ABSOLUTELY NO MISTAKES** | Papers Please - Part 2

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Markiplier

3 жыл бұрын

**To clarify, the game Paper's Please itself contained no mistakes that I could find. However I, as the player, did in fact make many MANY mistakes...
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@geekyjulia6053
@geekyjulia6053 3 жыл бұрын
When Ethan said Mark is one of the smartest and also the dumbest people he knows, this is a prime example of that.
@meh5812
@meh5812 3 жыл бұрын
soo true the fact that he figured out how to decode the ezic names in a matter of seconds and then getting citations for very minor things
@citrineshark9240
@citrineshark9240 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah....
@Warhawk.
@Warhawk. 3 жыл бұрын
It is false to assume there is any one single universal measure of 'intelligence'. Like all people, Mark is just better in some types of intelligence and worse at others.
@watersheep5535
@watersheep5535 3 жыл бұрын
@@Warhawk. "Sir this is a Wendy's"
@DerMBen
@DerMBen 3 жыл бұрын
@@Warhawk. So he is smart and dumb at the same time.
@ositaiza888
@ositaiza888 3 жыл бұрын
The speed in which he messed up the Ministry's documents is honestly impressive
@koilynn7450
@koilynn7450 3 жыл бұрын
I WAS SCREAMING BRO
@clintonelliott7238
@clintonelliott7238 3 жыл бұрын
WE NEED MORE OF THE FOREST
@dmeynicus
@dmeynicus 3 жыл бұрын
I WAS BABY RAGING LIKE WTF
@carterfry1450
@carterfry1450 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr I could not fathom how he fucked that up so quick😂
@galaxion2857
@galaxion2857 3 жыл бұрын
yes it was. he confused me as well it was so quick
@edwinlinarez-gomez7366
@edwinlinarez-gomez7366 Жыл бұрын
“The Order knows.” *Mark starts having a panic attack* Also Mark: Nudity, ON!
@mysiak6067
@mysiak6067 Жыл бұрын
@send me message @markiplier680 🤓
@oliverroystone2253
@oliverroystone2253 Жыл бұрын
@send me message @markiplier680 scam
@lightkiancusilittomakin244
@lightkiancusilittomakin244 Жыл бұрын
Faker the real markiplier would have blue background on their name and also you have numbers
@unfunnyperson5549
@unfunnyperson5549 Жыл бұрын
Bro it's an alt
@73zeus
@73zeus Жыл бұрын
Damn bots
@crispy2699
@crispy2699 3 жыл бұрын
"These are important documents do not mix them up" Mark: shuffles them like a deck of cards immediately
@captainkirk265
@captainkirk265 Жыл бұрын
Well actually he just moved the one on the right to the left and immediately forgot which was which. XD
@theshapeshifter0
@theshapeshifter0 Жыл бұрын
Just got to that part, I can't breathe.
@iamerror6546
@iamerror6546 Жыл бұрын
@@captainkirk265 🤓
@pols4tre
@pols4tre 3 жыл бұрын
“Do not mix these up.” Mark: immediately does the opposite.
@finn596
@finn596 3 жыл бұрын
It, it deeply enraged me
@Hologrunt002
@Hologrunt002 3 жыл бұрын
I started to laugh my ass of when he did that
@estrangedstrayed6274
@estrangedstrayed6274 3 жыл бұрын
What a spectacular attention-deficit display that was lmao
@AelOk17
@AelOk17 3 жыл бұрын
ADHD at it's finest.
@tdthedestroyer1232
@tdthedestroyer1232 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ca66agepatchk1d
@ca66agepatchk1d 3 жыл бұрын
Mark was so distressed by a mistake he felt the need to turn nudity on 💀
@anhilo9716
@anhilo9716 3 жыл бұрын
compulsive stress-induced horniness look it up, its a real thing, i think
@CheshieD
@CheshieD 3 жыл бұрын
@@anhilo9716 the “I think” is questionable but I will google anyway.
@Pyrodragon3993
@Pyrodragon3993 3 жыл бұрын
He accepts his mistakes and just decides to bare all.
@CheshieD
@CheshieD 3 жыл бұрын
@@anhilo9716 I- you’re right.
@Shockxv
@Shockxv 3 жыл бұрын
@@CheshieD lmfao what
@tabletgenesis3439
@tabletgenesis3439 4 ай бұрын
21:19 I feel so happy for him. Every day he came with a document. He was so desperate, but so patient.
@smam9571
@smam9571 3 ай бұрын
apart from the first time he came and he hadnt any documents
@MasterMagikarp
@MasterMagikarp Ай бұрын
And he was polite and friendly to the inspector each time he was denied!
@Japaneseanimeguy
@Japaneseanimeguy 20 сағат бұрын
@@MasterMagikarp Jorji is what every other smuggler, terrorist and wannabe revolutionary should aspire to. If you want through my checkpoint just have some good documentation. If your papers are in order it doesn't matter if you're part of the Ezic Order, I will happily let you through.
@Sub2Conto
@Sub2Conto Жыл бұрын
"The order knows" Markiplier: *panic attack*
@springlocks3011
@springlocks3011 10 ай бұрын
NUDITY ON XDD
@kennethhong6686
@kennethhong6686 3 жыл бұрын
**Spoiler Warning!** The editing done to show Mark’s mistake: Amazing, very cinematic.
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79 3 жыл бұрын
🙂😃
@amaregonzalez8189
@amaregonzalez8189 3 жыл бұрын
Put a spoiler warning!
