Brian Regan - The Emergency Room

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11 жыл бұрын

Brian's hilarious bit on hospitals which offers numeorus humorous reminders of my recent emergency room visit for kidney stones. In the midst of excruciating pain, it also taught me to "Say 8!"

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@risingsun_gt 4 жыл бұрын

"Ok, you go in....TELL EM YOU'RE SHOT!" 🤣🤣 God Brian is so funny, I never get tired of his standup

@edifiedreader Жыл бұрын

"ASK 'EM IF THEY VALIDATE!"

@BeautyGeekChic Ай бұрын

Working as an emergency nurse in level one trauma center , this has actually happened

@aw4724 3 жыл бұрын

His impersonation of a guy with a broken femur walking in makes me laugh so hard I'm literally helpless.

@andersonash9059 2 жыл бұрын

I’m just standing in my driveway enjoying a summer breeze n randomly thought of that n now I’m here. 😂😂

@gr8gracie858 3 жыл бұрын

Years and years later and still whenever people ask me to rate anything on a scale of 1 to 10, my brain screams “Say 8, say 8!!” Even if it’s actually a 2 or something, I have to actively restrain myself from saying 8.

@williamneuzil7403 Жыл бұрын

I will now be doing this as well.

@freddybohannon Жыл бұрын

Funny!

@alanroberts7916 Жыл бұрын

7+1/2 flips them.out,btw.

@elainemorris4806 Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@SANDSCORCHER Жыл бұрын

🤣👍🏻

@katelyngraygate3001 3 жыл бұрын

" Can you park this cuz I need to *collapse i m m e d i a t e l y* "

@adamant6375 2 жыл бұрын

Minor spelling error. You fucked up.

@adamant6375 2 жыл бұрын

*Immediately

@ginahill837 4 ай бұрын

@@adamant6375 it's supposed to be like that

@MrGritz7 3 жыл бұрын

He is one of the best. Doesn't curse either. Impressive.

@c.g.ryderii2405 3 жыл бұрын

No political drive either. Politics and cursing has ruined stand-up.

@jimbob6216 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently you don't think certain words are cuss words. I heard him cuss.

@changedname_8970 3 жыл бұрын

Idky I feel like oversharing but, I grew up in the hood majority of my life. I’m a minority & I find myself relating to everything he talks about. Funny has no barriers

@TearfulShadows 3 жыл бұрын

@@jimbob6216 What did he say you consider cussing?

@IHateNicolasCage 3 жыл бұрын

It’s always hardest to work clean. Tons of credit to guys like Regan and Jim Gaffigan

@PhantomPinetree 5 жыл бұрын

“I’m only *IMPLODING* “ I lost it XD

@nothanks126 3 жыл бұрын

“How would you rate your pain?” “Four stars.” Kills me every fucking time.

@ShinkaTV 6 жыл бұрын

I gotta say, it's been many a year, and this bit is still my favorite of all comedians. Damn it's funny.

@dylanchristman978 6 жыл бұрын

You are soo *RIGHT*

@richardmccray5588 6 жыл бұрын

Ono Northey I nearly passed out I laughed so hard. When he says, “Who in the hell!” I can’t stop dying...

@myaccountvideos 3 жыл бұрын

He’s so funny. Check out Dov Davidoff. I like Bill Burr too.

@jeanettegallagher9916 2 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite comedian bit ever.

@jeanettegallagher9916 2 жыл бұрын

@@myaccountvideos yo. Yes. Bill Burr is awesome. The banana pancakes not being sweet enough also gets me Everytime.

@funtimemai1119 3 жыл бұрын

"cAN i pARk Over THEre Im DyInG. Oh YoUr DyiNG tOO Ok" LMFAO

@eyeseer1 3 жыл бұрын

Valet at an emergency room parking lot is a brilliant idea.

@IBWIV 3 жыл бұрын

I was actually surprised in 2016 when I had to take my wife to the emergency room at a Seventh Day Adventist hospital in Orlando FL. They had FREE VALET PARKING! And not long after I had seen this bit. :D

@eyeseer1 3 жыл бұрын

@@IBWIV It would be kind of low of a hospital to charge you for a valet service in an emergency situation.

@chrisconley8583 3 жыл бұрын

eyeseer1 I did valet parking for at a hospitals for years. The problem is if they didn’t charge for emergencies, everyone would be an emergency. In fairness the hospitals I worked at didn’t whack people too hard, just enough to pay for us. I think it was $2 for 4 hours, $8 for 8 hours or all day and that was in a major city in the northeast. I saw some pretty crazy shit and strangely got to talk to some people of notoriety.

