Thanks for watching, everyone. Except the people who didn't enjoy it.

"You taught a murderer how to walk That's the first part of murdering!" 😅😄😂

the helicopter line killed me. perfect delivery.

this guy's voice would be good for a murder mystery audiobook

"How'd this pizza get here?"... "should we keep it?"

True- following kids around “don’t die” all day is exhausting.

Thank you for calling out those lazy folks who say "they have someone to clean that up." As a custodian listening to this while cleaning, I see some messes and shake my head and think how in the world did this happen?!

I've seen his stuff so much and hearing him not swear during his sets changes my experience so much but he still conveyed perfect energy and I loved it.

His example of people who can’t get around a pillow reminded me of how hopeless sims are all the time... “oh look a rubber duck; I guess I can’t eat now..”

Russian nesting doll of irresponsibility. 😂 I broke on that one bad.

This guy a brutal genius. Clever and sharp laffs. He summed it all up with a gut punch of intense jokes. I loved this right away. Thanks DRY BAR.

He takes airline jokes to a whole new level lol

“Eventually kids become smarter than dogs … like around 27 or 28.” 🤣🤣 In some cases THAT is being generous.

"I like peanut butter, can you swim!?!" I can't. 🤣🤣🤣

I've heard this set in both forms and I prefer dry, I add the curses myself internally. I can hear the nuance Steve puts into his choice of substitute word. Well done. A true performer, adaptable.

This guy!! "I got mad cause she didn't even say thank you!" 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

When I was a kid, there was an outlet that had gotten taken out and I stuck a metal hanger in there and it shocked me. So I did it again. A dog would never do that.

Steve really nails the lines in this set. Would love to see him live someday

"...because you can mess it up emotionally but you cant let it die..." 🤣🤣🤣

"Raccoons do it consistently!" Lmao! 🤣

Getting Steve Hofstetter on Dry bar is equivalent to getting someone like Kevin Hart on here. Steve Hofstetter is famously amazing. Would have been epic if there was a heckler in the crowd but Dry Bar would have kicked that person out and banned him/her for life. great bits as usual. thanks Dry Bar.

"They have people for that". I enjoy watching this over and over!!

His thought process is great. Strangely funny, I really enjoyed his twist.

2 minutes in and I'm wheezing... This guy just got a fan.

That was seriously impressive. He took one experience, which had the potential to be laced with content, avoided it completely and filmed an entire special off of hijinx in the interim. Wow!

This is what I expected when I first came to dry bar comedy: The ultimate in dry humor! Steve Hofstetter really delivered in this one!

Being able to make people laugh without being vulgar or crude is the true definition of comedy! Well done.😇👍

Loved the CK-esque absurdly long tangent about comparing dogs to children before hitting us with the “that’s why I don’t like talking to people on planes”. Glad to see you’re still out there doing your thing! I remember binge watching all of your heckler videos a while back, but I haven’t seen anything from you in quite some time. Thanks for all the laughs with this, man!

Steve's gotta be my favorite comic, period. Love his material. Hes pretty good with hecklers too, fyi

That helicopter/kid bit gets me every time 🤣🤣

"You just follow your child around just going don't die don't die don't die don't die, because you could mess it up emotionally, but you can't let it die. That's the rule, that's the rule!" 🤣

Was waiting for a heckler to "get owned" the whole video

Hahaha!!! To can raise a murderer, but "you did your best!" Truth!!

Your humor is incredible Steve first time hearing you. Thanks for brightening up day

I loved this set. I love the delivery and sarcasm. My (ex) husband and I babysat for my friend's twin boys, age 11 months 3 weeks. We had them 4 nights. We put plastic plugs in every single outlet but one. The parents were at the end of the block when I heard my husband say, "Stop! Don't do that! Why?" and sure enough, one of the boys had crawled into my office, under my desk and put his tongue in the one exposed outlet. The parents were not more than a minute away when that happened. We had white tile floors and carpet. After the first feeding, the kitchen floor was orange and green, and the walls, too, so I brought them to their house for meals while I fed their dogs dogs. When the boys were done eating, the dogs cleaned them off and I hosed them down. It was the longest 108 hours ever. Straight out of a sitcom. Black sharpie markers on the walls, comforter, carpet, blinds... Kind of like that scene from "Raising Arizona" when the kid's wreak havoc on the trailer, but age 11 months and three weeks. Two weeks later, my husband got a vasectomy. We were cat people, not parents. Earlier we were banned from hosting high school exchange students again because my ex sent a 13 y.o boy to the airport wrapped like a mummy (seriously, like Halloween) from severe sunburn. He didn't check that a pale German boy had applied appropriate sunscreen for a day of innertubing down the river in Arizona during the summer. First host family to ever test out the health insurance policy.

You can mess it up emotionally but you can't let it die 🤣🤣🤣

"I'm not the hero you deserve but I'm the one you need." Beautiful.

The sleeping during a plane crash was hilarious!

I've NEVER wanted a comedian's story to be true more than this one...

Steve is my favorite comedian, I can't believe he did a clean show haha 😆 love this

5:50 is SO true! Don't die, don't die! Why are they so hell bent on doing stuff that could kill them?!! I swear I'm gonna cry! So funny!

