Goes well with the old saying "I against my brother, we against our cousin, the three of us against the world."
@Pitraptor9 ай бұрын
Honestly, it's a simple concept, why can't xenos in these stories get it?
@furycarnategaming9 ай бұрын
@@Pitraptor some minds can not comprehend a fractured but whole mindset.
@robertstoneking79169 ай бұрын
Charlie Daniels put the American words to song "We may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves but you outside people best leave us alone."
@Yotarian9 ай бұрын
Man, my whole mindset would be 100% focused if I had a fractured butthole.
@deathdooddieimmortalbastard8 ай бұрын
Nice
@TrueFork9 ай бұрын
There's an Australian star system somewhere but that sector of space is so hazardous that almost nobody knows about it
@therasco4009 ай бұрын
Na its so hostile that people know about it and avoid it. That people live there is a rumor due to the prison ships that where originally sent there.
@michaelreifenstein21149 ай бұрын
there is a rumour that the people that say they live there are paid actors.
@julesmasseffectmusic9 ай бұрын
Yeah it's funny, we have the most venomous stuff going around, roos are deadly AF, a koala can rip open any artery you have with claws or teeth. Yet we have the lowest death toll for animal killings. Why? Ozzies don't use guns, we use common sense.
@humanbeings46989 ай бұрын
Its got 20 foot long spiders!
@juangonzalez98489 ай бұрын
It doesn’t really exist, it’s just a rumor created by the giant space spiders, luring uninformed ships in to be consumed after being roasted on a star called “Barbie”
@Yenrx9 ай бұрын
I bet all the humans were like “oh thank the heavens, we can fight something that isn’t just an endless word war between ourselves!
@matthewcheung78889 ай бұрын
Humans would be overjoyed that the Geneva Convention does not apply to aliens. Flamethrowers, Agent Orange, Phosgene, Napalm, cluster bombs, biological warfare, and toe-popper mines are back on the menu, and the humans are excited to use their old toys.
@deathdooddieimmortalbastard8 ай бұрын
Hell yes
@collinfulling32239 ай бұрын
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
@HenshinFanatic9 ай бұрын
Poland *CAN* INTO SPACE!
@rohesilmnelohe9 ай бұрын
Upvote for Sabaton Also. Can't forget Estonian or Latvian Legions
@mitchk765510 ай бұрын
Kai-zer-Rike. Its german for German Empire. Great Story, though!
@TJCID229 ай бұрын
Lol, the way he pronounced that was so funny.
@maximilianpelaez8969 ай бұрын
@@TJCID22 Ich finde es mild amüsant.😊
@Marcus_Postma9 ай бұрын
he always struggles and mispronounces anything in german.
@Marcus_Postma9 ай бұрын
@@maximilianpelaez896 na ja, kleines bisschen.
@paulqueripel34939 ай бұрын
@@Marcus_Postma perhaps its because he thinks German has Latin roots 😊(I know that was the author's error)
@MidnightSmoke9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the story and here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@markfergerson21459 ай бұрын
This setting is ripe for more storytelling, I can feel it. I hope the author feels the same way. For the author, for The Voice, for the algorithm! Huzzah!
@rat_king-9 ай бұрын
Brilliant.. *Sips Tea* The British Empire returns..
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
A great story and a fantastic reading.
@ckl93909 ай бұрын
And determining the Shimsha command structure and tactics, that was Canada's job. Didn't now about Canada? Neither does anyone else. I can assure you that you have indeed met a Canadian at some point, they are everywhere. You just never knew it or forgot about it very soon after.
@willgallatin28029 ай бұрын
They will politely shatter your kneecaps if they are mildly displeased by your conduct. :P
@verilyheld9 ай бұрын
"The Canadian talent of self-effacement is such that it approaches mystical levels. Genetic research, psionic studies, nothing determines how Canadian humans walk undisguised amongst all sentient species. A hypothesis is their generating a disconnect between perception and realisation. Possible proof is that other humans say all Canadians are polite--which they are--until they declare war. What happens next is unknown. There are Shimsha who survived fighting Canadians. We would ask what happened, except those few survivors are hopelessly insane from fright."
@HenshinFanatic9 ай бұрын
Is it time to break out the Geneva checklist?
@benjamintherogue24219 ай бұрын
@@HenshinFanatic The Canadian Contribution List.
@usernamealreadytaken93309 ай бұрын
@@HenshinFanaticThat was the "Canadian soldier should not do" list for awhile.
@scotthinger63979 ай бұрын
Good story once again. WITH ENERGY!!
@calvingreene909 ай бұрын
Brothers fight each other as practice for when outsiders attack.
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
So in terms of galactic speak does Shimsha = Oops?
@scp25399 ай бұрын
the opening sounds like a 4x description of factions XD i kinda wanna try it.
@rolandosada80779 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@DarkFantasyStudio9 ай бұрын
I just discovered this channel, and surprise, my music is used in your videos!!! Thank you so much to use my track for your amazing videos!!!
@Shadow.Dragon9 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration!
