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EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@oozb 8 ай бұрын

Missed the little fact the birds in the image at 2 minutes or so are all flightless birds, thus no fliers were posted.

@THEJPIndustry 8 ай бұрын

Thanks for pointing that out, it flew completely over my head

@kolgax2064 8 ай бұрын

No, it didn't!

@CourierCat-2 8 ай бұрын

you can just say "image at 2:00"

@CourierCat-2 8 ай бұрын

@@THEJPIndustry i see what you did there

@xXJoeyXxcoooool 8 ай бұрын

LMAO

@singletona082 8 ай бұрын

Hey they finally gave Robin a sub that isn't rage inducing.

@darlenebuck431 8 ай бұрын

yea for once Robin isn't raging or confused.

@30watermelon. 8 ай бұрын

Yet he still somehow gets angry

@cewla3348 8 ай бұрын

they noticed that he is not doing well with the angry subs!

@Thekingofcrab 8 ай бұрын

Yay

@joobiladaga 8 ай бұрын

Alpenliebe Creamfills Lion

@okay5652 8 ай бұрын

Jack: “Drop bears are no longer what you need to fear, FOREIGNER!” Me, a fellow Aussie: ಠ_ಠ

@Cat-lover18 Ай бұрын

Same

@user-qb7ci8nq3x 29 күн бұрын

USA idk what state but me too

@RaelynaTheRed 8 ай бұрын

58:31 They don't want you to back in because it makes it harder for them to tow you away if they decide to get your vehicle removed.

@phynt4366 8 ай бұрын

the guy who ordered a dominoes to a pizza hut is a fucking legend

@shwahgamer Ай бұрын

I wonder if the Dominoes knew that was Pizza Hut's address there and played along to be funny.

@LostDryerSocks 8 ай бұрын

For anyone wondering, @3:42 translates to (special thanks to @Yompi_ for the correction): I live badly here. The working environment is not livable and the benefits are lacking. But don't worry, only about ten people are seriously injured every day, and I'm very careful. We opened a small shop and the business was good. Although I don’t know English very well, I can understand it a little bit. (Google Translate was used in my original post, which is far from perfect.)

@haruka.rabuii 5 ай бұрын

I thought it said “這裏” which is “here”?

@LostDryerSocks 5 ай бұрын

@@haruka.rabuii You could very well be correct. I should have mentioned I only used Google translate which should always be taken with a grain of salt (although I find it pretty reliable most of the time).

@notgonnadoitm8 4 ай бұрын

Hmm The first line is: I've learned a lot about living here. Everything else is the same, then again it's google translate

@Yompi_ 2 ай бұрын

Google translate can be a bit weird when you have such a blurry image, also this is written in traditional Chinese so actually historically accurate! I can read this to a degree (again this is very blurry and the handwriting, well is subpar) and this is actually what it says, more or less. 1st line: My life living here is very bad/poor. (差，meaning not of good quality, this is the easiest line, but somehow google translate loves getting this one wrong) 2nd line: The working environment is not enough (?），very little working benefits. 3rd line: but no need to worry, each day only around 10 people get severely injured 4th line: but I'm very careful 5th line: we opened a small shop(illegible to me but I'll just trust google translate on this one), business is not bad. 6th line: although I can't understand English very well, but I can still do it a bit. Why did I spend time doing this? No idea.

@LostDryerSocks 2 ай бұрын

@@Yompi_ Thank you! I have updated my comment with the information you provided (with full credit). It makes more sense now for sure. Apparently I forgot to include the use of Google Translate in my original comment.

@BinglesP 8 ай бұрын

This entire subreddit just reminds me of that scene from Ed Edd n' Eddy where Eddy steps on a lawn with a "DON'T STEP ON GRASS" sign while saying "I step on the grass, and _nothing happens!"_ lmfao

@mangaanimefan3089 7 ай бұрын

"I'm smarter than a sign!!" *proceeds to swim UNDER the grass*

@PhoenixMoth 7 ай бұрын

😂

@denverarnold6210 4 ай бұрын

@@mangaanimefan3089"I'm like a woodpecker. Cept with dirt."

@mangaanimefan3089 4 ай бұрын

@@denverarnold6210 That scene had me laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. 🤣

@shwahgamer 2 ай бұрын

The best part is that Eddy was kinda right. Because there's never any adults around in the show to enforce that sign, there's no actual consequences for disobedience.

