Air Travel

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mpleas

17 жыл бұрын

Life as a airline passenger

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@ChadMichaelSimon
@ChadMichaelSimon 2 жыл бұрын
His ability to talk about a standup standard like air travel and make it pure gold is astounding. Every comic - EVERY comic - has a an airplane bit. It's the most low-hanging universal topic fruit. His masterful, animated, hyperbolic delivery transforms anything into an adventure. Yes. The epitome of hyperbole. :-D
@mariadauria8954
@mariadauria8954 2 жыл бұрын
This is the last helicopter out of Vietnam …… I’m crying 😂😂
@cpmow831
@cpmow831 Жыл бұрын
I hear this in his voice whenever I fly
@deannamayville7176
@deannamayville7176 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@brianregan1698
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from
@243wayne1
@243wayne1 9 ай бұрын
@@brianregan1698 ALWAYS enjoy your material Brian! Saw you at the Fargo Theater 20 years ago or so... Prior to that..."The big yellow one is the sun!" That is what launched your career and made you my favorite comedian from that point forward! Thank you sir.
@randomcamera746
@randomcamera746 Жыл бұрын
6:02 "I'm embarrassed to be human." "I WANNA GET ON!" "You're gonna get on." "I WANT TO GET ON BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE!" "Why?" Brian is right. Being a human is embarrassing.
@justjack78
@justjack78 15 жыл бұрын
this is great! and so true. i have been a flight attendant for 25 years, and this guy hit the nail on the head. i wish we could show this on the plane, and throughout the airports!
@illwill1991
@illwill1991 Жыл бұрын
I'll tell you why people rush the gate at boarding time. It's because you people always overbook the flight. Which should be fucking illegal! How does that even happen huh? It's not as if a fucking construction crew comes in between each flight to add or remove seats. The plane has had the same amount of seats It's always had since the fucking day it was built! What are you worried that some people won't show up? Who gives a fuck?! You already have their money you greedy fucking bastards!!
@scootdaws25
@scootdaws25 11 ай бұрын
His facial expressions and voice inflections are terrific.
@wufongtanwufong5579
@wufongtanwufong5579 2 жыл бұрын
One of the late great Norm MacDonald's favourite comedians.
@SS-Tommy
@SS-Tommy 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how anyone cannot like this. It's fantastic.
@vincefarrell862
@vincefarrell862 Жыл бұрын
"The coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport...concourse "C"!!!!😊
@Animorphs82
@Animorphs82 14 жыл бұрын
"I was wishing you'd have one of them left wishing apon a star!" LOL
@michaelr2526
@michaelr2526 2 жыл бұрын
Upon...
@toolittletoolate3917
@toolittletoolate3917 10 ай бұрын
The last time I flew, it was on a Japanese ANA domestic flight from Osaka-Itami to Miyazaki (the capital of Miyazaki Prefecture). It was a single-class, 90-minute hop. My wife and I arrived an hour prior to departure, like any experienced traveller would. There were very few other passengers there, even though the flight was sold out. People trickled in over a period of about 45 minutes. No one lounged on the floor or laid themselves across four seats in the waiting area. Everyone sat reading or listening to music. Finally, with about 12 minutes to go before scheduled departure, the gate attendants announced the boarding procedure. Everyone collected their luggage, lined up in accordance with the announced order, then moved with purpose onto the aircraft. All of the passengers quickly stowed their carry-on luggage, sat down, fastened their seat belts and waited patiently. The flight left ON TIME.
@crashburn3292
@crashburn3292 Жыл бұрын
"Sit scuzz. Wait little piggies." American Airlines, coach, PTSD flashbacks.
@magnuscroify
@magnuscroify 2 жыл бұрын
There are lots of great, "smart" comedians dealing with more adventurous subject matter, but there is just no one who, when they are ON, at the top of their craft, can approach Regan's hilarity.
@christieprescott5450
@christieprescott5450 Жыл бұрын
“Close that curtain, I don’t want to see them!!” 😂😂
@brianregan1698
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 sure you don't. Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from
@dillondiemert4401
@dillondiemert4401 Жыл бұрын
"Bring me the head of a Pig 🐖" 😆
@elleryholmes2098
@elleryholmes2098 7 ай бұрын
“you let us know when you’re all set, captain you planet.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Zarni-fv2fj
@Zarni-fv2fj Жыл бұрын
He missed one. After the plane lands please remain seated till we're parked at the gate. **Wheel barely touches** everyone jumps up and starts grabbing bags.
