WARHAMMER 40K AUDIO: The Alien Beast Within By Ian Watson

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WARHAMMER 40K AUDIO: The Alien Beast Within By Ian Watson
A Callidus Assassin uses all her skill. And it costs her everything......
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@worldeater2414 3 жыл бұрын

"MY DEAR EMPEROR, PLEASE HELP ME KINK SHAME IAN WATSON BACK TO THE EYE OF TERRA"

@MrJedimedic 3 жыл бұрын

Eye Of Terror. I know it sounds like “Terra” when the brits say it. ;)

@worldeater2414 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJedimedic of course it is Terror.... That is the joke bud.

@MrJedimedic 3 жыл бұрын

World Eater missed it ;)

@youngarchaeotech189 3 жыл бұрын

An amazing example of lost in translation:

@Adrian-vd6ji 5 ай бұрын

when heretics hear the Eye Of Terror call out to them is it then a Whispering Eye Of Terror?

@aeterna789 3 жыл бұрын

Guy Haley = Emperor level writing; Ian Watson = Slaneesh fan fiction

@chevyman19691 3 жыл бұрын

Alan Dembski Bowden = Primordial Truth

@midshipman8654 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, the topic of the calidus makes the subject unavoidable.

@floridaman3823 3 жыл бұрын

Dat Buuuuuurn!

@cal593 3 жыл бұрын

@@midshipman8654 OK but I'm 12 minutes in, and he's already described the size and firmness of her breasts

@dualityomk9854 3 жыл бұрын

@@cal593 it gets far worse in the Draco book

@bengale9977 3 жыл бұрын

Me starting the video: "So this is imperium assassin's vs tyranid cult. Sounds cool" Comments: "This video is tainted by slannesh." "The Emperor needs to kink shame the author". Me: "Ok now I'm worried"

@AnIdiotsLantern 2 жыл бұрын

The narrator literally says the writers name and then, “yah so you know this is going to be messed up.” CONCERN

@joshuaAdams3561 3 жыл бұрын

"The alien beast within by Ian Watson...so yea, you know it's gonna be messed up." We were warned and we still listened.

@aronnootebos805 3 жыл бұрын

HE WANTED TO FUFILL HIS LOVE QUEST, WEEEEE, IAN WATSOOOON, SEWER GOBLIN, EXTRAORDINAAAAIRE!

@InterpolBulliedMe 9 ай бұрын

Chris chan got dat barbussy

@UGNAvalon 3 жыл бұрын

“By Ian Watson” _Why does that sound so familiar?.._ “So yeah, you know it’s going to be a bit messed up...” *_TTSD Flashbacks Intensify_*

@wraithorlland5199 2 жыл бұрын

POWER TRYKE!!!

@donaldsmallwood3192 9 ай бұрын

What does kink shame mean

@UGNAvalon 8 ай бұрын

@@donaldsmallwood3192 Basically, to shame someone for having a particular "kink", ie thinking that a particular quality/activity is "kinky"/sexy.

@LastNameWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын

Really underrated detail about the Emporer’s fingernails being kept in a jar and getting sold as jewelry and alchemy ingredients.

@kyletimmons2940 3 жыл бұрын

Since the temple was a front for the Genestealer Cult, my interpretation was that the nail clippings were actually from the Patriarch. Similar to how their play had the Emperor transform into a Genestealer.

@socratesjohnson980 3 жыл бұрын

Fetch the Emperor's Thunder Hammer of Prohibition Ian must be kink shamed again

@AnIdiotsLantern 2 жыл бұрын

“The alien beast within, by Ian Watson…. So you know it’s going to be a bit messed up.” SO STARTS THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME

@illomens2766 3 жыл бұрын

Me, out loud: "oh no, Ian Watson..." Me, internally: "this is gonna be EXCELLENT"

@miserenobis4603 3 жыл бұрын

Ian Watson? Let me guess overloaded vocabulary, weird sex scenes explained in painful details and an unconfortable atmosphere. Somebody should call the Emperors Kink Shamers astartes chapter.

@ABorderPrince 3 жыл бұрын

bingo

@edmundscycles1 3 жыл бұрын

The kink shamers ........actually sounds like a cool chapter name to counter emperors children legion . ....... 1st company ; Kink Shamers chapter, don your terminator armour of chastity , load your storm bolters of decency , let rip the promethium flame of having one foot on the ground all the time .

@liminal_fuckwit 3 жыл бұрын

"My Dear Emperor, please let me kink shame Ian Watson back to the Eye of Terror". - Kathstodis

@liminal_fuckwit 3 жыл бұрын

@patrick howard Sure, but it's a shame that it happens like 3-4 times per book.

