Missed the little fact the birds in the image at 2 minutes or so are all flightless birds, thus no fliers were posted.
@THEJPIndustry8 ай бұрын
Thanks for pointing that out, it flew completely over my head
@kolgax20648 ай бұрын
No, it didn't!
@CourierCat-28 ай бұрын
you can just say "image at 2:00"
@CourierCat-28 ай бұрын
@@THEJPIndustry i see what you did there
@xXJoeyXxcoooool8 ай бұрын
LMAO
@singletona0828 ай бұрын
Hey they finally gave Robin a sub that isn't rage inducing.
@darlenebuck4318 ай бұрын
yea for once Robin isn't raging or confused.
@30watermelon.8 ай бұрын
Yet he still somehow gets angry
@cewla33488 ай бұрын
they noticed that he is not doing well with the angry subs!
@Thekingofcrab8 ай бұрын
Yay
@joobiladaga8 ай бұрын
Alpenliebe Creamfills Lion
@okay56528 ай бұрын
Jack: “Drop bears are no longer what you need to fear, FOREIGNER!” Me, a fellow Aussie: ಠ_ಠ
@Cat-lover18Ай бұрын
Same
@user-qb7ci8nq3x29 күн бұрын
USA idk what state but me too
@RaelynaTheRed8 ай бұрын
58:31 They don't want you to back in because it makes it harder for them to tow you away if they decide to get your vehicle removed.
@phynt43668 ай бұрын
the guy who ordered a dominoes to a pizza hut is a fucking legend
@shwahgamerАй бұрын
I wonder if the Dominoes knew that was Pizza Hut's address there and played along to be funny.
@LostDryerSocks8 ай бұрын
For anyone wondering, @3:42 translates to (special thanks to @Yompi_ for the correction): I live badly here. The working environment is not livable and the benefits are lacking. But don't worry, only about ten people are seriously injured every day, and I'm very careful. We opened a small shop and the business was good. Although I don’t know English very well, I can understand it a little bit. (Google Translate was used in my original post, which is far from perfect.)
@haruka.rabuii5 ай бұрын
I thought it said “這裏” which is “here”?
@LostDryerSocks5 ай бұрын
@@haruka.rabuii You could very well be correct. I should have mentioned I only used Google translate which should always be taken with a grain of salt (although I find it pretty reliable most of the time).
@notgonnadoitm84 ай бұрын
Hmm The first line is: I've learned a lot about living here. Everything else is the same, then again it's google translate
@Yompi_2 ай бұрын
Google translate can be a bit weird when you have such a blurry image, also this is written in traditional Chinese so actually historically accurate! I can read this to a degree (again this is very blurry and the handwriting, well is subpar) and this is actually what it says, more or less. 1st line: My life living here is very bad/poor. (差,meaning not of good quality, this is the easiest line, but somehow google translate loves getting this one wrong) 2nd line: The working environment is not enough (?),very little working benefits. 3rd line: but no need to worry, each day only around 10 people get severely injured 4th line: but I'm very careful 5th line: we opened a small shop(illegible to me but I'll just trust google translate on this one), business is not bad. 6th line: although I can't understand English very well, but I can still do it a bit. Why did I spend time doing this? No idea.
@LostDryerSocks2 ай бұрын
@@Yompi_ Thank you! I have updated my comment with the information you provided (with full credit). It makes more sense now for sure. Apparently I forgot to include the use of Google Translate in my original comment.
@BinglesP8 ай бұрын
This entire subreddit just reminds me of that scene from Ed Edd n' Eddy where Eddy steps on a lawn with a "DON'T STEP ON GRASS" sign while saying "I step on the grass, and _nothing happens!"_ lmfao
@mangaanimefan30897 ай бұрын
"I'm smarter than a sign!!" *proceeds to swim UNDER the grass*
@PhoenixMoth7 ай бұрын
😂
@denverarnold62104 ай бұрын
@@mangaanimefan3089"I'm like a woodpecker. Cept with dirt."
@mangaanimefan30894 ай бұрын
@@denverarnold6210 That scene had me laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. 🤣
@shwahgamer2 ай бұрын
The best part is that Eddy was kinda right. Because there's never any adults around in the show to enforce that sign, there's no actual consequences for disobedience.
@NocturnalPyro8 ай бұрын
0:50 that's like a coach telling his team to go in a play like they never did before, but instead the they play as if they've never played before.