@rickcaravaggio5004
@rickcaravaggio5004 Жыл бұрын
He is so super hilarious! One of the very best!
@christieprescott5450
@christieprescott5450 Жыл бұрын
“You don’t see all these people jammed up, waiting on you? You don’t see any of that? Oh this is YOUR world! it’s all about YOU! You let us know when YOU’RE all set, caption YOU planet.”
@brianregan1698
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kazomixcoolperson
@kazomixcoolperson 9 ай бұрын
i wish i was alive and sentient 16 years ago, all the funny people were there back then
@niltomega2978
@niltomega2978 Жыл бұрын
Omg I could not contain my laughter watching this at work!
@chestermarcol3831
@chestermarcol3831 5 ай бұрын
Brian Regan is the GOAT. He makes standup comedy look absolutely effortless. He and Norm MacDonald (rip) are/were on a completely different level.
@augustwest4233
@augustwest4233 10 ай бұрын
Wishin'...Wishin upon a star. 😂😂😂
@rheaandnicdaw4356
@rheaandnicdaw4356 Жыл бұрын
he is soooo funny and a clean comedian.
@anyviolet
@anyviolet Жыл бұрын
"Bring me the head of a pig!" LOL
@djfrank68
@djfrank68 2 жыл бұрын
I worked for an airline for years. I can relate to all this. 😁
@sherry2313
@sherry2313 Жыл бұрын
Same here! Oh the stories I have as a flight attendant.
@kennethfagan9738
@kennethfagan9738 Жыл бұрын
Sad but very true. So many people are morons. Brian is a master at making it funny. He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@flex10
@flex10 Жыл бұрын
Classic. One of the best.
@BenEnlet29
@BenEnlet29 Жыл бұрын
This is comedy at its purest form
@Animatokid
@Animatokid 14 жыл бұрын
THIS guy is HILARIOUS!
@reneedavis8775
@reneedavis8775 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely great comedian...love you!
@tailedgates9
@tailedgates9 5 жыл бұрын
"We're makin money RIGHT NOW." XD
@fman4234
@fman4234 8 ай бұрын
Every once in a while I gotta watch this… drying my eyes out as I speak 😢 and life is good again.
@maximusmeridius2306
@maximusmeridius2306 4 ай бұрын
“They have fiddles in the over head rack up there”😂😂
@edwardcossa875
@edwardcossa875 4 ай бұрын
This is the 20 th time I’ve watched this n I’m still keeling over laughing👍
@hermit6208
@hermit6208 6 жыл бұрын
"Would you like a nice cold fish head?"
@nathanhuffines
@nathanhuffines Жыл бұрын
Where was you?
@brianregan1698
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
Mars I think 😂
@marlow769
@marlow769 3 ай бұрын
The info “ricocheting” off their foreheads - BAHAHAHAHA
@ThunderPants13
@ThunderPants13 7 ай бұрын
I find cold fish head eaten with a spork to be a refreshing change from my usual culinary routine.
@deekaye9403
@deekaye9403 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Where was you? Where was you at!? Lol
@DavidGonzales-dm4pg
@DavidGonzales-dm4pg Жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love Brian! This special is one of my all time favorites!
@niltomega2978
@niltomega2978 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@user-ss9iv3kn5y
@user-ss9iv3kn5y Ай бұрын
He nails it. Soo true
@harry8097
@harry8097 9 жыл бұрын
Nailed it!
@zodarian6705
@zodarian6705 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a holiday meal with him and his brother oh my God🤣
@davidbrun9197
@davidbrun9197 8 ай бұрын
That was great 😂
@marynarkunas4199
@marynarkunas4199 3 жыл бұрын
So accurate!!!🤣🤣🤣
@brianregan1698
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?
@CB-ke7eq
@CB-ke7eq 5 ай бұрын
3:57 Gervais just stole this bit for his recent Netflix special.
@nikkilama00
@nikkilama00 15 жыл бұрын
omg middle seat sucks! once i got stuck in the middle and the 2 ppl on my sides were both sleepin and i had to get to the restroom sooooo bad
@matthewmorgan6814
@matthewmorgan6814 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Brian Regan morphed into Bill Hicks
@fairfld91
@fairfld91 15 жыл бұрын
brian regan rocks!
