Down at the bottom Sensible to ear and sternum #advent #2018 #ashens
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@oxervi85215 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy: dan accidentally flew the helicopter over gatwick airport, causing all flights to be stopped for a day
@dweebs44895 жыл бұрын
Lol nice one
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
o please airports dont need a reason for flights to be stopped for a day
@Caraxian5 жыл бұрын
@@johnhandzlik659 As much as I don't like airports, they usually need a pretty massive reason to close for a day since they lose money by the second
@johnhandzlik6595 жыл бұрын
@@Caraxian yeah I was making a joke don't take it seriously
@gilgammesh15 жыл бұрын
Perfect.
@cybertwingo5 жыл бұрын
3:02 if only Ashens said "Water from the Nile", this moment would've been perfect.
@oneofmanyjames-es16435 жыл бұрын
I had such high hopes for these calenders, and I'm sure Dan and Stuart did too, but tat conquers all. That is the true meaning of Christmas.
@tendersheep6675 жыл бұрын
Have a merry tatmas
@geordiebailey86485 жыл бұрын
Tat is the true meaning of Christmas
@MarkOfTzeentch5 жыл бұрын
@@pixiepandaplush The Chopper is the right cost for what you get.. the porsche is actually cheaper than i thought it would be.. only ones i could find online were £150 imported.. so them getting it for £50 is a steal.
@DragonNexus5 жыл бұрын
My only disappointment was the lack of scoring and the lack of a loser calandar. I liked the joke, but I also really enjoy the loser calendar. OVerall though I love this series. It's always a nice way to get me through the month =)
@pandapaws61745 жыл бұрын
Sad it's over, even though the calanders were shite. Please continue next year, it makes Xmas bearable lol
@arusso7135 жыл бұрын
is it bad that I always look forward to these lol
@1000Phoenix5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Russo not at all 😄
@AuxDroid5 жыл бұрын
Advent calendars are always shite, even if they seem good, why do you think Stuart does them each year? I mean come on, his channel is mainly tat from poundshops and loot boxes lmao
@MrJans3n5 жыл бұрын
That Revell one was pretty alright
@RufusOmega5 жыл бұрын
@@MrJans3n We haven't seen it fly yet. Perhaps you should reserve judgement until after takeoff.
@Nightenstaff5 жыл бұрын
Dearest Mother, It's time. I hope these letters find their way to you as I won't be able to deliver them myself. I've battled madness, the mob, and the enemy to find myself here. I've loved, lamented, and learned much, Mother. It's cruel we have but one chance to make the choices we make. As the sun sets on my final dusk, I turn to my piece of home for closure, comfort, and completion. The final door, adorned with a golden 24, is much larger than the rest. This is it -- my everlasting farewell. A hollow fucking angel... well played Lindt. Well played.
@grassmaskdevotee33755 жыл бұрын
Be well, Lindt Bloke. It's been a tough time but you made it through again.
@David199501095 жыл бұрын
Thank God you're alive, well another year another great story dude, thanks for the extra entertainment.
@ahandsomefridge5 жыл бұрын
Even though your viewing rates have been lower this year I've been following your story with the same anticipation as last year, as I will be doing next year. Thank you, Lindt Bloke!
@thethingonlycatscansee9635 жыл бұрын
Thanks, man.
@savd54995 жыл бұрын
I loved reading these last year and I want to read this year's, but I can't seem to find any of your comments :(
@weepingkoopa28625 жыл бұрын
Ashen is probably seeing all these "Water of the Nile" comments and is wondering what the heck is going on.
@ahandsomefridge5 жыл бұрын
So am I, but I'm also too lazy to actively try and figure it out
@azaz1295 жыл бұрын
@@ahandsomefridge Look up the "Grand Illusions" youtube channel, there's huge overlap between the audiences.
@AndyLundell5 жыл бұрын
A lot of Ashen's videos get comments that say "Ashens is like a young Tim Rowett!" or "Grand Illusions guy must be time traveling old ashens." If so, this video is a pivotal part in his origin story.
@jkayrichardson33665 жыл бұрын
the AA batteries were probably the best thing to come from these calendars
@mgthestrange90985 жыл бұрын
I considered getting a fancy advent calendar this year but After viewing this series, I’m glad I got a Mars one. You knew what you were getting each day: a nice little bit of chocolate in a festive shape and a little Mars bar at the end. I’ll just stick to Poundland calendars. Btw, could the chocalate bar be a reduced phosphate chocolate? I tried that and it tasted a bit like caramel, it’s designed for people with kidney problems. Also, the Porsche calendar could be reused next year with less disappointing gifts inside. I can just feel Ashens’ utter hatred for that car. Burn it, Ashens, burn it!!!!
