I Almost COULDN'T HOLD IT In Prison (Story Time)

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@samuel2985 2 жыл бұрын

These new videos are the highlight of my day Joe! Good ol' Joe Ross! APS Fo Life!

@AfterPrisonShow 2 жыл бұрын

That means a lot. Thanks for rocking with the videos bro.

@Mascotmedia_clips 2 жыл бұрын

@@AfterPrisonShow yeah, your videos deserve more views. Funny af

@michaelshaw1382 2 жыл бұрын

@@AfterPrisonShow yo u gotta bring back when u pause then get right up close so u just see your eyes ...that shit was funny

@0U8123MTA3 2 жыл бұрын

@@AfterPrisonShow I had a coworker admit that he would wear an adult diaper to music concerts or anything where large crowds might prevent him from finding a bathroom. He brought it up because we were talking about how inconvenient large crowds can be. I have no idea if he was telling the truth but it was a clever story. Just sharing.

@elmstreetofficial 2 жыл бұрын

@@AfterPrisonShow Yess bro what homeboy said, please do the closeups again, that stuff was hilarious 😂

@cris-br7xj 2 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell. Loved it. This is what your show used to be like. It's good to have you back to the old joe with prison stories of your experiences.

@xPerseverant 2 жыл бұрын

Joe, im so damn happy you’re back and making great content. I honestly think this is peak quality content since the beginning of your content. Cheers joe 💪🏽

@Reyon88 2 жыл бұрын

agreed, joe's stories are the best

@geoffrogue3049 2 жыл бұрын

There were a few years where I was going to the gym every day and doing a lot of cardio. I remember one day I went in and got on the elliptical, got my heart rate up to 185, and kept it there for three hours. I was drenched in sweat and when I went to get off my legs were so numb I almost fell down. I took a couple of steps and made the mistake of trusting a fart. It wasn't a fart. Thank god I was wearing jogging pants that day and not shorts.

@the-engneer 2 жыл бұрын

Joe: I'm out of Prison Stories Joe: Proceeds to tell more prison stories

@apalsnerg 6 ай бұрын

I think I remember something Joe said like 5 or 6 years ago; that he not only would never, but COULD never run out of stories to tell. The extreme amount of stuff he's seen and been through is just inexhaustible.

@ZiNkFam 2 жыл бұрын

I love Joe hes a like a second dad

@leomahoney7307 2 жыл бұрын

Joe. Been rocking wit gor for years now and finally got my girl lookin at you now. You be bringing us together on crazy days and we sit and laugh and enjoy. Especially when you come hard wit the vids and you be in it. I appreciate you Joe. Thanks

@georgeshelton7252 2 жыл бұрын

Joe-dee got yo girl watching now, better stomp on that 😂

@leomahoney7307 2 жыл бұрын

@@georgeshelton7252 😂🤣🤣🤣🍻

@lonelyghost2358 2 жыл бұрын

Hey joe I’ve been watching for few years now the recent videos have been great. Thanks for everything man

@jasmineleopard7593 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been sucked back into your channel with all this throwback content. I love it. Hope you enjoy making it. I know you had moved away from it

@burtthebeast4239 2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love watching PRISON POV. He's humble and honest.

@ZYNeel 2 жыл бұрын

my favorite channel on KZfaq by far. he's hilarious.

@Louivillin 2 жыл бұрын

Splinter is the coolest wood in Cali! 😂🔥💯

@drummerguy4032 2 жыл бұрын

Story time! I'm glad you followed through with this one.

@AJ-gt8yc 2 жыл бұрын

Love the vids man I been her since the beginning keep it up

@eddiemartin8757 2 жыл бұрын

New video list idea: 10 types of prisoners when it's fight time or when it's riot time. Love getting back to the "old vids"

@konltons 2 жыл бұрын

Been watching 4 plus years and can confirm this has not been told before 😂

@graywar91 2 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah, Another APS Classic!! Been watching some old videos pretty hard the past few days! Where is touch em two time? You can’t just touch em one time. 😆

@Trunwizard111 2 жыл бұрын

To be honest joe Your channel is so underrated

@jamesstaggs4160 2 жыл бұрын

One thing that prison taught me how to do is to hold whatever it is for however long it may be, because you may not have access to "facilities" for hours on end sometimes and generally the guards either can't help you out or just don't care enough to.