@user-dp2or9it3d
@user-dp2or9it3d Жыл бұрын
So true still today
@jazzie45678
@jazzie45678 15 жыл бұрын
hey we r gettin' covered by a tarp
@jothivasu40
@jothivasu40 9 жыл бұрын
awesome.
@subramaniansundararaman2277
@subramaniansundararaman2277 9 жыл бұрын
it is true while airline travelling . funny and makes us to laugh. but happens.
@davidcowan4705
@davidcowan4705 Жыл бұрын
I have a migraine now from laughing so hard.
@vincefarrell862
@vincefarrell862 Жыл бұрын
This has happened to me several times. I've seen the guy numerous times over the past 30 years, including on our honeymoon. Within 7 years of noticing that this guy can bring me to the point of a migraine-type headache, via laughter, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Surgery, followed by the "all clear" diagnosis has me crediting Regan's routines as having saved my life.
@sargentrowell81
@sargentrowell81 10 жыл бұрын
The next Jim Carrey ladies and gentlemen! LMFAO!!!
@Yahootie
@Yahootie 6 жыл бұрын
sargentrowell81 Brian has been performing since the late 70's
@aceofspades9785
@aceofspades9785 6 жыл бұрын
sargentrowell81 please don’t disgrace Brian by mentioning that piece of shit jim carrey in the same sentence
@ricardofranciszayas
@ricardofranciszayas 6 ай бұрын
He’s a genius
@rt94103
@rt94103 12 жыл бұрын
Hilarious indeed.
@koolkittykat04
@koolkittykat04 15 жыл бұрын
LOL i was laughing my head off! XD
@brucep9729
@brucep9729 Жыл бұрын
Yes Brian, people are stupid! Now more than ever
@felixgayming5680
@felixgayming5680 6 жыл бұрын
ITS FUN TO FLY ✈ ✈
@Demonslayer232
@Demonslayer232 13 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true!
@B.e.n.10
@B.e.n.10 Жыл бұрын
He is so funny
@rroge5
@rroge5 9 жыл бұрын
i might not be oging to america any time soon
@toypupanbai3544
@toypupanbai3544 10 жыл бұрын
Numbers 1 thro' 5: the TSA. " 6 thro' 8: other passengers. " 9, lost/ mislaid/ damaged, baggage. and 10? Your choice!
@Eric2221
@Eric2221 15 жыл бұрын
LMAO...its all true...and guess which flight attendant i am lol *rolls eyes*....i cant wait to use the tunnel vision thing :-P
@danfuntimes181
@danfuntimes181 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Ela-eh3hm
@Ela-eh3hm 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@acordu
@acordu 15 жыл бұрын
Dallas Improv?
@B.e.n.10
@B.e.n.10 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@richsoar2009
@richsoar2009 6 жыл бұрын
As long as he is getting funny....
@andrej1659
@andrej1659 Жыл бұрын
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus" Romans 3:23-24
@TheRiverweasel09
@TheRiverweasel09 Жыл бұрын
Shut up
@andrej1659
@andrej1659 Жыл бұрын
@@TheRiverweasel09 “For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.” 1Cor.1:18
@jjryan1352
@jjryan1352 Жыл бұрын
Now THAT'S funny.
@andrej1659
@andrej1659 Жыл бұрын
@@jjryan1352 “For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.” 1Cor.1:18
@jjryan1352
@jjryan1352 Жыл бұрын
@@andrej1659 who wrote that? You don't even know. Follow of Saul the Jew
@turkial-saleem4873
@turkial-saleem4873 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@user-wr6rc9ye2l
@user-wr6rc9ye2l 2 ай бұрын
Please translate into Japanese.💞
@GailStrom
@GailStrom Жыл бұрын
It’s fun to fly!
@mauricedegroff5669
@mauricedegroff5669 3 ай бұрын
Frankly flying is a necessary evil. I don’t like it at all. First you have to go through the gestapo after you get through that crap and you get to walk about half a mile to where the gate might be on the first try we don’t know about whether or not will show up or the airplane will show up, never never never playing craps
@aureliocabrera3278
@aureliocabrera3278 8 жыл бұрын
But everyone loves First Class . I bet he does too travels First Class it is only a extra 90.00 USD to upgrade at the Airport so check in early .
@philipberger1287
@philipberger1287 9 жыл бұрын
meh
@leereedeastern1
@leereedeastern1 15 жыл бұрын
not that funny
@Yahootie
@Yahootie 6 жыл бұрын
Kristen L. Reed is too.
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