I feel that it needs to be mentioned: the guy in the thumbnail is Feliks Zemdegs, and he's actually the goat, having achieved over 100 world records, and basically dominating 3x3 from 2009 to 2020.
@marbleWRKS6 ай бұрын
kewl
@NightAbyss_6 ай бұрын
I legitimately stared at the thumbnail for like 5 minutes before clicking on the video and wondered what Emkay had against Feliks.
@RatGamer166 ай бұрын
came here to say the same thing lol
@thecontaminatedone60946 ай бұрын
i miss when cubing was fun
@Vani11aDeath6 ай бұрын
Did they change the thumbnail? Cause all I see is the chef from ratatouille. Or am I just missing a joke?
@thelibrariansupermanny6 ай бұрын
This is in response to the question about the moths and lights. Scientists recently discovered that moths navigation systems are actually disrupted by lights. Moths naturally turn their backs to luminaries, such as the moon. It turns out, that when footage of moths flying around a light is slowed down, their backs are too the light. Essentially, moths and other flying insects are trapped in a horror show in which their own navigation systems cause them to keep reorienting in a circling of death. KZfaqr Anton Petrov recently released a video covering the scientific research on this and it is titled "We were completely wrong about why bugs are attracted to lights."
@killuazoldyck74426 ай бұрын
Oh damn that's interesting
@Im_Ellipsis6 ай бұрын
moths in memes: "y'all got any lamps" moths in real life: "AHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!"
@notchs0son6 ай бұрын
“Turns back to” no they want to use the moon and sun as points of orientation. It isn’t always the brightest thing it can orient with and therefore attempts to fly straight and subconsciously is correcting to be “straight”
@thelibrariansupermanny6 ай бұрын
@0son Yup, that is the gist of what I was saying, but in layman terms. Not everyone is as knowledgeable as you and I. ;)
@notchs0son6 ай бұрын
@@thelibrariansupermanny a layman should be able to understand, orientate and Straight. Otherwise I’m scared for them doing any job that is more than walk here place down.
@feralforestfae54396 ай бұрын
0:12 fun fact: the deodorant I use is called "wolfthorn", I have no clue what it's supposed to smell like but it smells good lol
@randonyoufool29286 ай бұрын
Old Spice is the biggest offender when it comes to naming smells.
@maxlikesdinos6 ай бұрын
My deodorant is called “dusk” and I also have no clue what it’s supposed to smell like but it still smells really good…
@mr.bobcyndaquil42145 ай бұрын
@@maxlikesdinosIt smells like a boomer shooter set in Pennsylvania with a score by Andrew Hulshult, perhaps.
@airilesyankovic2100Ай бұрын
Wolfthorn smells like blue raspberry to me
@jessicalee52606 ай бұрын
I've never met a WoW player who would forgive you for being a newbie. I was invited to a dungeon run by a friend of a friend because they couldn't find a tank, and I happened to be playing my warrior. Friend of friend seemed to forget that warriors spec differently for certain roles. I was specced for arms and had never even tried to tank. I told him this. He says it's fine, it's easy, just do all this instead of what you're used to doing. So I moved things around and changed armor and all that, we went in, and wiped in the second mob. This guy gave me an absolute lashing with words, lots of them four letters. Never did it again. Had one veteran player who was really cool to me though. He helped me because a player of the opposite faction and much higher level was camping my corpse in contested territory. He killed the guy and escorted me to my faction's town and invited me to his guild, which was dedicated to helping new players. Because of him, after I got better and upped my crafting, I would hang around starter towns and give new players a mooncloth bag and one or two gold.(Yes, I realize I probably helped a lot of people just making an alt or something, don't kill my buzz.😅)
@skypuppeteer6 ай бұрын
3:00 Robin didn't learn about the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... :( It literally opens with describing Godzilla as "hopping around" WHY ROBIN WHY
@StephenDurnan2 ай бұрын
It says "Old Godzilla" and came out during 2005 way before the first monsterverse film meaning it was describing Toho's Godzilla
@CreepersNeedHugs5 ай бұрын
36:30 Jack forgets he is Australian and needs to worry about the ASIO, not the FBI
@Piefaces136 ай бұрын
It’s a godly day when Emkay posts a 2 hour video
@pepsiman65346 ай бұрын
yes indeed
@marbleWRKS6 ай бұрын
you just made me notice…
@shadowrobot776 ай бұрын
I like how you read *"Father, i craved the cheddar"*
@shxzyk5 ай бұрын
I READ THIS WHEN THE PART CAME
@BishWithAKnife5 ай бұрын
When
@wigley76104 ай бұрын
@@BishWithAKnife 10:18
@Luke_Kuznetsov5 ай бұрын
58:49 basically moths use the moon/sun as direction and point their wings toward it, but when a brighter source of light appears they use that as a new direction and attempt to keep the top of their body pointing towards the light.
