Alien: Covenant Pitch Meeting
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3 жыл бұрынStep inside the pitch meeting that led to Alien: Covenant!
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Ridley Scott’s Alien franchise is a classic in the world of sci-fi and horror. So like all things that were successful at a certain point in time, Hollywood decided to bring it back in the past decade. Alien: Covenant hit theatres in 2017 and was a follow-up to Prometheus, while also being kind of a sequel to Alien and Aliens? It’s a little blurry.
Alien: Covenant definitely raises some questions. Like why is James Franco in this? Why are some significant scenes on the internet instead of in the movie? Why isn’t anyone wearing protective gear on an alien planet? How does everyone not see how obviously evil David is? Why did that girl lock her friend in a room with an alien, only to go in a few seconds later after the alien got her? Why does David think that Xenomorphs are so perfect?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Alien: Covenant! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@mikdan8813 3 жыл бұрын
'Do all characters have brain damage?' Everything makes sense now.
@Jebu911 3 жыл бұрын
They should have explained that cryo does temporary brain damage for a while. Would have explained most of it
@Sixstringman 3 жыл бұрын
All the writers and producers and directors certainly did.
@ben-san9677 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even feel like that was Producer Guy saying that. I think that was just Ryan George's honest take on the movie.
@kornaxon3522 3 жыл бұрын
Also, the movie makers counted on brain-damaged audience.
@wyrmh0le 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sixstringman Yeah but they couldn't exactly put a line in the movie about how everyone was snorting massive amounts of coke
@BioYuGi 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 Unironically, the idea that the characters all have brain damage because they were forcibly woken from cryo-sleep makes the whole movie make a lot more sense.
@karlhans6678 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@LUCNUKEM 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe their brain damage is what got them put on that ship & made to go live on an uninhabited world.
@MuhammadAli-qh8tg 3 жыл бұрын
Damn good point actually
@v4vndta911 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this 😂😂😂😂
@kossettereaditte7552 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you cracked the secret of the movie
@jasminefrazier7182 3 жыл бұрын
“Do all the characters have brain damage or what’s up?” “They might!”
@deeya 2 жыл бұрын
The Producer Guy's face before saying this killed me! 😂
@36AjT9 2 жыл бұрын
@@deeya i honestly do not stop laughing watching these videos 🤣😂🤣
@sicparvismagna9370 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marconotonfacebook3480 2 жыл бұрын
Just like the screen writers did... This movie contains so much unexplained stupidity that it is overwhelming.
@otakuman706 2 жыл бұрын
One of my all time fav PM quotes and delivery 🤣
@ilovegarradors 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, i saw this movie in theaters and at the "you blow and i'll do the fingering" line i was the only person in the entire theater to laugh. It was a sad day for humanity.
@dashs1496 Жыл бұрын
Did all the people in the theater have brain damage or what?
@Warrior_Culture Жыл бұрын
@@dashs1496 No, they were all just hardcore Alien franchise fans, all simultaneously dying inside.
@76reliant Жыл бұрын
OR, maybe, um there was a lot of um, blowing and uh, fingering going on in the theater?????
@BassLineProductionsI Жыл бұрын
I laughed in theaters at that as well! I think there were only maybe 6 other people in the whole theater with me though
@0hMyGandhi Жыл бұрын
saw it opening night in L.A, in a packed theater, and the entire theater erupted with laughter. There's no way that that scene was meant to be taken seriously. The screenwriters can't be that dense, can they? Probably. They probably are.
@SamWizeIII 3 жыл бұрын
"an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v" my new favorite joke from this whole series.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
He should put in that joke, word for word, in his next three Pitch Meetings.
@Test-vr3kf 3 жыл бұрын
Mac users be like, "huh"?
@youknow_nothing 3 жыл бұрын
Same, so i'll homage your comment
@Mike-kc5ew 3 жыл бұрын
@@Test-vr3kf As ctrl c ctrl v is ubiquitous, I'm pretty sure at least most mac users know what it is, even if they (we) use command c command v. ;)
@dennisconcepcion1108 3 жыл бұрын
"an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v" my new favorite joke from this whole series I agree.
@SweenyTodd98 3 жыл бұрын
"if you raise massive question and don't provide answers that's mysterious." Ah, the JJ Abrams method.
@z00ropa 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Prometheus and Covenant were so bad that one would think JJ Abrams made them.
@jjones1032 3 жыл бұрын
The JJ Abrams method isn't just not providing answers, it's not having them in the first place.
@newworldsound 3 жыл бұрын
@@z00ropa One of his writers did, if I remember correctly
@Saimeren 3 жыл бұрын
Why 98 and not 07?
@boncret 3 жыл бұрын
ah true, the great Lost Desaster.. A Pitch Meeting on that would be great.
