Ahsoka finale review. Worse than a rash.

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Call me Chato

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9 ай бұрын

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@CallMeChato
@CallMeChato 9 ай бұрын
Lots of fans of Andor are on me for 'hating' the show. Let me set the record straight. I was very clear that Andor was intriguingly awful. I think that represents a pass in the context of Disney Star Wars. I still think the funeral episode was silly and Luna's performance was tedious.
@TroySpace
@TroySpace 9 ай бұрын
Andor just felt like it was a high-budget low-budget 1970s BBC series, in which we missed the pilot episode where we learned why we needed to care about the protagonist or the setting. EDIT: obviously this is because it's a prequel in an established setting. I haven't yet seen the ending, which is what Chato says killed it for him.
@steprockmedia
@steprockmedia 9 ай бұрын
I enjoyed Andor, but felt it was more often "general sci-fi" than Star Wars. It drifted into cyberpunk at the outset. But it was well-done with some excellent camera work and effects. As well as having competent villains.
@tomcross3000
@tomcross3000 9 ай бұрын
what is bad? a combination. the dialogue between characters seemed more like slogans, did you notice that chato? and like the characters maybe save for ahsoka, baylan, hayden, sabine at times.. acted as if they wore helmets.. no expression, stilted, stiff movements and direction. you are so right chato, filoni has pisspoor writing.. we never got any indication huayang possessed any crystals on his ship, but right when they most need one, woop there it is. garbage. why didn't they make 10 or 15 sabers before then? too much to say. huayang taught generations so why doesn't he fight with a lightsaber at all? and that inquisitor.. wtf?! disappeared in fat air.. no explanation, we just have to accept it and its never revisited like every other smarmy easteregg that casual onlookers are made to feel dumb for not getting. their ship seems irreperably damaged by gunfire from fighters that got girlpowered out of the air, but no- give huayang some minutes and its fixed again. i'm just going to say it, the maybesith padawan pissed me off. her performance was awful, her motivations were unclear, her purpose was not evident, her presence was infuriating. yet she's what we might see in the future- not her far more interesting better acted master. i suppose i should applaud the series for not having them all pull through together on thrawn's ship or in known space again by any means like their own hyperdrive fixed, but its like thanking a r@pist for not pulling out, you know? just not something you think needs a thanks. also too poorly done. oh your ship works but apparently not enough. wow. also filoni's obsession with wolves and appearances by him or hidalgo, are insatiable.. he has to do it like his dick is on fire. why? i can't tell you. what i can tell you is i have seen better fan videos than i have seen this entire series. i say it with no animosity to any actors involved, they tried their best, and the younger ones- unfortunate they were involved in such a wreckage at the start of their careers. i feel that sw would do better asking for fan submissions of stories instead.
@TwoGamingDudesMovies
@TwoGamingDudesMovies 9 ай бұрын
I agree with you. I personally liked Andor - but liking something doesn't necessarily mean it's "good." I mean, if it were truly good, why were the ratings so abysmal?
@GreylanderTV
@GreylanderTV 9 ай бұрын
​@@TwoGamingDudesMovies The ratings and fan reception of anything in a franchise are affected by everything else going on in the franchise, as well as how it is marketed. Captain Marvel did extremely well at the box office, but obviously not on its own merits, rather because it was sandwiched between and loosely connected to the two biggest MCU movies ever. The "franchise effects" can either boost, or kill, a new show or movie, regardless of how good/bad the new show is on its own. Andor's main flaw was a slower pace than necessary for the style and tone of story it was going for. Many fans who are already angry about the sequel trilogy and other bad shows were already pre-disposed to not give it a chance, so the more adult tone, and slow-burn intrigue/drama was easy to complain about being "not Star Wars".
@Splitter4416
@Splitter4416 9 ай бұрын
Are the Disney loyalists ever going to get tired of series where the heroes accomplish Absolutely nothing over the course of a 6-8 hour story? This is just incredibly expensive key jingling.
@TravisHi_YT
@TravisHi_YT 9 ай бұрын
They are paid actors essentially.
@RambleOn07
@RambleOn07 9 ай бұрын
The heroes are terrible people, the villains are laughably incompetent, and the lore is about as consistent as something written by a person with a kink for retcons.
@pittland44
@pittland44 9 ай бұрын
@@RambleOn07 I was thinking the lore is written by someone who's taken multiple blows to the head.
@brandonm4550
@brandonm4550 9 ай бұрын
Everything is just some pointless setup with zero payoff for the next show or film.
@haku8135
@haku8135 9 ай бұрын
They didn't EVEN accomplish nothing. At second 1 of this show, Ezra and Thrawn were in the side galaxy, and both Ahsoka and Sabine were in the main galaxy. At the end, Sabine and Ahsoka are both in the side galaxy, and Ezra and Thrawn are both in the main galaxy. So at the start the galaxy had a Master Jedi, and an experienced Mandalorian, and NO great threats currently opposing the New Republic. BECAUSE Ahsoka and Sabine got involved and CONSTANTLY made the worst choices they could have, these two were traded for ONE Padawan who not only did not complete his training, but is SO weak at this point he cannot deal with ONE literally brainless guy punching him despite having the force and a lightsaber, as well as the most dangerous strategist the galaxy has ever known returning in force to reignite the war....... I mean, Thrawn is a total moron that can't do anything right, but so is everyone else, so I guess it balances out. If Ahsoka had just done NOTHING, they'd have gotten rid of a Sith, a Sith in training, and the galaxy would still have Ahsoka and Sabine on hand to fight in the war Thrawn will start. Ezra would still be stuck, but who knows, Thrawn is shit with security, I'm sure he could have just stolen a trooper's armor and done EXACTLY WHAT HE ACTUALLY DID to THRIVE on an enemy ship and even take a ship to go back to the New Republic REGARDLESS. So if she'd just not done anything, everything would have worked out much better.
@stevep2448
@stevep2448 9 ай бұрын
The maximum intelligence of a character is directly tied to the intelligence of the author. Nuff said.
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 9 ай бұрын
Not necessarily. A good writer can take from real world intellectuals and incorporate that into their work in order to create a "highly intelligent" character. Of course, that character really only needs to SEEM highly intelligent to a general audience. Filoni couldn't even manage that.
@planexshifter
@planexshifter 9 ай бұрын
@Janes_Bee… you said no, but then agreed with everything he said-
@steprockmedia
@steprockmedia 9 ай бұрын
@@James_Bee Or like the iconic Sherlock Holmes. All you need to do is set up the ending and then work backward where Holmes notices the tiniest speck of details, jumps to conclusions, and is right!