@GrifoStelle6 ай бұрын
4:14 1. Give Kong the Harambe skin. 2. Trade out the bombshell blonde Kong kidnaps. Make it so Korambe is saving a small child from Godzilla instead. 3. Kong still loses. Ending shot of passed out child on the palm of the still giant, Godzilla roaring in triumph. Tear streaked, mostly dressed military lead a screaming charge. Fade out with "to be continued" Let the rage flow, let the eyes roll. Call Michael Bay, he's gonna owe me money.
@Taylor_slayss5 ай бұрын
You need to hire Hollywood
@ZDub2755 ай бұрын
Ngl the Spotify no ads 30 minute "promise" is what pushed me to start downloading songs for free off KZfaq using a 3rd party app
@penguinGamez8784 ай бұрын
The queen Elizabeth one aged very well
@Zerberos226 ай бұрын
05:41 the big problem with nuclear energy is that you can't get rid of the waste, unfortunatly we can't do it like Josh in satisfactory and stuff the waste into a lizard doggo and yeet them into the void
@darkscot13386 ай бұрын
The issue with this thinking it ignores how lil waste there is. Strip mining for coal causes way more damage for the environment. Couple this with the fact that per capita nuclear has by far the lowest amount of deaths with almost all deaths from Fukushima being caused by the panic.
@AngryProtoBoi6 ай бұрын
The only real problems arise from accidents involving nuclear material. Chernobyl and Fukushima are pretty much worst case scenarios, but are necessary to realize where design can improve to be as safe as absolutely possible. The moment we figure out how to permanently deal with nuclear waste (which is actually mostly contaminated hazmat suits and equipment, and little of the material is actually spent fuel rods), it’ll be a very viable power source.
@JackieTheBastard6 ай бұрын
luckily all the waist from coal & fossil fuels is perfectly safe in our lungs
@alucardsantradideus2675 ай бұрын
There is surprisingly little waste, we can just encase it in a layered box of different materials and that thing will last until the radiation breaks down into led, we've thought about this for decades now but the public fear of radiation limits the approval
@AngryProtoBoi5 ай бұрын
@@alucardsantradideus267 Isn’t that what Thorium does when it finishes its half-life cycles?
@Entification6 ай бұрын
Me who takes my food out at 0:00 (yes, if you time it perfectly, you can open it at 0:00 WITHOUT it beeping or turning the display off)
@wisp_of_the_woods6 ай бұрын
ur microwave is built diferent
@Im_Ellipsis6 ай бұрын
i let it beep once just to annoy my family, there's been multiple times i've been told "either stop it before it beeps or let it beep all the way"
@ggundercover36816 ай бұрын
@@Im_Ellipsismy microwave doesn't do that. It either beeps or doesn't. If it starts to beep, it will do the whole cycle
@Im_Ellipsis6 ай бұрын
damn, that sucks@@ggundercover3681
@fandom_lover51765 ай бұрын
I did that once, I felt like a god- lol
@WalkerKiller1176 ай бұрын
I'm today years old when I found out that Robin makes a really good Grunkle Stan Impression and we should all praise him for it!
@UhmmYes800856 ай бұрын
Also we did buy Alaska for under 10m dollars we actually bought if for 7.2mil. I learned this in my social studies class like last week!
@ItsYaBoi4186 ай бұрын
36:14 I feel you Kenny. I’m right there with ya.
@yukismith45186 ай бұрын
I wanna say for the voting thing in the USA, it may vary on the area, but if enough people write on the ballot a name of a person not listed they can actually be accounted for in the final count. This can be done for federal and state elections.