@Chaos89P5 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be filled with Grass Masks, fiddly screws, that hand, a tinny revving, and the Handjob Fairy next year. The gifts that keep on giving!
@groovylobster5 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in some alternate universe, there's an advent calendar where you spend each day building a remote, and on the 24th day, you receive an RC helicopter.
@minscandboo97495 жыл бұрын
The car isn’t bad... the calendar just needed three of them in it...
@MrJustinUSCM5 жыл бұрын
Yeah especially for the price, it would be cool to see three different generations of the 911, the first gen (the one in this video,) one of the ones from the 80s and one from 2018.
@icron1c.5 жыл бұрын
i can't wait to see either the helicopter not working, or dan flying it into his modulars. it'll be one of the two
@zavodila92795 жыл бұрын
Or it immediately crashes or catches fire
@ahandsomefridge5 жыл бұрын
To be honest I'll be genuinely surprised if they'll make the effort to film outside the house. You know, the place where crashing a toy helicopter is less likely to happen. So yeah, an indoor crash will probably be imminent, if it will even work to begin with.
@crazychris9605 жыл бұрын
I mean, the tail rotor appears to still be on sideways, so it's not going to have any yaw control at all. So the latter has a fair chance.
@Darkfreed0m5 жыл бұрын
you were right
@icron1c.5 жыл бұрын
unfortunately it was just the sad one, not the funny one
@MISTERLOLCRACKERS5 жыл бұрын
The way you both perfectly mirrored each other at 5:37 was so satisfying.
@Hijiri_MIRACHION5 жыл бұрын
Finally, they've finished their calendar. Stuart got his Porsche shell and completed his Porsche, and Dan now gets to make that helicopter crash and burn. I thought that the Porsche Shell would be made of plastic, but it's actually metal. And no Grass Masks here.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I hope that Ashens and Dan will save the Playmobil advent calendar for a seperate video tomorrow, where they take a look at all of the toys inside. Hopefully, no more of those goddamn Grass Masks appear in there.
@grassmaskdevotee33755 жыл бұрын
The Grass Masks have taken over long time ago. Don't worry about it.
@Okurka.5 жыл бұрын
YAWN.
@MarkOfTzeentch5 жыл бұрын
@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi The playmobil one was a joke on the Grass Masks they kept getting.. thats why they got rid of it after like 3 days.. the joke was worn out
@Chaos89P5 жыл бұрын
@@MarkOfTzeentch If I remember correctly, that calendar basically broke and all the Grass Masks inside flooded out. You can't keep them bottled up like that.
@tudythegangster5 жыл бұрын
The body of the Porsche isn't bad. Add like 23 more of those with undersides and wheels and it would be alright.
@drunkenhobo80205 жыл бұрын
The doors don't even open. It's awful. For £10-£15 maybe it'd be acceptable, but for over £50 it's a piece of shite.
@tudythegangster5 жыл бұрын
I thought they said £15, holy shit...
@pandaphil5 жыл бұрын
You were definately paying for the brand name here.
@tudythegangster5 жыл бұрын
I think the brand is the reason this calendar was so crap. Porsche may have climbed back up the ladder in recent years but back in the late 90's and early 2000's they were like an elderly ex-starlet living off past glory and doing anything to stay relevant. It's ironic but there are Porsches from that era cost less than high quality scale models of them.
@jafafa5 жыл бұрын
@@pandaphil One word: licensing fees.
@asaguda5 жыл бұрын
Water from the nile?
@dallia15 жыл бұрын
I think this series is responsible for this Christmas feeling the least festive yet
@superscatboy5 жыл бұрын
You're just getting older. It's all downhill once your age has two digits.
@tonilarios5 жыл бұрын
That one tool box calendar from last time was still the nicest one so far ...
@maxscardanelli61855 жыл бұрын
These videos are the best thing about Christmas. Don't ever stop doing them guys.
@DOSRetroGamer5 жыл бұрын
I got this exact helicopter as a birthday present and hid a coupon for actual helicopter flying lessons in the box. My friend was pretty surprised.
@TheLastPhoen1x5 жыл бұрын
Daym, your friend is lucky to have you.
