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Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell

Жыл бұрын

I don't care what Lifeway says. The theme is chaos. Every year.

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@alostrich
@alostrich Жыл бұрын
Subscribe or drink unleaded Kool-aid
@THEHOOPSTERTV
@THEHOOPSTERTV Жыл бұрын
I am at vbs helping right now
@jasonPatten
@jasonPatten Жыл бұрын
If you hide out in the Volunteer room. You can get the better snacks that get hidden from the kids
@ryakkan
@ryakkan Жыл бұрын
Invoking Jeff's name made me burst out in laughter. I've known him for ages
@sjenny5891
@sjenny5891 Жыл бұрын
You should change it to Subscribe or drink Unsweetened Tea. We drink Unleaded Koolaid in the north.
@jimmcclure7720
@jimmcclure7720 Жыл бұрын
Already subscribed..... And only Low Sulphur for me......and a couple of those Hydrox cookies....please and thank you.
@comerland
@comerland Жыл бұрын
Our church custodian once put up a sign the first day of VBS that read, “Thou shall not glitter.”
@cynthiajohnston424
@cynthiajohnston424 Жыл бұрын
Bahahaha ! I get it ! I house /pet-sit for a friend who frequently entertains her three nieces & I'd usually find glitter on the pets & then wore most of it home on me ! 🤣
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff Жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman Жыл бұрын
Teacher friends call it "the herpes of the craft world."
@cynthiajohnston424
@cynthiajohnston424 Жыл бұрын
@@tejaswoman 🤣
@Grace2shar
@Grace2shar 11 ай бұрын
Glitter is the absolute worst!!! 🤣😂
@DungeonerHarold
@DungeonerHarold Жыл бұрын
“The theme? The theme should be Jesus!” Best quote ever
@katherineknapp4370
@katherineknapp4370 Ай бұрын
Amen 🙏 🙌
@ThatColin
@ThatColin 6 күн бұрын
Eh
@thestoryfactory8429
@thestoryfactory8429 Жыл бұрын
Our best VBS was the year someone's brother or son was home from the army and got "involuntarily volunteered" to be one of the class leads. He had no idea what to do, but told us that since David led an army he was going to teach us battlefield triage. We spent an hour learning how to make dressings, splint bones, and tie tourniquets. Literally the only VBS lesson I remember in detail.
@FarmgirlFriday
@FarmgirlFriday Жыл бұрын
Just volunteered for our VBS and got asked if I wanted to help at the archery station, the knife throwing station, or the shooting station. We might need those triage skills 😂
@katherinebrown5720
@katherinebrown5720 Жыл бұрын
That's. Awesome.
@AludraEltaninAltair
@AludraEltaninAltair Жыл бұрын
I learned literally nothing useful in a decade of VBS summers. I'm so jealous.
@cocotalbert1382
@cocotalbert1382 Жыл бұрын
We call that voluntold.
@sumeragichan
@sumeragichan Жыл бұрын
I would have enjoyed that one. Not to shabby. XD
@chasebriscoefan14
@chasebriscoefan14 Жыл бұрын
As an established VBS Veteran, This is accurate
@m-dog4163
@m-dog4163 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service we appreciate your efforts
@vickiwilliamson1420
@vickiwilliamson1420 Жыл бұрын
Yep... I am an established VBS vet as well. LOL 😁
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
Having taught both VBS and Sunday School, I found the reality to be a lot darker.
@mrs.antihero
@mrs.antihero Жыл бұрын
Absolutely accurate! 😅
@m-dog4163
@m-dog4163 Жыл бұрын
@@vickiwilliamson1420 your country thanks you as well
@kats9755
@kats9755 Жыл бұрын
"You tell Cheryl that her reward is in Heaven and that also includes reimbursements." 🤣🤣🤣
@Grace2shar
@Grace2shar Жыл бұрын
Something called “Oriental Trading”! Right!!! Every VBS, Sunday School and Elementary School teacher knows Oriental Trading! 😂😂😂❤
@amyk87
@amyk87 5 күн бұрын
That one got me 😂😂😂
@talklikeahick2u877
@talklikeahick2u877 Жыл бұрын
My 85yo Dad still has the popsicle cabin on his desk that I made in the early 70’s😂
@kareninhtownmitchell9191
@kareninhtownmitchell9191 Жыл бұрын
My dad had an orange juice can covered in dried pasta and spray painted gold…he used it as his pen holder at work until he retired!
@talklikeahick2u877
@talklikeahick2u877 Жыл бұрын
@@kareninhtownmitchell9191 Awwwww I love that!
@dgeneeknapp3168
@dgeneeknapp3168 Жыл бұрын
That's precious 💞.
@lavenderflowersfall280
@lavenderflowersfall280 Жыл бұрын
Lol that's in my book
@jordansweet8054
@jordansweet8054 2 ай бұрын
That's sweet!
