The Hills Have Eyes Review: You Are In the Land of Wolves
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Күн бұрынI talk about one of the most famous franchises in horror, one that's gotten more popular in recent years. For all the wrong reasons. No, the killers aren't Native American.
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@Waffleplateninja 11 күн бұрын
Christ, what a chilling and utterly disturbing movie. I sure do hope some gay hippie from the Appalachians doesn't try to justify the horrors depicted and relate them to Native Americans!
@ManiacMayhem7256 11 күн бұрын
Shows what he truly thinks of Amerindians lmao
@heskymarky 11 күн бұрын
@@ManiacMayhem7256 fr imagine watching a movie about inbred cannibal murderers and your first thought is "the writers were obviously referencing native americans"
@dillhouston 11 күн бұрын
I'm glad he destroyed his pathetic channel
@ManiacMayhem7256 11 күн бұрын
@@heskymarky Imagine his reaction to Bone Tomahawk
@F_lippy 11 күн бұрын
But truly, are they not justified?
@marshalmarshall2109 11 күн бұрын
the masculine urge to move into a desert cave and attack wayward travelers
@Senator-Wary 11 күн бұрын
The desert cave goblin
@ManiacMayhem7256 11 күн бұрын
I am og thog, thrasher of th*ts
@austin9568AuraMasterDX 11 күн бұрын
"Never should have come here" *Battle music ensues*
@NEETKitten 11 күн бұрын
@@austin9568AuraMasterDX "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
@marshalmarshall2109 11 күн бұрын
@austin9568AuraMasterDX "Keep running so I can stab you in the back!"
@gileskangaroo2209 11 күн бұрын
"The bad guys must represent the good guys! Look how smart and progressive I am by deconstructing the narrative!"
@kaj7135 11 күн бұрын
Every “progressive” asshat is like a shitty high school English teacher these days.
@getthegoons 11 күн бұрын
The ultimate subversion is subverting the viewers expectation of a decent fucking movie.
@mirror8519 11 күн бұрын
That's a how i met your mother bit brought into reality.
@lenny_boxx4206 10 күн бұрын
is this a jab on IPOS
@getthegoons 10 күн бұрын
@@lenny_boxx4206 literally the entire video and comment section.
@AdeptusMumbles 11 күн бұрын
"if you don’t support the grape of rich women by the downtrodden poors, do you really belong in OUR community?"
@TheSutanian 11 күн бұрын
I think your community is evil
@CloakofAuron 11 күн бұрын
Man, that stream was A RIDE. Love that we got a new meme out of it, but IPOS was trying too hard with his "Notice me Hbomberguy-senpai" nonsense.
@johnnyboy2537 11 күн бұрын
@@CloakofAuronAs if we needed another reminder that breadtubers aren't people.
@mirror8519 11 күн бұрын
Well, lefties are consistent with that line of thinking. That's why they love the mass migrations to Europe.
@NewCanada 10 күн бұрын
@@johnnyboy2537They're social justice addicts who are no better than journos.
@mysteryman4915 11 күн бұрын
“Horror is about love. Horror is about kindness.” -Some brainlet.
@flatpepsi 9 күн бұрын
*Harrrr
@flamestoyershadowkill6400 7 күн бұрын
In truth horror is about darkness, whether that be calamity, evil, or the consequences of mans foolish ambition
@brianwalsh1339 11 күн бұрын
Oh man, finally, a wholesome film about how the cannibals represent minorities taking revenge on white people for *checks notes* existing /sarcasm
@kaj7135 11 күн бұрын
Most sane leftist belief.
@DrSeniorMilminaman 11 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's the current thing with those freaks and their "beliefs". Honestly. you need to not have a soul to do any of the things they do.
@CloakofAuron 11 күн бұрын
Breadtube gonna breadtube
@josedorsaith5261 11 күн бұрын
Just Talmudic Things
@PopoXReturnz 11 күн бұрын
$500... I cant live off of that.
@TheDigitalApple 11 күн бұрын
The real question is……..were they not justified in their actions?
@leviticusprime4904 11 күн бұрын
All breadtube is is just conformation bias
@brotherman147 11 күн бұрын
Werent we justified?
