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most realistic thing ever on house md... but IRL is usually the karen mom

I used to work with kids, usually aged around 6-10, doing laser tag in a forest. Obviously it's a bit of a hazardous environment so sometimes I had to be a bit strict with the kids, and 99% of the time the parents would apologise for their kids behaviour.

@@wallythewondercorncake8657 who was the 1%?

@@wallythewondercorncake8657There’s parents who get furious when you make them actually watch their kids. I used to work at a gas station, and these two useless parents used to come in and then their kids would run around the store every time and got angry when we told them to be careful. The dad tried to start a fight with on coworker because their kids were throwing things at each other. There were these two really white trash druggies who would come in high with their litter of awful spawn and they’d run around the store. The parents would grab something put it on the counter, and think that would save them a place. So when there was a line they thought they could skip it because “well I put my stuff there first!”. Them and the kids would throw stuff on the counter until it piled up high and no one else could put their stuff there. Then when they paid the kids would say “I don’t want that anymore I want this” constantly as a line formed behind them. Then they said that I was scamming them by scanning things twice to pad the bill! They were gross, smelled awful, had most teeth missing, and the guy had he’s head shaved and all kids of stupid tattoos! $30+ dollars worth of junk food, candy, soda and energy drinks ON EBT! Then $40+ on cigarettes and tobacco! When our EBT wasn’t working they had a fit and said “well I guess we’ll just have to pay you tomorrow”! NOOO! Use your smoking and drinking money to buy your nonsense! When they made their kids put most of it up so the could buy their stuff and one complained they said “I know baby but he’s saying we can’t buy it!” And the guy put his hand in the boiled peanuts and when I said “c’mon man” he said “well how am I supposed to know if they’re good or not!” Had to dump it and clean it after had just done it earlier.

the kid punching the clown in the nards is probably like that because his father is shitty to begin with

There are a disturbing number of parents who premit their kids to do anything they want, but jump on anyone who dares show the kid any discipline.

*permit ​@@patrickdix772

He touched the kid, that's all it took

@@patrickdix772I’ve seen that myself - I saw this kid go up to this totally stranger and start kicking her , totally unprovoked. She didn’t push the kid away, she simply said “please stop doing that, you’re hurting me “, and the kids mother came running over. Instead of apologising for her kid’s behaviour, she ripped into the stranger for (and I quote) “f**king talking to my f**king child, you f**king b**ch!” Unbelievable!

A rarity. Hollywood loves to paint Fathers as idiots and step-Fathers as evil tyrants.

all parents screw kids up like you

the mom was the real problem here i kinda get keeping the secret from her kid, its screwed up in my opinion but i can at least see the reasoning butwhy keep it from the step dad? "hey my ex did something really bad to our son, help me keep him as far away from him as possible" that way, the step dad wouldnt have called the bio dad oh and also she shouldnt have kept it FROM HIS DOCTORS!!! though to be fair if all patients gave House an honest history, the episodes wouldnt be half as long

@@mrroboshadowEverybody lies remains true till the end of the series

@@bigchungus7263 oh definitely But you'd think they'd care more about living than saving face

It's a tough decision on her part. What good is it to know that sort of thing was done to you? Other than the syphilis, the only potential harm done via molestation is mental health. Telling him the truth would've turned him from someone who acted like they weren't molested, or "normal" into someone who has trauma from being molested. What good would that do?

@@norsehorse84 Keeping a lie this big away from him does no good either because what happens if the guy finds out. The hurt of being lied to will magnify every second it goes on. Plus the guy is basing his adult life on a lie, there is a lot of bad that comes from not telling the truth.

​@@norsehorse84except thats horribly wrong. PTSD is NOT a joke and kids dont just "forget" about it if they were too young. You get them counseling asap to learn ways to cope with the trauma instead of letting them burry it deep away to come out later in other mental disabilities, such as bipolar, and still not know because they start acting out.

@@notoriousd.i.g.87 If he finds out, I'd just tell him that he wasn't affected mentally by it before then, and that I wanted to just make him feel like nothing was wrong, because again, the only real lasting effect of molestation other than STD's is mental trauma. It'd be the equivalent of someone getting an infection, them having no symptoms and the infection passing through, then thinking that because they didn't experience the anguish that comes from said infection, infecting them yourself, but with a stronger strain just to make sure they understood what pain they should've felt earlier. It only causes suffering.

@@Rhaenarys In this scenario, the kid doesn't have PTSD. He's not suffering from any outward mental health issues. He didn't know what was happening at the time, because he was a child, and my guess is he felt normal afterwards because no one explicitly told him that he must feel horrible about the ordeal. I said it in another comment, but this is like someone getting a usually painful infection, showing no symptoms and having the infection pass through them without harm, then you yourself reinfecting them with a much stronger strain only because they didn't experience the pain they were supposed to the first time.