@Ilikebugsiguess8 ай бұрын
Robin gets a good one: one in a life time documentary.
@duck_pajamas47965 ай бұрын
27:41 …
@CrystalShard98717 ай бұрын
They did Pizza Hut DIRTY.
@minkmiau8 ай бұрын
5:50 reminds me of the baby of the neighbours "It's F L O W E R, with an L" "Lfower"
@StarPlatinum79128 ай бұрын
3:20 THAT GUY JUST PUT HIS VANS *ON* THE WALL
@MAXIMUMPOWER422 ай бұрын
OH SHOOT
@havanadaurcy13218 ай бұрын
32:11 Yes he is Robin. Guy Standing is one of many reasons why the Tories ran the UK into the ground 45:05 That'll be $200 Jack
@DanielS20018 ай бұрын
7:19 - To be fair, Nathan always aims to misbehave. XD
@Nobody_Fn_Important8 ай бұрын
I understood that reference.
@Razziquet8 ай бұрын
The BBC would appear to be climbing slowly up to the level of Wendy’s caliber tweets
@undecidedmiddleground56338 ай бұрын
18:49 As someone with only one functioning arm, I'm always the first world anarchist with those mfing dispensers! I can't stand them.
@NobodyAsked-vy4vx3 ай бұрын
That moan💀
@berfranper8 ай бұрын
7:23 You know what they say, Prego today, Ragú tomorrow. Except when tomorrow becomes today, so it’s Prego every day.
@Mango-yt228 ай бұрын
You guys got me through this year
@megandunnett79008 ай бұрын
Dude didn’t need realise the potatoes were in the muesli bowl😂
@LiterallyInternet8 ай бұрын
I cant tell what is better. The subreddit, or the censor noise being BEANS.
@Sonic.exe_uwu6665 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the censor!
@k1xk115 ай бұрын
you mean BÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
@newlord70028 ай бұрын
42:46 oh shit Maxwell the cat is an anarchist
@Sonic.exe_uwu6667 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@blakewilson86548 ай бұрын
42:47 maxwell the cat origin story
@Wolf_Aaron27085 күн бұрын
Yes.
@Closet__Dweller8 ай бұрын
7:21 to be fair, it is public knowledge that he aims to misbehave
@CrystalGaming87068 ай бұрын
This is just so funny with the Wizard101 battle music in the background. 😂
@PhoenixMoth7 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, Anarchy baby whoo!- Dave, Sonic Boom.
@qjames58088 ай бұрын
Hello editor, I love the cuts for swearing when Robin a narrator....really love the scream cuts, puke is good too thank you😁
@ChipDrewPog8 ай бұрын
17:49 Best part is; it doesn't "look better" at all, it's just so that the image gets sent with a link to the post and gets a reddit watermark slapped on the bottom, like a more intrusive version of the Ifunny watermark.
@Epic-ft2bg8 ай бұрын
8:09 I’m fucking dying at that censor
@chanterelle4838 ай бұрын
4:53 That's like something straight out of Yes Minister, it's awesome.
8 ай бұрын
46:04 makes me imagine how I'd react to this if I were a school teacher and it would be something like this: - praise the teamwork effort in trying to create eternal recess - obligatory "we can't actually do that, school is important" - "but let's keep that teamwork momentum; what could make the classroom good for learning but still as fun as recess?" My rationale is that if they want to create eternal recess by covering the door in snow then maybe the classroom isn't engaging enough
@Midnightlunar108 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Nintendo cords can actually charge certain brands of Bluetooth headphones. Learned this after being a transfer student to a different city.
@NavyNorthStar188 ай бұрын
32:04 fun fact. Possum and opossum are two different animals.
@OpalBeams8 ай бұрын
My life is a lie
@RainbowFlowerCrow8 ай бұрын
12:22 I'm using a Nintendo charger to charge my phone right now, editor. 🤭
@itzdubstep12654 ай бұрын
Bro I can't with the censor for swears being the "BEEAANNSS" meme. That is just knocking me out every time
@k4nj17 ай бұрын
The censor sound in the first one had me dying every time it played😂😂😂
@SirGameWatch8 ай бұрын
*[This is basically the opposite of r/technicallythetruth.]*
@fishboneinks4814 ай бұрын
My mom works at a hospital and she had a guy come in with vitamin A poisoning from eating too many carrots, he died shortly after he was emitted 🥕 12:08
@SakuraLovesong4 ай бұрын
Wtf? How many carrots did he need to be eating?
