MY ADHD NIGHTMARE | Papers Please

MY ADHD NIGHTMARE | Papers Please - Part 1

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Travelling to Canada required EVEN MORE paperwork than Paper's Please does so this should be interesting...
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@kylanbjorkquist3095 3 жыл бұрын

I like how by 16 minutes in, he's descended into the depression of a retail worker

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 жыл бұрын

"First time Markimoo?"

@PSVitaat2am 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha true!

@hachimyers9719 3 жыл бұрын

As a retail worker, i can agree

@TrayTerra 3 жыл бұрын

Accurate lol. Soul crushingly accurate.

@kingofravens215 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you’re very much on point with that 😭

@gamerguy19981 3 жыл бұрын

Jack: loved the game so much he played it twice Mark: pure and utter HELL

@Ohokk0 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha shut

@cupid3890 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha up

@aleembaksh1880 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha and leave

@naturelife7536 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha forever

@JragonL1m 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha you spammer

@captainchrono6448 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, Dari is a human trafficker, so either sending him away or letting him through results on dancers being found dead, if you use the checker with the letter and his name you can detain him and have a hand in shutting down a human smuggling ring at the Pink Vice. Every entrant that hands you a Pink Vice slip also always has valid paper (suspiciously obtained or not) and stops showing up after day 7 (The day the ring is shut down or the day dancers are found dead)

@Cherryboddu 10 ай бұрын

Atleast that woman and her sister are safe now

@KaraKaotic 7 ай бұрын

thanks i was looking for a comment about this 😊👍🏻

@luca-um9wi 27 күн бұрын

wow ur a nerd

@amberdoggo1373 5 күн бұрын

dari ludum is also a play on words, as ludum dare is a game jam

@cassdun619 3 күн бұрын

If I ever try to play this game... thank you! The fact I felt like I couldn't save those being trafficked made me hold off on the game but I might play it now

@Lil_Yuri Жыл бұрын

Sean's first time playing Papers Please: methodically comparing everything for any possible discrepancies Mark: *gives a cursory look* "...uh ok, yeah, looks good, come on through!" *has a meltdown when he's penalized for the x-teenth time*

@nicholaspeters9919 Жыл бұрын

The Duality of Man…

@bygoditsfullofstars Ай бұрын

@@nicholaspeters9919 the duality of adhd LOL

@Crow_Smith 3 жыл бұрын

Ah Mark not realizing he can use that book is probably the best and most painful part of this video

@DHXRevenge713 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god. Oh god oh no. That's. Like. The most important thing. I no longer feel like watching in fear of throwing and breaking something.

@GAxelic 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he realized he can so we cool beans

@DHXRevenge713 3 жыл бұрын

@@GAxelic please tell me it's not at the end of the video lmao

@GAxelic 3 жыл бұрын

@@DHXRevenge713 nah and throughout the video he just gets much better at the game

@piplup10203854 3 жыл бұрын

When he started to try and memorize it I was like ohh no oh no! 🥲

@timothyissler3815 3 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, here's an obligatory "sorry for all the difficulties, hope you enjoyed your stay," etc.

@ghostie2813 3 жыл бұрын

As another Canadian I Apologize about the inconvenience, hope you weren't looking for snow.

@dreameaterarts2946 3 жыл бұрын

Wait so is markiplier nit moving to canada?

@mkoll8828 3 жыл бұрын

I heard sorry in my head as Sohree

@exoticgingerale9958 3 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I support this message

@danjeynes8845 3 жыл бұрын

always apologising huh?

@Gashicalmy Жыл бұрын

10:07 he trying to memorize all the stuff by a song is maybe my fav part of the whole series

@Cherryboddu 10 ай бұрын

Eeya eeya oo

@sumararguin986 2 жыл бұрын

Letting the wife through because he knew he was doing okay and could take the citation was a very wholesome moment ❤️

@hannahw7023 Жыл бұрын

Nah. Wholesome is doing poorly and taking the extra citation anyway. Taking the citation is easy to do if you aren't getting punished for it

@pooplejar Жыл бұрын

@@hannahw7023 you read too far into this

@imaran1303 Жыл бұрын

@@pooplejar Lemme read further into this for you then. I say what he did was wrong, for all he knew, that woman could have been a terrorist and invented some sob story to sucker some bleeding heart into letting them through. Nah, miss me with that, come back with the paperwork and we will talk.

@Drummr88 Жыл бұрын

@@hannahw7023 Not if you're concerned with maintaining your impeccable record, whereas the person who is already making mistakes considers it just a drop in the bucket... See? If you're going to be ridiculously pedantic and over-analyze a simple comment, then I'll do it too. And I owned you, so now what!?

@Cherryboddu 10 ай бұрын

@@hannahw7023 then PewDiePie is pure evil in that case

@tri8332 3 жыл бұрын

I admire this man's commitment to using only his eyes to detect discrepancies.

