That second part would get CPS called on literally anyone else.

so unfortunately at this point the "gotta poo" one has been removed, but the "Limp Bizkit" one is still there 5 months later.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

@@doomyboi I hope that actor got paid double for having to listen to Limp Bizkit.

LOL! I love that the missing eye and fingers aren't the "distressing" parts. Whomever wrote that blurb is 100% correct.

...and failed.

@@bergonath8851 thankfully

"All I really wanted was to make another Fanatic and we just couldn't get there but the studio needed a movie so..." - Todd Phillips 2019

"I used to think my life was a tragedy but I realized I can't talk to long, I gotta poo"

Twopunch Gaming Joker was like Stan and this movie was Slim. Joker was the aspiree and The Fanatic was the aspired.

This one of the funniest comments Ive ever read

Clap

Words to live by

You're laughing, I gotta poo and you're laughing

@@Southlakesown Does art imitate life or do I have to poo?

No no no don't do my boi Tommy like that

"You tearing me apart Murray!" XD

Hi everybody I am Tommy Wiseau and I'm the creator of The Room and let me introduce you to the new Joker. AAAAAAAAAAAAH

That would actually be good though

@Conner Leonard CRINGE

Benjamin Toulouse Yes

Origami Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

THE WORLD WILL LEARN TO FEAR US.

did you borrow one of the top comments pal?

@@RowBlanka did I? Ah, I see it Now, I didn't see that other comment when I wrote this

Didn't you make the same joke on the Killer Bean episode? 🤔

You have a fan in the comments

@@subscribetopizzatheonlyrea7322 Well, I watched this video then clicked on the Killer Bean vid on my recommended and noticed he used the same joke so, uh, yeah.

@@harakiriartist GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU STALKER!

That's awesome...I like the narrator friend of his, Lilly ( I think) " Moose didn't just cross the line, he fucking nuked it." Moose looking at the dead housekeeper: " That's a nosebleed...that's bad." Hunter and his son listening to music: " You like a little Bizcut? Awesome". Moose practicing for his job: "Poppycock! Poppycock!" I haven't even seen this movie but it's a plethora of snarky material. 😄

"Its the same thing!"

joker is such shit compared to this masterpiece

And then everyone started clapping

Who was that dude even talking about? Lmao

I saw Hunter Dunbar commiting tax fraud last year, and when I pulled my BigWheel tricycle over and asked him why, he said "Hey my name is Devon Sawa and I was in hit films such as Final Destination and Fanatic, and have worked alongside legendary actor John Travolta, hit breakout star from films such as Grease and Face/Off!"

@@seanpazdera6407 never heard of copy pasta I guess? Sucks to be dumb huh

@@Bubblemation Hunter Dunbar isn't even a real guy

SIMPLE JACK!

So it was not just in my "head movies."

Simple John

@@neal2399 or Just John

@@neal2399 from the man who brought you Rollin, comes 'Simple John'

And what jews did to ocean?

@@funguy398 fear, pure fear

@@funguy398 industrial revolution

@@funguy398 might wanna check your spelling lol

@@funguy398 Jaws did to the ocean what psycho did for the shower what Sharknado did for tornados what Jon Travolta did for Jon Travolta

only as a trick question. Then you can know to disown them if it's a yes

Limp👏. Biscuit 👏.

Jordan Newitt excuse me sir it's Bizkit.

@@Peanut_Buster90 thanks man :) was joking about how it's like he's asking his son if he likes the act not the band. Double entendre and shit, you know?

My sons will only be listening to Limpe Bisquitte

he’s gonna peak when he stops making “music” all together.

@@brendan5260 popular thing bad

@aaronsdavis its just a song from years ago called 'stan'. Using a sample from another popular song , might i add, it's not like he composed it entirely.

@@brendan5260 ayyy

@aaronsdavis a "Stan" is an obsessive creepy fan, much like John Travolta

"I found a plot hole! NURSE!"

WOMAN! BLACK GUY! GET IN HERE!

Love a good oney plays reference.

To be fair in the movie the guy yells after him "you're wearing it wrong" and he replies back "I KNOW!"

VFXNinja I SEE AN IRREGULARITY!

I am shitting

@@ncrtrooper3841 I made the mistake of poo'ing before i got here, now i have to stay.. Worth it.

Save it for me please

@@IEatPooPooForFun open up bub

Dylan McMahon I’m pooping right now

Okay, but, _to be fair,_ *relatable.*

@@Kiss_My_Aspergers how the hell do you bold and italicize words on youtube

@Fugo Pannacota bold = asterisk (*) on either side. Italic = underscore (_) on either side. Other punctuation marks will interrupt the effect, so always put periods, commas, or quotation marks *inside* the icons.

