Al Murray - Every parent must watch this!

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Al Murray - Every parent must watch this, particularly those with teenaged girls.

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@GodConsciousness
@GodConsciousness 8 жыл бұрын
An absolute comedy legend, Al Murray! Very smart comedy! Love and respect!
@gQuaresma07
@gQuaresma07 7 жыл бұрын
"that will show the Chinese that we are back in fucking business!" Brilliant!!!
@niknoks7638
@niknoks7638 3 жыл бұрын
Timeless and destined to be a classic 🤣👏
@kou4997
@kou4997 4 жыл бұрын
2:46 "and that will show the chinese the we're back in business" and im here a chinese man laughing my ass out XD
@stephenbailey6709
@stephenbailey6709 2 жыл бұрын
A total legend. Genius 😂
@johnpirie3800
@johnpirie3800 Жыл бұрын
Such a clever, clever man. As a comedian, he is hilarious. Timing is wonderful. Check out his tour of Germany, where he visits the entire country, discussing its rights and wrongs. Mans a genius.
@sgtg4600
@sgtg4600 7 жыл бұрын
This man should be Prime Minister........
@TheBoomamatic
@TheBoomamatic 7 жыл бұрын
he ran for office a while back. got like 300 votes or something
@laughingachilles
@laughingachilles 7 жыл бұрын
That's because everyone knew it was a joke.
@Whoami691
@Whoami691 7 жыл бұрын
Including him :P Even he knew he had no chance.
@debbiebenis3945
@debbiebenis3945 7 жыл бұрын
Geordie
@pixlekingproductions
@pixlekingproductions 7 жыл бұрын
Sgt G oh he tried
@markkelly940
@markkelly940 7 жыл бұрын
You are a legend Al Murray! Very funny guy, great job man!
@nicolaiby1846
@nicolaiby1846 5 жыл бұрын
That's likely the most English person ever. He is fucking priceless.
@chinablues3415
@chinablues3415 2 жыл бұрын
His name is Alastair James Hay Murray. He was born in England, but is of Scottish heritage. His Pub Landlord character is a satirical sketch mocking the narrow-minded Brexiteer types; he is definitely not one of them, yet they're too ridiculous to realise.
@pusb_87english63
@pusb_87english63 Жыл бұрын
Imagine calling everyone who voted for brexit narrow minded, most of the country I may add. You lost deal with it you plank.
@susstudio
@susstudio 7 жыл бұрын
"And don't listen to Jamie Oliver either... he's a TWAT!" Howling! 😂
@petelattimer6808
@petelattimer6808 4 жыл бұрын
so true!
@stewartnicol3028
@stewartnicol3028 4 жыл бұрын
So typical of English society....they are sitting listening to a genius comedian, who is playing a fictional character....and they are agreeing with his fictional portrayal of a classic English bigot. They even cheer for his fictional put down of Jamie Oliver, a man who genuinely tried to make a difference to children's diet. Sheep, led by Goats.
@forestdad
@forestdad 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartnicol3028 no really snowflake, they just think Jamie Oliver is a twat, and he is.
@zakr1187
@zakr1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartnicol3028 k
@Mossyz.
@Mossyz. 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewartnicol3028 Do you even know who Jamie Oliver is ? ..He fcked up the whole way people think about children taking sugar based food to schools.....because of that arsehole kids are not able to drink soft drinks in school ..if they are caught the parents are fined.!!
@expressoevangelism80
@expressoevangelism80 2 жыл бұрын
I like his logic. It is just so straight forward, it sort of makes sense, as long as we don’t take him seriously.
6 жыл бұрын
Took me 5 minutes to work it out but Murray is as sharp as a razor
@METALFREAK03
@METALFREAK03 5 жыл бұрын
ouch
@AgustePerry
@AgustePerry Жыл бұрын
Your a legend! Best comedian ever. I laugh everytime
@franceleeparis37
@franceleeparis37 4 жыл бұрын
Al Murray, the Monty Python team and most British comedians show exactly what higher education can do... distill social issues to a level that can be understood by all.. without actually offending anyone or using violence.. everyone should aspire to become a comedian by going to university (the real ones, not those that just changed their names)
@leevikv
@leevikv 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget rowan atkinson
@bucko2801
@bucko2801 2 жыл бұрын
i think that's the last place comedians nowadays would want to go , for fear of offending some left wing, woke , " i know better than you " student union leader!