@alexandrialarsen31015 ай бұрын
1:49:24 2nd panel translation "Can I have a beer, dad? I'm turning 14 today"
@f1zzy._xoxo6 ай бұрын
1:16:08 the original "stucking out ur gyatt 4 the rizzler" and "last rizzmas"
@fleshsoup5 ай бұрын
My microwave is so old that it doesn't beep and I have no way to exactly tell how many seconds or minutes are left when using it
@Morana-mori6 ай бұрын
5:37 my entire school district and the district i live in are powered by nuclear power and ever since finding that out, one of my friends has begun telling everyone in the elementary side of the school that they’re gonna be radioactive and glow in the dark from the lights. I love her so much, truly my role model
@JadianRadiator5 ай бұрын
2:56 Relative to his kaiju size, Kong is just a normal gorilla
@brandonvidell62016 ай бұрын
14:31 also,on the right,is Katie Marovitch of Collegehumor,now Dropout
@limenarity31415 ай бұрын
EmKay not having watched KZfaq on TV be like: 20:24 "KZfaq ads aren't that bad."
@maximusthebannanaman-zy7lr3 ай бұрын
hey its the year
@michalkap98596 ай бұрын
btw, homework was just cancelled in Poland
@Val833065 ай бұрын
“Well time to pack my bags :D”
@oodleskaboodle5 ай бұрын
@@Val83306why tf do you talk with quotes
@Val833065 ай бұрын
@@oodleskaboodle it was a joke
@animationcreation766 ай бұрын
1:35:47: As a New Zealander, I can tell you what different parts of the flag represent. The union jack in the top-left corner is probably there because we got colonised by Britain. The stars are in the pattern of the Southern Cross star constellation.
@stevenn1106 ай бұрын
KZfaq: Here, 5 unskippable ads! My 5 adblockers battling about who gets to block the ad first:
@wisp_of_the_woods6 ай бұрын
why do you have five adblockers😭 adblock pluss works perfecty fine. ur browser must be so slow
@galomendo6 ай бұрын
For me, youtube doesn’t allow any videos to load if you have an ad blocker on. Its shitty. Any tips on how to bypass that?
@verazzan5 ай бұрын
@@galomendo get ublock
@smashfanx75605 ай бұрын
@@wisp_of_the_woods its like multithreading :trol:
@S1llyD0gg5 ай бұрын
Mom you shouldn’t move in with a boyfriend you’ve had for 2 mont- “STOP ATTACKING ME”
@DeputatKaktus6 ай бұрын
Finally after seeing 12:34 I know I am not the only "weirdo" to do this. Took a break during a motorcycle ride today. Had myself a Clif bar and some coffee from a thermos. Stuffed the wrapper in my pocket, to get rid of it at home. Same with the tissue I had used to clean the cup of the thermos. Meanwhile some other people apparently cannot be arsed to take their own trash with them and leave literal piles of McDonald's packaging behind for someone else to clean up. Sometimes just a few feet away from a trash can. That laziness...I just don't get it.
@nothingboie73296 ай бұрын
39:15 This also reminds me that Super Mario Galaxy is going to be an 18 year old game, which would make it an 18 year old series... *in 2 years.* Ive quite literally grown up with these 2 games.
@kazuma72325 ай бұрын
Man, that game was my CHILDHOOD!
@shaw80714 ай бұрын
21:16 Robin the shell of baby turtles are actually pretty soft which is why a lot of baby turtles don't make it to the sea.
@Chloe_Pup4 ай бұрын
Girls: mmm what makeup to get oh I know I'll buy the whole makeup stock! Boys: "grab a ugly shirt" yep just for me
@michaelgrubbe78614 ай бұрын
True
@MooseGaming335 ай бұрын
1:02:20 while I've never had someone keep my resume after not being hired, I have had multiple local companies contact me about re-hiring after I left on my terms. It felt nice to be valued for my work even if I didn't need the position at the time.
@Koffeinhaltig_Pilz6 ай бұрын
0:27 I'm better than both because I take it out at zero seconds riiiiight before it beeps so that I don't have to hit “clear/cancel” (or leave it at 1 second like a jackass)
@judaspriestfan6 ай бұрын
0:20 women get to smell like a meadow of flowers and men has to smell like a factory or a warzone.😂
@starlight8466 ай бұрын
4:55 wow that episode was a blast from the past
@emiwo2.06 ай бұрын
27:46 Dear Jake from 2019 math class, my most sincere apologies. . . If we meet again, do not approach me. I do not know if I will shoot, or *shoot*.
