Now I can Get back to writing my Andor script so LEAVE ME ALONE!

Lightsabers aren't lightsabers anymore, they're just glow sticks that irritatingly burn

I'm convinced the real Ahsoka died fighting Darth Vader. This one must be a dark force ghost called Assoka. Who stole the real Ahsoka's identity. And it's mission was to bring Thrawn back to the core worlds.

Damn I wish Sabine would just stayed as a Space Punk Mandalorian.. not a Jedi!

All this disney money and they cant hire one good writer

Stiff and rehearsed, staged battles, stupid, aimless and empty story lines with boring plots, gaping holes, and your review was not only brilliant but absolutely hysterical. I completely agree with every single thing you said, laughing absolutely at every beautiful remark. Best review ever.❤

It was so Obvious that either Rosario Dawson didn't take LightSaber lesson's pre-filming or just isn't athletic at all . When we see how well Hayden Christensen looked with his Lightsaber skills in the World between worlds scenes !! Most all these LS fights were slow clunky and lazy looking LMAO !!

Somehow they're gonna bring Sabine to teach Grogu how to be a badass jedi. Its so dumb it's gonna happen.

I already love the 2nd season and it hasn’t even been announced yet. Such great Star Wars. This is the most Star Wars ever. I love Star Wars and Anakin. I remember Anakin because of Star Wars.

I dunno ahsoka, fett and kenobi seems all same garbage to me. tbh I think even sequels were better due to CGI

3:37 this breaks canon btw, When Filoni and Favereau created Vizla in clone wars they wanted to give him a weapon that could stalemate a lightsaber and George said NO it has to be another lightsaber or an electric staff and now here we are with multiple weapons that can go toe to toe with a lightsaber. But why am I surprised when you can get stabbed with these mtfs and be fine. IG Quigon had food poisoning and Mauls saber just sped it up

Where was Ahsoka during the Battle of Yavin or Battle of Endor??? Seems like a powerful jedi to help Luke defeat the Emperor would have been nice. Also, I think Ahsoka probably would have been very interested to learn of Anakin's son's attempts to save him from the dark side. Thanks for further breaking the Star Wars world, Disney!

WAIT! A youngling wookie can build a lightsaber no problem with the force, HOWEVER Ezra has to do it by hand. WTF?! THIS IS STUPID!!!

By the time Episode 4 aired (which was supposedly a masterpiece) I voiced my problems with the show as well as my confusion with the praise. And people actually got defensive and bombarded me with stuff like: "You clearly didn't watch the animated shows" "You just want to seem cool by not liking this" "this is peak Star Wars" "You're just a hater, you're not a REAL FAN if you don't like this show" "you can't judge the show based on 4 episodes" My main points were the following: the characters act as if they're bored, they just stand around and talk in a monotone way. Fans actually defended this by saying "Yeah because it's actually being smart and taking it slow" Yeah BORING is≠smart or a good script. This is doubly Ironic, because the same fans are the ones who hate Andor because NO LIGHTSABERS and too little action. Whenever I heard praise for Ahsoka, it was always stuff like "WOW the fight choreography is cool, omg thing I remember showed up, they referenced this, character from show I remember! Lightsabers! Omg that fight scene, callback. OMG CLONE WARS IN LIVE ACTION. Omg Vader flashed in a cool tik tok Edit, even tho it's in a multi million dollar show" They never talked about the writing or character development, and if you pointed out that there WAS NO character development. They countered with "You're just not smart enough to get it, there was plenty of development" The old Zack Snyder routine. I just realised, this turned out to be a rant about dumb Star Wars fans rather than the show.

All I could do while watching the last episode was laugh. And now I’m done. Star Wars is dead to me.

I laughed my ass off at y’all’s reaction to Anikan showing up

Sabine's existence in this show is to excuse Rey being all powerful within a week of only just knowing about the force. We're all leading up to the Sequels.

Disney ruining Star Wars was terrible,but people defending this god awful show is even worse.

I read the thrawn trilogy books way back. I prefer to tell myself that isn't grand admiral thrawn in live action... It's his distant cousin grand admiral yawn the inept😂

Let's not forget Ezra escaping Thrawn's ship happened completely off-screen. That could've been an entire episode on it's own.

The Morgan vs Ahsoka only looked decent because the actor playing Morgan is an actual stunt woman/martial artist. It's only her fluid movements that improves the scene.

This show was such a disappointment on so many levels. Growing up with Clone Wars and Rebels I thought I would enjoy this show but Filoni committed sempuku in his own writing for this.

