I feel that it needs to be mentioned: the guy in the thumbnail is Feliks Zemdegs, and he's actually the goat, having achieved over 100 world records, and basically dominating 3x3 from 2009 to 2020.

This is in response to the question about the moths and lights. Scientists recently discovered that moths navigation systems are actually disrupted by lights. Moths naturally turn their backs to luminaries, such as the moon. It turns out, that when footage of moths flying around a light is slowed down, their backs are too the light. Essentially, moths and other flying insects are trapped in a horror show in which their own navigation systems cause them to keep reorienting in a circling of death. KZfaqr Anton Petrov recently released a video covering the scientific research on this and it is titled "We were completely wrong about why bugs are attracted to lights."

0:12 fun fact: the deodorant I use is called "wolfthorn", I have no clue what it's supposed to smell like but it smells good lol

I've never met a WoW player who would forgive you for being a newbie. I was invited to a dungeon run by a friend of a friend because they couldn't find a tank, and I happened to be playing my warrior. Friend of friend seemed to forget that warriors spec differently for certain roles. I was specced for arms and had never even tried to tank. I told him this. He says it's fine, it's easy, just do all this instead of what you're used to doing. So I moved things around and changed armor and all that, we went in, and wiped in the second mob. This guy gave me an absolute lashing with words, lots of them four letters. Never did it again. Had one veteran player who was really cool to me though. He helped me because a player of the opposite faction and much higher level was camping my corpse in contested territory. He killed the guy and escorted me to my faction's town and invited me to his guild, which was dedicated to helping new players. Because of him, after I got better and upped my crafting, I would hang around starter towns and give new players a mooncloth bag and one or two gold.(Yes, I realize I probably helped a lot of people just making an alt or something, don't kill my buzz.😅)

3:00 Robin didn't learn about the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... :( It literally opens with describing Godzilla as "hopping around" WHY ROBIN WHY

36:30 Jack forgets he is Australian and needs to worry about the ASIO, not the FBI

It’s a godly day when Emkay posts a 2 hour video

I like how you read *"Father, i craved the cheddar"*

58:49 basically moths use the moon/sun as direction and point their wings toward it, but when a brighter source of light appears they use that as a new direction and attempt to keep the top of their body pointing towards the light.

4:14 1. Give Kong the Harambe skin. 2. Trade out the bombshell blonde Kong kidnaps. Make it so Korambe is saving a small child from Godzilla instead. 3. Kong still loses. Ending shot of passed out child on the palm of the still giant, Godzilla roaring in triumph. Tear streaked, mostly dressed military lead a screaming charge. Fade out with "to be continued" Let the rage flow, let the eyes roll. Call Michael Bay, he's gonna owe me money.

Ngl the Spotify no ads 30 minute "promise" is what pushed me to start downloading songs for free off KZfaq using a 3rd party app

The queen Elizabeth one aged very well

05:41 the big problem with nuclear energy is that you can't get rid of the waste, unfortunatly we can't do it like Josh in satisfactory and stuff the waste into a lizard doggo and yeet them into the void

Me who takes my food out at 0:00 (yes, if you time it perfectly, you can open it at 0:00 WITHOUT it beeping or turning the display off)

I'm today years old when I found out that Robin makes a really good Grunkle Stan Impression and we should all praise him for it!

Also we did buy Alaska for under 10m dollars we actually bought if for 7.2mil. I learned this in my social studies class like last week!

36:14 I feel you Kenny. I’m right there with ya.

I wanna say for the voting thing in the USA, it may vary on the area, but if enough people write on the ballot a name of a person not listed they can actually be accounted for in the final count. This can be done for federal and state elections.

