Archivist's Note: -The 2003 Alcatraz Attack continues to baffle the scientific community.
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@whendaybreaks88363 жыл бұрын
At alcatraz you don't get sent to prison, *prison gets sent to you*
@locustthelorde82253 жыл бұрын
*B E G F O R Y O U R L I F E I N P R I S O N*
@rainbowguy1822 жыл бұрын
A M E R U S S I A N A N T H E M
@doomslayer58852 жыл бұрын
I picked call of duty on my recommended and i found this vid
@quizzically32632 жыл бұрын
"I didnt move to the city, the city moved to me and i want out desperately" -modest mouse
@thegiantenemyspider51892 жыл бұрын
RUSHMOREREVENGE
@squirrelapocalypse3 жыл бұрын
"Just take a left at the endoplasmic reticulum to reach the tennis courts"
@dbe_manny3 жыл бұрын
The tennis balls are ribosomes
@sethrussell63933 жыл бұрын
And then you'll see the Golgi apparatus
@Ostan-jw2bg3 жыл бұрын
"and over here, we see the island's state of the ark mitochondria!"
@attackoramic83613 жыл бұрын
"Try walking around the Nucleus, it will be a shortcut!"
@NeutralCivilian82642 жыл бұрын
Watch your step near the cytoplasm!
@szwagier503 жыл бұрын
Man don't you love it when you're minding your business and then over the years Alcatraz prison pulls up on the coast and decimates the entire city?
@boreddude38982 жыл бұрын
sure love chilling in China town when alcatraz just eats the fuckin city
@scarwing24922 жыл бұрын
@@boreddude3898 lol
@silvermoonlight45202 жыл бұрын
It's just a normal Tuesday
@concretecomrade46012 жыл бұрын
I think the passage of times signifies ocean levels rising allowing the island to travel closer inland
@DrMatrix12312 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: To decimate means to take away 10%. So by saying that the city will be decimated, means only 10% will be destroyed.
@NitroFury3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that this landmark is sentient and can self-duplicate.
@Sammich5063 жыл бұрын
This is the only time learning biology has been useful to me.
@direwolfkaniz91923 жыл бұрын
@@Sammich506 a island prison turn into cell and multiply
@yamato61142 жыл бұрын
It’s basically a giant single organism. Cells reproduce by splitting in half, with both duplicates being an exact copy of the original. Alcatraz is dividing.
@francissitchon93212 жыл бұрын
@@direwolfkaniz9192 Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'prison cells'
@michaelzhang98062 жыл бұрын
The -mitochondria- Alacatraz is the powerhouse of the cell
@Marisu_Prada3 жыл бұрын
This gives the phrase "The powerhouse of the cell" a whole new meaning
@squirrelapocalypse3 жыл бұрын
The big house of the cell
@itskevinjustkevin3 жыл бұрын
maze bean
@dunkaccino66063 жыл бұрын
@@itskevinjustkevin maze bean.
@ulrikahaggard99233 жыл бұрын
@@dunkaccino6606 Maze bean
@awesomeevan23502 жыл бұрын
@@ulrikahaggard9923 maze bean
@yamato61142 жыл бұрын
Hey I just noticed something: In the section for projected movement, Alcatraz mostly rotates in place until 1970, and only then it starts to move towards the coast. In real life, the prison closed down in 1963. So that means, all this time the bodies of dead prisoners were being fed to the island. However, after the prison closed down, it no longer had a steady source of sustenance, and started heading towards the mainland in search of a new food source...
@Johncruel2 жыл бұрын
Naw I think he's just angry
@PantherAusfD19442 жыл бұрын
And there it goes eating the city
@S3b0rg2 жыл бұрын
The island did not do that though, it was a projected behaviour of it. In reality it began feeding much sooner as we see that by 2020 the alcatraz zone has extended up to west texas, while in the projection it had barely gotten through san francisco by 2020.
@PantherAusfD19442 жыл бұрын
@@S3b0rg there are multiple Alcatrazes you know
@S3b0rg2 жыл бұрын
@@PantherAusfD1944 my headcanon right now is that the knew it would move but not that it would spread, because they thought the radiation therapy would work at controlling it
@artdog86263 жыл бұрын
God dammit... its a prison cell...
@BullyPop2 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to make this joke, I’m so glad someone was on the same wavelength as I am hahah.