@commonhousehuman 3 жыл бұрын

Wait your not supposed to?

@commonhousehuman 3 жыл бұрын

@@EternityKid But that requires me to move my finger which is more effort

@umbra71 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah in comparison to Jack, who wanted to ensure everything was in order by comparing every little thing

@root4360 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think he knows that he don't have to...

@jamesramplin8124 3 жыл бұрын

@@commonhousehuman *you're And no. You're meant to click on each thing to check that they match

@chloecowgill4421 3 жыл бұрын

mark looks like he’s in a closet playing games secretly at 3 am

@salmonella1486 3 жыл бұрын

ikr- he's even speaking faster, LMAO

@davidbowie2181 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like me 😂

@yyyuri3584 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like me XD

@l0sts0ul89 3 жыл бұрын

Or a bathroom

@quick-drawspeedpaints8378 3 жыл бұрын

Just waiting for his mother to bust in all like "jEsSiCa!!!1!1!"

@Dead25m Жыл бұрын

"Maybe he was wearing shooooeeees!" Ah yes, the shoes that makes you sink into the ground and reduce your height!

@jockeyfield1954 Жыл бұрын

i bought some of those shoes before. wore them to a date she said she only liked 6 ft tall guys, the shoes made me 5'7"

@weedcat1683 2 жыл бұрын

I like how no one even questions the fact that there is a system that clearly watches what we do and knows if we screwed up. This machine can read all the information and tell us that the last document had expired or that the ID numbers don't match. This system can do our job and yet someone decided that it shouldn't and that we needed to be there to inspect. An ex boarder inspector from the United Federation at some point tells us that in his country boarder inspection is an automated system and Arstotzka very clearly has a system like that and can scan the documents... And yet still chooses to have an inspector anyways.

@ponivi Жыл бұрын

They expect a loyal arstotzka citizen to detain and deny more people due to moral bias.

@hyhena-gaming9986 10 ай бұрын

They need to employ the people and make an economy I suppose, my best guess

@terrizoop3739 10 ай бұрын

Just good ol’ video game logic

@mossmeow 4 ай бұрын

This is basically just how income taxes in the United States work. Can the IRS figure out how much you need to pay in taxes? Yes. Will they tell you that number? No.

@-THE_META Ай бұрын

Questioning Arstotzka policy, comrade?

@jakegross9594 3 жыл бұрын

I love that he figured out he could scan things for discrepancies and then decided to just look at everything by eye

@Void-fb5ts 3 жыл бұрын

yeah...

@archangel5972 3 жыл бұрын

More fun that way. No game if it just automatically shows you the discrepancies yknow? When I played I preferred to do it by eye as well :)

@orphanchopshop6537 3 жыл бұрын

I played like that, look by eye, then scan the detected discrepancies for any correction

@espy9244 3 жыл бұрын

The issue is if e.g name is different you need to interrogate (check for discrepancies) in case they got it changed, so you get fingerprints as well as a copy. Also for things like misspelt places it can be hard to tell sometimes

@Void-fb5ts 3 жыл бұрын

@@archangel5972 Well, I have ADHD and I seriously can't take in all that information, I'll always forget something then lose money. The discrepancy detector just makes it a lot more fun. It's no game if you have to tediously check everything and hope your eyes aren't lying to you then get something wrong for no reason. You're just making it harder for yourself. Everyone has fun differently.

@AbbyLynette 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Jorji is so understanding when you deny him, the cutest little potato man.

@teddylagonico3681 3 жыл бұрын

Little potato man, you will always be my favorite!!!

@chipwhich 3 жыл бұрын

@@teddylagonico3681 jacksepticeye reference

@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl 3 жыл бұрын

See, you have like fake tickets, don’t you?

@moltengore1 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl That's bad, *That's bad!* That's bad! AHHhh...

@proxjayant 3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Walcottgirls 9 ай бұрын

"Oh you're cold? WHATVER." I'm dying from laughter rn bc of this 😭

@BlueBirdieB-tch Жыл бұрын

There are two kinds of ADHD Sean: understands what he's supposed to do, still struggles cuz goddamn is this game hard, but he processes all the info really well Mark: *sad and confused and not processing info well at all but he's still trying very hard and we're all so proud of our lil Markimoo*

@nightwalker174 9 ай бұрын

That's not ADHD

@junebunny0712 4 ай бұрын

@@nightwalker174. ADHD does affect those things, but OP didn’t explain how very well.

@Unknown-yz6md 3 жыл бұрын

If there's one thing I learnt from papers please, it's that the strippers are the most trustworthy people alive.