@vicious_cycle
@vicious_cycle 3 жыл бұрын
@@amaregonzalez8189 He didn't say what mistake.
@amaregonzalez8189
@amaregonzalez8189 3 жыл бұрын
I was kidding I meant it was a spoiler that he made a mistake
@ximevzquez5196
@ximevzquez5196 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Mark panicked with the documents and ended up screwing up with such confidence is hilarious
@ceegeetee
@ceegeetee 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 7710
@ceegeetee
@ceegeetee 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 7710
@longrange3322
@longrange3322 3 жыл бұрын
I'm also confused as well, did he give the right one??
@lazar9586
@lazar9586 3 жыл бұрын
To me it's just stupid
@arcaeae
@arcaeae 3 жыл бұрын
@@longrange3322 i dont think so :")
@CarlySavannahHopp
@CarlySavannahHopp 2 жыл бұрын
I love that he was so proud of Jorji for finally having all the right papers😹😹😹😭
@UnderworldsHeiress
@UnderworldsHeiress 2 ай бұрын
A Brazilian KZfaqr I followed made "friendship" with Jorji to the point he got worried when it took to long for him to show up. In the end he applauded Jorji.
@sora.2447
@sora.2447 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Mark instantly mixed the documents up in an instant kills me
@noragoldsmith1975
@noragoldsmith1975 3 жыл бұрын
nothing has ever hurt me more than mark mixing up the important documents within 2 seconds of being told to not mix them up
@emilynunya2961
@emilynunya2961 3 жыл бұрын
I'm lazy, did he give the right documents?
@stroke9239
@stroke9239 3 жыл бұрын
@@emilynunya2961 nope, he even almost mixed them up correctly but went with his gut (which was wrong)
@emilynunya2961
@emilynunya2961 3 жыл бұрын
@@stroke9239 ok, thanks
@MysticSkyes
@MysticSkyes 2 жыл бұрын
No he gave them the documents he was supposed to give, I just watched it a few times and he put the documents to keep on the left, the ones to give on the right. He gave the impostor the ones on the right
@start3976
@start3976 2 жыл бұрын
@@MysticSkyes he swapped the good and bad after sorting them because he forgot.
@theidioticgamer2886
@theidioticgamer2886 3 жыл бұрын
The *SPEED* at which he mixed up the papers was astonishing
@4Lt3r
@4Lt3r 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all know mah boy Gotta fuck up *FAST*
@Roamingfirebat
@Roamingfirebat 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly. I would have fucked up waaaaay sooner lol
@ultimaweapon6
@ultimaweapon6 3 жыл бұрын
I'm literally in the comments to see if someone thought the same thing
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79 3 жыл бұрын
Mk
@Mariahogle
@Mariahogle 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, another Kolechian." -Markiplier, 2021
@stanisawzokiewski3308
@stanisawzokiewski3308 Жыл бұрын
Those goddamn Kolechians taking our jobs, Kolechia is not sending its best, and some i asume are good people
@aniyilator
@aniyilator Ай бұрын
@@stanisawzokiewski3308hyuge
@Memer_Engineer
@Memer_Engineer 19 күн бұрын
​@@stanisawzokiewski3308 those goddamn Kolechians....
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 2 жыл бұрын
"don't mix up these two documents" Markiplier immediately and literally SHUFFLES THE GOD DAMN DOCUMENTS!
@xplodingmojo2087
@xplodingmojo2087 3 жыл бұрын
“What if we used 100% of the brain?” Mark: *mixes up documents in a mere 3 seconds*
@mrbucket9552
@mrbucket9552 3 жыл бұрын
*Avengers theme plays*
@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918
@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918 3 жыл бұрын
100% of nothing is still nothing
@fnafmaster_1
@fnafmaster_1 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm, but isn't it impossible to use 100% brain? ;)
@shaxow1142
@shaxow1142 3 жыл бұрын
@@fnafmaster_1 you don't use 100 percent of your brain at any given time but you can use all your brain
@KillerMS09
@KillerMS09 3 жыл бұрын
Me seeing his mouth strech how does he do that of course its with the power of PHOTOSHOP
@NeODeLeuX
@NeODeLeuX 3 жыл бұрын
My man Mark **INSTANTLY** mixed both of the documents, it's kinda impressive how fast he got confused.
@celessilverfrond8944
@celessilverfrond8944 3 жыл бұрын
Immediately and WITH COMPLETE CONFIDENCE too
@sterbencorvus7641
@sterbencorvus7641 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love mark but that's kinda painful to watch lol
@johntithof5453
@johntithof5453 Жыл бұрын
I know it’s just a video game but I somehow feel bad for the people who just want to start a new life and then meanwhile Mark, “GET DETAINED BITCH”
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT Күн бұрын
order: we will pay you to detain ppl mark: :D cool! order: you did not detain many ppl mark: its not my fault everyone had the right documents :( me: mark....they never said the detained ppl had to deserve it 👀
@EmeraldShine13
@EmeraldShine13 2 жыл бұрын
"Recognition for Sufficience" is the _Papers, Please_ equivalent of a participation award
@tylisirn
@tylisirn 4 ай бұрын
There's an even worse one. Recognized for "Presence". If he had got just 3 more citations, he would have got that one.
