After refusing to kill Paarthurnax for Delphine

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MagicHead0108

MagicHead0108

Жыл бұрын

The sheer audacity of it... #gaming #gamingmemes #skyrim #skyrimmemes #raimi #raimitrilogy #raimimemes #spiderman

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@manaayek8091
@manaayek8091 Жыл бұрын
I felt like Bethesda was like “we need a hard meaningful choice” but chose the wrong characters to center it around.
@pigpuke
@pigpuke Жыл бұрын
Bethesda doesn't know how to write "hard, meaningful choices" - Fallout 4 is a perfect example of that. "You must save the son you have only known for 2 minutes and have formed literally zero attachment to!" Or not, I don't care about that kid. Especially considering under the circumstances there is no way I am not a Synth and thus he's not really my son anyway.
@LunamrathP
@LunamrathP Жыл бұрын
@@pigpuke I never really got that complaint. I don't have to have an attachment to a child to understand the inherently sympathetic motivation of a parent wanting their child back. There are far more egregious examples in my opinion.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Жыл бұрын
@@LunamrathP , your line of reasoning would only make logical sense if the Institute allowed Nora, Nate, and Shaun to live together within the Institute, and them rallying and uniting the other three factions to work side by side the Institute.
@LunamrathP
@LunamrathP Жыл бұрын
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr To be clear, I'm just talking about the initial motivation. Once you find your old ass son the narrative falls apart pretty fast.
@FluffySylveonBoi
@FluffySylveonBoi Жыл бұрын
What plot of Fallout 4 I would make here on the spot in the comments if I was a writer/developer. Let's see... The raiders who kidnapped Shaun would actually be regular raiders, well organized and numerous. They would take him, because he is not affected by radiation and they want to find a cure, but they lack technology and scientists to do so, so they kidnap some smart scientists and tell them to make a lab. The lab slowly grows into the institute. They will create many things including the synths. But after a few years, Shaun, now a young scientist using advanced technology finds many pre war places of interests, including the vault where he came from. He finds his father in there, but decides to keep him frozen, until he finds a safe way to get him out without alerting the raiders, but he understands that he can just wait and he will leave on his own. Not knowing they killed his mom. But then he will find out because of the security cameras and starts plotting in secret, to create the army of synths and wipe the raiders off the face of the Earth. Planning to be there on the day when his father wakes up to be a family again, preferably after all the raiders are dead, so they can live in peace. But he is forced to miss this moment when it comes. On the surface though, Shaun still pretends he is working with the raiders for now. Meanwhile the Minutemen are trying to protect the Commonwealth from mutants, feral ghouls, deathclaws, raiders and other menaces. The Mechanist, who loves to create robots, finds out and helps them with their defenses, indirectly. (Sending robots that protect them from time to time, then leave.) Being a mysterious person. But some of the raiders are dealing with a corrupt Brotherhood elder. The Brotherhood doesn't know one of their Elders is dealing with the enemies, but Shaun finds out and replaces him with a synth, so he can have a spy in the Brotherhood. The original elder's bodyguard is killed during a fight though. This raises a suspicion within the Brotherhood. Meanwhile Shaun separated The Institute from the raiders and begins a full scale attack against the raiders using synths and robots. While these two factions are at war, the Brotherhood recognizes a synth that died in the battle against the raiders as the murderer of Elder's bodyguard and then find out the Elder is a synth as well. Now the Brotherhood battle both the Institute for revenge and the Raiders because they are scum. Meanwhile The Minutemen think the Institute is still with the Raiders, as they've battled them before, they too have their own agenda to battle both groups, but the Mechanist stopped sending helpful robots all of a sudden and nobody knows why. (Another side quest) But the Minutemen are basically trying to protect common folk from harm, but now they need your help more than ever, now that the Mechanist stopped the support. The Brotherhood is self centered and battling raiders and Institute to protect their own group and they are paranoid that there may be stronger opponents than them, probably overestimating the Institute, but who knows. Join them to find out. The Institute fights Raiders, because Shaun wants revenge for his mom and incidentally ignited the wrath of other groups using his shady tactics. There are many enemies, so if you want to join them and your son, count on many battles. Raiders battle all other groups, because they are scum. Plot twist: The Mechanist started supporting the Raiders with advanced robots, that is why they are tough to kill now. Why though? That is up to investigation. So if you want to play a villain, join them and find out. (I don't have the endings and plot twists thought out for each faction yet, but I could do it.) Tldr: Some alternate plot made up in my head as a setting to Fallout 4 when the player finally wakes up and sees the Wasteland factions battling each other.
@tapioca8436
@tapioca8436 Жыл бұрын
“My oath binds me.” Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial, tiny detail? *I OWN YOU*
@JonFardi
@JonFardi Жыл бұрын
Best reference I could think of. Wp
@X.Draxius
@X.Draxius Жыл бұрын
Your oath binds you TO SERVE THE DRAGONBORN AND I SAY GET OVER IT
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
@@X.Draxius more like “your oath binds you TO SERVE THE DRAGONBORN FUS ROH DAAAHH!!!”
@JavertRA
@JavertRA Жыл бұрын
"Er... guys? High Hrothgar would be that way."
@shyguy9793
@shyguy9793 Жыл бұрын
​@@JavertRAhm? TALOS!!!
@best_minicon_dad
@best_minicon_dad Жыл бұрын
Delphine: "The Blades will decide Paarthurnax's fate." Dragonborn: *"I. Am. The Blades."*
@CrniWuk
@CrniWuk 5 ай бұрын
Delphine "Not yet!"
@Taipan_3175
@Taipan_3175 5 ай бұрын
@@CrniWuk Dragonborn: "It's treason then.....FUS ROH DAH!"
@fatguy4137
@fatguy4137 5 ай бұрын
*Without me YOU would just be a silly little girl stuck chasing a Dream*
@ultimatey2656
@ultimatey2656 4 ай бұрын
Dude I'm screenshotting this can someone put that on a subreddit
@weekekek5031
@weekekek5031 3 ай бұрын
This shi cold as ice damn
@olfrogo
@olfrogo Жыл бұрын
"But heed my warning - the Blades may say they serve the Dragonborn, but they do not. They never have." -Arngeir
@amannamedsquid313
@amannamedsquid313 8 ай бұрын
And he was right.
@unsocialchain
@unsocialchain 3 ай бұрын
Arngeir was telling the truth from the start while Delphine just complained for the entire game
@_LucasRP
@_LucasRP 2 ай бұрын
Well, in Oblivion they served the emperor
@olfrogo
@olfrogo 2 ай бұрын
@@_LucasRP And they failed!
@balrok9959
@balrok9959 2 ай бұрын
​@@olfrogoThing is no matter what bodyguards Uriel Septim VII would have he was FATED to die that day. As he said "so this is truly the day" when saw you and he realized this was the day of his death he saw in his dreams. And if somehow it was averted then Hero of Kvatch would be dead or still in his cell and Oblivion crisis would look way different. Blades in my opinion are useless compared to Oculatus. But in Oblivion Uriel would die no matter who stood beside him
@MadCarTK
@MadCarTK Жыл бұрын
*installs killable essential NPC mod* "Out am I?!?!"
@frankficcle7081
@frankficcle7081 Жыл бұрын
Installs mod that turns them into skeletons.
@Lulu.Cthulhu
@Lulu.Cthulhu Жыл бұрын
or just set them unessential. The mod is pointless.
@MadCarTK
@MadCarTK Жыл бұрын
@@Lulu.Cthulhu oh yeah, I recently switched from console to PC and forgot how much control I had. Oops.
@jessiehogue.
@jessiehogue. Жыл бұрын
@@Lulu.Cthulhu You would absolutely not say that if you installed Heartbreaker. Best finishing move ever.
@umbranoctis4348
@umbranoctis4348 Жыл бұрын
@@Lulu.Cthulhu It's a life-saver for us console peasants, who ironically have no console-commands.
@leviwilson701
@leviwilson701 Жыл бұрын
Delphine seems to forget the blades work for the Dragonborn not the other way around
@oneblacksun
@oneblacksun Жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn also seems to forget that he can refuse to work with them. Sure, it's like saying you quit when you're getting fired, but it's the authority that matters in that situation.
@jimjam5570
@jimjam5570 Жыл бұрын
What happens when you just execute them for mutiny? Asking for a friend.
