Accidental Amber Alert. Dwight Slade - Full Special

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@sewcrazy9433
@sewcrazy9433 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you new to conversations?" I'm going to borrow that one. This guy's golden.
@Tjomnij
@Tjomnij 4 жыл бұрын
It was Epic!
@siggyretburns7523
@siggyretburns7523 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was pretty good too
@menarussell
@menarussell Жыл бұрын
Yess. Me too.
@lillygardens1
@lillygardens1 3 жыл бұрын
😄😄 "Do we need potatoes? ...I'm asking you, do we need potatoes"?What a gem!! Laughed so hard. Dwight Slade rocks!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@meganluck4352
@meganluck4352 3 жыл бұрын
It is soo like that !
@Entolyfik
@Entolyfik 3 жыл бұрын
"is your best friend dating your sister or not?!....Who's got the rash?!?" ROLLING!!!!
@graceamerican3558
@graceamerican3558 2 жыл бұрын
… crying by that time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SarahInfiniTakagi
@SarahInfiniTakagi 4 жыл бұрын
"That the dog had a car alarm on it!" So many amazing metaphors!! Hilarious!!
@yaniquebeckford1699
@yaniquebeckford1699 4 жыл бұрын
“Red pickup truck! You been drinking” Lol 😆
@ms.bkaraokeb4307
@ms.bkaraokeb4307 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you love when you stumble upon a new funny one! This guy is hilarious. Thank you for this upload.
@lxn2850
@lxn2850 3 жыл бұрын
You are so right. I'm crying he's so funny 😂
@jessiccabatista6044
@jessiccabatista6044 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!
@ALLENCEE4
@ALLENCEE4 3 жыл бұрын
Also in tears 😂
@terrycole1165
@terrycole1165 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! He’s got great style.
@rioguttaful
@rioguttaful 2 жыл бұрын
hey babe do u like scary movies!! lol i lov comedy
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын
That "paralyzed in their own rage" bit always got me ROTFL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jaxmusicgal23
@Jaxmusicgal23 3 жыл бұрын
Yep...cuz we have all seen a stupid little dog do that!!😂🤣
@luthiervandros
@luthiervandros 3 жыл бұрын
That’s beggin’
@thebirms3968
@thebirms3968 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest, we usually try a comedian for about 5 minutes and then move on. But this guy had us laughing so hard it hurt! He's truly hilarious!
@davidlivergood9730
@davidlivergood9730 2 жыл бұрын
Tu ppp tth
@j.a.weishaupt1748
@j.a.weishaupt1748 9 ай бұрын
I too laughed a few times. Well I smiled. Maybe even three times.
@giannidcenzo
@giannidcenzo 9 ай бұрын
Yeah he's super funny
@jeanettaM194
@jeanettaM194 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I got hic cups. He was really good. 🤣🤣🤣
@WendyBWilde
@WendyBWilde 4 жыл бұрын
Jeanetta M Another thing that never happens in Romance Novels.
@tarajh
@tarajh 4 жыл бұрын
I get the hiccups when I laugh, too! The simultaneous enjoyment/annoyance is real.
@Sehara
@Sehara 3 жыл бұрын
My son used to get hiccups when he was a kid every single time when he laughed. Now his laugh is hillarious 😂😂😂😂
@AFishNamedBob
@AFishNamedBob 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't drink anything out of a hic's cup. Seems like it would be dirty.
@atlasshrugged7475
@atlasshrugged7475 Жыл бұрын
No hiccups but yeh laughed quite a lot. This guy is great. Wouldn't want to be married to him though😝
@SuperZytoon
@SuperZytoon 3 жыл бұрын
The gnat in the throat bit made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe.
@childoftheeternalking2041
@childoftheeternalking2041 3 жыл бұрын
The chiwawa gig was great🤣 Not sure of the spelling?
@faithfullyrandom
@faithfullyrandom 3 жыл бұрын
Same here!!!