@jaggy32 3 жыл бұрын
Screen Rant needs to know the ONLY reason I still know who they are is because of this man.
@dancrane3807 3 жыл бұрын
What is this Screen Rant that everyone yammers on about?
@asherujudo7383 3 жыл бұрын
It's kinda sad though, cause Ryan's channel would be way more popular if this series was uploaded there. He'd have millions of subscribers.
@matthewfairchild3846 3 жыл бұрын
Unclear
@hitchslap8254 3 жыл бұрын
I think they know. He probably has the CEO's parking space..............and his office.
@louisaparker 2 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that Screen Rant is more than just these pitch meetings?
@dryster123 7 ай бұрын
"Weren't the humans gone when Walter got his face cut? - nobody knew about that part?" Absolutely classic!
@zakerycollins1950 3 жыл бұрын
The quality of this series is some of the most consistent on all of KZfaq.
@xanderguldie 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, even though it's just one guy with a greenscreen
@blaze556922 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's also extremely low budget and uses one person lol
@MadCapMag 3 жыл бұрын
Mocking mainstream films is consistently easy to do.
@oddballskull1941 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the rest of screen rant is trash
@wildcardproductions6010 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@daddydreet145 3 жыл бұрын
David is single handedly carrying this franchise. especially now he cut off his hand.
@joanbennettnyc 3 жыл бұрын
"I would applaud that, but, well, you know..." -- David
@dezperado9365 3 жыл бұрын
On the irony.... i won't mention parallels with "screen rant"...
@cn.st.182 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Screen rant would be dead without - wait what..?
@dezperado9365 3 жыл бұрын
@@cn.st.182 Mixing metaphors is TIGHT! And challenging....
@chaseboen2448 3 жыл бұрын
That is a good one 🤔🤣
@tyronejohnson8683 Жыл бұрын
"Characters have to say things sometimes, and this is a thing this character can say." That explained the entire movie!!!
@willmurray9179 5 ай бұрын
I watched half of prometheus, then came here for both pitch meetings, and now i can go on with my life. Thank you for the gift
@Sharivari 3 жыл бұрын
"Immediately reversing your convictions is tight." - "No it's not." - "I agree." Underrated.
@Penndel 3 жыл бұрын
Only 6 hours ago? I was just about to post this comment my KZfaq twin, except I was gonna add "I may or may not have rewatched this line 5 times" Xd
@peesafpayper9688 3 жыл бұрын
no it's not underrated
@VIGNESHWARRR 3 жыл бұрын
Wow didn't catch that. Subtle ironic touch.
@peterzerfass4609 3 жыл бұрын
Too meta.
@mattbritton6222 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, got me. Too good.
@devincreislerstudios 3 жыл бұрын
“Immediately reversing your convictions is tight! No it’s not. I agree.”
@DragonBallUniversity 3 жыл бұрын
This might’ve been the best joke in Pitch Meeting history...
@vegasbeebi 3 жыл бұрын
This is Monty Python Life of Brian level humor
@DarkmanPoe 3 жыл бұрын
Probably my new favorite Pitch Meeting moment.
@TheLuigigalaxy 3 жыл бұрын
5:51
@MorganEdgy 3 жыл бұрын
@@DragonBallUniversity No, it's not.
@steve16384 Жыл бұрын
By my calculations, watching this was 37,000 times more entertaining than watching the film.
@Starf0x1789 2 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same reaction as the producer guy when that one lady locked her friend in the lab, let her die, went back in the lab, fell and then blew up the ship. I was like wtf man! Lol
@finnanima2413 Жыл бұрын
I think that was the hardest I ever laughed for this channel!
@andrewturner7128 10 ай бұрын
Oh, so it's a comedy?
@webknows 3 жыл бұрын
it's unbelievable how these pitch meetings never get old. maybe it's because the writing and delivery are so good. Ryan, you're a very talented individual.
@PsuedoNymrod 3 жыл бұрын
A very talented set of individuals. ;-)
@jasonross5358 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan is lucky to have found a decent foil to act with.
@RCaIabraro 3 жыл бұрын
As long as there are insightful observations delivered with irony and wit, they will never get old
@nomad6737 3 жыл бұрын
Being a very talented individual is tight
@MensHominis 3 жыл бұрын
It's also the way in which he keeps his memes fresh by applying them in altered or totally unexpected ways *(pow pow pow ... pow),* so we basically become thrilled for the How as much as for the What.
@MrShortM 3 жыл бұрын
"So, you have some confusion for me?" "Yes, sir! I do!"
@CommanderShepard-wq3wo 3 жыл бұрын
Stupidity*
@derlich09 3 жыл бұрын
"So, you have some utter nonsense for me?" "Yes, sir! I do! LOTS!!!"