@peterlang777
@peterlang777 9 ай бұрын
@@James_Bee I would say even the collating of outside material to make a smart character requires far more intelligence than filoni could ever muster
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 9 ай бұрын
Smart people can pretend to be stupid. Stupid people can't pretend to be smart, unless it's to an even stupider person.
@smeissner328
@smeissner328 9 ай бұрын
"It looked like an excellent imitation of Star Wars" Damn, what a line. You really nailed how I feel about all of Disney Star Wars. The new movies and shows have the characters, the ships, the music -- but absolutely zero of the heart and soul.
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 9 ай бұрын
And it all started with The Force Awakens. I remember how most people cheered at that ripoff of A New Hope while I was completely pissed-off. Happy how now everyone realizes that all Disney wants to do with Star Wars is a cash grab.
@user-io9ie5cs8j
@user-io9ie5cs8j 9 ай бұрын
​@@mishynaofficial Think of all the money they could've made, had they done a good job. Rogue One was good, and I had hoped Disney was turning it around. Oops 😬 🤭
@liamphibia
@liamphibia 9 ай бұрын
Andor at least had *something* going on.
@ScottyKirk1
@ScottyKirk1 8 ай бұрын
@@liamphibia Pacing was off for me, but it was an interesting peek into the behind the scenes of the Empire but it was just too long.
@XiaoFury
@XiaoFury 9 ай бұрын
This show should have been called Star Wars WHATEVER. Ahsoka's expression on the poster is 90% of how she looked throughout the 8 episodes.
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 9 ай бұрын
Everyone was a smug emotionless arsehole 100% of the time except for Anakin, Ezra and the droid. Can't believe they wasted Hayden Christensen on *this* 🥴
@alexm2889
@alexm2889 9 ай бұрын
​@@mishynaofficialEzra was terrible in his own way. His silliness was also sandwiched between long awkward pauses and bad dialogue.
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 9 ай бұрын
@@alexm2889 bad dialogue was the general problem, but his character at least felt alive.
@seanmurphy7011
@seanmurphy7011 9 ай бұрын
The total run time of Ahsoka appears to be about 6 hours (5:58) and the OT run time is 6 1/2 (6:38). Compare how much happens in the OT to how little happens in the Ahsoka series. This is inexcusable. I rest my case.
@Mediados
@Mediados 9 ай бұрын
I don't know how they do it, but Disney has a unique talent of making 40 min episodes with 20 minutes of story.
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 9 ай бұрын
I find that a lot of modern, high budget streaming shows have a ridiculously slow pace. Like they have enough scripts for 4 episodes, but the studio mandates the season be 8 episodes long. So, instead of adding anything worthwhile or including some filler episodes, they just stretch out what they already had.
@beerosaurusrex
@beerosaurusrex 9 ай бұрын
@@fattiger6957 That's been going on for while with any American series 12 or fewer episodes (it doesn't seem to be an issue with short UK series). Take something like Sons of Anarchy from a decade ago, seasons were often about 6-7 episodes of story drawn out into 13.
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 9 ай бұрын
@@beerosaurusrex I think companies from the UK are used to short season shows, so they know how to pace it out. American companies are still thinking in a network TV way where seasons are 20+ episodes.
@willlloyd9480
@willlloyd9480 9 ай бұрын
What is the OT?
@almor2445
@almor2445 9 ай бұрын
I wouldn't have said Ashoka was any worse than Kenobi or Boba Fett. I think those were a lot worse. Where Ashoka failed was that it was a disappointing waste of opportunity. There are at least 3 actors in that show who are better than this. I've seen them in other things and they can act. But for some reason, the director gave them nothing. Almost every character was written, acted and directed as though emotions and drama are to be avoided at all costs. There was no common sense in the plot and they turned Thrawn into a cat who knocked over a vase then says "I meant to do that!"
@michaellane5381
@michaellane5381 9 ай бұрын
From a mechanical story Standpoint I can see claiming Ahsoka was worse than Kenobi, Possibly BoBF too, but from a SW standpoint it's still better than both.
@LordFalconsword
@LordFalconsword 9 ай бұрын
It was infinitely better than Kenobi, in only it never took a steaming dump on canon. But the writing and story? Can't say as it was even there.
@newmancl0
@newmancl0 9 ай бұрын
I agree. Kenobi was the worst IMO. BoBF might be objectively, worse just from a filmmaking perspective. But Kenobi was worse because they took the single best character in all of star wars and ruined him. This is also why I hate Ahsoka. She is my 2nd favorite character after Kenobi, and this show is utterly garbage. Clone was was amazing. She had a fantastic arc. and this...... this was just painful.
@ShawnGilbert1967
@ShawnGilbert1967 9 ай бұрын
​@LordFalconsword when I am gone, the last Jedi will you be - Yoda To LUKE... And this show alone has 2 jedi adds another and 2 fallen jedi but not sith....remember just like Leia was mentioned LUKE IS RIGHT THERE IN HIS PRIME..... doesn't shit on canon? Bullshit
@ShawnGilbert1967
@ShawnGilbert1967 9 ай бұрын
The problem with Rebels season 5 is it CANNOT be set in this time period without ripping Canon to shreds....annihilating it like nothing before...... They could have done it set in the clone wars era...pre order 66
@corruptangel6793
@corruptangel6793 9 ай бұрын
I'd like to remind people that the reason Thrawn became so popular is because he is charismatic, ruthless, brilliant... and he WINS. His introduction ended in a hopless battle that he won purely because he made a strategy on the fly that the opposing commander was psychologically incapable of combating. Outgunned, outnumbered, and with an inexperienced crew, he showed that his mind was the most terrfying weapon we have seen yet. Once he understood you, it was over. And he understood people, through art. Which was a facinating little character detail about him. Because the character we followed was his subordinate, we spent the entire trilogy playing catch-up to his already prepared plans, showing that his making a move at all meant that he was ready and confident. By the end of the trilogy, his miniscule and, frankly, pathetic force had brought the New Republic to its knees and he was only beaten because of his bodyguard. His one weakspot.
@haku8135
@haku8135 9 ай бұрын
Isn't it hilarious that after so many shows being named after the main male character being not at all about that character and instead being about the younger, better female in the story, Disney has just forgotten how not to do that and have accidentally side lined their strong female main character because they couldn't resist forcing in another strong female main character?
