“She tries to name everyone Ragnarok” I bet whoever let her do that would “succeed” in the Throat Punchers. Yeah, put me on the “want a sequel” list.
@johnnycampbell3422Ай бұрын
40x calorie requirement is pretty major drawback. Not only is that 50lbs of food a day, but the volume of crap... your whole day would be pumping it in and out.
@undauntedthud6872Ай бұрын
That's easy to fix, just eat stuff with no fiber. Blocks of butter & cheese, washed down with SunnyD and a side of pork belly.
@johnnycampbell3422Ай бұрын
@undauntedthud6872 calories per day needed for average person = >2500 per day x 40 =100,000 1 lbs of sugar=1750 calories 1 lbs butter=3500 calories
@robertstoneking7916Ай бұрын
@@johnnycampbell3422 A gallon of gasoline contains about 31,000 calories, diesel about 34,000 - 35,000. I wonder if he can digest hydrocarbons. Also about 10,270calories per gram of paraffin.
@johnnycampbell3422Ай бұрын
@robertstoneking7916 that is great, i didnt even consider that. Thanks for the smile.
@duanesamuelson2256Ай бұрын
Depends on what is edible and the digestive efficiency. If 100% there isn't any waste to dispose of
@Marcus_PostmaАй бұрын
Would definitely want to hear a continuation of this
@mackenziedrakeАй бұрын
Warhammer hiring practices? Good story. Many thanks.
@chrissalch693Ай бұрын
This is a person who knows exactly what they are and is quite happy with it.
@theubieАй бұрын
Oh I could go for more of this one.
@aeseiri1618Ай бұрын
Want more stories of this one. Kinda got me interested in the end
@Shadow.DragonАй бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! I hope this is the start of a new series.
@InternetGravediggerАй бұрын
Certainly seems like it's ready-made for additional episodes...
@MichaelMcFearinАй бұрын
Loved it, need a part 2
@theshadyprotector8412Ай бұрын
40K? Not complaining. Good story, Great reading.
@darwinskeeper421Ай бұрын
I'd definitely love to see a second installment.
@dustinlund4497Ай бұрын
ive tried listening to other channels, but they are all AI narrators...so ick this is my favorite channel, and is almost always playing
@johnwoods647Ай бұрын
Chapter one of many I hope!
@TJCID22Ай бұрын
Really long life OR super cancer. Could go ether way.
@deussalt4479Ай бұрын
Talk about becoming a pure eating and beating machine! 😂😂 For the Agro-rythm!
@scotthinger6397Ай бұрын
I would take my chances with the jellybeans. Good story Agro. WITH ENERGY!!
@CorvidknowsАй бұрын
I think there was a misunderstanding at the end. It should not have been "End of story," but "End of chapter." ;-) Thanks for the great read!
@BaronUmbersladeАй бұрын
Throat Punchers! Love it!
@merlinathrawes746Ай бұрын
Definitely a chapter 1 entry.
@KwaterbugBUTCHERАй бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
@DavidVincent-f5lАй бұрын
Sounds like a game I used to play.
@mattbrown5511Ай бұрын
I'd sign up to be a jellybean guineapig.
@SiegeTFАй бұрын
Roll a D100 and hope you get 'Astartes' or better. OFC a 1 is 'Chaos Spawn'
@PebkioNomareАй бұрын
"Stick up the jacksie". You could use that if "arse" isn't acceptable.
@oldbutnotdead1Ай бұрын
Whammer...I'm surprised she didn't face palm, but I guess a PSY ops is used to things like that. ALGORITHM!!!
@EricTheKeiАй бұрын
Aaaaaand *WHAM!* goes the algorithm!
@anathardayaldarАй бұрын
That's a lot of life changing decisions to make on a spurr of the moment. I'd rather have at least a day to sleep on it.
@AttackCopАй бұрын
NOOOO you can't end there!
@allenmorgan1007Ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@CosFreaksАй бұрын
Shit! That's a great origin story! I need a follow up! Almost makes me think of juggernaut from X-Men.
@RealArcalianАй бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Great prologue, but as sometimes happens, ends before it begins.
@MidnightSmokeАй бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZfaq algorithm demons, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@TheRandyWankerАй бұрын
It begs for continuation.😉
@lupaswolfshead9971Ай бұрын
where is my tuesday fix of vitmori lol
@tellyfanaticАй бұрын
One of your voices remind me of John Hurt.
@Jakes3130Ай бұрын
Thanks for the hfy fix
@denniseriksson5154Ай бұрын
THE EMPEROR DEMANDS A 2 ONE 4 MAXPEED -F*ing fernus of the space wolves🐺
@silverthorngoodtree5533Ай бұрын
Part 2 when ? :P
@TheRealInscrutableАй бұрын
200K
@spacedwarfbrewing2385Ай бұрын
I want a fallow up.
@GR3YD3ATHАй бұрын
🔨🔨🔨
@bananabreadguy7960Ай бұрын
Is there an inside joke that I'm not aware?
@HakkaDakkaАй бұрын
Why is the channel banner saying SQUERRIL?
@AgroSquerrilАй бұрын
Because the original channel name was also misspelled
@HakkaDakkaАй бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Okey 😊
@EricTheKeiАй бұрын
@@AgroSquerril I was always curious about that. TIL ^_^