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Update: Abney has hit thee wall clip after 59 hours of attempts, he took the fast lap record and the 3lap record as he came in half a second faster than the tied no shortcut 3lap world record. Without Dan or MR doing attempts or a new shortcut, Abney's record will likely stand forever.

"There's no school tomorrow" "you have permission to stay up late" " *You're 38 years old* " Literal gold.

Marty was actually a normal Thwomp once. He was the first to discover driving through walls, but he was shunned and almost killed for his crimes. In fears that he could clip through swords and bullets, they injected him with Kryptonite and then was jailed for life instead since he is no longer a threat. We could have gotten Thwomps in MK64 if it wasn't for Marty's crimes to physics and the subsequent driving ban to all Thwomps. Now we just see an almost catatonic Marty in the lowest point of his life. There is no hope in his eyes or dental hygeine in his teeth.

13:49 I like how you can't hear an audible reaction but the controller sounds get ever so slightly louder.

That ghost in the corner strat is nuts, I never would have thought of that.

I love that the human brain gets better at something once we know it’s possible. The barrier to this skip feels like it was just one person getting it, considering it took years for 1 to complete it, then 3 different players hit the skip within such a short period of time. Goes to show that human limitation may go further than we think

Hopefully someday, someone can capitalize on one of my old glitch findings where you can shroom into a sliding Thwomp, which propels you backward into the wall behind you if timed correctly. Unfortunately I never was able to find a way to exploit this finding into a shortcut.

As a 38 year old sitting watching this video.. that opening hit me hard 😂

I'm not usually an outspoken fan of onomatopoeia, but that goshdarn *POOMP!* has been haunting my brain since 1998 and I just can't get over it. It's perfect, no other combinations of letters could better describe the sound of a go-kart hitting the ground. Totally off-topic, but… ye ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Marty isn't locked in there as punishment, but for his safety. He's gone mad raving that the stars were going to kill him. He laughs because he knows he's safe now: after all, it's not like the carts can just drive through walls, right?

8:50 That gave me a good laugh I forgot about that from that video. Poor guy! I've done the same before in other games and that muscle memory just kicks in after so many attempts

mate how are you still at 76k subs?? been here since ~25k and i wouldve thought you would get 200k+ by now your content is top notch

1:35(ish) - fun fact: "Marty" here isnt even Green...he's Blue, just like all the rest, but for some reason his "cell" is bathed in Green Light (you can see it on the floor tiles and walls, as well) making him look green...

Ah yes, 155cc, the true fastest mode

This was done just a few days after someone found a new wall clip shortcut on the same track in Mario Kart Wii, that's insane

"The year is 2023, and you're turning 38 years old" So close, turning 35 this year. This hits very close to home. Subscribed.

Well ONLY because you specifically asked for my theory about Marty... see, a Thwomp's life can be relegated to simply falling heavily towards the ground repeatedly , mostly when there is a potential victim under it , sometimes they just practice for awhile. Well Marty got way too good for his job, mf was smashing everything in sight, until Bowser realized life isn't even fun with Marty stealing all the action and driving everyone away. So he was barred away, just outside of the game area for racers, as a constant reminder of the power that COULD BE UPON THEE if only perhaps it were released once again, thus contributing to the overall intimidation of Bowser's Castle, and image is incredibly important to Bowser, to show off the powerful slaves he controls in his evil army. Best I got bro. Fantastic vid as they all are🙌

Marty's not in jail. He's a sentry. But the safety glass melts in the high heat of the lava-surrounded castle so they use the jail bars instead. He laughs at you when you approach because the races are the most interesting thing to happen to him; who goes to this castle otherwise?

Ya know, I kinda love how a video can have a chapter called “How Walls Work,” and in context have it make total sense to need to explain that concept.

Thank you for keeping update with Mario kart 64 community, this helps to understand for the people who don’t know about speed run’s and wr times as well.

So…. 20+ years of playing this game and I find out today you can get a mini boost in Mario Kart 64…

The editing in this video was amazing. I love how you used the maps to explain the shortcuts. I'd love to see a video by you about every track in the game!