@dennishanes9728 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisconley8583 I could just see it now if hospitals with valet parking for the ER were charging: "sir, that's a $25 charge and we only accept cash. you can go down the block to the ATM....sir...sir...when he regains consciousness we'll let this charge slide."

@jeanettegallagher9916 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime I see this, I lose it at, “can you come get me?” 🤣 It is just laughing from there before I can catch my breath.

@proud2bpagan 2 жыл бұрын

lol. when i had a bad case of food posioning, i danged near did just that. pretty sure i would've told them that i'd be lying on the floor...it was that bad.

@kellysong2256 8 ай бұрын

For years whenever my daughter has had stomach pain, she's said "My insides wanna be on my outside" 😂 It makes us laugh every single time

@LukeSimpson 2 жыл бұрын

I just started a job as a nurse at a hospital and this video was part of our orientation.

@FireLordJohn3191 Жыл бұрын

You’re kidding, right? That’s awesome!

@LukeSimpson Жыл бұрын

@@FireLordJohn3191 I am not! It was!

@patriciafascina4727 3 жыл бұрын

“Morphine? That’s what they gave the guy in Saving Private Ryan right before he DIED!’ I lost it. 🤣 Rip Wade

@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

@ricklummert5650 Жыл бұрын

Say 8 say 8

@DougHanson2769 10 ай бұрын

That’s too funny

@robertclark8332 3 жыл бұрын

Love this guy. Saw him in OKC. My face hurt for 2 days from laughing! ✌️

@tigerzbane156 11 жыл бұрын

I would definitely rate the pain in my chest after laughing so hard from this video as two enthusiastic thumbs up!

@alexandermiller5910 Жыл бұрын

Are you alive

@rockrobful 10 ай бұрын

Saw him live last night......A dream come true and he didn't dissapoint.

@empress8411 3 жыл бұрын

EMT here - that is EXACTLY how people call for an ambulance......

@jamesjohnson1205 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, EMT 16yrs. Can you have the the Ambulance shut down early" ,

@chloekit4861 3 жыл бұрын

EmpressReads what’s it like being an emt for hypochondriacs who call for a “tummy ache” lol

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

@@chloekit4861 no one calls an ambulance for a tummy ache. You have to fight with your insurance and if they refuse, it's over a grand. If someone calls, they're in excruciating pain.

@sampup7 11 ай бұрын

This guy doesn’t get enough recognition, in my opinion. He’s hilarious!❤😂

@JamesMeyer2 6 жыл бұрын

Childbirth while having a broken femur is actually the secret 11 on a pain scale of 1-10.

@lonesoldier4508 3 жыл бұрын

You know too much. They will hunt you down soon...

@WinslowLeach1974 2 жыл бұрын

Female Spinal Tap member in the emergency room....."This pain goes to 11"

@icantthinkofagoodname7992 2 жыл бұрын

@@WinslowLeach1974 I was just about to say!

@alanroberts7916 Жыл бұрын

But the real fun begins when they give you the remote that calls the head nurse. BUT THEY ARE TOO fuck'n busy taking the guy in the bed next to you to the morgue. So my only option left is to screem out at the top of my lungs "HELP ME YOU FN SADIISTICAL. BITCHES!!!." THEN OUT COMES THEIR BIGGEST MEANIST UGLIEST NURSES WHO YELL AT YOU FOR CALLING THEM. AND THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE ICU, UNTIL YOU GRADUATE TO THE PHYSICAL THERAPY UNIT." ALL YE ARE DAMED WHO ENTER HERE!

@katherinefenn3627 Жыл бұрын

So does having a 9 inch open laparotomy scar and giving birth 3 days later. Owie

@biscuitman111 4 жыл бұрын

No after you! Merge every body. Merge. I'm only imploding!

@davidrpriest 3 жыл бұрын

I saw Brian Regan open up for Jerry Seinfeld in Houston in the 90s. That was a good night.

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

Odd that Regan would open for anyone then, he was a headliner by 1990.

@timr8971 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best standups ever.

@andrewdaniels3063 6 жыл бұрын

"How would you describe your pain?" "It is severe enough that I have paid up front $350 to even consent to be treated."

@huskerpower1541 6 жыл бұрын

WHO IN THE HELL HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE WAS AT A LEVEL 10?!?!?!! GIVE ME A SLEDGEHAMMER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT 10 IS ALL ABOUT!!!!! MISTER TUMMY ACHE!!!!😂😂😂

@proud2bpagan 3 жыл бұрын

I've only experienced a femur break vicariously, my dad had his pulverized by a drunk driver back in 1996, but I'm pretty sure,having seen what he went through pain wise, I doubt he'd be grabbin' a sledgehammer,lol.

