Empire: Systemic racism 😂🤣

@@TheToonpimp Nah they massacred a town of orcs for having a "no humans or elves" sign. They're the most racist.

@@Elizabean1984 But orcs are elves.

@@SirDankleberry Most of them don't see it that way, they typically view themselves as Children of Malacath (which includes Ogres, Goblins, Rieklings, Gremlins ,etc.)

Dunmer: systemic racism

Even Morrowind players think they take it 3 steps too far.

Aen Elle: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

They're so racist, they are even racist against their own.

Average Nord: damn right, those fecking elves gotta know that Skyrim belong to the Nords!!! The jonkie cats as well, the orcs smells now that I think about it... And those fecking Bretons are inbred most likely.

@@Nai-qk4vp FR. Any and every race is fair game to them

I appreciate the Thalmor's consistent commentary on things that don't need commentating.

Random High Elf: "What did I ever do to you?"

I am a disgrace to the Altmer by their standards, but at least the disgrace can kick their ass.

"...Look, are you going to hire a room or what?"

Says the Altmer

*Dominion soldiers approach* Roadside Thalmor: “YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE ALTMER!” Dominion soldiers: •_•

He’s the town drunk

​@@iluvyurbles hypothesis: he's only still allowed to be a Thalmor official because his parents have really high ranks. They had him sent him to Skyrim in the middle of nowhere so they wouldn't have to deal with him.

@iluvy underrated comment. Ye, most altmer both by lore and games don't do the shit thalmor do. Everyone who sides with mankind via real world association forgets most altmer are not thalmor who are like a nazi party ruling over germany by force. And of course, like most racists, racism is the goal of life, reason to live, all consuming hate. Get drunk and find someone to berate.

​@@IRussian007 Racism is their religion and answer to every question and problem in their life.

No one bests an orc!

"Sharp tongue. My axe is sharper!"

Orc:….hmmmm…need to think first…. (Splits Thalmor’s head open with 🪓) …..ok, done thinking.

@@garcalej how about an 40k ORK on skyrim

@@Ghostx357 OI, you'z pickin' a fight ya weird lookin' pointy ear git?

Curved swords i guess😂

*MLK Jr waiting to use his Civil Rights beam on Thalmor....*

Even Thalmor fears twitter

Makes sense, in lore the Redguards were the only race to beat the Thalmor's ass back when they atempted to invade Hammerfell.

@@nombre2781 True. Hammerfell is kind of based. Their bounty hunt quest sums it up pretty well.

My Nord Werewolf has the voice of Keith David

To quote Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate: "I'm a dog? Then you're dog food."

"I'm a dog? Then you're DOGFOOD!" Thalmor: "what?" *Gets mauled by a werewolf*

*OM NOM NOM NOM* “Ugh, you High Elves are really full of s**t, aren’t you?”

"You are technically correct. The best and tastiest kind of correct."

Friendly reminder: Not even Mehrunes fucking Dagon himself could conquer Black Marsh. So good luck to any Thalmor guys who're dumb enough to try invading it.

@@negativedumpster9778 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@negativedumpster9778 not only could he not conquer it ... he had to stop openening oblivion portals in Black marsh because Argonians started to invade Oblivion. The hist always knew where the next portal would open and had an army of Argonians ready to invade back...

@@TalesStahl these argonians are Badass ngl

What have the snow elves and the dwemmer got to do with this?

​@@canismajoris6733 , nords killed the Snow Prince, after that falmer were completely defeated by them and flew away to seek refuge.

Snow elves attack the Nord's the Nord's killed most of them

​@@ashnazgthrakatulukii1165 The Nords didn't kill the Snow Prince but a little girl after her mother was killed by the Snow Prince himself.

Tbf those "Nords" were juiced up Atmorans that were taller, stronger, and way more resilient than modern day Nords.

No no let him think he escaped first

"Oh, whats this? a Black Soul Gem? in my pocket? oh boy, my sword sure would like an enchantment too..."

soul is soul

“I ALWAYS COME BACK” -Soultrap.

He's just so angry at himself being mortal. All altmer are ashamed of losing their immortality as a punishment from the gods, which they have nought chance but to endure with as much honor as possible. Humans were creation of gods, they are humble and thankful for their limited sub-100-year existence, but elves were sons and heirs of divines, but banished to mortality forever, and now pussywhipped by it

Years of selective breeding.