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"DEKKALS" Bro, it's D- CALS XDDDDD

This intro is my favorite video game related video intro I’ve heard. It really reminded me of being a kid. Nostalgia is a crazy feeling!

Holy crap, this gets me hype. I never thought someone would ever find one in this level, but here we are. Unbelievable. I need a MArio Kart 64 adventure mode like Diddy Kong Racing. It's going to happen. One day...

This is absolutely crazy, a new shortcut was just found on this track in mario kart wii too.

yay!!!!!!!!!!!

Marty is NOT in Jail. He's being contained because he is TOO powerful (ie., instant KO upon respawn)

13:55 i love how the nonchalant controller sounds continue. like how is my man not absolutely freaking out that he hit it LOL

What if everyone are prisoners and this green Marty is only one free? Everything is a matter of perspective...

Played this game RELIGIOUSLY with my brother and friends. Knew all of this except the hidden wall jump. Actually had MK64 at a bar once, brother and I challenged to guys playing and bet beers on a circuit. We destroyed them and got free beers lol

Marty? Green. Yoshi? Green. Marty's in jail for tax evasion

Its like that one theoretical physics idea; if you run into a wall and all your atoms line up with the wall's, you will pass right through it.

There was actually some controversy surrounding Forest's clip. This is because he didn't use the Nintendo 64, but VC.

Green thwomp got a DUI, lost his license, and got caught driving without a license

13:00 - Just to fill in a gap, while it didn't count as an official WR, mrcornhead would hit the clip multiple times in 2021, including once with minimal set up that was just 4s off the world record

10 seconds into the video and he's already calling speedrunners degenerates. I love it

the most crazy thing about this is the thwomps going after the ghost

6:15 after hearing you pronounce decal like that I instantly knew you were Canadian lol great video as always man!

For the last time it's not green.. The lighting makes it look green.

I really enjoy how N64 Mario has become a whole area of ​​metaphysics (as well as the holes)

11:00 use three different colors for the three different hitboxes for the upper, lowerr, and upright walls. It will make more sense visually that way, instead of fading different hitboxes out.

It is surprising how accurate the introduction is..

I can't wait until this video gets recommended to over a million people and the speedrunning world at large can see this

My mom did this in 2003. Not a WR just the glitch. We were amazed and tried to reproduce it but never could.

wait wait wait back up the thwomps get distracted by the ghost???? what.

Loved the false outro, always quality work that fully invests me

I don't think it's a green Thwomp. I think the cell is mossy, as you can see the same green shade on the ground texture. It's either dim green light reflecting on Thwomp and his prison or it's moss that has grown all over his body.

Huh, it's a weird trend I've noticed in speedrunning. A mental block broken when one person does a near impossible trick that opens the floodgates. Took years for one person to get it and not too long another 2 have.

Marty is the Whomp equivalent of The Hulk and he's stronger than Bowser, but without arms he can be trapped easily so they keep him in a room with a light that keeps him stable and reinforced floors he can't pound his way out of. He's in there because Bowser knows an uncontrollable Marty rampage would decimate his entire empire and any kingdom Bowser wishes to someday rule. Kamek may have been involved with Marty's mutation...

Mario Kart 64 is the best Mario Kart game of all time!. You still see tournaments run in Arcades & local Pubs all around the country. Nintendo should really do a remake of this game as Mario Kart 8 doesn't do the Mario Kart 64 classic maps any justice whatsoever

Marty the Thwomp was sentenced to 58 years of prison with no chance for parole after being caught with $100,000.00+ worth of Cheese Pizza.

Marty failed to use the wart hunder discount code and got thrown in prison (he deserved it)

6:13 "hundreds of deckles" took me a minute. I was about to look up a new seemingly military term I didn't know...and then it hit me.

if 3 weathertenko's is possible, i have a feeling a 2 or 3 lap wallclip will happen someday

I could go for some pizza sticks right now. Excellent video, I'm always fascinated by the world of speedrunning!

most hilarious opening to any video i've heard in a long time. subscribed.