@YungDubee88 3 жыл бұрын
🤪🤪
@badomens8465 3 жыл бұрын
"we're gonna pretend it's a big twist later" -movies these days
@Ackalan 2 жыл бұрын
It was a big controversy with "Passengers" (2016) that people saw the trailer and couldn't predict the plot twist.
@chatteyj 19 күн бұрын
@@Ackalan huh? That was actually an ok film.
@jamesroot8135 2 жыл бұрын
My head cannon for this movie is that Wayland went full on Vault Tech and intentionally put the dumbest possible people on this ship as a social experiment. It makes the movie like 10 times better.
@garytwinem5275 Жыл бұрын
Colonists are well known for being dumbasses, as the Colonial Marines opine in "Aliens" 🙂
@mkvv5687 10 ай бұрын
They must have been on the “B” ark.
@user-co8uy5rb2s Ай бұрын
Canon
@siimtokke3461 3 жыл бұрын
"She is badass looking female character with short hair in an Alien movie" "There it is, that's a main character right there" This is just pure gold.
@kristylewandowski8485 3 жыл бұрын
"She is a bad*** looking female..." (shows picture) "Is that Snow White?" "It could be! Everyone knows Snow White was the biggest bad*** female! She served seven small men and was easily tricked on multiple occasions by her stepmother in disguise." "I think you might be confusing 'hapless' with bad***." "Woopsie!" "Woops!"
@214warzone 3 жыл бұрын
Killing off Noomi Rapace and replacing her with some basic chick is NOT tight!
@mnmsaregood1 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums of most movies/shows these days
@chillywill 3 жыл бұрын
I would love a channel that has the writers come on and react to these videos and try to explain themselves would be gold.
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
"Real Hollywood Writers React To Pitch Meetings" needs to be a thing, I agree.
@anthonygusman9909 3 жыл бұрын
The setting should be a court room and the writers are on trial for shitty writing
@chillywill 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonygusman9909 🤣Your charges are wow wow wow wow.
@joecoolberry911 3 жыл бұрын
The closest thing I can think of is The Russo Brothers reacting to honest trailers
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
@@chillywill "How do you plead?" "Your honor, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that."
@favourtobi7934 2 жыл бұрын
The way producer guy says "Oh my God" cracks me up every single time🤣🤣
@Colinkrauss1 9 ай бұрын
I can’t really explain it, but at 4:54, the way Screenwriter Guy is looking at his script and delivers the line “Yeah, just the perfect organism.” is one of the funniest and most unique moments in all of Pitch Meeting history. It makes it seem like Screenwriter Guy dismisses and ignores Producer Guy pointing out the plot holes. He doesn’t even respect him enough to make eye contact. And then he pretends that everything supports his narrative, repeating “Yeah, just the perfect organism.“ as if Producer Guy had been making positive and encouraging statements about the script the whole time.
@MrSpectralmania 4 ай бұрын
That's one of my favourite person pars too 👍
@noxlupa2996 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah and he gives himself a sliced up face just like Walter has.” “Weren’t the humans gone when that happened like none of them were there.” “Oh yeah but he did that for the audience cause they were present during the fight.” “Ohhhh that’s nice of him!” “A very considerate evil robot!” “Wowowowowow-“
@avithedev 3 жыл бұрын
Too much pitch meetings in this one
@autumneagle 3 жыл бұрын
I read all that in the voices
@avithedev 3 жыл бұрын
@@autumneagle same 😭😭
@luminoustorus548 3 жыл бұрын
David knows about us? Welcome to the end ladies and gentlemen
@vedangsinghal3038 3 жыл бұрын
Robot broke the 4th wall, are they programmed to be able to do that.
@billc.2627 3 жыл бұрын
Pitch Meeting is a master class in film criticism mixed with comedy. Wow. Wow. Wow. Good job Ryan making all of this look super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@halloweenfriday 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, mixing film criticism with comedy is TIGHT!
@weirdwest1702 3 жыл бұрын
More like film roasting than criticism.
@StanSays 3 жыл бұрын
It's like Honest trailers or Cinemasins, but Pitch Meetings are actually good
@shardinhand1243 3 жыл бұрын
oh, making things look easy is tight!
@shardinhand1243 3 жыл бұрын
@@StanSays ouch, agreed, for cinemasins, honest trailers is pretty funny.
@sera404 2 жыл бұрын
3:15 I like how the latest scene was enough to just make the producer pause with a gobsmacked expression haha
@nessat6335 2 жыл бұрын
"Immediately reversing your convictions is tight!" "No it's not" "I agree" LMAO, I'm dying
@vasyan123 8 ай бұрын
No, you are not.