@XiaoFury
@XiaoFury 9 ай бұрын
The title was just click bait. Disney had no idea what to do with Ahsoka other than misled fans of Clone Wars and Rebels. I guess Ahsoka is more manly to them than Sabine with short hair.
@hinduismwithpremananddasbhagat
@hinduismwithpremananddasbhagat 9 ай бұрын
They could have called this show Hera in that case! Or, Chopper! Or, Lando! LOL
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 9 ай бұрын
@@XiaoFury it doesn't make sense because Dave Filoni directed The Clone Wars, Rebels, and Ahsoka. He lead his character nowhere in the first place.
@francescosaporiti1431
@francescosaporiti1431 9 ай бұрын
...couldn't have said better man, I am honestely waiting in trepidation for.....the South Park special episode for the "Panverse" where they will critize and make an absolute joke about everything that it's wrong with modern ...."entertainement"
@bhushanharripersad5716
@bhushanharripersad5716 9 ай бұрын
Darth Felony has completed his Master's mission, Darth Karen destroyed George's Episodes 1-9 lore. Darth Felony destroyed all of the Cone Wars and Favreau lore, while disrupting Favreau's attempt to salvage George's lore.
@verde5738
@verde5738 9 ай бұрын
Corporate greed is a pathway to many creative atrocities some consider to be unethical.
@bhushanharripersad5716
@bhushanharripersad5716 9 ай бұрын
@@verde5738 you mean ESG and DEI, corporate greed would want to make a profit from properties and looking at the merch sales and revenue, Star Wars is far from profitable.
@ValiantWrestling
@ValiantWrestling 9 ай бұрын
Lucas himself destroyed episode 4-6 lore with his awful writing for the garbage prequels, just like he destroyed the Indiana Jones franchise before disney resurrected and destroyed it.
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 9 ай бұрын
I think you mean "Darth Thinks-He's-A-Cowboy"
@claykeough7898
@claykeough7898 9 ай бұрын
​@@ValiantWrestlingman I'm so glad I don't have such a lack of imagination and non creative thoughts as you.
@gilgamecha
@gilgamecha 9 ай бұрын
As a painful rectal itch, I endorse this message.
@judgedrekk2981
@judgedrekk2981 9 ай бұрын
yes, we've been trying to get rid of you for years LMFAO!!!!! JK, just taking the joke to the limit....
@mountainmantoo
@mountainmantoo 9 ай бұрын
Asholeka
@judgedrekk2981
@judgedrekk2981 9 ай бұрын
@@albert7311 ooh, Not ASS compelling, missed opportunity SMH.... LMAO!
@judgedrekk2981
@judgedrekk2981 9 ай бұрын
@@mountainmantoo no, I don't wanna lick asshole... lolz
@skryze6381
@skryze6381 9 ай бұрын
The reason I no longer drink whey 😂
@john-paul9804
@john-paul9804 9 ай бұрын
This is my favorite review (I've watched the usual suspects) of Ahsoka. Pitch perfect! Ahsoka is a show about sagging aunts and grannies. Thanks, Disney!
@CallMeChato
@CallMeChato 9 ай бұрын
Oh wow!
@michaellalli7693
@michaellalli7693 9 ай бұрын
“Her Wars”
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 9 ай бұрын
​@@michaellalli7693can't believe Kathleen Kennedy is still in charge. Cringe.
@m0-m0597
@m0-m0597 9 ай бұрын
“Her/They Wars”
@michaellalli7693
@michaellalli7693 9 ай бұрын
@@m0-m0597 oops, I stand corrected. ✅
@jmoountfort5204
@jmoountfort5204 9 ай бұрын
Plan 9 had infinitely more heart and narrative energy...
@pedroares6562
@pedroares6562 9 ай бұрын
Great Review. The issue with Ahsoka is that as you said, Ahsoka is just a guest on her own story. There is no development for her, no plotline, just some fights to justify her being there. But probably the worst part is, what audience was this story made for? Casuals? No, there is no way a no fan can understand this. Star wars fan? No, they made many changes that don’t make sense. Maybe a small part of the star wars fandom doesn’t care about things like a godo story and just want to consume series with lightsabers. Who knows.
@FidesAmoTerrapomum
@FidesAmoTerrapomum 9 ай бұрын
Yeah in many ways I agree. IDK why Disney has to do this whole bait & switch thing. Ahsoka was 1000% Rebels Season 4's conclusion in live-action (for some reason). This show is for big time Rebels fans only. According to nielsen numbers that's only about a half million people total globally. The writing is in-line with it's kid-show predecesor too. I think it is just seriously suffering from trying to be something it isn't.
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 9 ай бұрын
Apparently the "writers" at Lucasfilm really love naming a show after a character then proceeding to make that character completely worthless in their own show. It is a continuing pattern at this point. I would have though Ahsoka (being a "woman of color") would have been exempt from that rule, but I guess not.
@imnotatroll6301
@imnotatroll6301 9 ай бұрын
Ohh! but she did, she became Ass-Sukah the white, that is a lot of development.
@etong4595
@etong4595 9 ай бұрын
I have to disagree with one of your points here. I’m a HUGE Rebels, Clone Wars fan. Those shows for the most part had good storylines, characters with arcs and real villains. A lot of things this show did not. It’s bad on its own, but not because it’s based on a cartoon show. Maybe there’s an edict at Lucasfilm, don’t worry about the basics of entertainment and story as long as you make sure the Force is female@@FidesAmoTerrapomum Also a character crossing their arms in animation saves time, a human doing it all the time is off-putting.
@FuzzyNinja21
@FuzzyNinja21 9 ай бұрын
Great, another girl boss Mary Sue who needs no character development. Glad i missed this one. Fucking yawn
@BlackAdam1231
@BlackAdam1231 9 ай бұрын
The worst part is the fact that Ahsoka looks like a middle aged Oompa Loompa
@StreetPreacherr
@StreetPreacherr 9 ай бұрын
CougarFights! I've always watched Star Wars to enjoy BORING, badly choreographed sword fights between two middle aged women...
@Jamie-666
@Jamie-666 9 ай бұрын
🎯
@michaelreich4827
@michaelreich4827 9 ай бұрын
Well, Rosario is middle-aged, so...
@zedhiro6131
@zedhiro6131 9 ай бұрын
Take that back, oompa lumpas look better.
@Jamie-666
@Jamie-666 9 ай бұрын
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you @@zedhiro6131
@iddles2o
@iddles2o 9 ай бұрын
The biggest failure is Thrawns uniform which looks like a polyester Halloween costume.