@firesoulrocker
@firesoulrocker Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 the shadrach, meschak and abendago part....laughed far too hard at that
@JdoubleE5000
@JdoubleE5000 Жыл бұрын
Solid Beastie Boys ref
@vickiwilliamson1420
@vickiwilliamson1420 Жыл бұрын
Made me think of Veggie Tales "Rack, Shack and Benny" one of my favorite videos. 😆
@LishB1011
@LishB1011 Жыл бұрын
​@@vickiwilliamson1420 and now I have The Bunny Song stuck in my head.
@FakeAFSongLyrics
@FakeAFSongLyrics Жыл бұрын
Amen!
@SigningWithTheByrds
@SigningWithTheByrds Жыл бұрын
I definitely did too! 😂😂😂😂
@taylorlibby7642
@taylorlibby7642 Жыл бұрын
Being a Catholic child raised in Alabama and sent to a Southern Baptist VBS was definitely a cultural experience.😂🤣😂🤣
@Caroline-jt6ez
@Caroline-jt6ez Жыл бұрын
I went to a VBS ran by a nondenom evangelical church in the 2000s. I also was Catholic. Years later my Catholic church did a VBS but we tried to make it more Catholic by talking about "The Saint of the Day" during lunch.
@73dmonty
@73dmonty Жыл бұрын
Whew! That's a bit of culture shock I imagine!
@lilbatz
@lilbatz Жыл бұрын
​@キャロラインCaroline GAH! Like catechism from September to the middle of May wasn't bad enough. Who willing signs up for that? Us Idol Worshippers got the summers off.
@BassRacerx
@BassRacerx Жыл бұрын
holy shit yes.
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff Жыл бұрын
We Catholics now have our own VBS, and I have either volunteered or run them for at least two decades. When you see the statue of St. Francis or Assisi made of popsicle sticks and painted with temperas, yep, my idea. 😂😂
@philopowerpoints
@philopowerpoints Жыл бұрын
I was raised a Chicago Roman Catholic but my parents let me go to Presbyterian Vacation Bible School with the next door neighbor kids. Years later, as an adult, I am living in the south. At a party I mentioned how we used to play in an inflatable tunnel at VBS after studying the story of Jonah in the Whale. Immediately five different parents from five different VBSs said "I'm going to use that idea this summer!" The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
@SigningWithTheByrds
@SigningWithTheByrds Жыл бұрын
😂 yes He does
@valeriethomas4168
@valeriethomas4168 Жыл бұрын
I was raised Roman Catholic too. We had no such fun thing as Bible School! When we moved to Alabama, I was invited to Bible School by a neighbor who went to The Church of Christ. That is one of the sweet memories of my childhood. Not only did I learn a new way of worship-I learned “This little light of mine” and tasted Sun Drop for the first time. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. I’m 71 now, and will be forever grateful to the family that invited me. In fact, it made such a great impact, that I was director of Bible School in different churches as an adult. I made sure that all of my own children had the Bible School experience AND the privilege of going to a church camp in the summer!😊❤️✝️
@pcbassoon3892
@pcbassoon3892 Жыл бұрын
Presbyterian bible school is nuts. I was raised Presbyterian.
@ybunnygurl
@ybunnygurl Жыл бұрын
The inflated tunnel is that a bunch of box fans with a bunch of garbage bags taped on top to make it the whale cuz that's what they did when you're at my vacation Bible School.
@XlittleXdrummerXgirl
@XlittleXdrummerXgirl Жыл бұрын
Okay the GASP I just released since that's what we did whenever I was volunteering with the "skit" part of Catholic VBS... many years ago since I needed volunteer hours to graduate Catholic high school AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAY WE DID FOR JONAH AND THE WHALE BECAUSE IT WAS MENTIONED IN THE MATERIALS... Lifeway(?) SENT OVER We were bougie and used someone's tent instead of trashbags tho, lol
@llamasugar5478
@llamasugar5478 Жыл бұрын
Being from a lower-class neighborhood, I was that kid who _wanted_ to go to as many VBSs as possible. I liked stories and crafts, and I LOVED snacks!
@llamasugar5478
@llamasugar5478 Жыл бұрын
@@godisgracious6098 it’s why I’m happy to volunteer, myself. One summer, I was helping with a VBS out in Idaho in a depressed area. We ran out of drink mix because kids were sneaking in and _eating it._ Poor things! We locked up the powder and got the church ladies to make extra cookies for the snacks. Word must’ve gotten around, because by Friday we had a lot of kids attending. 😄
@chillmemes5865
@chillmemes5865 21 күн бұрын
@@llamasugar5478How sweet. God bless you. 😊
@johng482
@johng482 Жыл бұрын
I know Matt is legitimately familiar with VBS since he knows what Lifeway is.
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman Жыл бұрын
Growing up in churches of Christ congregations, we had materials from 21st-century Christian, or maybe Gospel Advocate if you were out in a rural area like my grandparents' congregation.
@doktortodes
@doktortodes Жыл бұрын
It was the oriental trading reference for me
@coffeeeagle
@coffeeeagle Жыл бұрын
@@doktortodesoh… that one hit a core memory I didn’t know I had.
@t.thompson8985
@t.thompson8985 Жыл бұрын
​@@doktortodesalso!