@dcflake56455 жыл бұрын
Can't believe these screw buddies have finally finished fiddling. I'm going to miss them.
@rasmusNorby5 жыл бұрын
In all honesty; I think you should just do some proper Lego Calenders next year but with the standard format :D It will do us all good to see some proper calenders! XD
@espurious5 жыл бұрын
Porsche is fairly 'proper'
@Caledon915 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Get some decent calendars and do the classic "Ashens vs NerdCubed" like they did in the past. I found these calendars to be extremely boring, like they weren't good enough to be entertaining in their own way but they weren't laughably bad either. Honestly the shitty Frozen and Paw Patrol calendars from last year were more entertaining to watch because of how bad they were.
@rasmusNorby5 жыл бұрын
@@espurious True, but not very exciting as an advent calendar :D
@lhaviland86025 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the Pensioners Ashes. Just leaving that here.
@korfi2go7485 жыл бұрын
I was completely stunned, when I saw, the body for the Porsche was actually made of metal. Considering how tacky the rest of it was, I seriously did not expect that.
@D60165 жыл бұрын
every year i watch these and every year i am disappointed. looking forward to next year!
@BonnVoyageTravels5 жыл бұрын
And Christmas is now complete. May we now all crawl back into our anti-festive holes until December 1st 2019, when Ashens and Nerdcubed will once again entertain our corrupt souls with mindless tat :)
@davidf22815 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I've watched every one of these. Merry Christmas, fellow sad folk.
@ssj2matt5 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now. "Tim" from Grand Illusions is actually Ashens from the future and this is where he got his water from the nile powers. And time travel powers apparently.
@johann3235 жыл бұрын
Ashens going vroom vroom sounds more like a Porsche than whatever came in the Advent calendar
@AlisaWhiteheart5 жыл бұрын
And some say that car drove itself in to a fire
@Jertholden5 жыл бұрын
Now all that's left to do is make a lovely cake out of all the tea and coffee, I'm sure it'll taste wonderful
@erikhawkke48615 жыл бұрын
Yeah, give it all to Barry, sure he could figure something out.
@eugenespeed5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Stuart and Dan for giving us a giggle over Advent
@Whiskey2shots5 жыл бұрын
They better dub in a Gatwick joke when they fly the helicopter 😂😂😂
@thegreatgrassmask10745 жыл бұрын
So Stuart, you and the earth have evaded the wrath of the Grass Masks for another year, but for the last time! Next time, we will return more powerful then ever before, the disbelievers will finally suffer and burn like the sinners they are! ALL HAIL THE TRUE OVERLORDS OF EARTH, THE GRASS MASKS!!!
@V-grandraccoon5 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL
@grassmaskdevotee33755 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they've suffered plenty, my lord. Your efforts have not been in vain!
@armchairgeneralissimo5 жыл бұрын
@@grassmaskdevotee3375 This is not even the beginning they will know of great suffering when the time comes.
@Dargesh8905 жыл бұрын
All hail the grass masks!
@grassmaskdevotee33755 жыл бұрын
@@armchairgeneralissimo 2019 Shall be an even greater year!
@CollectWithRyan5 жыл бұрын
Best birthday gift ever
@Letham3164 жыл бұрын
I watched this on the 24th, while eating a Lindor chocolate bar I got from my own advent calendar. :3
@aturchomicz8215 жыл бұрын
This is so amazing that Im watching in VR
@Gambit7715 жыл бұрын
Every video this year when I've clicked on them has had just over 56,000 views. Well done on being amazingly consistent.
@IceDaemon5 жыл бұрын
Lets hope next year will be as awesome as this.
@tendersheep6675 жыл бұрын
Look at Ashens getting almost exactly to that 10 minute mark. Good job.
@singeslayer83675 жыл бұрын
The best magic trick was the one that made dan actually build the helicopter correctly.
@justaguygettinby21405 жыл бұрын
If you see this, congratulations my friend. You have made it. Welcome to the tatosphere.
@brycevo5 жыл бұрын
Wow. It's finally done. Happy Christmas and a Merry Festag to all
@Its_Mannix5 жыл бұрын
HAPPY FUCKING FESTAG
@fuckingtoddy7695 жыл бұрын
It's me, Fucking Toddy! Happy Festag!
@britshell5 жыл бұрын
The Porsche turned out pretty nice.