@jbreefer148 2 жыл бұрын

Joe this is one of the best prison stories and I love the toilet humor. Keep it coming. Thanks

@lsdavidson6716 2 жыл бұрын

Joe much love from Detroit. PLEASE MORE ROLEPLAY SKITS! Them “what it’s like to do x in jail joints” Them joints fire.

@Jhammie1776 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so fuckin happy this happened. I've been waiting for this one.

@chickenlittle5095 2 жыл бұрын

Talking about giving the COs shit about watching you pee/crap had me rolling 😂. Send help, people looking at me like they going to pull out the white jacket…

@WholeLottaRandoms 2 жыл бұрын

I would be that guard laughing at you.🤣

@Literaturenjoyerman 2 жыл бұрын

I love all the videos you make joe, so long as what you make is something you enjoy, people will continue to enjoy it with you

@Multiplex55 2 жыл бұрын

Keep it up Joe! Great stuff lately.

@wilbertgrayson6349 2 жыл бұрын

Keep up the great work!

@beardlessodin945 2 жыл бұрын

APS Renaissance! Joe is FULLY BACK and the OGs know it!

@alliemy711 2 жыл бұрын

I'm here I'm here!! Keep em comin Joe!! 🤩💕

@pauln3368 2 жыл бұрын

I've missed your great videos...and this one had me laughing! Yes, I've been in that situation...so embarrassing. I really appreciate your new (old) physical look. You appear sane again and it really helps the gravitas of your presentations. You really do perform a remarkable service, giving perspective and inspiring empathy for people who have been incarcerated. You don't deny your mistakes, and have made your world a better place by repairing the earlier damage while creating so many good things. Thanks for sharing this content and your journey with us.

@spankyjeffro5320 2 жыл бұрын

You got IBS? Me, too. IBS and Anxiety, great combo. Had tons of close calls, all of them stressful like that. Nope, it's not funny. It's fucking harrowing and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Hope you got your IBS sorted, I'm still working through mine. :)

@elmstreetofficial 2 жыл бұрын

I'll always rock with you and yours Joe 🧡 I love your stories, your prison POV vids, your news story coverings, you name it man. You put it out, I definitely fw it. Please, please don't ever retire this channel Joe. Youve taught me, and so many others, a lot about prison, even about life. I started watching when I was 16, and if I'd gotten my full sentence in 2014 for what I did, I would've never found your channel. Stay free, enjoy life, the free world, and make the most...of very day. Much love everybody ❤

@benisaten 2 жыл бұрын

Love the new video streak. Great job Joe. Really happy for you and how far you've come since you got out man. Glad you made it, you deserve it bro. Cheers from 🇨🇦 ✌️

@TheCornflake1 2 жыл бұрын

I shat myself in hospital once.. I was going through an episode of psychosis and I thought I was in a car park for my local park.. I got out of bed then realized I couldn't walk I tried to get back into bed.. with doctors trying to help me and.. it happened.. it was messed up.. but some embarrassing stuff happens when you are in hospital.. I ain't ashamed 🤣

@brandonwalters9437 2 жыл бұрын

Stage fright my whole life. Methadone clinic for 15 years and I dreaded that random knowing I was clean. Got past that shit though about 8 years ago. Now I’m 42 and all sudden I have no stage fright. It’s weird. I be clean af and just couldn’t piss in front of a microscope. I even paid out of pocket for blood test before because I just couldn’t piss even though I was in pain having to piss. I’m glad i don’t deal with that anymore. They were going to violate me on house arrest because I couldn’t piss 20 years ago and I convinced the corrections officer to let me start and once I started I’d yell and he could bring the cup in and hold it while I pissed in it. Dude did me a solid.

