Ah, yes. Aliens being surprised by the "Monke throw rock" maneuver.
@zuzax16562 жыл бұрын
Yep, we humans evolved to throw rocks. We have learned to throw rocks, sometimes very big rocks, very well.
@russellperry99022 жыл бұрын
If I lack a rock I will make my first a rock
@MrGoesBoom Жыл бұрын
better than throwing feces
@dalemorgan8263 Жыл бұрын
Everybody gets surprised by monke throw rock when monke also punching in face.
@duanesamuelson22567 ай бұрын
Everyone goes on about monkey's throwing rocks, the only primate currently alive that can actually throw are humans. Monkey's, as well as the great apes don't have shoulder joints to actually throw as we do. Yes they do throw things, but not as fast or accurately. And it's not a strength issue, chimps are far stronger with a lot of fast twitch muscle and still can't match a person's velocity.
@matthewklestinski70302 жыл бұрын
They're going to learn what "My name is.. You killed.. Prepare to die." means when a Human says it. HFY!
@larrythompson8630 Жыл бұрын
As you wish
@EllenbergW2 жыл бұрын
Time to re-watch The Princess Bride
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
Actually been used as the perfect business introduction: State who you are, state your reason for meeting, then state the goal of the meeting. Prepare to die.
@matthewbenton4767 Жыл бұрын
never a bad day to re watch classics, as a 36yo ma'n the jungle book' and 'the little mermaid' deserve a rewatch too, crack a beer and sing along
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
@@matthewbenton4767 I am not ashamed to admit that I and my dad have made a tradtition of watching 'Little Lord Fauntleroy' from 1980 every christmas. Usually while getting drunk on whiskey.
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
The largest ship is of course named Godzilla. It has one gun. It only needs one LOL
@ravenouself41818 ай бұрын
The Galaxy Buster Gun
@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын
"Well, I don't want to." 16:05
@yomogami45612 жыл бұрын
dr who fans might recognize the title and appreciate the use of the phrase 'no more'
@matthewbenton4767 Жыл бұрын
i dont know what season to start... but what 'in-joke' am I missing?
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewbenton4767 an episode called 'day of the doctor' had john hurt as the war doctor along with david tennant and matt smith. the war doctor was tired of the deaths when the daleks were mounting their final attack on gallifrey and was leaving messages 'no more'
@joshhumphrey736 Жыл бұрын
princess bride fans might recognize the use of "my name is..., you killed..., prepare to die"
@nairbvel Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, I can't help but hear the sound of the sliding doors on NCC-1701 opening and closing... :-)
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
Not just Dr. Who.
@matthewbenton4767 Жыл бұрын
i still hold "your best friend, or Worst enemy" as the best way to describe HFY
@Moples2232 жыл бұрын
"No more" just reminds me of the Doctor Who special.
@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын
One might say the aliens were……… “THUNDERSTRUCK!!! YEAAAAAH!”
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
I looove 'Battleship' and that scene.
@piedpiper1185 Жыл бұрын
"Ami'tola Mauga Santiago O'Malley" Jesus, she must have an interesting family tree
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
It could have been worse for the bears. The flagship could have been the UNSCV Godzilla!
@turbopokey2 жыл бұрын
"Stop it now! I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
@apocraphontripp47287 ай бұрын
Thank you for showing us what voice acting is all about. The AIs dont stand a chance. What a talent and an artist. Continued success.
@Sanquinity6 ай бұрын
Agro's start was rough honestly. But he kept at it and kept improving. And yea AI can't compete with an actual human reading these stories. Not yet at least.
@apocraphontripp47286 ай бұрын
@Sanquinity AIs can read the text, perfectly, but they can't act each character. He is acting for each one with tones, pitches, and accents. Dude seems like an interesting person too. Suffering is the path to enlightenment.
