he showed that the plant was gone.

@@pkmntrainermark8881 Well, the warp zones obviously don't have plants but there is an (invisible) plant in the water section of 8-4

SAME

I feel like it's people who vastly underestimate others and just because they can't do it ever it's a 'never gonna happen' thing.

Also, SMB1 is a perfect example of a speedrun that's so thoroughly optimized that the only time saves left are the "impossible" ones.

ERM rightwarping into the flag immediately is so impossible (joke I'm not being a dirt bag)

Speedrunning is the epitome of "never say never"

always impossible until someone does it

....it was 5 years ago...

@@PigeonofTheFrogsoh god..

@@PigeonofTheFrogs … the fog.

I wish. I had to waste my mid-20s into the pandemic years.

SAAAAME. I wish I was there on my teens, dude. Atleast I would be able to UNDERSTAND people my age. Now it's all just brainrot humor.

1-1 goomba:

So it goes. Life in the big city.

That’s probably in part to the fact that it’s such a short speedrun, so all of this crazy tech is the only way to improve times

@@seangiglio Yea, theyre billions of bugs in every game, but they simply arent ever going to be known, but when a game is so simplistic and straight-foward, it can be picked apart easier.

Pretty Sure the parallel universes Came after, since Mario64 was released later

You're going to confuse youngsters

you forgot at least 1 dollar being made

the moon is not solid, it can't be landed on

@@ulysses5439 the moon is solid it's just really really really shy and we respect its privacy so that's why we faked the moon landing

​@@ulysses5439yeah, the creator didn't intend players to land there so they simply didn't put collision to save precious ram

Well done! 🫡

Legend

Thanks! I still spend half the video just showing a lot of the same clips of mario in slow motion, haha. But I guess that's not so bad, and there's definitely some bigger moments

Same. SMB Deluxe is absolutely merciless. EDIT: The whole world 8 was brutal, actually.

@@ProHakerGaming Can relate with me playing Super Mario Bros. on the Game Boy Advance myself.

No kidding, SMB Deluxe was the first time I played Mario on Nintendo hardware. 8-2 is evil.

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

​@@jackringel485 i snorted

@@jackringel485 legit everyone in jobst's comment section has been disappointed by it

But first, you legends, we need to talk about parallel bullet phantom universe bills.

You can definitely know it's SMB1 just with the thumbnail + title

​@@Dimitri_gdrReally the only dead giveaway in any given thumbnail is the ground tiles, which aren't present in this thumbnail

@@JoeDan54 That's true, I think I guessed it was SMB1 after reading the title and I immediately know he was gonna tell us about blant

@@JoeDan54 The brick tiles are different in 2j as well, so that can help. 2j's 8-2 isn't a super interesting level, and the only right-side-up piranha plant is in an orange pipe, haha. So it can't be that in this case. Biggest thing is just if you know relevant things about the categories- on one of my past videos a bunch of people were like "I thought this would be about smb1 any%!" when the thumbnail had big fire mario jumping through a long firebar. Like where would that fit into smb1 any%?? haha

despawns happen constantly in smb1 as well, that's not really a 2j thing. If we want to talk about bad despawns in 2j it's when springs despawn in c-3 or d-2. 2j is great though, I think you throw around "poorly designed" way too easily. SMB1's castle stages are more boring trying to avoid despawns, since they basically never put enemies in those levels. 2j got a lot more interesting, not a big deal that something despawns here or there; Piranha plants do it constantly in both games.

They say FTL travel is impossible. Just tell an SMB1 speedrunner it’ll save half a frame on their run and we’ll be colonizing other planets in a month.

You can see it in real life too. Science is FILLED with moments like these. Here's one of the most famous : Ernest Rutherford, father of nuclear physics, talking on nuclear energy : “We might in these processes obtain very much more energy than the proton supplied, but on the average we could not expect to obtain energy in this way. It was a very poor and inefficient way of producing energy, and anyone who looked for a source of power in the transformation of the atoms was talking moonshine. But the subject was scientifically interesting because it gave insight into the atoms." Leo Szilard was so annoyed by what he said that on the same day he learned of Rutherford's speech, came up with the idea that if neutrons could initiate nuclear fission and if that reaction produced more neutrons than it consumed, you would have an incredible energy source. We all know how that one turned out.

@@LugborG New rule for the SMB1 leaderboard:anyone who contributes to the development of a working FTL drive gets an entire 21 frames off of all current and future smb1 runs.

The ABC challenge currently doesn't even require you to visit PUs at all if you use the fastest strats for each star.

yeah, sometimes I stare at my white hairs and cry a little, lol

Because saying 420 blaze it every 5 seconds would demonetize the video

i call him tubby are you calling me nobody,

@@callumcolquhoun8501 bro be quiet you don't know the betterhelp controveries

Yeah lol, it's extra funny in hindsight because he/we didn't think about title screen powerups

Ur*

We offered, he eventually got one on his own- this all happened like 5 years ago and he doesn't really play anymore.

lol, it IS quite wild to be so good at a videogame that the internet feels the need to redecorate your house 😂