@RegurgitationPotatoАй бұрын
0:12 I laughed so hard I busted my head on the wall and laughed hysterically for about 3 and a half hours. I then proceeded to chop my phone and melt it and use it for a seasoning for roast beef. I just about threw up my intestines and shed all the tears I have left
@Battlesny3 ай бұрын
I think the Bullcrap Buff that the monkey got was 'is now ten times bigger than that building he famously climbed' and 'his his hands can fit the woman he held while climbing that building's entire house in it'.
@lucahermann30405 ай бұрын
1:13 This actually is the former Rubik's Cube *world record* holder, and he *can* solve it in five seconds. His name is Feliks Zemdegs.
@Lolgun25 ай бұрын
58:55 the reason moths are attracted to the light is due to them using moonlight to navigate through the night
@luciannelson5887Ай бұрын
"Say karen one more time" "Shes an angry karen" Man, I know that my guy didn't just reference one of the best christmas movies of all time!
@beanboybruh5 ай бұрын
1:49:20 That's what it means: Can I have a beer, Dad? I'm turning 14 today.
@crackheadengineer37165 ай бұрын
10:57 jesus christ that stan impression is on point
@paperstrawsYT6 ай бұрын
these memes are truly dank
@VideoViperX6 ай бұрын
Dude it's been 2 minutes How do you know
@paperstrawsYT6 ай бұрын
@@VideoViperX because its dank
@erwantorio13144 ай бұрын
Brain: are you going to sleep? Me: yes i am. Now shut up. Brain: breathing set to manual Me: *B R E A T H S*
@yoface25376 ай бұрын
21:40 man you really did not need to hit me with that while I max out my fans manually to avoid burning my hand on my mouse
@gracemoran84743 ай бұрын
Here's the German Translation for 1:49:24 Girl : Can I have a beer, papa? I am turning 14 today. Guy : Yes. This is knowledge from Duolingo, so correct me if I'm wrong, this is just the basic saying.
@bjmccann127 күн бұрын
The baby falling down a pipe was a reference to 18 month old Jessica McClure falling down a well in her aunt's backyard in Midland, Texas in 1987. It made worldwide news.
@Sapphire15685 ай бұрын
29:39, I cried because I laughed so hard!!!🤣
@The-fs3dq3 ай бұрын
killing the doctor to get more time to live is how you end up like Sisyphus
@CheapCreep15 күн бұрын
2:35 Courier 6: "Male man? Yeah that's me"
@malisonlor3884 ай бұрын
I REMOVE THE FOOD BEFORE IT BEEPS 0:00 I AM THE ALL SEEING GOD OF THE MICROWAVES.
F13 is an existing key. Actually the spec goes all the way up to F24. They didn't create a new key. They just stopped having 12 keys stolen from them.
@sterlinggainey82674 ай бұрын
8:48-8:51 we seen this so many times and yet its still relatable
@DaPlenThing5 күн бұрын
20:32 with an adblocker, every ad I’ve gotten was a one minute+ unskippable ad
@datguymiller2 ай бұрын
58:53 they use the moon to travel to mating grounds (iirc) and artificial light confuses them
@khirasierАй бұрын
fun fact while a keyboard only goes to the f12 key, function keys are actual coded up to f24 in windows
@SaberShotFusion5 ай бұрын
5:45 by the way the people at chernobyl ignored the alarm siren when it went on and they just wanted to go home for christmas in time so they thought there was something wrong in the system and then it exploded
@FunMixTime4 ай бұрын
10:40 and then mom comes in and switches channel after hearing in the radio, that the 2nd tower has been hit.
@burritopuppy6 ай бұрын
15:52 Keanu reeves is definitely one
@GraemeSlam4 ай бұрын
0:24 people who hold 2 to make the microwave silent
@badatgaming99055 ай бұрын
Band aid? I think you mean pre-assembled medical grade adhesive, a medical grade coated cellulose sheet, and medical gauze that we conveniently can lend you for $187, before tax of course.
@VTPPGLVR6 ай бұрын
0:45 Some teachers when their kids scream for help running from bullies during recess. Same teachers when any student talks during class.