@WoodenChurch_041 11 күн бұрын
All i know is beast chose violence lol
@TheDolphinTuna 11 күн бұрын
“In a way”, at the very least
@brotherman147 11 күн бұрын
@@leviticusprime4904pretty much
@seg162 11 күн бұрын
"You guys, he forcibly clapped her cheeks against her will in self defense!"
@REvoLverj98 11 күн бұрын
He would unironically defend Griffith because he's that braindead
@weeaboobaguette3943 10 күн бұрын
@@REvoLverj98 I don't understand people defending Griffith. You only need to defend people that did something wrong, this makes no sense.
@MrSilentProtagonist 9 күн бұрын
People unironically think that way about a certain on-going conflict.
@durere 7 күн бұрын
@@weeaboobaguette3943 You snitched on yourself with ''you need to defend people that did something wrong''. Otherwise, great joke, gave me a giggle.
@dpm305 11 күн бұрын
I just find it interesting that the same circles which pushed "death of the author" and deconstructionism are now acting as gate keepers that dictate what is the canonical interpretation.
@innoclarke7435 10 күн бұрын
Their little system working exactly as intended.
@doctordice2doctordice210 10 күн бұрын
Is so bizarre with this and coding Why are you taking authority away from media?
@joeswanson5175 9 күн бұрын
They only wanted to kill the author so that they owned the narrative
@MrSilentProtagonist 9 күн бұрын
That has always been the point of DotA.
@Laneous14 4 күн бұрын
Because it was always about gaining power. Remember, to them, criticism, conversation itself, and all human interaction is just a power game to see who is morally right, smarter, better, etc. These soy-filled fucks will pick a fight with the tide if they think it can get them an iota more of power (since by their very nature they have very, very little physical, romantic, or monetary power).
@Jimboh1637 11 күн бұрын
"THE DOG HELD A GRUDGE", dog is man's best friend at the end of the day.
@Jedishill680 11 күн бұрын
The dog saw its family harmed, beast acted accordingly
@CrashWeezerman 11 күн бұрын
Beast to Pluto: "I ain't your friend"
@NomadMonkey396 10 күн бұрын
Dog is God spelt backwards after all.
@heresy8384 10 күн бұрын
Imagine if Beast were a Pitbull, all the Jupiters would be dead before the movie even began
@kovacsnovak6745 10 күн бұрын
@@heresy8384 nah imagine a borzoi, there would be nothing left of them
@AwfulWaffle8474 11 күн бұрын
I still find it hilarious that IPOS's head cannon was that the cannibals were supposed to represent native Americans and as a person who does nothing but call others racist on KZfaq, he saw nothing wrong with that comparison. lol
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
Not only that, he acts like he just stood up for them or something. My dude, you just compared the incestuous, cannibal murderers to a group of people, where no one, and I mean Fucking no one, was even thinking of that to begin with.
@CloakofAuron 11 күн бұрын
Prog activism and aggrievement are some damn strong drugs.
@JanJansen985 11 күн бұрын
Yeah guys the orcs in fantasy that cannot create anything due to being so stupid and only to exist to destroy are totally supposed to be africans Dont forget to vote liberal
@enginear1157 11 күн бұрын
When you're so anti-racist, you wrap back around to being racist again
@mrbigglezworth42 10 күн бұрын
@@CloakofAuron Nothing is as sweet as giving someone the ability to feel morally righteous for bad behavior.
@1happiboi 11 күн бұрын
in a way are they not justified for their actions in a way are they not justified for their actions in a way are they not justified for their actions in a way are they not justified for their actions
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
The fact he said this, with ZERO irony, is both hilarious and mind-boggling.
@somethingwithultra7231 11 күн бұрын
The way he said it with his dumb silly video essay parody-like voice as well.
@Captaincapafew14 11 күн бұрын
@@randomcenturion7264 average commie
@CloakofAuron 11 күн бұрын
New channel meme, and I love it. Was there the moment Loli clipped it and started spamming it, some ad hoc guerilla-type shit. One of the best parts of the stream. XD
@1happiboi 11 күн бұрын
@@CloakofAuron i know right
@xarporte 11 күн бұрын
The cannibals can be anything like gamers and the hills are a GameStop
@manfredalbrechtfreiherrvon4042 11 күн бұрын
Lol, making a better review of Hills than in Praise of Shadows is just pissing on his grave at this point. i approve.