@yeetusdeletus8565
@yeetusdeletus8565 3 жыл бұрын
"The order knows" Markiplier: **panic attack**
@lyndonluquin4091
@lyndonluquin4091 3 жыл бұрын
22:09 The panic begins. X3
@AJ-kk9xi
@AJ-kk9xi 3 жыл бұрын
*turns on nudity*
@lasagnaflower8863
@lasagnaflower8863 2 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOO O O O O
@hjaltebierberg4899
@hjaltebierberg4899 2 жыл бұрын
I dont really understand why he panicked can you tell me please?
@sunflowerarrtt
@sunflowerarrtt 2 жыл бұрын
@@hjaltebierberg4899 he turned away a person he was supposed to let in, from that cult kind of thing
@GasStationMan
@GasStationMan 3 жыл бұрын
“Please put in your papers that you’re allowed to be here” or don’t cause Mark will let you in anyway by mistake
@ryanperrine9316
@ryanperrine9316 3 жыл бұрын
Hahha so true
@onlyhpgamer1258
@onlyhpgamer1258 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@user-uo1mt5id4x
@user-uo1mt5id4x 3 жыл бұрын
Whats that profile?
@imgonnakate
@imgonnakate 3 жыл бұрын
by "mistake"
@hortinger
@hortinger 3 жыл бұрын
Apply water to burned area...
@PurtchPerkins
@PurtchPerkins 2 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to see just what Ethan meant when he said mark was the dumbest smart guy he knew
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT Күн бұрын
mark not getting the hint the organization is bribing him to detain innocent ppl is lowkey funny XD
@ironicugandan5826
@ironicugandan5826 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark gets mixed up about the documents basically in front of the guy. Like he can hear Mark's confusion as he walks away.
@hiatus6134
@hiatus6134 3 жыл бұрын
Dude: "yeah dont mix these up" Mark: "so anyways, i started blastin"
@nandoskitty1723
@nandoskitty1723 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like but it's at 69 soo
@adarshvardhanmeher2800
@adarshvardhanmeher2800 3 жыл бұрын
@@nandoskitty1723 I see you're a man of culture
@realcell123
@realcell123 3 жыл бұрын
@@adarshvardhanmeher2800 I see you’re a redditor
@angelpear219
@angelpear219 3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing hard there. He had them for less than a minute and already screwed them up
@aliyahhemaidan6402
@aliyahhemaidan6402 3 жыл бұрын
Is anyone going to talk about how happy he was when that guy finally got the right papers? It was adorable!!!
@someguy34hnt
@someguy34hnt 3 жыл бұрын
Good ol' potato man
@farelegy57
@farelegy57 3 жыл бұрын
We all do
@shikarifox4337
@shikarifox4337 3 жыл бұрын
We love Jorji :D
@Lee-hp1wg
@Lee-hp1wg 3 жыл бұрын
@@someguy34hnt he was always my favorite
@KILLZONE14372
@KILLZONE14372 3 жыл бұрын
POTATO MAN'S
@Iinkboi2231
@Iinkboi2231 2 жыл бұрын
Papers:📃 Work Permit:📑 Travel Visa:📄 Passport:📕 ID is Job hacker at a "bank" so to speak and the rest is classified
@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer
@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer 2 жыл бұрын
22:08 Mark: does Epic Fail Also Mark: NUDITY ONNNN! Also also Mark: Can i End Task???
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 3 жыл бұрын
In todays episode of Please papers, we prove the theory that if Mark wasn't a KZfaqr, he would be a spy, a dead one, but a spy no less
@ariumet_
@ariumet_ 3 жыл бұрын
how are you so accurate
@sud1881
@sud1881 2 жыл бұрын
how do you know hes not a spy sounds like you trying to cover something up
@mochann1133
@mochann1133 3 жыл бұрын
I am in awe of how fast Markiplier mixed up those files
@markkoreilly7900
@markkoreilly7900 3 жыл бұрын
He swapped them and I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
@mikef5951
@mikef5951 3 жыл бұрын
Oh right, the secret documents, the secret documents for the goverment, the secret documents specifically not to give the spy, secret documents, this document? *hands real documents to spy*
@gvpgameplays8945
@gvpgameplays8945 3 жыл бұрын
same
@Koliflower
@Koliflower 3 жыл бұрын
I was impressed by how he not only managed to confuse himself but also me in the process. I knew which one was right, and then he started tossing them around the screen lol
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 3 жыл бұрын
@@Koliflower when I play this game, I put the correct documents on the left, so when Mark put the false ones on the left it immediately threw me off.
@firstattempt356
@firstattempt356 2 жыл бұрын
I have never felt my anxiety go up this much after watching Mark mix up important documents the very second he received them.
@upthepunxcollective7398
@upthepunxcollective7398 2 жыл бұрын
You know, it's really wholesome to know that an animator who used to make lots of fan animated for Mark has been his editor for this long now
@cowboi_
@cowboi_ 3 жыл бұрын
“Do not mix these up.” Mark: Cha-Cha real smooth
@bunnyland2175
@bunnyland2175 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how someone hasn’t commented anything here but this was my favorite comment yet lololll
@bunnyland2175
@bunnyland2175 Жыл бұрын
B
@borger298
@borger298 Жыл бұрын
*criss cross*
@XENOWOLFI
@XENOWOLFI Жыл бұрын
AHAHA
@MatthewMakarov
@MatthewMakarov Жыл бұрын
Ah yes
@TheWeeWooMan
@TheWeeWooMan 3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that Markiplier forgot in a second which one was the important document and which one was the fake he needed to give
@capnfungi7875
@capnfungi7875 3 жыл бұрын
Its funnier cause he actually gave them the wrong one too lol.