@KingOfHockeyNow 3 жыл бұрын

Then as he limps back to the femur ward: “AHHHHH!!!!”

@changedname_8970 3 жыл бұрын

I was dyin when he said that lmboo

@assalhaddad38 3 жыл бұрын

Immaculate wording of the joke...genius! I'm not laughing anymore... Just admiring how he structured the joke... Perfection!

@katesampleseverything 5 жыл бұрын

"How are you today?" "I'm on a gerney!" 😂😂 I need to use this if I'm ever in the hospital.

@JJStetson 3 жыл бұрын

Hands down one of the funniest bits in all of comedy.

@funnygirl2069 10 жыл бұрын

Tell em your shot!

@safeinsound666 6 жыл бұрын

*youre

@shuatock8216 3 жыл бұрын

@Manny 😑

@loginnamejon Ай бұрын

In case you wonder if God has a since of humor; I was playing soccer tonight (I’m 31) and I blew my knee out. I’m lying in my bed in pain and this video pops up. Haha

@Ranakade Жыл бұрын

This never gets old. And he didn't even swear. Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌

@claytose01 6 ай бұрын

Brian Regan is the GOAT of clean, witty comedy!

@treetrain 3 жыл бұрын

I love his little swagger bounce

@davidmckesey7119 2 жыл бұрын

We all do lol

@Pakkens_Backyard 9 жыл бұрын

um.. OUCH.. excruciating.. horrific.. 4 stars!!

@smartarts9993 4 жыл бұрын

Two enthusiastic thumbs up!!👍👍

@TheDhammond 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve loved Brian Regan forever! Agreed- clean jokes that are just killers!!! He’s the BEST!!!

@alanroberts7916 Жыл бұрын

Nothing's as funny as the truth!!!

@nicholewojtanowski43 3 жыл бұрын

Still LOVE this guy! He is still one of the best!

@sunnydaze2359 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me a little bit of Jim Carrey’s humor.

@0193project 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy how I got this recommendation the night after my visit to an ER last night. So true! Brian is definitely my favorite comedian. He's the best

@connormanke5841 10 жыл бұрын

what seems to b the problem all my insides want to n on my outside, but I'm no doctor

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

We can all thank Brian for the fact that many hospitals now have valet parking, lol. Still waiting on the canon ball wound ointment.

@davedawave4705 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, hospitals in Beverly Hills and the Hamptons have valet parking... and brunch for those in the waiting rooms.

@jamesbockenstette4332 3 жыл бұрын

Best ever and he is not vulgar.

@johnbattiest3061 3 жыл бұрын

What I dig about Brian is every time I've seen him he has all new material,and it's always over the top hilarious.

@p.d8423 3 жыл бұрын

Oddly enough - our local hospital DOES have valet parking at the ER. For real.

@sanv3275 2 жыл бұрын

where do you live and do you have to pay for that service?

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly believe this bit helped to usher that in. When he did this special, none of them had it. Now, it's everywhere.

@StevenBanks123 4 жыл бұрын

He has really good body english

@kornova4343 3 жыл бұрын

"Body english"

@farmsgrace341 3 жыл бұрын

Clearly that's Spanish!

@pebsopod3431 3 жыл бұрын

I don't speak italian

@c.g.ryderii2405 3 жыл бұрын

Speaks English, body language is Guatemalan.

@savahbejin7511 3 жыл бұрын

I was born with body English but I picked up some body language along the way.

@kawasakiwhiptwo5821 3 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan, the kings of clean comedy. 🤣

@MrApollonox 3 жыл бұрын

But it's sad that Gaffigan is a lefty hack.

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

Before SNL, Norm Mcdonald was totally clean, never swore. Never drank, either, but when he came to headline for a week in our club in Chicago...well, we put a stop to that, lol.

@allans7281 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a little bop n smirk on his face in between skits is hilarious

@forrest1105 3 жыл бұрын

How does this not have millions of views?? Love this guy

@davecrupel2817 6 жыл бұрын

"Can i park this thing? Im gonna _die!"_

@cheyennechutskoff6496 11 жыл бұрын

Say 8 say 8 best thing ever

@HeremHD 10 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh I'm dying of laughter.

@paulkossak7761 3 жыл бұрын

Works completely clean. Amazing

@jcjames375 6 ай бұрын

Was in the ER last night and all I could think about - besides my dislocated shoulder - was “Say 8, say 8”

@helenfrederick2352 3 жыл бұрын

Don't see comedians too often. I don't have much of a sense of humor. But This guy is good. I even enjoyed him. Great take on a good subject matter.