@wichitawildman1651
@wichitawildman1651 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was working out and almost killed myself when he did that!
@geesegoose6174
@geesegoose6174 3 жыл бұрын
Like you got a gnat in your throat? 😂😂😂
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 ай бұрын
Neither could he!
@lynnwilliams8295
@lynnwilliams8295 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he takes normal every day things we all experience and turn into a hilarious story we can all relate to. Great comic
@makailahsarmiento200
@makailahsarmiento200 4 жыл бұрын
He nailed that dog bark. Someone should appreciate it. And I do
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын
Gosh I do too! That's my favorite part, I laughed SOOO HARDDD!!! Gotta replayed it bunch of times, LoLoLoL
@sophiekeeling2637
@sophiekeeling2637 3 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious! I can’t stop laughing!
@Jaxmusicgal23
@Jaxmusicgal23 3 жыл бұрын
I immediately burst out laughing cooking breakfast...and then sent link to the hubby. We all could use a laugh right now
@alizajohnny6422
@alizajohnny6422 3 жыл бұрын
My dog and I both laughing.
@yaniquebeckford1699
@yaniquebeckford1699 4 жыл бұрын
“His phone called him fat” Lol 😂
@D.R._Iris
@D.R._Iris 4 жыл бұрын
"If I'm gonna eavesdrop... I NEED CLOSURE!"
@thenolifer9190
@thenolifer9190 4 жыл бұрын
Jsksj eyes 1
@Wattster47
@Wattster47 4 жыл бұрын
too true! hahaha
@adamorris9203
@adamorris9203 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@Jaxmusicgal23
@Jaxmusicgal23 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it would've been even funnier if he had sad "If I'm being forced to evesdrop...I want closure!!"
@twila03cos8
@twila03cos8 4 жыл бұрын
Straight up chaotic energy😂
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think I liked the misanthropic part the best. He has edge. All the different voices are great, too.
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
First time I see a comedian getting everyone in the audience to uuh-uhh like a sea lion. 🤣
@charliep.8776
@charliep.8776 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not picking up my phone
@just_addd_water_to_your_ramen
@just_addd_water_to_your_ramen 3 жыл бұрын
I will
@AFishNamedBob
@AFishNamedBob 3 жыл бұрын
No. Imaginary religious stories can't call anyone. PLEASE open your eyes. Religion is the death of our civilization.
@just_addd_water_to_your_ramen
@just_addd_water_to_your_ramen 3 жыл бұрын
@@AFishNamedBob que?
@charliep.8776
@charliep.8776 3 жыл бұрын
@@AFishNamedBob omg calm down
@tomadams3528
@tomadams3528 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait till April 1st to propose. If she accepted and said yes ? Cool. If not ? April fools. Thanks to this dude.
@austinmaccarthy2095
@austinmaccarthy2095 4 жыл бұрын
Until she says "Yes", and then "April Fool's!"
@Jen-tt9yx
@Jen-tt9yx 4 жыл бұрын
LMBO 😂
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
@@austinmaccarthy2095 dayum! The fear in this one!
@richardhead2281
@richardhead2281 4 жыл бұрын
I like this guy. 80's comedy style will never die. 😉
@darlenerea5791
@darlenerea5791 2 жыл бұрын
My cheeks and belly are hurting! You are great!!
@chriskazaam896
@chriskazaam896 2 жыл бұрын
Just curious, is this the same Dwight H Slade, school buddy of Bill Hicks???!. He doesn't look 57 years old, assumign this is 2020. But he said he lived in Portland & Dwight H Slade did move back to Oregon in the late 70s. Guess the Fluoride-free Portland water does a body good.
@mindsigh4
@mindsigh4 2 жыл бұрын
@@chriskazaam896 he looks 40s
@elizabethk6658
@elizabethk6658 Жыл бұрын
I spewed my diet Dr. Pepper. You are the best!