@Sanquinity6 ай бұрын
@apocraphontripp4728 yea while AI has advanced a lot in the last 1.5 years, they still can't properly do different voices or convey emotion like a human can. Right now I still prefer a human poverty an AI any day.
@apocraphontripp47286 ай бұрын
@Sanquinity I'm an armature writer. Hopefully, one day, I hope to hear one of my stories read by him. I am just studying the story structures and terminologies. Listening to what works and understanding why it works. Invaluable to a writer. He's my research and development team.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
right i am calling it... that distinctive door sound... classic doom hydralic door sound!
@midgefidget5796 Жыл бұрын
I was imagining the hiss of Starfleets doors
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
@@midgefidget5796 hmm..possible ,though dont that pass more as a 'swosh' then a 'hiss' ? ;)
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
@@midgefidget5796 Yup, I was immediately thinking of that kinda squeaky Classic series door noise.
@marvinjohnson2488Ай бұрын
You wonder why we have so many rules about war. Here's your answer.
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
oh as an aside the joke of the doors opening is in reference to the sound of star trek's doors
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
Squeeek!
@Jordy1202 жыл бұрын
Thanks Agro. That was a story worth hearing more of. Well read as usual. Cheers.
@russellperry99022 жыл бұрын
Two o'clock ?!? Maaaan I'll be at work by then. Gonna have to catch this one in the PM
@jeanannd Жыл бұрын
With one of the officers on the bridge having little ones on her, raising her young as she works on a vessel of war and exploration, .... Think I'd probably be worried about that crew member and her young. I don't fear spiders either.
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@victortahlor40387 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@jakobus65812 жыл бұрын
I really liked this story. :)
@MourningNihilist2 жыл бұрын
For the energy!!!
@GenStallion2 жыл бұрын
*swoosh* Captain on bridge! TSO is best Trek.
@seanrobert96612 жыл бұрын
[documented contact]
@rogerbeckner64196 ай бұрын
Ah, I see that a former Commander was promoted after leaving her last duty station. Susan Ivanova, I presume?
@antonfowler658211 ай бұрын
An alien once asked how humanity survived on a class nine death world the answer was because we are the most dangerous species on that death world
@Sanquinity6 ай бұрын
Rather we evolved to become the most dangerous species, but yes. :)
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlgent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Yes, when our kindly face fades....RUN
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24562 жыл бұрын
For the old ones
@AFriend216 ай бұрын
No More
@thirg4242 жыл бұрын
The fishies DEMAND war!!!
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@carlfranz680511 ай бұрын
Roger Moore!!?!! I got nothing.
@randomusernameCallin2 жыл бұрын
IS there a rule on that site that only female can be military leader?
@Ibian6662 жыл бұрын
Seems to be a trend. it is very stupid.
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
@@Ibian666 I don't really care about the gender of a character of rank as long as they are written as person.
@Ibian6662 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 Your SEX is part of who you are. There is no such thing as gender, it is a made up word.
@jayoballes35472 жыл бұрын
And they are all redheads. I guess refugees from being racially swapped in Corporate media.
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
@@Ibian666 all words are made up; I also use gender and sex interchangeably (except in cases where referring to intercourse but that is beside the point) and i mean that being male, female, or whatever else in a role shouldn't be a problem. Also That I take more issue with someone being defined by their sex or sexuality as it diminishes the rest of their person-hood.
@t.j.cornett74952 жыл бұрын
Feck around, found out. For the SQUIRREL.
@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@z3r0t0l3r4ns11 ай бұрын
My name is Inigo Montoya...
@julesmasseffectmusic Жыл бұрын
I am trying to picture a red headed Maori chick with traditional tatoos and am falling.
@perceptionofreality30746 ай бұрын
Strapping an FTL drive. ONTO an asteroid..?? Not bad..not too bad at all Kind of a.."One shot" MASS DRIVER.
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@joosyjulie5 ай бұрын
I have to ask, how many people have bought, or are thinking of buying an aquarium since watching these video's?