If everyone could be a Jedi were true, as shitty as Mando S3 was, this means Moff Gideon would not need to make clones with Midichlorians in order to have them use the Force.

I find it funny how in the first few days after a star wars show releases, it is praised and usually well recieved. After one week the first negative reviews show up and after a few weeks these shows are suddenly recieved as horrible and worse than the ones before. (Only exeptions: Mandalorian S1,2 and Andor) Of course this is just my limited point of view but certainly an observation i made.

Is there ANY explanation why Ezra doesn't have blue hair or eyes?

Disney have no understanding for the star wars universe unfortunately.

I'm old enough to know peanut butter and jelly go great together

Kenobi is better than Asshsoka?

Oh hey I cameo’d

The real villain of this show is Dave Filoni.

Guys, hear me out, its time to stop watching those shows. I can't anymore

How did you not notice Ezra arrived in a IMPERIAL Vessel on board a REPUBLIC war vessel, with no CLEARANCE CODES, didn't get SHOT down, lands freely, comes out of the ship in his storm trooper outfit, didn't get SHOT on site, didn't get ARRESTED on site, the entire BRIDE CREW standing there with there blasters, EZRA had plenty of time to take his outfit off during flight or atleast remove his helmet so he didn't get SHOT down. But no thanks to DAVE and his WRITING SKILLS it was needed for a dramatic scene 🙄

The closer we get to the sequels The dumber the shows get

Technically it’s all Ahsoka’s fault. She could have destroyed the map in the first 5 minutes. But plot story blah blah.

If Ahsoka wasn't travelling at a snail's pace with the snail people, her, Ezra and Sabine would've been either on the ship hours before its departure and would've either been able to stop Thrawn OR be stowaways onboard and return home.

I didn't need another reason to not watch Ahsoka, but thanks.

7:07 seems legit to me 8:22 had to do a double take and rewatch it a couple of times it was so funny Does anyone know if George watch’s these shows especially this one since he like Dave. If so I can only imagine the God Father Scene especially at the Sabine using the force. Look at how they massacred my boy (Star Wars)

Of all the many poorly written parts of this episode the one that irked me the most in the moment is why wouldn’t Thrawn seal the doors? (I also thought Ezra was about to chop Huyang in half when he ignited the lightsaber in that room)

Wait a minute, the Nightsisters aren't human? When did that happen I know that Disney decided to throw the Expanded Universe in the trash, but since that's where the Nightsisters first appeared I just figured that the same rules applied.

That fucking Daredevil monologue still gives me chills, such a great show

Ashoka was bad in my opinion but it was way better than the Kenobi show

The real sequel trilogy is the 3 Timonthy Zaughn novels Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command!

Instead of sacrificing loyal troopers and Morgan Thrawn could have just blown up the tower once they're inside. He did it anyway once it was too late so he clearly didn't care about it. Best case the jedi die during the collapse. Worst case they lost their only way onto the ship...

Is Thrawn the biggest con man in the galaxy? He managed to get a really high position in the Empire solely through spinning his defeats into victories.

Calling Ahsoka the worst piece of Star Wars storytelling when there's TLJ, Rise of Skywalker, Kenobi, Solo, Book of Boba. Lmao. I mean you can hate it with your guts, but objectively that is just not true.

this show wasn't all bad, it had that green alien's butt, which was nice and i also liked the sith lady with the oliver tree hair and her master. sadly those two and their storylines didn't get any screentime or proper conclusion so i guess the only redeeming quality ends up being the butt.

I see multiple people still arguing about the Force deal with Sabine so here is my input: She was shown constantly to be weak and untalented with the Force but then she masters it so suddenly (jarringly too) at the end of the series. Breaks immersion and and the specialty of being Jedi/Sith. It has been established that everyone can use the Force, but not everyone can use it equally. While some would be born to be strong enough to literally push black holes, others can't even lift a pebble. At a young age, or even as babies, force sensitives may use the Force unknowingly and uncontrollably, like a strong baby reaching and object out of their react, or a kid having an emotional outburst that push everyone into the walls. But they would not know what they are doing or how they can do it. The Jedi seek out these individuals and train then to harness and control their powers for light side of the Force. But the thing is, the Jedi Order had become blinded by pride and arrogance. Instead of selecting force sensitives by the will of the Force and training anyone, regardless of their heritage or force sensitivity (like Legends Luke Skywalker did in his Academy), the Jedi Order instead selected the strongest and at young age to brainwash into their beliefs, while the rest were left abandoned to rot, forgotten. These individuals under the Jedi Order would undergo years, decades, their entire life of training, physical and mental, to keep the focused on building their connection with Force ever stronger. And by the time these kids reached adulthood, most were only knights with few reaching master. It is hard to master the Force. But in that last episode of Ahsoka, it felt more like Sabine had acquired a video power up rather than learn an newly earn skill.