@darylbernard2616 Жыл бұрын

Last night I was in terrible pain and had to drive myself to the ER - quite the adventurous drive. I definitely said 8...and I was certainly out-moaning the mystery patient on the other side of the curtain in my luxurious half-room. Turns out I have a kidney stone. 100% the worst pain I've ever felt. Not even close. The morphine certainly helped. Thank you, Brian Regan.

@MsMamatube 8 ай бұрын

Oh that's the WORST & I've birthed babies lol😂

@connormanke5841 10 жыл бұрын

Happy 8 day, did u get sum 8? merge everybody merge

@andrewsmith9174 3 жыл бұрын

This gave me hysterical flashbacks to driving myself to the hospital with a lodged gall stone. Pain so bad I threw up. I hit every red light, and at the Emergency Room valet parking I was stuck behind people casually coming to visit. I literally left my running car at the driveway and thankfully one of my boys from my U-19 soccer team was working there and saw me staggering away from my car. When I entered, barely standing, no one would acknowledge me and I had to almost force a lady to check me in. On the ward, on the gurney (that made me laugh) they tried a regular pain killer and I laughed it off. They gave me blessed morphine. I was ready to go home right there. Gall bladder was removed the next day. It was my own tragic comedy. I was released too late to get the oxy script filled at the pharmacy. I spent the first night without painkillers.

@elainemorris4806 Жыл бұрын

Omg, how you got through the 1st night without pain meds is beyond me. Love your story. I mean, it's something you can laugh about now. Brian's stand up is too funny, and true.

@andrewsmith9174 Жыл бұрын

@@elainemorris4806, to be honest, being in such blind pain that I threw up my own dinner, with my youngest son that was already breaking my balls about what I had cooked to say,”I told you the dinner was bad.” Diving myself to find care for whatever this was, I went first to a walk-in at just 7:00pm and it was closed! Stopped at every damn light all the way to the emergency room, etc. Going without meds was the least pain I had felt since it started. Thanks for enjoying the story. Not my first time driving myself to the emergency room with a crazy injury though.

@dwaynesmith2816 3 жыл бұрын

Go in.....tell em' your shot 😂😂😂

@Chippy3 6 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. 😂

@manny5273 6 жыл бұрын

I love you too :)

@shuatock8216 3 жыл бұрын

:^)

@patg-money225 3 жыл бұрын

"It's gotta be HELL TO WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!!"....LOL

@michaelswisher9574 11 ай бұрын

This has gotta be the best 8 minutes in standup ever

@CameronBrtnik 3 жыл бұрын

The funniest bit I’ve ever seen , and somehow funnier every time I watch it

@Anastasia12344 3 жыл бұрын

“Merge everybody, merge” 😀

@johngeverett 4 жыл бұрын

I thought I had heard all his stuff, but this was new to me. Brian is a hilarious comedian without the vulgarity and crudity that seems to predominate nowadays.

@helenfrederick2352 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent observation. I notice the cussing and bathroom humor when it there. Don't particularly go for it. Laughing at this and didn't even notice. Good man for pointing it out.

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

That's one of his trademarks. But he did do a bit once, when I worked for a club in Chicago where he headlined for a week, that was apparently infamous and somewhat of a secret. Every comic in town came to see it, he did it one time, for the midnight show on Saturday. He ends up saying the F word about 14 times but it's such a perfectly crafted joke, about diagramming sentences, everyone was DYING. I was damn lucky to be there to see it, lol.

@lorenamares1427 6 жыл бұрын

This got me through my emergency room experiences.

@TheRoacker123 3 жыл бұрын

To this day I still say negative eleventeen

@ProudPapaJD 3 жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I see this it’s still laugh out loud funny!

@xyro3633 2 жыл бұрын

I first saw this in middle school, and the sledgehammer bit still knocks my socks off

@lurcharoni 3 жыл бұрын

This special was Brian Regan's pinnacle ... this is in the Top 10 of all comedy specials ... up there with Hilarious and the like ...

@ImjustsayinDetroit 4 ай бұрын

Top 3 funniest bit's I've ever heard!

@tiptopmartinez 6 жыл бұрын

Love this dude!

@KCH1027 3 жыл бұрын

My 11 y.o. son fell snowboarding yesterday and when we asked him his pain level he said "8" and I immediately thought of this skit. Turns out he did fracture his collarbone but he was good with 3 chewable Tylenol instead of the morphine!

@MrPAULONEAL 2 жыл бұрын

Your body develops a tolerance...

@HazeLmao 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrPAULONEAL okay?