@JBrander
@JBrander Жыл бұрын
(downloads Paarthurnax Dilemma mod) Delphine: "Kill that dragon." Dragonborn: _"Partysnax will not be killed. This is my word. And as such is beyond contestation."_
@Twilight24682
@Twilight24682 Жыл бұрын
The blades were dragonslayers before they served dragonborns they didnt always serve them
@Pirokh
@Pirokh Жыл бұрын
Delphine also seems to forget you know Fus Ro Dah and she's dangerously close to a cliff-side.
@GearShotgun
@GearShotgun Жыл бұрын
You know, it’s not just the arrogance of Delphine that ticks me off, but the hypocrisy. She talks about the Greybeards limiting the Dragonborn’s potential, yet all she does is order us around and try to have us do her dirty work. The Greybeards encourage you to meditate and reflect on what YOU think it means to be Dragonborn, while she’s just like “Don’t think, KILL!”.
@superprobablyuser
@superprobablyuser 6 ай бұрын
i wonder how many people thought she was a bad guy too because of how violent she is
@GearShotgun
@GearShotgun 6 ай бұрын
@@superprobablyuser It doesn't matter what sort of character I roleplay, they ALWAYS hate Delphine. Its not like I go out of my way to do it either. I just think of how they would react to her actions and the way she treats them, and its always negative.
@botondzoltannagy8849
@botondzoltannagy8849 6 ай бұрын
The greybeards also said it depends on us if we use our power for good or evil. Does our live on as a hero for many generations or a curse in the future?
@razinghavoc7419
@razinghavoc7419 6 ай бұрын
​@@superprobablyuserit's not even the violence itself. It's the reasoning and the why. If she put the same energy into something worthwhile then she wouldn't as hated. Some of the best charcters in gaming are hyper violent and sre loved because of why. Delphine violence is based on stupidity and hypocrisy.
@nathansquared2685
@nathansquared2685 5 ай бұрын
Delphine: Why isn't he dead yet? Were you talking? You don't talk! I talk! You kill! It's a simple fucking concept!"
@DoubleU159
@DoubleU159 Жыл бұрын
She says we’re either with her or against her but bethesda never lets us actually be against her 😔
@cataclysm7256
@cataclysm7256 5 ай бұрын
- Yes - No (maybe later, Yes) --More payout- classic Bethesda quest design
@tangytim6699
@tangytim6699 5 ай бұрын
You can just not kill parthunax you absolute tool
@kayhoww
@kayhoww 5 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@MMiniprize
@MMiniprize 5 ай бұрын
This was one thing that made Skyrim fall flat for me, really wish it were a genuine choice the game could commit to
@ThePermanentMoose
@ThePermanentMoose 4 ай бұрын
"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created." good god how I wish you could do this in every bethesda game
@tatersalad76
@tatersalad76 Жыл бұрын
Paarthurnax: **starts leading the Dragons to an age of peace and enlightenment to never again return to violence** Delphine: "We should fockin kill that lizard!"
@arweedsavu
@arweedsavu Жыл бұрын
😂😂☠️
@a.s.raiyan2003-4
@a.s.raiyan2003-4 Жыл бұрын
They ain't got better to do. Lol
@legendary_dovahkiin_supportukr
@legendary_dovahkiin_supportukr Жыл бұрын
All dragons and argonians need to cancel Delphine That's racist Like saying all Khajiit are thieving skooma drinkers
@r1reis
@r1reis Жыл бұрын
@@legendary_dovahkiin_supportukr sooooo, true?
@danboxall4762
@danboxall4762 Жыл бұрын
@@legendary_dovahkiin_supportukr lol, stereotypes exist for a reason
@scottdean185
@scottdean185 Жыл бұрын
Possibly the dumbest interaction in all of gaming.
@AnvilOfDoom
@AnvilOfDoom Жыл бұрын
It's definitely up there, but the original ending for Fallout 3 is still way dumber.
@Ledecral
@Ledecral Жыл бұрын
@@AnvilOfDoom “Fawkes, you fuckface, if you go in there literally not a single person has to die. I even refused to put the mutant killer in just for you.”
@catmeme89
@catmeme89 Жыл бұрын
TES Lores >>>> SKYRIM dialogues and choices
@TheBardorp
@TheBardorp Жыл бұрын
​@@Ledecral I used Charon, but same thing.
@Mirthful_Midori
@Mirthful_Midori Жыл бұрын
@@Ledecral Fawkes refusing is part of why I put the thing in and self-sacrificed pre-Broken Steel. The other reason is that the transition for the narrator praising your sacrifice, to lambasting you for murdering everyone is so jarring that it's comical. "He was a martyr and a hero who loved all, he was a villain so evil he was Hitler times a million." is what it feels like.
@revol2933
@revol2933 Жыл бұрын
Paarthurnax: My oath binds me, Dovahkiin. Until Delphine is dead, you aren't welcome here Players: Yes, master. I'll do as you wish * goes to murder Blades *
@serencefrostbite3362
@serencefrostbite3362 4 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even need to ask. Given the choice most would immediate kill her, then tell paarthurnax "oh nothing happened, just some nut jobs, don't worry about it"
@Badass_gunslinger
@Badass_gunslinger 4 ай бұрын
Man, I would be on seventh heaven to do that with no asking
@VidyaRavilochan
@VidyaRavilochan 4 ай бұрын
now THAT'S a mod that needs to be made
@KyrieFortune
@KyrieFortune 3 ай бұрын
The key difference is that Paathurnax IS actually your superior, being the abbot, so to speak, of the Greybeards and you, as powerful of a Dragonborn you are, are not above him. Besides, he talks to you like a peer, someone on the same level, AND is the living proof that through meditation and great will one can if not change their nature, at least channel it for the greater good (a dragon's name in Skyrim represents their nature and Paathurnax means something along the lines of CRUEL TYRANT, but he has worked ages to not be a cruel tyrant). Delphine, on the other hand, is a hypocrite and coward who hid in a village living a simple tavern life, while the other Blades died fighting or hid in sewers overrun by thugs and thieves, and she is supposed to serve either us (as we are the Dragonborn) or Titus (as he is the Emperor). Not only she does neither, she acts like she is the one in charge AND even has the balls to say the Blades are proud dragon hunters and then never gets close to a single dragon, even asking us to kill the one dragon who proves her wrong. There's a reason why in my first playthrough I left her and Esbern as the last NPCs to kill after a simple console command, before retiring with my wife as the richest and most powerful person in Skyrim
@jackchurchill6549
@jackchurchill6549 Ай бұрын
​@@KyrieFortune The Blade serve only dragonborn or dragonborn bloodline after martin's death the blade are free from duty to empire but they still cooperate with elder council and empire. after white tower pact they been hunt so most of them be death. they can't serve emperor because pact is like force empire to turn the blade to thalmor and thalmor are have info about almost everything and everyone related to the Blade. so most of survivor need stay low and left the blade or do shadow ops. but still the Blade must serve Dragonborn after they found them and protect his bloodline, not order them to do something. they only can advice and guide dragonborn but dragonborn still can decide what he/she/they want and The Blade must respect and obey that decision, not defy and force like delphine do to dragonborn
@endarus6053
@endarus6053 Жыл бұрын
From experience, killing Delphine over and over again gives a boatload of exp from whatever weapon category you may be using at the time. I reached legendary on most of the combat skills pretty quickly from just “killing” her in anger for a few hours. Delphine is unkillable, and unkillable npcs are exp grinders.
@_Machitsu
@_Machitsu 10 ай бұрын
That's one hell of a big brain move.
@vulduv
@vulduv 9 ай бұрын
Literally torturing her for her crimes. Glorious!
@Postaldude__
@Postaldude__ 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I usually to go to mages guild to sneak kill one of the essential npcs over and over, they just wake up and go back to bed and you can do it again. It’s a surprisingly fast grind to 100 sneak
@davidgentry891
@davidgentry891 8 ай бұрын
Shadowmere and the torture victims in the Dawnguard Dark Brotherhood sanctuary for me 😂
@Crimson_Sun2486
@Crimson_Sun2486 8 ай бұрын
Me to my brain: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
@goldgaming4946
@goldgaming4946 Жыл бұрын
missed opportunity to add "Quicksaving..." while Norman said: "Am I?"
@mistahanansi2264
@mistahanansi2264 Жыл бұрын
Too damn true... 😆
@reffk5306
@reffk5306 Жыл бұрын
brilliant
@Sefyno
@Sefyno Жыл бұрын
That would mean that he intends to load the save so they wouldn't really die
@antsletjuka6304
@antsletjuka6304 Жыл бұрын
... as well as console where "setessential ..." command begins to be typed
@mavendeo
@mavendeo Жыл бұрын
@@Sefyno or negate any bounty or hostility since they're essential...
