Al Murray - Every parent must watch this, particularly those with teenaged girls.
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@GodConsciousness8 жыл бұрын
An absolute comedy legend, Al Murray! Very smart comedy! Love and respect!
@gQuaresma077 жыл бұрын
"that will show the Chinese that we are back in fucking business!" Brilliant!!!
@niknoks76383 жыл бұрын
Timeless and destined to be a classic 🤣👏
@kou49974 жыл бұрын
2:46 "and that will show the chinese the we're back in business" and im here a chinese man laughing my ass out XD
@stephenbailey67092 жыл бұрын
A total legend. Genius 😂
@johnpirie3800 Жыл бұрын
Such a clever, clever man. As a comedian, he is hilarious. Timing is wonderful. Check out his tour of Germany, where he visits the entire country, discussing its rights and wrongs. Mans a genius.
@sgtg46007 жыл бұрын
This man should be Prime Minister........
@TheBoomamatic7 жыл бұрын
he ran for office a while back. got like 300 votes or something
@laughingachilles7 жыл бұрын
That's because everyone knew it was a joke.
@Whoami6917 жыл бұрын
Including him :P Even he knew he had no chance.
@debbiebenis39457 жыл бұрын
Geordie
@pixlekingproductions7 жыл бұрын
Sgt G oh he tried
@markkelly9407 жыл бұрын
You are a legend Al Murray! Very funny guy, great job man!
@nicolaiby18465 жыл бұрын
That's likely the most English person ever. He is fucking priceless.
@chinablues34152 жыл бұрын
His name is Alastair James Hay Murray. He was born in England, but is of Scottish heritage. His Pub Landlord character is a satirical sketch mocking the narrow-minded Brexiteer types; he is definitely not one of them, yet they're too ridiculous to realise.
@pusb_87english63 Жыл бұрын
Imagine calling everyone who voted for brexit narrow minded, most of the country I may add. You lost deal with it you plank.
@susstudio7 жыл бұрын
"And don't listen to Jamie Oliver either... he's a TWAT!" Howling! 😂
@petelattimer68084 жыл бұрын
so true!
@stewartnicol30284 жыл бұрын
So typical of English society....they are sitting listening to a genius comedian, who is playing a fictional character....and they are agreeing with his fictional portrayal of a classic English bigot. They even cheer for his fictional put down of Jamie Oliver, a man who genuinely tried to make a difference to children's diet. Sheep, led by Goats.
@forestdad3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartnicol3028 no really snowflake, they just think Jamie Oliver is a twat, and he is.
@zakr11873 жыл бұрын
@@stewartnicol3028 k
@Mossyz.3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartnicol3028 Do you even know who Jamie Oliver is ? ..He fcked up the whole way people think about children taking sugar based food to schools.....because of that arsehole kids are not able to drink soft drinks in school ..if they are caught the parents are fined.!!
@expressoevangelism802 жыл бұрын
I like his logic. It is just so straight forward, it sort of makes sense, as long as we don’t take him seriously.
6 жыл бұрын
Took me 5 minutes to work it out but Murray is as sharp as a razor
@METALFREAK035 жыл бұрын
ouch
@AgustePerry Жыл бұрын
Your a legend! Best comedian ever. I laugh everytime
@franceleeparis374 жыл бұрын
Al Murray, the Monty Python team and most British comedians show exactly what higher education can do... distill social issues to a level that can be understood by all.. without actually offending anyone or using violence.. everyone should aspire to become a comedian by going to university (the real ones, not those that just changed their names)
@leevikv4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget rowan atkinson
@bucko28012 жыл бұрын
i think that's the last place comedians nowadays would want to go , for fear of offending some left wing, woke , " i know better than you " student union leader!
@mcspeedypantsjr57132 жыл бұрын
Bollocks
@kingdomhearts743 Жыл бұрын
Could not agree more..
@johncarroll772 Жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly didn't need university
@cogidubnus19538 жыл бұрын
Quite rightly a legend in his own lunchtime...very, very clever guy indeed...
@mrchocolatetoast13552 жыл бұрын
I dont think I got asked what I wanted for tea until I was about 17
@jamiegoddard6936 жыл бұрын
Al is class a legend
@karlosthevulturemischeski55834 жыл бұрын
Made my night listening to this,so fucking correct!!