@blursedworm9862
@blursedworm9862 3 жыл бұрын
He also decided to mix them around the moment he got them XD
@thibautisserant
@thibautisserant 3 жыл бұрын
That was some goldfish level of memory right there !
@finn596
@finn596 3 жыл бұрын
It deeply annoys me
@finn596
@finn596 3 жыл бұрын
@Toby Rustin no ,no he didn't and it deeply enrages me
@TweekLudwig
@TweekLudwig 2 жыл бұрын
"If they ask for documents, give them _these_ instead." *Immediately doesn't recognize which is the real documents and which are the fake documents*
@Ink-931
@Ink-931 9 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the poor people just sitting in line for an hour as mark eats a cheeseburger 9:48
@SneakyLily
@SneakyLily 3 жыл бұрын
I love how when Lixian started working for Mark as his editor he was super upbeat and cheery, and now that he's spent years around Mark having to deal with his shenanigans he's officially crossed the "dead inside" state
@celessilverfrond8944
@celessilverfrond8944 3 жыл бұрын
Well, after spending so long working with Mark, would you also not be just a little dead inside after all the shenanigans? I sure would lol
@justalittleturtle5600
@justalittleturtle5600 3 жыл бұрын
He’s just getting closer to Mark when he plays Papers Please. Maybe one day, we’ll see pogo stuck Mark in Lixian
@jaceworley
@jaceworley 3 жыл бұрын
lixianTV did not edit this
@JoeSamehHatab
@JoeSamehHatab 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier & Seth Rollins fan?? Wow!
@SneakyLily
@SneakyLily 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaceworley He may have not, but I was referring to when we see a glimpse of him near the beginning of the video. That sure was drawn and edited in by him.
@BadlyDrawnJack
@BadlyDrawnJack Ай бұрын
Fun fact: "All Kolechians must be searched" means that if an entrant is Kolechian, they violate the rule, therefore allowing you to just deny them. This saves time, and so gets you more credits.
@chickenbob1v837
@chickenbob1v837 2 жыл бұрын
"And hey... No one's watching." Next episode: Ezic is watching.
@Ryno-en4qp
@Ryno-en4qp 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: freaks out because he denied someone from the order. Also Mark: NUDITY ON
@thetimelords911
@thetimelords911 3 жыл бұрын
Appropriate reaction honestly.
@ramonalemparte7332
@ramonalemparte7332 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Chaotix010
@Chaotix010 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he WAS caught with his pants down. >.>
@kc2659
@kc2659 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of nudity on, when do you think the next huniepop 2 video will be?
@jolyne6012
@jolyne6012 3 жыл бұрын
@Ligma Nuts NUDITY ONNN 😫😫😫😫😫
@aSlimyDragon
@aSlimyDragon 3 жыл бұрын
He was more distressed by denying the Order guy than he was about immediately mixing up the important documents and subsequently giving the wrong ones over
@syweb2
@syweb2 3 жыл бұрын
Because it didn't give him feedback that he made a mistake.
@ghastlygavin
@ghastlygavin 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he doesn't know
@aSlimyDragon
@aSlimyDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Well he still immediately realized he didn't remember them, but wasn't concerned enough to restart the day to fix it
@ghastlygavin
@ghastlygavin 3 жыл бұрын
@@aSlimyDragon good thing the document thing isn't really important for the story
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghastlygavin Mark doesn't know that though, so Slimy's point still stands.
@KaLa1865_
@KaLa1865_ 2 жыл бұрын
Mark mixing up those documents right after the guy left is surprisingly relatable
@t4zzyb0i80
@t4zzyb0i80 2 жыл бұрын
My papers: Age: legal enough Name: some generic name Occupation: being a lazy Expirations: the day I lose this [signed and approved of my mom]
@jackalex08
@jackalex08 Ай бұрын
Being a lazy 😂😂
@gabemoore5759
@gabemoore5759 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Markiplier use five of his brain cells like this a world record
@joe_3105
@joe_3105 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's true. It's a real miracle
@user-jb9nz2fs2u
@user-jb9nz2fs2u 3 жыл бұрын
what a goldfish like jeez
@iiTzSunrise
@iiTzSunrise 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier when he played dont touch anything-Am I a Joke to you?
@MDTwa
@MDTwa 3 жыл бұрын
@@iiTzSunrise 😂😂😂😂
@mos680
@mos680 3 жыл бұрын
What about when he played the Fnaf games?
@hiitsme5524
@hiitsme5524 Жыл бұрын
The fact tha he mixed those papers up in 2 goddamn seconds just hurts me so much You bet I was screaming at him
@cloamker2533
@cloamker2533 2 жыл бұрын
Payday, Cloamker Reason for stay: entertainment Subscription status: subscribed Length of stay: 23 minutes and 51 seconds Glory to Markiplier
@dmr778810
@dmr778810 3 жыл бұрын
"If people bribed me, I'd just let them in." Guard: If you detain people, I'll give you money. "I could've detained you, but I didn't." Do you want money or not, Markimoo?
