I can’t believe Disney got away with doing blue-face

Ralph's just mad because he's not a good genie, he's just a meanie.

"A GOOD GENIE NOT A MEANIE" And the Academy Award for Best Original Song goes to...

“Just cause the camera’s doing a 360 around the characters and she has tears in her eyes and she’s yelling doesn’t mean it’s dramatic” are the truest words I’ve ever heard

You can hear the depression in his voice.

Love how they included an empowering song for Jasmine as she's pulled away by guards.

This movie made me realize how much I miss Robin Williams.

Honestly, the biggest problem I have with this film comes down to how they changed the characters to try and make them more ‘fleshed out’, when it really didn’t fit the plot. Jasmine now wanting to be the Sultan over her original desire to just be free from the restraints of the palace now makes her relationship with Aladdin just an afterthought. In the original, they both talked about how they felt trapped, and the connection they share over their mutuality. It was beautiful, because you saw how being rich didn’t make Jasmine any more happy than Aladdin. There’s no real reason for her and him to fall in love in this movie outside of ‘because that’s what the story is about’. It also takes away from a Whole New World. The whole reason this scene is great is because Aladdin essentially gives Jasmine what she wants. A chance to see the world, and experience what she never could. It’s what made him different than the other suitors, who could only offer her what she already had. Again, this film is more concerned with making Jasmine’s motivations about being sultan, so this scene comes off as utterly pointless. Or, hell, even the scene that led to them meeting in the first place doesn’t work. Jasmine gives a boy an apple from a cart and doesn’t know you have to pay for them. In the original movie, this was understandable since she had never left the castle walls before, so it made sense. Here, you’re telling me she’s snuck out of the palace before, AND claims to know/care about Agrabah’s people than anyone else, yet she doesn’t know basic things about how their system works? How is she qualified to be Sultan, again? Or Jafar. In the original, he was a twisted man that was well-trusted in the palace by everyone. But here, he’s an insecure little bitch that isn’t intimidating in the least. The head of the guard doesn’t trust him, the Sultan barely seems to trust him, and Aladdin as Prince Ali knows Jafar was the one that betrayed him, yet they do nothing and allow him to be in such a high position of leadership in the palace. None of the guards questioned Jafar ordering them to kill Prince Ali, yet they supposedly already know he’s not exactly trustworthy. In the original, them just blindly following his orders made sense. They had no reason to be suspicious of him. It made him so much more mysterious and vicious, whereas now he’s just some insecure guy that no one trusts anyway. It makes everyone in the palace seem stupid. And lastly, Aladdin. The movie spends so much more time trying and failing to flesh out other characters like Jasmine’s handmaiden or the royal guard that they forget to give the protagonist of the film any character. If anything, they instead take away from what they had on him. Him stealing bread in the beginning, for example, was important because he only steals the bare essentials. We see he only does it to survive, which also shows us, based on the guards’ reactions, that the very law that’s supposed to be protecting them is strict and more harmful than helpful. In this film, however, they’re way more justified, since he’s stealing possessions, rather than necessities. So he goes from being a clever and likeable street rat that just wants to survive, to a bland thief that the movie keeps insisting has more to him. They throw the entire point of the movie, that the only differences between Aladdin and Jasmine is essentially just a flawed class system, away for the sake of elements that don’t even end up servicing the movie well. Those are my two cents, at least.

I can't believe that guy from KZfaq Rewind is in a movie.

Why does the Chinese version of Aladdin look like a broke version of Drake Bell...

“It’s got Will Smith in it.” *War flashbacks of Shark Tale*

“So what are we, some kind of Disney live-action remake?”

That “good genie not a meanie” film was probrably better than the 2019 version

Ralph's just trying to ignore that Disney is remaking ralphthemoviemaker in full CGI for a 2020 release

I don't understand the modern scapegoat of: "its made for kids!" Some of the great kids movies have subtle adult elements to appeal to the FAMILY. Toy Story is a perfect example. My kids enjoy it and so can I. I enjoyd it when I was a kid and my parents did too. It used to be a selling point "great for kids and parents". Now they act like the rules have changed lol

It’s not even for the kids, really. This is just how Disney extends their copyrights, and it’s why they’re remaking even the most obscure movies. They were the ones who pushed to get copyright protections extended as far as they already are, so now by remaking literally everything they’ve ever owned they can keep those characters locked up for another several decades.