@dragonoidsix9 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie. I thought the Shimsha would have made the greatest Mistake of attacking Sol and Earth itself! Now that would have been the Greatest Mistake ever.
@wrigthtalekenavi20669 ай бұрын
considering how protective humankind are for their homes? oh that would be a massacre of untold quantities
@Allantitan9 ай бұрын
Don’t give humans something else to focus their anger at besides themselves
@peterwalls-qf7ii9 ай бұрын
Oh what a dream you weave! The end of the blight in all our souls! AMEN! SO MOTE IT BE ! INSALLAH! What can i say? I had this dream longer than you had history. No, i cannot intervene ! Force is not persuasion.
@calvingreene909 ай бұрын
Human fight amongst ourselves as practice for when an outsider attacks.
@Maeshalanadae9 ай бұрын
One of these days there’s going to be a story where the United States still exists and isn’t torn apart in scrutiny by the author. But then again, it IS Reddit, aka, China’s Watchdog.
@julesmasseffectmusic9 ай бұрын
Well, you see shooting a child every 11 minutes and escalating that figure every year will lead to your extinction. Plus you know infant mortality rates twice that of Cuba and maternal death rates 5 to 8 times that of OZ. How can you expect it to exist in 30 years?
@julesmasseffectmusic9 ай бұрын
Also the world watched as your lot smeared shit on the walls of your national legislature. That is monkey behaviour apes don't do that.
@tabithachastain69999 ай бұрын
The US has always sucked. Unless you're born to a particular demographic, every story of prosperity is akin to winning the lottery.
@Dedjester-to9uk5 ай бұрын
@@julesmasseffectmusic Infant mortality rate Cuba 4.1 per 1000 live births. US 5.1 So not twice.
@dmaxcustom9 ай бұрын
Uplifting and hopeful, considering current events on this blue dot.
@usernamealreadytaken93309 ай бұрын
I bet The Shimsha Autocracy flag had a Union Jack on the top left corner.
@lordvader40892 ай бұрын
.... "Then the Winged Hussars arrived!"....
@darkestwilightt9 ай бұрын
Space Nato is a terrifyingly concept
@farmerned69 ай бұрын
Royal Navy West African Squadron re-deployed
@allenmorgan10079 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@mattbrown55119 ай бұрын
The exception to this is the very Asian idea that equality is for equals, and not everyone is equal.
@dkbros15929 ай бұрын
Don't think I'm future western society will survive but we do have nations amoung stars
@CrazyHondaChris-H189 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this story
@RealArcalian9 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Yep, the Xenos DONE SCREWED UP!
@Kayem2379 ай бұрын
Log entry 1337. Now that's a set of numbers I haven't seen used in a long time.
@yomogami45619 ай бұрын
thanks for an interesting story and narration
@venoltar9 ай бұрын
I'm sure the aliens would figure out eventually, the objective of the war is what united humanity in that case. If it wasn't being conducted for enslavement or genocide, I suspect the other nations would be much more reluctant to mobilise. For instance, if the slavers simply formed their own privateers to directly fight the anti-slavers, the other nations would likely just get out the popcorn while a bunch of armchair military pundits would wax eloquently on the odds for either side.
@drthmik9 ай бұрын
A bit incorrect on the languages, assuming that all of them still use their earth equivalents English CONTAINS some Latin roots from words it has absorbed from other languages, but its origin is Germanic And German is not Latin based at all
@nomohakon62579 ай бұрын
Neat! More?
@oli36459 ай бұрын
Well if that doesn’t sound like space Sabaton music material I don’t know what is.
@klappstock9439 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@lupaswolfshead997110 ай бұрын
ooo another hellworld background noice
@davidaward829 ай бұрын
since when was English latin based? heh. More anglo & germanic in there than latin, though i suppose Norman french did have a solid influence too (though that contains heavy scandinavian influence on top of latin). the point in the story still stands, mandarin/cantonese being very different from european languages, but still...
@serineaaskold84289 ай бұрын
The point was more about the Latin alphabet that we use, as opposed to the Chinese characters, or so I understood
@davidaward829 ай бұрын
@@serineaaskold8428 save that the author of the log was speaking about how he could not 'pronounce or understand' the words, and that they were 'spoken in a completely different dialect from' the others. given that the words were likely being passed through a translator for the alien making the log too, the characters being shown on the earth created documents are probably irrelevant.
@redactedredacted40809 ай бұрын
English more distant from Latin then French, Spanish and Italian it is still a romance language. Romance languages or Latin based languages. I took Latin in high school after doing that you can see all of the influence Latin has had on our language.
@davidaward829 ай бұрын
@@redactedredacted4080 as i said, there are norman french influences, however, latin is not the basis of the english language, not by a long shot. also, seriously, after high school, you think you've seen 'all of the inluence latin had' ... if you want to learn about English, try starting with old english, german, the various scandinavian languages, and then add in a little bit of latin.
@redactedredacted40809 ай бұрын
They made the worst mistake possible. They had the humans other them, for humans that is the kiss of death. Slavery is one of humanity psycho buttons in modern times.