@nessat6335 8 ай бұрын
@@vasyan123 I agree!
@AQCorner 3 жыл бұрын
Almost choked on my food on that homework line, guess that's what I get for eating during a pitch meeting xD
@badasstrebek 3 жыл бұрын
same!
@killwalker 3 жыл бұрын
Almost choked on my food at the CTRL C CTRL V part 😂
@dezperado9365 3 жыл бұрын
"Homework is TIGHT!" Said nobody ever.... in the history of homework, and of history...
@SRP3572 3 жыл бұрын
Oooh almost dying while watching KZfaq is TIGHT
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
@@SRP3572 I died while watching the Lord of the Rings pitch meetings. Its ok, though. I came back as Wesley the White. I used to be Wesley the Gray.
@livetime5815 3 жыл бұрын
"Why do they make an android with growing hair?" LMAO. That's a very valid point.
@christianhardtofind6349 3 жыл бұрын
Same question I have with the Terminator having aging flesh in Terminator Genysis.
@stevedenis8292 3 жыл бұрын
Do the finger nails and toe nails also grow or would those be add ons ?
@generalyellor8188 3 жыл бұрын
They're ALL valid points, that's why Ryan is so popular on KZfaq.
@Jebu911 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianhardtofind6349 made more sense in terminator as it is living human tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
@martianastronaut4917 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianhardtofind6349 In the case of the Terminator, the aim was to have them infiltrate the resistance strongholds, so Skynet probably needed them to look as realistic as possible with organic flesh and skin to not arose the suspicions of the humans. David on the other hand, doesn't have that excuse.
@guestaccount494 3 жыл бұрын
"Do all the characters have brain damage or..." - "Yeah I Guess" Comedy Genius
@dennislemmermann7536 8 ай бұрын
"Well, see, if you raise MASSIVE questions and then don't provide answers for them, that's mysterious" is the entire plot of Donnie Darko
@youareawesome5236 3 жыл бұрын
These 2 bloke's have such good chemistry onscreen.
@nhmooytis7058 3 жыл бұрын
Even look a little bit alike.....
@youareawesome5236 3 жыл бұрын
@@nhmooytis7058 probably helps with the chemistry.
@nonplayercharacter6478 3 жыл бұрын
@@nhmooytis7058 They look nothing alike, that one guy is wearing glasses.
@nhmooytis7058 3 жыл бұрын
@@nonplayercharacter6478 true! Maybe distant cousins.
@albogypsy2842 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they are androids like Walter and David?
@Marksman3434 3 жыл бұрын
It's truly amazing how Ridley Scott read this script and thought this was a good idea to turn into a movie.
@zaltmanbleroze 3 жыл бұрын
I heard Ridley Scott is also the one that cancelled the proposed Alien 5 sequel from Neil Blomkamp. Somehow he thinks he owns the franchise.
@aygwm 3 жыл бұрын
You find some amazing things when you get really far up your own orifice.
@missxspencer1538 3 жыл бұрын
Well it's because $$, and then $$ and so $$. I hope that explains things.
@CyberWallX 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaltmanbleroze well because he kinda does though. But yeah, Im also one of those people who actually liked Prometheus..
@IvyPearsonUnderwater 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaltmanbleroze he really sinks his own franchise.
@wattsnottaken1 Жыл бұрын
4:53 RIP Ian Holm. “Perfect Organism” joke was fire 🔥
@tomorrowinc Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, well the movies happening now, so now is when things have to happen." Truer words...
@Imperial_Dynamics 3 жыл бұрын
- "It will be difficult to make a worse Alien movie than Prometheus" - "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience"
@patrickbyrne5070 2 жыл бұрын
why were they so bad... why Ridley .. tell us why you fked them so bad....why did you forsake ussss
@NineSun001 2 жыл бұрын
Of course we hade shitty movies back in the time. I feel like I needed to mention that, before the inevitable strawman is screaching at me.
@robotrix 2 жыл бұрын
Just hire John Logan
@rcole718 2 жыл бұрын
I still liked them more than "Resurrection."
@scratchy996 Жыл бұрын
@@rcole718 At least Resurrection is fun, until the baby alien shows up. Prometheus and Covenant are like the Fast and the Furious series, they are parodies of themselves, but at least the F&F creators are aware of that.
@potaterjim 3 жыл бұрын
That's kind of what was great about the first Alien. The characters were exactly as smart as they should be, none of the decisions ever really felt unjustified. Even the seemingly bad decisions are explained when you realize Ash had an agenda
@bangbangthatawefulsound3396 10 ай бұрын
When i watched the pitch meeting i had the same thought.