@Lorendrawn2 жыл бұрын
Ba-dum-tss
@unholynoise30872 жыл бұрын
I came into this video, thinking "hah hah, crazy monster made of cells" because I'm hilarious and then it just ended up being what could be considered a world ending giant single called organism.
@sargentsteve71482 жыл бұрын
EEYYY
@IntelCoreI77700K2 жыл бұрын
Rick: "*Bur-urp... Morty... It's a prison cell" Morty: "Yeah Rick, I know, it's a prison" Rick: "No Morty *burp, you don't get it. Burp* its a prison CELL" Morty: "Wait. Wait the hell?"
@madhatter67903 жыл бұрын
Seems to me like Alcatraz has grown into a cancerous parasite, possibly due to the many deaths of the prisoners there and those odd ruins
@gameproadvancesp1482 жыл бұрын
The ruins are dead cells
@Classic-ip5dr2 жыл бұрын
@@gameproadvancesp148 god damn, it’s a fucking pun
@gameproadvancesp1482 жыл бұрын
@@Classic-ip5dr I didn’t say anything offensive
@Classic-ip5dr2 жыл бұрын
@@gameproadvancesp148 yeah I know
@scarwing24922 жыл бұрын
Looks like the earth itself has fucking developed cancer
@TopHatMacadamia3 жыл бұрын
Alcatraz is easily one of the most dangerous and under-utilized monuments in the entirety of the Monument Mythos thus far.
@hamstersamiright88372 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s cannon it the rest since a lot of monments would be dead.
@salsaordie2 жыл бұрын
@@hamstersamiright8837 Does anthying else in the mythos go past 2003?
@randomtrashbag7082 жыл бұрын
@@salsaordie only the videos by the young arnoldson and the Suez canal. everything else is pre 2000s
@PantherAusfD19442 жыл бұрын
@@salsaordie STARRYSPHINX and GIZAGAURDIAN too.
@panhandlesomen2 жыл бұрын
@@atomicbeenz7374 Das' right our boy Dean ain't allowing any alcatrazes to decimate shit
@MacGTheFrog3 жыл бұрын
I'm sending this to my biology teacher without context
@isaiasr75173 жыл бұрын
And what it happen?
@lucianorc6562 жыл бұрын
@@isaiasr7517 Thisss, I want to know what happened after
@DalekWho19632 жыл бұрын
I actually did this too yesterday lmao
@unholynoise30872 жыл бұрын
This is the only way to learn the biology of a cell and every teacher should know this
@gabrielx24_442 жыл бұрын
@@DalekWho1963 UPDATE PLEASE
@vektorthegreatestvewhoever31173 жыл бұрын
So: -The Statue of Liberty has something imprisoned in it (and it gets out sometimes) -The Lincoln Memorial is a prison for one person (???) -Mount Rushmore has giant fungal growths just jetting out of it (Currently on daily anti-fungal treatment) -Alcatraz is actual cancer (and it has spread to west texas) In the next stunning entry into this series, we will find out how the Grand Canyon is actually the Devils Anus! Jokes aside, I do quite like the series. Outside of LINCOLNLOOKER (which has more of an occult vibe to it), these are all very unique takes on (super-)natural horror. Additionally, the different ways these are portrayed are quite nice. LibertyLurker has a documentary vibe, LincolnLooker is more an investigative Interview, RushmoreRevenge has a found-footage quality to it and now this has a nice scientific paper/military strategy vibe to it, what with the reference to radiation therapy and very nicely drawn diagrams. Keep up the good work, Itching to see more!
@jeroldkelly56913 жыл бұрын
or that chimney rock NC state park is actually the exposed penis of a giant mountain sized creature that lies dormant in the mountain and the video would be called CHIMNEYROCKDEATHCLOCK.
@stoplightgaming23023 жыл бұрын
The Lincoln Memorial is a prison for many people, when a new president is elected they choose someone to sit in the Lincoln Memorial for 4 years, when there is a new president the person inside the memorial gets out and a new one comes in
@stoplightgaming23023 жыл бұрын
Alcatraz is now cancer? So Alcatraz is a disease someone gets?
@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel2 жыл бұрын
Previously: -The Washington Monument is a sacrificial hat for a giant unbreakable hair that causes wormholes! -The Sphynx is a trans galactic vehicle constantly under attack. -The Great Pyramids are just another collection of infinite clothes. -Air Force One.... well, it's gone high and 9/11d everything! Next time: Watch as a container ship blows up a canal, does the rave, and kills a 100th of the middle class of this unusually odd country.