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 9 ай бұрын
Ikr it was embarrassingly cheep ☠️
@matemayer4850
@matemayer4850 9 ай бұрын
and whats up with his beer belly?
@ABullet2Die4
@ABullet2Die4 9 ай бұрын
All the costumes looked like budget cosplays
@stealthcobra1525
@stealthcobra1525 9 ай бұрын
Love how Filloni got his main villain stranded by space whales in another galaxy, only to have us waste an entire season of a different show explaining how he gets back, only to strand Sabine and Ashoka in the process, so now we're going to need like half a season at best to get them back ot the know galaxy... Filler , filler and more filler... All of this could have been avoided by a 10 minute flashback of Thrawn befriending local ppl in the new galaxy and eventually getting the means to go back on his own , making him more intimidating and clever.
@elliottb8704
@elliottb8704 9 ай бұрын
I think he’s just doing this to solidify his position as a key writer for Disney Star Wars. Beforehand he barely had any writing experience (he literally only wrote around two episodes of Clone Wars), so now he wants to ensure that Disney needs him to write more stuff by leaving his work open for sequels that he will have to write. Disney is just allowing this because they now how most fans raise Filloni up like a god.
@nodensbertilak6855
@nodensbertilak6855 8 ай бұрын
All the good episodes of clone wars had different writers😂
@Equality-7-2521
@Equality-7-2521 9 ай бұрын
I kind if figured the show was doomed to stupidity from the very beginning when they completely undermined Clancy Brown's Governor Azadi character's authority. At first he's angry that Sabine didn't show up for the ceremony and sends the guards after her with threats of lethal force to bring her back. Then we get the smug Sabine in the chase scene - on a completely empty road to nowhere - and the guards wink and let her go. Then when she does show up, Azadi smiles and acts as if none of that happened, aw shucks, it's cool you could be here, Sabine. The stupid, it burns with this show. The stifling directing didn't help.
@IndyDefense
@IndyDefense 9 ай бұрын
To be fair though, would you feel so harsh about it if it was a male character? Like let's say it's Snake Plisken or Jeff LEboski saying "F it."
@Fear_the_Nog
@Fear_the_Nog 9 ай бұрын
That also destroys Sabine's character. She's an angsty smug orphaned Mandalorian, yes. But she wasn't ever that insufferable in Rebels. Or that boring.
@Fear_the_Nog
@Fear_the_Nog 9 ай бұрын
@@IndyDefense Yes. Absolutely I would feel harsh about it if it was a male character. Which is why I hated most of the late-teen-Ezra-shenanigans even in Rebels.
@TravisHi_YT
@TravisHi_YT 9 ай бұрын
I figured it was doomed with the disney logo
@Equality-7-2521
@Equality-7-2521 9 ай бұрын
​@@IndyDefense Yes, I would notice that it undermined Azadi and made the entire opening scene pointless and stupid. And I think I would notice the difference between Snake Plisken and a piece of wood with a little smirk.
@barbaraselletti6520
@barbaraselletti6520 9 ай бұрын
"Filoni should change his name to felony..." Absolutely priceless! This show has been an abysmal disappointment. I had such high expectations for it. Filoni has shown his true colors...He's a castrati. No wonder Kathleen Kennedy loves him!
@sandman_says_runrunner4701
@sandman_says_runrunner4701 9 ай бұрын
Just curious... what on earth gave you "high expectations" for this show?
@FD-io4pk
@FD-io4pk 9 ай бұрын
@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 Of course you're right, but I can understand that the appearance of Ahsoka in Mandalorian was seen as very good. The fight with Elsbeth was pretty entertaining and there was real motivation for the character there. Motivation that all but vanished during the show that should have been all about it. Instead it was about a female mandalorian that took remedial Force training while she already knew how to wield a lightsaber without using the Force... Weird.
@achaudhari101
@achaudhari101 9 ай бұрын
@barbaraselletti6520 There really is no reason to think Filoni the bad guy. That’s being over reactive for nothing.
@djohn1671
@djohn1671 9 ай бұрын
fi-NAIL in the coffin.
@victormanteca7395
@victormanteca7395 9 ай бұрын
Agreed. Except that I can't say I'm disappointed: this show met all my expectations, which were, well, none. BTW, the word is "castrato". Castrati is a plural word, and Filoni, despite being a lot of things, is still just one person. And I don't think he's good at soprano singing, anyway.
@sketch_0193
@sketch_0193 9 ай бұрын
Gideon's introduction in Mando season 1 was waaaaaay more intimidating than This Thrawn. "If you lose 9/10 battles. Shift everyone's attention to the one battle you did win" If lightning strikes. Say "ahhh right on schedual" If you know nothing about a subject. Ask the teacher to elaborat. Respond with "hmm my suspicions were correct" When the clock is about to turn 12:00pm. 10 seconds before the chime. Tell everyone the clock is about to chime. - The Art of War. Thrawn edition.
@Twincobra13
@Twincobra13 9 ай бұрын
This review was more entertaining than the entire series. Or as the blue, big smooth-brained Thrawn would say, "An acceptable outcome."
@cosmacgrandpa
@cosmacgrandpa 9 ай бұрын
"A show only marginally better than Plan 9 From Outer Space" made me bust out laughing. Well done, sir
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 9 ай бұрын
At least you can laugh at the incompetence of Plan 9. Ed Wood was a passionate guy who didn't really know any better. Disney is a $200 billion, 100 year old entertainment company. They should know better.
@neonthunder3261
@neonthunder3261 9 ай бұрын
@@fattiger6957 I pray to god they don't adapt Heir to The Empire. I don't even want to know how fucked over that would be
@zephodb
@zephodb 9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, hard disagreement here... Plan 9 from Outer Space was superior. ^^;
@Shrike1988
@Shrike1988 9 ай бұрын
Plan 9 was unintentionally funny. This wasn't. Plan 9 wins
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 9 ай бұрын
The phrase “Your stupid minds!” from Plan 9 is way better than anything from A Soaker…
@mrhumpty
@mrhumpty 9 ай бұрын
Spot on review. Honestly, The reviews of Disney Star Wars shows are much more entertaining than the shows themselves. I would imagine those doing mocking reviews of this show have profited more on their time than Disney has on the shows. It's not that this series was bad. It's that it should have been a two episode arc at best. Description: Sabine betrays Ezra's Sacrifice by leading dark forces to Thrawn only to be stuck there herself as those dark forces return Thrawn to the fight.