@georgeholbrook18862 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez I need that conversation with my 9 year old baby girl!
@manuellopez19568 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant. The last joke is a type known as "a shaggy dog story"
@michaelsnow47352 жыл бұрын
Once again absolutely first class
@jwrobin215 жыл бұрын
Kids raising Kids raising Kids.
@rushiljohar42066 жыл бұрын
Holy shit who is he! He's intense. He's great
@michaelshaughnessy44357 жыл бұрын
Yeah every parent needs to do that then we can wave goodbye to the X Factor.
@dickvarga69088 жыл бұрын
and rebuild Hadrian's wall - taller!
@kills268 жыл бұрын
+Dick Varga That was a good wall, I will help.
@masterblob71966 жыл бұрын
yep to keep the english out
@geordiejigsaw5 жыл бұрын
master blob north of the wall is England.
@METALFREAK035 жыл бұрын
@zondaintheair we actually mostly go around now fixing the polish builder's work as they cut corners.
@geoffmassingham7853 жыл бұрын
I think Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon has started to!
@themayorofdipshittery36462 жыл бұрын
Many true words spoken in jest 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@scwagcom5 жыл бұрын
Great drummer as well
@kacywatson63146 жыл бұрын
Al Murray for prime Minister of Great Britain 🇬🇧
@MichaelJones-nn7my3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious but also very true
@lukemandalore76903 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and I agree with every goddamn word of this especially the underpants also Sgt G exactly what I was thinking
@ryanbrimson82382 жыл бұрын
Same I’m 14 too this mans a genius to be able to mix humour with actual meaningful facts and issues
@Obimacwen8 жыл бұрын
That's right more money hahahhah
@geoffringham10515 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 👍 😃😃😃😃😃
@rushiljohar42066 жыл бұрын
That will show the Chinese!!!! HAAHAHHAHA
@Joisey11 Жыл бұрын
His act is probably based on all the pub rants he’s heard.
@vantheman12welshman666 жыл бұрын
Love the carpet
@kevinstreet57094 жыл бұрын
Genius
@maxbacon48284 жыл бұрын
Many a true word ..........!
@yordygarcia12423 жыл бұрын
Gordon would absolutely love Al.
@ethanashin70196 жыл бұрын
I’m 13 and I can get behind this
@roystoddard71354 жыл бұрын
Ethan Ashin I know you are probably 15 now and I’m 70 but I’ve got something to tell you treacle and that is lol lol lol, and do you think the same way now.
@leevikv4 жыл бұрын
@@roystoddard7135 lol lol lol
@zakr11873 жыл бұрын
@@roystoddard7135 k
@michaelkemp6857 Жыл бұрын
All hail the Al!!
@peggs13 жыл бұрын
Good god , He's right !
@rajibrabbi406 жыл бұрын
agreed
@jakkuwolfinsomnia80585 ай бұрын
“And that’ll show the Chinese were back in f**kin’ business!” 😂😂😂
@modernviking73554 жыл бұрын
...and thatll show the chinese were back in business" lmao
@Sfm8926 жыл бұрын
Im a teenager and i work hard for everything i mean i know he doesn’t mean everyone but i know quite a few kids/teenagers who work hard but he does have appoint most people don’t work hard
@Stubchain6 жыл бұрын
It's a comedy routine Prim, plain and simple, not to be taken literally.
@JudgeBluey4 жыл бұрын
Before I became a parent, a grandparent, and now a Great Grandparent, I had at least 12 years of practice with children (my younger siblings) because my Mum & Dad worked six days a week. I look back at those times, and agree with Al Murray that PARENTS should NOT become parents, without many tests and exams. Let's just see who REALLY wants kids, hmmmmm?
@leevikv4 жыл бұрын
Japanangka is a weird name. Honestly i cant get over it its hilarious.
@leostarr42939 ай бұрын
What they doing having kids if they work six day weeks and leave their kids with their other kid? Ridiculous behaviour.
@everestfalls6 жыл бұрын
It might actually work.
@meirwise11074 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@jauntycube68756 жыл бұрын
Bring it on Murray I already do hard work I ain't building no pyramid
@denniscooper61483 жыл бұрын
You realise this is a parody.