He work wasn’t acceptable

Was wondering if anyone else noticed it was lyle

You Sir are out of Order, His parents did eventually tell him, he was angry about all the lies so he left home and because his clowning wasn't up to standards as well as because he didn't get his grade 12 and only got a GED he was forced to take the job a Pollos Hermano's.

It would also explain why he tried to impress Gus so much, because of his daddy issues. Now Will Lyle become the new Gus in a spin spin off of Breaking Bad "The Lyle Cronicals " Or will he go to Law School and become the New Saul in " Lyle of the law" " law and lawyering with Lyle" :D

Nah bro, Lyle is literally the best picture of a employee. This was probably before he worked at los pollos Hermanos

Or in a ditch

Or the bloody afterlife

Or have your life support turned off while it seems you’re in a coma but you can completely understand what is happening

@@i_draw_whatever1677 nah thats easy having a quick death from being taken off life support is too good more like having anesthesia awareness during open body surgery

Good for him ...

Los Pollos Hermanos

What show

"I need to see your balls."

Lyle

A good majority of them do it unintentionally.

There’s a difference between screwing up your kid and giving them an std!

At least all children think so.

@@ndisfoshiz Does ignorance, a lack of awareness and stupidity make it better or worse? How many parents do you think do it deliberately? Yours is an extremely weird comment, unless you are making excuses for your own crimes!

@@truthteller99999 I don’t have children…nice try. Also two words: Ruby Franke

The person editing the clips changed, I think. The transitions aren't as smooth, either.

I don’t think DVDs are a thing anymore, are they?

@@AwesometownUSA idk why I said DVD lol, guess the age of the show got to me

@@jeffsan0.5 personally I miss DVDs, and physical media in general. you used to be able to just buy something once and then have it forever, now everything is just streaming so you constantly have to keep paying to basically rent access all your movies & shows & music etc

@@AwesometownUSA Physical media is king, in this day and age it's just so easy for them to take away the our online media. Sail the sea if necessary, don't let corporations take what is ours.

Yeah, I think House had it backwards.

​@@messinalyle4030 I think that it was intentional, as even Taub looked confused, too. It was like he was saying following your heart (i.e., doing what would have been painful yet right) was the better option than following your brain (i.e., overthinking it and shielding the patient from the truth as his mom did).

@@samasthetic Maybe. I was of the understanding that following your heart meant acting from emotion (which could be understood in this situation to mean acting from fear and a misplaced desire to protect the son) and following your head would mean acting from logic, which could mean reading up on psychology and taking into account the fact that these traumatic memories could burst out at any time, or he could find out from someone else, and then he'd end up feeling that much more betrayed at how long it had been kept from him. But it seems to me that the older I get, the more I hear people talk about one's "heart" and "head" in ways that confuse me. I'm not even sure I understand the difference anymore.

​@@messinalyle4030Yes, I agree. It was my understanding as well for following one's heart. I guess this is just another deep House statement to wrestle with.

The right thing would have been to tell the kid the truth. But sometimes the right thing isn’t always the best thing.

hey show some respect to mr. monk

Oh the entire time I was like “I completely understand why you did it!” How do you tell a kid that?

@@ndisfoshiz agreed, I was molested by my father and I have memories of it, I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.

The kid had a right to know.

@@NicoleCzarnecki like how said, "Why? to make him miserable?" he knew his diagnosis, why tell him that his father molested him?

That’s not her decision to make. He deserves to know the truth.

As he should!

She lied to protect herself from an uncomfortable and difficult situation. Stop excusing lies.

@@cassandro9445 didnt understand what i said. oh well.

@@cassandro9445 This. Living a lie is worse then any honest bad situation.

That’s kinda typical of this show

I guess he already knew the STD was the most likely reason, it simply made no sense since the boy is a virgin, and the mother never mentioned the abuse. But her reaction of pure hatred, his guilty response, and his walk... I guess it is enough for fiction.

I mean when you eliminated multiple other diseases yeah the little details give away answers

Not just the way he walked, but also the way the mother was so protective of her son.