@gwenbathory6656 9 ай бұрын
When writers weren't so lazy. Those were the days
@meisterlymanu5214 7 ай бұрын
well.... a very undecisive captain, yes captain Dallas, going into the tunnels to kill it wasnt smart, guided by a hysterical Lambert. And then splitting up to look for the cat, not killing the baby alien when Kane was chest bursted, oh, and Lambert being a gripey biatch, and freezing when cornered. Kane peering into an alien egg, and Nostromos security allowing someone to just punch open a quarantine door to let the face hugger in, and Ripley blowing up the ship when the alien was in the escape pod, no one noticing an android on board at all, ever....erm, just a few examples. But it is still my favorite movie anyway.
@Iron-Bridge 7 ай бұрын
The mistakes in the original film were believable unlike the current films.
@alekzanderor5489 6 ай бұрын
@@meisterlymanu5214Everything you listed besides Lambert guiding Dallas is fine ( and that is fine too considering they originally supposed to have some romance). And actually, listing Lambert freezing when cornered is idiotic by you, since its obviously not a desicion in the first place, its a mental breakdown from fear.
@Xanduur Жыл бұрын
“Do all the characters have brain damage?” That’s the synopsis of the movie. Love it.
@thesquatcherpayne8273 2 жыл бұрын
The description of an ‘homage’ was spot on.
@alvaro.martinez 3 жыл бұрын
The Ryanverse is the only universe where the producer is the voice of reason in a pitch meeting.
@hansnorleaf 3 жыл бұрын
Producers without reasoning is tight
@alicelaybourne1620 2 жыл бұрын
Wellllll...he raises great questions, then caves for the money, that pretty much nails how they got rich, then stayed rich. on point
@racookster Жыл бұрын
If the roles were reversed, it wouldn't be funny. It would just be a moneyman destroying an artist's work, like usually happens.
@ShinkaTV 3 жыл бұрын
It's nice not having to watch movies anymore.
@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын
“Pitch Meetings: The 8-Minute Time-Savers”
@TheGorillaz938 3 жыл бұрын
Don't even have to watch the pitch meetings, just read the comments and you're good to go.
@DitchBankBandits 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I was gonna watch godzilla v Kong but couldn't resist the pitch meeting. I was not disappointed. I am so glad I didn't waste my time 😅 it was super easy...
@DitchBankBandits 3 жыл бұрын
@I Am Groot oh really 😆
@hermitcard4494 3 жыл бұрын
Who made you watch movies?
@andreacaininstinct Жыл бұрын
5:30 Ryan sounds so done when he says "Yeah, I bet he does"
@Danielo515 2 жыл бұрын
Before I was disappointed because there are no good movies anymore. But since I discovered pitch meetings I'm very happy they are a continuous stream of material for Ryan
@thefearandwonder 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure when the people working on the Alien franchise all suddenly started thinking 'let's be like Lost, but worse' with their writing
@davidsumner7604 3 жыл бұрын
Probably when they hired Damon Lindeloff.
@femtoservants 3 жыл бұрын
I think they were lost in both manner, lost like "JJ abrams mystery box lazy writing" and lost "I don't know where I am going".
@christopherross1309 3 жыл бұрын
Soooo much worse
@UniteForgetLeftRight 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidsumner7604 I read the original script to Prometheus, it was more conventional but would have been a much better movie.
@ressljs 3 жыл бұрын
I actually like'd Prometheus. Having that movie end with a lot of loose ends was fine except two problems: 1 - They forgot to answer any of those questions in the second movie. 2 - Hollywood banks far too much on future sequels where if the series doesn't continue, you're left with barely functional plots.
@eLIPHAS3333 3 жыл бұрын
The opening is brilliant. "So you have an Alien preque... A prometheus Sequ... Da.. Ju...Do you got a movie for me?" LOL
@thewatcher9480 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@LordVulcan93 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to say, "Oh, it's something."
@SurleyBlaine 2 жыл бұрын
"Do all the characters have brain damage?" That, every movie in a nutshell.
@ebomb1133 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite memories from the movie is when I went to go see it with a few school buddies. During the David /Walter scene where the iconic line: "I'll do the fingering" was said, one friend busted out laughing, followed suit by another buddy. They then proceeded to continue laughing at each other's laughs for quite some time, getting a few others alongside me to join in. I hope we didn't annoy others in the theatre but the chain reaction was too hilarious
@boomerotic2498 3 жыл бұрын
"It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@genericstaticshock705 3 жыл бұрын
I was definitely like “...wait a minute” 😭
@Singurarity88 3 жыл бұрын
"It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@charleshackney416 3 жыл бұрын
@@Singurarity88 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@flaminG-Ghost 3 жыл бұрын
@@charleshackney416 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@jasethomas5198 3 жыл бұрын
"An homage is when you press control C on your keyboard, and then control V" I'm dying
@Warstub 3 жыл бұрын
That was gold.