@devinwhite5064
@devinwhite5064 Жыл бұрын
I find it amazing Delphine managed to live as long as she has. Considering how narrow her vision is.
@sailor5853
@sailor5853 Жыл бұрын
Blades are notoriously incompetent
@The482075
@The482075 Жыл бұрын
Well, the Blades may have always lack lustre, but this iteration of the Blades is especially so.
@rhyscallinan5058
@rhyscallinan5058 Жыл бұрын
Also very hypocritical and very unwilling to stop hating for things that happened long ago, so long only people who know are three people and Paarth. Who has tried to do good for thousands of years for crimes we don't even know he committed. What about Delphine, she fought in the Empire-Elf war, who knows how many she killed. She's on the elf list. And yet Ulfric isn't, despite being a legend during that war. She must've done a while lotta bad things. And for what? The possibility that the elves might want the Dragonborn, someone who would nothing more than a myth even the long lived elves don't remember? Who holds nothing of importance for them?
@thejcaesar42
@thejcaesar42 Жыл бұрын
@@rhyscallinan5058 Not doing bad is not the same thing as doing good. It's like if Hitler got to retire to a little house in the countryside with 0 repercussions. You're letting a mass murdering war criminal off scot-free because he's written well and voice by mario. Delphine is right.
@RamblingZhen
@RamblingZhen Жыл бұрын
@@rhyscallinan5058 ​ It's not like the Blades are saints either, they were the spies and the assassins of the Septims for years. If the Septim's said steal, they stole, if they said murder and betray.... well, you can guess where I'm going with this. The Blades as an organization have done many unsavory things and have no high moral ground to claim.
@Wiretale1
@Wiretale1 11 ай бұрын
“If you don’t kill paarthurnax we won’t help you” “I see this as a absolute win”
@ImLiterallyTheBatman
@ImLiterallyTheBatman 7 ай бұрын
"Youre either with us, or against us" Fus roh dahs her in the oblivion
@bradencampbell464
@bradencampbell464 7 ай бұрын
That was my reaction the first time she pulled this crap on me.
@Ncrsoldier-p2q
@Ncrsoldier-p2q Ай бұрын
*pulls out a black soul gem
@Tomohiko_Tatsuno
@Tomohiko_Tatsuno Жыл бұрын
It honestly baffles me that there was no way to actively reject her order to kill him, you can only just not do it.
@duncanharrell5009
@duncanharrell5009 Жыл бұрын
Makes me think LDB killing Party Snacks will be made canon in ES6…
@BLucas-op5en
@BLucas-op5en Жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure you can if you talk to the grybeards first
@Mediados
@Mediados Жыл бұрын
Seriously, I would rather kill every single one of the Blades than Paarthurnax. That old dragon has been nothing but helpful and kind since we have known him, and they want to kill hom because dragon bad. Sounds pretty racist to me.
@SplendidFactor
@SplendidFactor Жыл бұрын
@@Mediados Paarthurnax committed evil atrocities under Alduin's leadership as his first lieutenant. However imo he has more than redeemed himself by teaching mortals the Thu'um and aiding them against Alduin in the Dragon War. The Blades simply keep a ridiculous grudge, they weren't even involved in the Dragon War! The Akaviri were no where near Tamriel back then.
@heliossun1591
@heliossun1591 Жыл бұрын
​@@SplendidFactorwhat's more... The current "Blades" aren't even the original akaviri dragonguard! They're nothing more than just glorified bodyguards.
@magicalmrwest
@magicalmrwest Жыл бұрын
Gotta say I’ve literally never sided with Delphine on this one, even for curiosities sake. Paarthurnax and the Grey Beards have been bros, Delphine and the Blades only ever want to talk to me about their problems. Frankly as soon as I’ve looted that fancy electric Katana that tends to be the last I see of them.
@Taistelukalkkuna
@Taistelukalkkuna Жыл бұрын
Electric Katana. Good name for edgy weeb band.
@kokorochacarero8003
@kokorochacarero8003 Жыл бұрын
I had to spend hours troubleshooting during my first playthrough because Esbern wouldn't say his fucking dialogue during the peace talks sequence, meaning I had to sit there at the Grey Beards table just trying to magic man my way around the console while this useless hobo looked at me with his smug baldness from the other end of the room, quietly mocking me in front of the entire peace council, that witch Elenwen included Screw these guys. If it wasn't for the essential labels they'd be the firsts in line to feed the Ebony blade and Boethiah's Shrine
@sidecharacter7165
@sidecharacter7165 Жыл бұрын
You can go to paarthurnaax and the Grey wards and they give you the brilliant idea of lying to her if I remember correctly. It may have been a mod but I think it was vanilla.
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 Жыл бұрын
@@kokorochacarero8003 “useless hobo” has me dying
@Ryvaken
@Ryvaken Жыл бұрын
Oh please. Greybeards: Go get a horn from a catacomb so we know you're Dragonborn. Blades: Go kill a dragon so I can show you where your enemy is coming from, and also so I can see you're dragonborn. Greybeards: Nah, we won't teach you anything more. Blades: This is my theory about who is behind this. This is why I think this. And this is what I've done to get you ready to find out more. Blades: The end of the world is at hand, but we might be able to stop it! Let's go, together, to learn what we need to save the world. Greybeards: The end of the world might be a good thing, but I suppose we could host a halfdozen people for half an hour so try and stop it, if you really insist. Greybeards: We don't want to teach you, but here's a place to go find a word. If you survive. Blades: Get three recruits to back you up when we find a dragon for us to kill together. Greybeards: You learned about a shout we didn't want you to know about, so go climb a mountain. And either way, we'll never teach you anything again. Blades: You haven't killed a dragon that has a history of Very Bad Things, so we don't trust you to have our back when we go dragon hunting. Delphine is a bitch and Paarthurnax is okay, but the Greybeards are exactly what Delphine said: they sit around and do nothing, and don't want you to do anything useful either.
@isaacb1321
@isaacb1321 Жыл бұрын
I like how Bethesda is like “you can’t be a blade and have a dragon as a friend.” Then adds DLCs where you tame dragons and can still be a blade.
@matheusexpedito4577
@matheusexpedito4577 9 ай бұрын
*WHAT DLC?*
@poggestfrog
@poggestfrog 9 ай бұрын
@@matheusexpedito4577 Dragonborn DLC, check out Solstheim :)
@littlehamham3281
@littlehamham3281 9 ай бұрын
the dragonborn dlc [if you wanna play it spoilers below jus don read em] at max the dragonrend shout lets you pacify the dragons for some times, and ride them although the riding portion is kinda wonky@@matheusexpedito4577
@WalrusWinking
@WalrusWinking 8 ай бұрын
@@matheusexpedito4577 Dragonborn, brother. lmao
@matheusexpedito4577
@matheusexpedito4577 8 ай бұрын
@@WalrusWinking oh, bend will shout?
@rachieroo6748
@rachieroo6748 Жыл бұрын
I like how Delphine decided to give you this ultimatum / sharing she knows about Paarthurnax AFTER the Dragonborn used their sacred blood to get into their old digs And I have had Delphine tell me she knows about Paarthurnax right after getting into Sky Haven Temple. She straight up says that Paarthurnax was helpful, but now that they don’t need him anymore, he needs to die. Almost as if that, now that the Dragonborn has served their purpose, it’s time to test them. Honestly, the Paarthurnax Dilemma mods where you can put the Blades in their place feels like it should’ve been in the game from the start.
@HelpW4nted
@HelpW4nted 4 ай бұрын
Kind of Bethesda's MO. They want a big moral choice you need to make, but their writers are too shit to make it impactful.
@GodlyDra
@GodlyDra 22 күн бұрын
@@HelpW4nted Bethesda’s writers aren’t shit. Its just that their ideas cant usually be added by the coders because the coders have a deadline several years earlier than they should have or the high up corporate scumbags demands they add whatever makes the most profit, damn the story.
@HelpW4nted
@HelpW4nted 21 күн бұрын
@GodlyDra Emil and Pete have made it explicitly clear that they don't care about consistency or good writing. Even listening to Emil's writing philosophies is enough to tell you he doesn't know what he's doing. I don't know what more you need.
@aserta
@aserta 17 күн бұрын
@@HelpW4nted They are very stupid individuals. It's unreal that the world exists, given they are part of it... i guess it's like the cores on GladOS, those two are the stupid core, times 2.