@imjesperbtw5 жыл бұрын
Just a heads up episode 23 is missing from the playlist (YES I WAS WATCHING THIS IN FEBRUARY DO NOT QUESTION IT!)
@fallagainstmorellet5 жыл бұрын
Yes im ready
@Celder215 жыл бұрын
We all know what Dan did with that helicopter.
@torquetheprisoner5 жыл бұрын
he went to gatwick to fuck up everyones holiday
@Sir_Uncle_Ned5 жыл бұрын
For real, I was sure he was going to shove it up his arse and call it jim!
@aident06425 жыл бұрын
Actually apparently to the police there was no drone
@RachelWolfe5 жыл бұрын
Uh oh procrastinators! It's a GOVERNMENT DRONE AAAAAAAA
@Sir_Uncle_Ned5 жыл бұрын
@@RachelWolfe WHO'S FLYING THIS THING!?
@Haybalemelonhead5 жыл бұрын
Merry CHRISTMAS!!!!
@teafico5 жыл бұрын
Nerdcubed's laughter is a fucking sin against humanity
@eddieboyky5 жыл бұрын
Happy Christmas, guys. You survived.
@dominopicamation58365 жыл бұрын
*water from the nile*
@Laurabeck3295 жыл бұрын
Oh my god it's tiny water from the nile!
@atfjacknz5 жыл бұрын
ayy i'm watching this on Christmas day, so merry Christmas i guess
@espurious5 жыл бұрын
Now let's not get silly. It's clearly Christmas Eve
@weareone39235 жыл бұрын
Happy Halloween to all of you.
@meg92585 жыл бұрын
I love the flamingo glass
@numbers9to05 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, you uploaded 12 hrs earlier than I excpected.
@bowsercrusher195 жыл бұрын
Dan hummed the first few notes of the neutral runs boss theme of undertale bergentrukung
@richkawaiipikachu5 жыл бұрын
Another year, Another set of disappointment calendars. Anyway on day 24 of my Lego star wars advent calendar 2018 edition I got myself a rebel fighter snowman. Merry Christmas & a happy new year.
@eliaschnl5 жыл бұрын
I had a brainblaster advent calendar this year and the grand finale was a bloody ordinary strawberry lollipop.
@willierants58805 жыл бұрын
We want to see it fly!!!!!!
@stevo222 жыл бұрын
"I've been touched" "And now I've caught your diseases" Actual accurate prediction of post 2020 human interaction... xD
@CuriosityRocks5 жыл бұрын
Wonderful 😁 Merry Christmas everyone 😘🎄🎁
@Captain.Scarlet5 жыл бұрын
I demand to see nerd destroy his Lego set after a disastrous flight with the footer!
@pandapaws61745 жыл бұрын
Also Happy Christmas to you both, hope you have a great day. :)
@ACBlackJ0ck5 жыл бұрын
All hail the grass masks
@128outlaw5 жыл бұрын
The irony of it being a Porsche advert before this video...
@atomknight83615 жыл бұрын
And that children is the true meaning of christmas
@bcsb5 жыл бұрын
End of Adventelion: One More Final
@st0rmforce5 жыл бұрын
That water trick is what's know as "The final kick in the teeth"
@jellex60685 жыл бұрын
When Dan and ashens brought up the pot of doom and the crappy magic trick at 5:38 they were perfectly in sinc
@teusaurus5 жыл бұрын
While Ashen thought the Magic calendar was his least favorite, I personally think it was the one with the most variation and with some of the funniest moments (like the mini hand).
@sockmonkey132 жыл бұрын
The Pensioner’s Ashes. Lmfao.
@torquetheprisoner5 жыл бұрын
the helicopter is the best one out of the bunch
@pandaphil5 жыл бұрын
That's assuming it flies.
@torquetheprisoner5 жыл бұрын
@@pandaphil even if it cant fly it looked like it was more fun to put together than the porker but if it dose fly it will be a bonus
@LunarLoony21125 жыл бұрын
I just noticed how smooth Stuart's arms are, especially when compared to Dan's ape-like appendages.
@OOClayAcorn5 жыл бұрын
this is Christmas morning for me
@sakumisan5 жыл бұрын
lol way to eek out an extra day of content :D
@ravensroost32245 жыл бұрын
Merry Tatmas one and all!