@RaysTrack4 жыл бұрын
Such an intelligent guy. This alter ego as King Gammon is nothing like the real guy.
@leighrichards91114 жыл бұрын
He could be our best prime minister
@breebw7 жыл бұрын
Never seen mashed potato eaten with hands before. Then our 9 yo grandchildren visited. So yeah.
@georgemckie69867 жыл бұрын
Breen Whitman
@raychambers36464 жыл бұрын
My wife worked in a school canteen, cutlery was an alien concept to a lot of them!
@xG_MANx2 жыл бұрын
Pure legend! Funny but true facts. And remember PC WOKE people…it’s just a joke.😎
@tomjenkins81516 жыл бұрын
I feel like Al Murray would have got on well with George Carlin...
@mercydoll28496 жыл бұрын
Quasi Mofo wrong Comedian.. George Carlin was too thoughtful and introspective compared to this guy I think you mean somebody more along the lines of Dice Clay or Sam Kinison...
@sarahholland13755 жыл бұрын
What we need to do is build some pyramids! LMAO
@lesmoor0013 жыл бұрын
hes total different in real life
@jota37323 жыл бұрын
Love the pub land lord , but it’s only an act , Al Murray is as left as you can get , funny guy .
@donaldcrawford35962 жыл бұрын
According to many he is very cultured when his CV is checked.
@coventrypressureclean2807 жыл бұрын
Council estate meaning for dad is drink and drugs
@nickdearden22732 жыл бұрын
Put your hands up so I know who to completely throw under the bus 😂
@magnusmaul54475 жыл бұрын
Build a Woodhenge, a Wickerhenge, a Plastichenge, a Paperhenge, another Stonehenge, a Brickhenge, a Metalhenge, Chocolatehenge, a Glasshenge and a Meathenge. Keep the idea of the no power tools and the foreman with the stick.
@aarondingain90063 жыл бұрын
That's the problem today kid's having kids as the parents sit on their arse's getting pissed and stoned and you can't discipline them for fear of social sciences on your door step
@Elitist202 жыл бұрын
Social sciences! I know, right? All those nosy economists and archaeologists.
@jintsfanАй бұрын
Al joking aside, (see what I did there), ‘Scotland’ DOESN’T want to leave the UK.
@MrMbisker6 жыл бұрын
You got a fucking boyfriend, he can pay for it!! 😂😂😂
@rushiljohar42066 жыл бұрын
As Miserable as rest of us!!!!
@eddielawson67558 жыл бұрын
Agree with everything. I'm a theatre auditorium enthusiast but don't know this one - can anyone identify it for me ? I'm a bit of a trainspotter, but we all have our faults !!
@Stubchain8 жыл бұрын
It could be Queens Theatre London Eddie. The full show was called The Only Way Is EPIC.
@ashleymardlin43377 жыл бұрын
theatre royal in Brighton theatreroyalbrighton.com
@justandy3337 жыл бұрын
Great way to justify your own geekish interest by putting another geekish interest down. From 1 geek to another that's a pretty shit way to conduct yourself.
@alexdunhill42717 жыл бұрын
i think he meant his "fault" was that he didn't know which theatre it was mate
@justandy3337 жыл бұрын
I disagree. if he was concerned about theaters then why did he bother mentioning 'trainspotters' they are totally unrelated. Thats how alot of insecure 'geeks' behave. They try to justify their own niche interests by putting others down. Thus targeting the commonly perceived 'geek' stereotype of trainspotters. There is nothing wrong with having a niche interest. There is everything wrong with trying to put other down for it. Quit defending this tosser. I'm sure he could speak for himself if he had the balls.
@imonthebox11484 жыл бұрын
Many a true word spoken in jest. End of.....
@sir6487 жыл бұрын
He's funny. He's like a British version of Sam Kinison
@richardsales69963 жыл бұрын
Great Britain centre of the universe lol
@TheCatBilbo6 жыл бұрын
Um, I wonder if people realise it's a satirical character?! Shades of people loving Alf Garnett and not realising!
@HumanTypewriter5 жыл бұрын
Or he is just a bit like Alf. There will always be idiots like them.
