Best SciFi Storytime 1499 - Human Peace Talks & Human What Is This Luck You Talk Of

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@Bajuvare14 2 жыл бұрын

"Gods give me strength, make me stone so my enemies my break and shatter as we clash" I need to note that done for my next Paladin in DnD

@MortalinaMortifera 2 жыл бұрын

Make him hate everyone and he only agrees to speak with you if it’s about, his god, war or if you want to learn about his god

@Bajuvare14 2 жыл бұрын

@@MortalinaMortifera So a normal paladin?

@ckl9390 2 жыл бұрын

Bonus points if the prayer/spell temporally transmutes said character into a near indestructible silica-based golem with the momentum of a juggernaut.

@kalskirata42 2 жыл бұрын

"I am a brick on the wind, watch how I tumble"

@ckl9390 2 жыл бұрын

@@kalskirata42 I've been told by someone who uses (plays?) flight simulator that the space shuttle does feel like one is flying a brick.

@carlfromtheoc1788 2 жыл бұрын

1st one - a variation of the classic, "Kill them all, God will know his own." 2nd one - when in doubt, ALWAYS pour the really good rum for Jobu.

@Thejigholeman 2 жыл бұрын

Human: huh, that stain on the carpet looks like a face Alien: dear God, he can decipher the transmundane and see through the veil of possibility

@ballsacsincorp 2 жыл бұрын

the aliens are gonna be very distressed when we recognize everything as sus that and memes

@VadulTharys Жыл бұрын

As stated in the story humans that recognize patterns survive those who don't die. That is how we have survived as the weakest predator.

@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын

Never mess with an officer in charge of any human armies. They are the limiter that holds back their troops from committing heinous acts. That being said, they could also be the ones who release the proverbial genie from the bottle. The thought that other species wouldn't know what something like luck is seems odd. They'd have to have some kind of analogue.

@_Dajuice_ 2 жыл бұрын

It's not a warcrime the first time.

@Shouziroku 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, luck is superstition + overzealous pattern recognition.

@kyriss12 2 жыл бұрын

@@_Dajuice_ Far electrician? Just found his channel the other day, and this story immediately made me think of his video on officers.

@streamer9923 2 жыл бұрын

Not to strange if they are huper religus, evey event that culd be described as luck. They wuld interooted as fait, destiny ore the will of the gods.

@DSiren 2 жыл бұрын

@@kyriss12 Don't mess with Doc.

@thewatcherman3659 2 жыл бұрын

I want a sit com type thing about humans being humans to the aliens Like I want to watch aliens react to a human eating chili's

@carlfromtheoc1788 2 жыл бұрын

Resident Alien on SyFy perhaps? Where the alien disguised as a human notes of the townspeople, "They are annoying flesh monkeys."

@isaakvandaalen3899 2 жыл бұрын

Alien watching a human eat chilli: "Yo wtf is it doing?" Human begins spluttering and crying. Alien: "????" Other humans: "HAHAHAHAHA"

@colinayre2109 2 жыл бұрын

Numerous stories like that in the HFY section of Reddit

@Burn_Angel 2 жыл бұрын

Wha...you're eating a mixture of what?!

@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын

thats already a show, its actually 2 shows, Mork and Mindy and 3rd rock from the sun.

@Heidao623 2 жыл бұрын

At last, a Caiphas Cain in another universe can finally rest

@ChemySh 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he'll probably just resurface somewhere a few weeks later

@sjmcc13 2 жыл бұрын

Cain is dead, the stories are all his memoirs after his "girlfriend" found them, at least that is what she told the rest of the Inquisition. He will be coming back as a Living Saint eventually....

@ron5384 2 жыл бұрын

@@sjmcc13 how'd he die?

@sjmcc13 2 жыл бұрын

@@ron5384 if u recall, old age. It is in the preface to the first book

@ryantomer4126 2 жыл бұрын

@@sjmcc13 So he isn't dead? He'll! Even in official records he's listed as active due to him always coming back when presumed dead

@SpitfiretheCat16 2 жыл бұрын

_Ahem._ The results of general probability that I have been experiencing lately have been predominantly negative. Effectively, in nearly every scenario where there is a favorable outcome and an unfavorable outcome, I have been experiencing the unfavorable outcome. While none have been of such individual importance to cause me lingering anguish, together the emotional strain of numerous small negative experiences has left me feeling... _distressed._ There, is that enough of an explanation?