@v-mouse 3 жыл бұрын

true

@theturtleofcreation5925 3 жыл бұрын

Heheheheh

@root4360 3 жыл бұрын

True

@coolfloppa4033 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao true

@catboynestormakhno2694 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they dont hide anything away from people ;)

@OFP_Eli 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he noticed Vince in an instant but Jack missed him twice

@wrench697 3 жыл бұрын

Little POTATO man

@wanggechengru1781 3 жыл бұрын

He noticed him the third time

@BlazingRayven 3 жыл бұрын

that would have been an instant DETAINED!

@PilloTheStar 3 жыл бұрын

*DETAINED*

@spooderman6312 3 жыл бұрын

potato man, potato man can cross borders like a potato can

@shadowswirl637 2 жыл бұрын

The flip in emotion from after mark got his cheat sheet to 15:10 is hilarious like he starts off as one of those super enthusiastic walmart people into a 9-5 depressed Spenser worker

@voidmatic Жыл бұрын

mark freaking over having to memorize things and immediately jumping to trying to make a song to memorize it better is the most relatable adhd thing I've seen in a while lmao

@Archive_7802 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: trying to force-cram study geography and history like a high school student Game: “It’s open-note...”

@boli1212 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@VINCENTT- 3 жыл бұрын

we have Google these days unless you study in school ground-

@18grape 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love open book exams

@Arya-we7vf 2 жыл бұрын

@@VINCENTT- Google ain't gonna do shit for exams.

@itscris01 2 жыл бұрын

@@Arya-we7vf Unless your teacher pulled all the exams from quizlet 👀

@X-SPONGED 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: *_*extensively studies the geography of Arstotzka and it's neighboring countries*_* The rest of the class who knows it's an open book test: 👁️•••👁️

@o5-4-blackmoonhowl.scip-net 3 жыл бұрын

Hello Dr.Pepper, are you interested to test 096 against 682?

@grogonator5485 3 жыл бұрын

@@o5-4-blackmoonhowl.scip-net 🪒🏘🪒🏡🪒🏚

@mykrobate3015 3 жыл бұрын

yes true

@SeanMadeAScene 3 жыл бұрын

@@o5-4-blackmoonhowl.scip-net i’m willing to test how pleasant the world would be without self advertising

@o5-4-blackmoonhowl.scip-net 3 жыл бұрын

@@SeanMadeAScene HMMMMMMMM

@EpicFail2388 2 жыл бұрын

Dani Ludhum arrives Sean: DETAIN! Mark: Sorry my dude cant come in (gets citation and dancers murdered)

@mkzhero 11 ай бұрын

Its more important to think about gender, don't you know~?

@ExtremeAcer 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: Why Is This So Hard??? Also Mark: *_I DON'T EVEN NEED TO CHECK_*

@JeweledLove 3 жыл бұрын

Jack: "I love this game so much" Mark: "MY ADHD NIGHTMARE"

@scarychy8729 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha cool idc

@user-tp5qu7zu2l 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha omg guy, go away

@arcynull 3 жыл бұрын

Report them for spam

@sergeantvtuber3685 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha omg guy, nobody fucking asked

@chamorrofighter713 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣 I think Sean is gonna be mad at mark for disrespecting potato man!!!😂🤣🤣

@kaspas5511 3 жыл бұрын

When we all thought jack was bad at the game: Mark: “hold my papers”

@FainthedCherry 3 жыл бұрын

I actually thought Jack was pretty good, but then again I never played the game before, I could only judge by watching.

@pilarous 3 жыл бұрын

Hold my papers, PLEASE*

@anxiousearth680 3 жыл бұрын

@@FainthedCherry Yeah, same. He got really nervous playing for an audience but I though he was decent.

@diakounknown1225 3 жыл бұрын

I thought jack was good.

@zaisempai7267 3 жыл бұрын

I found jack playing the game hilarious xD especially on how he says the "Papers please" in a high strung vocals LOLOL

@mcwillmom Жыл бұрын

When Dan ludum comes up to you in line you have the option to give him the note the lady gave you and from there you can detain him

@HoneyBee-lv7hz 2 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite series from mark, this, fnaf, and a few others are like my comfort series and i don’t even know why

@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688 Жыл бұрын

I find it to be like this for me too! I think that it’s maybe cause they’re retro games so (at least to me) they bring comfort and nostalgia, plus, mark is mark c’mon-

@slightlychaotic8939 3 жыл бұрын

somewhere in the world Jacksepticeye is having a fit of rage after watching this

@johndemitrisollano1729 3 жыл бұрын

Yep ya got that right

@rahmat4848 3 жыл бұрын

@@johndemitrisollano1729 Got right what?

@Kikuchiyo7 3 жыл бұрын

@@rahmat4848 that

@jonathanchisholm3319 3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@jonathanchisholm3319 3 жыл бұрын

Also does Sean have ADHD Becuse it kind of seems like it.