@NocturnalPyro 8 ай бұрын

0:50 that's like a coach telling his team to go in a play like they never did before, but instead the they play as if they've never played before.

@Ilikebugsiguess 8 ай бұрын

Robin gets a good one: one in a life time documentary.

@duck_pajamas4796 5 ай бұрын

27:41 …

@CrystalShard9871 7 ай бұрын

They did Pizza Hut DIRTY.

@minkmiau 8 ай бұрын

5:50 reminds me of the baby of the neighbours "It's F L O W E R, with an L" "Lfower"

@StarPlatinum7912 8 ай бұрын

3:20 THAT GUY JUST PUT HIS VANS *ON* THE WALL

@MAXIMUMPOWER42 2 ай бұрын

OH SHOOT

@havanadaurcy1321 8 ай бұрын

32:11 Yes he is Robin. Guy Standing is one of many reasons why the Tories ran the UK into the ground 45:05 That'll be $200 Jack

@DanielS2001 8 ай бұрын

7:19 - To be fair, Nathan always aims to misbehave. XD

@Nobody_Fn_Important 8 ай бұрын

I understood that reference.

@Razziquet 8 ай бұрын

The BBC would appear to be climbing slowly up to the level of Wendy’s caliber tweets

@undecidedmiddleground5633 8 ай бұрын

18:49 As someone with only one functioning arm, I'm always the first world anarchist with those mfing dispensers! I can't stand them.

@NobodyAsked-vy4vx 3 ай бұрын

That moan💀

@berfranper 8 ай бұрын

7:23 You know what they say, Prego today, Ragú tomorrow. Except when tomorrow becomes today, so it’s Prego every day.

@Mango-yt22 8 ай бұрын

You guys got me through this year

@megandunnett7900 8 ай бұрын

Dude didn’t need realise the potatoes were in the muesli bowl😂

@LiterallyInternet 8 ай бұрын

I cant tell what is better. The subreddit, or the censor noise being BEANS.

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 the censor!

@k1xk11 5 ай бұрын

you mean BÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

@newlord7002 8 ай бұрын

42:46 oh shit Maxwell the cat is an anarchist

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@blakewilson8654 8 ай бұрын

42:47 maxwell the cat origin story

@Wolf_Aaron2708 5 күн бұрын

Yes.

@Closet__Dweller 8 ай бұрын

7:21 to be fair, it is public knowledge that he aims to misbehave

@CrystalGaming8706 8 ай бұрын

This is just so funny with the Wizard101 battle music in the background. 😂

@PhoenixMoth 7 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, Anarchy baby whoo!- Dave, Sonic Boom.

@qjames5808 8 ай бұрын

Hello editor, I love the cuts for swearing when Robin a narrator....really love the scream cuts, puke is good too thank you😁

@ChipDrewPog 8 ай бұрын

17:49 Best part is; it doesn't "look better" at all, it's just so that the image gets sent with a link to the post and gets a reddit watermark slapped on the bottom, like a more intrusive version of the Ifunny watermark.

@Epic-ft2bg 8 ай бұрын

8:09 I’m fucking dying at that censor

@chanterelle483 8 ай бұрын

4:53 That's like something straight out of Yes Minister, it's awesome.

8 ай бұрын

46:04 makes me imagine how I'd react to this if I were a school teacher and it would be something like this: - praise the teamwork effort in trying to create eternal recess - obligatory "we can't actually do that, school is important" - "but let's keep that teamwork momentum; what could make the classroom good for learning but still as fun as recess?" My rationale is that if they want to create eternal recess by covering the door in snow then maybe the classroom isn't engaging enough

@Midnightlunar10 8 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Nintendo cords can actually charge certain brands of Bluetooth headphones. Learned this after being a transfer student to a different city.

@NavyNorthStar18 8 ай бұрын

32:04 fun fact. Possum and opossum are two different animals.