@Hummelsbusch
@Hummelsbusch 9 ай бұрын
I am blown away! What a competent, delightful and compelling experience this must be to a braindead monkey with last convulsions of heavy ADHS. Feloni is the cute little badger rummaging in the trash and gets away with it because he looks so adorable sporting a Stetson.
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 9 ай бұрын
I had invasive rectal surgery once. The recovery was the worst pain I ever felt in my life and that was on amazing pain killers. Every trip to the bathroom was agony and wiping just made it worse. I'd rather go through that again than watch Ahsoka. Just wanted to keep with the theme of the title.
@joestockton7016
@joestockton7016 9 ай бұрын
I know we all exaggerate sometimes, or say crazy things for comedic effect…but I truly believe you.
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 9 ай бұрын
Remember that little glimmer of hope Mandalorian S1&2 brought to Star Wars fans? Disney and Lucasfilm has done a fine job stamping that hope into rubble. That was their one chance to start turning things around, then they proceeded to completely squander that chance.
@beerosaurusrex
@beerosaurusrex 9 ай бұрын
Mando S1-2 brought back something great I hadn't felt since the late 90s, and BoBF and Kenobi killed it. I couldn't even be bothered with Andor or Ahsoka.
@hittkid6312
@hittkid6312 9 ай бұрын
It seems the shows that was actually planned out and had a complete storyboard were Mandalorian 1&2 and Andor. everything else was just incoherent, goes absolutely nowhere and at times contradictory with other canon and lore
@airborneace
@airborneace 9 ай бұрын
​@@beerosaurusrexgive Andor a chance, it's really really good. Not even in the same league as Ahsoka
@TheNuclearGeek
@TheNuclearGeek 9 ай бұрын
There was more emotional displays in this summary than the entirety of "Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 2: Preview, Parts 1-8"
@RydarkVoyager
@RydarkVoyager 9 ай бұрын
Plan 9 From Outer Space has withstood the test of time for over 60 years and is still watched (off and on) by dozens of viewers! Such will not be said for this series.
@odojang
@odojang 9 ай бұрын
Just imagine if Ed Wood had had the budget and movie tech of today... oh wait, that's Jar Jar Abrams!
@littlefaith8740
@littlefaith8740 9 ай бұрын
I didn't pay my money for this show, but was really entertained here thanks.
@richardkev3077
@richardkev3077 9 ай бұрын
Wow. Who knew Star Wars reviews could be so much more entertaining than the show!! Thanks, Chato!
@StreetPreacherr
@StreetPreacherr 9 ай бұрын
Why did Thrawn WAIT until everyone arrived before starting to LOAD his Star Destroyer? Wasn't he stranded there for a decade? Figure he had some spare time to transfer all of the important cargo so he'd be READY TO GO if anyone arrived to rescue him?!?!? Whenever friends are nice enough to help me move, I usually try to make sure all my shit is already as well PACKED UP as possible...
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 9 ай бұрын
Boredom? Depression? Narcolepsy? Or maybe the witches had shown him a vision of the future and he turned to the solace of alcohol?
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 ай бұрын
This Thrawn here is mostly there to assure you that all is still going according to plan despite him doing exactly the worst thing possible and not taking control of the situation. I‘m half way convinced he is just another animated dead body controlled by those witches … would make more sense than anything else in this series.
@DragonmasterCire
@DragonmasterCire 9 ай бұрын
Most likly it would be due to the extra weight aboard the Chimera. Thrawn was stranded on that planet for at least 10 years. The Chimera would only have so much power. This was after his weapon system did a planet bombardment on Lothal. If he did it in year 2 of being exiled that would be 8 years of extra weight and extra fuel to keep the ship in air. Also the Nightsisters plan was on a gambit. They used their dark magic to talk with Morgan though dreams, Thrawn would not risk so much without a sound reason. If Morgan never fulfilled her end of the arrangement. Like if Sabine destroyed the sphere, then Thrawn would be ligging around these coffins with nothing to show for it. He efficiently utilized his Stormtroopers to retrieve all the coffins and put them on the Chimera in 3 days after Morgan arrived.
@disenfranchisedver1tech598
@disenfranchisedver1tech598 9 ай бұрын
Because terrible writing that's why.
@MrGamman3yt
@MrGamman3yt 9 ай бұрын
Because narcissists don't care about anyone's feelings, time or anything. A generation of little narcissists, raised by helicopter parents would totally agree. Signed a trying to be real helicopter parent.
@wensleyjames9761
@wensleyjames9761 9 ай бұрын
I wouldn't call this video the longest burn I've heard....but I just heard a flame thrower say "Ouch!"
@MrElladion
@MrElladion 9 ай бұрын
Ezra was missing for 5+ years from his galaxy and Bingo he found the Republic fleet without having the slightest idea of it's whereabouts.😂😂😂
@catsupchutney
@catsupchutney 9 ай бұрын
Everyone has the force in todays Star Wars.
@antipattern0
@antipattern0 9 ай бұрын
Man they truly destroyed Thrawn as a character....he was soooo compelling in the EU
@TravisHi_YT
@TravisHi_YT 9 ай бұрын
At least more people will be willing to explore the EU, it's infinitely better, I wonder if modern audiences have the patience to read a book though.
@ultraviolet540
@ultraviolet540 9 ай бұрын
That is the real Thrawn, they can’t destroy legends.
@PBRatLord
@PBRatLord 9 ай бұрын
Just wait until TCW fanboys start reading about how freaking awesome the Clone Wars were in the EU, or once they go back and realize the Old Republic cinematics have more compelling story and action than all however many seasons of that garbage we had to suffer through combined. Oh, and the Tartakovsky CW series which goes so much harder than TCW too.
@kelupthegnome2871
@kelupthegnome2871 9 ай бұрын
That's why I couldn't bring myself to watch this. There was no way they would do him justice.
@alexl.p8223
@alexl.p8223 9 ай бұрын
Thrawn's character was already destroyed in 'Rebels'. He kept making all kinds of stupid decisions and was outsmarted over and over again. In this show he seems to be no different, yet... disney fanboys hype him as if he was a villain as threatening as Vader or the Emperor.
@DavidM_10
@DavidM_10 9 ай бұрын
"Girl-boss actions have no consequences." Right. Sabine betrayed Ahsoka's wishes and put the galaxy at risk. That's an excellent potential source of drama. It could have led to a big argument, or a passionate scene in which Sabine confesses feelings for Ezra (who Sabine perpetrated said betrayal to save), or ... *something.* But everyone just brushes over it like it's not important. Ahsoka's like, "We're cool. Everyone messes up." And Sabine's like, "Neat." lol
@Lord_Vadr
@Lord_Vadr 9 ай бұрын
The Ray Stevenson comment was savage af. (RIP) Much respect for coming out with it.