@palkihatangadi3986 3 жыл бұрын
That was just epic
@yeeyee9970 3 жыл бұрын
Ok Roomer. A Ryan fan boomer
@XeroFailGames 2 жыл бұрын
I have to admit...this dudes vids have been recommended to me for YEARS and I'm just now watching him OMFG hes hilarious. Now I've been binging them
@danielchristofferson4355 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even watch the movie- I just clicked on this for the entertainment value. I was not disappointed
@jamesthiel2628 3 жыл бұрын
"Do all the characters have brain damage?" Maybe it's for the best they didn't get to start a colony?
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
It'd be a colony full of Twitter idiots, Facebook morons and Reddit mods...
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
"Is it going to be difficult to make a Prometheus sequel that's even stupider than Prometheus?" "No, actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
@karekarenohay4432 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, really?"
@shravan1005 3 жыл бұрын
@@karekarenohay4432 Hiya how are you hope your fine
@JosiahTheSiah 3 жыл бұрын
“Immediately reversing your convictions is TIGHT!” “No, it’s not.” “I agree.”
@oniakuma2392 3 жыл бұрын
They also made Elizabeth stupider since David was just a head at the end of Prometheus, which means she gave him a body back despite everything he did.
@hanburgundy4317 3 жыл бұрын
@@oniakuma2392 Hey, a lady needs some D. And by D I mean David.
@dennisleise5393 3 жыл бұрын
The delivery/reaction to "I guess his faith is going to come into play later." is absolutely perfect.
@tomd1826 5 ай бұрын
"A homage is when you prss Ctrl + C on your keyboard and then Ctrl + V" bloody brilliant
@cjmarshall7970 3 жыл бұрын
If the space crew of this movie remained on earth, they would totally fall for one of those “Free Candy” vans.
@jdraven0890 3 жыл бұрын
J.J. and most other writers these days: "The mystery is more important than the answer!" Story writing 101: I'd like a word...
@dilaudid1 3 жыл бұрын
Or are they just lazy writers--I don't know the answer to this mystery
@jonnnnniej 3 жыл бұрын
These days? JJ mastered this skill with Lost
@fredischilling 3 жыл бұрын
Yeh, it's like storytelling's 1st rule: Promises and Payoffs.
@stormvexed 3 жыл бұрын
seriously.
@joelyt1682 3 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter Guy: "Characters can say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say." Producer Guy: "Good point" *he says while pointing* Even the little details that is probably an accident makes me laugh
@Traisas 16 күн бұрын
Not an accident. There are so many little details in these things. So, so many little details - you have no idea.
@mikeyh0 6 ай бұрын
I had to force myself to remember even seeing this movie. Then it all came flooding back. thanks a lot.
@jemert96 3 жыл бұрын
That scene where David kills the captain bothered me so much David is like: "Hey captain you wanna die" Captain: "yeah sure"
@sonofsanguinius176 3 жыл бұрын
HEY! That disgusting alien egg looks perfectly safe to put my face in
@leeh6317 3 жыл бұрын
“I told you that egg was too wet!!” ~ Morty
@robotrix 2 жыл бұрын
Makes the guy who wanted to play with the snake in the last film look like Stephen Hawking.
@rachelppython 3 жыл бұрын
"Were gonna pretend like it's a big twist later " *WandaVision pitch meeting pops up in the top right corner*
@kalakritistudios 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chimera6485 2 жыл бұрын
We always need a "super easy barely an inconvenience" in every episode
@jennyanydots2389 2 жыл бұрын
Like herpes
@mattrobinson7750 2 жыл бұрын
The part about the ear flaps... That made me laugh so hard
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
I love how these pitch meetings roast these films savagely and cleverly at the same time
@paulharries9558 3 жыл бұрын
Roasting these films savagely and cleverly at the same time is tight!
@sirloin8745 3 жыл бұрын
So noticing plot holes in movies that took months to produce, should be almost impossible?
@JaharNarishma 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirloin8745 It's actually super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@JaharNarishma 3 жыл бұрын
@D. Rüesch So, the point of the channel is appreciated explicitly. What did you want to contribute with your comment? I read it as a mix of belittling and passive aggressiveness, but I hope I read it wrong.
@Opana223 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up bot
@MistaKlutch 3 жыл бұрын
"Do all the characters have brain damage?!" "They might 😃" FAMMMMMMM
@purefoldnz3070 3 жыл бұрын
freezer burn after too long in cryo.
@fixedfocusfilm3068 3 жыл бұрын
@@purefoldnz3070 Top comment here.