@OpalBeams 8 ай бұрын

My life is a lie

@RainbowFlowerCrow 8 ай бұрын

12:22 I'm using a Nintendo charger to charge my phone right now, editor. 🤭

@itzdubstep1265 4 ай бұрын

Bro I can't with the censor for swears being the "BEEAANNSS" meme. That is just knocking me out every time

@k4nj1 7 ай бұрын

The censor sound in the first one had me dying every time it played😂😂😂

@SirGameWatch 8 ай бұрын

*[This is basically the opposite of r/technicallythetruth.]*

@fishboneinks481 4 ай бұрын

My mom works at a hospital and she had a guy come in with vitamin A poisoning from eating too many carrots, he died shortly after he was emitted 🥕 12:08

@SakuraLovesong 4 ай бұрын

Wtf? How many carrots did he need to be eating?

@fishboneinks481 2 ай бұрын

@@SakuraLovesong he had an eating disorder and he only ate carrots

@SakuraLovesong 2 ай бұрын

@@fishboneinks481 Ohhhh…. So a metric 💩 ton then…

@aiodensghost8645 8 ай бұрын

8:35 if only I wasnt allergic to peanuts... Id smack them for you, Robin 19:27 hah! Who listens to THAT? 22:57 what yellow line? All I see is white Edit: this one isnt a joke. That "yellow" line is actually white to me.

@angel-ftw 3 ай бұрын

18:46 jack is WAY too invested in his job

@Goblin_With_A_Fungus 5 ай бұрын

Not only does it say to chew two when it says one-a-day, but it also says on the back "for adults and ADOLESCENTS" while the front says "adult gummies."

@ploopydre 8 ай бұрын

6:40 i think its talking about selling water *for a price*

@daeboos 8 ай бұрын

23:14 NO SPORT MODE! 😂😂

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 8 ай бұрын

The cat can help me shop any day. :-)

@CreativeCreator1111 15 күн бұрын

7:54 they didn’t put bill cipher and I am FURIOUS

@ShinTriAce 8 ай бұрын

I sometimes see the 'don't back into spaces' when the parking spaces are next to a garden, and then I understand, you don't want extra gasses in the garden.

@reasull Ай бұрын

I was zoned out while watching this, and around the 7 min mark I began to panic because my last name is Philion, and I felt like I was being summoned.

@luksboot 2 ай бұрын

istg this subreddit is literally just the sequel to r/madlads lmfao

@mangaanimefan3089 7 ай бұрын

What I've learned from this subreddit is that most cats seem to be anarchists. Which isn't that much of a surprise. 🤭

@ben_nerf_lego Ай бұрын

3:43 he wrote “ living here is vary bad, working environment is bad, little benefits “ etc

@Triaxialmist221 8 ай бұрын

I love the way Robin just goes “what’s wrong with peas?”

@apelsin9094 2 ай бұрын

2:53 that "motherBEANcker" caught me off guard

@splittheunicorn 8 ай бұрын

12:21 i gotta say i use my Nintendo switch brick for charging my iPad pro and they communicate perfectly!!! Dont try charging a powerbank with it tho hahah

@Humanbeing-zf5nd 9 күн бұрын

15:38 as an Italian, this gave me heart palpitations

@GamingOnWindows 3 ай бұрын

Did I just get Weezed? IN AN EMKAY VIDEO???

@stormgaminggg 6 ай бұрын

37:57 i was eating chips and this seagull scared the crap out of me saying : C H I P S

@newmedia2862 6 ай бұрын

6:55 what kind of festival doesn't allow people to sell f***ing water?! Me: Woodstock 99

@someoneoranother 2 ай бұрын

58:36 a lot of universities now don’t use parking passes on cars and instead it’s linked to your license plate so they don’t allow you to back in unless you have a front plate/vanity plate

@lunaticfringe3766 4 ай бұрын

“I SAID DONT USE B L A D E TO OPEN” 0:18

@ArkProductions-kc5un 4 ай бұрын

Switched the Ladies and Gentlemens signs at Red Robin once. 25 minutes later, I hear police sirens outside. Apparently, there were women in the actual women's bathroom when I changed the sgns, and a guy walked in thinking it was the Mens room.

@TheHorsesMaster 5 ай бұрын

i will name myself "wisely, as it can't be changed later" and theres nothing you can do to stop me

@_paperartist 3 ай бұрын

10:32 heyy ya got a liscense for that? you'll never take me alive!!