@mcspeedypantsjr5713
@mcspeedypantsjr5713 2 жыл бұрын
Bollocks
@kingdomhearts743
@kingdomhearts743 Жыл бұрын
Could not agree more..
@johncarroll772
@johncarroll772 Жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly didn't need university
@cogidubnus1953
@cogidubnus1953 8 жыл бұрын
Quite rightly a legend in his own lunchtime...very, very clever guy indeed...
@mrchocolatetoast1355
@mrchocolatetoast1355 2 жыл бұрын
I dont think I got asked what I wanted for tea until I was about 17
@jamiegoddard693
@jamiegoddard693 6 жыл бұрын
Al is class a legend
@karlosthevulturemischeski5583
@karlosthevulturemischeski5583 4 жыл бұрын
Made my night listening to this,so fucking correct!!
@georgeholbrook1886
@georgeholbrook1886 2 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez I need that conversation with my 9 year old baby girl!
@manuellopez1956
@manuellopez1956 8 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant. The last joke is a type known as "a shaggy dog story"
@michaelsnow4735
@michaelsnow4735 2 жыл бұрын
Once again absolutely first class
@jwrobin21
@jwrobin21 5 жыл бұрын
Kids raising Kids raising Kids.
@rushiljohar4206
@rushiljohar4206 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit who is he! He's intense. He's great
@michaelshaughnessy4435
@michaelshaughnessy4435 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah every parent needs to do that then we can wave goodbye to the X Factor.
@dickvarga6908
@dickvarga6908 8 жыл бұрын
and rebuild Hadrian's wall - taller!
@kills26
@kills26 8 жыл бұрын
+Dick Varga That was a good wall, I will help.
@masterblob7196
@masterblob7196 6 жыл бұрын
yep to keep the english out
@geordiejigsaw
@geordiejigsaw 5 жыл бұрын
master blob north of the wall is England.
@METALFREAK03
@METALFREAK03 5 жыл бұрын
@zondaintheair we actually mostly go around now fixing the polish builder's work as they cut corners.
@geoffmassingham785
@geoffmassingham785 3 жыл бұрын
I think Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon has started to!
@themayorofdipshittery3646
@themayorofdipshittery3646 2 жыл бұрын
Many true words spoken in jest 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@scwagcom
@scwagcom 5 жыл бұрын
Great drummer as well
@kacywatson6314
@kacywatson6314 6 жыл бұрын
Al Murray for prime Minister of Great Britain 🇬🇧
@MichaelJones-nn7my
@MichaelJones-nn7my 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious but also very true
@lukemandalore7690
@lukemandalore7690 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and I agree with every goddamn word of this especially the underpants also Sgt G exactly what I was thinking
@ryanbrimson8238
@ryanbrimson8238 2 жыл бұрын
Same I’m 14 too this mans a genius to be able to mix humour with actual meaningful facts and issues
@Obimacwen
@Obimacwen 8 жыл бұрын
That's right more money hahahhah
@geoffringham1051
@geoffringham1051 5 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 👍 😃😃😃😃😃
@rushiljohar4206
@rushiljohar4206 6 жыл бұрын
That will show the Chinese!!!! HAAHAHHAHA
@Joisey11
@Joisey11 Жыл бұрын
His act is probably based on all the pub rants he’s heard.
@vantheman12welshman66
@vantheman12welshman66 6 жыл бұрын
Love the carpet
@kevinstreet5709
@kevinstreet5709 4 жыл бұрын
Genius
@maxbacon4828
@maxbacon4828 4 жыл бұрын
Many a true word ..........!
@yordygarcia1242
@yordygarcia1242 3 жыл бұрын
Gordon would absolutely love Al.