@midshipman8654 3 жыл бұрын

i think its kinda cool body horror stuff. puts the “grim” in grimdark. the idea of being paralyzed while you are transformed into some parody of a despicable monster. gives you goosebumps.

@ab123110 3 жыл бұрын

I normally do not care about the author until after the video. However knowing Ian Watson, oh boy, this is going to get awkward.

@ABorderPrince 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@ab123110 3 жыл бұрын

@@ABorderPrince Not even five minutes in! IAN WATSON!!

@qigonglungz 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!! I didn't realize until mid story that I smelled "Draco"... I gotta keep up with my authors... Ian is somewhat creepy... like being in an elevator with a weird stranger that won't stop talking to you.

@ab123110 3 жыл бұрын

@@skywatcheradept Thanks, I hate it.

@vetleaaslandable 3 жыл бұрын

"Who knows Ian? Maybe this will be my next movie?"

@OEFarredondo 3 жыл бұрын

Ian Watson definitely helps change things up from the 40year old virgin style writing of its other writers.

@76HabeasCorpus 3 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean, 40yr old virgin style? I thought that was a movie?? You're describing a personality type rather than a writing style.

@ballzdeep6974 3 жыл бұрын

@@76HabeasCorpus i wouldn't be surprised if ian Watson is a 40 year old virgin because of his writing

@WendingWind Жыл бұрын

Had a funny feeling we would get to see what the polymorphine does when used on someone without callidus training, was not disappointed XD

@ABorderPrince Жыл бұрын

lol

@midshipman8654 3 жыл бұрын

i think its kinda cool body horror stuff. puts the “grim” in grimdark. the idea of being paralyzed while you are transformed into some parody of a despicable monster. gives you goosebumps.

@shonnew 3 жыл бұрын

I fear what would happen if Ian would write a book about The Emperor Children or any Slannesh thing, or Slannesh itself.

@tilsontone 2 жыл бұрын

Have not read the inquistor first part of the inquisition wars?

@NateTheNarrator 3 жыл бұрын

Who knows Ian. Maybe this is my next movie?

@natew1246 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, more material from the illustrious scribe Ian Wat-son. Excellent, excellent... MENIAL, PREPARE MY VIEWING CHAMBERS!

@natew1246 3 жыл бұрын

Aaaand it involves a Callidus assassin... MENIAL, ALSO PREPARE MY MIND-BLEACH PROTOCOLS!

@rickjohnson1719 3 жыл бұрын

34:51 OH OH HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE WORDS!

@Sinofdamnation40k 3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic as usual! Ian Watson always up for a good kick in the nostalgia. Another vote for inquisition wars!

@Legitpenguins99 3 жыл бұрын

5 minutes in and im already uncomfortable. Gotta love the sewer goblin

@Tonyd5736 3 жыл бұрын

fully admit it when I heard guy Haley I wasn't shure if i remember that namebut when I heard the name malindi i ran from this video as fast as i could, il leave a like for your troubles but I'm not brave enough to delve into it good job/luck to everyone else.

@owenowen212 3 жыл бұрын

sewer goblin haha

@floridaman3823 3 жыл бұрын

"Callidus Assassin; WE HAVE COME FOR YOUUUUU!!!!" -Talos, Prophet of The Eighth Legion.

@patrickmcabee123 3 жыл бұрын

Man..., Dude..! I really enjoy your efforts. These stories read by yourself have been such a boost, they’ve re-sparked a dormant interest in the “Dark future”. It is hard to come by here in the States, I’m just a humble “Yank” remembering Warhammer40k of my memory of its dawn (the 80s)....😳. The “net” is so cool... Cheers 🍻

@gregoireriehl9489 3 жыл бұрын

Ah the emperor protects from boredom as always

@ABorderPrince 3 жыл бұрын

hope it helps

@RaskalTheRabbit 3 жыл бұрын

From the original, but now retconned Inquisitor novel. Meh' Lindi was part of his team.

@chrisplumb4284 2 ай бұрын

Grimm where art thou? tyrannids nom in the background...

@stephenconnell 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant story. Her hatred at what had been done to her powered her through and demonstrates why these assassins are such a beautiful tool to deliver the Emperor's vengeance and wrath.

@milesaway3422 3 жыл бұрын

Best story! Love the assassin stories!!! Thank you!

@Steeltael 3 жыл бұрын

I really enjoy the passion you have put into narration. You have made me into an audiobook lover.

@andy7666 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way the Genestealer Cult Limosine was referenced - it appeared in an old White Dwarf, if you look on Rouge Trader era reddit and the like or pinterest more so you'll see it - a Cult Army or THE first (Oldhammer) Cult Army, it was wicked man.. Chaos worshiping (?) Imperial Guard and Beastmen, Purestrains, a Magus, "Old Four Arms" himself and lots of different generations of hybrid then this huge hand made Limo. Lovely work.