@LordVulcan93 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't the Critical Drinker say HE had brain damage from watching this movie? Have to go back and watch that review again.
@LordVulcan93 3 жыл бұрын
@@fixedfocusfilm3068 underappreciated observation.
@sylviamatias4961 2 жыл бұрын
06:57 its like an homage this definition of homage is the best haha
@timothy3732 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way these guys are so happy with the way they talk to each other!
@raid4free524 3 жыл бұрын
"Do all the characters have brain damage" 😂😂 Of all the pitch meetings, this has to be the most brutal beating of a film, and therefore my favourite ever.
@ashuradevilborngaming9924 3 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy must be hella rich coz he wrote all the movie scripts I saw in my life's.
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, how is it I've watched every Pitch Meeting and this is the _first_ time someone's made that joke?! I'm not even being snarky or sarcastic, this is honestly the first time I've seen someone say that.
@ashuradevilborngaming9924 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dargonhuman well I'm always unique bro😎😎😎
@bob_1216 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashuradevilborngaming9924 nice job bro 😎😎😎😎
@JohnSmith-is4uu 3 жыл бұрын
Life
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
I hear Producer Guy keeps most of the money for himself. He's trying to buy Canada.
@shortcut101 3 жыл бұрын
After a few years gone, I didn't know James franco in it and had to watch it on KZfaq. Thanks Ryan.
@Haldricsfury 3 жыл бұрын
Every now and then I love to just look at the enormous view gap between Ryan George- made screen rant videos and everyone else- made screen rant videos and smile at how much Ryan George is this channel.
@Lymbe06 3 жыл бұрын
They really could have made something classic with the Prometheus movies. Instead we got scientists that visit alien planets without breathing gear.
@benwhitworth8881 3 жыл бұрын
It’s an alien planet. Is there air? You don’t know!
@andreanto8685 3 жыл бұрын
@@benwhitworth8881 it's less about the atmosphere and more about the biosphere. an alien planet would have alien micro-organisms. We wouldn't have the immunity to fight them off.
@wolfmantheimpaler 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreanto8685 exactly! Hell, in the first movie, Ripley didn't want to bring Kane back on the ship after getting attacked by the facehugger because she was afraid of alien diseases, keep in mind that she, and the other characters are the equivalent of truckers in this universe, but somehow have a better understanding of dealing with alien life than scientists in Prometheus and Covenant. And before anyone mentions how the rest of the crew wanted to bring Kane back on the ship, they were worried about their friend and it was mostly the ones who were on the planet with him
@henrytjernlund 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a writer and horrified that pitch meetings are really like this. So, thanks for these training videos.
@nigelchristophercox4325 Жыл бұрын
“An homage is when you press [CTRL]-C and then [CTRL]-V.” Classic!!
@Colinkrauss1 9 ай бұрын
I think this is the single best pitch meeting of the entire channel. Every line is chock full of really good writing and funny original jokes
@HellfireClub242 3 жыл бұрын
"So you got an Alien prequel....Prometheus sequel....er.....do ya have a movie for me?"
@Pointman11111 3 жыл бұрын
"Yes sir i dont know."
@Cheesefist 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Alien Covenant was the directors way of scolding Alien fans who hated Prometheus and wanted an actual alien film, so he pretty much wrote and directed the movie with his buttchecks and shouted “are you happy now!” When everyone hated it
@oneandonlysound3453 3 жыл бұрын
even crazier that, assuming it doesn't stay canceled, or assuming it does (please don't, I'm fine with the ending of prometheus at this point, rather see "a real alien 3" or "an alien 5 on earth then back to space" far more). Ridley Scott said basically he wanted MORE David involvement in a third film. Like, how? You make him the main character I don't see how they changes anything given covenant made an indentical looking clone as it was. Killing Shaw was also just as wrong as killing Hicks and Newt. Also there was literally nothing in covenant that couldn't have been covered in 30 minutes-like the entire film. Ok add on "Alien vs. Predator in space" I'd also rather see that too.
@berengustav7714 3 жыл бұрын
"Not enough gory alien horror!" "Oh no,Too much aliens!"
@johnmc6155 3 жыл бұрын
From wat i've heard about Ridley Scott, he would be totally into that.
@BeCoShooter 3 жыл бұрын
Disney is going to make a new Alien movie, with one of the Xenomorph's being friendly, so it can fight the bad one(s).
@PotrzebieConolly 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeCoShooter And does it make friends with a little kid? That would be so cute.
@reallytho1943 2 жыл бұрын
4:28 wow wow wow wow mysterious things with no answers are Tight ! 😁
@kristenbuckley1413 3 жыл бұрын
You should do a pitch meeting for the Final Destination franchise, it would be hilarious!