@iwannabethekid34xc 11 күн бұрын
He got pissed on fr
@woodlefoof2 11 күн бұрын
The frothy golden shores of lake cresva
@Chudnugget 11 күн бұрын
Way to kick a man while he's down chud
@whiskeycorridor90 10 күн бұрын
A French director makes a movie criticizing nuclear testing in America, oblivious to the fact that his country was one nuke short of creating irl Godzilla in the Pacific.
@anujsreenivasan5040 10 күн бұрын
I have no context on anything here, but regardless of one’s national affiliation, shouldn’t criticism of the other still be valid and one’s own opinion rather than that of a country? Besides, didn’t America still push the trigger? If I’m wrong, you’re free to ignore me.
@JohnWilliams-wl9px 8 күн бұрын
Reminds me of how in the infamous Tri-state Godzilla remake they actually change the origin of Godzilla being a result of the French government nuclear testing. Just watching you wonder why they change it, until you it up and France was the one country with the most active nuclear testing.
@berserkasaurusrex4233 8 күн бұрын
@@anujsreenivasan5040 You don't push triggers. Are you British?
@anujsreenivasan5040 8 күн бұрын
@@berserkasaurusrex4233 Indian
@anujsreenivasan5040 8 күн бұрын
@@berserkasaurusrex4233 what is it then, pull?
@samzilla567 9 күн бұрын
The fact that IPOS's horribly racist take on The Hills Have Eyes and everyone calling him out on it, caused his schizo crusade against a bunch of other successful youtubers will never stop being funny to me.
@bickyboo7789 4 күн бұрын
My jaw dropped when his clip started playing. Goddamn lol.
@overlordzetta7410 11 күн бұрын
To Be fair to the canibals the only other option was a mcdonalds down the road.
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
"The McFlurry machine is broken yet again, tonight we dine on manflesh!"
@kyon813 11 күн бұрын
So it's justified, then.
@crimsondynamo615 10 күн бұрын
“This food is too expensive. Man meat however.”
@fren111 11 күн бұрын
The ear necklace represents the cries for help ignored by the white man
@sojournertaylor6897 11 күн бұрын
If the hills have eyes, do they need glasses?
@zeezerzam 11 күн бұрын
only while driving
@flatpepsi 9 күн бұрын
Some do. Like humans, not all of us need glasses.
@yoboikamil525 3 күн бұрын
they clearly need grasses
@kingbash6466 11 күн бұрын
Could you imagine trying to paint a group of cannibals who not only rape and kill women but also have no issue with eating babies in a positive light compared to the protagonists? Couldn't be me.
@matthiasthulman4058 10 күн бұрын
You must not be aware of what's been happening in the West for last twenty years. You know how many young girls got graped by desert folks and it was just waived off as "cultural misunderstanding" or "they don't know any better " IPOS is a leftist, they're all like that.
@CrashWeezerman 11 күн бұрын
This series is a perfect example of how horror is really all about love. The love Papa Jupiter had for Mama. The love Beast had for his family. The love Mars had for Brenda.
@TheTurtleinariver 11 күн бұрын
at it's core, the picture's about family - vin 'car go fast crash' diesel
@rabidwolverine8367 11 күн бұрын
@@TheTurtleinariverAnd that’s what’s so powerful about it
@smoothboi0642 11 күн бұрын
The eyes have hills
@lucasbelmont3191 11 күн бұрын
Poetic 😭
@Nikolai1939 11 күн бұрын
The eyes have eyes
@pyramidblaster9239 10 күн бұрын
@@Nikolai1939 Grant us more eyes.
@mekhane.broken9678 8 күн бұрын
pyramidblaster923 Kos or some say Kosm
@johansteilmen624 7 күн бұрын
Bloodborne moment
@UnknownLord711 10 күн бұрын
I would argue vlad the impaler did the stuff his did for survival. My man had the OTTOMANS on his border and it was the only way to really keep them at bay
@att7364 11 күн бұрын
2 wolf are inside you, the first one prefer while the other one prefer
@woodlefoof2 11 күн бұрын
Which one is stronger?