"There's no heart" - that's pretty much Disney now. No heart, no soul. Disney is just a hollowed out shell of what it use to be.

Tales of 1001 Arabian nights begins with the lines: "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy"

"A classic is born!" has the same energy as "The dead speak!"

“No wonder kids don’t want to see movies anymore.” That’s such a simple but loaded line that holds so much truth.

*Aladdin:* CAN YOU JUST MAKE ME A PRINCE? *Genie:* _DO YOU MEAN -- A FRESH PRINCE?_

These Disney remakes look so colorless and lifeless. Why is everything super desaturated? It looks terrible.

Did Jafar really just say "PARROT, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!". It's like Disney isn't even trying anymore...

Remember when in the original movie that sleezy merchant who narratetes the story? It has been confirmed that he is the Genie in a human form. It blowed everyones mind, because the hints were suptle but clearly there. How do we remake that scene? Put Will Smith on a boat. What a twist!

"A classic is born!" -someone who's either been paid, lost their damn mind, or both

Ugh you just didn't like this film because you're aware of how mediocre it is

*2019 Aladdin* I want the real Aladdin. *1992 Aladdin* I said the real Aladdin. *Disney Channel Aladdin* Perfection.

"I have never once called a master a friend." "You ain't never had a friend like me."

This movie would've been significantly more enjoyable had they cast Shaq as Genie.

Fun fact: Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was the movie that started the modern live action remake trend. Coincidentally, the original version was the Disney movie that Walt Disney hated the most, and he considered it his biggest mistake.

Jafar's actor kind of looks like that quiet office worker who goes on a rampage suddenly after someone got his coffee wrong for the last time. This film is just the aftermath.

God damn the genuine heartbreak when he said "It's all we DO now. It's...really sad. It's really sad that this is what does well" really fuckin' hit me. I'm with ya Ralph.

Will Smith's genie looks like a Snapchat filter.

Will Smith has become that “Hello there fellow kids” meme in real life.

“One swing! Ahead of the Sweuord!”

Will smith didn’t need to be auto tuned . He’s a decent singer already.

The remake somehow looks exspensive and cheap at the same time

When live action Simba yelled "Nooo!" when Mufasa was killed, it just looked like a kitten meowing and all I could say was "D'aww!" How am I supposed to take that movie seriously? I don't want to see a nature documentary turned into a musical...unless it's narrated by David Attenborough.

“That’s unclear, I don’t know I hit a deer, let me drink a beer.” - Dr. Sepe

I love when Aladdin smacks Donkey in the face

they should've just outsourced the whole thing to bollywood

I can’t wait to take my kids to the live action frozen movie

I just want them to hire people that can actually sing in these remakes. Like, damn. The autotune hurts.

"and then they'll get G-Dragon to be the genie", i wheezed.

Disney: let's make a Chinese Aladdin adaptation Chinese Actors: Audition Disney: NEXT

My theatre teacher called this movie "A masterpiece of cinema" and "A revolutionary new step in art" and I dont know if I want that woman to teach me anymore

In all seriousness. Live-action loses so much magic animation achieves, especially when they ALREADY HAVE an animated form of the entity. There seems to be a rising movement of anti-animation people, and I’m unsure why. Animation brings so much more than what real life can bring.

"I'm a genie! Not a meanie!" I'm in fucking tears.

Disney has no respect for their own animated classics and neither do the people that support these remakes

I haven't seen this movie. "This is Jasmine's friend, Will Smith's genie's love interest." I shouted *WHY!?*

“Things are unraveling fast” “Get it, because it’s a carpet”😂😂😂 Ralph is so underrated

"Will Smith, he's clean and perfect and is only in the best family films." well that aged like milk

Honestly I wanted him to review the Disney Channel movie. What a tease.