@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel2 жыл бұрын
To tell you the truth, I really do like Monument Mythos just as much as everyone in this comment section.
@charondusk56082 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight: Alcatraz was a living organism, basically a LITERAL cell, which was seemingly quite content to just spin in place until they closed the prison, which seemingly cut off it's food supply. At that point, and ONLY at that point, it started to head towards the mainland, obviously looking for food, which would obviously be an extremely big problem. And the American Army's best idea to deal with this problem isn't to, y'know, reopen the prison and feed the thing again, no, their best idea is to TREAT IT WITH RADIATION when we've been able to link cancerous growths and radiation SINCE THE EARLY 1900's. Whoever decided that the NUKE IT route was the best route was not a very smart person.
@tommyfortress75152 жыл бұрын
Yours seem like the best explanation about what this is but what do you mean by it has cancer?
@Robsonski962 жыл бұрын
I can totally see Biden doing this.
@charondusk56082 жыл бұрын
@@tommyfortress7515 Alcatraz doesn't have cancer so much as it basically BECAME cancer. At it's most basic, cancer is where cells grow and replicate uncontrollably. By nuking it, they caused it to mutate and become a cancer cell, which in turn led to it rapidly multiplying and deciding that the west coast looked tasty.
@tommyfortress75152 жыл бұрын
@@charondusk5608 Oh That's a cool and horrifying explanation, thanks.
@HNBGamer2 жыл бұрын
to be fair that's the most american response anyway so they had it coming
@themonsteraddictmmxvi15642 жыл бұрын
The sheer fact that a giant landmass was moving as fast as a speedboat was low key kinda creepy
@thatL33Tboi2 жыл бұрын
“GODDAMNIT JOHN YOU GAVE ALCATRAZ CANCER WE’RE ALL DOOMED” “excuse me what” “THE PRISON, JOHN IT WAS A GIANT CELL” “a prison cell?” “YES” “…very funny rick” “LOOK OUTSIDE” “HOLY SHIT”
@noobethgamingtonthethird2 жыл бұрын
“john and rick have never been seen again and have been assumed to have been eaten by alcatraz .”
@HendrickNation92 жыл бұрын
I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW! HOLY SHIT THIS WAS HILARIOUS!
@emanresuaton2 жыл бұрын
*Gosh dang it
@hatedwoods2 жыл бұрын
@@emanresuaton 😑
@TheRealFocalors2 жыл бұрын
@@emanresuaton Oh I'm sorry, are you offended that this comment just violated the 2nd commandment?
@derpco.694202 жыл бұрын
Before therapy: Normal After therapy: Eldridge horror
@malc9542 жыл бұрын
American health prices for ya
@hattedmoron5552 жыл бұрын
@@malc954 This comment makes no sense at all.
@Sam-hh3ry2 жыл бұрын
@@hattedmoron555 yes it does
@Sam-hh3ry2 жыл бұрын
Eldritch
@thewolfleader5002 жыл бұрын
They gave the damn cell cancer, we're all fucked
@angelchavez12133 жыл бұрын
The Alcatraz Cell: -Created by the U.S. Government in an attempt to have enough prisons -Attempted to be killed by Radiation therapy -Has the capacity to move, and replicate -Communicates via a siren, Siren becomes louder if it considers something a threat -Usually attacks whatever it considers a threat by a pack motive, the original Alcatraz leading the rest -If an animal that the island considers a threat walks on the surface, the Alcatraz Cell releases a mysterious pathogen that slowly rots the animal from the outside, killing it within a painful 14 hours. The 2003 Alcatraz Attack: -After the attempt to kill it by radiation therapy, Alcatraz Cell considered the U.S. a threat. -In 1990, the Alcatraz Cell was beginning to duplicate in the Pacific Ocean -1995, Alcatraz Cell(s) stopped duplicating and began to move towards Texas -Ocassionally, some cells would get lost. This would cause the lost cell to blare a light siren. It seemed to be aware of non threatening humans that just wanted to help it. -Humans that it considered a threat would be infected with a biological agent that slowly deteriorated their flesh. -In 2000, the Navy started to fire against the Alcatraz Cells. This caused the cells to duplicate, and they eventually overtook the ships. -In 2003, the Alcatraz Cells reached Texas. There, citizens described a blaring siren that grew louder and louder by the second. -After what seemed like years of fighting, the Army ceased fire. The Alcatraz Cells were given the entire Gulf of Mexico. -In total, 6,857 people went deaf, and 91 died to the mysterious pathogen. -17 years later, the Alcatraz Cells have begun to make landfall again. -As of now, 54 cells have been counted that are part of the hivemind.