@fishboneinks4812 ай бұрын
@@SakuraLovesong he had an eating disorder and he only ate carrots
@SakuraLovesong2 ай бұрын
@@fishboneinks481 Ohhhh…. So a metric 💩 ton then…
@aiodensghost86458 ай бұрын
8:35 if only I wasnt allergic to peanuts... Id smack them for you, Robin 19:27 hah! Who listens to THAT? 22:57 what yellow line? All I see is white Edit: this one isnt a joke. That "yellow" line is actually white to me.
@angel-ftw3 ай бұрын
18:46 jack is WAY too invested in his job
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus5 ай бұрын
Not only does it say to chew two when it says one-a-day, but it also says on the back "for adults and ADOLESCENTS" while the front says "adult gummies."
@ploopydre8 ай бұрын
6:40 i think its talking about selling water *for a price*
@daeboos8 ай бұрын
23:14 NO SPORT MODE! 😂😂
@rosameryrojas-delcerro10598 ай бұрын
The cat can help me shop any day. :-)
@CreativeCreator111115 күн бұрын
7:54 they didn’t put bill cipher and I am FURIOUS
@ShinTriAce8 ай бұрын
I sometimes see the 'don't back into spaces' when the parking spaces are next to a garden, and then I understand, you don't want extra gasses in the garden.
@reasullАй бұрын
I was zoned out while watching this, and around the 7 min mark I began to panic because my last name is Philion, and I felt like I was being summoned.
@luksboot2 ай бұрын
istg this subreddit is literally just the sequel to r/madlads lmfao
@mangaanimefan30897 ай бұрын
What I've learned from this subreddit is that most cats seem to be anarchists. Which isn't that much of a surprise. 🤭
@ben_nerf_legoАй бұрын
3:43 he wrote “ living here is vary bad, working environment is bad, little benefits “ etc
@Triaxialmist2218 ай бұрын
I love the way Robin just goes “what’s wrong with peas?”
@apelsin90942 ай бұрын
2:53 that "motherBEANcker" caught me off guard
@splittheunicorn8 ай бұрын
12:21 i gotta say i use my Nintendo switch brick for charging my iPad pro and they communicate perfectly!!! Dont try charging a powerbank with it tho hahah
@Humanbeing-zf5nd9 күн бұрын
15:38 as an Italian, this gave me heart palpitations
@GamingOnWindows3 ай бұрын
Did I just get Weezed? IN AN EMKAY VIDEO???
@stormgaminggg6 ай бұрын
37:57 i was eating chips and this seagull scared the crap out of me saying : C H I P S
@newmedia28626 ай бұрын
6:55 what kind of festival doesn't allow people to sell f***ing water?! Me: Woodstock 99
@someoneoranother2 ай бұрын
58:36 a lot of universities now don’t use parking passes on cars and instead it’s linked to your license plate so they don’t allow you to back in unless you have a front plate/vanity plate
@lunaticfringe37664 ай бұрын
“I SAID DONT USE B L A D E TO OPEN” 0:18
@ArkProductions-kc5un4 ай бұрын
Switched the Ladies and Gentlemens signs at Red Robin once. 25 minutes later, I hear police sirens outside. Apparently, there were women in the actual women's bathroom when I changed the sgns, and a guy walked in thinking it was the Mens room.
@TheHorsesMaster5 ай бұрын
i will name myself "wisely, as it can't be changed later" and theres nothing you can do to stop me
@_paperartist3 ай бұрын
10:32 heyy ya got a liscense for that? you'll never take me alive!!
@PringlesL0vr7 ай бұрын
7:55 I do not see a yellow Illuminati sign with a top hat and cane on that sign ya know🤔🗿
@TtEL7 ай бұрын
2:12 The fact that there's chairs in the background
@HollywoodHell-fk6px5 ай бұрын
36:07 I guess you could say he’s gonna BOX you!
@cillianennis99213 ай бұрын
10:14 He did drive carefully until he passed the sign so he still followed it.
