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Defund the police is working as planned. The good cops quit, and the politicians can replace them with loyalists. Now they are above the law and can use public resources for their own purposes. Tiffany Henyard is the model for all of them.

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The Roomba section made me cry-laugh ngl

If you were in a country with a healthcare system it would cost $0.00.

When I was in 5th grade my dad taped over the song “soft and wet” on my MC Hammer tape because my parents thought it was inappropriate. I tried to tell him you can’t tape over an original tape hoping he didn’t know the trick with the scotch tape but unfortunately he knew how to do it. He recorded over the song with the Bette milder song “you are the wind beneath my wings” off the radio…Lame as hell

I remember the story of an African-American woman who had twins - a boy and a girl. She named the girl Urina and the boy Urinal because she had seen the name on the side of a box and thought the names sounded African -- until someone pointed out to her what a urinal is and she quickly changed her mind - not sure what she renamed them.

The big cello is a double bass😭 Why does everyone refer to double basses as big cellos?

Oh man! I was waiting for the X-ray machine to put him in his place! Very funny!! We need more of this stuff!

My give-a-damn broke at 28 😂

The best "old man" voices ever!

...racist with a touch of misogyny... otherwise he is someone who thinks -he-funny-but-he-isn't granddad...

Short jokes and much laughter. PERFECT. 🎉❤😂😂😂

This couldn’t be more true😂

If you listen to a woman who disvorced 3x...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I thougt she was kris jenner

This man is so funny!

Very true

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We normally do those reckless driving on information high way. Then it comes to important matters we stick to our points.

SUCKS

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Hellou, i am husband of my wife and i confirm this statement

I agree

I seem to find these funny people after they die. Rest in Peace Geechy 9/7/2023. 🙏

Drop that bitchy attitude would go a long way, just saying.

Forgot one thing millennials and gen z Don't even know how to tell time.Go ahead, put a clock in front of their faces.See what happens.Their eyes start to cross the ears start to smoke.It's funny you should try it sometime

This is by far my Favorite Matt Falk’s video 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You Sir 🫡🫡🫡 I’m going to save up to watch his show live!

Maybe her delivery but this made me laugh.

But seriously. Do you?

It's true...I love quiet women n cant stand talking women

Wow, good stuff!!!

What's wrong with magic the gathering?

This is bananas 🍌!

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Can you drink at at a dry bar l love your alls wise humor they always throwed me out of wet bars ty you for your wisdom 👍

So you're saying I don't need a man?!

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LOVE this guy!

Men reallly need tongo their own way, stay away from women. Women don't need us, its better for everyone.

I love this comedian. She's the new spokesperson for men.👍

Id die laughing if someone responded like that.

That's why I can't be around women, I can't handle all the talking.

I had all the toys he named as a little girl lol

I had a women (that would never want me to identify her) tell me the other day that’s she’s a “windbag”.

In Germany we had chocolate cigarettes with paper wrapping and the size and looks of exactly like the real cigarettes, except there was sweet choclate inside.

Died

I cant ,sorry,