After A Rocky Week, Stephen Finally Gets To Celebrate The Georgia Senate Wins By Warnock And Ossoff
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3 жыл бұрынStephen kicks off our first Friday show of the new year with a segment we're calling "2021: The Week That Felt Like A Year." Luckily, thanks to our friend Stacey Abrams, there was some good news out of Georgia this week, and our host is finally able to celebrate it. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@arenc5619 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stacey Abrams for saving this country. Congrats to Sen Warnock and Ossoff.
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
Radical liberal raphael warnock. You probably don't know who they are & you're congratulating them lol
@Elinacab 3 жыл бұрын
Ossoff,s social media is gold!
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@piratedawggaming9404 3 жыл бұрын
“The same diversity that built this country, will be the same diversity that will save this country”-Stacy Abrams
@RenaldyCalixte 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 Stop saying this nonsense. Senator Loeffler said that same garbage and lost.
@Caedo12 3 жыл бұрын
That “F*ck you, Mitch McConnell. You lost.” punchline was pure gold.
@michealdr6950 3 жыл бұрын
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@bradnorman7535 3 жыл бұрын
needs to be a t shirt - 30% off in Kentucky
@oDGuardian 3 жыл бұрын
@@bradnorman7535 I would wear it.
@fatfreddyscat5767 3 жыл бұрын
Rigor mortis tortoise has been turned on its back!
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
@TV Junkie dude the only people to blame here are the ones voting for trump, having a reasonable difference of opinion isn't a crime, calm the fuck down Anyway we won and Mitch McConnell isn't majority leader anymore what are you mad about
@csmcblck 3 жыл бұрын
"F you Mitch Mcconnell, you lost." This line literally filled me with pure joy. Thank you Stephen 🙏
@scottpeterson7500 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a proud Georgia voter who has helped flip Georgia blue and flip off the trump supporters 😎🇺🇸☮️🏳️🌈❤️
@Jarod-vg9wq 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you from Canada 🇨🇦.
@tmichael80 3 жыл бұрын
Georgia. Who'd have thought. Thanks from the good guy states.
@xoxxobob61 3 жыл бұрын
@@tmichael80 LOL ...I thought we in Florida would be BLUE again ( Elected Obama twice) but NO!...Thank you Georgia!
@noel090909 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! ❤️
@mindyshively4947 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you soooooo much
@juliaconnell 3 жыл бұрын
Just been watching footage of that West Virginia, *lawmaker* being ARRESTED - for his part of storming the Capitol - very satisfying - hope justice gets served to him & many others - including their criminal-in-chief
@lenkacfk7155 3 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, I hope there is some footage on YT! What a moron.
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
You know how to swing!
@juliaconnell 3 жыл бұрын
@@lenkacfk7155 - here's what I was watching - didnt watch the whole thing... (but listen to the terrible cough around the 2 minutes mark in this video... these idjits packed in like sardines in middle of covid pandemic... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mNKpfq5-3qyrgas.html
@juliaconnell 3 жыл бұрын
@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 how did you know - why yes I do know how to swing, and swim and sing - 🤸♀️🤹♀️🎠🎡🎢 🪁🙃😂😘
@FJB_USA_1ST 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliaconnell yes I watched it too. The idiots were coughing very loudly and obnoxiously on each other. I've been watching videos of every domestic terrorist getting arrested today and I'm loving every minute of it.
@stockbag 3 жыл бұрын
What happened in Arizona is equally astounding - native American counties also turned out and gave it to the Dems.
@michealdr6950 3 жыл бұрын
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@charlottem.1477 3 жыл бұрын
The Dems need to really start looking out for minorities. All of them. Hell, get that healthcare passed ASAP. Especially if Warnock is only around for two years.
@truedarkness4052 3 жыл бұрын
And AZ elected a motherfucking astronaut for the senate. Thank you Martha for being a loser!
@bradnorman7535 3 жыл бұрын
yeah they managed to piss off everyone except those that cant read, write or cut their own food up but can wave flags, break windows, scratch doors and briskly put some papers out of order you know real American men.
@dk3941 3 жыл бұрын
Even Natives that are republicans voted Blue. Only 1000 Natives voted Red.
@GuyWets-zy5yt 3 жыл бұрын
"Patriotism means to stand by the country, not the president" . Teddy Roosevelt🍀🍀🍀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Greetings from Belgium
@mannidammi6811 3 жыл бұрын
I hope that Trump will hear martial law and then solve electoral fraud without obstacles. It is a wonderful idea if the proponents of this fraud are also accountable. I look forward to the long faces of Obama, Biden, Soros, Gates, Clinten and also some in Europe, for example the hypocritical Merkel, who always said lies about Trump
@Morrodin182 3 жыл бұрын
@@mannidammi6811 Get your head checked, you are delusional
@imshaun4563 3 жыл бұрын
@@mannidammi6811 It's not even worth telling you this, but you can look forward to whatever you want. You can look forward to the moon exploding if that's what you really dream of. Telling all of us about it isn't going to do a thing.