Obviously Houses deductions are played up the same way Sherlock Homes' are, but as far as the shows universe goes his entire methodology is to assume every patient is lying, identify the type of lie (omission, commission, is it a lie due to shame, does the person think they are telling the truth but working with flawed information, are they only lying if a certain other person/loved one is nearby) and then add that information to his deductions. House knew that the mother desperately wanted to hide not only the father but the fact that he was even alive from her son, which would mean whatever reason she had to lie was big enough to warrant that. Even more so considering she was hesitant to get him involved when it seemed like his bone-marrow might be needed to save the kid.The fact that the stepfather was the one to call the father told House that it's not that the stepdad is feeling threatened and thinks he might lose his relationship with the kid if the kid meets his real dad. Then the dad showed up and after being told that he was not allowed to see his kid or talk to him when there was a real chance the kid might die of cancer his reaction was not an emotional or angry outburst at being kept away from his kid, it also wasn't a plea to be given a chance or anything like that. He simply walked away in shame, showing that whatever the cause for the split and lie was was something both sides agreed was his fault. At that point you go down the list of what would be bad enough to fit all that: Dad beat, abused or cheated on mom? He'd likely feel shame towards her, but still demand to at least see his son once. Dad is a deadbeat, drunkard, gambler or anything along those lines? Bad, but likely not bad enough for the mom to try and tell the doctors they should not involve the father and eventually asking for them to do it in another hospital if they need to get his bone-marrow. After a while you likely end up at "whatever the dad did, the kid was his victim", which explains the mom being overprotective and the dad seemingly feeling shame towards both mother and child. Thus, either he physically abused his son, or sexually abused him. That's when the walk starts to matter. Since syphilis causes nerve damage, people that currently have it or were heavily affected by it in the past tend to walk in a staggered way with their legs far apart. So he was left with "dad either beat or sexually abused the kid" "also dad has/had syphilis". It's just that in order to show his brilliance House tends to go through all of these things in the blink of an eye, while everyone else in the cast is still trying to process what is even going on.

As a nurse I can tell you that's not how it works .

It's not just this show. ER was like that, too.

@@l.a.3479 Good to know. I'm not a TV watcher so it looks like I haven't missed much.

@@francisjohnson665 Exactly. I think it's done to add drama and I don't think a hospital needs more drama.

They never let you in during emergencies but they don't really have recourse if you're already there and just refuse to leave when an emergency happens. I happened to be there during one and they asked me to leave and tried to guide me out, but I shook my head in refusal, backing myself into the farthest corner out of the way so they could work. I couldn't bear to leave my baby girl, not knowing if she was going to come back.

If he's a minor, he can't. The parents have to be the one to tell him

He would have been a loser who threw away any chance of success to be a failed clown.

Oh the trauma still effects how you behave you just aren’t aware of it. Your brain actually store’s trauma memories in a different place then normal memories and forms a sort of matrix of them starting with the first, and connecting them. So even if you aren’t consciously aware of it you still trip over the trauma in daily life. Your brain is convinced there is a lion still around and is constantly on guard for the smallest clue one is there, which is why deja vu is common getting sudden bad feeling, anxiety for no obvious reason, sudden paranoia ect, ect.

Zoomer brain

Brainrot

It's on Amazon Prime. (and probably some other streaming service)

​@@l.a.3479I think he meant he misses getting new episodes.

Sherlock

It was the walk, the son's symptoms, and the mother's protective rage at seeing the scumbag

That is overly pessimistic. There are many flaws with the US education system, but it's not as if the US has zero engineers, doctors, lawyers, etc

@@derekw104 you’re correct. It is very pessimistic. But I have also lived overseas for about a third of my life and have been able to compare it to the education system there. My daughter was bored out of her mind for much of elementary and middle school and high school has been very much a breeze. She came to study in the United States after being overseas from birth until fourth grade. Whenever I make disparaging comments about the American education system, I’m always hoping somewhere that someone in the system will step up, even though I’m a nobody. I really just want the system to be better, and have higher expectations of students.

@@jjminor unless you travel A LOT, then you've only seen one, maybe a handful of US school districts. The US is a massive country. The assumption that every district suffers from the same problems is a pretty big one. Frankly "US education system" as a sweeping phrase fails to capture the extremely varied contexts in which each district operates, and that itself is one of the most pressing difficulties that has to be addressed

Get your kid a private school, you're able to live abroad the a third of your life why are you being stingy when it comes to your kid's education

@@knight3612 you should be asking more detailed questions if you’re actually curious. Teachers don’t make a large salary here or abroad. And the fact that the private schools here are very slightly better if that. Edit I actually taught my daughter and son a lot myself once we arrived back in America. I didn’t want all that knowledge and those study tactics to go to waste. Edit 2 - 😅 I definitely don’t have enough money to “ get my kid a private school”. Schools are expensive to purchase. 😅😅 Edit 3 - i did not want to get into specifics, but the country I lived abroad in was not as well off as the US in general. I wasn’t in a western country such as England or Australia. Quite the opposite in fact. Not even first world.

Dang ok

@@benjaminwynn6825 had to do it to em

And last to get laid

Of course... Dad SAs little son... MOM is the cruel one. Typical male SJW chit right here! Congrats.

His dad literally molested his child and you called her cruel?😟

Yeah, screw the mum, who although flawed, protected her son from his father. How dare she keep the man/dad who constantly sexually moested his own child when he was just a kid? How utterly cruel of her. The father clearly never did anything wrong. Women are always the villian, men the victims 🙄.

Oh, right, the parent who loved him, raised him and did the best to protect him is the cruel one. Not the molester parent. Just say you hate women.

@@JeantheSecond-ip7qm LoL KZfaq deleted my comment here ... Let me see notifications of the same thread I was censored from. Classic KZfaq!

you are either an idiot or should watch the whole clip

Did you miss the part where the father molested the child