@@Kiss_My_Aspergers I actually didn’t know this! Test: *Bold* _italics_

@@Kiss_My_AspergersOMG, that’s the first time I have found out how to do _italics_ and *bolds* . Also, autism rep!

MoistMessenger Gimp Trizkit

@@galleryofrogues There needs to be a band with that name.

The SECOND greatest line in cinematic history, you're forgetting about "I can't talk too long, I gotta poo."

Casper Christiansen are...you being serious?

@@nuclearglory0363 Of course. It should also be fronted by Weird Al Yankovic.

Shhh there's no such thing as forensics.

Just because he was arrested doesn't mean he'll be convicted, remember. The gardener never saw Moose, only Dora ever did. He only vaguely knows there was a man creeping around the estate, not anything about his appearance or personality. It makes more sense to assume it was the fault of your employer who regularly flies off the handle and drinks alcohol with his meds like a dumbass. Forensics will figure it out and the celebrity will probably still end up charged with manslaughter if Moose dies from his injuries, or some other thing for using excessive force in his self-defense (and failing to call the police) if Moose lives. (I feel like the end of the movie hinted that he died, but I couldn't tell if he was wearing the wings or if his friend was and that was supposed to be her saving him after the worst night of his life...?) Anyway, just because they don't show it happening, doesn't mean that's not what happened. Y'know? Eh. I guess it doesn't matter either way, given how batshit this movie was.

Fckn idiot, everyone knows mentally disabled people don't have DNA

KissMyAspergers It’s said she took him to the hospital so most likely he survived

Odds are he’s not in the police system

same

same

Im between feeling slightly bad for him and laughing my ass off

@Hbot I like ur profile picture, also same

Gotta watch out for his instant kill punch move though

Kek'd

there was an attempt

It's not funny it's bloody hilarious

Literally me looking at all those “social commentator” channels. We get it, you made an hour long video on someone to compensate for a lack of personality. And the audience clap like seals at feeding time.

Alex oh god

arghhh

Key word 'had'

CAB CAB sad....Scientology is a fucking cult

What if John Travolta is his own Autistic son?

oh my god hahahah that would have been gold

I will pay good money for that

Uhm, excuse me it's CHRISTINE Weston Chandler you sexist. 😒 . . . . . . sarcasm

yes Travolta is fully CHAN-neling his inner chris

I'd kill to see that

I thought it was fake evil laughing all the way up until the coughing lool

This is truly Kubrick's deepest and most philosophical work yet

But the Hunter becomes the hunted! Sort of.

On baby

Plot twist Travolta is gonna beat Joaquin Phoenix at the oscars

What a letdown

Maybe he wont!! Keep your hopes up!!

I think Oscar is going to be generous this year and Travolta will be bringing home that Oscar gold

The Travolter.

Imagine if he gets an Oscar over Joker

*mind-fucking

Parasite was good too

Wow. That’s interesting. Wether or not you’re lying or not doesn’t matter because that is so believeabke

​​@@Sm0k3turt yes. This is true, Travolta confirmed this on an interview for the Roger ebert site.

I think that he didn't get along well with his son Jet (now departed, and who was autistic). I think there is a grab-bag of mannerisms which he's projecting from what he knew of his son. Also, I think Travolta is really bad at method acting, which sets fire to this metaphorical dumpster. To use a Simpsonism, your story is perfectly cromulent.

JakeTakesTheCakes just what the hell was the movie trying to say: that fans can be dangerous or that celebrities are assholes? Both characters are examples of it

@Elvick true, I learnt that female inmigrants can die and no one will care and the killer will walk free (?????) she was the most damaged and she was an extra I hope she got good money lol

@@Malum09 So it's a movie with two incredibly unlikable characters that you can't possibly sympathize with? Wow...not sure if that's better honestly.

@@JakeTakesTheCakes At least when _The Prestige_ did the same thing there was an attempt to give a reason for why everyone acted like dicks.

You think you smart

That or "Hey, let's shoot a scene where one of the character is listening to one of my songs and he's saying how much he loves my band."

Why Adum didn't make that joke is beyond me lol

Fucking nailed it.

Bruh

@@narcoticundertow he didn't make that joke cos RLM already made it.

Travolta went absolutely wild in this film and it’s a blast to see.

You’re young, wait till you grow older and you will probably dislike it

@@YoyoF37 nah I'm 20 and this is funny as fuck

@@YoyoF37 i'm 27, i would go as far as calling travolta's perfromance as "bold". the man is trying HARD. cringed through the whole thing it was amazing

@@YoyoF37 I'm 99 and I loved it.

Its like that scene with Monty and Winston from 13 Reasons Why.