Heck, even Shiggy and his friends are much better villains than these dumpster fire the circuses of Disney have made.

It's like waterboard torture with each episode man

Do you have a link to the live commentary of the finale?

Thrawn but not forgotten, these reviews will be.

Dave Rubin is an RN in Star Wars is gone for a communism table at the range. I could get a little bit better maybe not less left this but pretty.

Thrawn really has been reduced to a stupid person's idea on how to write a smart character. He makes obvious mistakes because he would have won otherwise and the show bends over backwards to pretend it's "part of the plan" or impossible to do anything about. Why didn't he just fly off once the cargo was loaded? Why didn't he lock the doors up the tower? He clearly didn't since the jedi locked them from the inside to slow down the zombies! Sure, lightsabers cut through doors but we've seen many times it still takes time. Enough time that Ezra wouldn't have barely made it onto the destroyer. If he got really lucky they would have been slowed down enough for the zombies to corner them!

Clearly Disney is incapable of fixing star wars. I'm done watching any more of the shows, no more watching Disney destroy everything. Disney really needs to find better writers who know how to do character development.

Women being allowed to show emotions or hug is the same as how lightsaber stabs aren't lethal.

Ezra's light saber really is a sonic screwdriver.

This show is sooooooooooooooooo boring.

do you have a link to the watch party? i want to hear everones reactions

They fumbled the bag with Sabine so hard she should’ve just stayed a slight force sensitive like the old school Jedi foot soldiers that weren’t powerful enough to be fully trained but were still needed in the Mandolorian and sith wars. Or give her limited things like observance like the blind monk from rouge one. Like uggh they trying to drive in her not being a Jedi but nope just make her a Jedi in the end

I haven't even read the book and I know the thing about how thrawn doesn't fight for the empire, for the empire.

Link to the stream of you guys reacting to ahsoka?

Space Balls is more faithful to Star Wars than this trash show!

I tried watching Ahsoka to see if it's as bad as I remembered and yeah, it's still bad. At best it's just lazy, dull. I don't think there's anything worth watching in the Star Wars world.

My assumption is that her “betrayal” was actually her listening to the “force.” That doesn’t excuse the poor writing, though. I also think KK is responsible for a lot of the bad decisions, like her now being a Jedi. That also doesn’t excuse DF for the crappy decisions he made. I still found some enjoyment from the show, but that’s only because Kenobi broke me and Mando S3 (which I couldn’t finish) desecrated the broken remains. Maybe it’s because I don’t care for these characters as strongly, or maybe it’s because my expectations were so incredibly low. I did try and trick myself into thinking the show at least had some heart and potential, but I cannot delude myself any longer. It has some good moments, but it’s mostly a trashfire. It’s just a trashfire that offends me far less (despite arguably being worse) than Kenobi or Mando S3.

Can anyone explain to me what was stopping Ezra from killing Thrawn in the Ahsoka finale?

I feel like there'd be more interesting interactions in the p0rn parody of Ahsoka: Ezra and Sabine's reunion goes all the way, his 10 years alone building up a major desire. They then meet up with Ahsoka, and round two is actually a threesome. The Ahsoka talks to Sabine alone, leading to more 'interactions.' Cut to Thrawn and the night sisters, showing us why the only thing that's not blue about him after 10 years in exile is a particular body part. Finally, after Thrawn gets away, Ahsoka and Sabine realise that it's just them on the planet as they go another round. Anakin watches on with pride (still doesn't get any after Padme, not even in a parody!) Ezra gets back to Hera, and we finally get to see the kind of mother-son kind of relationship they really had (hint: the pages of ship-fiction brought to life where he frequently says "yes, mommy" and she only wears her jcket). Oh, and as they're getting dressed after, she has to remind him that she's a general now, so he'd better follow her orders (we needed to keep the writing consistent with the original Ahsoka show). Cut to the post credits scene where Shin declares herself leader of the bandits, having to 'prove' herself in the usual way with each of them, both female and male bandits, all worn out by Shin's stamina, bow down to her. Post-post credit scene; Thrawn discusses with his crew where they're going to stop for food on the way to their destination, with everyone arguing over where they should go first. In the end they agree to stop at the first planet with women, since it's been a long 10 years and the witches were only interested in Thrawn. Thrawn gives the order before retiring for one last night with the sisters.

Thanks for your service, Andrew. RIP.

