A HFY Story : Melee Build | 2225 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@z3r0t0l3r4ns 10 ай бұрын

As soon as they explained the safety perk i started cackling like a crone in an old Disney movie.

@HenshinFanatic 10 ай бұрын

Legit same, the characters never saw the bomb-jump coming.

@QuakeMidaro 10 ай бұрын

Grenade jumps are amazing

@bub1444 10 ай бұрын

When soldier from tf2:

@SergeyWaytov 10 ай бұрын

Rocket-jump!😂😂

@SergeyWaytov 10 ай бұрын

And Grappling section made me think about Titanfall 2 Grapple ability

@SLEPhoto 10 ай бұрын

I'm reminded of the line from "Starship Troopers" (the book, not the movie) that, paraphrased, said "if you load a soldier up with too much tech, an opponent will sneak up behind him while he's trying to read a screen & bash him in the head with a rock."

@Gfish17 10 ай бұрын

Poorly designed technology can't help anyone. Tech is more then just guns and computers, it's Blades and Rope too.

@AlexSDU 10 ай бұрын

Input overload - where the user spend more time staring at the screen instead of their surrounding.

@barelyasurvivor1257 5 ай бұрын

Robert A. Heinlein was a Great writer. The Original Book was great, still have my copy on my shelf, as well as a Kindle copy of it and as part of a Heinlein collection in Kindle again.

@jeanannd 10 ай бұрын

LOL, always like it when a story has intergalatic species as announcers. Especially for futuristic games and events. Never underestimate a 70 year old human woman. ;)

@Netherdan 10 ай бұрын

Probably an ex soldier who got the chance to act as in her prime years due to VR game stats, and she's loving it!

@totherarf 10 ай бұрын

Especially one who has gone in for the Strength and Endurance upgrades! ;o)

@amorphoussolid8512 10 ай бұрын

There was a seventy four year old known as Granny. Granny Gamer, and she ran through people with a combination of wholesome, totally out of pocket, and skill for days!

@robertschumacher2707 10 ай бұрын

Never, EVER underestimate a mean ol' lady.

@Allantitan 10 ай бұрын

Legends say she still hasn’t stopped smiling

@njnjco 10 ай бұрын

The gamer in me gloated every moment of this. It's so well written that you can easily predict what she is going to do, long before she does it. Glorious melee combat!!!!

@patriograysmark6328 10 ай бұрын

One imagines Jane prepared for the tournament by playing retro games, like Doom Eternal.

@boakley8147 10 ай бұрын

The glory kill mechanic does seem to be similar to the doom series

@filin_fill1760 10 ай бұрын

I hate and absolutely adore at the same time the fact that you called Doom Eternal a retro game

@patriograysmark6328 10 ай бұрын

@@filin_fill1760 in a future eSports tournament, it would be a classic/ aged title. Not to mention the humans having a fondness for combat simulation, both realistic and fantastical

@jacobhuff3748 10 ай бұрын

nice to see that she turned her enemy's explosives against him. EOD would be proud of her.

@Wastelandman7000 10 ай бұрын

I'm guessing she's retired EOD LOL

@nooneofimportance2110 10 ай бұрын

"Experience lad, you should learn to appreciate it!" This is one of those times where that statement has never been truer. I'm willing to bet JANE.SWANSON is a hardcore gamer.

@jukkiivi4282 10 ай бұрын

Unconventional build for win! Human winning with melee attack is so fitting. Thanks for finding and narrating this delightful story! For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

@truth9958 10 ай бұрын

Remember! You'll be here forever.

@darksider111 10 ай бұрын

Thinking outside the Box can be very Dangerous, Especially if you know your enemy and Know how they think - the Poor Bastards never stood a chance

@boakley8147 10 ай бұрын

Sometimes just doing what has been done and proven for millennia is better than doing the new thing. Ex: this story

@davethompson3326 10 ай бұрын

I used to TTRPG with a guy that we all reckoned would be happiest with a force field and a sledgehammer.

@Kirishala 10 ай бұрын

A clear example of why dismissing someone because of their age is a mistake, age means they have had time to get experienced and sneaky making them damn hard to beat

@antonfowler6582 10 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a line from a terry pratchett book " but their all old . Yes but their all old barbarian heros tell me have you ever heard of natural selection ? "

@JackPhoenixCz 10 ай бұрын

@@antonfowler6582 "Beware the old man in a profession where men usually die young"

@pfcblint3171 10 ай бұрын

Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance. - David Mamet

@davidvincent5701 10 ай бұрын

I don't know about anyone else but I see this becoming a series. I want more author, please follow through with it. I can see it as a comic or animated. It reminds me of the mutant league series.