I love charismatic genius comedians like this guy !

Steve Hofstetter is going places and looking out for his fellow passengers.

I don't think there's necessarily a virtue in avoiding swearing like the plague, especially if a person looks down on/judges others for cursing or being alright with it. However it is more impressive to me when any comedian can be as funny or funnier even sometimes, doing their set clean. Great job! Some of these folks are fantastic, this homie included. By the way I really appreciate all the content, especially in this vast barren wasteland of covid-caused lack of comedy

"Doesn't even thank me, which I thought was rude." That was my champagne moment. That properly demonstrates the full beauty of the evolution of humankind to the point of genius comedy. So few words to hit us with a perfect comedy moment.

Lol!🤣 Didn't realize he could do comedy without cussing...very enjoyable. And funny.

Brilliant! Thank you!!

"A paper cut could decapitate someone in a plane crash." His next line should have been; "Then you should be taking away magazines, not pillows."

"The crazy train had another stop to make."

I literally peed just a little from laughing so hard!

His narration really takes you places! It was GREAT!

Loving the dry sense of humor. Oh my word. 😂

He kept it mostly clean and did great.

I actually did stick a knife in an electrical outlet as a kid!! My hair used to be stick straight. After that...corkscrew curls for life!😂😂

Love these sets, particularly gate 53C. 😂😂😂😂

I agree, Steve's flying jokes are superb. Bravo!

I rememer his set almost word for word. I love Steve's comedy. Can't wait for the next time I can see him live.

This guy is great

It's almost better the 2nd time! Maybe it's just in contrast to what else is out there. Also, it is such a relief to be able to relax when reading the positive and supportive comments here, and Dry Bar as well. Thanks 👍😌

This is one of the best shows I've seen on DryBar so far. I'm in actual pain in the abdominal area cause of laughter 🤣🤣🤣 Hillarious!

Can't believe I missed a dry bar upload of Hofstetter. Completely ditched whatever I was watching for this. No regrets.

I wish I could have gone to see him live at dry bar, I live next to it. Too bad, but so glad to see it's been recorded. Thanks Steve!

I have not laughed so hard in a very long time the paper cut joke was awesome , not to be outdone by the sleeping mask joke, that was so freaking funny! If anyone doesn't watch the full episodes you're doing yourself a disservice for a good laugh!

This is such a well written set

Ah, Steve Hofstetter on Dry Bar! How did you rein his profanity in?? Can't wait for the Louis C.K. and Eddie Griffin specials!

Certified Gold!!!!!

This comedian has the cutest dog I always think he the realist person He is very bright and quick to retort I like him undeneath the harshness he seems to have very kind heart ....caring person

Wow! Hoffstetter doing a clean act! Awesome! Of course, they don’t heckle in the dry bar

So this is what a show looks like with no hecklers!! Ive seen almost all of these clips, many times… first time uninterrupted tho 🤣

My man makes good points all round

such high quality comedy. bravo.

The kid jokes were on point. Lol.

I love this. It’s even better because the way he softens and raises his voice, it sounds like a motivational speech or slam poetry. He’s one of my favorites.

There's a huge difference between dogs and kids. Rofl

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today.

You are hilarious!I love laughing, thank you for this 👏

His routine was very polished and funny as heck.

I can't wait for these people to look Steve up and be bombarded by obscenities. 😆

I could listen to this guy allllll day!!!

Laugh out loud funny! His timing is impeccable and his wit is enchanting. Can't wait to see more.

It was because of Steve Hofstetter that I found my favorite comedian, Jimmy carr. Not dissing Steve, just was watching one of his heckler videos and come across Jimmy's heckle videos and got addicted.

😂😂 So funny, because oddly enough, as a Narcoleptic, I've slept through everything, including Nascar races! Not sure I could sleep through a plane crash though 🤣

Don't know why I was unaware you had these up on KZfaq, now I do. My viewing for the day is set!

Excellent

Holy crap I'm dying right now 😂😂🤣

dude really doesn't get enough fame beyond his own youtube channel He's great, really.

I have never seen Steve work clean, but he was hilarious. An all-time great plane bit!

This guy is really good!!

Steve!! He’s the best. I used to watch him all the time!

You are Hilarious. My husband and I are laughing so hard at everything you are saying because it's all true,we have kids( Thank God ,they are grown and have kids of their own now) and we have always had dogs,you are right on Both accounts and as for the airlines and the crazy train,Right Again.Everyone so needs more of you Every day especially Now,but even if there wasn't a pandemic, YOU ROCK.😂💙🖐✌KEEP EM COMING and God Bless You Steve.✝️🙏💜🦋

His tangents and segment transitions were so so smooth

Was so good to see Steve here. Like I know all of that material but it still is always fun to hear his delivery of it.

One of the greatest revenge stories ever told. All hail Steve, Guardian of the Poop.

Brilliant

Dry Bar introduces me to another new favorite!

Great material 👏

I am cry laughing here, I work in the flight safety sector and this is quite good description on where things go overboard.

Another keeper for me. Solid set, not a second wasted. definitely a hero for doing that to the obnoxious woman. 👍👍👍

Such intelligent humor!

Saw him for the first time and I was laughing hysterically 😁😁 so good! Much needed jokes!