Hello T90!

Alright ladies and gentlemen today we have viper in the blue and....

I guess KZfaq is recommending this to every AoE2 fan.

Ok where is spirit and twest

@@ahmetsaidgurdal4223 SotL is working on spreadsheets right now to prove that it's all logical reasoning.

That tactic I always apply when one or more empire outgrown me

He was must be very fertile

exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

AI do this work well 😂

This is how politicians present capitalism

You would think at the very least that mounted units and siege equipment would take up twice as much space on ships and in buildings as foot units. Seems like it would be a simple change for the benefit of realism. Maybe not considered relevant enough for gameplay? I would also like buildings that get to 20%-25% HP or less and catch on fire would start to decay until repaired above that threshold. Shows it "burning down." Of course, then people would complain when their castle or stone wall "burns down."

@@jliller Oof, now I just want to install Cossacks again...

@@jliller That was in Empire Earth. And the prophets counted as five units.

Covid 19! Respect the distance...

This worked in age of mythology but could you stick battering rams in a vessal with 5 infantry in each ram????????

Yeah xD, I'll never play this game in the same way again

Lmfao

Need to shove all of your men onto one boat so that you don't have to count them lol. Just see which ones don't go onto the boat.

True

He was a conscientious objector xD

I think for everything, specially in animation, the sound it’s like 50% of the whole thing. And we love AoE, it’s pure nostalgia!

The priest sound effect! To this day I still go "nyeh nyeh nyehhh" when I pretend to magick something.

Aoe2 had such iconic sounds

Play age of empires ii Definitive edition! It was remastered for modern hardware and there is still a huge multiplayer community for it!

​@@heidi_mcheidifacewat on earth is nye nyeh nyehh? Its surely hollooloooo hollloooloooo😂

😂🤣💯

@Prakhar Nainwal with bullets made of paper it seems lmao

To be fair a hunting bow is very low caliber compared to a war bow. If you hit almost any armor piece the damage will be 0. But you are right in that they should at least try.

@@benrex7775 I mean they use bow when they are in town center and that arrow is very effective

@@raidarthegunwizard4520 I'm well aware of it being a game an it not following any logic. It's just that hunting bows are 30 to 40 pounds draw weight and war bows are 90 pounds and upwards. But that is real live and this game is just some random rules which create a fun game. No realism required. And even if my theory was right, a hunting bow is still better than a knife if you are attacked, as long as you have enough arrows. It just doesn't work against most armors.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Theist siege machines

The fact that switching jobs makes you drop your food and never be able to pick it up again...

Ahem, animal right activist wolves

They are Trojan Elephants, hollow on the inside.

Fucking hate those guys that just run off and think they can literally take down an entire village alone lmfao

You just need lots of planches to disappear in exchange

That's definitely accurate because all those hardware ads show somebody hitting random things with a hammer while smiling in their perfectly clean clothes.

And don't forget the hammer extinguisher!

My friends and I used to joke & imagine going to interviews with the Military or for University or even just an Engineering position itself... and saying, 'yes yes of course I know what I'm doing. I have over 8000 hours as an Engineer in Team Fortress 2'!

@@leirsdeirs6212 Cash of Clans*

Mayor rings the town assembly bell. Town center: **Becomes citadel of infinite destruction.**

Deadass 😭😂

lol :C kek :D

Meanwhile wolves also ignore the nearby sheep

Unlike Age of Mythology

that explanaition works for me. appreciated!

that's kind of hilarious

Facts

Are you dumb? Physics is studied since Ancient Greece, even before. Stop watching KZfaq and go study NOW

@@Jean-tv9ej r/woooosh

I love this detail in Starcraft! Very cool and to me makes tons of difference in gameplay

😂😂😂

Or when unit is damaged- still fights as healthy one.

Free energy

A transport ship can carry 20 war elephants but not 21 men-at-arms.

THROW WATER

Yea, good thing physics weren´t invented yet back then :D

Age of Empires is not in the medieval period, it's in the Bronze and Classical ages :) Age of Empires 2 is in the medieval period.

@@talknight2 especially the ships, catapults and balistas from the classical ages, right?

@@the_Haexler yep

@@the_Haexler Yes, are you tryna be sarcastic? Lol

lol

And I watched my dad fighting and swearing at the same time

How old are you? O.O 😩😩😩

what does this sentence mean

@@Charles-Pettibone It means that his dad probably went into a sandbox mode so his kid wouldn't have to fight lol(is there even sandbox mode in aoe lol?)

That's why a tower is needed

No, we atleast had towers to watch.... The logic wasn't that bad bro.

​@@pinospin9588 Wood walls I get. But most of the stone walls can be sat upon and fire from the high ground

Uh, obviously you just have one guy repair it and bring out the siege weapons.

They understand the rules of war; thou shalt kill all enemies, but under no circumstances shalt you tread on someone’s carpentry efforts

"My bad, it appears someone is working here"

This is private property.

@@Marcus_Halberstram they fear the court and lawyers

@@jaishkhan7442 Verax!