@richardponsford5147 2 жыл бұрын

Keep going, Joe. We love the stories.

@kanenine5838 2 жыл бұрын

Keep it up Joe. Getting some nostaligia going with these consistent uploads again!!!

@beebee7538 2 жыл бұрын

Loving all these videos!!

@robsalazar138 2 жыл бұрын

Whats up Joe?!?! It amazes me that you can keep the great content coming every day! Your channels are great amd you consistantly put out bangers! Keep up the good work my man!

@spooky1631 2 жыл бұрын

Joeee keep these coming! I love listening to you while I do work around the house

@timothyblackburn6801 2 жыл бұрын

So Glad you came back Joe, we all missed the story's.

@drumyourfaceoff 2 жыл бұрын

Joe is back!! Im loving story time!

@tntt3chreviews803 2 жыл бұрын

Love this channel. Definitely huge fan

@plasticoflamingo2952 2 жыл бұрын

I remember studying this in school. "The Battle of Guerrero's Hole". So exciting! Will he make it into the commode? Or will he drop the Hershey's in his drawers?

@coryburnschiva 2 жыл бұрын

So glad youve been telling stories again!

@danmann2288 2 жыл бұрын

We love the OG format you're putting out recently we respect and appreciate the hustle love from Minnesota

@matthewdaniels2617 2 жыл бұрын

We have all been there bro! Funny ass stories homie keep it up!

@redoutdoors3320 2 жыл бұрын

Love these back to the basic prison stories

@blazerwilliams2260 2 жыл бұрын

This had me laughing so hard. Something about someone going on themselves, I just can't help but laugh and we've all done it or came close. Really enjoyed this video, its just like the videos you used to make when I first started watching you.

@Justin-dc7zs 2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie I shit myself a little bit😂. Much respect for telling the truth. been watching since the old tattoo videos keep up the good work Joe!

@ImClean- 2 жыл бұрын

Oh god the fizzle guts I know that feeling.

@theboogeyman9813 2 жыл бұрын

Joe is living his best life. He doesn't have to poop himself any more.

@Hogartth 2 жыл бұрын

Hey joe been a minute since I’ve stopped by. Used to watch your channel as a guide to what I saw as inevitable. Now I’ve turned my life around. Have my own place a new car and never do anything to jeopardize my freedom. You’ve been a huge influence to me even if I’m not always in tuned to what you’re doing, your channel really opened my eyes and made me stop taking things for granted. God bless you man.

@amandahhhanne 2 жыл бұрын

Love the throwback content!

@everythingloud4068 2 жыл бұрын

Love the videos been rockin with you for years and years

@kingcobra9696 2 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell. Good to see you back

@LA-fw1tp 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious as always a perfect bedtime story before I go to sleep!!! Love your videos!!!

@cerberus_the_rapper3096 2 жыл бұрын

I'm cryin'!!! This was fantastic. I love this channel.

@reddog4477 2 жыл бұрын

Man I missed watching this channel. Mostly just listen to the stories at work. Just rediscovered. Love it

@Randolution 2 жыл бұрын

The aps is back💯🤣 too fuckin funny☠️

@alllmighty.vq37 2 жыл бұрын

Need to bring back more story times joe! Great content 👍🏽

@amyoung101 2 жыл бұрын

Hey OG, watched your videos back in the day. Then they changed. SO happy you’re back to being the amazing you! Just resubbed. Thanks for the great content again ❤️

@scottadcock550 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best APS episodes that I’ve seen in awhile!

@adammadison7473 2 жыл бұрын

Been APS Army since you had less than 50k subs.... this is the content thats GOLD!

@donaldmarks9639 2 жыл бұрын

You’re always entertaining Joe! PEACE ✌️

@brockevans6044 2 жыл бұрын

This is comedy gold! Thanks for the laughs!