@EShirako 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reminder/faith in our being able to remember that mindset, Belgium! :D I wish we didn't need it, buuut apparently even we need to be reminded of our history from time to time. Appreciation from the USA!
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Belgium! Thank you for waffles, chocolate and Tintin!
@mimilapin 3 жыл бұрын
FYI Georgia's County lines are designed to disenfranchise minority voters. The fact we went blue is HUGE we worked hard for that, more importantly black voters worked hard for that. They deserve the credit!
@paddington1670 3 жыл бұрын
USA is good at gerrymandering.
@mimilapin 3 жыл бұрын
@@paddington1670 IT IS. I hate it! We do need to see reform but this election has a CLEAR winner.
@cullenarthur8879 3 жыл бұрын
@@mimilapin thank you georgia!
@mimilapin 3 жыл бұрын
@Carefully Considered I was speaking generally about the assumption that GA is always a red state. Our Governor race & state rep races are very very messy because of the issue of redistricting.
@22burnsie 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh the classic Gerrymandering
@violetbf3773 3 жыл бұрын
The first week of 2021 feels like a pending transaction from 2020.
@KuroNekoExMachina 3 жыл бұрын
Go check the first two weeks of 2020 and you'll see 2021 is like a prequel.
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@BoringTroublemaker 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@richrelaxes1154 3 жыл бұрын
2020 dropped a couple shitty bonus tracks.
@dorothyyoung8231 3 жыл бұрын
Dear 2021, thanks for the one week free trial, but I will not be signing up for the full-year subscription ...
@chrisg.7407 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think we can ever thank Georgia enough! 💙
@marthavillegas6250 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Georgia! Thank you Stacy, to all the volunteers, to the donators, thank you, thank you.
@bmichael1165 3 жыл бұрын
“IS there math to be had here?” “There’s math to be had here.” I don’t know why I thought this bit was so funny.
@AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 жыл бұрын
"I think I huffed too many integers." Laughed so loud I scared the dog.
@thatswhatisaid8908 3 жыл бұрын
@@AbsentWithoutLeaving i scared my cat laughing when McTurtle pulled his head in!
@raygunsforronnie847 3 жыл бұрын
"The square root of 'ish'." Economists have made careers from it!
@KUROHiTO88 3 жыл бұрын
I dug "I'm being told that that I've been told that before"
@RooftopRecipes 3 жыл бұрын
😂 hilarious
@pop5678eye 3 жыл бұрын
It's a relief to finally see Stephen not distressed and angry on camera. It was a sad day to see when no comedians could deliver a joke without distress in their eyes.
@drewski1535 3 жыл бұрын
It took alot of energy to get they're words about that day it was sad but very truthful
@plan42b 3 жыл бұрын
You smile at the jokes, Needing them, with tears trying to form & fall....
@rowdq 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey Abrams did what no one else could. Fought against voter suppression.
@Bagledog5000 3 жыл бұрын
Fought "successfully" against voter suppression. She gives me hope for the future of the country.
@lenkacfk7155 3 жыл бұрын
That's a woman with a mission impossible - and she did it!
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@Dustrauma 3 жыл бұрын
That documentary "All In: The Fight For Democracy," I gotta check that out!
@rowdq 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bagledog5000 yes sir
@arliegilpin5959 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen......keep doing what you do, you bring light into the dark!
@Disqualified_Identity 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Canada. I know America has the strength to make it through this. Hang in there! You've got this!
@SusiFroggyPorter 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey should get a Nobel Prize or something worthy of her greatest so far accomplishment. She is such an amazing woman and mentor for every young woman out there. Thank you Stacey Abrams.
@SanbaiSan 3 жыл бұрын
STACY IS A ROCK STAR!
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Ms Abrams had won the governorship: busy with running that office, she would have no time for this grassroots effort that ultimately did more to advance equality than anything she could have done in office - not for her lack of trying but for being stymied at every turn.
@keeganmoonshine7183 3 жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 she will win it in 2022
@fisherking7798 3 жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 so it's a good thing she lost?
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
@@fisherking7798 No, it's more like that loss became the bright silver lining that outshone the dark cloud of defeat. With grace, style and hard work - so much of it! - she turned that defeat into a victory for our country.
@annholley3540 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Georgia for not being Kentucky👍
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
Does Georgia Fried Chicken taste better? Just asking... for a friend.
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
Too true, Ann. My head exploded when F-U Mitch was re-elected.
@Lea99Jones 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey Abrams is the best governor Georgia never had.
@gyozakeynsianism 3 жыл бұрын
But you know it's darker than that. Had she won and had Biden also taken Georgia in a close race, it would have been easier for T**** to demonize electoral officials. Also, I hear Georgia is still going to commit to more fair redistricting. In a sense it's better that Republicans are the ones doing it. Either way, I think it's a terrible situation to be in. But I'm sure glad Stacy Abrams exists.
@Lea99Jones 3 жыл бұрын
@@gyozakeynsianism 'I hear Georgia is still going to commit to more fair redistricting.' I heard something else. Care to cite?