@robtathome9 ай бұрын
That was a great story
@sleddog30929 ай бұрын
Bro the chinese have slaves now. I doubts thatd change just because they make it to space
@geoshark127 ай бұрын
I get the feeling the Canadians had been working an subspace railroad to get slaves out of ther imprisonment
@Gh05tk3y9 ай бұрын
For the algorithm!
@matthewcheung78889 ай бұрын
Humans would be overjoyed that the Geneva Convention does not apply to aliens. Flamethrowers, Agent Orange, Phosgene, Napalm, cluster bombs, biological warfare, and toe-popper mines are back on the menu, and the humans are excited to use their old toys.
@walterengler57099 ай бұрын
Well at least they didn't attack a human child. So at least they were allowed to live.
@beingsneaky9 ай бұрын
Never give humans a common enemy. They will unite faster them you woukd believe.
@Melanesian-dude7 ай бұрын
it seems the polish have come a long way in thus one😊
@AlbertaFreeThinker9 ай бұрын
Kaiser Reich - pronounced based on WW1 Kaiser and WW2 Reich
@XothKubo9 ай бұрын
Wooooooooot❤
@Pugiron9 ай бұрын
ROFL as if the British were ever going to be powerful again
@t.p.34564 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@charlesamerski35059 ай бұрын
Poland in space😊😂❤
@justlolit4 ай бұрын
The "Australian" planets death world's of the death worlder.
@awolgamming77939 ай бұрын
WE ARE BEEEEES
@genericuser9849 ай бұрын
neat
@pandorahades6179 ай бұрын
Für Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland
@brianmeadows11379 ай бұрын
Rule Britannica
@paradoxpaladin9 ай бұрын
"Kaiser Reich" not "Kayser Rakt"
@poesero4 ай бұрын
British fighting slavery??? this is certainly fiction :v
@TJCID229 ай бұрын
Great Mistake??? I call that a terrible mistake!
@SoloWing889 ай бұрын
EU40k lol
@delwynandrews65149 ай бұрын
@agro squirrel narrates it very unusual for you to make wording wrong in ur story n it was a great story, but these 3 were said wrong kaiser n reich n hussar
@gcherfzthequietone9 ай бұрын
thats a weird way to say Kaiserreich but well its german so... acceptable id´t say
@geoshark127 ай бұрын
Idk but i think the author might be British
@merlinwizard10009 ай бұрын
16th, 5 November 2023
@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something9 ай бұрын
You look tired
@mikkelnpetersen9 ай бұрын
Only thing I don't like is how you pronounce "kaiserreich".
@TheJeikou9 ай бұрын
Comment
@stardust57899 ай бұрын
I comment on your comment
@ckl93909 ай бұрын
@@stardust5789 I second your comment.
@Jason-sm4oc9 ай бұрын
I reply to your comment.
@mathewmetivier84839 ай бұрын
i appreciate the work you put into these but can you atleast try a little with the pronounciation? i understand when its alien but i think kaiser-reich is kindve.. yknow, obvious.. germanic... yknow..
@Mami94-8329 ай бұрын
Whaaaaat? British nobility, traders and merchants had slaves and slave plantations, and were slave exporters. It is true that most of them located them in various colonies, but Brits participated and benefited from the slave trade. See also: "How many British slave owners were there? 46,000 Britons A five-year project by University College London has compiled the identities of 46,000 Britons who owned slaves, mainly in the West Indies, on the day slavery was abolished in 1833 (1834)" " Britain was one of the most successful slave-trading countries. Together with Portugal, the two countries accounted for about 70% of all Africans transported to the Americas." "Who was the famous British slave trader? Sir John Hawkins (1532-1595) was one of the most notable sailors and naval commanders of the sixteenth century. He is known for his pivotal role in the maritime history of England and the rise of the global slave trade." "The historian Dr Brooke Newman, of Virginia Commonwealth University, has found that William III and Mary II made further wealth from the shares, as England's profits from slavery expanded."
@DaddyHensei9 ай бұрын
Tbh I didn’t really enjoy this one. Great narration though. It’s the writing itself I just wasn’t vibin with. It was worth the listen because of you.
@Maddog30609 ай бұрын
I love you, Agro, but every time you mispronounced "kaiserreich" killed me a little, inside.
@hohenzollern60259 ай бұрын
The inability to pronounce anything German was a bit disconcerting.
@raymorphis57149 ай бұрын
you know humans are strange. I against my brother both against our cousin the family against the world. And it wouldn't matter if every human alive had pale skin or dark, blue eyes or black there will always be something that is not the same between to groups of people and Both will be called the "others" by each group. I have lived all over this old world from the islands in the Pacific to south america several countries in europe america and India , and in each place no matter what year it was it was always the same,some little something be it the color of someone's hair or the shape of their nose marked them as "other,it's sad in a way and stupid too.Humans every single "race" can and do interbreed and produce viable offspring which means WE ARE ALL THE SAME."