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
Did... did he do the math?
@NoBody-tf7ib
@NoBody-tf7ib 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t matter.
@weirdchamp4601
@weirdchamp4601 3 жыл бұрын
@Kristopher Prime why is there spoilers in the comment section lmao
@Misshowzat
@Misshowzat 3 жыл бұрын
Shh don't sass the inspector
@xXDarkxIdealsXx
@xXDarkxIdealsXx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cardboard449 Not really lol. He literally just played "let's spin the papers around/mix these up ten times till i can't remember which is which on purpose 2 seconds after i recieved them".
@kamrynmccary4387
@kamrynmccary4387 3 жыл бұрын
WHY WAS HIS FIRST REACTION TO MESSING UP TO TURN NUDIITY ON IM CRYING
@rita-want-sex152
@rita-want-sex152 3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@jordangabrielle9261
@jordangabrielle9261 3 жыл бұрын
Legit tho lmao
@nuclearbastard
@nuclearbastard 3 жыл бұрын
Nudity is the cause of, and solution to, all your problems
@snowmorgan4115
@snowmorgan4115 3 жыл бұрын
@@nuclearbastard that's alcohol
@silentwitch8950
@silentwitch8950 3 жыл бұрын
I'M STILL LAUGHING OMG WHY DID HE TURN IT ON????
@ladyblubel
@ladyblubel 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: “That’s pretty good” Also Mark: *only has $25 to his name*
@planetofgamespog8242
@planetofgamespog8242 2 жыл бұрын
Work permit: thing During: 69420 years Country: da motherland Gender: no Date of Birth: 69/420/1000 Picture: 👁👄👁 Name: PlanetOfGames Last Name: no Date of Birth: 00/00/0000 Reason of Coming: To watch Markimoo Duration of Coming: 23:51 Date of Expiration: 99/99/999999999
@_Depending_Viscount_
@_Depending_Viscount_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Mark: *Messes with nudity setting in a moment of shocked horror*
@dipolarisland
@dipolarisland 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@savannah0918
@savannah0918 3 жыл бұрын
@@dipolarisland 22:33
@_Depending_Viscount_
@_Depending_Viscount_ 3 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Bajic It really goes without saying.
@Grimrose_04
@Grimrose_04 3 жыл бұрын
@Stefan Bajic that’s kind of... sus
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 3 жыл бұрын
Order : "don't mix this up" Mark : "oopsie poopsy, I can't hold my documents" Order : "remember these two people" One of them : *shows up* Mark : "get the *fuck* outta here"
@hannabooklover
@hannabooklover 3 жыл бұрын
He can be so selectively observant sometimes
@mistermoee
@mistermoee 3 жыл бұрын
@@hannabooklover like me
@nikitaastakhov9252
@nikitaastakhov9252 3 жыл бұрын
Was that the order?
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79 3 жыл бұрын
Sw
@memerofblaviken6326
@memerofblaviken6326 3 жыл бұрын
@@nikitaastakhov9252 Yes
@KingOfStopMotion
@KingOfStopMotion 3 ай бұрын
Mark: "Money I like money" Dances Meanwhile Arstolskan Government: "OH CRAP THE ENEMY FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR SECRET PROJECTS, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED AHHHHHH!"
@Foodie-ze9hu
@Foodie-ze9hu 2 жыл бұрын
My papers sir: Work permit: clown Purpose: to be a clown Duration: forever Visa: beepbop
@simplethoughts8530
@simplethoughts8530 3 жыл бұрын
The absolute DREAD from Mark mixing up the folders is the strongest emotion I've ever felt in my entire life.
@4-00.Ghostie
@4-00.Ghostie 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for someone to recognize thisss
@bobbylambert9191
@bobbylambert9191 3 жыл бұрын
Did he mix them up or not
@itsssuper
@itsssuper 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobbylambert9191 did you watch the video..?
@neokranjc2845
@neokranjc2845 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobbylambert9191 Yes he gave her the original files, which he was not supossed to.
@ethan0236
@ethan0236 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment on this
@HolySteve999
@HolySteve999 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, the faces he makes when he gets something wrong looks like if this was actually his job, he'd have a mental breakdown
@daethalion1725
@daethalion1725 3 жыл бұрын
He makes those faces a lot.
@RED40HOURS
@RED40HOURS 3 жыл бұрын
@@daethalion1725 so i guess he has alot of mental breakdowns
@mistermoee
@mistermoee 3 жыл бұрын
authentic experience
@ala.c0ste
@ala.c0ste 3 жыл бұрын
I worked in immigration and the attention to detail and mental breakdowns were 💯 on point, a daily occurrence
@rita-want-sex152
@rita-want-sex152 3 жыл бұрын
@@RED40HOURS hu
@Dracokitten2
@Dracokitten2 2 жыл бұрын
Mark got the first Ezic Order thing and I just sat there like "please... please flip it over... PLEASE"
@SylwesterYT
@SylwesterYT Жыл бұрын
2:28 "What if they have a bomb and they blow it up in the middle of my booth?" First class foreshadowing
@karmaakabane8261
@karmaakabane8261 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: Do _not_ mix them up. Markiplier: Ok. Wait what?
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Mix them up immediately you say? Yes, right away!
