Almost Dying on a Plane

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Almost Dying on a Plane - Marc Maron

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5 жыл бұрын

Marc Maron recalls a terrifying, turbulence-filled plane ride that he’s convinced almost killed him.
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@cheyenneguthrie2828 5 жыл бұрын

He came to a comedy club in my town and I went to see him and he was straight up leaning way back on the hood of some random guy’s car on the street right next to the line smoking a cigar looking burnt out as hell. It was fantastic

@BudLeiser 5 жыл бұрын

Its like sitting around a campfire and just listening to a master storyteller. Thanks Marc.

@hakim6158 5 жыл бұрын

He's a stand up with a classic 80s skillset. No matter how modern the material is you can easily spot old school styles of delivery. He is 80s through and through.

@HalimaAbshir 5 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld is 80s, Maron is just psychotic

@hakim6158 5 жыл бұрын

@@HalimaAbshir Richard Lewis is the epitome of 80s. No one was more psychotic.

@robertdavis4192 5 жыл бұрын

I was the guy sitting behind him, I actually recognized him but told people it was Louis CK, I didn't think they'd know who Maron was and I'd be doomed to be the guy who everybody points to saying "Hey tell Gus and Marjorie bout that time you and Moron almost died!"

@Harvester88 5 жыл бұрын

@@robertdavis4192 holy shit, seriously ?

@willt.9654 5 жыл бұрын

robert davis r/thathappened

@gandalfo 5 жыл бұрын

Such a gifted storyteller

@queenroo4082 5 жыл бұрын

Is it odd that I already have a death / funeral playlist?? 🤣 I’ve always loved Marc. He spills honesty and makes it funny.

@jaspeb9553 5 жыл бұрын

“I live in the freest country on earth, if you can afford it” - true story!

@stephjovi 5 жыл бұрын

not sure why the US keeps banging on about their freedom. Lot`s of countries are very free.

@jaspeb9553 5 жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi lot's of countries are even more free than the US (Jim Jeffries did a piece on that). And I guess they "bang about" it because it's their narrative, their propaganda, their hopes and dreams.

@zen4189 5 жыл бұрын

Us aint even free...You already talking about the freest..? Although that joke was perfect i believe lots of ppl missed the point...I might be the one misunderstanding it tho who knows

@ABCDoris 5 жыл бұрын

Jaspeb Exactly. It’s suits the narrative they want brainwashed into the masses. They don’t even realise it’s all propaganda and they’re simultaneously pretending to hate/want to free North Korea! 😂 Americans are in a similar position and hurtling even closer toward it with every passing day. Dumb, dumbs.

@nicosmind3 3 жыл бұрын

It rates pretty poorly in economic freedom, the way some Americans talk, both fans and haters of capitalism, you would think it was in the top 3, but nah, its like 18/19th (cant be assed double checking). But i guess thats people all over. They hear soundbites, they repeat soundbites like theyre speaking knowledge, yet have zero knowledge to back up what theyre saying. And worst is theyve no clue as to what the other sides position is. Its just people arguing with soundbites. No matter what country youre in

@DarcieGlam 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha "the noise changed...." Do you know how many times I wanted to do that? Too funny!

@davidmsirois 5 жыл бұрын

Since "Thinky Pain" .. Marc Maron has been one of my favorites. Such an incredible craftsman.

@donsal.t.1765 5 жыл бұрын

I forgot how funny he was

@bonnibel_bubblebuns 5 жыл бұрын

ugh ikr?

@robertdavis4192 5 жыл бұрын

@davidhelwich6158 4 жыл бұрын

David Sirois “IM A FUCKING POET”

@alanimoon9557 2 жыл бұрын

This is literally one of my favorite bits of his...I can hear this over and over and it never gets old.

@billyalarie929 4 жыл бұрын

6:11 is the most marc maron thing i've ever heard, ever in my life.

@suzirox9304 3 жыл бұрын

I really did lol at the “you don’t choose your scream” right b4 that ...

@ZZ-sb8os 5 жыл бұрын

All these years and Maron is still slaying. I

@djstarsign 5 жыл бұрын

Marc looks like a classic rock stoner who watched a few Godard films and said “yeah, I can get with this”.

@evan8654 5 жыл бұрын

Hahhaha!!!! Great comment!

@JAdamMoore 5 жыл бұрын

"CAUSE THAT'S WHAT FREEDOM FEELS LIKE!"

@RJ-fy2xt 5 жыл бұрын

Most american story ever

@bobvilla6576 5 жыл бұрын

@@RJ-fy2xt Yes, yes it is..

@bernniebabyyy 5 жыл бұрын

Best line!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Chris-od6he 3 жыл бұрын

"...sometimes"

@suzbart2084 5 жыл бұрын

“You don’t choose your scream”😂🤣😂

@TEXAS2459 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAAHA "OHHWW COMMMOONNNN!!!!" I M NT LYING THATS HOW I REALLY SCREAM TOO SO TRUE BUT SO HILLARIOUS

@AprilPray 5 жыл бұрын

Marc Maron is amazing!😁😄 Been in love with him for 20+ years because he's so damn cool.