@Mediados
@Mediados Жыл бұрын
"You're either with us, or against us." Only Sith deal in absolutes.
@SpookyTim16
@SpookyTim16 Жыл бұрын
"I will do what I must."
@husky0098
@husky0098 Жыл бұрын
@@SpookyTim16 “You will try”
@sergioplazat3995
@sergioplazat3995 Жыл бұрын
"my old friend" ..... 😓
@pizzacatthegreat559
@pizzacatthegreat559 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sarindanvelor
@Sarindanvelor Жыл бұрын
what a coincidence sithas deals in corpses
@enomisv9830
@enomisv9830 Жыл бұрын
Delphine: *stole the horn of Jurgen windcaller and centered her entire personality around that accomplishment* Dragonborn: *killed dozens of dragons, killed Alduin, defeated Miraak, destroyed a vampire clan, ended the Civil War, returned the blades to their temple and refilled their ranks, etc.* Delphine: *conveniently forgetting the blades serve the dragonborn* You forget that I'm the one in charge here.
@waldoman7
@waldoman7 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd just excommunicate her and arrest her for conspiracy to commit murder
@OfficialNazeem
@OfficialNazeem 9 ай бұрын
​@@waldoman7i downloaded a mod so i cold kill her with The most satisfying ways possible.....
@pietart3596
@pietart3596 9 ай бұрын
Aah yes now I remember why I didn't like Delphine
@OfficialNazeem
@OfficialNazeem 9 ай бұрын
The greybeards warned you about The blades ...
@mariuszmoraw3571
@mariuszmoraw3571 9 ай бұрын
​@@OfficialNazeemProblem is The Blades inserted themselves in first place. Without Delphine inserting into the story, we still would be able to fulfill our destiny easily. Blades only made Dragonborn run around, do their errands and discover things which already Paarthurnax and Greybeards knew.
@corvega_joe
@corvega_joe Жыл бұрын
That’s why I’m so glad there’s a mod that lets you put her in her place. It lets you pretty much tell her “You serve me. I don’t serve you. You will respect my decision about Parthurnax or I will destroy you instead. You’ve seen my powers. You really wanna try me?”
@Beckaboobees
@Beckaboobees 3 ай бұрын
what mod please.
@mdragarg
@mdragarg Ай бұрын
​@@BeckaboobeesParthurnaax dilemma I think
@jefersonmartins6471
@jefersonmartins6471 Ай бұрын
Hope there's another mod with another dialogue. This one resemble some script from Disney. Or those bad ones like Aquaman 1, him teenage talking to his master bout his mon, "ThEy kIlL HeR. bEcAuSe oF Me."
@a.j.carter2294
@a.j.carter2294 8 ай бұрын
“My oath binds me, Dragonborn.” Uhhh, yeah, Delphine. It binds you *to me.*
@The-Game-Merchant
@The-Game-Merchant Жыл бұрын
I'm seriously hoping that in ES6 there will be a book you can find detailing the blades after the events of Skyrim and in it it says that the cannon ending to their story was that Delphine and Esburn were executed by fellow blade members for making the Dragonborn leave the blades and dooming the organization from ever resurging
@gin.gefilms
@gin.gefilms Жыл бұрын
Canon ending will be killing Parthunax
@painhurtssometimes2185
@painhurtssometimes2185 Жыл бұрын
@@gin.gefilms shut your whore mouth no it isn’t
@loganicfilms1388
@loganicfilms1388 Жыл бұрын
@@gin.gefilms No.
@gin.gefilms
@gin.gefilms Жыл бұрын
@@loganicfilms1388 yes.
@ashen_lightning2003
@ashen_lightning2003 Жыл бұрын
@@gin.gefilms no
@mars9986
@mars9986 Жыл бұрын
I always imagined that my dragonborn peacefully left Delphine but closed the doors on the way out, considering that the dragonborn is the only key, they would slowly rot in the temple they usurped.
@mavendeo
@mavendeo Жыл бұрын
That's the best take I've seen
@captainflowers748
@captainflowers748 Жыл бұрын
Could just climb down the mountain lol
@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats
@Corner-for-Assorted-Oats Жыл бұрын
@@captainflowers748 Just make the forsworn move their camp to the opposite side, so even if they made it down they'd probably get headshotted half way down
@rabbit0664
@rabbit0664 Жыл бұрын
I feel you. Like she could spend centuries trying to figure out she shot herself in the foot.
@noise3312
@noise3312 Жыл бұрын
I love that logic Delphine uses. “You aren’t welcome here!” Last time I checked the only reason we got in here is because of me. They have the audacity to direct the Dragonborn around when their entire existence is to serve them.
@matiasyannuzzi9655
@matiasyannuzzi9655 Жыл бұрын
I've sacrificed my spouse to Boethia but I still can't imagine being that much of a degen as to side with Delphine against Paarthunax.
@VidyaRavilochan
@VidyaRavilochan 4 ай бұрын
this. i love that even people who don't bat an eye at bludgeoning tyranus to death or betraying their closest friends and lovers to mephala and/or boethiah draw the line at killing paarthurnax. it's the one thing every skyrim player can agree on: we all love our big teddy bear partysnaks.
@Smeginator
@Smeginator Жыл бұрын
Paarthurnax is essentially Skyrim’s Urdnot Wrex: you CAN kill him, but you’ll feel terrible for doing so, and you should, because you’re a terrible person if you go down that path
@amannamedsquid313
@amannamedsquid313 8 ай бұрын
And the whole world is worse off for it if you go through with it.
@gabelachenman408
@gabelachenman408 Жыл бұрын
The paarthunax dilemma makes no sense whatsoever. Paarthunax was pardoned by the ancient tongues. You know, the ones who actually suffered from his and Alduin’s crimes? So why does he have to face punishment now, after hundreds of years of solitude? He’s not responsible for any of the present dragon attacks and even helps you defeat alduin (more than the blades do, ironically) and he all ready received forgiveness from the ancient nords. Delphine is so horribly written throughout the entire main quest tbh, Bethesda just decided to not even try.
@pigpuke
@pigpuke Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Delphine isn't even the leader of the Blades so she doesn't have the authority to tell anyone to do anything anyway. She's just some dumb bitch that found a set of weapons and armour in her parents attic and is now LARPing as a hero.
@prometheanrebel3838
@prometheanrebel3838 Жыл бұрын
She's literally Cancel Culture. "Hey, you know that guy that helped you kill a son of a god? Well, we found out that he was a huge asshole many years ago. Go fuck him up."
@logandelaharpe6362
@logandelaharpe6362 Жыл бұрын
And when the Dragonborn dies And if parthy relapses
@shaderu3402
@shaderu3402 Жыл бұрын
@@logandelaharpe6362 that’s a lot for Paarthurnax to bank on. Besides with Alduin gone, you don’t need to perma-kill dragons. Just putting them in the ground works fine Not to mention that pre-emptive punishment for a crime that hasn’t happened is fucked up
@labeilleautiste6318
@labeilleautiste6318 Жыл бұрын
And annoying character not necessary Bad wrote its often on purpose to make you hate characters
@frozentspark2105
@frozentspark2105 Жыл бұрын
Saw this on a reddit post. "players don't like being talked down to by overbearing npc's that have no authority over you, and who make ridiculous demands. So either do what we tell you or miss out on content"
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch Жыл бұрын
_THIS_
@captainflowers748
@captainflowers748 Жыл бұрын
Not much content anyways
@shadylapizo9245
@shadylapizo9245 Жыл бұрын
The Thieves guild trust you and only you. In fact, the Dark Brotherhood make sure the listener gets what you need. And of course, the Riekling tribe you can become chief of in the DLC that has Solsthiem. I think that’s how it’s spelt.
@aldreymenezes7652
@aldreymenezes7652 Жыл бұрын
That's why I killed that assassin bitch without a second thought
@agzane268
@agzane268 Жыл бұрын
Esbern wasn't all that bad. Delphine was just unbearable though
@MorallyAmbigousEnby
@MorallyAmbigousEnby Жыл бұрын
I always find it so funny when she tries to kick you out. It's like I'm the dragonborn, I'm thane of all 9 holds, arch-mage of the college of winter hold, harbinger of the companions, I don't need you two. Have fun guarding this crumbling ruin while your order dies in obscurity lol.
@creppersaurusrex2300
@creppersaurusrex2300 5 ай бұрын
"And a member of the Bard College, for some reason..."