@mrpicky1868 3 жыл бұрын

one of the most regarded comedians by any pro comedian and still somehow not world famous

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

He does very well, though. Living legend and well paid.

@mrpicky1868 2 жыл бұрын

@@catherineshaw1122 i was trying to say i think his Specials are better then Harts or Seinfelds. much less success . i know he is doing well. its obvious

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

@@mrpicky1868 have you seen him on the series, Loudermilk? It's a good show and he gets to be funny but also do dramatic work and he's quite good at it.

@RandalBauska 6 жыл бұрын

."..a negative eleventeen"

@moabfool 7 күн бұрын

Last time I went to the ER for myself I walked in, leaned against the counter, and said "I think I have a kidney stone." The lady at the counter said "I believe you." That was after going into the bathroom at a gas station and realizing that going into the bathroom at a gas station without your cellphone when you're in excruciating pain is a bad plan. That was a great way to start a vacation. Kudos to the cleaning crew at the condo we rented. That toilet was pristine. 10/10, would puke there again. When I was a kid my dad dropped me off at the ER so he could park the car. "Just go in. They'll know who you are." They did 😂

@bobbiemcdaniel2116 2 жыл бұрын

I love him! ❤️ He’s coming to my city in December 2022! I’m so excited!! He’s the best! Thank you Brian!! I can’t wait to see you!💕

@Triggy6825 2 жыл бұрын

I love, "Can I park here? I think Im dying! Im dying too! Okay you go ahead" haha

@proud2bpagan 3 жыл бұрын

"I'll just be lying on the floor" Sounds like me on a hot summer night when we didn't have air conditioning and I ate a bad tuna fish sandwich,and my then-wife couldn't get someone to come cover for her so she could take me to the e.r.

@SANDSCORCHER Жыл бұрын

Brian’s hospital car park inner monologue driving music is a sheer delight 😆👍🏻

@ClifHaley Жыл бұрын

Easily one of the best stand up bits in recorded history.

@lindacassell5472 3 жыл бұрын

I drove myself to the er last week and said 8 and got Morphine

@iwilldieforhim 3 жыл бұрын

His new Netflix special “on the rocks” is epic. My family and I loved it.

@dancefan9000 Жыл бұрын

I will forever think “How would you rate your pain?” “4 stars! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!” When anyone asks/talks about pain.

@billyroberson7500 3 жыл бұрын

4:31 “how would you rate your pain.” *four stars.* “

@randallledbetter1574 2 жыл бұрын

A fantastic clean comedian. Such a rare commodity these days.

@Maisysmumma 2 жыл бұрын

OK Brian Regan is so funny, and so down to earth and so real! It’s humor that everyone can get! Now imagine trying to thread a needle while you’re laughing so hard your stomach hurts. Warning do not try to sew while listening to Brian Regan!

@brucep9729 Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest gigs ever!

@javster4138 18 күн бұрын

My fave of All-Time

@halfdollar86 3 жыл бұрын

I had to drop my wife off at the door and rush to park. She was in labor. The nurse was waiting for us with a wheelchair. The nurse called and said..... “You better hurry up if you want to be here when this baby gets here”. Within 5 minutes of me being in the room we were holding our baby boy. So I can feel your pain.

@WindowPains Жыл бұрын

I can’t with, “ YOU GOTTA OUT MOAN THE OTHER GUY” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DanG626 3 жыл бұрын

1:28 Can I park there, I think I’m gonna dieee

@henrychaikin 7 күн бұрын

thanks Brian, still one of the funniest humans

@johnbeard7404 11 ай бұрын

Excellent. Thank you.

@tishe5935 3 жыл бұрын

He is one of the best!

@eddymunnyz7315 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO-"...so I'm killin time writhing..."😂😂😂👍

@bobareeniobobareenio2935 3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhhh hahahahah. This guy is great! I have experienced this very thing many times.

@dannymartial7997 Жыл бұрын

Morphine? That’s what they gave the guy in Saving Private Ryan right before he died 😂

@rambo8218 3 жыл бұрын

What a classy, funny guy!

@jeffwade9052 2 жыл бұрын

This dude is straight up hilarious! He is right up there with Jim Breuer as one of the best.

@jtmoore662 8 ай бұрын

If anyone ever says to me, "what seems to be the problem" I always say, "well it seeeeems....." and do that with my finger around my head

@jaelie8398 21 күн бұрын

Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan and Weird Al are proof you can be hilarious without being raunchy

@steveblackburn5937 3 күн бұрын

Literally in the hospital right now with my 16 year old son with appendicitis and they’re taking forever to get us into surgery so I told him to “say 8” AND THEY CAME WITH MORPHINE!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