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 9 ай бұрын
Ray Stevenson as Dark Jedi, Baylan Skoll was the best thing about this show and sadly the guy passed away earlier this year. He was the only one, who actually had some charisma & screen presence, while the rest of the cast was sleepwalking through this show. RIP
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 ай бұрын
But he was also just a passenger of a plot that didn’t give an f about the characters, so was utterly wasted on this series. He was also not given anything to work with, he just happens to have way, way more charisma and an audience in lack of something else to like. But yes, he was the best and may he rest in peace. 😢
@DavidByrden1
@DavidByrden1 9 ай бұрын
He took nothing and made it look like something. Can't help wondering if this script sapped his will to live.
@pittland44
@pittland44 9 ай бұрын
He should have played Joruus Cbaoth in a proper retelling of Heir to the Empire.
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 9 ай бұрын
I think we would rather suffer from a rash than to torment our eyes by watching more of Disney's "Star Wars" The rash is far more tolerable and less painful.
@danicf8846
@danicf8846 9 ай бұрын
I will send this comment to all the channels where I saw the reviews... Thank you infinitely for daring to carry out such an act of bravery (or irresponsibility). Thank you for making us have a good time. My respects to all
@Tusitala1967
@Tusitala1967 9 ай бұрын
Is it worse than mangled baby ducks? 10,000 nuns and orphans? Yes.
@ZogDaMegnivizint
@ZogDaMegnivizint 9 ай бұрын
9:08 You have to understand Chato, one of the few things her master taught her. "Try spinning. That's a good trick."
@sparkleypegs8350
@sparkleypegs8350 9 ай бұрын
Plan 9 has a weird retro charm, Ahsoka is pure dross.
@Lazarusart
@Lazarusart 9 ай бұрын
Thrawn, a smart Character written by dumb people 😅 Great review, spot on in every way. Disney is doomed. The Felon Filoni, love it 😅
@ChapMeifan
@ChapMeifan 9 ай бұрын
The rash at least makes you feel something. Ahsoka and her merry band of 'stand around and cross our arms' people just left me empty.
@EcadMAW
@EcadMAW 9 ай бұрын
"Mandatory folded arms scene" and "Ezra, the cuck, taking his place behind the girl, where he belongs." pretty much sums up the Kennedy/Filoni/Disney world view in their Star Wars universe. I submit that this is one of the major reasons why they fail and will continue to fail.
@davedsilva
@davedsilva 9 ай бұрын
Ezra the Cuck is right, pathetic
@LeoBeoo
@LeoBeoo 9 ай бұрын
Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 ай бұрын
Can anyone explain to my why making Elsbeth‘s face dirty was such a big thing? When they started green flame her face, I was expecting something cool or painfully evil … but they just put some grey dirt on her face and called it a day. And hell, she wasn’t even built up to be a danger, unlike Baylan and Shin, so why throwing her in as the big danger of the finale? It’s like the writer put a lot of effort into making sure that absolutely nothing was achieved, because he felt the need to keep everything interesting for later seasons. Slow paced with a plot that begs the question: why where the heroes even there to begin with?
@DragonmasterCire
@DragonmasterCire 9 ай бұрын
The Gr ee's at Mothers blessed her with the "Gift of Shadows" and infused her body with the power of the Dark Side. This greatly increases her powers. If you notice all the Great Mothers in both Clone Wars had animal markings as well as the Great Mothers in Ashoka.
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 ай бұрын
@@DragonmasterCire But she still does look like Elsbeth with a ruined makeup … how is that supposed to make her appear dangerous, when she’s basically been a background character up till now? It should have altered her in a more threatening way as to at least give us reason to take her serious.
@XxsteamerxX
@XxsteamerxX 9 ай бұрын
Or, I dunno, make her MORE POWERFUL? She was easier to defeat with added power than Baylun
@chadcurtis7967
@chadcurtis7967 9 ай бұрын
The frustrating part is they have the budget, they have the production quality, they have the actor talent but are missing quality writing and ability to do the job right. They should rename it “Middle age woman fighting with light swords”
@RenlangRen
@RenlangRen 9 ай бұрын
Disney is handicapped by having to follow an ideology that thinks middle aged women are the ultimate in desirability and that excitement. That will never produce anything better until the next executives who are enthralled by this ideology are replaced.
@planexshifter
@planexshifter 9 ай бұрын
Laser sword! Says George “the hack” Lucas
@shaunsutton699
@shaunsutton699 9 ай бұрын
I love this channel, funny and insightful all at the same time.
@mechwarrior83
@mechwarrior83 9 ай бұрын
Your sarcastic narration over stills was far more entertaining and cohesive than the actual show itself.
@DavidByrden1
@DavidByrden1 9 ай бұрын
"How can we portray Thrawn as a military genius?" "Make him do some genius military stuff". "Er.... that's kind of not my thing.... I'm just not good at..... writing that stuff...... " "Well, it's television. Make him LOOK like a military genius." ( Feloni googles "Military Genius" ) "Wow, see that guy Rommel? Always dressed sharply. Standing with perfect posture and his hands behind his back." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
@rantmarket
@rantmarket 9 ай бұрын
Wow. I didn't watch an inch of this footage myself but I'm taking this play-by-play as the audio book version of the show. I was laughing to the point of near coffee-through-nose, then fully lost it at "IT JUST DOESN'T END!" Thanks, Chato. Your sacrifice watching this for us is much appreciated, but maybe not as much as The Great Re-Telling. Cheers.
@mtlreiner
@mtlreiner 9 ай бұрын
“WHO THE F-K KNOWS?!!” I did a spit take at that.
@lindasmith320
@lindasmith320 9 ай бұрын
My favourite line was “Who the f… knows?”
@Goldenspiderducck
@Goldenspiderducck 9 ай бұрын
Really makes you miss the days when the only Star Wars on tv had Bea Arthur, Harvey Corman, and Art Carney in it. “Just one more round, friends. Then homeward bound, friends. Don’t forget me in your dreams…..”
@ChernobylComedyAndWings
@ChernobylComedyAndWings 9 ай бұрын
Seinfeld : A show about nothing. Ahsoka : Hold my beer.
@OsellaSquadraCorse
@OsellaSquadraCorse 9 ай бұрын
"There will be spoilers" I sincerely doubt anything here will be spoiled by Paul....!