It's extremely sad crusing really but I guess no where to go but up

i blame the marketing

This comment is far too depressing. It's actually eerily similar to Trovolta with Battlefield Earth. Hard working people getting over-shadowed and their hard work ruined.

50 theaters is not a wide release 600 theaters is a wide release.

@@balleet210 meh hard working for a bad movie for a cult so I dont really feel sorry

"I am inevitable". "And I Am A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"

So true.

Never go full regal

Never go full John Travolta.

@@Venislovas just about to comment this. Well done my friend.

Rosie O'Donnell's Pee Wee Herman impression was especially hilarious 😅

Nick Cage isn't an actor. He just stumbled around on sets that he found randomly.

That’s the joke.jpeg

This is the Dark Souls of comments

Funny because they both were in Face/Off.

As another person on the spectrum myself, Travolta's performance makes Simple Jack look like Rain Man.

Wait is Travolta's character literally supposed to be autistic? Wow, just wow...

@@MatthewC33199 Yeah, he shows the typical "symptoms"

@@VictoriatheWolfGirl the holywood ones

As someone on the spectrum, I just want to shave of that hair

*drayoims

Spoken in the exact accent of the bartender from _The Town With No Name._

Thank you for putting it Into words.

Or AlanTutorials

THIS HEAD MOVIE MAKES MA EYES RAIN

The Zigzagman Can’t talk too long Murray I gotta poo.

YMS probably earned more from Ad revenue than the movie they're reviewing

@@kashinimeyo right, because a youtube video with less than a million views will get you $4k

@@doomerbloomer6160 adum’s patreon makes more per month than this movie did on opening day

Or the alternative moral: Aim for the danger zone

You obviously haven't used my phone. It does that kind of thing all the time.

@@thursoberwick1948 I mean I'm just saying that isn't standard phone behavior.

He, he, he, he.

Ooooohhhhh fuuuuuuuck... Probleh.

Oh fuck off

@@Manamanamana36 aww what's thexmatter sweetie

BrokamaGay no, not since joker as there been a portrayal of mental illness by a mainstream actor so well

It's like 13 Reasons Why levels of bad lmao

Rosie’s character x moose

Unintentionally?

psycho mantis?

I laugh

Stunningly utter shit.

That ninja?

I wouldn't be surprised if Life is Strange 3 was about a gay furry internet reviewer who coincidentally is named Adum.

Caio Soares is Adam gay and a furry? I wouldn’t be to surprised

IKR?!

I mean, even if the dude says nothing they are gonna test the blood and find that it doesn't match the body or himself.

yeah - at least try to place the blame on the worker, who didn't find the body for SEVERAL DAYS. i mean, that's a big thing that is very sus. especially since the worker said 'i concentrate on my work' you do lawn work. there is a BODY in the lawn. it is obviously visible. i mean, some juries could convict on that only (mind you, not a good jury)

Deca Suffrage I thought, earlier in the film, the gardener said he was gonna be gone for the weekend? Which is why he didn’t find the body.

That moves WAY past self-defense. When you reach the point where you are stabbing out the intruders eyes and kicking them down a flight of stairs as they actively try to escape you and (we didn’t see it here, but it happens) you also start shooting next to the intruder’s head for no purpose other than to terrify them while they’re down, you have passed the limits of self-defense. Shooting his fingers off and punching him though, that was fine and perfectly justified.

it's a fucking weird depressing mess! what an absolute masterpiece!

i don't understand what you mean, elaborate. i know this is 7 months old but it wouldn't hurt to ask

Olsson 2025 I think they’re expressing the feeling that people get when they see something cruel and wrong. Like if you see people laughing while burning a puppy with cigarettes, or the “invisible ink prank” video from daddy of 5 where two grown ass adults are screaming at a child crying on the floor, or the countless videos of police violence from the recent George Floyd protests. I remember this feeling from reading the book “a child called ‘it’” in middle school, the book is an autobiography about being an abused child, and when I read the more graphic scenes I remember wanting to cry, puke, and scream, everything your body wants to do when something is seriously wrong. They feel this way about how to movie treats autism and mental issues, and how moose as a character is written and treated. BUT having some levity like people joking in the less serious/ fictional situations can make it easier to digest the situations. Still not good but “almost bearable”. Hope I helped.

@@letsbehonest6322 that's a fair answer but with me being autistic I just feel love for the character because see myself in him. Not to that extent but still

I just thought it was hilarious lmao

I disagree with the dropping the stalker being on the spectrum. If it was REALLY good. They'd know how to do it respectively, while also being the kind of movie that tells ppl "he's a killer due to outside reason, not due to him being autistic."

