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Everywhere in Nostramo, 10 000 Years ago: "Hi guys, it's ya boi Kurze today we're doing an unboxing on this here jaywalker."

DK forgets Curze canonically livestreamed his "justice" to the entire population. So he has experience

“Don’t mansplain murder to me” - the master of murder

Something tells me Ferrus Manus won't be ahead in this list

How did NO ONE say the Khan would be the ULTIMATE speed run streamer.

You accuse Alpharius of view-botting while he's playing geoguessr and the next spot is directly outside your house and he guesses it immediately.

"I punched out one of his hearts, why does no one remember that!" Magnus the Red.

We all know Alpharius Omegon are both top tier and low tier, somehow.

Dorn would have 8 hour borderline silent streams where he designs the most beautiful buildings and machines

Khan streams racing games in the downtime while he's waiting for the parts to be delivered after his bike blows up again.

Roboute would be the number one charity streamer, but Vulkan would be his guest that brings the $$.

54:54 "Hello boy*, today we are going to be playing Factorio." *He only has one regular watcher, and that's Sigismund.

Woah there Shy, are you forgetting the time that Guiliman got vented into the vacuum of space and proceeded to run around for hours, without a helmet, punching Word Bearers to death? That alone is worth a C tier on the murder scale

A suggestion for Kirioth's vehicle of choice for Konrad Curze: 2 passenger jets

It is actually amazing how DK manages to forget almost everything he's learned

Sanguinius is the the epitome of Mordin’s phrase “had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong” from Mass Effect

Alpharius would absolutely stream Murder mystery games where he can gaslight everyone

Vulkan would be like if Bob Ross were a V-Tuber but worked his forge rather than painting.

Wow No Shy, Khan killed and send Deamon Primarch Mortarion to the warp, during the siege on Terra(with no magic sword or sheild).

I feel that there needs to be "Don't Mansplain Murder To Me" merch

Robute Guilliman is a Razorback. Firepower and more importantly, part of the logistics of getting Marines where they need to be.

Fulgrim S+ tier whirlpool streamer

Peter also told Nurgle to F off. Unironic GigaChad moment

I'm here for some Perturabo glazing. Iron within

Shy out here forgetting that the Khan not only Killed Mortarion, but did it after proving he could handle pain better than him.

I like that Shy was essentially an Ork murder-critic. I think Russ would, as a streamer, launch into stories about something that chat said or something in-game.

Finally a list on which primarcs are on top or the bottom

Honestly, a tracked, fully-mechanized form of self-propelled trebuchet is so on-par for 40k I an genuinely surprised it hasn’t already been made a thing for guard/chaos armies.

Shy out here forgetting that Khan killed demon Mortarion

"E is for Eldar Child Burning," my SIDES hurt after that

Lion deserves to be in A rank for Shy's Murder Ranking, for no other reason than because he DID in fact nuke Ultramar, he just did it behind Sanguinius and Guilliman's backs. It's the whole reason why he got kicked out of the Imperium Secundus.

For the record, the Khan did have a primarch kill. He killed daemon Mortarion during the siege. He almost died from it, but he got better. And Mortarion got better too, since he’s a daemon. But the Khan still cut his head off and he blew up, so it counts

47:40 "He can turn into the Liger Zero, which is a wolf" And DK says he's putting on an act of stupid

DK with the amazing. "It was all an act, I'm Actually not that stupid." Convincing absolutely no one. Lets Go!

"Step Brick! Help me, im stuck in the Wall!"

I cant believe they picked VEIBEI as their example of "demon vtuber" like of all the demon vtubers they picked the one in a sexy schoolgirl outfit

note: There ARE Transformers that turn into Lions. To me, that's the obvious choice for Lion El' Johnson.

1:26:33 I want to offer a counterpoint to this. Guilliman is absolutely the type of guy who would spend a month meticulously researching other streamers to see what things appeal to their audiences, perform rigorous SEO and timeslot analysis to get maximum eyes on him, and keep a finger firmly on the pulse of the trends and how to exploit them, so that he'd have maximum viewer engagement for minimum effort and inexplicable success for folks who don't pay as much attention. And then he'd sell a book on how to make it big as a streamer.

