My prayers still get answered 50/50.

George bless you, George bless you all

..."if you're going to tell people the truth about themselves you better make them laugh"...

First or second wife?

@@christhornycroft3686 First wife.

No, he quit Catholicism long before he got married or had kids.

@Reverend Mr Black "pray" away, "Reverend"! As for me being dealt "with in very severe ways", i suggest watching this clip (specifically 0:39-1:15): kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bthdmJV_qbm4pXk.html

@Reverend Mr Black go get a life "Reverend"!

@Reverend Mr Black Dude, u need help...ure a troll and come across as very disturbing and downright creepy.

And it's brilliant

@@hendy24 indeed

@Reverend Mr Black well, nothing you said is true, and even sounds a bit crazy, but hoofully you can find some pro help sometime soon before you become a danger to others.

@Reverend Mr Black and your weird scare tactics don't work on the thinking class.

@Reverend Mr Black you're twisted up by you're weird cult. The idea of a God being real is superannuated in the age of reason, and you take it 4 steps further into fundamentalism which makes it not just weird but dangerous.

@@emcsquare5045 He has deleted his comments, was he some sort of religious zealot?

I always tell people, George Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was one of humanities greatest thinkers and philosophers, who also happened to be funnier than shit and tell jokes that will leave you gasping for air.

exactly. He is just acting out behaviour of religious fanatics who look exactly that. enraged

Fuck, yes.

AH hes funny ......

Seriously need to see some more people react to Kathleen Madigan. She is my absolute favorite and most under rated comedians.

I don’t understand your inquiry

@@reginthehoneybadger8957 It's an expression used a lot in my day (56) to invoke one to think. Sort of a joke & being serious at the same time. Those guys are smart and have good heads on them. I guess the thing that bugs me the most is their lack of initiative. Then again, they would have MY generation to thank for that. Now wouldn't they!?🙄

Zarkarian 1 if you are agreeing with George Carlin then I likely agree with you

Not a surprise. We got more sense than the Boomers. That's why we don't make the same decisions they do

Huh?

@@reginthehoneybadger8957 ...he has a problem with late term abortions...

Your god performs more abortions than any human ever could, but that's fine with you because as God, he can do whatever he wants.

You’re a parody of a boomer.

@@Eric-vq7jr Did I hurt your feelings? No regrets.

@@47imagine Nope. I love fighting with people online. I once got in an argument with this guy online and told him I would kill his wife. I did a little sleuthing and found out he was my dad. People talk shit. You talk shit. I talk shit. Point is I’m on my 10th beer and I’m all out.

@@Eric-vq7jr Lol

@@47imagine Seriously I want more beer.

But I think his last special made people think the most

@@late8641 : Perhaps, but I watch a comedian to laugh, not to think.

It was both hilarious and made you think. All I saw on the reaction was laughter. My guess is jstrhan2 is anti-abortion, which is why he isn't laughing. And also why Carlin making him think, is annoying him.

@@richardjones4662 : Yes, I am anti abortion, as any sane person should be. However, this has nothing to do with my opinion as to Carlin's decline in 'funniness'. It is quite obvious. BTW, I have all his stuff and have watched his HBO specials several times. My conclusion is based on all this. I am not 'annoyed' at all, just sad and disappointed. IMO, his decline in 'funniness' started about the time of the death of his first wife.

There is a God of whom my prayers poor as I am, no favor request; I watch the world and its affairs Cherish the good, forget the rest; And Pleasure, regardless of how priests may prate, My modest creed does not offend Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! Beside my pillow, Poverty Sits brooding, but I heed her not Thanks to Love and Hope, you see, I dream a bed of down my lot. Mine's no stern God that priests create, Gentle is he, to whom I bend; Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! A conquering depost drunk with Power, Nations and dynasties down flings, The dust his charger's proud hoofs shower Begrimes the sacred brows of kings, Crawl on, crawl on, ye fallen great, What reck I how your glories end? Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! Oh, our forebonding friend the priest With all his prophesies of gloom! On hellfire how he loves to feast, The end of time, the crack of doom! Come, Ceridwen, your cheeks inflate, In flame, and thunder-cloud descend! Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! What, God a God of anger? Pooh, He made all and loves all he made; The wine he gives; my dear friends; you; Love which is his creating aid The charms of all these dissipate The nightmares priests rejoice to send Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To my God, the good folk's friend!

@Christopher Horner basically god makes a giant pros and cons list about your life, then he goes from there.

Well, you can think that, but if there really is a god, I'm going to ask him why if he so loved the world as he claims, he ordered Joshua to kill the Amalikites including hacking children and infants to pieces. And yeah, I can judge God. Because of all the horrible things attributed to God, it doesn't square that he was all goodness and love. In fact, with all the horror man generally does to one another, just seems to me, just seems to me that most of these tales that are written are tales written by men to justify the savage brutality as devine providence. Total BS.