@ethanashin7019
@ethanashin7019 6 жыл бұрын
I’m 13 and I can get behind this
@roystoddard7135
@roystoddard7135 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Ashin I know you are probably 15 now and I’m 70 but I’ve got something to tell you treacle and that is lol lol lol, and do you think the same way now.
@leevikv
@leevikv 4 жыл бұрын
@@roystoddard7135 lol lol lol
@zakr1187
@zakr1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@roystoddard7135 k
@michaelkemp6857
@michaelkemp6857 Жыл бұрын
All hail the Al!!
@peggs1
@peggs1 3 жыл бұрын
Good god , He's right !
@rajibrabbi40
@rajibrabbi40 6 жыл бұрын
agreed
@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 5 ай бұрын
“And that’ll show the Chinese were back in f**kin’ business!” 😂😂😂
@modernviking7355
@modernviking7355 4 жыл бұрын
...and thatll show the chinese were back in business" lmao
@Sfm892
@Sfm892 6 жыл бұрын
Im a teenager and i work hard for everything i mean i know he doesn’t mean everyone but i know quite a few kids/teenagers who work hard but he does have appoint most people don’t work hard
@Stubchain
@Stubchain 6 жыл бұрын
It's a comedy routine Prim, plain and simple, not to be taken literally.
@JudgeBluey
@JudgeBluey 4 жыл бұрын
Before I became a parent, a grandparent, and now a Great Grandparent, I had at least 12 years of practice with children (my younger siblings) because my Mum & Dad worked six days a week. I look back at those times, and agree with Al Murray that PARENTS should NOT become parents, without many tests and exams. Let's just see who REALLY wants kids, hmmmmm?
@leevikv
@leevikv 4 жыл бұрын
Japanangka is a weird name. Honestly i cant get over it its hilarious.
@leostarr4293
@leostarr4293 9 ай бұрын
What they doing having kids if they work six day weeks and leave their kids with their other kid? Ridiculous behaviour.
@everestfalls
@everestfalls 6 жыл бұрын
It might actually work.
@meirwise1107
@meirwise1107 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@jauntycube6875
@jauntycube6875 6 жыл бұрын
Bring it on Murray I already do hard work I ain't building no pyramid
@denniscooper6148
@denniscooper6148 3 жыл бұрын
You realise this is a parody.
@RaysTrack
@RaysTrack 4 жыл бұрын
Such an intelligent guy. This alter ego as King Gammon is nothing like the real guy.
@leighrichards9111
@leighrichards9111 4 жыл бұрын
He could be our best prime minister
@breebw
@breebw 7 жыл бұрын
Never seen mashed potato eaten with hands before. Then our 9 yo grandchildren visited. So yeah.
@georgemckie6986
@georgemckie6986 7 жыл бұрын
Breen Whitman
@raychambers3646
@raychambers3646 4 жыл бұрын
My wife worked in a school canteen, cutlery was an alien concept to a lot of them!
@xG_MANx
@xG_MANx 2 жыл бұрын
Pure legend! Funny but true facts. And remember PC WOKE people…it’s just a joke.😎
@tomjenkins8151
@tomjenkins8151 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like Al Murray would have got on well with George Carlin...
@mercydoll2849
@mercydoll2849 6 жыл бұрын
Quasi Mofo wrong Comedian.. George Carlin was too thoughtful and introspective compared to this guy I think you mean somebody more along the lines of Dice Clay or Sam Kinison...
@sarahholland1375
@sarahholland1375 5 жыл бұрын
What we need to do is build some pyramids! LMAO
@lesmoor001
@lesmoor001 3 жыл бұрын
hes total different in real life
@jota3732
@jota3732 3 жыл бұрын
Love the pub land lord , but it’s only an act , Al Murray is as left as you can get , funny guy .
@donaldcrawford3596
@donaldcrawford3596 2 жыл бұрын
According to many he is very cultured when his CV is checked.
@coventrypressureclean280
@coventrypressureclean280 7 жыл бұрын
Council estate meaning for dad is drink and drugs
@nickdearden2273
@nickdearden2273 2 жыл бұрын
Put your hands up so I know who to completely throw under the bus 😂
@magnusmaul5447
@magnusmaul5447 5 жыл бұрын
Build a Woodhenge, a Wickerhenge, a Plastichenge, a Paperhenge, another Stonehenge, a Brickhenge, a Metalhenge, Chocolatehenge, a Glasshenge and a Meathenge. Keep the idea of the no power tools and the foreman with the stick.