@karlaferraro618
@karlaferraro618 3 жыл бұрын
I worked at an aquarium. His seal lion was spot on perfect. It does feel good.
@judysternwell5696
@judysternwell5696 4 жыл бұрын
GREAT MATERIAL DUDE, EXCELLANT DELIVERY... 😂😂😂
@senselocke
@senselocke 4 жыл бұрын
_"Ooh, did she offend a Sultan?"_ It was a this point I had to pause to go take a leak, and I was laughing so hard I wasn't sure I'd make it. The stream was all wavy.
@joymckenziewendt4013
@joymckenziewendt4013 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious from beginning to end.
@Demonblade777
@Demonblade777 4 жыл бұрын
Ok this guy is really funny ...if he doesn't get famous i'd be surprised ..
@captainunderpants200
@captainunderpants200 3 жыл бұрын
He's been doing stand-up comedy since he was 13 years old. Started out in Texas with his great friend and comedy legend Bill hicks. This isn't his first rodeo.
@marcdesousa7560
@marcdesousa7560 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainunderpants200 t
@annegeeraerts1669
@annegeeraerts1669 3 жыл бұрын
He's freaking hilarious! I'd love to see him really cut loose!
@shydreamguyman4098
@shydreamguyman4098 3 жыл бұрын
I liked Star Wars & The Terminator but i didn't expect them to become such a big deal .
@kevinclause4p55p5
@kevinclause4p55p5 3 жыл бұрын
I love how high energy his act was.
@bluepegasus5682
@bluepegasus5682 4 жыл бұрын
Needs closure follows people to their car, "Hey where you going? Who's got the rash?!" 😂😂
@bilindalaw-morley161
@bilindalaw-morley161 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the bungee birth.. There's very few people on Dry Bar that I don't like, but this guy is gold. Old style, but gold
@MrsGreen_Apple
@MrsGreen_Apple 4 жыл бұрын
I live in Las Vegas and i love the clean comedy that you provide here on DryBar.
@Jen-tt9yx
@Jen-tt9yx 4 жыл бұрын
If I'm going to ease drop, I need closure LMBO 😂.
@christinalw19
@christinalw19 2 жыл бұрын
“Eavesdrop”
@m53goldsmith
@m53goldsmith 4 жыл бұрын
People talking on hidden handsets, looking straight at you, you respond, then they look at you like *you* are the one with the problem -- go figure!
@MsLenepigen
@MsLenepigen 4 жыл бұрын
I used to work with people suffering from psychosis. After a while I couldn't do it anymore. Too much. At the time, whenever I would see/hear someone talking to themselves on the street I would flinch and pray - PRAY - that they had a mobile phone in their hand, having a real conversation with real person.
@m53goldsmith
@m53goldsmith 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsLenepigen That must have been so difficult... but at least for a time, you were part of the solution and that's more than most of us can say...
@hudsonj861
@hudsonj861 4 жыл бұрын
IKR THE the HUBRIS LMAO
@jacquelynn2051
@jacquelynn2051 4 жыл бұрын
I like this comedian BUT in 2020 you should assume that a stranger isn't out of the friggin' blue talking to you. He made a joke, you took it literal. I understand even over 5 years ago before hands free became popular. Complete strangers only talk to you on you tube:)
@barbarak2836
@barbarak2836 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelynn2051 Clearly, you are one of those people who thinks you and your cell phone are the center of the universe. Enjoy!
@CedricsMom
@CedricsMom 3 жыл бұрын
Another winner. There are so many great comedians on this channel.
@ennamorgan9673
@ennamorgan9673 4 жыл бұрын
EVERY joke landed...perfectly!! Absolutely hilarious, thank you.
@Verowatches
@Verowatches 4 жыл бұрын
There are some really funny people on Dry Bar, but I am CRYING from laughing so hard at this guy. I got chest pains, mascara running down my face and probably some angry neighbors from 38 minutes of non-stop laughing at midnight. HILARIOUS.