@maddie2989 3 жыл бұрын

Mark unintentionally making things harder for himself is one of the most painful yet hilarious things to watch

@AK45W 3 жыл бұрын

For someone who played it on a later level, i would die from suffering if i did it Mark's way lmao

@bababagelbrain 3 жыл бұрын

Not a masochist. He said so.

@lamoexxc9130 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he is a masochist, aint he?

@WickedSk8rGrl 3 жыл бұрын

Its the way of the game grumps

@notchrisrivero 3 жыл бұрын

It should also just kinda be the motto of this channel

@linknotzelda Жыл бұрын

Mark: “do we really need food and heat” Me: *ah, sounds like every time I get paid” 😂😂😢

@smigglefartcheese Жыл бұрын

i realize that the story of mark explaining what he had to do to come to canada is something i will never have to experience because im already here

@kirakpop9715 3 жыл бұрын

Who’s gonna tell him he can keep the book open-

@EternalHowlYT 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll tell him MARK!!! YOU CAN KEEP THE BOOK OPEN!!! Ok done 😂lol

@rssfarmpush9578 3 жыл бұрын

no one tell him 🤫

@colesgoodner1355 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just sorry for him cause this is only part one...

@pricedisland 3 жыл бұрын

I'll tell him

@madarauchiha-lt3mz 3 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@doorsca 3 жыл бұрын

mark: “hello everybody my name is markiplier” my serotonin levels: 📈📈📈

@yyyuri3584 3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@colastrawstastesgood6714 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I agree

@bast4rdlyreaper 3 жыл бұрын

My estrogen levels are also rising.

@AspenBo 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@justarandomname1277 3 жыл бұрын

Ya lmao also mha noice 👌👌👌

@marek9741 7 ай бұрын

Halfway through the video you can see it click in Mark's head, what he has to do. Literally me when I played this game, memorizing all the cities and talking through all the checks for each person

@gleefarina8968 6 ай бұрын

Mark, you literally did this whole thing wrong. But we still love you

@menthols4625 3 жыл бұрын

Marks the first KZfaqr I watched play this game that decided "I NEED TO MEMORIZE EVERY CITY OF EVERY PASSPORT", instead of just coming to the obvious conclusion that he needs to keep the book open and ready to check cities of passports.

@eeza 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, with such a small work area, i think it wouldn't be far off to think that while playing the game, the game might not allow you to have it open except before opening your booth to the people. more so when he literally just opened the booth and played right ahead without exploring what the stuff around him are for and what those do. it's actually a very Markiplier thing to do, gave me a good laugh and kinda shows he really doesn't have time to browse others' playthroughs to at least get a hand on the game lol

@mrmolasses 3 жыл бұрын

Memorizing the cities makes checking it a lot faster and easier, though. Plus more desk space for the things you haven't memorized yet :P

@ThePoetryManiac96 3 жыл бұрын

I wrote notes and had sitting around my computer :-P

@macawweb2211 3 жыл бұрын

HE NEEDS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

@snazzyjovialwyrm3314 3 жыл бұрын

@@eeza The game lets you keep the book open and use it while the timer is going. In fact, it even expects you to do that since you can scan the book for discrepancies in passports and the sort.

@Gia1911Logous 3 жыл бұрын

Felix and Jack playing the game: Intense Screaming about Pride Mark playing this game: Depression

@emilym3219 3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@thecoolmanstation 3 жыл бұрын

Ethan playing the game: natural

@RequiemPoete 3 жыл бұрын

Mark's reaction level: Reality.

@TheRealTakuya 3 жыл бұрын

the walten files?

@mehdiderrazi6880 3 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolmanstation who's Ethan

@flippercake-vi5ne 2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier having a mental breakdown because he has absorbed to much information into his brain 10:37 .

@F1rstNameLastName Жыл бұрын

He's the first youtuber I've seen who doesn't really use the inspect mode, which is actually kinda cool to see

@Gabowsk 3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier has got 15+ citations. ON THE FIRST EPISODE This is going to be fun.

@finleyfaryel850 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed it will my friend.

@apoko3344 3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy

@zrjz340 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zrjz340 3 жыл бұрын

Can i write some fax?

@zrjz340 3 жыл бұрын

ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️

@yeah.07 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: Doesn't use the rulebook *He's doing something illegal.*

@juanfernando4686 3 жыл бұрын

@Moon Boy ❶ stfu

@sootymode3453 3 жыл бұрын

500th like

@tekashimaahshiha647 3 жыл бұрын

@Moon Boy ❶ you are lying

@Eh-cv5tt 3 жыл бұрын

Why do you need the rule book?

@jacyrium 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eh-cv5tt To ensure that you don’t wind up making mistakes and getting citations. For example: In order to figure out if the issuing city on the entrant’s document is correct or not, you take out the rule book and look at the map of the countries. Once you select a country, there’s a list of issuing cities after the page with the districts. If the issuing cities on the document don’t match up with the ones mentioned in the rule book, that’s when you interrogate the entrant. If they try to weasel their way in by saying that they don’t know what to say or try to argue that the inspector’s assumption is wrong, then you must deny them.