@redenginner3 жыл бұрын
By 2020 the Alcatraz has colonized and consumed 50% of the north american continent,but is threatened by its new natural predator,Cuba.
@user-xs8kf9fu2x3 жыл бұрын
well you must be tired of writng
@kirbly28543 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t necessary, but thanks anyway. Much appreciated
@LordVader10943 жыл бұрын
Ehh, don't much like this. Having it distinguish between humans who want to "help" as well as the element of "considering something a threat" takes the fear factor away due to it being not only defensive but also somehow capable of distinguishing human motivations. Meaning it's far less mysterious.
@Bl00prs3 жыл бұрын
@@LordVader1094 I disagree with this. I think that this shows a perfect explanation of the entirety of the video, as well as what happened after its public release. Even the cheesy parts, like us trying to help the cell, and the cells knowing who is not a threat seem realistic in today’s world. There are a few individuals who would help them.
@linstough3 жыл бұрын
"As of 2020 the Alcatraz Zone extends to West Texas" that's just terrifying
@dippinrice2 жыл бұрын
What's the Alcatraz zone???
@TheKenchanx2 жыл бұрын
@@dippinrice A zone. Full of Alcatrazes.
@theallmightyloaf86442 жыл бұрын
Thank God I live in east texas
@dippinrice2 жыл бұрын
Slap my ingorence but it's a zone full of prisons ?
@TheKenchanx2 жыл бұрын
@@dippinrice SENTIENT prisons. Kind of looks like they're some kind of giant amoeba
@BayBrick1172 жыл бұрын
As of 2021 the housing situation has been fixed by renovating the cells to apartments.
@BayBrick1172 жыл бұрын
@@mackinner Good job team! We did it.
@malc9542 жыл бұрын
The evaporating incident of 2020 has its benifits, like free rent in you new alkatraz apartment
@randomvideosiguess29172 жыл бұрын
lol
@Brasswatchman8 ай бұрын
Apartments... with bars on the windows.
@georgeofhamilton3 жыл бұрын
That's a really cool concept, but I don't get how Alcatraz could move so quickly after therapy when previously it would've taken decades to reach the coast.
@redenginner3 жыл бұрын
Radiation induced mutation or some sort of threat response.
@wilmagregg31313 жыл бұрын
its sapient apparently it didnt consider anything a threat to it so didnt care but after being hit with a radiation beam it considered the entire usa a threat so multplied and rushed
@adankmeme6512 жыл бұрын
It grew legs?
@ScootyPuffJrSux2 жыл бұрын
It's a self replicating prison island for gods sake it can move fast if it wants to
@herobane64882 жыл бұрын
wasn't in a hurry until it realized it was in danger
@seabase33622 жыл бұрын
"This is getting out of hand! Now there is two of them!"
@inlazlowetrust2 жыл бұрын
More like 10 of 'em
@Bug02212 жыл бұрын
"I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!"
@sdmedia13232 жыл бұрын
“For Christ’s sake! That is Alcatraz! Not a goddamn rabbit! Why are there so many of them?!”
@deviatedseptum7483 жыл бұрын
"Alright, what were the results of our semiannual inspection?" (long cigar draw) "Ya prison's got cancah." "I-I'm sorry?" (sigh) "Look pal, whaddya got between dem ears? Ya prison's got cancah. Not my problem. That'll be $200."
@tarabell26782 жыл бұрын
He'll have cancah too if he keeps smokin' em' cigahs like that...
@zakkymiftahurrahman16652 жыл бұрын
@@tarabell2678 His lungs got cancah. Not my problem.
@HarmonicVector3 жыл бұрын
Mob of the Dead protags accidentally brought the Alcatraz from hell and now it has consumed half of America.
@evagineer91652 жыл бұрын
No it was Brutus wanting revenge on U.S. for not giving him enough hot pockets, because he’ll have him Fish cassaroles instead
@lemony8142 жыл бұрын
Ah, that was my shit back in the day. :)
@crabohato49543 жыл бұрын
Sorry about Alcatraz, that's my fault. Passed some rough kidney stones and it just floated away. You know how it is.