Martin isn't in jail, he's just role playing as the star in bob-omb battlefield

Is Marty arrested? Or is Bowser's Castle really just a Thwomp shopping mall...

marty is in jail for thwomping kamek

That intro was incredibly dope

Marty is a political prisoner, he was imprisoned by Princess Peach for advocating the abolition of the monarchy and a transition to democracy

Ok, that sponsor segue was masterful.

"... Speed burst, indicated by your character shouting" "ohh" lol

"Now let's talk about walls" Me: Oh god this is going to be fucking boring :3 minutes in to wall explanation: Me: I've never cared about walls more in my life than I do right now.

Nintendo really needs to bring back the speedometer with the next wave of dlc

Finally, they made a sequel to weathertenko Now someone has to get 3 in a row

14:00 Oh man! It happened on my birthday! That makes this even better!

It's like Pannenkoek and SummoningSalt made a collaboration video. That's meant with no disrespect! Great video :)

Summoning Salt is about to drop in here and introduce himself

That intro hit too close to home for me! Spooky.

The time for 'Best Records" at 13:35 is perfect.

Maybe you already know, but during the wall explanation, the screen shows 155cc but you said (and meant) 150cc. Great video!

When people say _"It's TAS Only"_ are almost always proven wrong, because someone can and will attempt it and it will work by figuring out the timing that makes it work.

In 6 years someone's going to pull all three stair skips off

The year is 2023 and I am 38 years old! *insert Spiderman meme*

He’s in quarantine. Mario 64 is running on a zero tolerance covid policy…

skiping da wal be like : using game shark to make wario fart through a wall

Marty commited arson. He got sentenced to 69 years in prison.

that was the greatest intro to any video i've ever heard in my life, i'm still laughing wtf

THE SKIP HAS BEEN HIT

I’m a bit confused: a wall’s hitbox will keep you 1 kart-length (KL) from its other side, but you’re still able to drive right next to a wall, and collide with it, far closer than a KL away. Why is that? Is the geometry of a wall just stretched out towards the track by 1 KL, with the ‘actual wall’ hidden behind it?

ZOOMZIKE ACTUALLY MADE A VIDEO RECENTLY ON WHY THAT WHOMP IS IN JAIL 1:41

I enjoyed watching the video, Abyssoft. Keep up the good work!

Oh MY GOD THAT AD TRANSITION!

I once saw Marty kill a man with his right Thumb, could be why he's in jail

Dude that's freaking hilarious how the thwomps try to crush the ghost which is just driving into the wall 😆 Didn't know that was a thing.

I don't get the mushroom before the spiral strat. If you use it to boost off the final ramp and drive along the wall to the right of the building at the end of the lap, you can shortcut to the finish line

marty killed 12 people, i only survived narrowly. don't mention that menace ever again

that ad read transition was actually fire

After 28 years I have watched Mario Kart 64s toughest skip being hit

I don't think Marty is actually green. I think the lighting in the room just makes him appear as such despite him actually being blue. Either that, or he really is green and they locked him up because they're raysis.

1:32 the fact that he's the only thwomp that isnt blue makes the fact that he's the one behind bars concerning

Marty is blue, the light is yellow so it makes him appear green

Marty was trying to unionize.

Marty used to be regular driver, but his odd shape caused a lot of wind resistance. He just couldn’t win. Not to mention, the other drivers were clipping through walls. He saw how the other drivers would all get to celebrate together and he wanted that. Out of desperation, he started messing with wild experiments to make himself more accurate, lighter, and ultimately… faster! But it wasn’t enough. He wanted more speed and he went overboard with his experiments. No one wanted to even race him anymore, losing the few friends he had left to his obsession. To make it worse he noticed that no one ever celebrated with him. Everything was wrong. So, he decided one day he would make it right. He could go back! He could undo it all. So he began to make a cure for himself… but, it didn’t do what he thought it would. It did something else. Something that NO one saw coming… …to be continued.

I'm 32. Not quite ancient yet, but getting there fast, boys. Hold me.

Marty did a little trolling (arson) and that's why he's in jail