@PringlesL0vr 7 ай бұрын

7:55 I do not see a yellow Illuminati sign with a top hat and cane on that sign ya know🤔🗿

@TtEL 7 ай бұрын

2:12 The fact that there's chairs in the background

@HollywoodHell-fk6px 5 ай бұрын

36:07 I guess you could say he’s gonna BOX you!

@cillianennis9921 3 ай бұрын

10:14 He did drive carefully until he passed the sign so he still followed it.

@Thevectornine 5 ай бұрын

every single time i hear BEAAAAANS i die laughing, 'cause it is unexpected

@Somebody.12 6 ай бұрын

18:45 im surprised how barley anyone is talking about this

@artoflife6093 8 ай бұрын

22:55 - technically that wasn't a yellow line

@snicker4237 8 ай бұрын

25:15 didnt steven universe also reference this with amethysts homeland? (The kindergarten, a rock face in which some gems came from)

@GameLegendYT. 8 ай бұрын

Mr Beast jumpscare 25:17

@SomeGuyNoOneLikes 2 ай бұрын

Yeah that’s what I was thinking

@feralforestfae5439 7 ай бұрын

Emkay has introduced me to the best manga short I have ever read (The Enigma of Amigara Fault), thank y'all!

@Legendary_Doge_Gaming Ай бұрын

6:52 best loophole ever

$@fractalgem$

@fractalgem 20 күн бұрын

2:42 On the left are equations, on the right the anarchy symbol

@dylan_van2198 7 ай бұрын

What makes 1:02:10 even better is that sign is run by the fire department

@dylanbrookes9501 2 ай бұрын

when a stapler has a more interesting life than you

@diavoss76 2 ай бұрын

11:42 : I never peel my potatoes, the skin is where I'm told are where all the vitamins are.

@Eliotpayne-ry5be 8 ай бұрын

The bill one: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

@micahfoley9572 7 ай бұрын

Never too old for poop jokes

@ichigokurosaki8724 5 ай бұрын

The random beans at 2:54 made me laugh so hard

@phantoon4607 2 ай бұрын

11:40 the joke is that the potatoes are in a cereal bowl (mymuesli = my cereal)

@TheThursty100 8 ай бұрын

2:05 they are flightless birds, as in no flyers

@McKaylaGamez 7 ай бұрын

2:54 That's the old California license plate. This person has been hating peas since at least 1999. From what I know, California switched to the cursive license plate in the mid 90s.

@honeydew1254 5 ай бұрын

The 4 D s of pizza Digiorno- is frozen pizza Deliver- is delivered Dominos- is godly Disappointment- pizza is smaller than advertised

@chxrry_blossomz 7 ай бұрын

12:51 why did i have to eat at this moment

@dylan_van2198 7 ай бұрын

1:09 At my university a student dropped a pumpkin out of their 5th floor dorm window and it broke the window on the first floor dorm below them. Could be why

@stevebishop5323 8 ай бұрын

2:52 surprise motherf"BEEEEAAANNS"r

@shorkyishear5430 3 ай бұрын

8:33 man I love me a good ol fashioned jeanut butter and pelly

@semicolontransistor Ай бұрын

3:42 The Chinese roughly reads: Life is terrible here. Working conditions are bad and benifits minimal. But not to worry, only a dozen people get seriously injured daily and I am very careful. My friend opened a shop and business is good. I still don't understand alot of English but can understand a little now.

@PurpleSmoke6231 4 күн бұрын

12:55 SOBBING LMAO

@FurinadeFontaine-u3l 8 ай бұрын

"You can't miss me!" Me, with a stolen 2006 Ford Police Interceptor: well fuck, it took a lot to get this car.

@marmaladetoast2431 5 ай бұрын

3:37 apparently this is a task where you are allowed to respond in either English or Chinese.

@Madeitweird 2 ай бұрын

One day I will remember not to eat while watching a Jack video.

@j.p.6932 7 ай бұрын

7:44 DiGiorno doesn’t taste anything like delivery. It’s only good at 2:00 in the morning, you’re wasted, and it’s the only option, or it’s 10:00, you’re hungover; and it’s the only option. Or you’re on a tight budget and still want pizza after a night out.

@cillianennis9921 3 ай бұрын

If you're being asked to dance like nobody is watching its because they know that you know you're being watched & so they want you to pretend you didn't see the camera.