@Jason-sm4oc 2 жыл бұрын

It works!

@junkercitizen229 2 жыл бұрын

i feel like this is his reply after being asked for the 20th time to explain luck

@fleurgymcheurgy9267 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to also mention confirmation bias

@SpitfiretheCat16 2 жыл бұрын

@@fleurgymcheurgy9267 Oh, and Karma: A spiritual belief that the outcomes of probability one encounters are dictated by one's own moral choices; performing ethical deeds will be rewarded by probability, and performing unethical deeds will be punished. The original concept, based in religious belief, dictates that one's mortal consciousness will be born again into a new body, but the species the consciousness is given to is dictated by the previous actions of the individual- an "evil" individual will be born again as an undesirable creature, such as a dirty scavenger with a short lifespan, while a "good" individual will be born again as an apex predator, a creature with a long and fulfilling life, or simply another sapient.

@dalemorgan8263 2 жыл бұрын

Rain went out with a *bang.* Also, talk about "set fire to the Rain" I am not sorry.

@vaporwave9996 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@dollarbill6102 2 жыл бұрын

It may be stupid but one of the things I get a giggle out of are the aliens designating us like "human" Keith. It feels like it suggests there is something like an 8ft tall psychic arachnid on the crew also maimed Keith :p

@ChainedFei Жыл бұрын

Well, it is a very common Arachnid name.

@Netherdan 10 ай бұрын

And they're wearing a cowboy hat, as to not creep out human Keith by just being a big spider. A scared human is a dangerous human, and we don't want dangerous humans!

@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

@FARBerserker 2 жыл бұрын

Interesting aside: The Uncanny Valley means our brains have had, at some point in time, good reason to be very vary of things that looked similar to humans . .

@petervasil6159 2 жыл бұрын

That were very dangerous

@Burn_Angel 2 жыл бұрын

Which wouldn't be weird, since we've coexisted with other human races for several millenia in the distant past.

@SpitfiretheCat16 2 жыл бұрын

it's where racism comes from

@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын

@@SpitfiretheCat16 wouldnt it be specism of whatever you spelt it

@Nempo13 10 ай бұрын

Homo Sapiens and Homo Erectus existed at the same time. This is where and why the Uncanny Valley exists.

@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, Commisar Cain, how nice to meet you.

@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent! for the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: General Rain may have been a coward, but he knew it was all about the BOOM! Story 2: Wait till the aliens hear about Chaos Theory!

@douglasmcneil8413 2 жыл бұрын

Just like it was good luck that I was able to be home today so I could listen to your narration.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril lol speaking of that a few days ago after the sink in my bathroom was clean seen a odd thing looking down it looked like this 👉 😐

@nunya3163 Жыл бұрын

I have no idea why the algorithm brought me to this channel, but I am loving these stories.

@TheSkeletonVA 2 жыл бұрын

First story has big Ciaphus Cain energy and I’m loving it.

@rijalabrar5348 2 жыл бұрын

Why do i find "luck isn't an illness" funny lmao

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

It is just something that makes our performance fluctuate. A blessing and a curse. That is why we think luck is the goddess we worship. For she can be kind and cruel.

@ISoloYouRelax 2 жыл бұрын

Usually you don't have to hold journalist at gun point to get them to broadcast act of horror, terror or anything similar. They're more than willing to.

@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын

Yes. But good news? A large gun with poison bullets.

@alexforest4190 Жыл бұрын

These stories got me to subscribe to your channel. Thank you for sharing.

@robinchwan 2 жыл бұрын

is there a story about when humans sense something paranormal like room getting colder and hairs on the neck stand up and just sense something like ill intent/evil ? ( in hfy fashion i mean) and perhaps it talks about cats and dogs seeing something we can't

@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 2 жыл бұрын

Idk but I'm gonna leave this comment so I can get the info as well if there is.

@fleurgymcheurgy9267 2 жыл бұрын

hold on, i'll find one someday, but if i cant, i'll write one

@colinayre2109 2 жыл бұрын

There is a story like that in the Humans are Strange series, something about humans smelling heat

@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын

@@colinayre2109 then again i think cold water tastes better than hot water so the aliens have a point

@DSiren 2 жыл бұрын

Fortune and misfortune are two sides of the same coin of improbability. Improbable things happen to us every day, it's what you make of them that makes them fortunate or misfortunate. Take being drafted for example...