1:49:24 2nd panel translation "Can I have a beer, dad? I'm turning 14 today"

1:16:08 the original "stucking out ur gyatt 4 the rizzler" and "last rizzmas"

My microwave is so old that it doesn't beep and I have no way to exactly tell how many seconds or minutes are left when using it

5:37 my entire school district and the district i live in are powered by nuclear power and ever since finding that out, one of my friends has begun telling everyone in the elementary side of the school that they’re gonna be radioactive and glow in the dark from the lights. I love her so much, truly my role model

2:56 Relative to his kaiju size, Kong is just a normal gorilla

14:31 also,on the right,is Katie Marovitch of Collegehumor,now Dropout

EmKay not having watched KZfaq on TV be like: 20:24 "KZfaq ads aren't that bad."

btw, homework was just cancelled in Poland

1:35:47: As a New Zealander, I can tell you what different parts of the flag represent. The union jack in the top-left corner is probably there because we got colonised by Britain. The stars are in the pattern of the Southern Cross star constellation.

KZfaq: Here, 5 unskippable ads! My 5 adblockers battling about who gets to block the ad first:

Mom you shouldn’t move in with a boyfriend you’ve had for 2 mont- “STOP ATTACKING ME”

Finally after seeing 12:34 I know I am not the only "weirdo" to do this. Took a break during a motorcycle ride today. Had myself a Clif bar and some coffee from a thermos. Stuffed the wrapper in my pocket, to get rid of it at home. Same with the tissue I had used to clean the cup of the thermos. Meanwhile some other people apparently cannot be arsed to take their own trash with them and leave literal piles of McDonald's packaging behind for someone else to clean up. Sometimes just a few feet away from a trash can. That laziness...I just don't get it.

39:15 This also reminds me that Super Mario Galaxy is going to be an 18 year old game, which would make it an 18 year old series... *in 2 years.* Ive quite literally grown up with these 2 games.

21:16 Robin the shell of baby turtles are actually pretty soft which is why a lot of baby turtles don't make it to the sea.

Girls: mmm what makeup to get oh I know I'll buy the whole makeup stock! Boys: "grab a ugly shirt" yep just for me

1:02:20 while I've never had someone keep my resume after not being hired, I have had multiple local companies contact me about re-hiring after I left on my terms. It felt nice to be valued for my work even if I didn't need the position at the time.

0:27 I'm better than both because I take it out at zero seconds riiiiight before it beeps so that I don't have to hit “clear/cancel” (or leave it at 1 second like a jackass)

0:20 women get to smell like a meadow of flowers and men has to smell like a factory or a warzone.😂

4:55 wow that episode was a blast from the past

27:46 Dear Jake from 2019 math class, my most sincere apologies. . . If we meet again, do not approach me. I do not know if I will shoot, or *shoot*.

0:12 I laughed so hard I busted my head on the wall and laughed hysterically for about 3 and a half hours. I then proceeded to chop my phone and melt it and use it for a seasoning for roast beef. I just about threw up my intestines and shed all the tears I have left

I think the Bullcrap Buff that the monkey got was 'is now ten times bigger than that building he famously climbed' and 'his his hands can fit the woman he held while climbing that building's entire house in it'.

1:13 This actually is the former Rubik's Cube *world record* holder, and he *can* solve it in five seconds. His name is Feliks Zemdegs.

58:55 the reason moths are attracted to the light is due to them using moonlight to navigate through the night

"Say karen one more time" "Shes an angry karen" Man, I know that my guy didn't just reference one of the best christmas movies of all time!

1:49:20 That's what it means: Can I have a beer, Dad? I'm turning 14 today.

10:57 jesus christ that stan impression is on point

these memes are truly dank

Brain: are you going to sleep? Me: yes i am. Now shut up. Brain: breathing set to manual Me: *B R E A T H S*

21:40 man you really did not need to hit me with that while I max out my fans manually to avoid burning my hand on my mouse

Here's the German Translation for 1:49:24 Girl : Can I have a beer, papa? I am turning 14 today. Guy : Yes. This is knowledge from Duolingo, so correct me if I'm wrong, this is just the basic saying.

The baby falling down a pipe was a reference to 18 month old Jessica McClure falling down a well in her aunt's backyard in Midland, Texas in 1987. It made worldwide news.

29:39, I cried because I laughed so hard!!!🤣

killing the doctor to get more time to live is how you end up like Sisyphus

2:35 Courier 6: "Male man? Yeah that's me"

I REMOVE THE FOOD BEFORE IT BEEPS 0:00 I AM THE ALL SEEING GOD OF THE MICROWAVES.

his stan impression was amazing 😭

Gotta love my daily injection of emkay

13,875 years, 2,672 months. 23 days, 23 hours, 53 minutes, 12 seconds.