Why did they have to take away Thrawn's epaulettes only to have two shiny rectangles on his shoulders? We get it, it matches a CGI version of Thrawn, but using CGI to create delicate curls of material is expensive and labor intensive in a children's show, _buying cheap knock off epaulettes costs almost nothing_ for a company that has a budget like Disney. They're routinely on Marching Band uniforms across the United States. It would add to his character design that would be a wink & nod to the old fans of the video games from the 90's. His uniform is also described in Heir to the Empire. The entire premise of the rank of Grand Admiral was to demonstrate how these individuals are far above their fellow flag officers, their appearance was to be striking and almost archaic compared to the mundane uniforms the Imperial Navy and Army use. They rival Moffs in true power, they have a direct line to the Emperor himself. This just hurts my brain. This is just one tiny element of design that would help add more flavor to this pile of tasteless goop people call television.

"Why didn’t the Empire make an army of force-wielding troops?" *flashbacks to Force Unleashed 2*

The only good part of any of it was Baylan and Shin's relationship. And it was the only part they fucked off with.

its baffling how we get to see another fucking galaxy and the best filoni can give us is a bland ass rocky planet with crab people.

The scene where Ahsoka, Sabine and Ezra all have lightsabers and swinging them to deflect the zombie troopers shots, it looks like a cruise ship show, feels cheap and the sets and everything just feel cheap, the zombie sounds feel like they were downloaded from KZfaq stock sounds, it all feels hollow, I want a show with Jedi and the force but with the care and craft of andor, not this kiddy happy meal garbage

tbh Shin is the definition of the Darkside trying to Reel Me in, I have a very good history of Simping for 0% saturation Women

What show was that with all the KZfaqrs ?

OK here is what I got about Thrawns and the Nightsisters agreement. What Thrawn got from the Nightsisters: His soldiers resurrected so he had protection in this new galaxy. Repairs to his ship as well as his troopers armor. The Nightsisters reached across galaxies to contact Morgan so she could find the map and also create the hyperring to come save Thrawn. Basically they protected him and ensured his safety so he could return home. What the Nightsisters got from Thrawn. The ability to leave the planet and galaxy WITH their precious cargo. Baylon does point out that they seem to be trying to flee a higher power. Basically the Nightsisters protected Thrawn knowing that he would ultimately become their liberation from this galaxy. What I don't understand: Admittedly there is alot, but one thing that has constantly bugged me since the finale is why did Thrawn order the Hyperring to enter the planets atmosphere to sync up with the Chimaera when the Chimaera could have rocketed up into orbit and completed the sync in space where it was less likely Ahsoka would have been able to do anything at all? Yes she has a ship, but it has been damaged at this point so she couldn't have chased them into orbit. Most of Thrawns other piss poor decisions in the show I could sum up to him not wanting to needlessly waste resources that he didn't have. Why did he only send two tie fighters? Because loosing two tie fighters to delay Ahsoka was deemed acceptable and in reality it worked so yes, it was a waste but a justified one. He sent Baylon and Shinn to kill Ahsoka but also because he wanted to be rid of them. He doesn't dislike his own "men" so why would he knowingly sacrifice more of them for nothing at all? They even volunteered to stay behind for him near the end. That's called loyalty. I firmly believe that if Thrawn had to sacrifice every other being on his ship to ensure his own safety he would have, but it wasn't necessary so why would he?

At least Lucas eventually admitted he can't write "dialog" and was seeking advice from other writers. Filoni probably thought he's all of the Coen bros and Gilroy bros and then some.

Still not able to forget that awful Twi'lek gummy head piece on Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Twi"leks in Jabba palace in Revenge of the Jedi looked better.

It’s encouraging to see OG fans of the OT and newer fans who grew up with Rebels and Clone Wars and the more recent movies come together to reject the load of garbage that Feloni and Favreau have been dumping on us. This franchise deserves more respect than its getting from the Mouse - everyone agrees on that and candidly, most of us saw that coming when LucasFilm was bought by Disney. But Feloni has no excuse. He was Lucas’ protégé and the anointed son to carry the torch forward. He knows better. The only explanation is to paraphrase Ahsoka herself - he’s simply run out of talent.

If she was going to crash the ship why not crash it into Thrawn ship or why not leave the cricket people and go attack the ring and destroy it or take it over

It took a few months of BSUP streams, but ya won me over, Andrew. Glad I finally subscribed, cause this video was hilarious.