@Thevectornine5 ай бұрын
every single time i hear BEAAAAANS i die laughing, 'cause it is unexpected
@Somebody.126 ай бұрын
18:45 im surprised how barley anyone is talking about this
@artoflife60938 ай бұрын
22:55 - technically that wasn't a yellow line
@snicker42378 ай бұрын
25:15 didnt steven universe also reference this with amethysts homeland? (The kindergarten, a rock face in which some gems came from)
@GameLegendYT.8 ай бұрын
Mr Beast jumpscare 25:17
@SomeGuyNoOneLikes2 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s what I was thinking
@feralforestfae54397 ай бұрын
Emkay has introduced me to the best manga short I have ever read (The Enigma of Amigara Fault), thank y'all!
@Legendary_Doge_GamingАй бұрын
6:52 best loophole ever
@fractalgem20 күн бұрын
2:42 On the left are equations, on the right the anarchy symbol
@dylan_van21987 ай бұрын
What makes 1:02:10 even better is that sign is run by the fire department
@dylanbrookes95012 ай бұрын
when a stapler has a more interesting life than you
@diavoss762 ай бұрын
11:42 : I never peel my potatoes, the skin is where I'm told are where all the vitamins are.
@Eliotpayne-ry5be8 ай бұрын
The bill one: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
@micahfoley95727 ай бұрын
Never too old for poop jokes
@ichigokurosaki87245 ай бұрын
The random beans at 2:54 made me laugh so hard
@phantoon46072 ай бұрын
11:40 the joke is that the potatoes are in a cereal bowl (mymuesli = my cereal)
@TheThursty1008 ай бұрын
2:05 they are flightless birds, as in no flyers
@McKaylaGamez7 ай бұрын
2:54 That's the old California license plate. This person has been hating peas since at least 1999. From what I know, California switched to the cursive license plate in the mid 90s.
@honeydew12545 ай бұрын
The 4 D s of pizza Digiorno- is frozen pizza Deliver- is delivered Dominos- is godly Disappointment- pizza is smaller than advertised
@chxrry_blossomz7 ай бұрын
12:51 why did i have to eat at this moment
@dylan_van21987 ай бұрын
1:09 At my university a student dropped a pumpkin out of their 5th floor dorm window and it broke the window on the first floor dorm below them. Could be why
@stevebishop53238 ай бұрын
2:52 surprise motherf"BEEEEAAANNS"r
@shorkyishear54303 ай бұрын
8:33 man I love me a good ol fashioned jeanut butter and pelly
@semicolontransistorАй бұрын
3:42 The Chinese roughly reads: Life is terrible here. Working conditions are bad and benifits minimal. But not to worry, only a dozen people get seriously injured daily and I am very careful. My friend opened a shop and business is good. I still don't understand alot of English but can understand a little now.
@PurpleSmoke62314 күн бұрын
12:55 SOBBING LMAO
@FurinadeFontaine-u3l8 ай бұрын
"You can't miss me!" Me, with a stolen 2006 Ford Police Interceptor: well fuck, it took a lot to get this car.
@marmaladetoast24315 ай бұрын
3:37 apparently this is a task where you are allowed to respond in either English or Chinese.
@Madeitweird2 ай бұрын
One day I will remember not to eat while watching a Jack video.
@j.p.69327 ай бұрын
7:44 DiGiorno doesn’t taste anything like delivery. It’s only good at 2:00 in the morning, you’re wasted, and it’s the only option, or it’s 10:00, you’re hungover; and it’s the only option. Or you’re on a tight budget and still want pizza after a night out.
@cillianennis99213 ай бұрын
If you're being asked to dance like nobody is watching its because they know that you know you're being watched & so they want you to pretend you didn't see the camera.
@mohammedalghamdi284 ай бұрын
3:10 I thought of “the pee’s”😂😂
@LitoMike8 ай бұрын
23:16 the anarchy is that the mug says coffee
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus5 ай бұрын
40:50 that must make you pretty cross. **SEINFELD THEME**
@user-mv7ox4js8nАй бұрын
This video is basically people saying "F*ck the rules"
@Rizzo0775 ай бұрын
My favorite bill is this awesome guy named bill, he just makes my day
@dawnmoore91228 ай бұрын
2:10 It says no fliers allowed, so they posted bird pictures! BUT they're all flightless, so it's okay!
@emberjack183 ай бұрын
Bro, the mug said COFFEE 23:23 (they were making tea in it)