@nawan6266 11 күн бұрын
Both are nobces, you are a nonce
@jonahbrown5669 11 күн бұрын
@@woodlefoof2The girl
@att7364 11 күн бұрын
@@woodlefoof2
@davidgusquiloor2665 11 күн бұрын
The one you feed more@@woodlefoof2
@joshuakim5240 10 күн бұрын
Cannibals: "Lol let's mess with these nerds by killing one of their dogs first. What could possibly go wrong?" Beast: *barks with the DOOM soundtrack*
@jacobbearnson5874 10 күн бұрын
Barks in BFG Division
@CatsOverdrive 9 күн бұрын
Growls in Rip & Tear.
@jeff8839 11 күн бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite white boy video essay channel has dropped another banger.
@AhYoureFinallyHere 11 күн бұрын
eating good today!
@LordShaggy97 11 күн бұрын
Go white boy go white boy!
@makosimp5022 5 күн бұрын
We are so black bros
@MarkAndrewEdwards 11 күн бұрын
Lesson: Be a wolf or have wolf skills when in the Land of Wolves
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in a war.
@MarkAndrewEdwards 11 күн бұрын
@@randomcenturion7264 #Truth
@LoPro 11 күн бұрын
Or a Beast
@JanJansen985 11 күн бұрын
Wolf wolf wolf wolf bork
@blackosprey2219 10 күн бұрын
When in Rome...
@woketacha6112 11 күн бұрын
beast is the john wick of horror movie good bois but instead of the russian mafia killing his dog that was the last gift from his departed wife, they killed the wife.
@davidgusquiloor2665 11 күн бұрын
Not only you explore how the self defense violence in the Hills Have Eyes doesn't make the family monsters, you actually explore the idea of human depravitiy and give examples of humans becoming monsters. And what is more important give me a list of movies I could watch.
@CatsOverdrive 9 күн бұрын
Currently getting Straw Dogs because of this video.
@jester9217 11 күн бұрын
A film in which a couple ex army guys go hunting in the foot hills when they come across the site of a brutal attack by savages and have to decide whether to go back to civilization or hunt down the pricks. Could be a great film, especially if you add in a ticking clock of child having been taken.
@connorhudock1950 11 күн бұрын
Isn't this more or less the plot of the real Sawney Bean story?
@MasahikoKohineko 11 күн бұрын
Maybe try Bone Tomahawk; it's not exactly what you're describing, but it should 'scratch your itch', as it were. It's also one of the best westerns I've ever seen.
@kraigshall 11 күн бұрын
If I had to choose between. Dealing with the Jupiter clan with a squad of police or taking Beast with me, I'm taking Beast. The dog stood on business
@hilotakenaka 11 күн бұрын
IPOS is the type of guy who’d become a war general solely so he could justify kidnapping the women of the village Also I *highly* recommend viewers to check out TAL’s stream archive discussing IPOS’s video (or Khavvah’s response to IPOS) if you wanted a better deconstruction of that guy’s takes
@StormCrow702 11 күн бұрын
TAL? What does it stand for, I wanna watch them.
@greenn992 11 күн бұрын
@StormCrow702 youre on the channel rn
@loke801 11 күн бұрын
Make sure to have some booze too, because that dudes pompous attitude gets grating VERY fast.
@leviticusprime4904 11 күн бұрын
@@loke801the dude sounds like a stereotypical 80s gay man, fitting I suppose.
@imahoare4742 11 күн бұрын
Literally unwatchable stream so far. Between Loli talking over the video, the video playing continually on high so you can barely hear Loli and fucking TTS blasting over both. Yeah no thanks.
@viljamtheninja 11 күн бұрын
In a way... weren't they justified in protecting their land from perceived invaders who did not share their beliefs or practices? -In Praise of Shadows, notorious anti-immigrant
@joecrazy9896 11 күн бұрын
4:45 They absolutely are not justified Zane, you hack.
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
Don't lesson to this Normal Propaganda, Hill Clans Rise Up!
@willardtk2979 11 күн бұрын
I did mobilization training (military bullshit) in Oro Grande, NM and White Sands. Kept expecting to run up on mutant cannibals the entire time. Only saw coyotes and some sort of weird African goat some jackass brought in from Africa that escaped and flourished.
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
Wow. Damn that goat really got around.
@CatsOverdrive 9 күн бұрын
That goat is absolutely GOATED.