One thing I hate is I’m the only one out of my friends that hate these Disney remakes and they act like I’m crazy for not

“Winds from the east, and the suns from the west.” I can’t stop smiling from this line

I love how Scar bitch slaps Mufasa and he just lets go of the rock

Disney is gonna end up making a animated version of the live-action version.

That Jasmin power ballad scene sounds and looks like a Eurovision song

I feel like the biggest problem with the live action remakes, is that one cannot produce the same feelings, emotions, and life in a real, physical setting with CG like you can with 2d animation.

Disney movies used to have so much flavor... now they're just rice. That's the best metaphor I can find for it. Sure, you can eat it straight up and it tastes... fine. However, you can also add vegetables, meat, sauce, etc to it and make a pretty nice meal, but that takes time and love, which are two things that Disney no longer feel like investing into things.

When they gonna do a live action Hercules get Devito back to play Hercules

They keep getting worse because the Remake-a-tron is running low on toner

A shame, that Mei-Ling actress has a lovely singing voice.

Will the next Disney movie be bad? “It is unclearuh.”

Jasmines song is them trying to do Let It Go again but in Aladdin

I bet Christopher Robin didn't go over well at all in China...

This should have been the reason Will was blocked from the Oscars.

disney wont stop this until the mainstream stops paying, which may actualy just never happen, becuase the mainstreams standards are awful, this really sucks.

"In ten thousand years I've never once ever called a master a friend" The genie was in the lamp alone for 10,000 years...gave him such a crick in the neck...

This reminds me how the creators of Aladdin mentioned how Genie was made FOR Robin Williams rather then the other way around.

“Like it’s a toothpaste factory” Nice Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference.

G Dragon as the genie would be a spectacle at least

People: We want more original movies. Disney: YAAAAA, IT’S REWIND TIME!

That Winnie the Pooh movie looks like an arthouse horror movie about a pagan cult.

The actor for Jafar looks like he's being held at gunpoint

Turns out Will Smith wasn’t a good genie, just a meanie

Ralph sounds realy tired and depressed in this one, hope he's alright

This movie feels like a Lifetime Original Movie that they threw into theatres

I especially like that Smith's CGI body changes size and "'roidi-ness" between scenes. Top notch work, Disney!

The only way I'd watching this is if gdragon plays the genie

I could have gone my whole life without seeing the live action Mufasa death. That was depressing. Not in the sad way the cartoon was. But depressing because I had a good laugh at falling Mufasa

Ralph’s about to get “Taken Downtown” by two Disney executives

"I should have broken this out when I was watching Salo." I hate you sooooooo much for that.

I’m so relieved that genie wasn’t a meanie

I genuinely thought that was drake bell in that low budget aladdin.

the acting in this movie is so good it almost tops mystery diners

That awful "Good genie, not a meanie" is giving me Lil Nas X-Panini vibes.

I wish Disney would return to hand-drawn animation. If not for the sake of making the scenes more imaginative and entertaining but for money. You would think it would be cheaper for them to make!

The worst thing in this movie is that you can clearly see most of the backgrounds are greenscreened.

The whole thing looks like it's covered with a smokescreen.

8:40 "Somebody cool me down!" [KZfaqr Will Smith] Oh, that's hot! That's hot!

'Maleficent 2, curse of the boogaloo.' Comic genius. You got an entire hearty chuckle out of me

“Goes into slow motion like I’m watching a Zack Snyder movie”.... or a Guy Ritchie movie! oh wait..

The video is over but I'm still laughing about 'Maleficent 2 : Curse of the Boogaloo'.

Thanks Ralph, I needed a healthy dose of post media monopoly cynicism to get me through the morning.

"But this is made for kids!" Kids deserve to have well-made content.

The whole film doesn't feel like a film, it feels like a terrible fan-fic in motion.

I love how they changed up the plot and Aladdin's first wish was to know who killed Jeffrey Epstein

Wow, Will Smith doesn't got even half of the charisma and manic energy that Robin Williams had. He missed the mark way off with his acting on this

Will the next Disney movie be good? “It is unclearuh.”