@pennygreenday4128 Жыл бұрын

10:09 I haven’t laughed so hard like this in a long time 😂

@bashirauwal5678 Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on..

@harold3165 Жыл бұрын

It's not even funny though

@boxoffun2148 2 жыл бұрын

13:01 Just imagine how much she was scared considering the fact that she actually had a problem with her papers....

@ragequazar 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: *doesn't check anything* Also Mark: WHY IS EVERYTHING GIVING ME CITATIONS

@user-ye3gi7cj3t 3 жыл бұрын

Just how my adhd ass would play this

@gabe416 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ye3gi7cj3t same

@TheOnlyJim 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: "W H Y A R E N ' T Y O U L O O K I N G A T M E ? ! ? !" Everyone on a second tab: ***SHOOK***

@furqanahmad8882 3 жыл бұрын

OML HAHAHA I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING TO ME

@IvanIsYda_ 3 жыл бұрын

I was literally writing while watching I fricking jumped

@girlwhat9 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@christophervanoster 2 жыл бұрын

I would expect a customs officer to have that information already on a sheet or screen. So the iPad cheat sheet isn’t really a cheat sheet

@kolekalber3156 Жыл бұрын

I love how the 1st day mark comments 'that's expensive' yet he has 40 bucks left opposed to jack's 5 lol

@underplayer7353 3 жыл бұрын

As someone with ADHD, I can understand why perfection on a bunch of papers is a literal nightmare

@PSVitaat2am 3 жыл бұрын

I understand how you feel.

@Whowndrs 3 жыл бұрын

same here man

@laurabid 3 жыл бұрын

yea i was cringing at the first 3 steps let alone the other 9

@dogethedoge25 3 жыл бұрын

same

@marionbaggins 3 жыл бұрын

Same here!!!

@dbrad4524 3 жыл бұрын

It’s weird hearing “Arstotzka” without Sean’s brilliant Russian accent

@gears3fan153 3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@Abdullah-is9sh 3 жыл бұрын

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!

@CH40S_1NC4RN3T 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@VictorythroughUnity59 3 жыл бұрын

GLOORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!! 😤 ... yeah, it's just not the same 😔

@fridgityfradge5034 3 жыл бұрын

It was a great Russian accent

@erinharris7724 2 жыл бұрын

I love when you realize he is wrong before he gets the violation.

@ProfOtaku39 2 жыл бұрын

Mark so wholesome to those couple. Im literally shakin and cryin rn

@chaosbug7 3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy! Markiplier's gonna be in for a bad time if he doesn't keep the rulebook out to check for discrepancies

@LeeAndersonMusic 3 жыл бұрын

He'll be forced to soon enough

@totallynotaferret 3 жыл бұрын

megalovania funny man?

@venanciocarrera5680 3 жыл бұрын

Yep megalovania funny man here

@raygonzalez423 3 жыл бұрын

He is gonna have a fun old time skipping over instructions this time isn't he

@Eh-cv5tt 3 жыл бұрын

Why? Checking for discrepancies is useless, as soon as you see a mistake, just deny. You only need it when the reason stamp comes into play.

@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын

Mark really attempted to memorize all the cities, without realizing that he could have the map open. You gotta admire the dedication to games.

@naiknaik8812 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha shut up

@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын

@Alfonso The Lie Weaver He sure is a gamer

@nathankoh7247 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha shut

@Eh-cv5tt 3 жыл бұрын

I used to know all the issuing cities from each country by heart from just playing the game for a while. Then I forgot.

@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedyoboiii603 He tried to memorize them tho.

@josueramirez7711 2 жыл бұрын

2:04 You said it wrong, it's "G L O R Y TO A R S T O T Z K A"

@Heeby Жыл бұрын

Even tho 2021 wasn't that long ago I still kinda miss looking forward to new episodes of this revisited series after school

@rhiannonvaughn5908 3 жыл бұрын

When Mark studies harder for a game than you do for your finals 🐸☕

@ryleemacdonald863 3 жыл бұрын

His rhyme for the countries killed me. I need to do that for my Bio EOC this coming Thursday XD

@kamurai1233 3 жыл бұрын

I. Got finals this week

@SmeagstheGremlin 3 жыл бұрын

@@kamurai1233 good luck

@justinchannel128 3 жыл бұрын

But he cries the same way I try to study for them

@ryleemacdonald863 3 жыл бұрын

@@kamurai1233 same XD

@TheKilohn 3 жыл бұрын

As a canadian, hearing mark go on and on about how he could go to canada with the anthem majestically playing in the background is amazing

@elenagerber614 3 жыл бұрын

dont forget the flying flag in the background 🇨🇦

@ephraimboateng5239 3 жыл бұрын

its marvelous really

@puncakesop2805 3 жыл бұрын

as a canadien myself too that was 10/10

@Kureiji_Kyodai 3 жыл бұрын

It actually completed me

@tessa4193 3 жыл бұрын

i feel proud now that mark is in my country HELP

@davidvid4626 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the smirk 17:54

@Shadethewolfy 2 жыл бұрын

fun fact: If you ever get a person that gives you that prostitute ticket thing, they're already vetted and good to go. You don't need to check any of their stuff. It's a massive time saver later on when they start adding more paperwork. Unless an update changed that.