@gyozakeynsianism 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lea99Jones Sorry I haven't gotten back to you. I heard Abrams talk about it. I know there are also plans for nonpartisan districting in NC.
@PremierCCGuyMMXVI 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully she’s governor in 2022
@dennisp3314 3 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely brilliant and a real LAUGH ! The McConnell video of his smile melting - BRAVO !
@anastasius1025 3 жыл бұрын
I have never been so proud to be a Georgian
@icuranis4597 3 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of you too. You need to know that.
@anastasius1025 3 жыл бұрын
@@icuranis4597 I mean living in here, I didn't know if it would go blue or not lol
@virginiatyree6705 3 жыл бұрын
1 8 21 Hey Anastasius, 😚...you're very peachy! Stay safe, keep calm, & be well. v
@bebeade71 3 жыл бұрын
That's how I feel about being from Dekalb Co. We just couldn't stand all the attention Cobb and Fulton got in the general 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@russell3060 3 жыл бұрын
I am very happy for you too, your people, your state. And for all the rest of us in this country that benefited from your vote!
@drumcircler 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats to the fabulous patriots in Georgia who turned out the votes despite multiple vote suppression measures!
@Velociraptor2000 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Stacey Abrams for that.
@Velociraptor2000 3 жыл бұрын
@UCNT_Nm9DI3cm0G_VpojAQLA U good bro?
@fredhollis3749 3 жыл бұрын
YES! Go real patriots, and thanks for overcoming and speaking truth to power
@paulnolan4971 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@Dred0n 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly I'm so glad we won🙌
@laurent1144 3 жыл бұрын
John Ossof is the first Jewish Senator from Georgia!
@feralbluee 3 жыл бұрын
wow - i didn't know he was Jewish. how do ya like that? well, we now have 2 catholic presidents. Kennedy was a big deal at the time. maybe some day we'll have a Jewish pres or an Italian pres (like Cuomo, for instance, although he's worked so hard at being governor of NY, he may want to take it easy for a while :)
@N.A525 2 жыл бұрын
Yayy 💁🏾♀️😊😁👍🏽 CONGRATS TO THEM BOTH 🇺🇸
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 3 жыл бұрын
I hope democrats learned a very valuable lesson with Trump being elected. Your vote DOES matter. Don’t ever take it for granted.
@gyozakeynsianism 3 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 3 жыл бұрын
And you guys voted in someone who thinks the California fires were caused by Jewish lasers! Nice work GOP!
@wendy645 3 жыл бұрын
"What happened on Monday? I can't remember." ... I relate to this SO deeply! 🤣
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@IAmJustR 3 жыл бұрын
wasnt Monday the Perfect Phone call? or was that sunday? I cant believe that was THIS WEEK!!
@joshuagraham7646 3 жыл бұрын
@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 let's keep this smooth like smooth little babies...
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagraham7646 The burned man lives...
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, there's the High-Roller!
@TheConcernedIndian 3 жыл бұрын
I love how that segment ended with "F*** you Mitch McConnell you lost"
@DodongoManoof 3 жыл бұрын
Spoil alert
@leecobb3424 3 жыл бұрын
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@reisarahsmith983 3 жыл бұрын
Best line ever!!!
@plzwork33 3 жыл бұрын
so i came down here to find this comment, and after reading it i was convinced they didn't bleep it. they did.. im just so used to seeing fuck moscow mitch
@NobodyC13 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the news on election night that he was re-elected, I muttered, "Aw fuck." However, now that he's essentially impotent in the senate, I'm smiling gleefully and hope he's returned with the same compassion and courtesy he served in the last five years: none.
@thomashayes400 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is easily the most patriotic person in the media, and wears it unashamedly on his sleeve.
@wandaminter9421 3 жыл бұрын
*Thomas Hayes* - that's why I love him. (don't tell Evie)
@monkeyking9863 3 жыл бұрын
"f!@# you mitch mcconnell, you lost!" one of the most profound things Stephen has ever said
@jlee4039 3 жыл бұрын
When Stephen said “Fuck you Mitch McConnell, you lost” I literally punched the sky and yelled “Woohoo”!!!
@Tenshi2akuma 3 жыл бұрын
I did that too! Although I yelled, "Fuck yeah, preach it brother!" in a Starbucks and promptly got stares lol.
@Gabryal77 3 жыл бұрын
Black Americans saved America, and as a white, straight, male, let me thank you from the bottom of my heart
@shhsjjbbjs4224 3 жыл бұрын
As a non-american, same (please america was trending on uk twitter for about 2 days before the election)
@OrontesRM 3 жыл бұрын
I don't want to put down the good vibes, but afaik most voters (as in 'who actually go to vote') in the US are white - I think more women voted than in the previous years, instead
@joeypierantonis7576 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, you took the words right out of my mouth... Take it from a Poor Georgian...