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 9 ай бұрын
That ending scene was appropriate for summing up this show.. with little happening and another Anakin key jangle.
@thechapelperilous
@thechapelperilous 9 ай бұрын
Ahsoka - "let me tell you a secret, being a jedi isnt about having a lightsaber" Sabine - well it helps If Sabine didnt know the most basic thing about what it means to be a jedi and their relationship to the force, she needs to be a permanent padawan. Do not pass go.
@ChristophorosAthanasios
@ChristophorosAthanasios 9 ай бұрын
“This weapon is your life”
@blshouse
@blshouse 9 ай бұрын
@@ChristophorosAthanasios que the slapstick follies of Anakin, the lightsaber losingest Jedi of all time.
@ShawnGilbert1967
@ShawnGilbert1967 9 ай бұрын
Well Ashoka is actually wrong a light saber is intimately an extension of a jedi, "it is your life" -Obi-Wan
@ShawnGilbert1967
@ShawnGilbert1967 9 ай бұрын
​@@blshouseezra on 3...and Ashoka loses one on this show heh
@drlca6601
@drlca6601 9 ай бұрын
it honestly surprise s me that you wasted your time on this... I didn't watch Boba or Obi Wan due to how bad their reputations were even after a few episodes (I did watch Boba episode 1, can't even remember it tbh) but I really like Mandalorian, which was promptly ruined for whatever reasons in S3x01. The fact that even Disney haters watch this tripe and give Disney power, make me a little confused/amused. Star Wars is dead! Dead I tell ya! You'll feel better on the other side, I promise.
@empathyvirus
@empathyvirus 9 ай бұрын
This is so good! I literally laughed out at my lunch table. Sharing forward! Well done, Chato!
@FeatherRanching
@FeatherRanching 9 ай бұрын
Sabine attempts to use the force! Rolls die, nat 20. Dungeonmaster: um... It works, I guess?
@DJWHITE_
@DJWHITE_ 9 ай бұрын
Call it what you like, but it ain't Star Wars
@-_-_-_-318
@-_-_-_-318 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for willingly taking on permanent brain damage so that we might avoid it!
@agitadora60
@agitadora60 9 ай бұрын
Whenever Ahsoka battles with her light sabers she looks more like shes directing airplanes on a tarmac instead. 😂
@piemuggs
@piemuggs 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely. Ahslowka.
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 9 ай бұрын
"It's super possible!" "That is why you fail."
@FuzzWoof
@FuzzWoof 9 ай бұрын
Watched it all, for a short while I thought "Hmm, this isn't as bad as most Disney Star Wars, at least it's not making me feel like Disney has pissed all over characters I care about" then realised that was purely because I didn't care about any of the characters in the first place. I have no idea why Filoni gets so much love, the closest thing to anything half reasonable he was involved with was Clone Wars, and he had nothing to do with the writing on that one, and Rebels was absolutely dire even considering the age group it was aimed at.
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 ай бұрын
Pretty much this. It’s only better than Obi-Wan and Boba Fett because people care less.
@fxeditor1138
@fxeditor1138 9 ай бұрын
My inner 8-year-old is cursing me for saying this but, I am soooooo sick of people wielding laser swords!
@hagerty1952
@hagerty1952 9 ай бұрын
"No more wax in those ears!" I had to back the video up by 30 seconds I was laughing so hard! That ending came really close to "Go away now!"
@JohnnyStroud
@JohnnyStroud 9 ай бұрын
Chato, you are an ever-lovin' mess! You had me on the floor at the end with the "Finger-Snapping"! 😂 Thanks for the great work, sir.
@MrRushepoo
@MrRushepoo 9 ай бұрын
Excellent review. "...light saber action... for many, that's all that's needed"... hilarious!
@VulgrDisplay
@VulgrDisplay 9 ай бұрын
Ahsoka didn't have a plot, it had a plop after Dave feloni crapped out this script onto paper.
@TheresaMayPM
@TheresaMayPM 9 ай бұрын
I like how Thrawn is now Mr Magoo, minus the luck.
@ericmrozek
@ericmrozek 9 ай бұрын
The most obvious crime of this series is that they wasted Claudia Black on a bit part.
@jasonmcintosh2632
@jasonmcintosh2632 9 ай бұрын
I don't know what the actual shows are like, but your reviews are awesome!
@theskeptictank
@theskeptictank 9 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA .. if I had watched this episode with your commentary ... it would have made my viewing a better experience. Thanks for this Mr Chato!
@mprime6807
@mprime6807 9 ай бұрын
Still laughing at your response to the giant head question!😂
@andrewrunion472
@andrewrunion472 9 ай бұрын
Filoni's stories are like how I played with my action figures when I was 10. Surprise, ____ is still alive, and then he has a fight with his laser sword. but look out, Darth Vader has brought back his storm troopers as zombies!
@Otokichi786
@Otokichi786 9 ай бұрын
Think of what Roger Corman could do with these wasted resources.
@RenlangRen
@RenlangRen 9 ай бұрын
His Star Wars/Magnificent 7 rip-off had more action and more internal cohesion on a shoestring budget than most Disney seasons.
@XaqNautilus
@XaqNautilus 9 ай бұрын
As one who suffered from rectal itching for months... no Ahsoka can't be that bad.
@alvin12822
@alvin12822 9 ай бұрын
"..stop with the spinning move already!" 😆😂🤣
@aramsantos86
@aramsantos86 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for your review. Felt like i was the crazy one pointing out similar things you were
@drathicusrex7244
@drathicusrex7244 9 ай бұрын
This review was light years more entertaining than the show itself 😂🤣🤣
@robinhood9128
@robinhood9128 9 ай бұрын
I think all modern Star Wars deserves this kind of scene by scene mocking. I’m sure Ed Woods is turning in his grave from your comparison 😂
@Pneumanon
@Pneumanon 9 ай бұрын
He has a blue face and red eyes, yet that terrible wig is still the most eye-catching part of Thrawn's costume.
@marcmarc1967
@marcmarc1967 9 ай бұрын
Between the references to The Pointer Sisters, Granny Clampett, and Mystery Machine Gang, it's nice to watch a review by someone my own age.
@TheNuclearGeek
@TheNuclearGeek 9 ай бұрын
Do you think you can transmit midichlorians via "scissoring"? They REALLY tried hard to ensure everyone knew it was totally platonic between Ezra "The Mad Goose Jedi" and Sabine.