@callac 3 жыл бұрын
I think if Hollywood hired Ryan to read these scripts, we would have better films, or at least a lot less worse films.
@KenMathis1 3 жыл бұрын
That's the thing I don't get. A movie can have bad acting and special effects, but why on earth do they have plot holes? They cost nothing to fix during development. The only thing I can think of is that some people just don't care about continuity or logic. They are more concerned with things like ambiance and cinematography.
@Shuizid 2 жыл бұрын
@@KenMathis1 Well I mean you do know about the final season of Game of Thrones - right? Do you know the names of the writers or their future projects? Most people don't. So chances are, their careers didn't suffer from their bad job. Just like how StarWars kept going after the prequels - if there is little to no consequence for bad work, there is little incentive to do better.
@WiseWik 2 жыл бұрын
*fewer
@srenkierkegaard6433 2 жыл бұрын
We won't have movies
@antred11 2 жыл бұрын
@@KenMathis1 Concocting a captivating yet logical story without gaping plot holes is hard work. Since people seem to swallow all the low effort crap Hollywood can throw at them, I guess they figured why _should_ they invest the extra effort?
@funkynerd_com 3 жыл бұрын
"Well characters have to say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say." I feel like that sentence should be in every pitch meeting from now on.
@francissmith6447 Жыл бұрын
"An homage is when you press Control C on your keyboard and then Control V" Brilliant
@philjdickinson 2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely one of ths best written Pitch Meetings.
@onewayroadtrip 3 жыл бұрын
"an Hommage is when you press control+c and then control+v" This actual fact blew my mind
@johngr1747 2 жыл бұрын
Actually Ryan exaggerated. Homage is when you get inspiration from another artist. The screenwritter here misinformed the prod, saying that homage is copying.
@mauriciokrebs2913 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngr1747 of course he exagerated, its COMEDY
@notnow6946 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngr1747 wow that joke just flew right over your head, didn't it?
@ajmalsafi13 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngr1747 wow wow wow ..... WOW
@VuNguyen-bo2cm 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngr1747 u know its not an actual pitch meeting right lmao
@ashineduogwu6326 3 жыл бұрын
2 days ago, the youtube gods recommended one pitch meeting video & binging previous episodes was super easy, barely an inconvenience!😁 Now, when someone says, "Whoops!", the next thing I think of is, "Whoopsie!"😂😂
@lunacouer 3 жыл бұрын
Have you found his personal channel yet? Even bigger comedy gold over there, especially his sponsor ads. 😊 The channel's called Ryan George.
@silentstorm5439 3 жыл бұрын
Hi it’s me the adstronaut
@nickwilliams4624 2 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much. It’s like CinemaSins, but actually funny and without the pompous ignorance of the movie’s plot/lore.
@kylecrane4376 3 ай бұрын
CinemaPCSins now.
@OK-wm2mr 3 ай бұрын
@@kylecrane4376pcsins?
@rickestofthericks6067 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing love when you find a back log of golden youtube content!
@Mgauge 3 жыл бұрын
“Do all the characters have brian damage?” Is a question that applies to both these Alien prequels.
@seunoyebode 3 жыл бұрын
“Why did they make an Android with growing hair?” “Unclear” “Huh”
@thealfredoaffect8676 3 жыл бұрын
These make my day. Can't wait for the next one
@MrChefjanvier 2 жыл бұрын
As always, just wonderful to watch!
@why_not_though6250 3 жыл бұрын
Getting 3 thousand views in 10 minutes is tight
@ricardocabe 3 жыл бұрын
Is super easy, barely an inconvenient
@Nom1fan 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricardocabe inconvenience *
@chrispeters3466 3 жыл бұрын
That definition of "homage" had me rolling. Absolutely brilliant.
@diatonicdelirium1743 2 жыл бұрын
I will be using this definition in reverse, whenever we copy-paste some software features!
@grandsonofvader 7 ай бұрын
One of my favorite pitch meetings tbh
@itskarl7575 2 жыл бұрын
I had no idea there were official videos on KZfaq to accompany this movie until I saw this clip right now.
@daniel18779 3 жыл бұрын
I almost died when he said an homage is when you press CTRL+C and CTRL+V on your keyboard 😭😭😭
@jacobrobertdesio9265 3 жыл бұрын
I see a new pitch meeting, I watch it. There is no other choice
@paulbrodie331 3 жыл бұрын
This is the way
@alethiamillner5603 3 жыл бұрын
I know right this is one of the things at the top of my(things i do naturally) list, it's right up there with eating and breathing!
@mattsnow7803 2 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of these videos!
@AjitheshGuruprasad 3 жыл бұрын
"You blow, ill do the fingering" god how did no one laugh at that during the shoot? 🤣
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