Still best game trailer ever.

get me photos on Spider-Man if you want to live! and while your at it get me some coffee! what are you waiting for chinese new year!?

This game has Sulu, Cave Johnson and a bit of David Hasselhoff, what more could you want?

When people ask about my position on illegal immigration, I have two words for you. Combustible lemons. No walls, no turrets, no army of mantis men, just lemons. Combustible lemons. It's time for people to learn that this freedom doesn't come for free. Vote for me. For Science.

With how effective Attack Dogs are in Red Alert 3 against some of the greatest soldiers, having them patrol the border would be the far most secure the border could ever be.

Its especially funny since hes actually a japanese robot.

I'd watch a Red Alert movie if it were written and directed by the same guys. Hell, I'd buy it MUCH sooner than I would a Red Alert GAME...unless they brought back Westwood and Klepacki to work on it.

I would vote for him. At least you know he's being honest and not sugar-coating things, and will do what he says he'll do. Which can't be said of any other presidential candidate, ever.

If I had to choose between Trump and Ackerman... guess what. Yeah, attack dogs all the way.

I love how the dolphin has a gun on it in that picture.

Go home Cave Johnson,you're drunk.

When he said "I've got two words" I was expecting "Combustible Lemons"

#ACKERMAN2016

This video does not get enough attention. President Ackerman doesn't get enough attention.

Ackerman = The Chuck Norris of Red Alert 3. I would die to serve this man!

No, wait... COMBUSTABLE attack dogs! Even better!

Europe countries could solve all their immigration problem if they had leaders like this

"Vote for me, If you want to live". He had my vote. O.O

0:18 It's time people learn that this freedom doesn't come for Free!!

Epic image, dolphin with a laser beam! He's got my vote!

Its funny how this was clearly meant as satire in 08 but today its pretty much the policy that many would support without giving it a second thought.

Here's the perfect politician. :D

will Mexico pay for the attack dogs too ?

@flamingvipir Only in the Japanese version. Which is non canon, from canon the allies won (like every time, because otherwise the whole series would be over) and thus he was in fact not an android.

His voice sounds a lot like the voice you hear in the speakers of Portal 2 and he kind of looks like Penny's dad from "The Big Bang Theory".

AOC: "Mr. president, I think we should open the borders and embrace multiculturalism." Ackerman: ".......Pack your things." AOC: "But..." Ackerman: "YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Did you know 42 people voted for him IRL.

Jonah Jameson: you serious?

Well i got a question how exactly did a language come in to existance? i mean its not like people were making random noises and came up with something? im confused as we have many languages and no idea how any got started or why? and if prehistoric humans didnt make a language then wouldnt there be just one?

PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED!

This probably is the sort of thing Cave would think of if he were president.

Are you rushing or are you dragging?

what's his view on DRM?

Dr. Evil had Lazor sharks, but Red Aler 3 paradox have raygun sharks :D

What party is the dolphin?

Is that one of Dr Evil's laser dolphins?

The beginning of Starship Troopers is here! Vote Ackerman!!

Sounds like Donald Trump, EA predicted the future!

Smithers release the robotic richard simmons

He says what were all thinking

He's got my vote! Seriously, I'd sooner vote for this guy than Obama again. Dear GOD was that a big mistake on my part.

haha the dolphin at the end :P

Prince Kassad: 😱 Did you say attack dogs?! 😱

Totally sounds like something JJJ or Nolan would do.

YES, I WANNA LIVE !!!!

He's always so blunt! Is he the same in every role he plays?

Can I borrow this good man for a few days? I bet he could turn the Netherlands back to it´s former glory:D

@Balthic Somebody's in for a shock when Ackerman shorts out. :P

What is worse than a attack dog, Armoured attack dogs, those mutts are so armoured that they can have all the time in the world to reach you

Still a better idea than a wall.

This aged well

Cave Johnson, we're done here!

I'm voting Ackerman, because I want to live. :D

two words "Spider, man"

Freeze him with cryocopters and drop a proton collider

This has aged remarkably well. 😎

i think that the best defense is always a good attack.

Noticed the dolphin had like...a gun...or something on its head O.o

imo, That's announcing a new unit.

Levi Ackermann

@Balthic This is why out country should be run by writers.

CAVE JOHNSON HERE!

"vote for me if you want to live" LOL

APPLE PIE

lol That's gonna be my strategy.

Literally cave Johnson

this is quite be awsome summary

@elpenaroll you realize this is fake right?

“Screw’em all” Bro wth is that phrase

@bamlamnam We would just be half-replicating home. Life would still be nicer here...

HE has mY VOTE!!

ya know, that might work.

I Voted for Ackerman

Only KZfaq would have advertising on top of advertising. Lame.

@PerryWhyte That's what his V.P. says.

"Freedom doesn't come for free" LOL!

I likes him! I hope add the sonic dolphins to the 2nd amendment

Gigabased

no walls, no permits, just dogs. ATTACK DOGS lolololol =D

That's true... But Evil wanted sharks with laser beams.. Not dolphins.. because he believes every creature should enjoy a hot meal. :O

ALSO think about what they're doing to our economy o.O

I'm voting ackerman cause you never send a border patrol guard to do an attack dogs job!

EA: Time to write a totally satirical American President who is very clearly satirical because of how heartless and openly fascistic he is! GOP, 2015: Y'know what? These are good ideas. I like these ideas.

i vote for you

That's a bit extreme. *votes for Ackerman*

Maybe the solutions we were looking for were just back in 2008

Well... we can be racist or not, but we all got to agree you got a point there ;)

Freedom doesn't come for free, kekeke.

Freedom is a luxury, not a right. Too much freedom would be deadly for us, and Ackerman had a bit of a point on that.

well he has my vote...

Well if he was lying what could he possibly actually mean. Speculate on this please it must be humerous.

How about take the Chronophere back to 1993 and stop NAFTA before it took the Mexican farmers out of business and forced them to go north?

man do we need some attack dog in 2024, this just seem like perfect candidate in 2024 lol sad but true

FOR SCIENCE

lool "attack dogs!"

America, fuck yeah !

@higuma75 Oh hey, a troll! I haven't seen one of you guys in ages.

ok heres and example... how many civilians live in mexico? now how many soldiers do mexico have? and how any of those soldiers are willing to kill they're own families if the people revolt? things aren't harder then you make it.. you only need a handfull of people to crash a goverment.. but thats harder.. but with most of the people on your side its no problem, i read book's about war against the system, guerrila warfare and so on everyday.. so i would know

wait sorry i just read the spammed down below and found it was actually simmilar so yea... boy this is embarresing

careful, he's going to burn your houses down, WITH LEMONS !!!! ( new WMD ) We're done here