@Monster_Ink 2 жыл бұрын

Nice stories, I enjoyed the first one a Lot For the algorithm!

@random3x70 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the narration. For the Algorithm

@TheLastGarou 2 жыл бұрын

Story 1: Wow, getting serious Hercule Satan and Cephias Cain vibes off of this guy. Well done. 👍

@davidholbrook6335 2 жыл бұрын

I remember a dream I had when I was a little kid I watched myself watching this channel and gentleman that was in charge of this channel it didn't realize they had some throat issue and that's why people keep on telling him to speak with more energy because the medical throat issue made his voice come out monotone or something and he didn't realize that because to him it sounded like he was speaking normal get a check up dude you'll probably be way better speaker after they pump you through enough medication to kill the bacteria or whatever it is that's in your throat that you're not aware of be careful my dreams only have like a 25% probability of being successful.

@renewalacumen1770 2 жыл бұрын

What. What?

@____________838 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, General Raiphas Rain….

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video.

@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын

keeper going

@engrinis6344 2 жыл бұрын

Cia, Cia, Ciaphus Cain!hero of the imperium!

@anathardayaldar 2 жыл бұрын

From far away, the click art looked like it spelled a different word. Imagine my dissapointment when it spelled only "LUCK".

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

pancakes are served on other channels :)

@onelonepotatochip4121 Жыл бұрын

9:44 is that a reference to the species that transcended physical forms and spy on the physical universe through objects? Neat

@lupaswolfshead9971 3 ай бұрын

ahha the invisible/stealthed alien spies that the humans can see as faces in toast etc.

@Resomius 2 жыл бұрын

RAIN, RAIN, GENERAL RAIN! Hero of the Imperium!

@RevokFarthis 2 жыл бұрын

For the Squirrel!

@imaboisir7227 2 жыл бұрын

For the first one I thought that they were the same race and were fighting the humans

@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 2 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын

Opportunity times preparedness

@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын

Luck?? Hell I just want Mr Murphy to mind his own business!!!

@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын

For the statue, For the Algorithm, For poor terrified and perplexed Greeble, may lady luck protect him from human Keith.

@averagecustodes2562 Жыл бұрын

General rain reminds me of CI CI CIAPHIS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

@ramadaxl 9 ай бұрын

Hmmmph...If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all !

@Maddog3060 2 жыл бұрын

How do other intelligent species not have pattern recognition? Or is the story speculating that humans' have it turned up to 11?

@somebodyelse3004 Жыл бұрын

Imagine humans discover FTL only to find out that there is a galactic federation, and its prime directive is to not interact with humans. The reason for that musst be interesting

@russellperry9902 2 жыл бұрын

Almost at 50k subs. Keep on recommending algobot.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

All praise the almighty algorithm :)

@citizen_grub4171 2 жыл бұрын

Cain! Cain! Caiaphas Cain! Hero of the Imperium!

@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын

neat

@gerryg6786 Жыл бұрын

general rain or commissar cain

@anilaisor 2 жыл бұрын

Ciaphas Cain?

@xavierzaxavier5873 2 жыл бұрын

did he really put "My soldier scream, my soldier rage!!!" lmao haahahahah thank for the video..

@Arken-99 4 ай бұрын

Wait was the scream in the second story a reference to the one where there are magical/extra dimensional being spying on people from facelike patterns? I think it was called. How do they always see us?

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

Their new god is better than their old gods. Not a lot better but still better none the less.

@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@isaiahpelly8370 2 жыл бұрын

For The Algorithm

@brokencreationlordmegatrol3037 2 жыл бұрын

Ciaphas clCain is that you?

@redfiveish 2 жыл бұрын

Am Speed

@Jason-sm4oc 2 жыл бұрын

Am slow

@davidholbrook6335 2 жыл бұрын

The reason why I'm telling you this it's because he didn't do anything about it when in my dream and he died like early because it sap saped his energy and strength I don't want that to happen to the non dream version that person careful and maybe after or before you take the check up so I don't have an accurate timeline.