@conanlucas6183 2 жыл бұрын

It hasn't been this good I. Quite some time, the last few weeks have been amazing content :) thankyou for your hard work

@bryank3980 2 жыл бұрын

I love the story time videos glad ur back with the 🔥 content I've been rockin with joe does stuff also get them houses brotha

@Chronikstyles303 2 жыл бұрын

Too funny man. These videos have been classic Joe. I've been truly enjoying these videos ,and how frequently their coming out. Keep it up joe

@johnsteger 2 жыл бұрын

Joe back with another banger 👍💪

@vinniepaul182 2 жыл бұрын

I was the same way with the piss tests when I was on probation lol the courthouse would be closed down, we the last ones in the building waiting for me to go…never again

@silvia.4442 2 жыл бұрын

9:32 "a monument to commemorate....."🤣 never laughed so hard in my life!

@funkymoped 2 жыл бұрын

The last story had me howling that I almost .... Keep 'em coming Joe it's good to have the old style APS content back

@joannkennedy1422 2 жыл бұрын

Joe I enjoy your prison stories. ✌🏻

@Ray33333 2 жыл бұрын

I knew this video was comin 😭😂

@cadm1676 2 жыл бұрын

Love the story times.

@EthanGrimsley10000 2 жыл бұрын

This video was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for creating it.

@coreymiller8207 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best stories you've told 😂😂😂😂😂 APS back on track!

@traganfour7168 Жыл бұрын

Best laugh I have had in a while! Thanks!

@scuff433 2 жыл бұрын

Great stories 👍

@jrtaylor2288 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard my ribs and face HURTS!!! Joe keep me coming, I'm so glad you're back in top APS form!🙂🤣🤣

@unicornprincess8896 2 жыл бұрын

Love you Joe this is hysterical

@FrostySumo 2 жыл бұрын

Great video!

@fishingA221 2 жыл бұрын

Keep them coming your video our great

@ChronicSynchronizer Жыл бұрын

I love new Joe with the old Joe stories.

@markussami5421 2 жыл бұрын

Omg, the absolutely hilarious aps content from them olden days is back! 😂

@69mosshead 2 жыл бұрын

Loving the return to APS roots.

@Jaelin_Showers 2 жыл бұрын

Finally some OG content

@ITIsFunnyDamnIT 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that took some real guts to share this story. Most people would be way too embarrassed to share if this happened to them. But it is what it is. It happens. This is still some damn good story telling. Thank You glad to see you doing these kind of videos again.💯

@matthewjones7935 2 жыл бұрын

So good! I was rolling the entire time.

@HarlanHarvey76 2 жыл бұрын

Now this is interesting

@laurajohnson6036 2 жыл бұрын

Had me rolling dude good video

@jenn7768 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you brought these back! ❤❤ (edited) story time...not poop 🤣

@brad2812 2 жыл бұрын

One of best videos I have seen I a while Joe. I am in the gym with everyone looking at me like Something is wrong with me because I’m laughing so hard.

@sweetsue5314 2 жыл бұрын

"Enjoy life the free world never take a moment for granted and make the most of every day." - Joe Guerrero

@ajrozay7890 2 жыл бұрын

Papa Joe hitting it with another great one once again

@tudodivino 2 жыл бұрын

Brrooooooo…….u had me dyyiiiiin laughin. The way you tell stories is outa controllll hilaarious😂

@MuhammadAli-uv9lf 2 жыл бұрын

Joe! Going back to the prison toilet episode, we actually have a multitude of public restrooms that utilize the same janky ass cold mf third world toilets... Usually the ones most frequented by crackheads

@Transitlady59 2 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no lmao these are getting better and better JS!

@sorenpoulsen 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Joe, you lost me there for a minute, playing video games and training and yea i had enough. So it was good to see you in the suggestions, having fun again. And yes you did make me laugh more than once. So much so i resubbed, with all these doom and gloom channels, its nice to once again kick back and listen to your perspective. I guess i missed it, without knowing it. Either way, just wanted to say good to see you doing good, and keep it up. One love from Denmark.