@Andy-hk2qo
@Andy-hk2qo 2 жыл бұрын
He rocks! Haha
@schmidty4938
@schmidty4938 Жыл бұрын
if you like Dwight Slade, Brian Regan would probably suit your humor as well
@cher4all
@cher4all 10 ай бұрын
I'm alone outside on my porch laughing so hard!! Sooo funny!😂😂😂
@rashaunakovacich1979
@rashaunakovacich1979 9 ай бұрын
Same
@michelletaylor4654
@michelletaylor4654 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best Drybar specials I have watched! So fun to not have someone just go on about their kids and/or wife for the entire time.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, or things from when they were children.
@lovelace8702
@lovelace8702 Жыл бұрын
Omgosh I agree!
@CBS70s
@CBS70s 8 ай бұрын
Yeah. The wife bits are really tired and old.
@spideydew20
@spideydew20 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you new to conversations?" Awesome stuff!
@9SmartSand6
@9SmartSand6 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't believe he got so many people in the audience to bark like a sea lion. I'm surprised he didn't follow that with a bit about it being a test, and going all evolution-sheriff on the crowd.
@vickeyefremidis9234
@vickeyefremidis9234 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t believe he made me bark like a sea lion ... Hi Stephen 👋🏻
@ellievranesevic
@ellievranesevic 4 жыл бұрын
Im literally CRYING from the group sea lion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MsACButterfly
@MsACButterfly 3 жыл бұрын
Seldomly seeing a quite good looking man who's also extremely hilarious! 👍👏😍🤣
@mov1ngforward
@mov1ngforward 2 жыл бұрын
I felt it too 🥰
@accidentalmusic2749
@accidentalmusic2749 3 жыл бұрын
This man is absolutely hilarious he's the best Drybar comic I've watched do we need potatoes
@iskeipizm
@iskeipizm 2 жыл бұрын
watch matt falk
@bradg5823
@bradg5823 2 жыл бұрын
There are many great comics on dry-bar.
@accidentalmusic2749
@accidentalmusic2749 2 жыл бұрын
I love comedy 🤣
@mindsigh4
@mindsigh4 2 жыл бұрын
reminds mea bit of Brian Regan, but i like him
@Bay-BGhost
@Bay-BGhost 4 жыл бұрын
When did I turn into a high school art teacher LOL
@jamiev7165
@jamiev7165 5 ай бұрын
I'm dealing with severe depression and anxiety right now, and this guy managed to make me laugh. Thank you Dry Bar for posting this. ❤
@Alcatraz18ify
@Alcatraz18ify 3 жыл бұрын
"Explain that to people 30 yards away"😂😂 im crying
@michaelardon6851
@michaelardon6851 4 жыл бұрын
Red, pickup, truck! Lol Hilarious!!
@LeenaStark
@LeenaStark 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is HYSTERICAL --- I watched him twice, back-to-back!!! 😂😂😂🙋
@j.a.weishaupt1748
@j.a.weishaupt1748 9 ай бұрын
He’s just shouting half the time. Don’t see what’s so funny about that.
@541raymond
@541raymond 4 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing. And forwarded this to all my sons
@sameaston9587
@sameaston9587 4 жыл бұрын
Did you call them in the morning to let them know you forward this vid?
@StrongnBeautiful
@StrongnBeautiful 4 жыл бұрын
How many sons do you have? 😊
@541raymond
@541raymond 3 жыл бұрын
@@sameaston9587 hahaha - so true, such a perfect way to complete the joke.
@541raymond
@541raymond 3 жыл бұрын
@@StrongnBeautiful - i have three sons, but one is beside himself with grief, and the other thinks his brother is a half-wit..... sooooo (3 + 1) - 1/2 ...... so three-and-a-half sons. wait, wait wait.... one of them is always twice the fun as usual, soooo the updated count iis 4.5 sons. yep, yep, yep 4.5 sons.