@vespenegas261
@vespenegas261 9 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure there will be plenty of "independent movies" to fully explore such possibility
@user-db5qd3wd6z
@user-db5qd3wd6z 9 ай бұрын
Midichlorians and scissoring in the same question. What is this, a biology exam? This is so far, far away from the movie I saw in 1977. 😂
@IndyDefense
@IndyDefense 9 ай бұрын
It looked to me like they redesigned Ezra to be a Jesus-like figure. So I guess Sabine is his Mary Magdalene.
@danicf8846
@danicf8846 9 ай бұрын
well...there may be some mixing of bodily fluids...who knows. That we have to talk about this gives you an idea of ​​the level of the series
@disenfranchisedver1tech598
@disenfranchisedver1tech598 9 ай бұрын
@@IndyDefense When Rebels launched - Ezra was coined years ago as 'Jedi Aladdin'. Sabine was coined as 'who gives a shit - just give her the Dark Saber and a BS back story to check a box'.
@stevetobin7495
@stevetobin7495 9 ай бұрын
andor was excellent
@squadgeman3247
@squadgeman3247 9 ай бұрын
"No more wax in those ears." Lol! Comedy gold!
@ralphbecket
@ralphbecket 9 ай бұрын
You take back what you said about Andor! At last, some quality writing graced the Star Wars universe.
@barrypoontang
@barrypoontang 9 ай бұрын
i want a complete directors commentary of all episodes, with this exact level of sarcastic energy, please sir.
@mrbannon0
@mrbannon0 9 ай бұрын
Still hoping for a Robyn Hood review. Really, it's too funny.
@unacceptableviews1505
@unacceptableviews1505 9 ай бұрын
LOL, a flying galactic true value hardware franchise.....had me in stitches. We had one of those in my town and the owner was super cool. that store had merch stacked in the isles and he had just about anything you needed. Sadly when he retired no one would buy it and now its a coffee shop/video store and will be empty soon. First saw you on ME and thought, " I'v seen this guy before on tv", apparently I was right. Maybe an interview on CBC or something back in the day, but I knew your face. Glad to hear your perspective too. Keep up the good work. Cheers.
@alphaeagle9615
@alphaeagle9615 9 ай бұрын
"No more wax in those ears." I don't know why but that literately made me laugh out loud.
@tmanwattsutube
@tmanwattsutube 8 ай бұрын
Filoni = Felony; sheer genius. You, sir, often make my day with your videos!
@kronos0316
@kronos0316 9 ай бұрын
So a girl had to take a backseat on her own show because of the strong woman that needs no man? P.s. the flaming sword is a thing in star wars.
@beowulfsrevenge4369
@beowulfsrevenge4369 9 ай бұрын
"The witches have not demonstrated this ability prior. Except manipulating their ben-wa balls." 🤣😂🤣😂😂 I nearly choked on my linch with that line. Lol P.S. Holy shit Ahsoka does resemble the cheshire cat but with any emotion, not even a smile. I wish she'd disappear like the Cheshire Cat but never reappear. Edit: spelling.
@jrd33
@jrd33 9 ай бұрын
Ben-wa balls. It's a funnier line if you know what these are.
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 9 ай бұрын
Thank you, Paul, for this review. You proved to us that Disney makes crappy shows unworthy for a monthly subscription...just take a vacation if the pressure's getting too much for ya.
@NicoBrown11
@NicoBrown11 9 ай бұрын
Me Chato thank you So much. This brought me loads more entertainment than the actual episode and I feel like I actually understand the episode now.
@PCPAyLOAD
@PCPAyLOAD 9 ай бұрын
Excellent, well articulated review. You should be writing the show.
@RenlangRen
@RenlangRen 9 ай бұрын
Chato doesn’t check the right boxes. No way Disney would have him.
@MrGamman3yt
@MrGamman3yt 9 ай бұрын
Honestly tho, have him as a plot review expert. He's hilarious and he brings up some plot ideas I miss.
@andrewtaylor940
@andrewtaylor940 9 ай бұрын
Huyang having tons of lightsaber parts and hardware actually makes sense. Not that anybody watching Ahsoka would understand that. Huyang is originally from The Clone Wars. He was an ancient Jedi Droid who taught Padawans how to build Lightsabers. He was the Jedi Shop Teacher. This was from back when George still had to approve all the new characters. But once again the viewer needs to have done roughly 300 hours of homework to understand what they were seeing in this scene.
@seanyoung3864
@seanyoung3864 9 ай бұрын
Yeah but he still shouldn't have a Kyber chrystal. Where on earth did Ezra pull that out of!?
@andrewtaylor940
@andrewtaylor940 9 ай бұрын
@@seanyoung3864 Where did Luke get the one he used in RotJ? He built his green saber from a box of spare parts he found in Obi WAN’s abandoned hut on Tatooine. Granted I see your point. Especially given that Huyang’s story involves Padawans having to go on a quest to gather their own special Crystals from the frozen caverns of Ilum. Of course that in itself makes no sense as it clashes with the somewhat disposable nature of lightsabers we see in the movies and The Clone Wars. Anakin goes through a lightsaber a week. Obi Wan isn’t much better. Ashoka keeps changing hers like fashion statements. They are shown as expensive tools that you get yelled at for losing. Not some personally attuned holy artifact. Actually the very question involving the “Kyber Crystals” drills right down into Filoni’s biggest problem. He’s a one trick pony. And his trick is canonizing all of the fan created elements that worked their way into the EU and various fan written source books over the years. All the shit about Kyber Crystals and Lightsaber colors and a thousand other petty assed nerd rage arguments conducted over the internet for the past 40 years. None of which ever actually come from anything on screen. (Vaders lightsaber was red, simply because at the last minute they wanted something to better differentiate it. Luke’s was green because blue didn’t work against the blue sky in the sail barge fight. That’s it!)
@corruptangel6793
@corruptangel6793 9 ай бұрын
Same with the Nightsisters conjuring blades into existence. They did that in TCW. Though, it wasn't explained there either. They just can do that, apparently.
@fools5271
@fools5271 9 ай бұрын
That’s what I have realized. If you did the 300 hrs of homework or you didn’t . The plot had fundamental writing mistakes that leaves a bitter taste in your mouth. That is how bad it is. Cannon does not even save it, and it’s supposed to be a continuation of rebels lmao
@grahamstrouse1165
@grahamstrouse1165 9 ай бұрын
@@andrewtaylor940Luke created a synthetic crystal.
@exgrinder
@exgrinder 9 ай бұрын
“Who the FUCK knows?” That delivery sounded personal 😂
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