Jess | 2250 | Humans and Humanity are OP

Jess | 2250 | Humans and Humanity are OP | Best of HFY

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00:09 Jess by Kasern
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@mattbrown5511 8 ай бұрын

At least, humanity has a warning about the Galactic Council and their evil mechanizations. Jess is a true hero.

@lzot 8 ай бұрын

'machinations' not 'mechanisations'. Sry. Language nazi :p

@melkiorwiseman5234 8 ай бұрын

I think you mean "machinations" which is spelled similarly but with a very different meaning. 😄 (Crafty schemes; plots; intrigues) What you said means something like "using a machine to perform a function" or "converting a task to using machines instead of people." 😀

@bigswordlittleman3770 8 ай бұрын

@@melkiorwiseman5234 you are the, "uhm actually" guy. He already knows what it means idiot.

@WingManFang1 8 ай бұрын

Assuming it’s accurate…then again she has a cargo hold full of eye witnesses.

@bigswordlittleman3770 8 ай бұрын

@@WingManFang1 she also has the spy implants.

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

Well even if Jess didn't survive, the ship got back to Earth and was reversed engineered. And MANY more agents would be sent out to discover the truth while a self-defense armada was being built. Somehow, I think the brown excrement is about to hit the rotary, air pushing device.

@chriscahill1005 7 ай бұрын

hope they wore their brown pants

@scotthinger6397 8 ай бұрын

There had better be an ending to this story and I mean SOON! WITH ENERGY!!

@MidnightSmoke 8 ай бұрын

I really like the Jess stories. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@Judas672 8 ай бұрын

Are there more of her stories out there?

@yomogami4561 8 ай бұрын

there's more?

@bunnybootsink9258 8 ай бұрын

There are more with this protagonist but it's very few stories in total for this setting. The author deleted their account but the stories are still up. /r/HFY/wiki/authors/Kasern/

@TheRandyWanker 8 ай бұрын

This story needs continuation.

@DicePunk 8 ай бұрын

Holy crap the galactic economics and money game was such an inspired story element. Imagine a space organisation going around giving out FTL, then saying, "that'll be the equivalent of 200 years servitude thanks. We also take slaves."

@FloatTheBuizel 8 ай бұрын

This is the story after the one called 'never trust a human'! Holy cow!

@GenStallion 8 ай бұрын

To those hopping for more. I am sorry this author has deleted their account, or they were deleted. May her actions serve as an example should we meet the wrong kind of aliens.

@straydog2758 8 ай бұрын

NooooOOOOOOOooo

@GyorBox 8 ай бұрын

LMAO I love these stories where Humans are only behind technologically, but advanced or have the advantage every other way.. Lol "Noodle Aliens"

@plexisgaming 8 ай бұрын

Glad to hear your surgery went well. Keep up the good work.

@mnspstudioful 8 ай бұрын

The moment I realized this was a continuation of an earlier story I thoroughly enjoyed I was happy we were going to get the follow up. Well written and well read.

@kaliban4758 7 ай бұрын

yeah, i just hope Jess survives

@m.h.6470 7 ай бұрын

@@kaliban4758 unfortunately, it seems the original writer deleted their reddit account or got deleted, so there will most likely not be another follow up.

@yomogami4561 8 ай бұрын

that's a terrible place to end!!!!!! thanks for the story and narration

@masterpython 8 ай бұрын

These aliens respect surrender surprisingly well.

@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын

Remember it’s not a warcrime the first time and against xenos 😂

@nathandc 8 ай бұрын

For the truth, for the algorithm, for the beard, and for the narrator!

@mackenziedrake 2 ай бұрын

Onion ninjas... I'm sorry to see the author has deleted their account. This story is great, and exceptionally told. Thank you!

@lrmackmcbride7498 8 ай бұрын

Earth government is not going to be pleased for a variety of reasons.

@skoshman1 8 ай бұрын

Not the least being all the paperwork for the recently liberated refugees.

@marvinjohnson2488 8 ай бұрын

You are an evil,evil man,ending like that. Cannot wait for the sequel.

@CHRF-55457 8 ай бұрын

There will be no sequel.

@barelyasurvivor1257 8 ай бұрын

his account is deleted so we are probably not getting any more stories from him Darn It!.

@insanecrazyman7637 8 ай бұрын

No we need more!!

@anathardayaldar 8 ай бұрын

Let me guess, the slaver's armor is no harder than styrofoam and their bodies are no stronger than a angry 12 year old.

@williamcastro7483 7 ай бұрын

We need more of Jessie! ❤

@Friedrich-Wilhelm-1980 7 ай бұрын

that engineer is a got dam hero!

@kurtismiller9544 8 ай бұрын

For the Skald and his family

@lupaswolfshead9971 8 ай бұрын

this sounds like a follow up to a previous story .

@joshroundtree8751 8 ай бұрын

It does doesn't it. I think it's the story about how you should never trust a human.

@ameliarosealdridge6468 8 ай бұрын

@@joshroundtree8751that's exactly it! It goes "Why you should never trust a human", "Uplifted is a dirty word", "Luna Fall", "Jess" and there's one last one. Sadly the author straight up can't be found any more since they deleted their account, so you can only find their work via the HFY wiki in her name.