@jeffreym68
@jeffreym68 4 жыл бұрын
"Marshall of Evolution!" I'm getting myself a badge immediately.
@tinajackson6673
@tinajackson6673 4 жыл бұрын
Raising the level of accountability!
@9SmartSand6
@9SmartSand6 4 жыл бұрын
He's not the first comedian to tell jokes about 'thinning the herd'. but his take on it is quite funny. Watching the Kardashians? That's definitely a double-tap for everybody on the couch.
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah. That was hilarious. I also learned that praline is pronounced "pray-leen" and not "prah-line".
@lisalorenzo7451
@lisalorenzo7451 4 жыл бұрын
The crab try me brother right now
@skylar4602
@skylar4602 4 жыл бұрын
Almost drowned in my lemonade because I laughed while taking a sip
@KorbinX
@KorbinX 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I clicked on this, I needed a laugh today ^-^-^-^-^-^
@debiterry1940
@debiterry1940 4 жыл бұрын
Best comedian I have heard in years. He is so funny. I actually lol.😆😆😆😂😆😆
@emilyanderson994
@emilyanderson994 4 жыл бұрын
you did not just say that.
@leighhunterjumperz3038
@leighhunterjumperz3038 4 жыл бұрын
Mee TOO--I love the hilarity without the dirtiness & cursing..
@SadBoiSteve-_-
@SadBoiSteve-_- 4 жыл бұрын
Listen to Brian regan I walked on the moon stand up
@lisarussell8874
@lisarussell8874 3 жыл бұрын
When did i become a high school art teacher... fabulous
@PoliticalWonderland
@PoliticalWonderland 3 жыл бұрын
Why don’t you move to a less condescending address LOL
@theresataylor6402
@theresataylor6402 3 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite. 😂
@RootcityMusic
@RootcityMusic 4 жыл бұрын
dang I love this channel, thanks for uploading these full sets =)!
@Sams_Uncle
@Sams_Uncle 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant brilliant brilliant, haven’t heard such jokes for a while.
@QuestionYourWorld
@QuestionYourWorld 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of a person being scared of a small bug that crawled under the stove for 2 years gave me such a hearty laugh. This guy is great.
@bryanalilvguitars
@bryanalilvguitars 3 жыл бұрын
Cant believe how many people he got to do the sea lion noise lmao
@bryanalilvguitars
@bryanalilvguitars 3 жыл бұрын
Gettin some Brian Regan vibes from him
@zamdaveaquino7868
@zamdaveaquino7868 4 жыл бұрын
This guy made my noodles come out of my nose
@annegeeraerts1669
@annegeeraerts1669 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
@sewcrazy9433
@sewcrazy9433 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent.
@icreatedanaccountforthis1852
@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 4 жыл бұрын
Were they thick or thin noodles?
@zamdaveaquino7868
@zamdaveaquino7868 4 жыл бұрын
@@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 the thicc seafood ones
@icreatedanaccountforthis1852
@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 4 жыл бұрын
@@zamdaveaquino7868 I would pay good money to see that. Especially if they were soba noodles. Soba is so good.
@Dachdogoriginal
@Dachdogoriginal 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best moments in my life was when my condescending older sister came to the drive-thru where I worked as a young person and order her lunch and asked for it "to go". This is something people stupidly say more often than you realize. But I could never could say anything. But glory she said it, and she didn't know I was working!!! So I finally got to reply. "YA THINK?? DUH, I thought for sure you were going to come inside to eat it when it was ready!!" The best moment. 🤦‍♀️
@jeffreyfalag1978
@jeffreyfalag1978 4 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@cubswin6779
@cubswin6779 4 жыл бұрын
What would've been more epic is if you thought it was your sister, but turns out it wasn't :)
@Dachdogoriginal
@Dachdogoriginal 4 жыл бұрын
@@cubswin6779 haha, but at that place there is a window that we can look out at the cars. And I'm not THAT impulsive. Then I would get FIRED!!!. HAHA
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
I did that the other day at a take-out Pizza Hut. 😣 I felt incredibly stupid, but fortunately, the cashier found it funny. She probably thought I was being sarcastic. 🥴
@Dachdogoriginal
@Dachdogoriginal 4 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 you're not alone. And now with coronavirus and everyone having to get their food to go, im.sure they will say it more and more. Haha. It's kinda fun.