@Kabuki_YT2 жыл бұрын
understandable have a nice day
@Sylarh2 жыл бұрын
I love when Alcatraz reproduces by mitosis
@BullyPop2 жыл бұрын
The big question is exactly how this all ties into the developing storyline in season two. It could very well be that some of the earlier videos were more of a one shot than a cohesive story, but the early world building that’s been cohesive throughout makes me think otherwise.
@jaydeem12642 жыл бұрын
I really hope the first 3 and airforceoneangel get ignored for the rest of the series. Def the weakest part of it
@Mike-7392 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeem1264 i think AIRFORCEANGEL was elaborated on in ROCKEFELLERREVELATION And I also feel like LINCOLNLOOKER was important for the Arnoldson storyline
@jaydeem12642 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-739 first three is LIBERTYLURKER, RUSHMOREREVENGE, and this one, not Lincoln Looker
@Mike-7392 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeem1264 so im assuming its the website order and its just youtube beinv youtube, my apologies
@atomicbeenz73742 жыл бұрын
AIRFORCEONEFALLENANGEL just called and said hello
@director53253 жыл бұрын
Alcatraz seems to either have been built or mutated into a sort of entity with its blueprints with similar structures to that of a giant cell. It is also quite capable of self-duplication, and has been responsible for the Alcatraz Attack of 2004. This attack involved a number of anomalous "islands" assaulting Western Texas, exposing a significant amount of unsuspecting people to a pathogen of unknown origin. The outbreak was thankfully contained before it could deal any amount of significant damage and the government paid a significant amount in monetary compensation to any survivors. However, they did suppress and remove any records regarding this incident until it was dug up recently. Good night, 098
@aaronprewitt3442 жыл бұрын
SCP wiki called, they want you for SCP-098 'The Alcatraz attack'
@destroyerofturtles5024 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronprewitt344 isn’t 098 the surgeon crabs
@sonofadeadmeme2 жыл бұрын
"and on the map we have *t h e r u i n s,* The tennis court, and *the rough endoplasmic reticulum* " I'm starting to wonder what horrors dwell in the tennis court if its in the same area as the previously mentioned "unusual" objects
@Filipokerface Жыл бұрын
tennis is scary as hell
@user-pr6ed3ri2k Жыл бұрын
for some reeason i thought it was ribosome
@user-pr6ed3ri2k Жыл бұрын
(the endoplasmic reticulum)
@jonas_5190 Жыл бұрын
@@Filipokerface aren't those the little dots in the reticulum?
@MaliEmpireKing3 ай бұрын
I thought it was the Golgi apparatus due to the fact that it was pretty far from the nucleus
@thehonorablereverendaddiso19433 жыл бұрын
Al Capone is PISSED
@Cudge13 жыл бұрын
2080: Alcatraz Zone reaches Chicago. Swing music plays at deafening volume as The Capone ascends.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso19433 жыл бұрын
@@Cudge1 *_T H E K I N G I S B A C K_*
@samtinkle90763 жыл бұрын
Al Capone Does M̶y̶ ̶S̶h̶i̶r̶t̶s̶ Chicago In
@plushiez_show88272 жыл бұрын
2090: alcatraz starts to fly and crashes onto hot springs
@thehonorablereverendaddiso19432 жыл бұрын
@@plushiez_show8827 Nah, it was turned into Capone's capital
@dddavyjay8493 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Caretaker
@thehonorablereverendaddiso19433 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@DTheAustralian3 жыл бұрын
@@JRWells08 No, that’s Justice.
@DTheAustralian3 жыл бұрын
@Binski 122 I’m guessing no, just that it has a similar vibe to the songs used by the Caretaker, as well as how he edits them.
@bagasbramantyo97172 жыл бұрын
the song is a slowed down version of This Time Its Real by Horace Heidt
@mangoslormpy76182 жыл бұрын
All wackiness aside, I'm just imagining the immense fear and terror the inmates must have felt seeing a cell break down their cellmate before it would inevitably devour them
@renzopalominosanchez82358 ай бұрын
Ellos estaban encima de un inmenso monstruo
@ciannagle21172 жыл бұрын
"THERE IS NO PROPHECY, THERE IS ONLY ME".
@eng3d3 жыл бұрын
Frank Morris: At last, I am free. Alcatraz: haha.. .no.
@TheRealKingofGotham13 жыл бұрын
Nice shout out to an often forgotten Clint Eastwood movie. Love Escape from Alcatraz
@darthbiz20953 жыл бұрын
top-tier joke
@chloskyskies43992 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealKingofGotham1 … Frank Morris was a real person who attempted (succeeded?) to escape Alcatraz
@pentirin2 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO PROPHECY! THERE IS ONLY ME!