What eugenics does to a race

Having the longest lifespan and the most efficient ability to manipulate reality and physics is "physically weak" to you? Why is it that edgy named profiles always have the worst takes? Even boomers, zoomers, and karens have the occasional decent post.

@@FerretCuddles found the thalmor. Physically as in - physical strength. Yes magic is a power that has physical manifestation, but when it comes to raw strength, high elves are the weakest. Without magic and on equal footing with any other race, a high elf would lose every time Also this goes without saying but this probably applies to you... piss elf

@@FerretCuddles No, no, he's not wrong. Physically weak as in they're the least strong.

*Big talk coming from a High Elf*

@@Oakvale2004 The Thalmor are so racist that they are racist against their own race 💀💀💀

« Go back to your country »

Hopefully they’re not gonna invade for oil or “democracy”.

Based Thalmor

@@orxy5316 no.

@@jakespacepiratee3740 it’s a funny joke

It's common enemy phrase,not thalmor specificaly

@A J grab your Pugilist gloves and just go to town

Every Bandit wants to make me into a rug

My khajit ass in full daedric: *Red Sun intensifies*

Khajiit are some of the best warriors so i wouldnt want to be the thalmor right there, the khajiit would probably come up with a sly comeback anyway

I mean, they have nice, easy to carry and really expensive armor. They are besically walking banks if you ask me.

Fr

And then they violently made out

Indeed. I'm an empire man (well, Bosmer), and that means the Thalmor are my greatest enemy.

I wouldn't call "twenty feet outside Rorikstead" the middle of nowhere, but other than that yeah pretty much

@@GrassPokeKing Seeing as Rorikstead itself is pretty much the definition of the middle of nowhere...

Even those against both sides can agree.

@jallen1425 Love your Profile Picture

Based

Absolutely Based

I carry a enchanted iron war axe and hide shield or enchanted greatsword just in case Thalmor or Legion solders have a prisoner, nice to let them have some jolly good revenge.

Well they wouldn't be seeing their gods now will they?

@@LOVEPHOENIXDANCERnope, off to the soul carin where they will linger for all time

Orc: "give me your face" *proceeds to rip of his head and puts it on his night shelf*

@@SirVonLuinewyn Thalmor wakes up

That wrong person tends to be a juiced up demi-God who 1v1’s dragons all day.

@@nova8747 with psychopathic tendencies mind depending on what actions he/she has taken.

@@hunterrhoades1813 50/50 chance of getting a “gentle giant” who tries to help everybody he can, or a complete monster who simply wishes to see the world burn.

​@@nova8747 I'd say both kinds of people can still be dangerous for a racist prick whose in the middle of nowhere. (I play as the first type of character and I'd still kick Thalmors ass)

@@yagirlsheila7705 Fair fair, I just kill Thalmor regardless, it's a good time.

Got room for two?

This should become a copypasta.

Mind if I join?

This fire spell is really heavy. I don't know if my scaly, bestial hands can control it...

By Talos, I'll rip off his head and relieve myself using his neck as a latrine!

W pfp

Thalamor: N'wah

This isn't entirely true actually. According to maps in bethesda's Elder Scrolls Blades mobile game, Hammerfell has officially lost part of its southern coasts and other islands to the Dominion occupation. It's not a full victory. (and under the Empire, the emperor was going to cede an even bigger and more massive part of hammerfell to the dominion. the redguards kept fighting and eventually agreed to more favorable but still not ideal peace terms)

But... "any human race" 🤨

Oh-

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Typical Khajiit thievery, he probably had his tail cut off for stealing and proceeded to cut off and steal the tail of another creature.

​@@tremendousyeet3467It ain't a tail...