@@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 fair, but it’d require a really good writer

Just coming back to ask if you've played _Parasocial._

I mean, why not?

i know im gonna use it for personal purposes

Medieval Genie drink every time Travolta comits a crime!

As an autistic person this film makes me uncomfortable. Once in a while i see how others see me in a portrayal like this and its crushing

Well there ppl that’s are on different level then u . Not all are functional. Get mad if show that or made they make u look like a genius. Lol

Scientology and drugs?

Midlife crises? 🤷🏽‍♀️

His agent is probably sick of making male prostitutes sign NDAs so is purposefully tanking his career?

My guess is after hairspray and getting involved in Scientology nobody took him seriously anymore but he wanted to be in serious movies and these kinda ones were the only ones available to him

He’s too busy hiding all his boyfriends from his wife to care about how he makes money.

Stay clean… of body thetans!

Like as if Jeremy Renner was a real person. Could you imagine.

@@GippyHappy LLMAOOO EXACTLY

That's fucking gold right there

I agree with your agreement

"Critics" is too generic to agree or disagree with

Critics shouldn’t exist in general, which is why I only watch these vids for the funny commentary, and not the review videos YMS is known for.

MKManiac why

Phil Swift Because art is about what makes you feel, and not everyone is effected by the same things, therefore art is subjective. Sure one can evaluate different types of art by scrutinizing it on a technical level, camera work, grammar, etc. But that doesn’t change the message or the feelings/effects it has on a person. Adum often criticizes plot holes and technical issues such as sound and cinematography. That can mean a movie is not technically well made, but it doesn’t mean the movie is bad, as long as it conveyed some sort of emotion(s) to at least one viewer out there, then it is art. So, that’s why I don’t like critics. Sure their technical points may be valid but that doesn’t mean the movie is bad yet it will turn away those who may like it because they’ll end up taking those critics own word for it when it is nothing more than an opinion. No person should be allowed to say a movie isn’t art when there is clearly someone out there that is effected by it. TL;DR A film can be poorly made but that doesn’t make the film bad, someone will like it. Edit: Forgot to add, Adum is a person with an opinion, but they’re not some expert on what movie is good or bad, no one is, not Stuckman, RLM, RtMM, IHE, or anyone.

RedLetterMedia review was better.

@@ThreadBomb RLM always does it better.

Kanggaxx no

All the critics listed, and all in general, suck.

Chris suck(s off)man sucks (off men)

Mike Valenzuela cats?

Although they spelled Torrance wrong, they still get points for naming the fictional street he apparently lives on after the hotel from the book.

@@DistractedGlobeGuy Gonna have to deduct that point again, they misspelt Robert Paulson as well (as "Pulson", really? No-one else noticed that apparently)

You do know it is a spectrum. Every movie that has a autistic person has to show off the highly functioning almost normal ones. This seems like a semi accurate portrayal of the deep end of the spectrum. It is not a gift like a lot of Hollywood would like to pretend. It is a curse. Don't kid yourself.

Daniel McIntosh do you have any idea how much of a patronising dickhead you just sounded like

Yeah, and it can be seen in this comment section. What, do they also not believe in vaccines as well?

hehe, assburgers

@@danielfisher7016 so it's a curse to be born a certain way? That's like saying being black is a curse or being a woman is a curse.

I would like to second this.

You mean Ben Stiller, right? This was his inspiration for the new _Simple Jack_ prequel.

Coincidence? I think *NOT!*

Right he’s great

Daughters?

@@luazul_ kzfaq.info/get/bejne/orqjks6J1LbbooE.html

@Elvick woosh

@Elvick I'm sorry to have offended you. And I'm sorry for making a horrible regurgitated joke. Forgive me.

Where did Elvick come across as offended? Please don't be one of those obnoxious people who goes "oh you're just offended" at ever rebuttal to a stupid joke or comment.

The people that made this might have been deluded enough to think they made a good movie, but I really doubt they thought they'd get a sniff at the Oscars.

@@peeppeeppeep3631 you seem like a very obnoxious person.

Can you pinpoint the exact moment your hope died?

@@CorsairPrince god it's hard to pinpoint, but I think it was when I heard of the concept of the movie, like probably when I saw the trailer lol

@@darthkai8242 yup, being autistic means you're a not only a breathing meme but that you also possess the ability to tap into the 4th dimension at any time, allowing you to manipulate space-time to suit your hyper focused needs, can confirm

TacticalLettuce didn't Travolta have an autistic son? Maybe he's trying to represent him

Aha exactly what I was thinking

An then after that moose gets arrested for murder

it's borderline experimental!

Huh. Wow!

Yeah, turns out these ass munchers have class.

Thread Bomb what?