@TheVillager69 3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier really just said "Fuck it" and did Papers, Please irl. God damn legend.

@bereichsleiter7478 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@prospectorgrenadelauncher4483 3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn hero

@yyyuri3584 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed he did.

@Iwoominati 3 жыл бұрын

Hey can I get some bread? I'll give you 2 emeralds

@anonymous_192 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@MoguBro 3 жыл бұрын

I love how mark doesn’t use the inspect he was given to make his job easier

@theindianagenda5819 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, its fucking annoying to watch!

@theindianagenda5819 3 жыл бұрын

@@MoguBro I like the overall video and watching Mark's reaction to a lot of the stuff,, its just those small moments where I see him not using the detector which somewhat gets to me. Though in parts 3 and 4 he seems to have corrected that. Also, very low blow about the whole thing of "If you don't like it just don't watch it". Maybe that applies to when someone says the video is shit, I was technically making constructive criticism because I like the video(I even liked it), I would just prefer if Mark checked discrepancies properly.

@MoguBro 3 жыл бұрын

@@theindianagenda5819 ok cool then word your comment better sounded like you were in here hating on mark

@theindianagenda5819 3 жыл бұрын

@@MoguBro I wasn't hating on him, I love him. Imagine me being in one of those short term fits of anger Marks gets in where he starts to yell, I was kinda like that but I'm chill.

@maskeddivisions 3 жыл бұрын

bruh "it's fucking annoying" is not constructive criticism LMAO

@jokerisinthememe5852 2 жыл бұрын

Bees when they see a giant hairless ape running away from their hive: “FOR KOLECHIA!”

@Dustin_Frost Жыл бұрын

My favorite was the passport that was drawn with crayon. I actually did that once for a covid test so I respect the amount of effort put into it.

@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: “Nudity, no thank you” Also Mark: *Plays Huniepop 2*

@Black_Jet5143 3 жыл бұрын

You do realize that he turned on the censored feature in that game

@mcqueendies 3 жыл бұрын

@@Black_Jet5143 you do realize that a lot of the censoring in those episodes is still Lixians censoring, not the games right?

@lizardman1853 3 жыл бұрын

@@Black_Jet5143 yea lixian hid lots of the porn

@rumbomaker 3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for episode 6

@Black_Jet5143 3 жыл бұрын

@@mcqueendies good boy lixian

@patriziamohr7202 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Mark not reading the tutorial but trying to memorise all the cities

@Thrawn526 3 жыл бұрын

Standard thing that he doesn't check or flat out ignores the tutorials.

@elementomega613 3 жыл бұрын

He did surprisingly well ngl

@bobothefool3037 2 жыл бұрын

So glad to see mark playing it! I bought the game and was so excited to play it since I'd heard such good things, but as an immigrant myself, it hit too close to home. I couldn't deny these pixel people entry to the country when they were begging for help. Hope I'll be able to watch the playthrough!

@CaspytheGOAT 2 жыл бұрын

This game is by far the most i have ever tried to understand games (mechanics of a game) It just seems so fun and interesting. It reminds me of grid puzzles and I absolutely LOVE grid puzzles. The process of elimination has always come easy to me, and the way they present the game and looking through the books and such, kinda triggers this good feeling in my head. Ill have to see if i can play it some time.

@Offensive_Username 3 жыл бұрын

"Nudity? No thank you" Be honest, that's: "I'd like to, but KZfaq won't let me."

@PSVitaat2am 3 жыл бұрын

So true so true.

@ualtnecnivkram 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe try yoga?

@steamyfool3631 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, this game's nudity is purely there for the sake of realism. It's not exactly... flattering.

@schyzofrene1708 3 жыл бұрын

Trust me it's not as exciting as you may expect

@adityag9199 3 жыл бұрын

Its far from explicit though, pewds left it on in his vids

@ImRafte 3 жыл бұрын

I'll come back later don't worry...

@PortableHB 3 жыл бұрын

Jorji, you're such a good sport 😂 keep on trying!

@ImRafte 3 жыл бұрын

@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez I will. Believe me I absolutely will...