@discipleofdagon81952 жыл бұрын
Alcatraz Checkmate
@darthbiz20953 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I'd been forced to contain violent criminals for decades, I'd probably snap and gradually evaporate the West Coast too.
@ps928092 жыл бұрын
man just take california we dont care
@Guy964773 ай бұрын
Man I live in the Bay Area and it’s a shithole just take it
@Chrnan67102 жыл бұрын
1:23 Obviously that's the Alcatraz Endoplasmic Reticulum, everyone learns that in biology class
@20one552 жыл бұрын
Here after the Ed Dwight paradox. Literal chills omg, it’s been a wild ride.
@TheLandOfDreams2 жыл бұрын
Other analog horrors have plots centered around mind control, fake people, infection, haunted tapes, etc. but this one was just like What if Alcatraz underwent mitosis and honestly I kind of love it. amazing work, i am thoroughly confused and terrified
@nolotheshayde52272 жыл бұрын
I- at first my brain was like "mmm yes the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" as a joke, and I realized-
@jacksteggles68453 жыл бұрын
How do you not have more subscribers? These are some of the most unique and interesting takes on horror that I've ever really seen!
@rizon722 жыл бұрын
This is horror? How? I'm laughing a these they are so silly.
@lemony8142 жыл бұрын
@@rizon72 How are they silly?🤨
@rizon722 жыл бұрын
@@lemony814 They sure are not horror.
@thatwatermelon58062 жыл бұрын
@@rizon72 ok didn't ask + ratio
@thugpugger Жыл бұрын
@@rizon72technically they aren’t but to me they seem like documentaries
@Wesyan19992 жыл бұрын
i watched the start and thought "lmao that looks like the Golgi complex" but it actually was
@drunkensailor57713 жыл бұрын
Your animation and editing have improved a ton, nice work
@georgeofhamilton3 жыл бұрын
I'm at "ALCATRAZOSIS" now-is Alcatraz a gigantic single-cellular organism?
@theclass66boi722 жыл бұрын
y e s
@camillezoleta1123 Жыл бұрын
Its in me
@KhanCrete3 жыл бұрын
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the alcatraz
@terbentur29433 жыл бұрын
The music gives me caretaker vibes
@ChristianNeises2 жыл бұрын
What I love about this episode is that I figured out the basic idea without even getting through the 1st minute, and it still had me all the way through. Wish I found this a year ago.
@bagofdoritos23 ай бұрын
“Sir, it seems that Alcatraz is heading towards us. What will we do?” “There is nothing we can do..”
@Dunno19992 жыл бұрын
RIP San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Tucson, Albuquerque, Santa Fe, and El Paso
@mandridhugh95552 жыл бұрын
It's all starting to make a little more sense each time.
@theIargedude3 жыл бұрын
i never knew alcatraz had a golgi apparatus
@NeutralCivilian82642 жыл бұрын
That’s the endoplasmic reticulum bro
@HosheaManein2 жыл бұрын
This video makes the word "prison cell" more biogically logical...
@Ali-xj6lf Жыл бұрын
“Honey i need you to pick the kids up from school that fucking island came over and ate our house”
@jamesmedia82763 жыл бұрын
Get the slideshow/projected movement music as it's own thing. It's super catchy
@at_witts_end3470 Жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO PROPHECY. THERE IS ONLY ME.
@mattmcdonough32822 жыл бұрын
This is the most elaborate set up for a "prison cell" pun I've ever seen.
@connormac44012 жыл бұрын
We’ve come full circle. Alcatraz saved humanity
@JulienDavid20244 ай бұрын
The speed change in the expansion of the Alcatraz Zone is very strange.
@mojavefry26172 жыл бұрын
ALCATRAZ CHECKMATE
@MechDragon108 Жыл бұрын
0:00 - Observing the island 2 days before it is hit by Radiation in a test 0:22 - Island Diagram 0:49 - Morgue ( A place to store bodies ) 1:34 - Observing the island 1 day before it is hit by Radiation in a test 1:41 - "Alcatrazosis" A diagram explaining how the island can reproduce and duplicate via Mitosis 2:24 - Observing the island during Radiation testing 2:40 - The island projected to move toward land because of it being shut down and no longer being fed prisoners 3:04 - The island consumes people or objects on land to continue growing and reproducing 3:27 - Observing the island 1 day after it is hit and provoked by Radiation testing
@IshijimaKairo3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till the *island start walking*
@wittycommentator2 жыл бұрын
"Wait, it's all Alcatraz?" "Always has been"
@hiide0us1233 жыл бұрын
Riveting prequel to the Mystery Flesh Pit : The Mystery Prison Cell !