@aarondingain9006
@aarondingain9006 3 жыл бұрын
That's the problem today kid's having kids as the parents sit on their arse's getting pissed and stoned and you can't discipline them for fear of social sciences on your door step
@Elitist20
@Elitist20 2 жыл бұрын
Social sciences! I know, right? All those nosy economists and archaeologists.
@jintsfan
@jintsfan Ай бұрын
Al joking aside, (see what I did there), ‘Scotland’ DOESN’T want to leave the UK.
@MrMbisker
@MrMbisker 6 жыл бұрын
You got a fucking boyfriend, he can pay for it!! 😂😂😂
@rushiljohar4206
@rushiljohar4206 6 жыл бұрын
As Miserable as rest of us!!!!
@eddielawson6755
@eddielawson6755 8 жыл бұрын
Agree with everything. I'm a theatre auditorium enthusiast but don't know this one - can anyone identify it for me ? I'm a bit of a trainspotter, but we all have our faults !!
@Stubchain
@Stubchain 8 жыл бұрын
It could be Queens Theatre London Eddie. The full show was called The Only Way Is EPIC.
@ashleymardlin4337
@ashleymardlin4337 7 жыл бұрын
theatre royal in Brighton theatreroyalbrighton.com
@justandy333
@justandy333 7 жыл бұрын
Great way to justify your own geekish interest by putting another geekish interest down. From 1 geek to another that's a pretty shit way to conduct yourself.
@alexdunhill4271
@alexdunhill4271 7 жыл бұрын
i think he meant his "fault" was that he didn't know which theatre it was mate
@justandy333
@justandy333 7 жыл бұрын
I disagree. if he was concerned about theaters then why did he bother mentioning 'trainspotters' they are totally unrelated. Thats how alot of insecure 'geeks' behave. They try to justify their own niche interests by putting others down. Thus targeting the commonly perceived 'geek' stereotype of trainspotters. There is nothing wrong with having a niche interest. There is everything wrong with trying to put other down for it. Quit defending this tosser. I'm sure he could speak for himself if he had the balls.
@imonthebox1148
@imonthebox1148 4 жыл бұрын
Many a true word spoken in jest. End of.....
@sir648
@sir648 7 жыл бұрын
He's funny. He's like a British version of Sam Kinison
@richardsales6996
@richardsales6996 3 жыл бұрын
Great Britain centre of the universe lol
@TheCatBilbo
@TheCatBilbo 6 жыл бұрын
Um, I wonder if people realise it's a satirical character?! Shades of people loving Alf Garnett and not realising!
@HumanTypewriter
@HumanTypewriter 5 жыл бұрын
Or he is just a bit like Alf. There will always be idiots like them.
@limpfishyes
@limpfishyes 5 жыл бұрын
@@HumanTypewriter He's a character. It's satire, only most people watching probably don't realise. Here hs is doing a serious docu on the art of Germany kzfaq.info/get/bejne/as-IY72VvZfNYqs.html
@stephenreeds3672
@stephenreeds3672 5 жыл бұрын
Alas I think a lot of people don't.
@trollobite1629
@trollobite1629 2 жыл бұрын
@@limpfishyes *"...most don't realise..."* Have a phucking day off will yah, satire and sarcasm is what the English do best.
@scottleft3672
@scottleft3672 6 жыл бұрын
i can't beleive the flat screen dillemma is archtypal...omfg.....and i know its true.
@AlanTaylormusic
@AlanTaylormusic 3 жыл бұрын
Is that Steve Wilko in the front row?