@AngelicRamen
@AngelicRamen 4 жыл бұрын
"Bluetooth for my shoes" I was very much expecting that to go into a Shoetooth joke.
@Yootoob62
@Yootoob62 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting "Don't Step On My Bluetooth Shoes"....
@mombeaubob
@mombeaubob 4 жыл бұрын
I have thought these same things about ear bud conversations, living in a seemingly schizophrenic society.
@leen8430
@leen8430 9 ай бұрын
It's one of these days spent watching hours of comedy, I'm drained, slightly bored, ready for bed... and now for the first time in weeks I'm laughing tears. Brilliant!
@OmarValenzuela1975
@OmarValenzuela1975 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious 😆😂🤣 !!! One of my new favorites! 👍🏼🙏🏼😊
@BTsMusicChannel
@BTsMusicChannel 4 жыл бұрын
'Who has the rash?'
@operationeight-ld5kd
@operationeight-ld5kd 3 жыл бұрын
His voice and mannerisms remind me of Jim Carrey a lot. I really like this guy, hope to see him on this channel again.
@user-or1ye3iz6d
@user-or1ye3iz6d 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he reminds me of Kramer from Seinfeld (but with shorter hair). Lol
@dawn8542
@dawn8542 2 жыл бұрын
I'm SURE that is what he's going for.
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 4 жыл бұрын
What no burst of laughter with "...7½ hours... Greatful Dead air,port" ? tsk. •
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын
Only few gets it there I guess...that was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@KManwarren
@KManwarren 3 жыл бұрын
I could watch this man all day!!! update: I almost spit my coffee into my laptop when he told the person to "get in the car and drive south"... be warned...careful with your electronics and beverages around this guy! LOL
@ncgunrunner2588
@ncgunrunner2588 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Slade... Much respect! You are one of the funniest comedians ever! Usually i watch dry bar while im at work or doing things around the house.. Not this time! I had my wife and my son and a neighbor friend of mine all sitting in my living room laughing so loud i had to raise the volume 2 times just so i could hear over the laughter! We all wish you the best of luck with your comedian endeavors! Hopefully you will make it to Charlotte NC some time in the future, if so i can guarantee you will be performing at a sold out venue! Best of luck! DJC from Western North Carolina!
@Jaxmusicgal23
@Jaxmusicgal23 3 жыл бұрын
We are in Northern NC...we hope he heads this way too!! Loved this!!!
@patriotpaladinprime7192
@patriotpaladinprime7192 4 жыл бұрын
This dry bar comics are the best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@autumnlilienthal3962
@autumnlilienthal3962 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Amazing Comedian! I was crying from laughter! 🤣😂
@rtlgurl
@rtlgurl 3 жыл бұрын
This guy had me laughing OUT LOUD at work!!! I know they are watching the cameras like "what is she laughing so hard about? There's no one in the store!"
@thesquigglespin
@thesquigglespin 4 жыл бұрын
That was great, very relatable. Laughed myself into a coughing fit. Keep it up.
@adelejonker6110
@adelejonker6110 3 жыл бұрын
Just made my night so funny! Couldnt help but notifice that you watch the kardshians, gun sound, “sorry but we have to start somewhere!” LMAO
@bobbycratchet3958
@bobbycratchet3958 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the chihuahua is nearly impossible to remember how to spell, has a permanent look of surprise on its face and can't handle the kickback from its own bark. Ever see a chihuahua hurt itself by barking and then get mad at itself for hurting itself? I lost it and about died. Seriously could not breathe or stop laughing. Just more proof it really does belong as a purse. EDIT: IN a purse.
