I always found it hilarious grandpa's onion story even annoyed Mr. Burns who is older and pretty senile himself

"You remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to". That, is the finest line an animated character has ever uttered. And it gets me every damn time.

When Grandpa says "Gimme five bees for a quarter", he holds up both hands because he only has 4 fingers on a hand. Now that's attention to detail!

"I feel all tingly inside, gasp I'M IN LOVE, No wait it's a stroke. NO WAIT IT IS LOVE" priceless

I wish you included the other letter he wrote on the typewriter: "Dear Mr. President: There are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crack-addict."

"We need to know your first name!" "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMB STONE!!"

Ahhh....Abe Simpson....one of the few simpsons characters who remained likeable and laugh-out-loud hilarious after all these years....

Grandpa Simpson reminds me of my Grandma. She always has stories that never end and no point to them

I wish to be half as epic as Abe Simpson when I'm an old man.

"Poor Homer. This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as you." (Gurgling) "Aah! Kill it! KILL IT!" Gets me every time!!!!

gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say!

Him saying "How long was that?" With the pants falling is such a feeling of that being a Homer joke. But it works for Abe because it shows where Homer would get that from.

I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it... and what's it seem weird and scary to me...

"I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason....."

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Mezzurah!"

I like how Mr.Burns has patients with Grandpa

"Grandpa, Matlocks not real" "Neither are my teeth. But I can still eat corn on the cob. Only if someone cut it off and turns it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin!"

I could listen to Abe Simpson all day.

"I'm in love!" ☺️ "No, wait... It's a stroke...." 😐 "No, wait! It IS love!!!" 😄

Grandpa: Well I'm going to the outhouse Lisa: We don't have an outhouse Homer: My toolshed!!

Missing the clip where the family is gathered around the TV, worried because they're watching the space shuttle take off with Homer on board, to which Grandpa responds with something like, "Of course he'll survive--it's TV!" XD

"Give up the goods you yellow devil!!" Amazing xD

Mr Burns should know the onion belt story. If it was real

Talk to grandpa, he used to be a man 😄

The look on Mr. Burns’ and Smithers face is priceless as he is telling the onion belt story 😂

I love "since you broke Grandpa's teeth now he gets to break yours"

"---'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say..."

"Grandpa, we need to know your first name." "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMBSTONE?!"

Grandpa's best line - "I'll be good." hahaha

“I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time“ 😂😂😂😂

"Cmon you yellow devil!"

Grampa Simpson is by far the best character!

i go into comas all the......... (sleeps) (wakes up) french toast please lol

Did you spend an unforgettable night with a soldier from the US Army in 1944? You did? Was he from the 1 st infantry Division? He was? And was he a gentle, caring lover? He was? Sorry I bothered you.

not going to lie... grandpa simpson reminds me of my own grandfather.

Now my story begins in 19 dickety 2. We had to say dickety because the Kieser had stolen our word for 20. I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-6 miles

I like to end my sentences with "because of the war!" now

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Missed out one of my favourites: Homer: Boy, because you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. *Grandpa, pounding his fist in to his palm* Grandpa: Ooooh, this is going to be sweet!

"This elevator only goes to the basement. ... _and someone made an awful mess down there..."_

"Well then we'll put you in the crooked home we seen on 60 minutes" 😂

Grandpa simpson is the funniest!!!"Ah!!! Kill it!!!""French toast please!""...no wait its a stroke""You already put me in a home!!""Youre making my tombstone!"

My favorite Grampa Simpson quote of all time is when he is going on a picnic with Homer and his family and Marge Says, "Grampa, are you sitting on the apple pie?" and Grampa Simpson says "I hope so...". When I first heard that as a young adult, I DIED.

The scene where the blathers to Burns & Smithers is still my favorite ep in the whole series.

I lost it when gramma realized he couldn't remover anything

"Alright , Alright Bart since you broke grandpa's teeth he gets to break yours" " Oh this is gonna be sweet" hilarious 😂 hilarious.

One of my favorite scenes is when the family turns on the TV and grandpa freaks out "the pictures...are coming ALIVE!"

Cannot believe the turtle biting Abe from the Springfield Files episode wasn't here.

"That doll is evil. Evil, I tell ya! Eeeeeee-villlllll!" "Grandpa, you said that about all the presents." "...I just want some attention."

grandfather is the best way for grandpa simpson

1:07 “I’ll be good” 😂

3:16 It is Love😂😂🧡💜🖤

Bart and Lisa’s look of astonishment when Grampa whips his underwear straight out is wonderful. 😲

I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!

LMAO the crooked home we seen on 60 mins

-Hey good lookin'. -In your dreams! -We'll see about that!... Hey good lookin'

"We should sacrifice him to our GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! What? we did it all the time in the 30s."

It was the style at the time..

Wish you'd included the bit where he's seen in the background out the window, and screams "DEEEAAATH!!!" pointing at the birdbath, scaring the birds.

2:55 don't forget that abe and burns fought together in ww2

4:34 me during exams.

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles

1:41 When you see a Deathclaw and you don't have good weapons.

Thanks I needed that! : )

Abe is my favorite Simpson. He’s just so senile and funny.

Grampa Simpson known as Abraham J. Simpson is a real hoot 🦉 and he's absolutely hilarious 😂!

I love how my dad used to act just like homer and now hes slowly turning into abe

2:04 this is the reason why I love Grandpa/ Abe Simpson Soo much 🤗😄

Can’t wait to drive my family crazy at that age 😂😂😂😂😂

You forgot to include the episode when homer had his mouth wired shut, and he listens to Abe babble about Liberty Cabbages.

Grandpa Simpson will always remind me of my own Grandpa Carlton Harrison he was a strong man but now he’s with Nana Daphne and I will miss him

"Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions" He died in 1908 and this episode was made in 1996, so it still works if you assume Grandpa is at least 89

one of my favorite Simpsons characters

4:35 My brain during a math test.

When you’ve been craving pizza, and catch your roommate in the kitchen 3:44

I feel all funny.... I'm in loooooove!!

The fact that Abe actually stayed and sought of raised homer is actually astonishing I believe his love to homer was different to Mona, Mona was rebellious to cause while Abe was a military man two different movements happening while Abe sounds ridiculous and plays down homer and the rest of the Simpson gene but deep down Abe is the grandpa we always wanted

"Coma? Why I go in and out of comas all the... 😪 French toast please" 🤣

i LOVE grampa!

Your making my tombstone!!!

I love Abe! My 3rd favorite character.

I love him so much 😂

3:13 it is love😭😭😭😂

Abe: “QUICK, we must kill the boy!” Marge: “How’d you know he’s a vampire?!” Abe: “He’s a vampire?!! AAAHHH!!!”

He's exactly like my grandfather. I love Grampa so much (up until the flanderization of his character of course)

3:28 Best merge I've seen in a while.

gotta love grand pa simpson

Aw Maggie looks so innocent playing with her blocks

1:47 I died😂😂😂

1:57 OMG

The hat bit is one of the best moments of the whole show.

He is hilarious 😂

2:30 every time I see this clip, I think of Matt McMuscles’ videos

Always lucid our Abe, eh? :D

Man Abe Simpson is the best he is hilarious

pure gold from the prime. b4 season 9

0:26 This proves that Bart has an ADHD problem or some other problem 0:41 just love how they show the close up of Homer putting the key into the lock

But the most important thing is I tied an onion to my belt

I used to watch Simpsons, I had an onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time.

Best character:D