@valentinvintila424619 күн бұрын
When you think that Kong will win against Godzilla, but you see the giant lizard laugh like he was just playing around with Kong: 😐
@fishgood3373 ай бұрын
8:24 I Sound like a freaking cat when I stretch... Or just a high pitch noise
@Machinegun54402Ай бұрын
30:32 that aged like milk
@Upallnightwithnoshame3 ай бұрын
57:31 RIP to the Doge dog (actual name being Kabosu) who battled with leukemia and died on May 24th 2024.
@AceFace3506 ай бұрын
0:20 pathetic, I can take my food out with no time on the timer without letting it beep, so I don't have to cancel it when I want to use the microwave again and I don't have to hear a beep
@GrifoStelle6 ай бұрын
27:31 perfectly timed unskipable ad XD
@CreepersNeedHugs5 ай бұрын
47:28 even if you don’t have LED, the monitor is bright as shit
@PhoenixWing-hx3hs5 ай бұрын
25:47 hey! Do I not exist anymore? *disintegrates into oblivion*
@gl1tchb4by2 ай бұрын
30:31 this aged well
@DexterEngelmannАй бұрын
I sometimes let it out at one second and sometimes don’t (microwave)
@stargazer-795 ай бұрын
The thumbnail is too true 💀🙏
@user-wi2ns5tf3y3 ай бұрын
I’d cringe at my Graymarrow.
@wescrewyetlonely57045 ай бұрын
I wanna see the esoteric creation of you eating cheese in the sink
@ABANDONED234565 ай бұрын
23:35 For most colorblind conditions, it isnt like this. However, there's one colorblind condition that causes no color to be seen. Everything is black, grey and white.
@Talanford5 ай бұрын
The one with what the microwave sees is accurate for me but it's the Roblox man face instead of the normal face
@Bigendersnake2 ай бұрын
30:35 this one aged well..
@JakePhillips-fk1ji18 күн бұрын
15:37 this meme aged like milk
@CreepersNeedHugs5 ай бұрын
"Racism is better in Europe." -Robin
@BodhiChristenson-sh1xs7 күн бұрын
In Germany you have to VERIFY THAT YOU WANT FLAT WATER! To them non sparkling water is weird! 44:49
@j.p.69326 ай бұрын
2:07 which is why I never buy friends, clothes, music, or books
@hana39875 ай бұрын
27:44 Poland: piłka nożna
@Junior_hailyАй бұрын
10:57 *Le gasp* The three kingdoms...
@f1zzy._xoxo6 ай бұрын
44:35 ok but sparkling water is so tasty and i love soda and water
@CertainlySukrose5 ай бұрын
1:49:24 Me, a Dane who can understand basic German:
@justarandomperson86965 ай бұрын
22:12 it’s also funny if games have QR codes linking to a Rickroll
@Makeno10215 ай бұрын
okay i am an american and i have done both uber and door dash, i also occasionaly use these services as a customer myself, and sadly have times where i don't tip dispite knowing all too well that tip is really all those drivers are getting paid, i always strive to tip when i have the money to but when i am down to the end of my paycheck because i need their services to get to work or order food/gorceries because i cannot go get them myself i sadly don't tip knowing they are truthfully only being paid tips, with this in mind your uber/dasher is trying their best, they have to fight against other ubers and dashers to get your order, as well as traffic and other drivers on the roads where you live cut them a break and throw them a little extra in their tip when you can it will make their day and if they remember you can help purswade them to go a little more out of their waynext time they see you
@jackherring17234 ай бұрын
Why is you Stan Pinrs voice so good? I had to double check to see if you were talking or if it was a sound byte
@Ultranger6 ай бұрын
1:32:21 It can’t be- the meme travelled to the past
@mndlessdrwer2 ай бұрын
Homework shouldn't take long to complete. It's just a way to reinforce the material you learned in class through repetitive use. If it takes too long then the kids either won't do it, or won't be in a position to learn productively the next day. Pick your battles.
@trevordicentes81845 ай бұрын
I don't like how the term "gay" had it's definition go from "funny" to "two people of the same gender that like each other"
@ely78466 ай бұрын
9:40 fun fact the painting's bob ross painted showd a journy
@cameronrakowski76126 ай бұрын
i take my food out at 0.01 seconds before it beeps to assure that extra warnth