@ryanscheffer2302
@ryanscheffer2302 4 ай бұрын
"Also Listener of the Dark Brotherhood and Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild"
@sethmillerd6538
@sethmillerd6538 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine this happens. After this little talk, the Dragonborn goes to the Thalmor to make a deal. "Ok guys, in exchange for me leading you to the Blades and handing them over on a silver plater, you will leave me alone and stop trying to kill me." "Do we have a deal?"
@AndyJade-df6dj
@AndyJade-df6dj 6 ай бұрын
You can’t trust the Thalmor, they’re known for their lies.
@konekoray9323
@konekoray9323 5 ай бұрын
That would be great, but do you truly think the Thalmor would ever honor any sort of deal of that nature? When they would gain everything and lose nothing by agreeing to the deal, being led to the Blades, and then double crossing you?
@creppersaurusrex2300
@creppersaurusrex2300 5 ай бұрын
​@@konekoray9323 i mean, would you double cross the goddamn dragonborn
@konekoray9323
@konekoray9323 5 ай бұрын
@@creppersaurusrex2300 Me? No. But we’re talking the Thalmore
@mikeb5063
@mikeb5063 5 ай бұрын
@@konekoray9323 Thats why when they all storm in to get the blades we seal the doors
@jrlpixels421
@jrlpixels421 Жыл бұрын
Really, it comes down to a choice between loyalty to the Greybeards or the Blades. Which isnt really much of a choice. The Greybeards can send you to just about every shout in the game which ultimately leads you to the Dragon priest masks and the ultimate dragon priest mask. In the end the greybeards can easily lead you to mastery of the voice and more powerful overall. The blades are only fun to rp with but are essentially useless.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Жыл бұрын
There is a third option with mods being the fuck your faction faction, so clearly if you’re going to play the entire Skyrim game on PC then obviously choosing the fuck your faction faction is the best choice.
@pinkbosschanel
@pinkbosschanel Жыл бұрын
Wait they help you gets the masks??
@sidecharacter7165
@sidecharacter7165 Жыл бұрын
@@pinkbosschanel They tell you the locations of entrances to tunnels/shrines that have the shouts you don’t have if you go back.
@TheNostradamusMMXII
@TheNostradamusMMXII Жыл бұрын
If we mod the "essential" out, we are left with just useless
@marcnolan2409
@marcnolan2409 Жыл бұрын
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr can you make a similar mod that does the same thing for Xbox and PlayStation
@DeistPaladin
@DeistPaladin Жыл бұрын
“And that’s when her head just mysteriously popped off, your honor. Shortly afterwards, Esbern cut himself while trying to shave with my sword. Most tragic. I attempted to save them by reloading the game but the unfortunate events seemed to just repeat themselves, as if the will of the gods.”
@Kapiletti
@Kapiletti Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Franzinho_0802
@Franzinho_0802 Жыл бұрын
"suddenly, Delphine and Esbern committed suicided by stabbing themselves 700 times and then they cut their arms and decapitated themselves"
@InvictusCoaching
@InvictusCoaching 9 ай бұрын
LMAOOOO nice one
@MegaManJake
@MegaManJake 8 ай бұрын
"Hm....I see nothing wrong with this testimony. There is no reason to further prolong this trial. I now pronounce the Defendant, the Dragonborn..." *NOT GUILTY*
@chaplaingilgamesh2964
@chaplaingilgamesh2964 8 ай бұрын
Damn shame. Such a tragedy. I will have to tell Paarthurnax the good news.
@BlueFlameBird
@BlueFlameBird Жыл бұрын
"You're either with us or against us" is she...sure she wants to be against the demigod who can turn people to ash with a shout?
@leyrua
@leyrua Жыл бұрын
Delphine honestly strikes me as somebody who is desperately struggling to remain relevant. If she doesn't want to die along with the entire world, then she HAS to help you. But just because she's friends with a historian who is ACTUALLY useful doesn't grant her any tangible AUTHORITY to swing around like she does. Like, she had no business at the peace talks. All she did was reveal her continued existence to her mortal enemies for no discernible purpose other than her own ego.
@AndyJade-df6dj
@AndyJade-df6dj 5 ай бұрын
She’s a Karen, she’ll never swallow her pride because ‘Karens gotta Karen’
@sparklepawz1185
@sparklepawz1185 Жыл бұрын
"You're the dragonborn, you're supposed to slay dragons. Name 1 dragonborn who has dragon companions." Miraak. "No he doesn't count because he ended up killing his dragons in the end." Tiber Septim "He doesn't count either because- wait what?" Yea. Tiber Septim had a dragon. His name was Nafaalilargus.
@thomasbardoux1692
@thomasbardoux1692 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine such conversations. None goes in favor of Delphine "You're the dragonborn, you're supposed to slay dragons" Actually, most dragonborns, which, to remind you, your order served unconditionally, never even met a dragon and sat confortably on the white-gold throne. So I do what I want with dragons!
@explodingplant2
@explodingplant2 Жыл бұрын
Martin too..in a weird way albeit
@DragonProtector
@DragonProtector Жыл бұрын
I have a dragon. Her name umm idr
@lozm4835
@lozm4835 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasbardoux1692 "You're the Dragonborn, you're supposed to slay dragons". "I CAN slay dragons. It isn't quite the same. After all, you CAN slay a person, but that doesn't mean that you are obligated to. And I'm choosing not to slay this person, because I believe that's better for everyone. This conversation can end here, and you let be do as I please, or we can discuss whether slaying you is better for everyone?"
@Franzinho_0802
@Franzinho_0802 Жыл бұрын
​@@lozm4835thats a brilliant response and, personally a perfect one. You are right, the dragonborn is capable of killing dragons but that doesn't mean that he has to make a uhhhh, dragoncide? Or whatever you want to call it I mean, if dragons turned out to be friendly and harmless to Tamriel, do they need to die because in the past they were evil? No, the answer is no Fuck you Delphine
@solidmoon8266
@solidmoon8266 Жыл бұрын
Delphine immediately getting Shouted off the mountain is my go to when she pulls that. Parthunaxx is the only reason Alduin was stopped. Yet her level of arrogance in still considering him an enemy is just brain dead stupid.
@elkevinski
@elkevinski 6 ай бұрын
Let's not forget who the real enemy is for making such whack writing: *_bethesda_*
@Tyrfingr
@Tyrfingr 6 ай бұрын
Should of added that to the video. "Do you know how much i sacrificed!" Next scene is delphine flying away from the shout
@darkner2390
@darkner2390 9 ай бұрын
A lot of Dragonborns turn out evil, but so very few decide to actually kill the only dragon that's ever been truly nice to them. The very same dragon that gave humans an edge over the ruling dragons, to begin with.
@GokuBlackRose978
@GokuBlackRose978 Жыл бұрын
I literally used the mod called “the parthanax dilemma” for my first play through cause I heard about the whole “killing parthanax thing” from the internet. I enjoy talking to him tbh.
@someonebored0100
@someonebored0100 Жыл бұрын
Delphine’s right about her oath binding her. But she’s not following it. Her oath as a blade means she SERVES the Dragonborn she doesn’t order him around she doesn’t kick him out. SHES BREAKING HER OATH. Why is she essential 😭
@iplyrunescape305
@iplyrunescape305 Жыл бұрын
Bugthesda writing
@lampad4549
@lampad4549 Жыл бұрын
Killing dragons seems more important for the oath.
@someonebored0100
@someonebored0100 Жыл бұрын
@@lampad4549 killing dragons is only possible if the only person who can make sure they stay dead is on your side. And you sound like Delphine
@poggerwhite
@poggerwhite Жыл бұрын
There should be an option where you just say "No" and that ends the conversation. Their oath is to protect and serve the Dragonborn, not slay all the dragons
@djd00mshyer
@djd00mshyer Жыл бұрын
"You're either with us, or against us" -The Unkillable NPC.
@thezambambo2184
@thezambambo2184 Жыл бұрын
"I keep shouting her off the mountain in an attempt to kill her, but the dragons keep dragging her broken and starved body back, almost like they don't want her"
@Revan498
@Revan498 Жыл бұрын
if its our blood that opens the temple's door, why cant we just seal it back up and make the wonder duo come crawling back asking to be let back in?😜😜
@Fangtorn
@Fangtorn Жыл бұрын
Or out.
@dawidpotega882
@dawidpotega882 Жыл бұрын
i use the mod to solves this but i also think we should have an option to kill Delphine for disobeying your word, like banishing is not even enough because she was always annoying and cocky.