@shhsjjbbjs4224 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrontesRM I don’t know loads about it so you might be right but I think more than total numbers of black people voting, there were high concentrations of them in normally republican states (like Georgia) who managed to flip them, so although in sheer numbers it may not seem like much, in terms of actual effects black peoples did have a very big impact
@randomgirl3269 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrontesRM 55% of the white women voted for Trump so, they didn't really help
@UltimaHolyFlare 3 жыл бұрын
This is a game of inches. My raised middle finger is roughly 4 inches when pointed in Loeffler's direction.
@honorsilverthorne7227 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@nathaliej3768 3 жыл бұрын
Good one haha
@gc4201 3 жыл бұрын
Steven, Ste-Fun!!💗 Thanks for just being you dude!
@ATLSTLCurls 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of us, Georgia!💙💙💙
@DangLao06 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey Abrams did something no one else could do fought and won against voter suppression
@arjaygee 3 жыл бұрын
She is a goddess.
@cinne2135 3 жыл бұрын
Took her and others 10+ years.....but it happened!
@uniquelyunique1 3 жыл бұрын
Got a #45 fired within a heartbeat. 🤣 #trumplost2020 #loserinchief #lockhimup
@pretty5793 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously! It is because of her there is some light at the end of the tunnel.
@JeanetteFaith 3 жыл бұрын
She did get out the black vote. About time. GA is about 30% black and 20-25% are eligible to vote. So, finally, enough black people got out to help us flip GA blue.
@clarkkent4734 3 жыл бұрын
Of all the late night guys, Stephen is the one that makes me laugh out loud on the most consistent basis. He's a good guy
@AndrewGorny 3 жыл бұрын
THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT!!! hahahaha Colbert is killing it, starting to feel like the report again! More silliness!!!
@jdsteppenzyde 3 жыл бұрын
My Senoia GA neighbor finally took down his stupid Trump flag. Thank you Stacy!
@nartou1175 3 жыл бұрын
lucky you
@ColoringKaria 3 жыл бұрын
Before or after the attack on America?
@nartou1175 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColoringKaria ehm let me guess... after ?!
@armandomunguia2711 3 жыл бұрын
I started laughing when he said at the end of his calculation "F*** You Mitch McConnell You Lost" 😂
@jay-el-bee 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna buy that t-shirt. *Throws money*
@alisaben1 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@FlawlesSanshiro 3 жыл бұрын
Same here, lol
@Eidlones 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, whoever mixed the music for the movie segment did a fantastic job
@sv8911 3 жыл бұрын
I've lost count, how many times I've watched the first bit. It feels so damned good, to laugh.
@spencerblum4637 3 жыл бұрын
Stacy Abrams deserves the presidential medal of freedom!
@marysmith7765 3 жыл бұрын
And they gave one to that twerp Devin Nunes 😡😡😡 still pissed at that.
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. For only flipping a state??
@OllamhDrab 3 жыл бұрын
@@marysmith7765 Trump did devalue that thing especially when giving Rush one while he was whining about his fake imminent demise.
@Bagledog5000 3 жыл бұрын
Possibly a better medal that wasn't given by a douchebag to a bunch of other douchebags. Sad to say it, but that medal is tainted forever now.
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@Cori_13 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey Abrams lost Georgia, but saved the country. Losing her governer run was the best think that happened for all of us. THANK YOU HERO STACEY ABRAMS! 🇺🇲🦸🏿♀️🥰👏🏿🥳
@mimilapin 3 жыл бұрын
Even my aging white Republican grandmother liked Ms Abrams 1000000x more than Kemp. Stacey Abrams really worked hard, I admire her so much. We could not have done this without her or without the dedication of black & minority voters in Georgia.
@dmew3960 3 жыл бұрын
It was always in God's plan!
@adayexpired6370 3 жыл бұрын
I used to hate Georgia because of the crazy highway patrol that auto stopped out of state vehicles. Now, I thank god and all Georgians, Stacey Abrams is such a hero, and thanks to all the voters and African-American voters who came out. Thank you, Georgians.
@ryantyler9677 3 жыл бұрын
Classic example of "Losing the battle, but winning the war."
@MS-st1zb 3 жыл бұрын
@@dmew3960 God gave us free will so how could there be a plan?
@marimullan4012 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you to the great state of Georgia !!! We love you for seeing the truth!!!!
@vintagethings9187 3 жыл бұрын
“And the results are....” I will keep and treasure the next line forever.
@vonslagle 3 жыл бұрын
Trump cost the Republicans the House, the Senate and the Presidency. He actually made America great again! 🤣🤣🤣
@Kixcomments 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated!
@thrillho4209 3 жыл бұрын
I semi-believe that Trump was hired as a sleeper agent to run for president and destroy the GOP from the inside. It's making more and more sense since November.
@vladimirputin4822 3 жыл бұрын
@@thrillho4209 His job was to divide the US and weaken it on the international stage, he's earned some interest relief and his new apartment. ps removal of US spy planes from Europe was just a bonus 😉
@loundclear9279 3 жыл бұрын
😵😵😵😂😂😂😂😂
@Aditya-sn4sr 3 жыл бұрын
If only he wasn't able to pack the courts with loonies
@matttheking1655 3 жыл бұрын
Stacy Abrams: MVP 💎
@cautemoc4624 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody got more people to vote against Trump than Trump.