@lostinthelookingglas 3 жыл бұрын

He was always my favorite

@robertgrays8790 3 жыл бұрын

Like Springtrap, you always come back

@TheGeneralOfNegotiations 3 жыл бұрын

The legends are true.

@blackwrath7997 2 ай бұрын

Every time I revisit this or Jack's playthroughs I am reminded exactly how much time in life that I know the cities in the back of my head

@jordanedwards6566 Жыл бұрын

That mid roll couldn’t be any better. When mark was reading about the cities and what not just under halfway through the video I got an ad saying something like “ planning on traveling this summer? Don’t be like thirds people. Travel safely with (insert random travel agency here)

@TheAverageArtist 3 жыл бұрын

So... we gonna tell him he could just keep the map open?

@nerdomatic2489 3 жыл бұрын

GET THIS TO MARK'S ATTENTION: TRY NOT TO LAUGH #3 HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN BY KZfaq EDIT: Sorry folks I realized my mistake. Just happened to look on r/Markiplier and didn't keep up with the updates. I sincerely apologize for overdramatizing this. Thank you for polite answers that explained this situation. Cheers EDIT 2: To clarify, I don't mean #3 was up again. I mean that I probably overdramatized the fact that Mark would've not been made aware of the takedown. However Mark still hasn't addressed it

@taylorcurtis3960 3 жыл бұрын

@Moon Boy ❶ go away

@teclinsoro4523 3 жыл бұрын

Nerdomatic248 he probably already knows

@AlyxDG 3 жыл бұрын

@@nerdomatic2489 Oh you’re right. Weird.

@sheldonjplanktonn 3 жыл бұрын

@@nerdomatic2489 - I wonder why that was?

@gavinmerkac1199 3 жыл бұрын

I love how mark can play a game series 4 years after everyone else played it and nobody cares.

@FeenieVonKarma 3 жыл бұрын

Who would care about a game 4 years old, big deal, that's really not old

@CottonKerndy2000 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares because it's not a big deal.

@Robopanda881 3 жыл бұрын

I remember watching the yogscast play this like 8 years ago

@Minohorse 3 жыл бұрын

I actually really wanted him to play this game.

@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 3 жыл бұрын

@Yes Ha go give a bird a hug.... one thats flying over the grand canyon

@zippedmouthgaming5637 Жыл бұрын

10:07 I've seen this series so many times that I actually have this song memorized and it helps me when I'm playing.

@ab17364 2 жыл бұрын

this is the perfect game to make sure that "attention to detail" line in your resume is accurate haha

@sprite7427 3 жыл бұрын

finally he did it after all these years

@thegoatedshrek 3 жыл бұрын

Coke is better

@renatocfrancisco 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoatedshrek Itubaina is better

@Montilyet 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoatedshrek nah Pepsi is better

@inactive.mp4 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoatedshrek Sprite is literally Coca Cola brand lemon lime soda. Sit down.

@allanarkbar5697 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoatedshrek meth is better

@gabbym8008 3 жыл бұрын

Mark is the reason why the quote "work smarter not harder" exists

@gamingunicorn6475 3 жыл бұрын

You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!

@usenagen894 3 жыл бұрын

Pffffffffffffffffffffffff

@eggtoast3763 2 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to point this out, MarkiMoo you're a great guy I'm so happy that you're trans positive. It's amazing to find an awesome creator so wholesome and sweet. I know they're just NPC's but goddamn it just shows how much of a sweet and caring person you are

@pixelfantasizer 4 ай бұрын

I'm crying at when he tried to make a song to memorise the countries and cities ToT

@Shadowdancer00 3 жыл бұрын

My man really just tried to memorize a fake map because his brain wasn't wrinkled enough to realize he could just keep the rule book with the map open

@tiborklein5349 3 жыл бұрын

smort

@nevan.3034 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: *using the Internet to “cheat” the system* The game: *it’s open note...*

@wjzav1971 3 жыл бұрын

I just wrote that shit down on a sheet to lie beside my computer. I even made drawings of the symbols and logos for later in the game when you need to check them too.

@SeriousBusinessman. 3 жыл бұрын

That just sounds harder than actually checking the in-game map tbh

@anonymouswind1 3 жыл бұрын

@@wjzav1971 I did the same cause I couldn't handle all the clutter on the desk in game lol Not every symbol and logo but most of them

@erikacroce6765 20 күн бұрын

I love how halfway through the video Mark turns into this like, serious, life or death, border office.

@Jenna-cy5wn Жыл бұрын

I have never been so stressed out watching someone play a game this is hilarious

@GeorgyKong 3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier: *trying to remember all the cities in all the countries* The Manual: *Am I a joke to you?*

@mariic2 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Markiplier pulled an Egoraptor!

@Suddhadeep 2 жыл бұрын

If you remember, you can avoid wasting time on flipping pages.