@ananousous
@ananousous Жыл бұрын
@@dawidpotega882 Naw killing ain't enough, and I've got just the soul gem perfect for her "banishment"
@sillykola50
@sillykola50 Жыл бұрын
@@ananousous Reminds me of the mage playthrough I did where I married Brelyna (dark elf mage student): I ended up sealing the racist jerks in Windhelm into soul gems (I think I needed to tag one of them as unessential to do it) and putting them in a display in my Windhelm house. The best part: I managed to soul trap them and let my follower finish them off, so my fine was tiny.
@jukesdtj656
@jukesdtj656 Жыл бұрын
@@sillykola50 Shoulda enchanted some boots with like Fortify Magicka using their souls and given them to your wife, let her literally walk all over them.
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja Жыл бұрын
0:26 Funny enough, I did the exact same thing when I first played Skyrim. I thought Esbern would've had my back.
@proximacentauri2684
@proximacentauri2684 Жыл бұрын
He actually gives the kill paathurnax speech sometimes. Happened to me in a recent play through after doing the peace meeting at high hrothgar
@sheepisfortheweak6164
@sheepisfortheweak6164 5 ай бұрын
"You're either with us or against us." "And if I were to decide now that I were to be against you, do you genuinely believe you'd stand a chance? Make your choice, Blades. You can either serve me as your oath decrees or you can die an oathbreaker's death. The Blades will either be my servants or there will be no Blades at all."
@TylerSmith-om1cr
@TylerSmith-om1cr 9 ай бұрын
Imagine kicking out the only valuable member of your order because they saved the world but didn’t kill a peaceful, wise, and actually good dragon
@BucketBoatable
@BucketBoatable 9 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking that Dragonborn would pick blades instead of an army of dragons as allies.
@dragonmastersteve
@dragonmastersteve Жыл бұрын
So you solve literally all her problems, save the world and save her friend from the thalmor.....and yet "you're not welcome here"
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 8 ай бұрын
I guess Bethesda learned SOMETHING from Fallout 1
@mid-nite_drive-thru
@mid-nite_drive-thru Жыл бұрын
"You know what? Paarthurnax is super chill. You guys are a total 'Dah Ro Fus'. You know, an infinite SUCK." - The Dragonborn
@anjairis
@anjairis Жыл бұрын
Unrelenting suck. Sounds like a shout for Serana...
@dt_grey4521
@dt_grey4521 Жыл бұрын
​@@anjairisYou wish. And come to think of it. I wish too.
@yagitoshinori9272
@yagitoshinori9272 Жыл бұрын
Unslaad tegal Never ending suck
@zach11241
@zach11241 Жыл бұрын
Vampires: Good for sucking. Serana: Good for sucking in more ways
@dethbedsmolzwhent.t6498
@dethbedsmolzwhent.t6498 Жыл бұрын
When Mods came for Skyrim console I instantly put the marry serana mod xD
@AndyJade-df6dj
@AndyJade-df6dj 6 ай бұрын
I like to think this happened. Delphine tells the Dragonborn to leave to which his does but before leaving he says to her “don’t come crying to me when your world falls apart Delphine” being a complete Karen that Delphine is she just smugly waves off the Dragonborn like he doesn’t exist. “We don’t need you we can recruit anyone with all these guilds in Skyrim” Five months later and Delphine is left in the grand hall room munching on bread while Esbern is trying to reason with her to reconsider to call the Dragonborn back but she refuses to listen. At first Esbern agreed with Delphine about killing the dragon but after a five months of no new recruits joining the Blades it got to the point where Esbern got suspicious and sought out why no one was joining up. Turns out all the guilds in Skyrim refused to help the Blades under the strict orders of the Dragonborn due to him being the leaders of all the guilds. The Dark Brotherhood, The Thieves Guild, Bard’s College, College of Winterholm, The Companions and The Imperial Legion or Stormcloaks refused to help support the Blades due to the Dragonborn having a higher position in these guilds. However despite informing Delphine she still refuses to listen. After 40 years Delphine is still at the temple still saying “the Dragonborn will see it my way” she has become a disfigured creature with most of her armour rusted away while talking to a disembodied skull that is now Esbern for he had died by via suicide. Delphine has gone mad even more than Cicero. She now is dubbed as the crazy lady that lives in a temple talking to a Skull. The local children of Markath dub her the Crazy Skull Lady. As for the Dragonborn, he hasn’t aged at all and is still as young as ever due to him being a vampire. As he sits upon the throne looking over Skyrim as he became the High King of Skyrim. (With the help of the Become High King Mod) Out of the blue Delphine was caught by the guards as she was trying to kidnap a chicken to join the Blades. She was brought to the high court where she was brought to the Dragonborn High King to face justice. She pleaded forgiveness and said her life has gone to shit but the Dragonborn said “remember when I said, don’t come crying to me when your world falls apart? This is what I meant” to which the Dragonborn used the same hand gesture she once used on him “take her to the dungeon and inform the Thalmor we have captured the last Blades member” Delphine was kicking and screaming when she was dragged out by the guards all the while shouting “You’re going to regret this you need Me! You Need Meeeees!!!!!!” The following day the Dragonborn received a letter from the Thalmor thanking him for letting them have Delphine and informing the Dragonborn that she had her execution yesterday, and they asked if the Dragonborn wants to keep the head. To which he wrote back to them “no need just toss it in the garbage where it belongs”
@VidyaRavilochan
@VidyaRavilochan 4 ай бұрын
the image of her trying to kidnap a chicken was somewhat what got me 🤣
@AndyJade-df6dj
@AndyJade-df6dj 4 ай бұрын
@@VidyaRavilochan I was drunk when I wrote that line.
@GhostOfSnuffles
@GhostOfSnuffles 7 ай бұрын
She is the preston garvey of Skyrim, they say you're in charge but never stop bossing you around.
@SCP_Wandsman13_13
@SCP_Wandsman13_13 5 ай бұрын
Preston is at least a good person.
@ComicuzaoCartoons
@ComicuzaoCartoons Жыл бұрын
Me before downloading the Paarthurnax Dilemma mod
@wunmansoap
@wunmansoap Жыл бұрын
apparently there is a hidden option in the game that lets you report this atrocity to the grey beards as an alternative. its not the paarthurnax dilemma but if you're playing vanilla and haven't tried that option then there you go
@paige5433
@paige5433 Жыл бұрын
I just console command kill Delphine and Esbern. Yeah it’s a bit of a tedious task. But essentially writing them out of the world Elder Scroll style is satisfying.
@zanthe_
@zanthe_ Жыл бұрын
​@@wunmansoap How? You just talk to the greybeards after delphine tells you to kill him?
@wunmansoap
@wunmansoap Жыл бұрын
@@zanthe_ the after part i don’t remember, but you got to the grey beards and they just kinda get mad. BUT it removes the need to kill paarthy
@mattcorr5597
@mattcorr5597 Жыл бұрын
​@@zanthe_ he chatting shit, u have an option to speak to the greybeards about it and arngeir begs u not to do it
@brunowillich1837
@brunowillich1837 Жыл бұрын
"My duty binds me,Dragonborn" Yes... BINDS YOU TO ME!!!!!!!!
@gingerbar6604
@gingerbar6604 5 ай бұрын
Paarthurnax is my favorite character in Skyrim. "No day goes by where I am not tempted to return to my inborn nature. Honor is fighting the lure of power.."
@cheese3enjoyer
@cheese3enjoyer Жыл бұрын
As the old scaly lad said:" What is greater? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature?"
@zacharyberridge7239
@zacharyberridge7239 Жыл бұрын
Him saying "Max, don't do this to me" kinda works, considering Esbern is voiced by Max Vin Sydow
@VidyaRavilochan
@VidyaRavilochan 4 ай бұрын
i'm sorry WHAT oh my god!!! been playing skyrim since it came out and somehow missed that my guy MAX VON SYDOW was esbern, thank you for this!
@schizosamurai8840
@schizosamurai8840 Жыл бұрын
"Oh, okay. Fine, sole agent of an essentially dead agency serving failing empire, whose base of operation and any any other members are solely my doing, I, a legendary figure heralded for bringing change have no other option but to listen to your frankly moronic ultimatum, because you realistically have no power over me and at this point I dont need you at all. Makes sense."
@MysticVokkai
@MysticVokkai Жыл бұрын
In my first play through, I never thought too hard about the choices I made in the game, but I simply could not bring myself to kill Paarthurnax
@icetide9411
@icetide9411 Жыл бұрын
The dragonborn then said so many things in the dragon tongue that the Blades were erased from history itself.