@carolbahr4978 3 жыл бұрын
MVP? Jon Baptiste Kamala Harris song on Utube is a hoot and must see. The VP is his MVP.
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
Stacy Abrams: Time's Person of the Year.
@matttheking1655 3 жыл бұрын
@@carolbahr4978 Yep, caught it was a dope song...
@matttheking1655 3 жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 she deserves it!!!!
@shethewriter 3 жыл бұрын
Colbert is a national hero at this point. How do you make someone laugh in a time like this? Genius.
@mariehopkins8464 3 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr Colbert, Thanks for all the laughs you have given us over these unbelievable past 4 years. You actually made us laugh when we wanted to cry!! You sir have been a shiny ray of sunshine in what will be remembered as a dark time in history. You always gave 45 hell and it felt like somebody was fighting for us!! (While simultaneously cracking us up). You're the best.
@dapete 3 жыл бұрын
"Lady that has to go to a horse barber" is hands down the best insult this year!
@66fiveandahalf 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, cracked me the hell up 😆😂😆😂
@miriammcgee 3 жыл бұрын
Stacy Abrams deserves Biden to give her the Presidential medal.
@lenkacfk7155 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! And Randy Rainbow deserves to sing at the inauguration!
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 3 жыл бұрын
America has already given Stacy one in their hearts. !
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@willritter4076 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there in '021.
@cyborgoftheyear 3 жыл бұрын
A cabinet appointment would mean a hell of a lot more. The Presidential Medal of Freedom is now, and forever will be, meaningless thanks to the precedent Trump set. Just as how the Nobel Peace Prize has become meaningless by having given it to Obama, right before he started increasing the murder of innocents in Afghanistan via "collateral damage" drone strikes. Obama lied and said he'd put more boots on the ground, instead of relying on airstrikes, so as to mitigate civilian deaths. One of the many reasons I voted for him that turned out to be lies. Both medals/prizes are meaningless.
@UGAIMES 3 жыл бұрын
From a Savannah (Chatham County) voter, thanks for the love!!💙
@MichaelSmith-cv4wx 3 жыл бұрын
Monday was the perfect phone call. How soon we forget!
@ThePyroraptor33 3 жыл бұрын
Also Ossoff is the first Jewish senator from Georgia and the first Jewish senator from the deep south for nearly 50 years!
@slaza3845 3 жыл бұрын
And the youngest Senator since Biden was sworn in
@mrharry448 3 жыл бұрын
If Ivanka runs the Deep South will have to vote for an all Jewish first family in the White House. That will be interesting.
@Robert-fc9xz 3 жыл бұрын
Dems dont actually care about qualifications, only about race because they are still racists :P
@DrWhom 3 жыл бұрын
remember that ditty that starts "Mississippi burning?"
@juliaconnell 3 жыл бұрын
*congratulations* Senators Warnock an & Ossoff - a promising start to 2021 (ignoring other events..) *THANK YOU* to those who voted & worked behind the scenes, here's to a *UNITED* states of America again, much ❤ from New Zealand
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
The game was rigged from the start.
@juliaconnell 3 жыл бұрын
@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 if the game was rigged - then why are Republicans taking their seats in the House & Senate? You can't have it both ways - either the *entire* process was rigged - or it wasn't - can't just say *it was rigged* for seats or states that you LOST - democracy doesn't work that way - *dictatorships do*
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliaconnell Hey, there's the High-Roller!
@leonestello8519 3 жыл бұрын
The Colbert Questionert 👏👏👏 This will be fun 🙉🙈🙊
@uosdwiSrdewoH 3 жыл бұрын
I can't begin to tell you how happy it makes me when Stephen tries to use the "touch screen". I'm so glad he doesn't play that card too often. It utilizes his strengths for improv and physical comedy that he doesn't get to use all that often as a talk show host and it always brings me joy when he does.
@rahulitrc 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine next state of the union. For the first time in history, two women will be behind the president during his address to the world
@michealdr6950 3 жыл бұрын
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@silvasilvasilva 3 жыл бұрын
Let's hope some day a woman will be actually addressing the nation, not just standing behind.
@rahulitrc 3 жыл бұрын
@Shashwat Singh enough of hatred in last 5 years man. Let's wish for couple of boring years
@Baliane22 3 жыл бұрын
YYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
@mikegarza8648 3 жыл бұрын
@@silvasilvasilva But but....lady hormones? Lol jk. It's a matter of time.
@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ossoff and Warnock.
@JonJon-du9ne 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey Abrams
@thrillho4209 3 жыл бұрын
I can't hear his name without thinking of RADICAL LIBERAL RAPHAEL WARNOCK
@geoffreysonnen3482 3 жыл бұрын
I have seen few things in my life that are funnier than the entire "Is there math to be had here?" segment! Getting ready to watch it for the fourth time, because, dear God, it feels to good to laugh! Thank you, Stephen Colbert! And bless you, man!