@cornelius.H2 жыл бұрын
the most terrifying thing about this series is the old timey 40s music with the crackle sound effect over it. if you know you know
@AIXITstageleft2 жыл бұрын
Ok, so I went to Alcatraz twice. Once as a kid and once as an adult. It's a creepy place with a heavy vibe. But I'm going to put my two cents in here and say that the island didn't eat dead prisoners, it fed off of live prisoners souls. I think we can see proof of that in the state of decay of the city by the bay in 2022. If you take a look at the condition of SF these days, I'd say there isn't a soul left there. Ok, maybe a few, but whoa, it's bad.
@hungedteddy79712 жыл бұрын
Kinda makes you wonder if the land has placed a curse on the American people. The sins we have committed to the continent and it's people have now began to take their toll.
@Cooe.2 жыл бұрын
Lol, found the inevitable angry alt right incel.
@colonelcampbellsoup63182 жыл бұрын
There are so many puns and dad jokes in this comment section and I love it.
@Wabbajock_Dugatti2 жыл бұрын
......Colonel, you there?
@radioffIine2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There’s an entire subsection of Alcatraz Island that was dedicated to baking bread for the prisoners’ consumption.
@mrhackerdz54312 жыл бұрын
Gives the "Prison cell" a whole new meaning
@stephenlyall77592 жыл бұрын
The surveillance society was proposed by Thomas More to account for his version of what a Utopia might be like. The panopticon was the prisons concept for blinding prisoners to the idea they were all being watched all the time. Orwell’s 1984 proposed a similar system with telescreens. Out in the wide world away from closed institutions there had to be a way of evoking the same feeling. Fear is easy to spread with good media. Surveillance, like an island is a metaphor for isolation.
@evans5153 Жыл бұрын
Wow...
@TalesofDrCreepYPasta5 ай бұрын
Both times I saw the "__ days before therapy" thing,I just thought of the island sitting in the stereotypical therapy chair,somehow having been shrunken down,and with a therapist sitting across from it,asking it questions. Also,I'm going to nickname the island "Alcaty" because nobody can stop me.
@M.G.200011 ай бұрын
The scariest thing is that the simulation expected the Alcatraz Zone in 2020 to still be located in the San Francisco Harbor IF THE ISLAND WAS LET UNTOUCHED, but the nuclear treatment has accelerated the process and Alcatraz has already eaten half of the continent by that year. Doing nothing would have saved milions of lives for decades.
@prototyperegretevator2 жыл бұрын
Back in the day, they said you couldn’t escape Alcatraz. But they were proven wrong. But now, you really can’t escape Alcatraz. It’s here. It’s there, everywhere. Sometimes, something that’s proven wrong can become right. And sometimes, the consequences are nasty. Very nasty.
@user-xtambourineguyАй бұрын
I really like this video. It makes you wonder not only what Alcatraz is, but also how does it move?? Does it simply float on the surface, does it have a cluster of tendrils and arms underneath that drag it along the sea bed… it’s left to the imagination.
@WobblesandBean2 жыл бұрын
This soundtrack is giving me "Everywhere at the end of Time" flashbacks
@TEAR_STAINED_MINCEMEAT7 ай бұрын
What im getting at here is alcatraz is basically its own form of living entity that is trying to expand a zone idk but love the video anyways
@snowsong71082 жыл бұрын
This series is interesting as it seems like these occurrences are an accepted facet of life not unlike natural disasters; the thing under Liberty, the Alcatraz cell, they're all just dangerous natural phenomena.
@mydude76012 жыл бұрын
Dammit, we lost Texas to a sentient island
@jacinath2 жыл бұрын
A video claiming that Alcatraz is a gigantic sentient cell is *not* what I thought I'd see today. God I love this series and I've only just begun watching it
@alarmlessRifleman7 ай бұрын
When I first watched this episode, I just thought "huh, Alcatraz is a living organism, neat" and didn't give it any mind. But THEN the AlcatrazApocalypse happens. AND the Alcatraz Checkmate. AND Donald Trump's death on Alcatraz island. The music from this episode is engraved in my very pores, I swear, it gives me goosebumps every time I hear a reprise of its theme; the Alcatraz episode only gains more and more relevance as the story progresses.