The person that directed the battles in this show should be fired, Filoni should be fired, George lucas's succesor my ass.. what a waste of a live action budget. Filoni has destroyed morality, the force and has spent almost a decade shredding the competency of the entire empire... he first shredded the legends timeline with blatent disregard for its, while fragile, still VERY ESTABLISHED CONTINUITY and his philosophy has began the same process on canon. The empire used to be competent, i remeber reading rogue squadron and finding that the empire maged to covertly deploy stormtroopers to seize an imperial base, in rebels the two of the very same LAATs seen in the show managed to destroy the tower ezra lived in, every goddam fight the heros get involved in from episode 5 onward should be a loss for them.

Personally, I see this show as a setup for Ahsoka and Sabine having a 'Brokeback Mountain' film dedicated to them being stranded on that stupid planet. ... and it wouldn't surprise me in the least. That's how bad this show is.

When Andrew shouted "WHAT" at 8:25, he sounded like Lemongrab lmao

They used chatgpt to write the script for this show.

I think we should send Dave Filloni and the rest of those responsible for screwing over star wars and use the witch magic to resurrect George Lucas to guide star wars. This would also have been a better plot, and we could have called the series George Lucas Strikes Back, or the Revenge of the Lucas, or something.

Imagine if that was Luke fighting those zombies. There would definitely be a bbq smell in the room once he's finished with them.

The worst thing to come out of Disney Star Wars is Rey but a very close second is the Night Sisters. Magic, zombies etc is NOT Star Wars

When Ezrah was building his Light Saber he had a shitty looking work bench , its more like He was doing it in his Mums Kitchen..Oh an yeah Drink every time Ahsoka folds her arms ..An as for Thron He could have been the World leader to the Smurfs..

God this show was utter slop

'The mediclorians' idea was so lame, i almost throw-up. Sounds a Nazi idea.

the most emotional part of not just the Ahsoka show but every review about it was the beginning of this vid😂 god daredevil was so heat

And people wonder why I say Baylan and Shin are the only redeeming part of this God awful sorry excuse of a show

Disney trying to bring Night Troopers zombies to the Star Wars universe.

“Torcher” 😒

there is no way on god's greeen earth that Ahsoka is worse than Kenobi

Next time I'm asked for my age I'll say I'm old enough to know that righty tighty, lefty loosie

For a show that loves to nostalgia baiting Anakin, this show somehow forgot the essence that made Anakin such an endearing character in the first place. For those f*ck ups, Anakin ALWAYS suffered the consequences of his own actions. Everything about his life has stakes. Meanwhile, Sabine did the same f*ck ups and nobody even tried to chastise her for it.

3:07 like the energy that would take is not possible with only 3 of them

7:05 I absolutely love this comparison. If Ahsoka had mad a deal with Count Dooku, not only would Anakin be pissed, but the fan base would have. And yet, when Sabine does the same thing, no one cares, and I would like to delve into that a bit. Disney has made us DISLIKE the New Republic. Between the Sequels and all these shows, the only member of it that we actually like is probably Carson Teva. Not even LUKE, the freaking main character of Star Wars, is likeable anymore. This is an awful replacement of the EU New Republic. Compare that to the Galactic Republic from the Prequels. The Prequels and the Clone Wars have done an amazing job at showing the flaws of the Republic, yet STILL making us care extremely for it. And a big reason for that is the Jedi AND the amazing Clone Troopers having a sense of brotherhood and compassion for eachother. The New Republic hardly ever has moments like that. How are we, the viewers, suppose to care about a group of people when those people hardly ever care about eachother? In fact, we have more scenes of the New Republic doing selfish and stupid shit than we do of them actually thinking and caring. Despite the Republic's flaws (which George Lucas perfectly wanted), there is more good than bad to them. The New Republic is the complete opposite, and Disney has purposely made us dislike them. I bet most of us came into this show rooting for Thrawn to beat the good guys.

So like small nitpick but something I find funny. Would anyone like to tell me how those TIE fighters got out the hanger bay when there's a giant tower and the other side of the ship in their way? Did they have to slowly squeeze out between the either side of the tower and the ship? Ya know like how you watch that one parked car trying to escape out from between two giant SUVs? But in all honesty does anyone else feel like this show was a bunch of bullet points and everything was created while on set. We don't get character arcs. The characters just do things. They'll just suddenly acquire abilities, motives or anything else they need from scene to scene. Thrawn is about as scary as that one super overweight mall Santa who is about one mince pie away from a heart attack. I don't even know what the fake night sister wants. I forget her name and don't even care to look it up. She's dead so who really cares. What a worthless and pointless character. Sabine is... er... there. Ahsoka is... er... there. Erza... never even questioned how Sabine got there. He got it's complicated. Sure man don't even question that any further. You would think a little anger from him would be good for the story but I guess complex character dynamics is beyond Star wars at this point.