@picklejarmonsterfanboy9367 11 күн бұрын
so sad the good guys lost in the end... rip Hill Kings
@ThunderClapClide 11 күн бұрын
I’m gonna be honest, “media literacy” is one of the stupidest things I have heard of in a long time. I have legit never heard the term until earlier THIS YEAR, and people like IPOS who use it prove how much they don’t understand what’s in front of their faces. Plus, why use a term like “media literacy” when you can just say “I understood what happened in the movie?”
@goldsteed8832 11 күн бұрын
“media literacy” is just another term used to try and groom people into becoming left wing communist, "don't you know all the well loved entertainment is actually commentary on how evil capitalism is? your not a real fan of this thing if your not a progressive communist like me, and if you say anything that proves me otherwise, your media illliterate
@ManiacMayhem7256 11 күн бұрын
It basically means interpret a film in a super western social far left fashion. If author agrees, use their words to denounce reactionary fans. If they don't, "death of the author"
@Half_Bl00d_H3R0 11 күн бұрын
Cause when people, usually guys, watch the wolf on Wall Street or American psycho. They want to be that character and praise the actions depicted in the film.
@ManiacMayhem7256 11 күн бұрын
@@Half_Bl00d_H3R0 And yet the media literacy types will misinterpret those same films. They claim fight club was primarily about toxic masculinity when the author himself said it was about consumerism through and through. They are especially bad with contradicting Frank Herbert
@sojalemmi1515 11 күн бұрын
I took a media literacy elective class in high school back in 2006. It was a pretty good class. Taught us about advertising, including subliminal messaging, television programming, and how news shows are put together. The biggest thing I took away from the class was the wisdom that nothing you see on the TV is there by accident, every aspect of every program and advertisement, it is all carefully planned and done w some purpose. Good class. Not sure about this recent media literacy trend, but I would imagine it is corrupted by modern ideology, like everything else.
@tigersympathiser2265 11 күн бұрын
Didn't that 'In Praise of Shadows' guy try to make out that the cannibals in this movie were both native americans and morally justified? (It's the guy who made that weird exposé on Wendigoon a while ago)
@baker90338 11 күн бұрын
Also claimed they might have been African Americans. yeah…
@blindedjourneyman 11 күн бұрын
yeah, and it was extremely racist of him. leave it to wokes to accidentally be more racist than the kkk
@adolfogarza8934 11 күн бұрын
bro saw the cannibals and was like "yeah those cannibals are black and natives"
@tigersympathiser2265 11 күн бұрын
Yeah I mean it's almost as if the intersectional view of focusing on race and shit (in completely irrelevant contexts), ends up making the people focused on race look kinda racist.
@AbrasiousProductions 11 күн бұрын
yup.. he thinks savage, flesh eating mutants are the equivalent to harmless Native Americans, I'm Native American and people like him disgusts me, woke racism never fails to boil my guts.
@CJDunehew1 11 күн бұрын
Beast is a pretty cool dude
@WoodenChurch_041 11 күн бұрын
Beast is basically guts but a dog heh
@frug5629 11 күн бұрын
Beast is the ideal. What the job of a good boi is all about. The mutants just learned why Beast always got prime cut leftovers at the dinner table.
@TheGamingAngel18 11 күн бұрын
The cannibals can be anything you want them to be. They can be allegorical for weebs and the hills are representative of their waifus.
@guerreiroazul3230 10 күн бұрын
And the Carter family are tourists who need to go away.
@doctordice2doctordice210 11 күн бұрын
Left wing media analysis: "here's a somewhat contrived and convoluted explanation about how the media I'm taking about confirms and affirms my already established beliefs"
@possummagic3571 10 күн бұрын
idk why but I read that in IPOS voice.
@JoshGolus 11 күн бұрын
I wonder how long it will be before IPOS is just forgotten. Already, he barely comes up anymore. He made one big bang in his career that people flocked to see like a freak show, and then abandoned and sent right back to where he was: obscurity.
@blackosprey2219 10 күн бұрын
Real quick unless he comes back and starts picking fights. Which is unlikely, based on what we've seen.
@LuridContent 7 күн бұрын
I still haven't forgotten Mundane Matt and Bouldergate. So... it'll be a while before IPOS is ready for memory purge.