@its.8121 3 жыл бұрын
He hit that calculator up like a guitar
@stevechance150 3 жыл бұрын
Make Puerto Rico a state and make Washington DC a state and we won't have problems with the Senate ever again.
@antonbrakhage490 3 жыл бұрын
Also kill the filibuster.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
@@antonbrakhage490 Wednesday wasn't so much a filibuster as a kill-a-buster.
@stevechance150 3 жыл бұрын
@@antonbrakhage490 Yes Yes Yes Yes and Yes! And Anton, if anyone ever argues with you about it, simply reply "How long has the House of Representatives been functioning since they killed their filibuster?"
@ritesaidme 3 жыл бұрын
I think Puerto Rico would be Florida jr
@SuperKing604 3 жыл бұрын
Nah the republicans have a geographical advantage even without gerrymandering but dc and puerto rico statehood would help. also PR might not be as Democratic as DC but thats okay both parties can go compete there.
@seymourbutts9085 3 жыл бұрын
I hope all those agitators seditionists and insurrectionists get treated like terrorists. Throw the book at them. I wanna see some time.
@Lucius1958 3 жыл бұрын
Well, T**** actually signed off on a law against people "desecrating national monuments" - which includes the Capitol building. It's an automatic 10 year sentence. 🤣
@poorthing 3 жыл бұрын
Bring back the chain gangs and put all these traitors & Trump, to work like in COOL HAND LUKE.
@MonsterSound 3 жыл бұрын
Well, ... if a back dude gets 10 years for selling a dime bag then, given the current system, a white violent insurrectionist smashing through the doors of Congress will probably get, ... 10 hours of community service (on weekends or when convenient).
@c0mpu73rguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucius1958 He will pardon them.
@sigmasix3719 3 жыл бұрын
@Chatty Cathy ooow so many bad choices again, the criminals from those events are serving time and the appropriate punishment for their crimes under law and those on the run get to live their lives as fugitives until they give themselves up. Ie if they need medication or social security or dozens of other things that only giving yourself up can fix. Thank god sadistic people like you don’t decide what is an appropriate punishment. This is why murderous folks like you and people like trump are not in anyway wanted in a sane society.
@laurencebrown3822 3 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of trying to watch this while eating. Damn near killed myself by laughing while trying to swallow. Great stuff!
@karenboado6980 3 жыл бұрын
This week 2021 on The Late Show - Colbert has held me hostage .. WELL DONE Stephen you showed your distain in a very straight forward way of the horrors the United States of America and Congress had to endure this past week .. follower
@eizhowa 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey Abram should get some kind of medal for getting more people to vote.
@larrylobster9107 3 жыл бұрын
If racist Russian Limburger can get a freedom medal, Stacey deserves one
@XxtheThrasherxX 3 жыл бұрын
@K Crowe dude what
@carlyhall7821 3 жыл бұрын
Adams should be in jail for Voter Fraud
@jmin8400 2 жыл бұрын
@@carlyhall7821 Russian bot
@endalynch 3 жыл бұрын
He has been excellent all week.
@willritter4076 3 жыл бұрын
who, Colbert or Ted Cruz?... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there.
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@arthuralchesay777 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, there's the High-Roller!
@wiltaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen! You have kept us sane and informed sometimes better than other news. vive La resistance!
@alexaales7937 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, that congress storming thing totally stole Georgia's thunder. congrats to both winners! and to Stacy, she worked so hard, she deserves this great success!
@ernestochoco753 3 жыл бұрын
FIRST BLACK SENATOR IN GEORGIA!!! Georgia has such a huge amount of black people. COME ONNNNN!!!! SENATOR REVEREND RAPHAEL WARNOCK AND SENATOR JON OSOFF, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
@mothman4672 3 жыл бұрын
I AGREE !!!!! glad to see some change going on
@uniquelyunique1 3 жыл бұрын
In the year of 2021.. let that sink in deep. 🤭
@lizabuddenhagen9906 3 жыл бұрын
Because of gerrymandering and voter suprression, AKA outright racism.
@slaza3845 3 жыл бұрын
A black man and a jew beat a racist and an anti-semite
@Robert-fc9xz 3 жыл бұрын
Racist
@franklinwilson46 3 жыл бұрын
Love The “Adding On The Calculator” Scene. Gets Me Every Time 😂
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
Ok.
@hitreset0291 3 жыл бұрын
The swooshing back and forth part being my fav.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
He shows more dexterity with four knuckles than most people do with five fingers.
@RvEijndhoven 3 жыл бұрын
I keep expecting the words 'Approximately f*ck all' at the end, though :P
@patriciawilson1836 3 жыл бұрын
STEPHEN COLBERT IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S KEPT ME FROM BEING IN THE SAME MENTAL HEALTH UNIT AS TRUMP BELONGS.
@Fandomonium456 3 жыл бұрын
Georgia has been “blue” for a while, just suppressed. Definitely could tell in the past few years a change was coming
@thalanburris384 3 жыл бұрын
Texas been blue gerrymandering plays a big part.