Bricky was right to be pissed about DK thinking that Alpharius was the Primarch of the 2nd Legion

Conrad Kurze the one whom I am most conflicted. I play Nightlords, I love him. But he shouldn’t be at the top, but I want him to be

A correction for Kirioth: Those inflatable tanks weren't decoys for German bombers, but recon planes. To prevent the Germans from figuring out what D-Day's target was, an entire fictional army (including those inflatables, fake radio traffic, and General George Patton) was set up at the ideal location for a staging area for an invasion force intending to cross the narrowest part of the English Channel, directly across from the French town of Calais. It worked, with Hitler ordering substantial redeployments that left several units unable to oppose the landings.

Let’s be real- fulgrim as a tank more or less means an ice cream truck with a T-shirt cannon that fires belessa sponsorship gear

Shy: "killed his own sister, relatable".

10:50 Lion 20:00 Fulgrim 27:25 Perturabo 34:50 Khan 41:35 Russ 50:30 Dorn 59:36 Curze 1:08:00 Sanguinius 1:13:33 Ferrus 1:17:40 Angron 1:24:25 Guilliman 1:29:00 Mortarian 1:33:25 Magnus 1:39:30 Horus 1:46:29 Lorgar 1:54:36 Vulkan 1:59:39 Corax 2:03:50 Alpharius

DK describing Perty as a streamer is literally just LTG

Streamer/Vtuber/KZfaqr Primarch ideas: -Lion: Climbs the ladders on every fighting game, can't go pro cuz the shit he says keeps scaring off sponsors -Fulgrim: Literally just Mel, but somehow more problematic. -Perturabo: Crafting streams and city-builders, can't stop arguing with his chat, and not in the fun way. -Khan: IRL biking strams. Has a really successful series of car and motorcycle care videos. -Russ: a weird mix of mukbangs, creative writing, and his amateur wrestling matches. Avater is just Blaidd with an axe. -Dorn: city-builders as well, and is constantly stealing viewers from Perturabo. Also does gunpla streams, but only ever does straight builds. -Curze: Banned on all platforms -Sanguinius: Likes Just Chatting. His avater is definitely not Alucard from Castlevania. His female fans keep trying to get him to make an OF page. -Manus: single-handedly revives the old Man At Arms channel. -Angron: Literally just LowTierGod. -Guilliman: No facecam, no model, no overlay. Does a weekly powerpoint about infrastructure and defense economics. Still somehow does numbers. -Mortarion: eats three day bans like they're candy. Somehow has a large NSFW fanbase, but only the really weird tags. -Magnus: TeiflingMelissa but male. Posts a lot on social media about Wicca and crystals. -Horus: Really populer variety streamer. Fell off hard after he started having some *very* bad takes and kept doubling down. -Lorgar: keeps getting invited to collabs despite having some very problematic takes. Friends and fans keeps saying 'you just don't get him' until that one twitlonger drops. -Vulkan: Runs a wholesome Minecraft Creative server. Moonlights in male ASMR. -Corax: posts a bunch of travel pics of where he's been while using a raven plushie as a stand-in. Also the one who released that that one twitlonger about Lorgar. -Alpha/Omega: Twin avatars, but they keep switching whose playing who. Cannot stick to a schedule to save their lives.

I feel like Corax as a Vtuber would stream halo and exclusively kill people by punching them from behind and would be surprisingly good at it. One day inexplicably his model would become super eldritch and he’d spend every stream tracking down whatever lorgar is playing and ruining his day. Anytime Lorgar isn’t online he’d just start doxxing him.

Sanguinius would obviously be a close air support gunship, like the AC130. You know, the Angel of Death.(lol) It packs a mean punch and is protective in nature, as well as being loved by soldiers as their "Savior." It just fits.

Oh come on! With Perturabo, we cant forget "Ive got you, brother! No harm shall befall you, or your magnificent hair!"