@zzzzzzz88 12 сағат бұрын
@@LuridContent >Bouldergate Now this takes me back.
@Captaincapafew14 11 күн бұрын
In praise of shadows will be the first guy in the gulag if his political philosphy came to fruition
@etrangray-mane8610 11 күн бұрын
Saying this before watching, but rather than making jokes about In Praise of Stupid, I'm happy to finally see a channel I like talking about this movie I've heard so much about.
@CloakofAuron 11 күн бұрын
Oh, that was done two streams ago. ...it was an ordeal to get through, but TAL, Shota, and the audience made the best of it. Breadtube. Not even once.
@etrangray-mane8610 5 күн бұрын
@@CloakofAuron I've sat through the whole stream. Even with Loli's reactions it was a struggle to get through the nine layers of Breadtube
@gojira7824 11 күн бұрын
You keep saying that the hills have eyes in these movies, but they're all just regular crummy hills without eyes!
@randomcenturion7264 11 күн бұрын
0/10, Hill Did Not Have Eyes, false advertising.
@zeldies1976 11 күн бұрын
Wes Craven predicted "when the [thing in enemy territory] start speaking [language of enemy]" memes
@TheDolphinTuna 10 күн бұрын
For all the videos that came out of the IPOS controversy, this is one of the few that actually came from a legitimate horror fan, and it shows in the superb quality criticism/content.
@bipoc-alypesproductions198 11 күн бұрын
I love how many of these comments are just dunking on in praise of shadows😂
@Senator-Wary 11 күн бұрын
Kino has arrived
@TheAutistWhisperer 11 күн бұрын
But Tal, IPOS stated the cannibals are misunderstood and that family had it coming!
@REvoLverj98 11 күн бұрын
So were the 3rd Reich. All they wanted was to keep the German race strong! 🤡
@jonathanwatson4484 11 күн бұрын
got to say, I kind of love that dog, serious that dog having revenge is great, they killed his partner and attack the people who treated him with love despite the dog having a history of violence. don't blame the dog holding a grudge
@MoskHotel 11 күн бұрын
Kinda wished the soldiers in the god-awful sequel were given a very similar treatment as the British soldiers from Dog Soldiers. In that 2002 flick, Kevin McKidd plays a private named Cooper who quickly demonstrates being a trained soldier who's already shown to have survival skills and some leadership, even being more badass than the sergeant who's played by Sean Pertwee. One of the best things about the main cast is that they're not stupid. Most of them are trained in what they're supposed to do, fight while their own lives are still intact. Instead of panicking in a corner or trying to run away for their lives, they outright try to kill their enemies, even if they're werewolves who can only be killed by silver. One of the soldiers even lunges at one of the Lycans inside a car when he knew his fate has been sealed.
@kyon813 11 күн бұрын
"You think it's all over? It is now." *_BANG!_* Kickass movie. Loli should talk about it this Halloween.
@alexfield3950 11 күн бұрын
Dog soldiers is classic
@MoskHotel 10 күн бұрын
@@kyon813 I'd imagine Cooper would basically be a slayer if he were to encounter any more of the Jupiter Clan, or at least the mutant families. He'd probably lead a mercenary group sent to kill all remaining mutants after the family from the previous movie got rescued. Funny enough, the other character that survived in Dog Soldiers is a dog. And since Cooper is actually a dog person, it'd be wicked to see him team up with Beast.
@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 10 күн бұрын
Beast is the spiritual revenge against all the other horror and action movies that use dogs as a speedbump for the conflict.
@toolatetothestory 11 күн бұрын
So the Dog just pulled a Reverse John Wick, essentially?
@InfamyJunkie 11 күн бұрын
Unbiased take that doesn't make wild, reaching claims about the antagonists' motive for their murderous actions. This channel must be into guns and can afford to pay their monthly rent.
@bcd32dok36 10 күн бұрын
Welcome to the almighty loli’s channel. One of the few people on the internet with common sense.
@ZX-Gear 11 күн бұрын
Inb4 we get an IPOS Cameo. For all the Worst/Best Reasons
@pieminator6969 10 күн бұрын
Good take: "Even regular, civilized people can become monsters, due to extreme situations" Reta___d take: "It'S AbOuT BlAck PeOplE" Also "People becoming brutal to survive" trait worked really well in 'Far Cry 3' and 'Tomb Raider 2013'.