@loddyda 2 жыл бұрын

This dude is insanely underrated

@flynnby 5 жыл бұрын

Well done, Marc! I love the conversation style of stand up comedy. It’s like he’s talking to me and we both have an audience.🤪

@julianruiz2695 2 жыл бұрын

“Hey we did the right thing, man….these people are dead inside” lmao

@blackbird5634 5 жыл бұрын

Marc Maron looks the way a cigarette tastes.

@pedros.1656 5 жыл бұрын

He kinda looks like John McAfee

@concretefreeman 5 жыл бұрын

@@pedros.1656 The computer virus guy?

@TetraShot 5 жыл бұрын

Nah its a lozenge

@risoup2892 5 жыл бұрын

Sexy, I agree

@gregormiller4037 5 жыл бұрын

will crow, do you put them in your omelet or margarita?

@KatzenjammerKid61 5 жыл бұрын

"Do I want to die to this song?"

@RansomeStoddard 5 жыл бұрын

I loved that. After hearing this I actually spent 20 minutes thinking about what song I want to die to. I came up with a short list of 5 and asked my wife for advice in narrowing the list. She just told me to stop drinking so early in the day.

@Lollita23 5 жыл бұрын

So funny and relatable. I would have for sure been the third one screaming involuntarily. 😂

@momishka7 5 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love Marc Maron!!!!!

@georgev3320 5 жыл бұрын

Really good. We need more of this guy.

@Lollita23 5 жыл бұрын

He has a show and a podcast👍

@orangelion03 5 жыл бұрын

Check out "Sword Of Trust". He's terrific in it. All improv.

@timpower4922 5 жыл бұрын

On a really bad flight as I was convinced we were going down. People were screaming and crying. I was laughing like I was on a rollercoaster. I’m not bragging. People have their own way of handling perceived near death moments. I’m the laughing idiot I suppose.

@lisavalentine8877 2 жыл бұрын

When I was 10 we flew to Brazil to visit family. Middle of the night, we hit turbulence. My sisters & I thought it was thrilling & fun. Everybody else had their rosaries out & giving us the evil eye! I wish I was as relaxed while flying now, as a much older person.

@vagrantmessiah 5 жыл бұрын

Now I need to make a "DEATH" playlist lol

@michaelh.2041 5 жыл бұрын

I'm definitely gonna make a death playlist now.

@windmillin-in-the-dirt2489 5 жыл бұрын

Michael H, give me back my name.

@robinsonshe06 5 жыл бұрын

Michael H. - Right? Isn’t this a brilliant idea?!!

@xvictoriax8421 5 жыл бұрын

He’s so oddly attractive and his comedy 😂 I live in Cleveland and lost it when he said “...and then Cleveland happened”

@stickyone11 5 жыл бұрын

Marc reminds me of RDJ lol he looks/sounds like him to me a lot!

@humansaremonkeys 2 жыл бұрын

My new favorite this guy is.

@KNOCEANMUSIC 5 жыл бұрын

"Live the lie you want" lol Maron with another classic.

@gykin9064 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he said believe the lie you want

@gykin9064 5 жыл бұрын

Works either way tho lmao

@patrickmccutcheon8860 5 жыл бұрын

One time I had to ride with a dude I know is an alcoholic, and to make matters worse he's the worst driver I've ever ridden with. I distinctly remember "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi playing on the radio and me thinking, "God, please don't let me die hearing this as my last song.."

@hornerinf 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent set. First time hearing Marc perform. I have been listening to his interviews with iconic comics. He does really good himself. I'm a fan now.

@troythompson2 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best I’ve seen in a while

@BadgerBills 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is the ultimate story teller I was crying from laughter

@lazermachine 8 ай бұрын

Prob my fav comedian - this is beyond funny.

@lin_is_a_bird 5 жыл бұрын

LOL! Never walking around barefoot in a hotel room again. Slippers, please!

@stewarthowell6781 5 жыл бұрын

I've been watching GLOW again. Love this guy.

@kevinbirmingham8629 Жыл бұрын

"You don't choose your scream" is the funniest line LOL ....I had no idea this man is this funny.

@dolphin8815 5 жыл бұрын

Mark is the best.

@Gravyea 4 жыл бұрын

My new favorite comedian

@psandvik 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant comedian.

@workingguy6666 5 жыл бұрын

Very possibly the best comedian I've seen on KZfaq this year. Damn.

@erinastray 5 жыл бұрын

you came on the floor of the hotel room? damn that’s a savage move

@JazzyJonas 5 жыл бұрын

I love this guy!. Marc's not always the funniest, but damn is he a master story teller!

@ConstanceWhenever 2 жыл бұрын

The idea of a 57yo man caring about his wolverine 1000 mile boots and raw denim jeans is funny.

@alexkennedy9963 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how to explain this except to say he’s like an amalgamation on Richard Speight and Rob Benedict in both looks and story telling ability and I’m here for it

@lordtachanka903 5 жыл бұрын

*”OH COME ON”*

@cocog1011 3 жыл бұрын

i love how you can feel his presence through his work

@joelcormier2519 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see him he's coming to my hometown it's going to be funny

@christophermoreno8974 4 жыл бұрын

Love you Marc.