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
"...can't handle the kickback from its own bark." Wow, that's so true now that I think about it. The recoil from when they bark does move their entire body. The mental picture is funny! 😆
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
@Baba Ganush I've met plenty of Chihuahuas that gave me the impression that they could eventually die from cardiovascular failure. Eyes bugged-out and all stiff-legged, they violently shook and barked until they lost their voices. Truly a pathetic scene. I've also met some incredibly sweet Chihuahuas that didn't act like they were demon-possessed, but on the contrary, behaved angelically. These dogs were extremely gentle, loving and well-mannered, as if they were another breed locked in Chihuahua bodies and they knew it. 😁
@felisd
@felisd 4 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 The gentle, loving chihuahuas are likely better socialized than the demon-possessed-like ones. Those barky, shivery, bugged out eye chihuahuas are anxious little balls of nerves because their owners didn't train or socialize the dog properly and probably over-coddled them.
@siggyretburns7523
@siggyretburns7523 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna say this, and I hope nobody sees this as being cold. But this is why dogs have litters. More offspring means a greater survival rate for that species. But even then, they face more diseases and disorders than humans do. Natures way of balancing things out.
@sophiekeeling2637
@sophiekeeling2637 3 жыл бұрын
Baba Ganush oh no! That’s terrible!
@ventisale1
@ventisale1 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at this guy. What a great comedian. Thanks for posting this.
@TykeMison_
@TykeMison_ 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if Spongebob was a human from Las Vegas
@ravencassidy1979
@ravencassidy1979 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@cmclem1959
@cmclem1959 4 жыл бұрын
The one about the bug in the throat is hilarious, it reminded me of way back when I was going to Middle school, it was really windy and a bug flew in my hair and I was chasing him around my head because my hair was really curly and I'm walking and trying to pull the bug out of my hair and it's moving. Can you picture someone in their house looking out of the window seeing this?
@PhillyGirl2233
@PhillyGirl2233 4 жыл бұрын
Made the mistake of trying to eat while watching Dwight. I laughed until tears pored out. Fantastic!
@doctorlolchicken7478
@doctorlolchicken7478 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the funniest Dry Bars I’ve seen.
@charlenegriffis5900
@charlenegriffis5900 3 жыл бұрын
I love Dwight! He is way too funny 😅
@j.bernard752
@j.bernard752 3 жыл бұрын
This guy had me rolling! One of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.
@kblewis3331
@kblewis3331 4 жыл бұрын
OMGosh! this guy if not the best DBC comedian I've seen, then pretty dang close! I as busting out laughing the whole way through his routine!!!
@TheTOBroShow
@TheTOBroShow 4 жыл бұрын
8:19 Forensic Files Joke got me rollin
@DebiM75
@DebiM75 4 жыл бұрын
Don't eat or drink while watching this, or you may choke like me lolol
@michellericker8608
@michellericker8608 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost choked. I couldn't breathe. 😅😂🤣
@ShawnHaning
@ShawnHaning 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding! This was an awesome find. Would love to see this guy with his own nature show. Or at least more stand up sets
@kaze217
@kaze217 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣 My apartment neighbors are probably wondering what the heck I was laughing about so hard.... Seriously, my belly still hurts. Glad I watched this video, I needed that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ashpete21
@ashpete21 4 жыл бұрын
The crab bit killed me! :)
@southgeorgiacousin
@southgeorgiacousin 4 жыл бұрын
I Loved the Species Confusion!!! 😂😂
@ericb5194
@ericb5194 4 жыл бұрын
Good. Doesn't insult or degrade his family. Good imagination. And dressed well.