@mensrea1974 3 жыл бұрын

Wow. An Ian Watson story. I remember being so excited that GW was starting to produce novels when Inquisitor came out. And then Harlequin. Yeah I didn't read Chaos Child.

@tilsontone 2 жыл бұрын

Sadly chaos child huge let down. Could tell he was bored of it by then

@andyredmile1352 3 жыл бұрын

This was in one of the very first 40k books, I loved that they had pure fluff on sale. A whole new element to the hobby, even after I. stopped playing always kept reading..

@philipclay8531 3 жыл бұрын

I love the Ian Watsons. Great reading as ALWAYS!!

@Duppyman695 3 жыл бұрын

Another awesome edition to the libary, I like this one !

@codelicious6590 2 жыл бұрын

Superb! I like Mr. Watson's writing, he and I share a surname too!

@cal593 3 жыл бұрын

Me: "Why did I only watch 2 minutes of this." Watson: "Beatle-tipped cones" Me: "OH"

@zombieschewing2786 3 жыл бұрын

So yea you know it’s gonna be a bit messed up 😂😂 love it made me lol that’s good warhams for ya liked !

@shanepatrick4534 2 жыл бұрын

I liked this. Some interesting images in here for sure.

@slickzzzzz 3 жыл бұрын

Finally more stuff to listen to!!!

@BarockDroneBomba 3 жыл бұрын

Great story! Nice read!

@anotherbig976 3 жыл бұрын

God I actually miss this guy

@deathrabbit8710 11 ай бұрын

Can we all talk about the giant hamster wheel?

@ninocuric5290 3 жыл бұрын

OMG you vent there , Inquisition War , you mad lad you

@adamking9251 3 жыл бұрын

Great work buddy

@qigonglungz 3 жыл бұрын

Auto-Click then Auto-Like... Time to enjoy...!!!

@ABorderPrince 3 жыл бұрын

cheers man

@mlpsh6995 Жыл бұрын

Brother, get the Flamer. The HEAVY Flamer.

@Vortklox 3 жыл бұрын

Exelent story. Grim dark and perverse.

@aliveandwellinisrael7944 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry prince, not gonna do another Ian Watson.

@ABorderPrince 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@edmundscycles1 3 жыл бұрын

What has "H" from steps to do with this ?

@AROBASPARK 3 жыл бұрын

the moment you said Ian Watson, I said "Oh S**T!", then Boy cross through my mind vowing the destruction of the writer lol.

@juleswild9498 3 жыл бұрын

Magnificent!

@FrankAboutFitness 3 жыл бұрын

My new favorite reading from you

@jonpato 3 жыл бұрын

I've missed you. Looking forward to next week already.

@ditmarvanbelle1061 2 жыл бұрын

1:30 in and we're already escaping bondage with kinky pipes, oh boy

@alexr.5389 3 жыл бұрын

More long content to paint by please. Good job and thank you.

@MrJedimedic 3 жыл бұрын

She Who Thirsts grants you Her favor.

@deafnoisemarine6294 3 жыл бұрын

That was excellent

@gafrers 3 жыл бұрын

oh a new video.... cool thumbnail..... nice title... i wonder who wrote it....... Slaneesh based HERESYYYYY

@GhstTwnzFnst 8 ай бұрын

The description of the gal was just... extensive 😂

@BenjaminBadbrother 3 жыл бұрын

Wow that was awesome!

@JeanLucCaptain 3 жыл бұрын

i really love the new opening.

@johnd2058 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the warning, Prince. Now, off to clean surgical instruments (I work at a hospital).

@joshbrooks120 Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@Birb_of_Judge 3 жыл бұрын

Why are there more books by Ian Watson? Who greenlit this?

@Genubath1 2 жыл бұрын

"How bad could it be?" - Me 1.5 hours ago

@yuriklastalov9653 3 жыл бұрын

Who knows Ian, maybe it's my next movie?

@7nf313 3 жыл бұрын

Never knew this kinda writing exsisted in 40k LOL Thanks for the read Prince!

@michaelsusnjer772 3 жыл бұрын

You may not like him. But damned if he isn't one of the best. when it comes to grim dark.

@sanguiniustheredangel2695 3 жыл бұрын

WHO LET THIS MAN WRITE ANOTHER BOOK?!

@daimonx3621 3 жыл бұрын

Ian Watson.. Well, that's enough Internet and WH40k for today....

@NecrosAcolyte 3 жыл бұрын

Author of the screen for Steven's Abominable Intelligence. Can we get the whole Inquisition Wars trilogy? Edit: man, it really ISN'T a very good thing. Decius had it spot on

@JurgMudveins 3 жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, carrots for the Sterling!