@LP-tf7cy
@LP-tf7cy Жыл бұрын
Hand them the attuned sphere and strike it with the keening so they're either erased like the dwemer or turned into shades like arvel, either way no longer my problem
@lokir9959
@lokir9959 Жыл бұрын
New words of power learned: “Out am I?!”
@tristandelhaye519
@tristandelhaye519 11 ай бұрын
Notice how they're both conveniently placed near the edge of the montain when presenting you with that choice. Be a shame if someone would happen to raise their voice to remind them who's the boss around here. Edit : Just realised that's basically what the Paarthurnax dilemma mod does. Shining exemple of unanimous thought shared by the skyrim community, which is, don't f*ck with gramps Paarthurnax.
@martinvr12
@martinvr12 Жыл бұрын
This is why paarthunax dilemma exist. Thank God for the modders.
@noahweathers4408
@noahweathers4408 Жыл бұрын
I can think of multiple ways to resolve this WITHOUT killing Paarthurnax. 1. Just walk away. Say: “Okay, you won’t help unless Paarthurnax is dead? Fine. You’ve barely helped so far, I think I’ll be just fine without you.” The Blades are left with two choices: swallow their pride and relent or lose their “champion”/errand boy the Dragonborn. 2. Ask for testimony regarding Paarthurnax’s change to good. Aside from the Greybeards, there must be some others who’d defend the noble dragon. The ancient heroes whom Paarthurnax originally taught the Dragonrend shout and whom he referred to as his FRIENDS in Sovngarde come to mind. 3. Point out that Paarthurnax is pretty much THE best dragon to try and reform the others or just keep them in line, and killing him would likely stir up MORE violence. “Is your necessary retribution worth potentially condemning countless innocents, eh Esbern?” 4. Shout them down, like in the Mod. 5. Straight up kill ‘em. Not so high and mighty now, eh Delphine? I’m actually not pleased with the idea of brutal murder, but I do feel she could do with a good punch or two.
@Kazuhira2249
@Kazuhira2249 Жыл бұрын
youre not just their champion youre supposed to be their deity lmao its criminal how bad they treat the dragonborn
@immshep
@immshep 11 ай бұрын
Did option 5. Not after screaming at her though (thanks partysnaxs mod) felt good. Might try to bring her back with console to do some fus ro dah. Maybe even go to world height and drop
@tjhedgescout3052
@tjhedgescout3052 6 ай бұрын
6. Use the "NO FUCK OFF" shout and banish Delphine from this mortal coil.
@noahweathers4408
@noahweathers4408 6 ай бұрын
I want to create a story involving not one but TEN Dragonborn, each with their own backgrounds and motivations. Three would be heroic, compassionate, and immensely brave, the embodiment of heroism. Four would be…morally complex, for lack of a better term. The last three are outright villains who use their incredible abilities for destructive purposes.
@AndyJade-df6dj
@AndyJade-df6dj 5 ай бұрын
Option 5, kill the blades mod. Simple and it makes everyone feel better.
@pigpuke
@pigpuke Жыл бұрын
I love how Bethesda writes some characters as if the character knows they are in a video game, are immortal and thus can say anything they like without fear of getting put in the ground like a normal person would be if they talked like these characters do or had their absolute gall and arrogance. If Delphine didn't know she was an "essential" character, she wouldn't use the tone she does and she'd pick her words a little more carefully because she knows she'd go flying off the mountain and there is nothing she could do to stop it from happening.
@ammagon4519
@ammagon4519 Жыл бұрын
They achieved CHIM and know they exist in a false reality
@nikkof5384
@nikkof5384 Жыл бұрын
I miss the days of Morrowind every time an essential NPC lays on the ground after talking that shit.
@lorddashdonalddappington2653
@lorddashdonalddappington2653 Жыл бұрын
Delphine probably doesn't assume that the heroic dragonborn is going to literally just murder her over a difference of opinion. Precicely because she *doesn't* know she's in a video game where the avatar she's speaking to is controlled by someone who is totally disconnected from her reality in a way that makes them highly likely to do psychotic shit for no reason.
@nikkof5384
@nikkof5384 Жыл бұрын
@@lorddashdonalddappington2653 yes the heroic Dragonborn, leader of the thieves guild, listener of the dark brotherhood. The deity who murdered the Emperor and serves the pantheon of Deadric Princes, casually robs people and abuses their power as Thane to get out of the repercussions of their crimes. Makes total sense this character would simply kowtow.
@lorddashdonalddappington2653
@lorddashdonalddappington2653 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkof5384 (she has no reason to know any of that, which is the point.)
@50calBeowulf
@50calBeowulf 9 ай бұрын
There's a mod that lets you put your foot down here with The Blades, reminding them that their oath is to serve and protect the Dragonborn, and then you can proceed with Blades business while leaving Paarthurnax in peace. I don't recall the name of the mod and i wish it were part of the creation club content so you could play that way while chasing achievements and trophies
@p1553d0f
@p1553d0f 9 ай бұрын
At the end of every playthrough, I always use vampiric grip on Delphine and carry her all the way to the Thalmor Embassy. I throw her over the wall and then I stop playing that character for good. This is my canon ending
@thatrabidpotato8800
@thatrabidpotato8800 4 ай бұрын
Shame that requires you to be a vampire
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 Жыл бұрын
only an absolute cretin would kill Paarthurnax
@Twilight24682
@Twilight24682 Жыл бұрын
I always kill paarthunax
@frankficcle7081
@frankficcle7081 Жыл бұрын
I only did it once, in an evil playthrough. Even then in most of my evil playthroughs I let him live.
@dt_grey4521
@dt_grey4521 Жыл бұрын
​@@Twilight24682One day you will have to face the consequences for your actions. And God, may not be so, merciful.
@Nobody-il2fp
@Nobody-il2fp Жыл бұрын
@@dt_grey4521 I’ve killed paarthunax before but I regretted it and never did it again and on any games after I’d only kill delphine and esbern after making them killable.
@devinwhite5064
@devinwhite5064 Жыл бұрын
I've killed him once, once. In the very beginning, Never again. Why would I kill the one chill dragon in the game? The "rewards" of doing so aren't even worth it. Kill the coolest character in the game for a decrepit base, and a task to go recruit people to join the club? No thank you.
@zulium
@zulium Жыл бұрын
Haha this one is perfect. "I started this company!"
@sammulhall
@sammulhall Жыл бұрын
it's so funny to me that there's no base game option to finish the quest without killing him. Like, it didn't even occur to Bethesda that people wouldn't want to do it, but I've practically never seen something so universal as everyone just going "nah fuck that" and either downloading The Paarthurnax Dilemma or just leaving the quest unfinished.
@evancoffland19
@evancoffland19 8 ай бұрын
I wonder if she realizes that this puts her at odds with the dragonborn? Her occupation as a dragon slayer is going to lead her to Paarthurnax, which means she’s going to have to fight the dragonborn eventually. Not like she’d ever get past the gray beards.
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus Жыл бұрын
And then he turns them into skeletons.
@transgender_F-117
@transgender_F-117 Жыл бұрын
Delphine and Esbern were later found face down in a river
@SirMarshalHaig
@SirMarshalHaig Жыл бұрын
Must have been the wind.
@DarthSidious7
@DarthSidious7 Жыл бұрын
​@@SirMarshalHaig the wind in Skyrim can be unrelenting 😂
@Keyon1ofakind
@Keyon1ofakind Жыл бұрын
With their armor dropped
@Emperor_Oshron
@Emperor_Oshron 5 ай бұрын
_(transforms into a vampire lord/werewolf/etc.)_ *"OUT, AM I!?"*
@shardoflight9089
@shardoflight9089 Жыл бұрын
After getting this quest I immediately went and reported everything to the greybeards. I reassured them that I wouldn't kill best-bro Paathurnax and went ahead to complete the main questline. Delphine and her little butter-knife gang can go suck it.
@spartanhawk7637
@spartanhawk7637 Жыл бұрын
Being real Delphine's such an unlikable jerk and Esbern's such a do-nothing, I'd really enjoy an option to just...fight the Blades.
@rhyscallinan5058
@rhyscallinan5058 Жыл бұрын
A Blade civil war, with the Dragonborn just creating his own Blades. But we all know who'd win. The Dragonborn, with Paarth, the dragons, the companions, the various guilds, the lordship of multiple provinces and the power and legitimacy of the Dragonborn vs Esbern and Delphine, both who are terrible at fighting.
@spartanhawk7637
@spartanhawk7637 Жыл бұрын
@@rhyscallinan5058 "You're not welcome here Dragonborn" "Ah that's alright, my blood's the key to the front door! Now get out."