@susangardini8161
@susangardini8161 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a chld and have autizm and i could do this beter than this ass
@SenterSen
@SenterSen 3 жыл бұрын
As one wise man once said: "“I don't know if he's a genius or a moron." -Jacksepticeye
@polinco737
@polinco737 3 жыл бұрын
That's a sign of genius right there! Or the blind leading the blind...
@DarlingDevil4691
@DarlingDevil4691 3 жыл бұрын
Is that like a savant?
@TrueKingHollow
@TrueKingHollow 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes XD LMAO
@hortensesquare6775
@hortensesquare6775 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao great quote
@VenomQuill
@VenomQuill 2 жыл бұрын
"He's the smartest idiot I know!" -Ethan, Crankgameplays
@ou1g8
@ou1g8 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: finds 3 grenades strapped to back Also mark: you made a mistake coming here Her: what? Girl you just got searched don’t act surprised you knew you were out right when he searched you smh.
@VenomQuill
@VenomQuill 2 жыл бұрын
*"NEVER!!!"* yells the woman as she unpins a grenade within an enclosed space because safety is too mainstream.
@exterminator1776
@exterminator1776 Жыл бұрын
i love how he's trying to get it perfect.
@fareedahdamilola
@fareedahdamilola Жыл бұрын
Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on.
@sou713
@sou713 3 жыл бұрын
Mikhail Saratov: The Order knows. Mark: *OH GOD, NUDITY ON!!!*
@ashpetoral
@ashpetoral 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@carolbayasca9275
@carolbayasca9275 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashpetoral 22:32
@Lietuvis0000
@Lietuvis0000 3 жыл бұрын
So? Order is good or bad?
@Lietuvis0000
@Lietuvis0000 3 жыл бұрын
@David Bodeklint Bodaskolan 7A that's not the answer I wanted but ok
@itti5100
@itti5100 3 жыл бұрын
Arnas Giriūnas If I remember correctly, it gives different endings
@nedimayvaz170
@nedimayvaz170 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: **realises in panic and frustration that he messed up letting the EZIC dude in** Also Markiplier: **proceeds to turn on nudity**
@breadhamnspam
@breadhamnspam 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@redsolivent457
@redsolivent457 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadhamnspam it's at the near end
@HeyJinx
@HeyJinx 3 жыл бұрын
EZIC is based
@cami-zv5ij
@cami-zv5ij 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadhamnspam it's at 21:57 I believe
@thunder3987
@thunder3987 3 жыл бұрын
@The KZfaq Account That Trolls Yo A S S 22:30 actually
@gravityfalling
@gravityfalling 8 ай бұрын
"do not mix them up" "ahah so... uhm--"
@captainblitz9961
@captainblitz9961 Жыл бұрын
Passport: Blitz, Captain DOB: 1969.06.09 SEX: M ISS: Orvech, Vonor EX: 2025.12.14 Arstotska G23Y5-246DG Arstotska Identity Card: Burnton District Blitz, Captain DOB:1969.06.09 HT: 190cm WT: 91kg Am I clear for viewing this video?
@emxgamingdev
@emxgamingdev 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Messes up by denying Order Also Mark: NuDiTy OnNnN!
@themediocrebattlefrontplay3438
@themediocrebattlefrontplay3438 3 жыл бұрын
who else but mark
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks 3 жыл бұрын
how willing Mark is to be bribed by someone
@elieljonathan9398
@elieljonathan9398 3 жыл бұрын
good
@poorman-1168
@poorman-1168 4 ай бұрын
i love and hate how mark literally went through the effort to put up a cheat sheet when you don’t need to cheat 😂
@Japaneseanimeguy
@Japaneseanimeguy 20 сағат бұрын
In fairness to Arstotzka (as corrupt as it is), there were multiple terrorist attacks at least one of which claimed to be for the sake of Kolechia and during the searches of the Kolechians who tried getting through the border, several did in fact have weapons or some sort of contraband on them. Perfectly natural that there would be a policy to do a detailed check of suspected terrorists before letting them in.
@Gabowsk
@Gabowsk 3 жыл бұрын
"Do not mix these up" Mark: *_YOU'VE ACHIEVED THE TROPHY: MEMORY LOSS IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS_*
@bu22gaming60
@bu22gaming60 3 жыл бұрын
He has a megamind brain
@TheFishev
@TheFishev 3 жыл бұрын
The way I stressed out waaayyy too much from it
@mistermoee
@mistermoee 3 жыл бұрын
Less than 5 seconds*
@_12k70
@_12k70 3 жыл бұрын
"Stage 6 is without description"
@MrMagic-ov9sk
@MrMagic-ov9sk 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when he did that I got so upset. 😂
@matthewhhawk17
@matthewhhawk17 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Lets look for these two people.” One of them comes up: “I stay for 14 days.” Mark: “Get outta here.”
@HighPingNate
@HighPingNate 3 жыл бұрын
@F*СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ no
@asherthewolf6800
@asherthewolf6800 3 жыл бұрын
Also Mark: Wa- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@mazahs96
@mazahs96 3 жыл бұрын
@@asherthewolf6800 ikr lmfao he’s like Wait no noooooo noooooooooooo!
@asherthewolf6800
@asherthewolf6800 3 жыл бұрын
@@mazahs96 lmfao
@jaspertyler4557
@jaspertyler4557 3 жыл бұрын
I hope mark actually gets the good ending, and doesn't fail like jack did. Because if you screw up just 2 of the ezik tasks (not counting the red man task), you can't get that ending.