@ThijsSchrijnemakers Жыл бұрын

what an odd tale, interesting though. thanks!

@domc9801 3 жыл бұрын

Did you take shower after this audio log, if not YOU SHOULD, I’m concerned about the level of Slaneesh taint that may have been hidden in this story.

@thehypest6118 2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, here we go

@patrickmcabee123 2 жыл бұрын

Fine reading.., B.P., 😎

@JamJestKox 3 жыл бұрын

Your intro game is evolving

@disturbedspider 3 жыл бұрын

ATTENTION COMMENT SECTION: Hairy spiders! That is all

@alvinlin8140 3 жыл бұрын

Wait so can she only change into a genestealer now? Does she look normal in her regular form?

@High_Bi_Wanna-Die 3 жыл бұрын

Ah the fine works of the illustrious scribe Ian Watson, not failing to make some lewd description within the first 10 minutes

@narkokid 3 жыл бұрын

In what novel do we get the duel between Kharn and Erebus?

@aliveandwellinisrael7944 3 жыл бұрын

Betrayer

@Erreul 3 жыл бұрын

As wack as this story legitimately is, this dude knows how to write a book.

@evanceier8577 3 жыл бұрын

"Boy. E A R S."

@matthiasthulman4058 3 жыл бұрын

What is the Boy thing about? I've seen a ton of comments about this

@evanceier8577 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthiasthulman4058 if the emperor had a text to speech device series, specifically the podcast spin off

@frankfelerski1043 Жыл бұрын

SEWER GOBLIN

@Smilomaniac 3 жыл бұрын

A shame they didn’t use polymorphene on Horus, eh? Seems like a wonder poison.

@Digitaaliklosetti 2 жыл бұрын

A predatory armadillo

@emergencyexit3967 3 жыл бұрын

STEVEN SPELBORG APPROVES!

@youngarchaeotech189 3 жыл бұрын

The author tries to use flamboyant and disorienting language to lull the reader into ignoring the fact that this is nothing but very niche fetish pornography. He fails.

@sapper12b71 2 жыл бұрын

tiny little beetle tipped cones!?! Ohmygod LMFAO that is the most ridiculous hilarious euphemism for breasts I've ever heard in my life.

@regulusm1518 Жыл бұрын

👏

@joshsickels Жыл бұрын

Ok take the first entryway. Drive to the bottom untill u see my car. U can just pull up behind it in the road.

@dcbluenose1873 3 жыл бұрын

The editorial comments on the vids are ace

@JimmyStiffFingers 3 жыл бұрын

This is going to be weird, isn't it?

@JimmyStiffFingers 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, 5 minutes in and it's already getting weird.

@canderousordo6041 3 жыл бұрын

You belong in the voice acting business mate.

@HighlanderFrag4Life 3 жыл бұрын

*rawr*

@pentuplove6542 3 жыл бұрын

32:33 out of 1:36:29

@cessanterationelegiscessat4322 3 жыл бұрын

Seemed like writer was hung up on some um, internal/ personal fantasy bits in on this one. Yet still an interesting story and when voiced by you anything becomes interesting and intriguing. Can lead to interesting discussions and train of thoughts come what could be done by the assassins as slightly pointed out by the writer, yet interesting choice to go with the gene stealers first rather then say the tau who would be a bit easier imo for this kind of trial. Yet do see the kind of duality/ yet similar narrative he was attempting. The duality, the yes but no, the how 2 extremes could be similarly relatable yet so opposite( via her inner dialog and thoughts) come her form and reverse 'gene stealing' and become n a monster to infiltrate the monsters that try to infiltrate humanity. Can spark a rather interesting discussion imo, writers fantasies left a side.

@ChiefSmackahoLLC 3 жыл бұрын

What

@bengale9977 3 жыл бұрын

I still don't know why they would throw away a perfect highly trained courtesan assassin instead of training one specifically for the role. It's like putting knife hands on a expert marksman. What did they even gain from the infiltration that a squad and angry SOB storming the church couldn't have done? I think at the end of the day you've just got to accept it's one of "those stories".

@bengale9977 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChiefSmackahoLLC yeah I thought it was a bit strange that she instantly found the cult and figured out who the twist cultist was. It could have made the story a bit more interesting if she actually had to figure something out. I enjoyed the descriptions of life inside the cult though. If they had more of that and less of the assassin being poetic about her waste it could have been a good story.

@macscable1525 Жыл бұрын

Líke that the Emperors finger naíls continue to grow... So being a perpetual could that be him regenerating? And the priests stop it time n agaín for cash, lol, that's perfect irony.