@katie29405 жыл бұрын
To Gatwick we go, Dan
@AnonyDave5 жыл бұрын
Achtung! This is most fun ever have in life! Next time add efficiency Not being german though, xmas here involves trying to not catch on fire due to summer heat waves
@TheLukesterGaming5 жыл бұрын
Hmm that Porsche didn't turn out too bad in the end I'd say, though it would've been so much better to have just outright gotten the car itself already built and probably better quality overall, without all that extra 'tat' along the way! The RC helicopter looks pretty cool too, will look forward to seeing it in action too! Merry Christmas Ashens and Dan / NerdCubed! 🎄🎁 I wasn't actually aware of these videos until this year D: so I've also been watching through the 2017 & 2016 videos each day too, with plenty of entertainment and tat too! 🤣
@RufusOmega5 жыл бұрын
So, has anybody got a pool going for how many things Dan breaks with the helicopter? Any bonuses points for human injuries?
@Fair_Lady945 жыл бұрын
The Porsche calendar is easily the worst one imo
@Buretsu5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say it's the worst, but it's certainly horribly overpriced. Discounting that, it's better than a bunch of crappy little food packets or some dime-store magic tricks.
@Fair_Lady945 жыл бұрын
@@Buretsu I'd disagree, the magic one is targeted for kids and they'd at least get some enjoyment out if it, and at least you got SOMETHING each day, on most Porsche days they got stickers and pieces of cardboard... For the most expensive calendar. The others you basically got what you expected you'd get out of it but the Porsche is almost theft with how bad it is xD
@CarozQH5 жыл бұрын
These calendars can be summed up with one Word: ENTTÄUSCHUNG
@omikron62185 жыл бұрын
Hercules: DISAPPOINTED!!
@willierants58805 жыл бұрын
Thank heaven it's over.
@DarthPerkins5 жыл бұрын
I think we should all club together and buy Stuart a real Porsche. But when he opens it, it will be full of Grass Masks.
@jessicagollmert47005 жыл бұрын
4:10 Can someone tell me what that Mark Twain quote actually says? I've been trying to understand Dan's German for 10 minutes now, but I just can't...
@RantingBrummie5 жыл бұрын
*FINAL SCORE* ASHENS 8 : 16 NERDCUBED *NERDCUBED WINS* *NERDCUBED WINS* *NERDCUBED WINS* (Note: Ashens only ever got 1/2 a point on days it was a draw, which was most of them anyway because these were rubbish ... )
@donkeymilkman89345 жыл бұрын
Stephen Higgins I’m surprised someone bothered to add it up after the first day.
@trevorpoole80975 жыл бұрын
You could probably auction the Porsche model off for more than what you guys paid for the advent calendar, just saying. The "assembled by Stuart Ashen on camera" would be worth the mark-up to some people.
@randywatson83475 жыл бұрын
That dragon on the defect vase is an insult to Asian fine pottery lol
@tacticaltuna5 жыл бұрын
Next year you should do 24 advents and open the full calender once a day
@sfighter00855 жыл бұрын
Wow, you got screwed with the last items of each calendar. We have a dysfunctional magic trick, a Dollar Store quality remote for the otherwise nice looking RC Copter, a shitty piece of chocolate, and a completed cheap but nice looking Porsche model. Yep, Christmas Eve has come. Merry Christmas you guys! :)
@polishenglish83565 жыл бұрын
At least Porsche calendar was awesome this year.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! :D
@Jomster7775 жыл бұрын
See you next year Grass Masks
@TVcasualty425 жыл бұрын
24 days and the damn helicopter didn’t even fly... you’ve ruined Christmas 😂
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena17475 жыл бұрын
RC copter wins! :D Also Happy Christmas! :)
@lostfan100005 жыл бұрын
9:49 When your terrible plays in XCOM 2 get your favorite soldier killed.
@Badgeman895 жыл бұрын
God doesn't time fly when you watch these videos. It only seems like 23 days ago when these guys opened door number 1 into a world of pure disappointment. Merry Christmas everyone
@dweebs44895 жыл бұрын
merry almost Christmas
@mercktochhoesterck4975 жыл бұрын
It's finally over
@Necrodius5 жыл бұрын
Wait... advent calenders go to 25 days, atleast any I can remember that I've had, but mostly I[ve just had the candy ones. But when can we see the playmobil one opened up? I want
@dmd85525 жыл бұрын
In recent years advent calendars have most been 24 days. Sucks, but that's how everything is going these days, smaller and cheaper. Some advent calendars are only 12 days
@daggern155 жыл бұрын
Is there one left to come or do we never get to know if the helicopter works or not?