Lol true

Lmfao

That's why I wall some forrest in if possible and build a marketplace outside my walls, lol

Estás en todas partes vos, loco!! xd

@@LRM12o8 The best is when you put a marketplace right next to the friendly marketplace and the carts just flip back and forth lol

My dad taught me to play this game and today him and me still play together!

@@Parsaw That's cool! 😃

@@Parsaw That's parent goal there.

That’s the one that got me

Nah transport ships can hold another 15 elephants.

Yea it gets me too

40 space Saracen transport go brrrrrrr

That ONE joke specifically was hillarious.

sometime reparing takes longer than constucting

@@ashervaldez9975 ever done some major reparation to your house? it takes AGES, literally. a new one stands within a day or two (ready made walling, ect) or a few weeks if you don't run out of funds. but fixing this shit, is a never ending hole in your piggy bank and as a bonus never stops ffs.

Well, monks can be really loud.

I'd never underestimate a medieval monk

Acoustics near the shoreline can be excellent in calm winds, especially with some curved cliffs or hills up behind. So calling out to a ship and convincing them to join your side isn’t totally far fetched.

oh those memories....

I play empire earth like a real gamer

That alarm bell is the most annoying thing in game. It goes off so often for basicly the same attack :(

same here

That's a good one

The ramming is to intimate the farmers, it's the wheels that do the damage... obviously

And even better, you can send a monk to heal the farm!

@@HaBBiSiFy It's holy water, obviously!

@@HaBBiSiFy what, I didnt know this since like 15 years

I also got a little spooked

automatic self controlled siege weapons 😂🤣

And color detection keypass

@@Oakiyox Nice one, this is actually insane 11

You speak my mind.

All because they Saw a building that you didn't even know was there

Ah yes the glorious ADHD-AI

I got the reference. LMAO

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It's because it's so absurd.

@@PANZERFAUST90 And it is a great game. I was so addicted back then:)

Best game of my childhood

@@gregoronkh4066 same

It's still a very active community.

don't the elephants also have a rider? anyway elephants panicking in battle has little to do with conversion, that's a big stretch monks can also convert ships, which don't have a visible captain so you could argue the elephants have an "invisible" handler too that gets converted

@@brohvakiindova4452 Elephants always did have a rider. Their primary job was to keep the animal as calm as possible, which at first seems strange as you would want them crashing through the enemy’s lines. But the benefit of elephants was not rampaging, but being a mobile ram that would force gaps. The rider also had a secondary task, which was to kill the elephant if it did rampage. Thus, they carried a stake and hammer, which they would pound the stake through the top of the elephant’s skull where it was weakest. What ended elephants was the Romans. During the Battle of Zama, the carthaginians used elephants but the Romans were so disciplined that the battle lines would simply spread so the elephants would pass right through, and then reform. It might sound obvious and easy, but it wasn’t. The elephants ran through, doing little casualties, and then the lightly armored and fast Velites used javelins to kill the riders. The elephants were great for undisciplined armies, who would break upon seeing them, but as armies became more disciplined, this advantage was lost.

@@TheSpicyLeg the rider bit was about the game not real life, thanks for the little insight though always neat to learn a bit

@@brohvakiindova4452 Honestly converting an elephant to your side might as well be the equivalent of it panicking and wrecking it's own side. C'mon it's a game. Let's hear what you would have done better

@@Trildin I was not arguing that this should have been done better/different I was criticizing the mental gymnastics that conversion would simulate the elephant panicking, which is frankly said just wishful thinking to create the illusion of logic a panicking elephant = chaos converting enemy elephant = control the panicking could happen while in enemy formation or in your own which means it could be really bad for either side if conversion of elephants would result in it going over to "gaia" I would accept the reasoning but not like this it's a gameplay element in a game that was obviously never intended to be exactly realistic but a good rts

I'm not alone?!

And what unit would you have terrorized the neighborhood with had it worked?

Oh man. I wonder how many of us did that as a kid. Little did we know we weren't alone xD

@@jarrod752 can't be many m@a line, kids working as miners in kind of frowned upon in most countries.

well we did have some sticks and a small door of metal like shield, and my friends vs other group of childs we throw each other stones sticks and bottles, when we reached their base(?) i remeber "attacking" it like age of empires lol

People have, but since people aren't technically losing money because of the false advertising they don't care enough to pursue it. (Microtransactions are pretty straight forward and its really hard to prove you didn't know exactly what you were buying)

@@markm4952 aww man.

@@adamofblastworks1517 you shouldn't be so giddy for the government to shut down businesses you don't like...

@@onpoint2292 It's not just that I don't like them, but they are impersonating a more popular game series in their advertisements. They literally use footage of the other game. That's false advertisement. I've never even played Age of Empires, but I still know this is a scummy and dubiously legal move. They can make their crappy game and I won't care, but the second they try to impersonate something else to rope in more players, they've crossed an arguably *legal* line. This should not be tolerated because of that, not just because I don't like them. I don't like them in the first place, because they do things that shouldn't be tolerated. Edit: typo

@@adamofblastworks1517 Hear, hear. Just shut them down.

And if it shoots at you, no problem! You have enough time to take a few steps to the side.