@Bildgesmythe 3 жыл бұрын
Georgia is a peach, I love them. Georgia will always be on my mind!
@curiosityguru9037 3 жыл бұрын
“I can’t wait to find out what I’m gonna say tonight.” Best host quote ever
@cryptnick_ 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a picture of Stephen's face when he found out that t****'s Twitter account has been banned. 😂
@robvangessel3766 3 жыл бұрын
The first black senator in Georgia history. Hey, it's only 2021.
@debbieallen1815 3 жыл бұрын
I was shocked. The ancestors energy is most felt in Georgia, New Orleans, Louisiana and Mississippi. That fact shocked me. I stayed up 24 hours straight, watching both channels, to rejoice in the win. Sadly, I awoke to Wednesday's shock. It took the celebration away.
@itachimistress 3 жыл бұрын
@@debbieallen1815 I wouldn't let Wednesday's event sadden my celebration. I would say let it fuel your determination to vote, but yes visiting NOLA and MS you can feel the energy
@QueenMegaera 3 жыл бұрын
Considering "rebels" were waving the confederate flag inside the capitol less than 24 hours later, unfortunately not that surprising. But also, what an f* you to those a-holes. Oh, you want the confederacy back? Well, we wanted a black pastor and a jewish guy who worked for John Lewis to represent us, AND IT TURNS OUT THERE ARE MORE OF US.
@robvangessel3766 3 жыл бұрын
@@QueenMegaera It has revealed clearly that 70 million people in this country are gun-loving paranoid racists, whose notions of "freedom" are such Confederate throwbacks as, if you want to fire guns into public crowds you should have the right; if you want to destroy the environment you should have the right; if you want to eliminate corporate regulation and consumer protection you should have the right; if you want to suppress votes for racial minorities to assure white dominance you should have the right. Now that we know who they are and how many of them there are, we have to pull the plug on these Neo-Nazis if we're to preserve our already tenuous democracy (and step up to a full-out democracy) , as we're still the nationwide majority. Many corporate globalists exploit these freaks because they defy regulations and taxation; THEIR war. Since the Electoral College is what keeps their hold on our political system, our best bet is to eliminate the EC, along with Gerrymandering. That, in turn, would neutralize Neo-Nazi and Klan tribes.It would become almost impossible for another Trump figure to reappear in the future (next time, a smarter one).
@ComradeHellas 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe that actually
@75vettemaon 3 жыл бұрын
The whole country wins because of Georgia. Thank you Georgia!
@richmondlynch5349 3 жыл бұрын
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@jehovahtho631 3 жыл бұрын
ADDING THINGS MAKES THEM HIGHER!! 😂😂😂
@tammyshinault4758 3 жыл бұрын
We 💕 Stephen Colbert. Thank you so very much.
@kubrox91 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Monday’s show. He’ll get to rip on Trump being banned from Twitter. That’ll be juicy!
@doeeyes2 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@laraarnott 3 жыл бұрын
It's so much quieter now. It's like turning the channel from murder-rap to classical. Until we remember that our planet is burning up... I'm sure Stephen is up for the challenge.
@rid1bee 3 жыл бұрын
Banned forever or temporarily?
@jimbobeire 3 жыл бұрын
@@rid1bee Permanent. Twitter has issued statements.
@Miss_Matched 3 жыл бұрын
@@rid1bee PERMANENTLY! :D
@benkeller6027 3 жыл бұрын
Hope to the heavens that Loeffler has to face prosecution for insider trading. I'm sure there is more than that.
@antonbrakhage490 3 жыл бұрын
And sedition.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
Warnock put the muffler on Loeffler!
@benkeller6027 3 жыл бұрын
@@odonnabhainiverssen5006 well stated. I'm employed by a State government and the rules, policies and procedures we go through is intense. Criminal background checks, not allowed to invest in State sponsored programs we work on, never allowed to receive any gift, not even a drink or chocolate from the public etc. Any politician should not be allowed to invest money into the stock market as these individuals make decisions long before it becomes public knowledge or any information being released becomes readily available for public knowledge. Public employees (Government officials and employees) get paid well, we have readily available overtime, proper award rates, sick and annual leave etc. There is no need to become greedy and corrupt to line ones pockets.
@nestaannjarrett4948 3 жыл бұрын
Why else would she buy herself a senate seat. She sure didn't do it for the people of Georgia. She bought that seat for her and her hubby's portfolio.
@odonnabhainiverssen5006 3 жыл бұрын
@@nestaannjarrett4948 her husband is literally the chairman of the NYSE , the head of the New York stock exchamge and a legislator should both have to put their investments in a blind trust, even the appearamce of impropriety hurts your country.
@shaminisaravanan3365 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Colbert, you are a bright light at the end of a very long tunnel. 💖
@erintroxler9851 3 жыл бұрын
Best Mitch skit ever, anywhere!
@fletcherdf444 3 жыл бұрын
This entire clip is hilarious. The adding up all the numbers on the calculator was the funniest s*** I’ve seen in a long time. Well done.