@andrewwalli1123 10 ай бұрын

Everybody gangster until demo knight rocket jumps across the map screaming gg ez

@anticarrrot 10 ай бұрын

"Roll up and see the TERRIFYING Ripper with his blade! His magic knife will end your life Of one hit kills it's made He'll lunge right through your bullets And he'll stab you in the toe Then farewell to your controller Out the window it will go." Miracle of Sound - Call of Duty Circus

@Wastelandman7000 10 ай бұрын

Ah a music lover of discriminating taste! Miracle of Sound is awesome!

@BeauZoe 10 ай бұрын

Placeholder Comment because wee I'm first I think. Wow Love the ending although I think it might have been even MORE funny if they realized that she was spam taunting the only way she could, since her melee button hadn't been remapped as the taunt key XD

@noobatgames3321 10 ай бұрын

you are

@peterwalls-qf7ii 10 ай бұрын

Respect the old timers scrubs , we invented most of the tricks you take for granted.

@bim7355 10 ай бұрын

I couldn't imagine the fear of seeing all of your drones entering a smoke screen and then getting notifications that one by one they are meleed to death, your entire army gone without much of a fight.

@Vulture-1066 10 ай бұрын

Loocks like jane is a gamer from the 1995- 2000 s

@user-zv6th8fh8v 10 ай бұрын

Too much Doom Eternal.

@timothyblazer1749 10 ай бұрын

Some Quake thrown in too :-)

@stevedixon921 10 ай бұрын

I've played games in the past and had a few that ended like that. Just "where is everyone?...oh, it's over...wait, I won? I WON! YIPPIE!" Also: one of the scenes described reminds me of some of the demo players in TF2 getting to high ground.

@Adir-Yosef Ай бұрын

because it's pretty much explaining a sticky jump

@GenStallion 10 ай бұрын

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. ITS A GRENADE JUMP!

@RealArcalian 10 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Everyone overspecialized in one direction, so she went the other.

@dalemorgan8263 10 ай бұрын

"I've got two guns right here!" _flexes_

@adamwatson5949 10 ай бұрын

Grenade jump!! I love this author! All hail agro!

@matthewbarr9500 10 ай бұрын

Omfg im dying rn ty to the author and to you agro just made my night the last quip she doesn’t realize that there are no enemies left because she has no hud lol take that meta only gamers bwhahahaah unorthodox play wins the day

@bradenalder9016 10 ай бұрын

Why it hasn't been seen is this is the first human to play

@kevincaruthers5412 4 ай бұрын

Two more seasons and the game will be dominated by humans while the aliens try to figure out what happened to their meta-builds. :)

@NerdyWordyMatt 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant. Another fantastic choice. At first, I wondered if she was playing IRL but soon realised she was just winning gloriously.

@Blood.Angel. 10 ай бұрын

For the story! For the author! For the algorithm! FOR THE EMBODIED VOICE!

@MidnightSmoke 10 ай бұрын

yeah, I'd watch that. Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@williamcastro3017 10 ай бұрын

Those guys never heard of a victory lap. LOL!

@geoshark12 10 ай бұрын

Some aliens bout to die for mocking gaming gandma’s

@ArkaneOmega 10 ай бұрын

I felt like i was watching hunt showdown and phantom crash mashup. Great stuff!

@Zippyser 10 ай бұрын

That was absolutely fantastic!

@xuk6042 10 ай бұрын

This was hilarious 😂😂😂 wombsmasher 🤣🤣🤣

@darth_dan8886 10 ай бұрын

Gotta love the dex melee builds) Personally, I'll take that over the typical heavy armour + str melee any day.

@siliciaveerah9327 9 ай бұрын

Looks like a quality build over pure dex

@darth_dan8886 9 ай бұрын

@@siliciaveerah9327 Definitely. Well, that's why she's the champion :)

@karos009 10 ай бұрын

Gun Gale online technically in the future :D :D :D

@Ibian666 10 ай бұрын

Pretty good story. Nice pick. Especially the ending.

@eleventhprimarch5303 10 ай бұрын

Doom Slayer maxxing

@amorphoussolid8512 10 ай бұрын

We remember you Granny Gamer! So cool, so sassy, so old! A brief moment in time when your ass could be handed to you by a 74yr old.