* PH intro plays *

Aldmer not altmer

@@GetgainzDe actually it is altmer since the aldmer were nigh extinct by that point. breton ancestery is altmer, the direnni high elves specifically during the late first era when the high elves of summerset were trying to colonize high rock. the direnni elves are an altmer group who simply broke free from the altmer of summerset. the bretons are a result of direnni altmer and nedic/nordic unions then the altmer blood being spread out. the bretons are probably 20% elf in their genealogy btw Direnni are one of the major altmer houses of summerset before leaving because of opposing views and restrictions on magic. the Direnni clan are still around in the 4th era, though they keep to themselves. all bretons have Direnni ancestors because the early Direnni felt they could improved the nords/nedes of high rock as supperior slaves by introducing elven blood through selective breeding with the humans. the result were half elves then these half elves bred with other humans and the altmer blood became the bretons but also during this time the Alessian order had destroyed all but 1 of the aldmeri cities led by Laloriaran Dynar at the time. this was prior to the direnni altmer creating the bretons through selective breeding i want to point out that the ayleids were the last bastions of aldmer while the people of summerset were altmer due to being changed by living in the summer set isles both culturally and physically (the golden skin of altmer VS the more pail greyish skin of the aldmer, a good example of this is Laloriaran Dynar himself)

They’re just humans who had a smudge of elven ancestry thousands of years ago they’re not hybrids

@@fangslore9988 so the real question is, who is more elf, an orsimer or a breton

​@@GetgainzDe Orsimer. In Septimus' blood fletch orc blood is needed but not Breton.

Even cold wastelands require reptilian heroes, whats more dragonborn than a lizardman speaking draconic?

@@dragonlorddrogoth8123 That was my logic when I first played Skyrim and didn’t know the lore. “Argonians look like lizards. So obviously the Dragonborn would be Argonian!”

gecko mode on

The Argonians should enact the Great Purge as none of the other races of Tamriel are part of the Great Plan.

Boa tarde, amigos!

They can't handle the curved swords.

The thought that just 1 race of people were able to make the Thalmore shit bricks. Yet when the entire empire’s legion tried to take them on they lost so hard they *gave up* Talos worship is wonderful

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 The Virgin Imperials vs the Chad Redguards.

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Thalmor have the most mages out of any army, which lets them burn entire formations of Legionaries to death from range. But magic doesn't stop you from dying of dehydration in the desert.

Because they have BIIIIG curved peanus.

Telling a race in their native land that they'll be eradicated regardless of what they say when they're involved is the worst to me

​@@ElStink4K sounds like something ive heard many jewish people say

​@@IAmAlpharius14 I'm amazed youtube hasn't buried this reply, but yeah those were my exact first thoughts lol, I think someone on the writing team was in on it, there's just too many coincidences

@davidsnik8469 The Thalmor are based on the Nazi Party.

​@ElStink4K Would never happen though even in the great war. The nord warriors were the ones that held the front line and retook imperial city

Wood elf: I'm too hungry to hear your bullshit

Thalmor: _"Pathetic_ excuse for an Elf..." Bosmer: "We obey the Green Pact, which states that were are _never_ allowed to eat plants under any circumstances. Which means we are strictly carnivorous. As in, we only eat *MEAT.* And guess what your _entire fucking body_ is made out of?

You can't expect racists to make sense, surely.

@@Sara3346 A fair point.

Much like the real life nazis, the elf nazis are full of shit

dark elves were just "blessed" by azura only thing that makes them different from the chimer is that they have grey skin instead of gold and their eyes are red theyre basically chimer recolored which in turn they stopped worshipping azura and started worshipping the tribunal for some time its not like orcs who became that way because trinimac was shit out by boethia they didnt lose any of their capabilities

@@str33t3r except we don't actually know that. it's supposedly not confirmed that they disappeared all at once or died slowly over time. for all intents and purposes, they are extinct [save for one] until further notice.

By far the most wholesome Skyrim comment I have seen in a long time. Thank you my friend, for this did put a smile on my face.

Thalmor: *sees Barbas* "Nord! Dog!" *feeds doggo the hand of a nearby Talos worshipper*

Ironically sounds realistic to how the average language proficiency of Nords are.

@Javsco Dunmer practiced slavery. They often put their slaves in cages or crates to move them around through water. A Dunmer getting a taste of his own medicine is hilarious.

EbonHeart Pact in a nutshell.

@@wolfman210 The most based faction of the three.

Balamus and Archer kicking ass!

Argonians are *much* higher on the farmtool status than the racially inferior cat people.

Imperials and Stormcloaks too probably. Just about every race would want their hits in.

The Second Great War mod makes Thalmor ass-kicking even more worthwhile

I find them mostly morally correct. That is the actual plan of the Thalmor. These grunts you encounter are feed some BS to make them spread fear and conflict. It is true that they believe it, so in that respect they are pretty disgusting, but the Thalmor are genius level plot masters. They want you to hate them.