@axolotlmilk5680
@axolotlmilk5680 2 жыл бұрын
"you go nothing nowhere"- Markiplier 2021
@MemerMan1214
@MemerMan1214 Ай бұрын
The soundtrack of this game is honestly perfect
@jasoncook3509
@jasoncook3509 3 жыл бұрын
Jacob Watson 17 years of age Purpose of stay: entertainment Duration of stay: 24 minutes
@Brenyboy11
@Brenyboy11 3 жыл бұрын
your duration of stay is 9 seconds longer than the video therefore you shall be denied
@themixer8549
@themixer8549 3 жыл бұрын
D E T A I N E D
@edgelord616
@edgelord616 3 жыл бұрын
Your names don’t match. DETAINED!!!
@jrcspiderman2003
@jrcspiderman2003 3 жыл бұрын
@@edgelord616 I noticed that
@kevindeol8503
@kevindeol8503 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are a buncha stiffs. Hey, "Jacob", I'd be willing to look the other way if you were willing to, you know, grease some palms? *wink*
@prosebuds5124
@prosebuds5124 3 жыл бұрын
ive never been more irritated than seeing mark immediately mix up the important documents 😭😭😭
@justlavvy
@justlavvy 3 жыл бұрын
Same😭😭 I was screaming at my phone cause it’s irritating
@potatoman7028
@potatoman7028 3 жыл бұрын
i did not get irritated at alll
@ren6951
@ren6951 3 жыл бұрын
ISTG I STARTED SCREAMING SYSYSVY
@angelofdarkness877
@angelofdarkness877 3 жыл бұрын
He betrayed his country lol 🥲😂
@prosebuds5124
@prosebuds5124 3 жыл бұрын
@@potatoman7028 good for u ig
@davemonacelli6723
@davemonacelli6723 Жыл бұрын
15:45 Lol no
@TeChM4NuAloJuNkiE
@TeChM4NuAloJuNkiE 2 жыл бұрын
17:30 Wil Karens even in a games sooooooo she is destroyed
@yamtasticc5184
@yamtasticc5184 3 жыл бұрын
can we just take a moment to appreciate Jorji’s dedication to getting into Arstotzka
@chickenisgood1
@chickenisgood1 3 жыл бұрын
Potato man
@jeremieh5009
@jeremieh5009 3 жыл бұрын
Glory to arstotzka
@maximo1590
@maximo1590 3 жыл бұрын
Arstotzka*
@minorcomet282
@minorcomet282 3 жыл бұрын
My man tried 5 times and finally did it
@TetanicRain
@TetanicRain 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that he's testing the player on how good they are at detecting discrepancies.
@nyx_0136
@nyx_0136 3 жыл бұрын
HIM GIVING HIS FAMILY HEAT AND FOOD WHEN THEYRE OKAY IS KILLING ME
@pichugamer5275
@pichugamer5275 3 жыл бұрын
You're not supposed to feed your family every day in this game?
@nyx_0136
@nyx_0136 3 жыл бұрын
@@pichugamer5275 no you’re not, if they’re okay then you don’t need to give them food or heat, it saves money
@djdragon1304
@djdragon1304 3 жыл бұрын
Well... I’d remove food but keep heat to avoid the son getting sick and only feed everyone when they’re very hungry.
@kayceenichols2509
@kayceenichols2509 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why people struggle and take away food and heat, I end up with SO MUCH MONEY at the end of my run. I also get like no citations though so maybe that helps.
@reaper_kevo2275
@reaper_kevo2275 3 жыл бұрын
AY he just cares about his family 😂
@benjaminsays693
@benjaminsays693 Жыл бұрын
"Mom i got hacked" "How?" "Some funny man on the internet told me to put my information in his comments section"
@thegreatalmondo5509
@thegreatalmondo5509 2 жыл бұрын
mark: no ones watching. the 2 million people watching: understandable have a good day
@cindygr8ce
@cindygr8ce 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: do you have 4kg of explosives taped to it butt X-ray: Hey, quit doing my job!
@galaxion2857
@galaxion2857 3 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard when he got in right
@ShadyDoorags
@ShadyDoorags 3 жыл бұрын
"Do not mix them up." Mark: Does literally that without any outside influence whatsoever. He didn't even touch them.
@djreaves13
@djreaves13 2 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@evangonzalez7732
@evangonzalez7732 2 жыл бұрын
Aight mark, I'll put my info to get into arstozka. My name is REDACTED. My birth day is REDACTED, REDACTED, in the year of REDACTED. I live in the city of REDACTED. I hope you have a good REDACTED, and a good rest of the REDACTED. *Glory to REDACTED!*
@londonm3161
@londonm3161 3 жыл бұрын
I have this sneaking suspicion that mark was not allowed to bring his ADHD meds across the border
@Aphrothena1221
@Aphrothena1221 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't take adhd meds
@probes-e-minor
@probes-e-minor 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't take adhd meds
@beatamichek9201
@beatamichek9201 3 жыл бұрын
Idk what everybody is talking about he takes adhd butt pills
@jlh012204
@jlh012204 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aphrothena1221 he takes adderall lol. it was mentioned in his “uh...” stream
@MsScarletwings
@MsScarletwings 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aphrothena1221 y’all he literally said he takes adderall before
@the_burito3996
@the_burito3996 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is screaming detained when mark detains people because jack broke you
@annsh.6487
@annsh.6487 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't break us, he moulded us
@TonySpike
@TonySpike 3 жыл бұрын
I say it with wades voice
@danaondrackova3431
@danaondrackova3431 3 жыл бұрын
I am so influenced by Jack I get frustrated at Mark for not doing the same well as Jack :D
@xxchefcookiezz7482
@xxchefcookiezz7482 3 жыл бұрын
I cant stop dabbing
@supersmilyface1
@supersmilyface1 3 жыл бұрын
*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, **_GREATEST COUNTRY!_*
@stinks7065
@stinks7065 Жыл бұрын
The genuine joy I felt when Jorji finally had the right papers! Bureaucracy is confusing but he finally made it!