@rx7ro6123 жыл бұрын
these videos are genuinely amazing.
@somanyquestions31132 жыл бұрын
I just realized, throughout the video you can see a bunch of parts of a animal cell in the layout of the island, like the mitochondria at 0:43-0:47 or the endoplasmic reticulum at 1:21-1:25 and then the whole alcatrazosis just so happens to look just like mitosis, so my theory is that this thing is literally a big ‘ol cell. This also makes sense cuz its a jail. (Jail… like cell? Jail-cell)
@SpookCheds2 жыл бұрын
This has a scp foundation vibe to it. Mystery Anomaly’s Weird stuff
@charles-vi7qb2 жыл бұрын
not everything is scp when it involves those things
@nixinox3182 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, rejoice! For San Francisco has finally been wiped off the map.
@nekoyin804010 ай бұрын
never thought i would see cell division in an analog horror video but here we are
@jobah6199 ай бұрын
I love how mellow all the music is in this series
@nerfer200 Жыл бұрын
The Last Son of Alcatraz will sit the throne
@Samuello2024 Жыл бұрын
*THERE IS NO THRONE!* *THERE IS ONLY ME!* -Knight.
@JamboreeBlackberry Жыл бұрын
I loved the part where Alcatraz said “It’s Alcatrazin time” and Alcatrazed the whole American population
@Cubeytheawesome7 ай бұрын
Alcatraz becoming a hivemind organism is the funniest thing in all of fiction
@blazi402 жыл бұрын
"Is that a mitochondria or a golgi thing? No, that's a silly guess lmao" Little did I know
@WobblesandBean2 жыл бұрын
1:25 Yup....that's a Golgi Apparatus.
@shadowjackal48272 жыл бұрын
i love the ads at the end of the video, help you cope with the horrible things you just watched
@sniclops152 жыл бұрын
"So it's a map of Alcatraz and... Wait is that a freaking Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum?"
@Remedy-ks1ql2 жыл бұрын
This would make a good character
@at_witts_end3470 Жыл бұрын
Especially if it was like Batman!
@Samuello2024 Жыл бұрын
@@at_witts_end3470 IMAGINE IF HE FOUGHT ALIENS!
@jotarokujo4787 Жыл бұрын
@@Samuello2024 that’ll be lame
@lord_bobanewname40697 ай бұрын
Holy balls! Who knew some minor character would be a main component/villain more than the main villain itself
@WMSR_7343 жыл бұрын
that is called bio-fusion ( when metal/stone become organic cells )
@PantherAusfD19442 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a fellow shed 17 and project G-1 watcher I see.
@sdmedia13232 жыл бұрын
Guys… pretty sure this is Soullular Introduction. Where something non-biological gains biological functions, possibly even a thought process similar to that of a human. Yes, bio-fusion is a non-biological thing gaining a human conscience, but that is the process of combining a human with an inanimate object. This is just outright giving the object, the Alcatraz prison, a mind. And not even the devil knows what it wants.
@s.o.4956 Жыл бұрын
bro this is weird but I let my 2 year old niece have one of my earbuds while I was watching this & she just stared at the computer & listened for like ten minutes LMAO and she’s super high energy, so ig the shining music chilled her out
@kenfeldman9449 Жыл бұрын
Admittedly, I found out about this via Wendigoons fist video about it. But after his recent upload I came over to check it out for myself and , honestly, there's a reason his videos about it are so lengthy. There's such rich development in even he most unassuming entry, and seriously Alex, what you've done here is incredible, and everyone else, show this man some love. I hope you continue creating, both inside and outside of this world you've built. Your work is captivating.
@lordhapax74142 жыл бұрын
"Everybody gangsta till you scape Alcatraz and the island starts chasing you" -Al Capone, probably
@dmwc3332 жыл бұрын
First the moon, neptune, the statue of liberty, mount rushmore, and now alcatraz?!?! cant have shit on earth
@jaydeem12642 жыл бұрын
And then they went and turnt Jesus into an alternate. Gahd damn
@erickamakeeaina1649 Жыл бұрын
It's interesting how the music is unsettling here, yet is triumphant to hear in the Nixonverse finale
@Pure-ck9vk2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Bobby you still want to go on that fishing trip?" "I don't know let me check the weather real quick" **Looks out window** "Well it doesn't look like a storm is approaching so- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"