Next detective ridiculous episode: killdozer

Don't you dare talk shit about Battleship. It is my favorite movie, and it's solely because of an Iowa class Battleship going full broadside on aliens. Yes, the movie is mid, yes, the premise is dumb, but an Iowa class Battleship dropping anchor and drifting into full broadside and blasting the f*ck out of aliens is both extremely 40K sounding now that i'm typing this, and _badass as _*_F*CK._* Insult my boy again. _I f*cking dare you, upon the grace of the God Emperor's true name, _*_I f*cking dare you._*

Bricky's opinion on Horus does such a disservice to his arc throughout the heresy. Horus LITERALLY SAW THE GRIM DARK FUTURE, saw that all of his work would be in vain, and saw the Emperor's Indifference and hypocrisy AT ITS ZENITH, when the Primarchs were scattered by the chaos gods. He saw the inherent selfishness of the Emperor's actions, and why at every point the Emperor was so vain and untrusting. Every practical reason to turn against the Emperor was presented to Horus, and yet Bricky blames it all on the dagger? Seriously, WTF. If it turns out that Bricky hasn't read any of the Heresy novels, even the genuinely credible/good ones, I would honestly not be surprised at this point.

I would say Guilliman should get a boost to his murder score just from The Betrayal at Calth when he got blasted into space from an explosion and was so unfathomably furious he was barehanded pulping Word Bearers without a helmet in pure void for hours before he made it back into breathable atmosphere.

I know AdRic is all about entertainment before facts, but I’m getting reaaaally tired of them (and a lot of other 40k fans, mind you) peddling this “All it took for Horus to fall was being stabbed by a stupid poisoned knife” narrative, because that’s an idiotic simplification of what happened. That would be like saying Anakin betrayed the Jedi because he wasn’t getting enough sleep. What actually caused Horus to turn wasn’t the stabbing in and of itself, but rather the visions he saw during his coma, courtesy of Erebus, which in turn wouldn’t have influenced him this much if he didn’t already have nagging doubts about his father’s intentions. Horus still was badly underwritten for being the eponymous engineer of the Heresy, but let’s not make it any worse by lying, okay? Since I mentioned Star Wars before, if you want an actual stupid case of “Virtuous warrior gets stabbed by evil knife and is now evil because of the evil poison,” look no further than Ulic Qel-Droma, an ancient Jedi knight who was captured by some stupid frat siblings who thought the dark side was cool and was stabbed with a special knife that immediately made him evil. One of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, even including the sequel movies.

All I can think of with Fulgrim as a Vtuber is his version of Bao's clip when she is "Down Bad for Blaidd". I think a collab between those two would be both awesome and exceptionally cursed

DK shoud do a Detectiv ridiculous on the killdozer

I just like that the Raven Guard and (for the most part) their successors are actually *functional*

Konrad would genuinely be an S teir streamer. He has experience in the field as he streamed his entire murder spree, but thats not what we’re going to talk about. He has experience with population sociology. And much like Charles Manson, people dont like him for his personality, but for his ability to control. And trust me, as one of the people who has friends who fall in love with killers, and myself being into the archetype, konrad would be on my second monitor all night long. Hes got stories, hes got experience in true crime, and hed be a killer during colabs, manipulating the conversation FOR THE WORSE. Every conversation with him would turn gory and about some weird topic, maybe even getting into conspiracy and alien territory.

When Bricky said "he's graduated from the walls" i was expecting to hear: "i'm in your ceiling"

As a lifelong Perturabo stan, PLEASE read Angel Exterminatus for the book club. You get lots of fantastic Perturabo bits in addition to lots of Fulgrim, plus their legions interacting. Great book, and features lots of my favorite boy.

Vulkan would defiantly be a Churchill Crocodile

Thanks Shy for your overtime since monday to deliver this gem to us

DK lets his dislike of religion blind him. As stated by Shy, he turned human against it's self with words. He has personality and talking power. You don't start 2 massive cults with out being able to entertain the populations.

I think giving Fulgrim S-tier for murder of primarchs is kinda generous, cos only one of those actually died, which only leaves one Ferus, while Leman Russ (supposedly) killed two primarchs. Also, Khan would be great at speedruns.

What I got from the vtuber part on Giliiman, Bricky is actually Gilliman.

I could hear the lazer pig Reee when the T-34 was mentioned.

Does anyone remember the time gilly made a joke at his situation

I think the only way Perturabo could handle streaming is if he did minecraft build with comments turned off.

The Lion would transform into just a sword, like Megatron in comics did into a pistol.

Id love a tier list episode on the space marine chapters too

Horus is a case of "Tell don't show" Everyone is always going on about how charismatic he is, but he barely displays it.

Purturabo is now furious that Dorn is next to him.