@bunnybootsink9258 8 ай бұрын

This a continuation of "Never Trust a Human" that was narrated about a month or two ago. Author deleted their Reddit account but the stories are still up. /r/HFY/wiki/authors/Kasern/

@lupaswolfshead9971 8 ай бұрын

thanks i was trying to remember the story this continued from.@@bunnybootsink9258

@johns9652 8 ай бұрын

Was that the one where a Xeno captain is describing how his Human crewmember saved the ship, but lied about escaping with them/joining them and was left behind in the middle of a fight? That was a good story, so was this.

@RealArcalian 8 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Was going great until the end, what a letdown

@victortahlor4038 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@insanecrazyman7637 8 ай бұрын

... I need to know if she made it, someone tell me that woman survived!!!

@Ryu_D 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the video.

@SilverMKI 8 ай бұрын

Woo! Jess!

@fyrebatskymarshall1778 8 ай бұрын

this seems like a sequel to "all humans lie"

@WingManFang1 8 ай бұрын

Moar! 😢We need moar….well like a follow up or Sequel at some point… Hopefully the Author makes more on this story.

@m.h.6470 7 ай бұрын

the author's reddit account got deleted... so it's unlikely, that there will be a follow up.

@korthnanfortuna9675 8 ай бұрын

Jess is an Aussie. Perfect. XP

@jeanannd 8 ай бұрын

YES, free the slaves!!!!

@doc701 5 ай бұрын

I enjoyed this story,please write another chapter.thanks

@Shadow.Dragon 8 ай бұрын

Great story; Excellent narration!

@stevenweaver3386 8 ай бұрын

Is this a sequel or part 2 to a story ",Never Trust A Human?"

@sjmcc13 8 ай бұрын

I think so, it is listed as same universe on the redit page.

@nadjasunflower1387 8 ай бұрын

sounds like it is. it picks up right after Jess disobeyed her captain and joined the pirate / slaver ship so they could get away.

@bryanengland2466 8 ай бұрын

She's a hero and a war criminal at the same time he he

@raymats0710 7 ай бұрын

Shoots the panel.. what trickery is this.. lmao

@najroe 8 ай бұрын

for the AlGoRiIThM and the narrator

@sam2x13 8 ай бұрын

That was a butthead thing to do, ending the story the way it did. And here I got all invested and was loving the character. Please tell me that there are more stories with jess in it.

@m.h.6470 7 ай бұрын

Doubt it, as the author's reddit account was deleted... so they either don't want to continue or they can't (at least officially).

@Ryvaken 6 ай бұрын

Best part of the story. The I'm-not-a-soldier-I-should-be-dead turned cocky and got spanked for it.

@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын

“Spotting children amongst her” Xeno slaver: “why do I hear doom music?” Xeno slaver 2: “why do I feel the presence of an apex predator nearby?”

@kellyknowsdayway6517 8 ай бұрын

My friend in high-school had the same name. That's funny.

@dholmes3307 8 ай бұрын

For the algebra rythm

@barelyasurvivor1257 8 ай бұрын

Always, Always, Always, set up door controls to lock when shot or destroyed, because setting them to open if destroyed is just stupid!

@Gilhelmi 8 ай бұрын

I agree. IRL, there are very few door panels or door locks that would open if you destroy it. Honestly, it is something of lazy writing.

@z3r0t0l3r4ns 8 ай бұрын

Until you get trapped somewhere because some idiot spills coffee on the panel.

@russellgilson3536 2 ай бұрын

Actually its a fire measure. Doors automatically open so people arent trapped and firemen can get in.

@SOLIAM 8 ай бұрын

War crimes for the win?! Lol.

@olayinkaolokowo1113 8 ай бұрын

I wish it continued

@robertthompson5527 8 ай бұрын

Always wondered what became of Jess

@youngloki1 8 ай бұрын

Holy plot armor lmao

@caoryn 8 ай бұрын

This is a followup to "Humans Lie", isn't it.

@genericuser984 8 ай бұрын

neat

@JoseLay 8 ай бұрын

I need moaaaar...!!!!

@ThreeDogKing 8 ай бұрын

Temper temper

@nathlech919 8 ай бұрын

Surrendering yourself as a disguise to attack a combatant is (technically) a war crime :p

@skoshman1 8 ай бұрын

But since humanity isn't in a formal state of war with the slavers, Jess is in the clear. She's only guilty of technical piracy on the high seas (even though it is space) and I don't think any human prosecutor would be inclined to charge her. Now if the slavers home government decides to prosecute and demands her extradition, I am sure the human government will send her to them - with a fresh commission, a large fleet, and an army group of Terran marines that had been told that if they get this over with quickly, they'd be back in time of the Marine Corps ball. Plus Greg from accounting.

@lord1todd 8 ай бұрын

Somehow I doubt the aliens are co-signers of Geneva Conventions.

@skoshman1 8 ай бұрын

@@lord1todd But the Nations of Earth will be for the most part. Which means that the nations of Earth can introduce the Xenos to the concept of the Geneva Checklist. No worries though. Even if they were co-signers of the Geneva Conventions I doubt the aliens would care all that much and your point still stands.

@Gilhelmi 8 ай бұрын

Geneva only applies during war, and can be waived if major crimes are committed........... They are slavers, they have lost all hope of a peaceful resolution.

@CHRF-55457 8 ай бұрын

She's not even a soldier too...@@skoshman1