@spartanhawk7637
@spartanhawk7637 Жыл бұрын
@@rhyscallinan5058 Sorry to reply twice, just remembered this, but aren't they also completely incapable of permanently killing a dragon without you?
@rhyscallinan5058
@rhyscallinan5058 Жыл бұрын
@@spartanhawk7637 Yep. They just keep coming back, because only the Dragonborn and other dragons can take the souls of the Dovah. But I guess Dumbphine kinda forgot that.
@JettKuroi
@JettKuroi Жыл бұрын
Send Delphine hurtling off the top of Sky Haven into the Karth River below, and then instead of recruiting new Blades, you create new management. "Let's get this straight, new guys. You serve me, not the other way around. If you don't like my choices, it's time to look back on why you joined in the first place and question whether or not you wish to stay or walk away."
@Beorneofmercia449
@Beorneofmercia449 Жыл бұрын
You should’ve added green goblin using paarthurnax as a glider now that would been hilarious
@Aredel
@Aredel Жыл бұрын
*Barbecues them on the spot* “OUT, AM I!?”
@blackheartgaming6121
@blackheartgaming6121 8 ай бұрын
Dragonborn: I’m not stuck in here with you your stuck in here with me Delphine:……..
@bradencampbell464
@bradencampbell464 7 ай бұрын
It was at that point she realized - she effed up.
@4plus20isHappy
@4plus20isHappy Ай бұрын
When you get arrested after trying to pickpocket back the gold you gave to the trainer.
@jollyrot3145
@jollyrot3145 Жыл бұрын
I hated Delphine the moment she forced me to go to some village in the boons to slay a dragon instead of just shouting at her, because she couldn’t take my word for it. Since I couldn’t ride Paarthurnax over their temple and incinerate the hell out of them, I just stole their sword and armor set like the true thief I was to display in my home, and left them hanging and didn’t dignify them with an answer, let them figure it out, I like to imagine Delphine and Esbern are the only “blades” left, and are as stupidly misguided as Dark Brotherhood was with Astrid in charge ignoring the tenets and the Night Mother.
@97dusk
@97dusk Жыл бұрын
I also stole all the stuff, and never went back. I then sold the sword and bought it back so the Stolen tag would be removed. I never did the Blades questline, so it's only Esbern and Delphine wasting away on their own.
@Wulfjager
@Wulfjager Жыл бұрын
They aren't blades anyway. She's a larper that read historical documents. She and esbern will die alone in their temple
@mistahanansi2264
@mistahanansi2264 Жыл бұрын
Well f*cking said!
@jollyrot3145
@jollyrot3145 Жыл бұрын
@@97dusk Agreed, I was like “Wait, you want me to kill the kind ass dragon who taught me to shout? What the hell have you idiots ever done to make my life better?” 😤😂
@jollyrot3145
@jollyrot3145 Жыл бұрын
@@mistahanansi2264 She’s definitely annoying, ‘I need to see you in action slaying a dragon’ me: “Seriously? I just watched the town guard totally dismantle a dragon, are they Dragonborn’s too Delphine?” 🤔
@bluehotsaiyan5955
@bluehotsaiyan5955 Жыл бұрын
“But the one thing they love more than the Dragonborn, is to see the Dragonborn fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you’ve done, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?” -Goblinborn Edit: 😱🤯 1000 likes??!!! This-Wow… Thank you guys! This is the first time my comment has this many likes! 😁🙏✊
@SamanthaVess
@SamanthaVess Жыл бұрын
Gobluin.
@jdogzerosilverblade299
@jdogzerosilverblade299 Жыл бұрын
the part thats even funnier is the only things you get from them that matter is the shout that you will use once and never touch again. the rest is sutff you loot from sky haven temple. they provide no other reason for existing. parthanax could easily give you a name of a dragon or hell fly you to skaldoven himself. or use the undead dragon from the dawnguard dlc. bend will shout also exists.
@ryanrcosta
@ryanrcosta Жыл бұрын
​@@jdogzerosilverblade299 if you finish the war before doing the main quest, since there's no peace council you have the choice of actually getting ohdaving's name from paarthurnax himself. So yeah, not even that
@a.s.raiyan2003-4
@a.s.raiyan2003-4 Жыл бұрын
Based Goblinborn
@necromancypizza
@necromancypizza Жыл бұрын
This is the best comment hands down
@Liesmith424
@Liesmith424 Жыл бұрын
It was so hard to notice Skyrim in this video with Willem Dafoe absolutely killing that scene.
@antimaster6432
@antimaster6432 Жыл бұрын
[Terrifying presence] I'll make you wish the Thalmor finished you off.
@RorschachRaccoon
@RorschachRaccoon Жыл бұрын
Delphine! How would you and Esbern like to take a permanent vacation to a place I call The Black Star? 🙂
@showirstraw8057
@showirstraw8057 Жыл бұрын
Every new game I start no matter what path I take no matter who I kill or what side of the war I choose. I will never kill Paarthunax.
@hamby2232
@hamby2232 Жыл бұрын
"In the name of the blades, you will be formally removed" "Are you threatening me delphine?" "The blades will decide your fate" "I AM, THE BLADES" "Not yet" "... it's... treason then... MUL-QAH DIIV"
@presleycordeiro
@presleycordeiro 8 ай бұрын
Ngl that skit fit perfectly for that scene 😂😂😂 great edit ✍️
@BingBangPoe
@BingBangPoe Жыл бұрын
I was expecting to hear a "FUS RO DAH!" after the black screen.
@gavinfreenone6626
@gavinfreenone6626 Жыл бұрын
same haha
@Skarrz72
@Skarrz72 Жыл бұрын
Instead of "Fus Ro Dah!", should have yelled, "OUT AM I?" followed by that thunder when you Fus Ro Dah an enemy.
@23DrakeDOTN23
@23DrakeDOTN23 Жыл бұрын
"So my choice is the literal wisest being alive today, who is also a powerhouse and now biggest player on the Dragon Board next to myself, against a small group who, until I came along, were struggling to even do anything but hide and hope the Thalmor didn't catch up with you? Well it's pretty easy then! I'll tell Paarthurnax you said hi."
@PennTankerGuy
@PennTankerGuy 8 ай бұрын
"Hey Delphine. Wanna help me train my Two-Handed skill?"
@something1600
@something1600 Жыл бұрын
Your oath to WHO DELPHINE!? YOUR OATH TO WHO!?
@dogribgamer
@dogribgamer Жыл бұрын
"You're either with us or against us?" Not really an option since you can't kill her, so I just left that quest unfinished.
@sidecharacter7165
@sidecharacter7165 Жыл бұрын
She is dumb enough to challenge a guy who can literally kill gods with his words. That phrase is a direct threat as she said she would kill her enemies. Somehow she thinks she is stronger than the dude in a fully enchanted set that has killed a god.
@GokuBlackRose978
@GokuBlackRose978 Жыл бұрын
Well yeah but you know what’s funny? I downloaded the mod that lets me save parth and after killing alduin, I literally went straight for Delphine and esburn, killed them without a single thought, fuck those guys.
@dog.61
@dog.61 Жыл бұрын
Same lol. I ain't killing him. He the homie
@Rantandum
@Rantandum Жыл бұрын
You know there’s a problem when the Green Goblin is the voice of reason.
@BinaryJoe
@BinaryJoe Жыл бұрын
I also get this vibe when I'm at Golden Hills... y'know, *my* farm...or the College after becoming archmage only to have the staff refer to me as "sneaky little elf". I mean, it's accurate...but uncalled for.
@paoloangelino24
@paoloangelino24 2 ай бұрын
"You know what? I'm something of a Dragonborn myself!"
@ivan_the_bunny
@ivan_the_bunny Жыл бұрын
Norman saying "I started this company" actually fits in this scenario.
@fabf77
@fabf77 Жыл бұрын
I remember that Esbern gives you a quest to achieve a very good passive effect against dragons, you can do that before you hit this dead end. What I mean is that you can also use and discard them just as they intend to do with you. You can literally leave them for the rest of the game waiting for news even if Alduin is alive or not, rotting in that musty temple.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 8 ай бұрын
Everything that made the Blades matter died with Martin Septim, for better or worse
@diagxol_1116
@diagxol_1116 3 ай бұрын
Paarthurnax choices mod is here to let her know who's the boss
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 Жыл бұрын
And that's the day the dragonborn turned into a Vampire Lord , wreaking havoc with blood bombs
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