At least in AoE2 and on they're repaired by villagers rather than healed by priests.

@@DinnerForkTongueimagine a priest praying so hard it started fixing splintered wood and reassembling pulleys… I might believe in that religion

@@ImSquiggs When you put it like that...

Einstein relativity

Repair drops cargo? I did not notice that. Builders keep them

Builders automatically drop off whatever resource cargo they were carrying upon completing a building. Remember farms are buildings too, so you can task a lumberjack to build a farm. Once the farm is built/ seeded, that wood is now added to your stockpile and the villager is now farming that plot. I’m not sure about repairers. I think when they’re done repairing they still have their cargo in hand 🤔

I actually saw one player to do that and when he realised what he did he immediatelly resigned.

Is it the same guy with the funny farm placements?

@@gandalf8216 His name is T90 official.

@@peterziga7820 I knew it!

@@gandalf8216 One of the tournament maps still has the rubble from when he did it (whoever made that map had a great sense of humor)

Oh

Never heard “cocaine” and “nostalgic” in the same sentence before 😂

More nostalgic than cocaine

@Thiago Steiner Don't be a weirdo man

@Thiago Steiner Don't be a weirdo man

You should check out the Definitive Edition on Steam. Got some modern hardware support, new civs, new techs, new campaigns, and shiny new graphics.

@@thundercricket4634 you tolk about AoE 1 or 2?

@@andjeocuvar4518 AOE 2 Was what I was talking about.

What part of they only target villagers you just dont get?

@@OneDirection2V Hence when I used "imagine" as in imagine that that was not the case and using wolves was a viable strategy.

@@spartankongcountry6799 yeah could be a nice feature

@@OneDirection2V In age of empires 1 I think there were Lions that would hunt deers

Sorry to burst your bubble (wow I've never said that unironically without sounding cringe) but this would never work/happen if it could work. If you want to lure a wolf within distance of enemy sheep, you basically have to make the unit doing the baiting (a scout presumably, as by feudal age sheep are gone) walk directly underneath enemy TC. If you're already running over there (and have enough confidence in your micro to pull that off), you might as well just shift-command the scout to kill the sheep. With more HP and armor, the scout will do a better job every time.

The Catapult finally saw the true way The way of blue God. But the stone already had been thrown...

The Catapult had heard Absolute Truth: "Wololo." Some red archers shouted, "Let who is without sin cast the first stones!" Catapult replied with a barrage of boulders.

5 tickets only

In AoE2, all villagers will use bows for attacking. Understandable AoE1 starts at the stone age while AoE2 is the dark age.

LOL, maybe they like how shine the lumber camp is burning! 🤣 That was a good one!

It's just an icon

Easy. They use the berries to feed their livestock, which is their source of meat.

@@Parsaw YES! if you sustain the fire long enough you get +1 line of sight. Or if you collect sheep nearby, you get non-spoilable roast.

Howdoyouturnthison

Hahaha yes! Going to use that again.

How did I forget the king runner gag???? 🤣 have a great new year, Java!

@@Parsaw You too :-)

Another weird AOE2 logic, monks can carry relics yet missionary which are monks on horses cannot carry relics.

@@MrLelamhieu THOSE are not horses, they are donkeys, and what kind of donkeys that can carry like a 1 ton relic?

@@robbin0000 Even if they are donkeys, a monk without a donkey can carry, as you said it, a 1 ton relic just fine, yet when he is on a donkey he can't anymore.

Or 1 hitpoint left out of 300, and he can still attack like he's fresh out of basic training.

Try empire earth its so much better.

​@@JS-rv3et Nah

The origin story of most Wikipedia raiders.

Civ is even better for that, from what I’m told.

Yes! Me too! I only started making cartoons about age of empires because I'm such a nostalgic person and miss so much the older days.

But the Game is still alive. More than ever... go play! 😀

2001* there, fixed it..

@@benediktandxenia true, i play it in voobly occasionally, but the thing i miss is the feeling playing with friend in lan battle.

@@alone2break nope i too young to understand computer in that year, probably still playing gundu in the backyard. Also computer is so rare on that year, warnet is only in big city.

Age of mythology is much better

This one trick the Chinese don't want you to know.

it's flaming arrows, that'll be why 😂😂 (watch 'lindybeige' and his thoughts on flaming arrows, it's hilarious)

@@the_rover1 even without flames they cause flames

Well, Obsidian Arrow is dead, long live the castle ! 11

Hey, I'm so glad you enjoyed! Have a happy new year and for sure you can expect more of Age of Empires videos!

Long live AoE!

Carbot is my god 🙌 And yeah, that’s the objective! Different games, same public 😂

@@Parsaw carbot does exclusively blizzard stuff. If you did a series of random shenanigans from multi-player matches as a series that would be cool. TC-rush Wall hop corner tower on arena All kinds of stuff. Best of luck to you i hope you keep developing and focusing on your skills

@@Parsaw Noble goal, btw if I can suggest maybe try simplify some designs, sometimes less details is better, or at least I think that is what is part of Carbots success, simple, recognizable (and cute) designs. Your wolf is really good, especially on last part when he sleeps.