F13 is an existing key. Actually the spec goes all the way up to F24. They didn't create a new key. They just stopped having 12 keys stolen from them.

8:48-8:51 we seen this so many times and yet its still relatable

20:32 with an adblocker, every ad I’ve gotten was a one minute+ unskippable ad

58:53 they use the moon to travel to mating grounds (iirc) and artificial light confuses them

fun fact while a keyboard only goes to the f12 key, function keys are actual coded up to f24 in windows

5:45 by the way the people at chernobyl ignored the alarm siren when it went on and they just wanted to go home for christmas in time so they thought there was something wrong in the system and then it exploded

10:40 and then mom comes in and switches channel after hearing in the radio, that the 2nd tower has been hit.

15:52 Keanu reeves is definitely one

0:24 people who hold 2 to make the microwave silent

Band aid? I think you mean pre-assembled medical grade adhesive, a medical grade coated cellulose sheet, and medical gauze that we conveniently can lend you for $187, before tax of course.

0:45 Some teachers when their kids scream for help running from bullies during recess. Same teachers when any student talks during class.

When you think that Kong will win against Godzilla, but you see the giant lizard laugh like he was just playing around with Kong: 😐

8:24 I Sound like a freaking cat when I stretch... Or just a high pitch noise

30:32 that aged like milk

57:31 RIP to the Doge dog (actual name being Kabosu) who battled with leukemia and died on May 24th 2024.

0:20 pathetic, I can take my food out with no time on the timer without letting it beep, so I don't have to cancel it when I want to use the microwave again and I don't have to hear a beep

27:31 perfectly timed unskipable ad XD

47:28 even if you don’t have LED, the monitor is bright as shit

25:47 hey! Do I not exist anymore? *disintegrates into oblivion*

30:31 this aged well

I sometimes let it out at one second and sometimes don’t (microwave)

The thumbnail is too true 💀🙏

I’d cringe at my Graymarrow.

I wanna see the esoteric creation of you eating cheese in the sink

23:35 For most colorblind conditions, it isnt like this. However, there's one colorblind condition that causes no color to be seen. Everything is black, grey and white.

The one with what the microwave sees is accurate for me but it's the Roblox man face instead of the normal face

30:35 this one aged well..

15:37 this meme aged like milk

"Racism is better in Europe." -Robin

In Germany you have to VERIFY THAT YOU WANT FLAT WATER! To them non sparkling water is weird! 44:49

2:07 which is why I never buy friends, clothes, music, or books

27:44 Poland: piłka nożna

10:57 *Le gasp* The three kingdoms...

44:35 ok but sparkling water is so tasty and i love soda and water

1:49:24 Me, a Dane who can understand basic German:

22:12 it’s also funny if games have QR codes linking to a Rickroll

okay i am an american and i have done both uber and door dash, i also occasionaly use these services as a customer myself, and sadly have times where i don't tip dispite knowing all too well that tip is really all those drivers are getting paid, i always strive to tip when i have the money to but when i am down to the end of my paycheck because i need their services to get to work or order food/gorceries because i cannot go get them myself i sadly don't tip knowing they are truthfully only being paid tips, with this in mind your uber/dasher is trying their best, they have to fight against other ubers and dashers to get your order, as well as traffic and other drivers on the roads where you live cut them a break and throw them a little extra in their tip when you can it will make their day and if they remember you can help purswade them to go a little more out of their waynext time they see you

Why is you Stan Pinrs voice so good? I had to double check to see if you were talking or if it was a sound byte

1:32:21 It can’t be- the meme travelled to the past

Homework shouldn't take long to complete. It's just a way to reinforce the material you learned in class through repetitive use. If it takes too long then the kids either won't do it, or won't be in a position to learn productively the next day. Pick your battles.

I don't like how the term "gay" had it's definition go from "funny" to "two people of the same gender that like each other"

9:40 fun fact the painting's bob ross painted showd a journy

i take my food out at 0.01 seconds before it beeps to assure that extra warnth