@victortahlor4038 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@stratometal 10 ай бұрын

This is a prime example of "if an old warrior had the body of a young one". Also a part of me imagined the smoke granades being shaped like duckies and going quack as they bounce.

@Gilhelmi 8 ай бұрын

Quack Bang out. 😅

@stratometal 8 ай бұрын

@@Gilhelmi Exactly!

@merlinathrawes746 10 ай бұрын

Electronics is not always the best way to go. They can be fooled.

@Allantitan 10 ай бұрын

Why am I imagining a 70 year old grandma cackling as she beats all these xenos with their high tech builds while she just has the very basic equipment? …I can even imagine her grandkids being both amused and slightly terrified at how good she is 😂

@Shadow.Dragon 10 ай бұрын

Great story; Excellent Narration!

@darnelljohnson5313 10 ай бұрын

I'm such a nerd, I realized that after being engrossed after 13 minutes. Like it was my favorite football team. This was worse because when i watch football i don't Listen to the commentary. Yep,, such a nerd

@allenmorgan1007 10 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@sam2x13 10 ай бұрын

I kept thinking fallout. So many people doing power armor heavy gun builds. Then you have that 1 person who does a stealth melee.

@Azrael178 10 ай бұрын

This story is a reminder that sometimes the best strategy and most advanced technology can't match up to a good old cocaine gorilla with an axe

@grillodofus 7 ай бұрын

Shit this is better than any action flick Disney or Marvel have pulled on the last 3 years.

@Razalonjrt1 10 ай бұрын

Ninja Vanish it sounds like she chose or built a ninja and using her own versions of stealth to hide and strike when she chooses and use of smoke grenades like smoke pellets of old, A great story and telling as always :)

@AmbroseBoaBowie 10 ай бұрын

Let me lay a little gamer wisdom out n you from an old gamer back in the glory days of Halo and TF2. The most important thing to know is personal skill will always beat meta. If your jumping into a game and you want to know the best way to top scoreboards, get the most kills, or just generally be better. Find out what people are complaining about the most. I can assure you is always something that forces them to slow down. Usually campers and rats. Speaking of, if you are not a fully grown child and are mature enough to sit still for more then 5 second. Be a rat to start out in the game. Play dirty, camp, cheat via exploits. Make it your goal to win by being the biggest cut throat scumbag in the server. You either become the king rat or you evolve your own play style. DO NOT TRY AND PLAY META! So many people lack the brain cells to understand that using meta weapons does not mean you will be better at the game! You will be miserable! Pros will eat you alive, campers will make you rage quit, and rats will make you uninstall the game all together. Never mess with meta, always start a game slow and work on getting a consistent 1 to 2 kills per life through unorthodox means before messing around with more main stream items

@KroMagnum4 10 ай бұрын

"I am a Jane Swanson and I am a Boomer!"

@Allantitan 10 ай бұрын

Literally

@asahearts1 10 ай бұрын

Haven't even listened to the story yet, but I want to complement the author on their name.

@jameshall6071 10 ай бұрын

For the algorithm for the squirrel

@CaptainShield 10 ай бұрын

Magnificent!

@Tang0Fox1 10 ай бұрын

The aliens aren't exactly wrong about the "6 guns" better line.

@Allantitan 10 ай бұрын

Unless you’re going up against Jane Swanson apparently 😂

@truth9958 10 ай бұрын

Mr. Squirrel, looking dapper as ever. I need to know where that jacket if from though, if it's even from anything. At first I thought it was some 80's Dune Atreides... Then maybe rebel Star Wars. Hell even possibly a little death korps of Krieg. I don't know, but it's nice. I need more infomation, and more stories.

@Marcus_Postma 10 ай бұрын

During one of the premieres he said it was an old military jacket he found, though I forget which military.

@Maj_Kasul 10 ай бұрын

Now that was funny. ❤

@SilverMKI 10 ай бұрын

In a high electronic warfare environment, time to go analogue.

@barelyasurvivor1257 5 ай бұрын

Another great read Your voice, and accents and acting add a lot to my enjoyment of the stories.

@nigelsmith7366 10 ай бұрын

Brilliant story and fantastic narration

@QuakeMidaro 10 ай бұрын

Thanks for the awesome content as always kinda hope theirs more HFY E Sports episodes lol this was surprisingly good

@belorianuskane1952 10 ай бұрын

That was great!

@mackenziedrake Ай бұрын

One of my favorite stories. Many thanks.

