This game is fun, even though all sections are fairly same-ish. It's basically a roguelike so it's fun in that aspect. This run is really only to create the boards on speedrun.com, I don't expect this run to last if people really are willing for it.
Otherwise I'd hold the record for 3 Alien Hominid games.
Split really early. Time is when the damage number appears on the final segment. I don't really care about accuracy so let's say I've split a second early.