BatChest

How is this task not arbitrarily instated as your first main quest? These lanky long ear-lobed fools are just begging for the headsman's axe when you first see them in the intro scene. Main quest 2: Kill all the reptilians.

Guys there is a mod called assult of summerset isle its basically a thalmor genocide party

It's why they grouped the human responses into one.

I laughed really hard at this, made my day thank you

After killing everyone that's allowed to be killed, I do that to anything that's not nailed down like what's on tables and bookshelves. Doesn't impact the game in any way but it does feel cathartic. . .I also do that to Delphine whenever she finishes talking and it's time to move on. . .just don't do it when you're on Riverwood streets like when starting the quest to Kynesgrove. Hitting civilians with that shout is the fastest way to turn them hostile.

In lore, the shouts of the masters of the Thu'um was able to blow down walls like a stack of cards. And a Dragonborn would be much more powerful. If the game were fully lore accurate, you would definitely be able to shout the entire embassy into the Sea of Ghosts.

If you let The thalmor stay at the meeting in hrothgar you can shout them off the biggest mountain in the world when it ends

Cloff?

@@Tragedous Her and Delphine.

Ive never heard em over the sound of my shouting

Me:(Modded Dremora Race) Thalmor:(Thalmor has left the chat)

Me a Lilmothiit: [amusement foxy noises]

cries in modded snow elf

@@thecatjall7848 How's the Black Marsh treating you?

Me: (modded moe dragon race) Thalmor: ...I think the universe just CTDed

I don't really know the lore. Did the Wood Elves mess the Altmer up in the past?

@@Malgorn they are cannibals edit: to be clear, the green pact wood elves defend the forest and eat only meat with belief that meat should never be wasted, that includes people.

Bosmer are quick to cannibalize, He's scared he will literally get his ass eaten

@@Malgorn They do routinely go on purges in Valenwood. but not without causalities.

He straight up calls him a pathetic excuse for an elf what are you talking about

They literally blew up a refugee quarters filled with altmer refugees.

not the red guards lol

It makes perfect sense actually. Imagine you're in a war and you see your own people in enemy ranks. Is it close minded and narrow minded thinking? Yes. But it is how most people think. More so in a cold war. Which is the case with the Thalmor and the empire. It's like how we had our own real life cold war.

@@Veldazandtea Hmmm, I did come across the books of "rising threat", which described the thalmor deposing altmer kings and cracking down on fellow mer. Many fled to tamriel, so I guess you got a good point.

@@sirfanatical8763 Yes, the Thalmor are like the equivalent of the Nazi Party in Germany and if you choose a High Elf as your protagonist it is as if you were an anti-Fascist German, of course they hate you! To them you are a dirty traitor.

I don't think a guardsman with no super strength or psychic abilities can handle a thalmor

I mean the stormcloaks are Thalmor backed to weaken the empire so that checks out. Stormcloak victory is in the best interesst of the Thalmor.

@@lysandergorisch1969 they're not BACKED by the thalmor, they're UNKNOWINGLY helping them, it's different, they hate the thalmor

I mean the Thalmor consider him a asset but as far as Ulfric is concerned you are correct yet a unwitting pawn remains a pawn . A isolationist racist skyrim is the best outcome for the Thalmor because unlike Hammerfell Skyrim will not have imperial legions to "unoffically" aid their war. Ulfric is the best kind of useful idiot the Thalmor could have hoped for. @@dumbmemesidk

@@HeyJinx true, though saying you don't support someone in skyrim bc they're racist it's like saying you won't eat a cow because they moo, yet those damn faithless imperials use that as am argument all the time

Based imperial soldier, when the second war breaks out you’ll be hero or a martyr

I use the Hunterborn mod to skin them and turn them into cloaks.

I love killing Thalmor while also being on the imperial side

They are very useful to get some werewolf perk too

@@that_one_helljumper Didn’t Tulius say something about rebelling against the thalmor at or sometime past the end of the imperial quest arc?

Prolly the same thing. Sucks they have no respect for their own kind.

I know they treat you as a friendly until you get close enough. I love walking around the Embassy in full Thalmor Robed attire. Them just going "Come here! Let me get a good look at you!"

@@Stryder45 Is it the same thing outside the embassy?