@fnaf351
@fnaf351 4 ай бұрын
0:08 Markiplier remembering that there are naive people who REALLY could do what he says for the simple fact of being admired (the power of influence). 12:18 Mark, MARK!! FOR GOD SAKE MARK I can't believe you. 🤦🏻‍♀️
@nightfox6475
@nightfox6475 3 жыл бұрын
I can already see an animation of Mark and Jack in two separate boths across each other. I'm just putting this out there...
@shrapnel8430
@shrapnel8430 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually sounds pretty funny hearing them screamed at each other
@rainy9693
@rainy9693 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@randomuser9201
@randomuser9201 3 жыл бұрын
Both of the yelling DENTAINED
@GHOST_41278
@GHOST_41278 3 жыл бұрын
Ew a furry
@nightfox6475
@nightfox6475 3 жыл бұрын
@@GHOST_41278 Really, is this best you can say, I get this every day from people like you, never improve always the same, you need something more creative then this lame text, because this is getting old and you know it
@violet1609
@violet1609 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Denies someone he was specifically told to approve* The Order: Am I a joke to you?
@Nebula71722
@Nebula71722 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@kebblot9085
@kebblot9085 3 жыл бұрын
Wait who?
@coffee-with-sprats
@coffee-with-sprats 3 жыл бұрын
Ignoring their messages before: Yes. You are indeed a joke to me but i can't actually understand it yet.
@tessa4193
@tessa4193 3 жыл бұрын
@@kebblot9085 saratov LMFAOOO HIS FACE
@FICKLEPICKLE_
@FICKLEPICKLE_ 3 жыл бұрын
Ezic order is evil tho
@vesperfromtheinternet5588
@vesperfromtheinternet5588 Жыл бұрын
INSANE how he tried to match the fingerprints via eyeballing
@GiovannisProductions
@GiovannisProductions 11 ай бұрын
Mark not seeing the verse of the first "EZIC" paper was so stress-inducing
@charcola66
@charcola66 3 жыл бұрын
Quick reminder: if your family is not hungry, you can skip that day of food. When they are no longer cold, you can skip a day of heat to save money. You don't always have to pay for both so, just alternate between the two :))
@holdmacat9932
@holdmacat9932 3 жыл бұрын
Sure, make your family misery 😡
@NotFrank420
@NotFrank420 3 жыл бұрын
@@holdmacat9932 gramer: 010
@veggiedragon1000
@veggiedragon1000 3 жыл бұрын
Don't they get sick when you do that?
@crematedfelony
@crematedfelony 3 жыл бұрын
@@veggiedragon1000 They only get sick if it's both or one for two days afaik
@leannamoore3865
@leannamoore3865 3 жыл бұрын
You should skip food one day then skip heat the next, alternating is the best method
@youngsterjoey6909
@youngsterjoey6909 3 жыл бұрын
The Order never forgets Mark.
@sahabchaus5712
@sahabchaus5712 3 жыл бұрын
You quick bastard
@Katalini_Cosplay
@Katalini_Cosplay 3 жыл бұрын
“The order will remember that”
@iiwintxr2158
@iiwintxr2158 3 жыл бұрын
Did u make this like 30 seconds after the video came out
@iiwintxr2158
@iiwintxr2158 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@derpymist6346
@derpymist6346 3 жыл бұрын
This action will have consequences
@hannahmichaels9992
@hannahmichaels9992 2 жыл бұрын
Play more of this I love this game omg
@bleedingeye4905
@bleedingeye4905 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he upgraded his booth to then not using the upgrade as intended
@frisbeeguru8993
@frisbeeguru8993 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark coped with his mistake against the order by turning on nudity
@estrangedstrayed6274
@estrangedstrayed6274 2 жыл бұрын
I rewind that time stamp often 22:28 "AuuuugggghNudity ON!"
@marshmallowbee
@marshmallowbee 3 жыл бұрын
Here you go, sir. Here are my papers: ┌ ┐ I can do what I want └ ┘
@Santiago-Farrell
@Santiago-Farrell 3 жыл бұрын
D E T A I N E D
@icebear4president
@icebear4president 3 жыл бұрын
Seems fine to me ✅ Cause no trouble
@BloodMoonVA
@BloodMoonVA 3 жыл бұрын
Where is your passport and a work permit?
@themisfitowl2595
@themisfitowl2595 3 жыл бұрын
Where is your diplomatic visa? Where is your work permit? What is your gender? Denied!
@rahmat4848
@rahmat4848 3 жыл бұрын
@@Santiago-Farrell I spoke with you
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