If Dorn was a transformer, he'd be Metroplex: the Autobot that turns into a city 😂

Fulgrim didnt kill Perturabo, he drained him to attempt to become a demon primarch but had his plans ruined by some random iron hands and 1 ravenguard. Perturabo gets restored and then kills fulgrim, who turns into a demon anyways. Perturabo doesnt turn into a demon before the siege of terra. This is all in Angel Exterminatus.

Magnus’ chat being like Bricky’s makes sense. Magnus lost an eye and it opened up all that real estate for more forehead.

The Khan injustice for the murder tierlist is real but understandable cause Shys a Ork fan he easily should be S tier. To quote " But by then, the Khan himself was almost invisible, hidden behind a curtain of severed flesh and thrown blood, a primordial force burning through the xenos tanks, inviolable and darkly magnificent. For the first time that entire campaign, the greenskins tried to run, to scramble away from the hungering devil that raced to devour them....." the Khan cuts down a large swath of an army as well as a warboss by himself and they never even landed a blow on him. He murdered them and walked back to his sons covered in gore like it was another tuesday.

Bobby G got ejected into space without a helmet and went on a killing spree against the word bearers

I feel Like Lorgar would be an ASMR streamer

I think the Priamrch's fate is less about where they land, and more about who took them in. Like, if Angron landed on the same planet, but instead of the slave master, he landed with the Nobles who lived an opulent and decadent life, he would be a very different man XD

Konrad Kurze Vehicle: A police van. Constructed entirely from bone, flesh, sinew and lifeless, milky eyeballs. With the detainment compartment filled with mutilated corpses. Leaking blood out of its fleshy back doors as it drives around. With a horn that's just a tremendous death scream.

Listening to Bricky about Mortarion,Horus, and especially Jaghatai Khan makes me wonder how many of the Horus Heresy novels he has actually read. Cause The Buried Dagger made me like Mortarion, multiple HH and Siege books made Horus interesting especially Horus Rising, and all of the white scars books actually put Jaghatai from off my radar to like tied for favorite Primarch but I dont want to paint white.

The Khan honestly is a S tier Primarch due to his characterization from his books and the SOT. He banished Mortarion and was able to prove his point, he had to endure the loss of his closest friends, ponder the nature of the War and if the Emperor is even the right choice, and was an underrated bringer of Morale to the Loyalists.

Shy!?!? How could you forget the Khans mutual kill with Mortarion?

I had a terrible day at work today and I knew listening to this would most definitely turn my day around. Thanks very much Shy and guys! I love Adric so much.

Not giving kurze a batmobile covered in knives is criminal

I feel like the fact that bricky and dk haven’t read a lot of heresy books affects their judgements a fair amount. Like if bricky had read scars, path of heaven, buried dagger and Warhawk he’d place khan and mortarion a lot higher. Not that deep though, still enjoyed the episode

Did they all really forget that Horus murdered Sanguinius!? Yeah, Big E was his most important victim, but they were JUST talking about Big S!

The emperors light has arrived

"Liger Zero is a mecha wolf." DK ARE YOU SERIOUS?? I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED IN ALL MY DAYS. For shame, good sir, for shame.

Kahn would be an underrated speed runner streamer.

It's already been mentioned that Khan actually does have a primarch kill since he killed daemon Mortarion and banished him on Terra, and it should also be noted that Mortarion killed Guilliman with the Godblight in the Dark Imperium trilogy before Big E resurrected him

At this point they need to do another video like this, but for the actual Legions

For those who don't know, in the movie Battleship, those things that the alien ship fires at the Iowa, are the pegs from the board game.

the Horus of Horus Rising and the End of the Death I II III is a profoundly more interesting character than Sanginius has ever been in any book.

Bro, two long podcasts this week! Amazing work from AR and PH!!!

This is legitimately my first adeptus ridiculous podcast. I'm already a fan. Kudos.

Dorn would exclusively stream dwarf fortress, change my mind

If you don’t put perturabo in S tier you will be hearing from a bomb in your mail

To the Battleship movie, I love watching that movie as a case of a bunch of crashed astoroid miners that can't catch a break. "COMMANDER THEY'RE SIGNALING THE FLEET!" "H'THOG, THEY'RE TRYING TO BLOW-UP THE DESTRESS BECON!"