@@bidoofenshmirtz Dunno never tried before or after the party. Also if you are detected while wearing the Thalmor gear and are invisible the reaction is the same with most races, I haven't tried all.

​@@bidoofenshmirtz They react like you're any other rando; two questions then it's time to start blastin'. That's when I think you get lines like "you're a disgrace" for the specific racial insults that can be thrown out, but they don't have anything special for trying to impersonate a Thalmor operative out in the wild.

"Soon, all Nords will be Thalls to the Thralmor.... goddamnit."

would be funny if they coped about it like accusing you of using fake replica to piss you off

The Thalmor think they can enslave the whole entire human race when in reality there is more human races than elven races. So basically the Thalmor would be outnumbered. I would love for them to try only to get their asses kicked by Nords, Redguards, Imperial, Orcs, khajits and all other races they consider inferior. Sounds like what hitler would do because the Thalmor are Basically Nazis in a way for wanting to exterminating or enslaving inferior races but in the end the summerset isles would end up being occupied by the Empire

To be fair if the dovahdick wasn't running around eating dragon souls the next best group for fighting then would probably be the thalmor. Their magic is the best of any race and can counter the dragons flight. Of course that doesn't matter cause Alduin can resurrect them anyways, but outside of the dragon born they are really the only people who stand a chance against the dragons

@@darcys842 It's too bad the Thalmor are too busy feeling superior to all the other races (Spoiler: They're not.), otherwise, I'd agree.

Hello reddit.

@@darcys842 Well that is in Skyrim specifically, over at Blackmarsh The Hist can just modify argonians to counter dragons and win

Slaveosaurus rex you mean

I thought the Thalmor were high elves? Or do they constantly do the "no true scotsman" thing?

@@Zamtrios245 They definitely do the "no true scotsman" thing. The thalmor are nazis compared to High Elves being Germans in this sense.

They aren't allied races, more like annexed/enslaved ones

"Allied"...

@@Zamtrios245 Well, the Thalmor are technically a political faction that took power in the Summerset Isles, very much like a certain political party in Germany back in the 1930's... So Thalmor are High Elves, but not all High Elves are Thalmor, just technically under their rule. And like most fanatic groups that achieve significant power, they are ruthless to anyone who are not part of their clique.

Thalmor: zionist Altmer: normal Jew

@@JohnCena-le1jj Bosmer are Palestinians

@@JohnCena-le1jj isn't that a bit antisemistic? You know what jews had to go through in WW2, right? such ableism But maybe you're a German and that's why you act like this

@@hntr_officialdude, not every critic towards zionism is antisemitic. You can respect jews but oppose zionism

Not a theory if you ask the aldemeri dominion.

Yep

Something something power of the voice something something RACIST ELF SLAYING AXE

Yeah bc they lost to them

I've done that, she congratulates you on your marriage to the blushing bride as usual, not even giving a damn you now have another woman in your life besides her

@@seventyfourty As long she gets paid she doesn't care, she's on that sigma grindset.

​@@goatslayer3160 truest comment I've ever seen can someone get this put in a frame

It's possible through mods, but in a canon sense it would require some serious story work.

​@@timtaylor9298 Not really, the Falmer we meet in Dawnguard (I forgot his name) says that they're may be some small groups of Falmer that are in hiding.

@@TheTrueWheatley Gelebor is his name. And it is entirely possible. It's also entirely possible that the betrayed aren't too far gone. We have lore evidence of entire races being transformed by gods. It would just require some writing to explain by what means they're back.

​@@TheTrueWheatleyYes, but why would everyone treat someone normal who is from a species so ancient that it was thought they were extinct before the age of dragons?

@@TheTrueWheatley Wait there's a live ancient Falmer in Dawnguard?

@BaneOfPhillipBurnell kratos?

He made that up, since Tundra Cotton has nothing to do with Redguards. Since Redguards aren't FROM the tundra. He was just trying to force being racist/"muh edge!" but in a lame and hamfisted way that doesn't work with the lore.

@@DaBlackX 👍

That's just the magic of Bethesda voice acting

That only happened after Ulfric basically strongarmed the Jarl of Markath to allow open Talos worship and pissed the Thalmor off. Before that the Empire did turn a blind eye to it.

Yes. Thalmor agents. Not Imperial soldiers.

It’s because imperials are nothing more than Thalmor boot lickers, just as expected of an imperial dog.