@randomcenturion7264 10 күн бұрын
Recently replayed Far Cry 3 and yeah, it did it brilliantly. Jason isn't "Bad", and I refuse to say he's as bad as the slavers, but by the end of it, he is absolutely just as brutal. He made himself a beast to survive, and deep down, he knows he enjoyed it.
@loke801 11 күн бұрын
27:50 All Quiet on the Western front went into that a bit too, specifically when Paul kills that French soldier in the shell hole and laments how brutal he’s become.
@quietrioter 11 күн бұрын
In a way, was Loli not justified in making a better analysis than Zane?
@scottroxford5715 11 күн бұрын
The obsession some people have with trying to find political messages in media is just terminally online brain rot. The Friday the 13th franchise has a strange psychological angle to most of the films but at the same time, they're dumb slasher films.
@quarth1420 11 күн бұрын
Damn i didnt know they made a documentary about cyrax
@Snakedude4life 11 күн бұрын
Imagine going so far to even just making up head cannon for horror movie monsters. Maybe, just maybe the Xenomorph is not “redeemable.” 🎩 🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰
@LeuvahkTrigger 11 күн бұрын
She's just a poor mother trying to feed her family.
@Jimppin 11 күн бұрын
Average day in rural Florida
@george_denbrough 11 күн бұрын
Your mom's an average day in rural Florida
@Jimppin 10 күн бұрын
@@george_denbrough which one?
@george_denbrough 10 күн бұрын
@@Jimppin Monday, because she sucks A LOT
@GamerKonata 10 күн бұрын
Hey, that's uncalled for! That's clearly a desert and not a swamp.
@burntgrahamcracker2866 11 күн бұрын
While I could mention the wendigoon nonsense instead I’ll commend Michael Berryman for his performance considering he has no sweat glands filming in a desert couldn’t have been comfortable. He also has no finger nails.
@SuperLlama42 11 күн бұрын
I can't believe PoS doesn't make a million bajillion dollars with takes like "The murderous cannibal hillbillies in the desert are clearly Native Americans and black people." He obviously needs to try and cancel a much better horror KZfaqr with Six Degrees of Hitler logic.
@blackosprey2219 10 күн бұрын
I take great comfort in the thought that we all have the capacity to set our fear aside so we can shred the monster that's trying to eat our family. The idea that we've become so soft and domesticated that we'd just stand there and watch it happen is much more terrifying.
@stepanotrisal1512 6 күн бұрын
I actually love the idea of Jupiters as Native Americans. Because for all of my life, I was told I was born too late to take the land from Indians, so this gives me hope of making my dreams come true
@irish-italianintrovert.8600 11 күн бұрын
The Hills have Eyes when The River have Lips asks its mom, The Mountains have Knockers if she’s single: 👁️🗻👁️ Also Beast is my favorite animal character in cinema period.
@bcd32dok36 10 күн бұрын
The mountain have knockers would the porn parody title.
@TheDrunkenCelt 11 күн бұрын
This comment section is exactly what I hoped it would be
@topcat59 11 күн бұрын
I honestly believe that praise of shadows simply ignored the entirety of the film and made his own headcanon on what happened so he can make his horrible video about the movie.🐱
@magmos6346 8 күн бұрын
It just hit me why Beast is so damned brutal to the bad guys in this movie. Their first kill was Beauty, the only dog he's never been violent towards. His lady. These bastards made it personal with him from move one.
@5arziiblacking477 10 күн бұрын
I think you'd do an amazing job on "I have no mouth, and I must scream"
@1Sir-McKnight 11 күн бұрын
In the remake Big Bob Carter could have turned the cannibal mutants into a skin suit if he had come prepared.
@thiagosalgoa7206 10 күн бұрын
"In a way, are they not justified for their actions?" Yes...😈 *Unzips pants.*
@AmericanMephistopheles 10 күн бұрын
The King of the Hill has eyes.
@NomadMonkey396 10 күн бұрын
The Hills have eyes is another example of executives trying to make it a franchise but it just doesn't work as one. The 1977 and 2006 films work as standalone movies that have 1 story that don't need expanding on.
