Everything seems all innocent, until you realize they're actually pointing out or setting up momentsin the most horrifying way: The toaster is clearly about the missile that destroyed Wanda's home, or the synthezoid made by Ultron combined with JARVIS would be the birth of Vision The Strucker watch clearly references Baron Strucker, who did experiments on Wanda with the Mind Stone The Hydra soap being HYDRA, which was Wanda's home following the destruction of her home The Lagos paper towels, meaning her accidental killings of humanitarians in Lagos during Civil War The Yo-Magic (by far the most horrifying) foreshadowing Agatha's power to drain life out of people (hence the shark giving the castaway who rapidly ages and dies trying to open the yogurt can, and the castaway symbolizes Wanda with the red clothing) The Nexus pills, ultimately, means her transformation into THE SCARLET WITCH.

Even now those uncanny commercial scenes are the scariest shit in the MCU. Just so uncomfortable and uneasy. The spooky symbolism and little signs at how deeply unhingend and unstable Wandas psyche and the fucked up game she is playing here are, it just creeped the fuck outta me. Shame that the MCU couldnt keep up quality after that.

What does this all mean? WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!

Toastmate 2000: Being that Vision is a result of Ultron's magnum opus, combined with Tony Stark's once-fragmented AI assistant JARVIS, this likely references him and his prevalence in Wanda's life. Strucker Watch: References the experiments Wanda was subject to by Hydra when they gained access to the Mind Stone in the form of the Scepter Loki used in The Avengers. Hydra Soak: The tagline likely references the part where Wanda sees a vision of herself as the Scarlet Witch, which she ironically tried to run away from for years. Lagos: Unsure, but likely it deals with Wanda trying to normalize her powers by retroactively altering people's perception inside the Hex. Yo-Magic: Foreshadowing Agatha Harkness' ability to suck the life force of people around her, which she intended to do to Wanda. This one can throw people for a loop because it focuses on Agatha, and not Wanda. Nexus: Side effects include: Pointing out the obvious. I don't think this makes an allusion to Doctor Strange, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's why they picked a prescribed drug.

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