@jamess5415
@jamess5415 4 жыл бұрын
4:46 my ex-wife would agree with that 🤣😂
@TheFWAdmin
@TheFWAdmin 6 жыл бұрын
You should've cut the video at 9.45
@justintime1307
@justintime1307 2 жыл бұрын
Had my son on a contract and asked him to go and sort something for me. Half an hour later I wondered where he'd went. Found him sleeping on the customers bed. His excuse, he done what I'd asked and didn't know what to do next. 16 ye old, walked out an apprenticeship because his friends left the college. No concept of work what so ever. Wants to be a full time game player on playstation, WTF is going on with kids today
@redkop510
@redkop510 2 жыл бұрын
I work 10hr shifts on nights....obviously the company takes on many employees some of them young ie: between ages 18-25....most of them don't last 2 weeks..had one lad finish because he was stressed out... unbelievable...but I have found that most of them just want Mummy and Daddy to look after them while they just want to stay at home and smoke weed🤔..the amount of young people now working while stoned out of their heads is unreal...they can't even function.
@bakunicorn
@bakunicorn 5 жыл бұрын
sum i need to tell you right now
@iwakuraSanta
@iwakuraSanta 5 жыл бұрын
You can't ?????
@billshearing6398
@billshearing6398 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest stand up act ever
@GuySands
@GuySands Жыл бұрын
Me and the other dads, in the group..LOL!!!!!
@christophermallett8166
@christophermallett8166 6 жыл бұрын
Some of these kids are their own fuckin grandparents 😂😂😂
@alexandroo7631
@alexandroo7631 4 жыл бұрын
The 179 dislikes must b the gay boys
@AbsoluteAbsurd
@AbsoluteAbsurd 4 жыл бұрын
Im half gay and i liked the vid
@justamanchimp
@justamanchimp 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get the "You can't ***** see" at the end?
@Stubchain
@Stubchain 2 жыл бұрын
It's every kids "ambition" to appear in these crap "talent" shows (I use the term loosely). All the girls sound exactly the same and sing through their noses.
@develynseether4426
@develynseether4426 3 ай бұрын
​@@Stubchain most girls these days end up having an OnlyFans account and think they're entitled to a sugar daddy
@grahambeaumont396
@grahambeaumont396 7 жыл бұрын
Ellie
@ellielouise6247
@ellielouise6247 7 жыл бұрын
Graham Beaumont Yes?
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, I'm missing some context here, aren't I?
@mactavishmac1134
@mactavishmac1134 3 жыл бұрын
Remote kids
@VutecVision
@VutecVision 6 жыл бұрын
Funny
@mactavishmac1134
@mactavishmac1134 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pissed
@simonjones7785
@simonjones7785 3 жыл бұрын
Gets my voye every time
@MONKEYBOY4627
@MONKEYBOY4627 4 жыл бұрын
Who is Tess just wondering? Very attractive woman
@mactavishmac1134
@mactavishmac1134 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@develynseether4426
@develynseether4426 3 ай бұрын
He's right, most parents are doing a really shit job.
@blackcat2075
@blackcat2075 6 жыл бұрын
this dude is a crack up
@marcrodgers7100
@marcrodgers7100 5 жыл бұрын
Your on crack if you think that
@startproductions4399
@startproductions4399 6 жыл бұрын
funny
@mactavishmac1134
@mactavishmac1134 3 жыл бұрын
Plod? No wonder they run away
@hoogmonster
@hoogmonster 5 жыл бұрын
Al Murray Is Donald Trump's principal policy advisor...
@redwarf8118
@redwarf8118 5 жыл бұрын
..I wish he would be.
@mentalmaud8894
@mentalmaud8894 5 жыл бұрын
Trump would probably make a better person if Al was.
@stevelufc64
@stevelufc64 3 жыл бұрын
2 ms in mum =more money 2 d's in dad =deeper debt
@stormsmith1858
@stormsmith1858 6 жыл бұрын
Depends what kind of stuck in he’s talking about
@realmwatters2977
@realmwatters2977 6 ай бұрын
7 years later he tried but failed.
@leeemery8099
@leeemery8099 2 ай бұрын
Under pants, shouldn’t they be called, Under Trousers 🤔
@justsmashing4628
@justsmashing4628 5 жыл бұрын
Artificial Intelligence Murray
@majellamulry3213
@majellamulry3213 2 жыл бұрын
😂👍
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