@rhllnm 5 жыл бұрын

Look at his cute little pants and boots. So cute.

@jillianelise5 4 жыл бұрын

He's like a professor💙

@CyclopsWasRight616 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Glow, I can no longer see him as Marc Maron the comedian.

@lawnguylanda912 4 жыл бұрын

Cyclops Was Right omg i just realized the fucking coach was Marc!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wildphototaker 4 жыл бұрын

Lawn Guylanda what? He was the director not the coach

@rachelrenee5604 5 жыл бұрын

SO many reasons to NEVER walk bare footed anywhere,...ever!

@justasc4505 5 жыл бұрын

i just love the fuck outta this man.

@joanclayton5212 5 жыл бұрын

✌️“Peace, Brother. Never Forget”

@ARCoventry 5 жыл бұрын

The kid's still got it

@timmmychanga 5 жыл бұрын

I needed this thank you! ❤

@kellymckenzie4865 5 жыл бұрын

If I smoke too much weed I turn into Marc Maron.

@caroledrury1411 4 жыл бұрын

I looooooove him!!!!!!

@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын

Just you two guys!

@a.k.4o 5 жыл бұрын

Already making my death play list😂

@kenmoops7547 5 жыл бұрын

I fucking choked of laughter, I haven't laughed that hard in a while ❤️

@spaceo8568 5 жыл бұрын

OMG he's so funny. I'm coughing and crying at the same time.

@melindac3368 5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Thanks.

@EvieVermont 5 жыл бұрын

I love this guy

@nicholasonufrak 5 жыл бұрын

My hands just started sweating listening to this.

@paulfroelich1024 5 жыл бұрын

"Oh come on!" That's fucking great. He sounded like Attell by the way.

@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын

Wish my girlfriend was here!

@KingRey. 2 жыл бұрын

Been on a plane like this before. We arrived an hour early because the pilot decided to go through the storm.

@AlexZeBeast 5 жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant

@ShelleyOwen 3 жыл бұрын

LOL I just made a death play list last week.

@gratefuldoge8598 5 жыл бұрын

Man Nick Thune is all grown up. Them commercials paid off!

@manuellauro2138 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@kpag3030 5 жыл бұрын

Always funny

@goldeneddie 5 жыл бұрын

If Robert Downey Jr and Woody Allen morphed into one person....

@farrelmukhesh 5 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@CarlosMontesBby 5 жыл бұрын

6 people had anxiety hearing this

@TheresOnly1Stef 5 жыл бұрын

FUNNY ASF 😆😆😆😆😆

@ty_teynium 5 жыл бұрын

This is the type of guy who'd get two people on a train to start fighting and sits next to me and goes " that was worth the delay wasnt it"... And I'd agree with him!

@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын

Jesus is so catchy! 🤣

@pattonjeffrey6 5 жыл бұрын

Love the podcast, keep it up Marc!

@TaxGoddess 5 жыл бұрын

Which podcast? Would love to listen!

@pattonjeffrey6 5 жыл бұрын

Tax Goddess wtf with Marc Maron is what it’s called

@loudermusic 5 жыл бұрын

the one and only

@blupunk01 5 жыл бұрын

"That's how a MAN screams."

@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын

Don’t take away my hobbies!

@MrFace7100 4 жыл бұрын

awesome

@hollyvines8188 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂Do you ever come to Little Rock??

@MarkWladika 5 жыл бұрын

I can't hear Marc without thinking "that's Mo Szyslak"

@beagleman123456789 Жыл бұрын

He’s funny 😆

@Dayglodaydreams 3 жыл бұрын

Someone should get him to interview Norman Jewison on his show, and bring up Rollerball at some point.

@damionreid3164 5 жыл бұрын

Had a similar experience with what i perceived to me major turbulence and the only thing that could come to my mind was that dam goldfish crackers ad "the snack that smiles back". Not sure how or why it popped into my head but all i could think about was "is this going to be playing in my head when we all die?"

@coreyyoungblood3811 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to the editing team the whole 2nd half of the bit is missing context.

@vonlossberg 4 жыл бұрын

He kills me..has some really good ones on Netflix. Get Real and End of times then another one. lol

@barowt 5 жыл бұрын

That's how a man screams!

@phillipesch7556 3 жыл бұрын

Legend of comedy. Just found him through 2B1C...not the drug...

@chazblank2717 4 жыл бұрын

“I live in the freest country in the world, if you can afford it.”

@heikkijhautanen4576 2 жыл бұрын

deathplay list..... something to think about :D

@travismonk2804 5 жыл бұрын

Omg a well written and purposeful comedy bit with insight and fantastic lines. Don't get these too often.

@DruNature 5 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAHAHA the master at work!!

@TommyLikeTom 5 жыл бұрын

Now that Louis's out of the picture it's Marcy's time to shine! Oh you don't know what your scream sounds like do you? Now where have I heard that? XD XD