@quinnhasse9170 10 ай бұрын

Before the video starts, I imagine humanity abused melee hitreg to a ridiculous degree: think tf2 hitreg and crit rate.

@Adir-Yosef Ай бұрын

better hope it's not a team game xD TF2 hitreg is wacky with allies

@unkownquantity4949 10 ай бұрын

This was awesome. I love this story. 😊

@asdrubaelvect8038 10 ай бұрын

This is an episode of sword art online season 2

@cysulzer3703 10 ай бұрын

Many thanks for all you do

@Ryvaken 7 ай бұрын

The moment the announcer mentioned "the meta" I knew where this was going. Meta builds in any game tend to take a rock-paper-scissor approach where tactics considered non-viable are ignored as potential threats to guard against, meaning the stupidest tactics become meta-breakers.

@digger1900 10 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@jamesiewalters2360 10 ай бұрын

so THAT'S what you look like! you look good grampa!

@guacamoleman3253 4 ай бұрын

i can't believe that rocket jumping wouldn't be meta in the future

@Adir-Yosef Ай бұрын

it's hard to be meta when you are not supported. remember she had a skill that nullified her explosive's damage to herself, it is very likely the grenades just one shot you. and people could only discover explosive jumping because the explosives didn't one shot you

@HRZNEclipse 7 ай бұрын

Grenade boosting and a double jump. I just see Titanfall with a crazy armor kit.

@julesmasseffectmusic 10 ай бұрын

She Spiderman'd the game.

@shojunx 10 ай бұрын

The only strange thing about her build is how she so accurately targets her opponents with 0 ability to detect them so it seems... The author is making fun of us.

@dragonboysmith7139 10 ай бұрын

Most of her opponents had just finished a fight so she was probably just sprinting towards the sound of gunshots.

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 ай бұрын

She's using the good old Mark 1 Eyeball and Mark 1 Ear to find her opponents.

@Wastelandman7000 10 ай бұрын

And if they think she's bad, wait till they see how crazy our actual soldiers are LOL

@loyperkins4088 10 ай бұрын

I really liked this one!

@WOLF-KING107 10 ай бұрын

Good stuff

@metaempiricist 10 ай бұрын

Damn that was good!

@zzombeemuffin 10 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@AgroSquerril 10 ай бұрын

My pleasure , thank you for the dono

@raz675 10 ай бұрын

Demoknight tf2, enough said

@deus0rcinus889 10 ай бұрын

Damn funny story

@ifitsnotbrokenfixit1193 10 ай бұрын

At the end I thought that she was T-bagging or Dip Dip potato chip 😅

@SLEPhoto 10 ай бұрын

Nice!

@Iveno-Von-Aethervein 10 ай бұрын

Fuck yeah.

@erushi5503 10 ай бұрын

why did i imagine I_Rule getting his head chopped off with savagery equivalent to conan the barbarian and optimus prime ahahaha

@robertstoneking7916 9 ай бұрын

I was hoping for a chainsaw but the devs haven't learned about those yet..

@eyllyssaunders5345 3 ай бұрын

Grandma with the sandal

@aaronlefebre5060 9 ай бұрын

You just know the devs are gonna have to patch in melee support before next season, now lmao!

@noctusdoesthings 10 ай бұрын

*crack* *sip* Now Quake 3, that was a good game.

@geoshark12 10 ай бұрын

DEMOKNIGHT TF2

@SpitfiretheCat16 10 ай бұрын

_Demoknight TF2_

@raz675 10 ай бұрын

*demoknight tf2*

@michaellively6467 10 ай бұрын

BadAss. Also could you bring back First Contact?

@Wraithfire27 10 ай бұрын

Granny plays Titanfall or Apex I'll bet on it.

@HenshinFanatic 10 ай бұрын

Nah, this is proper old-school FPS chaos: UT, Quake, and Doom type stuff.

@Corvidknows Ай бұрын

So much fun, and I'm not even a gamer.

@antonfowler6582 10 ай бұрын

Hmmm looks like skyrim grandma got a new game

@number3766 10 ай бұрын

Hey look, she beat everyone with a TF2 Trollger Market Garden Build! Edit: SpitfiretheKat just let me know this build would be closer to demoknight. Jane is just Demoman's mom with the tide turner.

@SpitfiretheCat16 16 күн бұрын

naw that was 100% Demoman

@number3766 15 күн бұрын

@@SpitfiretheCat16Oh shit, you right