@limpfishyes5 жыл бұрын
@@HumanTypewriter He's a character. It's satire, only most people watching probably don't realise. Here hs is doing a serious docu on the art of Germany kzfaq.info/get/bejne/as-IY72VvZfNYqs.html
@stephenreeds36725 жыл бұрын
Alas I think a lot of people don't.
@trollobite16292 жыл бұрын
@@limpfishyes *"...most don't realise..."* Have a phucking day off will yah, satire and sarcasm is what the English do best.
@scottleft36726 жыл бұрын
i can't beleive the flat screen dillemma is archtypal...omfg.....and i know its true.
@AlanTaylormusic3 жыл бұрын
Is that Steve Wilko in the front row?
@jamess54154 жыл бұрын
4:46 my ex-wife would agree with that 🤣😂
@TheFWAdmin6 жыл бұрын
You should've cut the video at 9.45
@justintime13072 жыл бұрын
Had my son on a contract and asked him to go and sort something for me. Half an hour later I wondered where he'd went. Found him sleeping on the customers bed. His excuse, he done what I'd asked and didn't know what to do next. 16 ye old, walked out an apprenticeship because his friends left the college. No concept of work what so ever. Wants to be a full time game player on playstation, WTF is going on with kids today
@redkop5102 жыл бұрын
I work 10hr shifts on nights....obviously the company takes on many employees some of them young ie: between ages 18-25....most of them don't last 2 weeks..had one lad finish because he was stressed out... unbelievable...but I have found that most of them just want Mummy and Daddy to look after them while they just want to stay at home and smoke weed🤔..the amount of young people now working while stoned out of their heads is unreal...they can't even function.
@bakunicorn5 жыл бұрын
sum i need to tell you right now
@iwakuraSanta5 жыл бұрын
You can't ?????
@billshearing63985 жыл бұрын
Funniest stand up act ever
@GuySands Жыл бұрын
Me and the other dads, in the group..LOL!!!!!
@christophermallett81666 жыл бұрын
Some of these kids are their own fuckin grandparents 😂😂😂
@alexandroo76314 жыл бұрын
The 179 dislikes must b the gay boys
@AbsoluteAbsurd4 жыл бұрын
Im half gay and i liked the vid
@justamanchimp2 жыл бұрын
I don't get the "You can't ***** see" at the end?
@Stubchain2 жыл бұрын
It's every kids "ambition" to appear in these crap "talent" shows (I use the term loosely). All the girls sound exactly the same and sing through their noses.
@develynseether44263 ай бұрын
@@Stubchain most girls these days end up having an OnlyFans account and think they're entitled to a sugar daddy
@grahambeaumont3967 жыл бұрын
Ellie
@ellielouise62477 жыл бұрын
Graham Beaumont Yes?
@summushieremiasclarkson47006 жыл бұрын
Wait, I'm missing some context here, aren't I?
@mactavishmac11343 жыл бұрын
Remote kids
@VutecVision6 жыл бұрын
Funny
@mactavishmac11343 жыл бұрын
I'm pissed
@simonjones77853 жыл бұрын
Gets my voye every time
@MONKEYBOY46274 жыл бұрын
Who is Tess just wondering? Very attractive woman
@mactavishmac11343 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@develynseether44263 ай бұрын
He's right, most parents are doing a really shit job.
@blackcat20756 жыл бұрын
this dude is a crack up
@marcrodgers71005 жыл бұрын
Your on crack if you think that
@startproductions43996 жыл бұрын
funny
@mactavishmac11343 жыл бұрын
Plod? No wonder they run away
@hoogmonster5 жыл бұрын
Al Murray Is Donald Trump's principal policy advisor...
@redwarf81185 жыл бұрын
..I wish he would be.
@mentalmaud88945 жыл бұрын
Trump would probably make a better person if Al was.
@stevelufc643 жыл бұрын
2 ms in mum =more money 2 d's in dad =deeper debt
@stormsmith18586 жыл бұрын
Depends what kind of stuck in he’s talking about
@realmwatters29776 ай бұрын
7 years later he tried but failed.
@leeemery80992 ай бұрын
Under pants, shouldn’t they be called, Under Trousers 🤔