@susanb5177
@susanb5177 4 жыл бұрын
When you were imitating the guy walking off the elevator to avoid seal man, you sounded like Mr.Rodgers.
@TheSourKraut
@TheSourKraut 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, just brilliant. Just what I needed after getting devastating news from my doctor just a couple of hours earlier. I thought I'd NEVER EVER laugh again. Thanks for proving me wrong!
@leighhunterjumperz3038
@leighhunterjumperz3038 4 жыл бұрын
Me too--I have severe Crohn's Disease & was told through hospital counseling to constantly watch comedy because it IS proven that laughter IS the best medicine... And it REALLY keeps me more healthy & less panicked...
@TheSourKraut
@TheSourKraut 4 жыл бұрын
@@leighhunterjumperz3038 good luck. Your attitude will go a long way too. I'm VERY familiar with chrons and lived with someone who has it for 31 years. Been through hell and back, (incl. Iliostomy in the 90s) and now she is stronger than EVER before and takes care of ME. Sometimes what seems like THE worst news at the time, turns out to me THE best decision ever. You hang in there, keep laughing and remember: its ALWAYS OK to get a third opinion before making a big decision. Laughing has kept me sane for many years. Once you can laugh at your own mortality, YOU win.
@TheSourKraut
@TheSourKraut 4 жыл бұрын
@@leighhunterjumperz3038 PS, I have a feeling you might find this funny, too. Look up a channel called Zeducation. (Tyler Zed) and see if that makes you laugh. It's like DryBar with more bite.
@nathaliekohlman3252
@nathaliekohlman3252 2 жыл бұрын
Impersonations! Hysterical! Genius material.
@Mrbimdrummer
@Mrbimdrummer 4 жыл бұрын
Good friend of the comic genius Bill Hicks and he has a similar sense of humour. Love him.
@AntonSlavik
@AntonSlavik 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was imagining that!
@kenlieck7756
@kenlieck7756 4 жыл бұрын
@@AntonSlavik They were actually a double act as kids!
@silverhoneycat
@silverhoneycat 4 жыл бұрын
HOLY SMOKES-- I CAN'T BREATHE! ...I'll let myself go.
@ravencassidy1979
@ravencassidy1979 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard almost peed myself
@Dominion-1
@Dominion-1 4 жыл бұрын
*What the "Thomas Haden Church" is going on heeeere.*
@AnasCorner
@AnasCorner 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao@ “the reckoning”
@tanialfinch5295
@tanialfinch5295 2 жыл бұрын
He was hysterical LOL could not stop laughing!!
@PierreBurnaugh
@PierreBurnaugh 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder how many wanted to pull his shirt collar from under his jacket, like straightening a picture on the wall.
@tarajh
@tarajh 4 жыл бұрын
Comrade! 👋🏼
@samanthareasor9326
@samanthareasor9326 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always been told to keep them in. If he has them out then he would look like he was from 70’s or italian
@PierreBurnaugh
@PierreBurnaugh 3 жыл бұрын
@@samanthareasor9326, I know what you mean, but talking about the top of the shirt collar, not the tips. His jacket is completely mashing it down.
@dtschuor459
@dtschuor459 3 жыл бұрын
Well, NOW I do...
@mgm2008
@mgm2008 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!! Should be renamed, "dealing with stupid people"! 😆🤣😂🤣("I want that to go") No duh!! You're at a drive-thru!!! 😵
@mangafq8
@mangafq8 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but notice you were watching the Kardashians 😂😂😂😂 my sides hurt
@meredithortiz743
@meredithortiz743 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched about 50 different comedians in the last 2 months & they all were great, but this guy had me rolling so hard, i couldn't breathe! Feels good to laugh like that.😁
@amywhigham4790
@amywhigham4790 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! 🤣😂😅 Laughing and crying so hard! 😁😆😅 Lol! Hilarious! Love it!🥰😆😅🤣💖
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