@evanpetelle5669 11 күн бұрын
That “in praise of shadows” take has been used in soooo many videos & it’s freaking HILARIOUS that he was incapable of realizing how champagne socialist he sounded during the editing process. It’s basically a meme at this point.
@theduxabides9274 11 күн бұрын
24:57 "They drew first blood, not me."
@Shatterstar 10 күн бұрын
"They killed off Beast." INTO THE TRASH IT GOES THEN!
@umapessoaqualquer3688 11 күн бұрын
I hope a mustache hippster don't try to justify the killers and talk about how the killers are the victims
@TheGamingAngel18 10 күн бұрын
Beast is seriously the best doggo tho. May all his meals now be the finest cuts of steak, he deserves it.
@blueripper1558 11 күн бұрын
"the movie has many interpretations, you could say the hillbillies are native Americans and the people are Europeans" anytime i see this movie im just reminded by that drama
@alexp1408 11 күн бұрын
Walter Benjamin's "Toward The Critique of Violence" if you want the formalized analytical version of the whole "Civilization and Violence" angle.
@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 11 күн бұрын
Almighty loli giving me a fucking heart attack in the intro LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@schizoolander 11 күн бұрын
Aren’t we all justified to be early bros
@Gunnumn 11 күн бұрын
Your videos come out at the best time. Whenever berserk crosses my mind, you always come in clutch. Now, i thought to myself "ive never seen the hills have eyes" and here we are. Keep up the good work and keep fighting the good fight.
@ChaosReacon137 8 күн бұрын
Yeah, I always found the "They're just as bad as the bad guys!" idea baffling when this is supposed to be the example. One isn't as bad when they're fending off the people trying to kill them. Becoming the monster is the idea of the few examples provided in the video, that even though you can walk off and be safe after the person has wronged you or your group runs off and maybe unlikely to go after you, that you hunt them down for that slight chance the person will be petty and ruin your life or worse when they did something just as bad or less by the time you get to them; when your actions makes you become someone like Freddy or those who commit evil acts with little to no remorse. Thanks for the video. Now I have some suggestions to go through
@Red-Coomet 11 күн бұрын
Literally just finished watching the IPOS stream vod and then this released. Talk about cosmic karma. Side note that whole video from IPOS was unironically one of the worst things i have ever seen.
@gendor5199 9 күн бұрын
And for anyone disliking the horror genre: Genndy TRarkowskys "Primal" also deals in the same things, with the side story "Primal Threory" being literally about the theory of people pushed beyond a breaking point
@cannon_lover 11 күн бұрын
I remember watching this at a way too young age with my father. Shit was wild, but still a dope movie
@HeyImRosko 8 күн бұрын
I don't remember the remake being particularly gory. In fact, I remember being disappointed the big headed wheelchair mutant didn't get his floopy noggin burst like the gross overripe melon it was.
@REvoLverj98 11 күн бұрын
Totally not an upload due to In Praise of Shadows' fuck up
@VolturetheSpiky 11 күн бұрын
Sound design in the original movie is so good. The quiet ambience and ominous synth music mixed in with the extremely loud sound effects keeps you on edge the entire time. Love that 70s grime.
@fconstraints 10 күн бұрын
Also, Generation Kill meets The Descent would fucking rock
@Eric-vo4js 11 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie that intro was pretty cool
@mercon1337 10 күн бұрын
Hell yea, but but can we get a dedicated deliverance video pretty please!
@Spawnzilla014 9 күн бұрын
Dear God, the first movie was scary!😳 It wasn’t scary in terms of over the top blood and gore, but the suspense and morbid setting is what made it so damn frightening to me. And that’s what makes it so good!😎👍
@tristanvonbickinstein9909 10 күн бұрын
I find it interesting that certain circles of the internet will dehumanize someone based on their financial income and that would justify horrible acts being perpetrated on said individual. Yet these people are the ones who will browbeat you with their morality and how superior they are to the common man. Very Dark way of thinking once you remove the outer layers, and I am sure there are no real-world correlations right?
@ericchung3177 11 күн бұрын
Wendigang rise up!
@AbrasiousProductions 11 күн бұрын
I bet IPOS is a Breathless (1960) defender.. he definitely seems the type...
@henryclay6310 11 күн бұрын
The scariest thing in this whole video was what shota and Loli threatens to do to the gamersups corpo to get that sponsorship.
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