@Naqeebullah.sonn1 2 жыл бұрын

Tell me the comet

@MyTimelord11 2 жыл бұрын

if you play the game you actually come to memorize them and its actually really important because the faster you work the more money you get to feed your family

@GeorgyKong 2 жыл бұрын

@@MyTimelord11 I usually get like 12 passports done per day (in the first few days), however that slowly trickles down with each new rule.

@alantynes4055 3 жыл бұрын

From watching Jacksepticeye’s play through of this, you’re in for one hell of a ride pal.

@doublea8799 3 жыл бұрын

No offense but I kinda felt like Jack’s play was kinda boring

@danieljensen6154 3 жыл бұрын

@Equinox I think it’s one of my most memorable jack series lmao

@paleoartist6289 3 жыл бұрын

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!

@sebastianthegoat4265 3 жыл бұрын

DETAINED and little potato man were my favorite

@jayismyname1943 3 жыл бұрын

BUM BUM BUM BUM GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

@kxlsin 2 жыл бұрын

idfk know how but i was like "wait he's not quite 1.9 meters..." at 12:55, cause he was wearing the jacket. I can't believe that actually was a valid assumption. god i just feel so smart for realizing that. poor mark

@maybemo00 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my comfort videos out of many from mark.

@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688 Жыл бұрын

Same

@monsoonchi 3 жыл бұрын

Mark reciting the cities just like how med students would chant before their finals

@bethnelson8497 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly though

@kirayoshikage3271 3 жыл бұрын

Nice hands

@Manthab 3 жыл бұрын

Me tho

@ravenval5046 3 жыл бұрын

or pilot trainees learning acedemics

@marmooz 3 жыл бұрын

i laughed so hard when mark thought he had to memorise the countries and issuing cities and then pulled up a cheat sheet- who’s gonna tell him

@jorjicostava6520 3 жыл бұрын

Слава Арстотцке

@s.p.7313 3 жыл бұрын

It's potato man!!!! 🥔

@TehHolySpudBoi 3 жыл бұрын

@@jorjicostava6520 I'm a big fan :D

@declan5073 2 жыл бұрын

Trying to fit all the information in the manual into a memorisable song is peak ADHD and I love it

@maceleemasci9444 Жыл бұрын

"WHAT DID I DO WRONG" mess up the nations

@thetardyowlvg9155 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: I'm a married man Me: was very confused until I remembered there's an in-game wife

@eddyfedirchuk8061 3 жыл бұрын

Then what is Amy?

@dappboestan8697 3 жыл бұрын

@@eddyfedirchuk8061 a mysterious entity

@eddyfedirchuk8061 3 жыл бұрын

@@dappboestan8697 ah ok

@DecafInvidia 3 жыл бұрын

@@eddyfedirchuk8061 SCP 11325

@SSNOWW-hb8dl 3 жыл бұрын

@@DecafInvidia unus anus

@How-Do-I-Nezzy 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone watch this video and keep hearing Jack yelling "GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY" in the back of their heads?

@theffy1682 3 жыл бұрын

Yep lol

@johnjohnsiwacenajr818 3 жыл бұрын

YES so many memories man

@HMSShadow 3 жыл бұрын

Little potato man

@zahriahbartley8965 3 жыл бұрын

ME!!!

@akeksanderbalog9614 3 жыл бұрын

Yes...

@flores1196 Жыл бұрын

a year later and I still feel the same anxiety from when I first watched it and just kept looking at the bottom and waiting for him to get a ticket

@cazzukes 2 жыл бұрын

I hyperfixated on this game a few years ago and this playthrough is already driving me insane I literally have everything memorized still I'm screaming

@dokamilol6125 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone else: *Played "Papers, Please!" 5 years ago* Mark: Heyyy....

@silviaraquel4093 3 жыл бұрын

fashionably late, Mark style

@x-kat-xd6295 3 жыл бұрын

Glory Greatest will never get old

@slobodatom96 3 жыл бұрын

He waited until Felix tried it and Jack REplayed before it was worth his time and attention

@psycojosho 3 жыл бұрын

Hololive was playing it a few months back.

@x-kat-xd6295 3 жыл бұрын

@@Himeros24 Night in the wooooods!

@RDG03 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t lie, watching Mark ignore the inspection feature physically hurt

@sadkitty2082 3 жыл бұрын

Right

@nightmarefredbear7739 3 жыл бұрын

Reason Stamp: Allow me to introduce myself.

@leodecipher9223 3 жыл бұрын

Sir/ma’am/they wtf is ur pfp?

@thereebstir9572 3 жыл бұрын

Irk? I watched both Jack's playthroughs where he checked everything and it hurts to see Mark overlook the simplest things. I love the chaos he brings to the game tho!

@zachattackstudios4913 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, what exactly is your Profile Picture of? just a Tad Bit curious, that's all, totally don't wanna believe it is what I think it is :)