@michealdr6950 3 жыл бұрын
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@dk486 3 жыл бұрын
The “joke” about Kamala having to do 2 jobs and be paid for one was 💯
@OlEgSaS32 3 жыл бұрын
If and when (hopefully when) charges are bought up on all those republican senators who supported the lies that casued the deranged mob to attack the capitol, plus those 6 that actually stormed the capitol with that deranged mob, theres gonna be some freshly empty republican seats in the house AND senate so Dems would still have control
@suewinston-elliott2674 3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 👍👍 Stephen Colbert
@deeya 3 жыл бұрын
"a dog teaches a family the true meaning of Jesus, or whatever..." this made me unexpectedly LOL! 😂
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 жыл бұрын
Would have been even funnier (well, to me anyway) if the dog had been a Saint Bernard.
@kinglion2362 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 yeah we'll take anything
@towablewarrior2426 3 жыл бұрын
There's one reason for why I can say that I'm sort of glad Mitch Mcconnell is still in the senate, and that reason is he'll have to sit back and watch as legislation is actually passed, without him having the power to block it in what could be his last term Also really gotta thank Georgia and Arizona for this moment, and those who made it possible
@icuranis4597 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how great minds often think alike. Thanks for saying what was on my brain. Kudos from Kentucky.
@jerrywalz9056 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, Manchin is a Dino and therefore Moscow Mitch still holds all the cards.
@Condorman12 3 жыл бұрын
G.O.P. You had it coming !!!
@octobermoon3959 3 жыл бұрын
We love you Stephen💙💙💙
@uizaretardo 3 жыл бұрын
Smoking a bowl to this! Thanks Steven!
@motm369 3 жыл бұрын
Likewise 👍
@encarnacionvillazana3270 3 жыл бұрын
Hit that 420.. we gonna need it for the headaches our own neighbors set upon us! 💪💪💪
@shortdog3766 3 жыл бұрын
You and I both brother 😎
@ismith275 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t bogart that joint! Maybe pass it to a MAGA friend... it might enlighten them! 😏💭
@MsPrincesspaulina 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever gets you through the night It's all right, it's all right
@ston3kill3r 3 жыл бұрын
Let me get this straight : The person with the Nuclear launch codes has been deemed too dangerous for a Twitter , Facebook or Instagram account ?
@dml1514 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. The nuclear football should be no where near that lunatic.
@kathleensposato5529 3 жыл бұрын
And now the nuclear codes, too.
@therealz360z7 3 жыл бұрын
Nancy called the defense department they said don't worry there's no way they would follow a direct command from that monster.
@davidlundquist1979 3 жыл бұрын
To quote Carl on The Simpsons: "Yeah, it's best not to think about it."
@vgnvz 3 жыл бұрын
Yes he has those powers Yet. When that dawned on me I felt sick. He needs to leave right now
@catherinemorales6834 3 жыл бұрын
You make My Evening, Thank You so Much for you make me not to feel better 🙏♥️ U n your family. God Bless You 😇
@plasmarun544 3 жыл бұрын
Colbert, you are only getting better and better. great show.
@peggybinette8605 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed at the movie segment. My goals this year: get a haircut, eat in a restaurant, see a movie in a theater and travel somewhere, anywhere, even if it is the next county over in SC. 😆
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
May all of your dreams come true, Peggy.
@sarahbrower2453 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chrissiek8706 3 жыл бұрын
Amen, Peggy! Get a haircut, shop for a new dress in actual physical shop, and get a drink (or 5) in a pub! Haven't thought I'll miss my bartenders so much 😅
@gabrielcerda984 3 жыл бұрын
"A movie where a dog teaches a family the true meaning of Jesus" 🤣 🤣 🤣
@raytracer2651 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man I haven't laughed that much in ages, give this man an Emmy.
@tonyballin7351 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I can thank trump for is trashing Georgia to give us the senator run offs and control of the senate and stripping McConnell of all power!
@kevinkruger3397 3 жыл бұрын
What about your check stipid?
@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinkruger3397 -- What's a check stipid?
@elhopper3735 3 жыл бұрын
“Monday, what happened Monday? I can’t remember” Me too Stephen. Me too
@12vgs8606 3 жыл бұрын
See how quickly The Godfather phone call got wiped out from our collective memory? Even this show said nothing about that one hour phone call which was the biggest news on Monday
@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын
@@12vgs8606 -- Actually, Colbert did discuss the call on his Monday, Jan. 4th show. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jsp5pcyZmtDKiGQ.html
@Wimikk 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone here together for the biggest TGIF ever 😂
@randomsandwichian 3 жыл бұрын
Now that's a really good Friday to remember
@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 3 жыл бұрын
RING-A-DING-DING
@jaisu9134 3 жыл бұрын
what does tgif stand for?
@CynAnne1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaisu9134 - An acronym for 'Thank God It's Friday'. 😁
@Velociraptor2000 3 жыл бұрын
I think we should wait until January 22nd.
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