@kathyjanettemurray3870
@kathyjanettemurray3870 Жыл бұрын
The adults who volunteer to teach VBS are awarded a special "adult" room in Heaven where there are coolers filled with ice cold drinks and tables loaded with casseroles from the Senior-Women's Sunday School Class. Seriously - the VBS Volunteers have a unique crown to wear in Heaven. Especially those adults who have the same happy attitude on Friday (Parents) Night as Monday morning, and double blessings for the adults with their own children in the same classroom they are teaching. "Suffer the little children......"
@Noledad77
@Noledad77 Жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate.
@Dawn_Hannah
@Dawn_Hannah Жыл бұрын
Amen! 🙌🏼
@Spingerex
@Spingerex Жыл бұрын
Thanks for adding that Green Goblin reference from the Raimi series! 🙏
@Miss_Camel
@Miss_Camel Жыл бұрын
YOU GUYS HAD ACTUAL ADULTS?! WHO VOLUNTEERED?! Not fair, I want all the years post-age 12 back. I definitely never volunteered. And I was definitely in charge of my class.Sucked so bad.
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff Жыл бұрын
As long as my crown isn't made out of popsicle sticks. 😉 But you know, HEAVEN, so those popsicle sticks will be extra nice.
@elizabethgunnels9382
@elizabethgunnels9382 Жыл бұрын
“Blessed be the cricuit owners for they shall inherit all the responsibilities.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@cindysessions5836
@cindysessions5836 Жыл бұрын
“Switch his koolaid to unleaded” 😂 That had me rolling!
@ZManPlease
@ZManPlease Жыл бұрын
Lifeway, oriental Trading, Amazon Outfitters, Artic Edge, and staying up late at the church for a week decorating ... I 😂got some serious flashbacks. When I was a teen, I had to volunteer at 5-6 VBS each summer. You would see the same kids , parents just trying to keep their kids busy 😂 VBS was a lifesaver to many
@vickiwilliamson1420
@vickiwilliamson1420 Жыл бұрын
LOL... love the covering of ears to prevent a song from being stuck in your head for all eternity. My daughter is 29 and I still have this song... "I have the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart! Where? Down in my heart. If the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack. OUCH! Sit on a tack. Ouch!" Stucketh in my headeth. LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
Yours is the first VBS song anybody has mentioned on this thread that I recognize.
@privacyvalued4134
@privacyvalued4134 Жыл бұрын
@@bigscarysteve That's an old children's Sunday school song. I guess someone didn't want to pay for the Lifeway materials and just reused the existing materials for Sunday school for VBS to cut costs. The old standbys still work just fine to bring people to Jesus.
@rebeccaharkins2058
@rebeccaharkins2058 Жыл бұрын
I remember that song but not the sit on a tack part 😅
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman Жыл бұрын
i've got the wonderful love of my blessed redeemer way down in the depths of my heart where? down in the depths of my heart where? down in the depths of my heart
@MonicaLNJ
@MonicaLNJ Жыл бұрын
And now I've got it stuck in my head too! 🤦‍♀️😂
@akaicedtea6236
@akaicedtea6236 Жыл бұрын
"It's different from the last four beach themes." Lol
@MilesDahns
@MilesDahns Жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT.... IT'S SO TRUE THOUGH!!! In 2007, it was Game Day Central, in 2018, it was Game on. The only theme they have not reused has been a space theme. Unless I'm wrong--
@ritasmith9553
@ritasmith9553 Жыл бұрын
The combination of Matt Mitchell, Vacation Bible School, church basement decorating -- just conjures up smells and tastes of cold, moldy basements, arts & crafts, koolaid and Little Debbie Swiss Rolls in my head!
@davetom8517
@davetom8517 Жыл бұрын
Oh, so you went to the fancy church then. Name brand drinks and snacks? Me, I didn't even know what an Oreo was until I was... like, 35.
@ritasmith9553
@ritasmith9553 Жыл бұрын
@@davetom8517 I heard him say that. We had those too. I tend to think positive thoughts!
@Noledad77
@Noledad77 Жыл бұрын
Can I get an "Amen!"?
@SigningWithTheByrds
@SigningWithTheByrds Жыл бұрын
😂
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 Жыл бұрын
You got Little Debbie?!
@rachelmullins6594
@rachelmullins6594 Жыл бұрын
Whenever this happened, we wouldn't see my grandma for like 2 weeks because she was so busy. I made the mistake of showing up there to see if she needed help. I lost like 3 days of my life and it is still a blur decades later.
@Dawn_Hannah
@Dawn_Hannah Жыл бұрын
Me too! Two years in a row somehow, lol.
@t.h.8475
@t.h.8475 11 ай бұрын
Rookie mistake.
@kittylynndale5264
@kittylynndale5264 Жыл бұрын
The only VBS craft I actually remember making was when we melted crayon shavings between wax paper to create “stained glass windows”.
@dawnmichelle4403
@dawnmichelle4403 Жыл бұрын
That's an old classic! 🥰
@annhutcheson5770
@annhutcheson5770 Жыл бұрын
Oh dear. Please, Matt. Oh please do Church Lock-ins! 😂😂😂
@trcsunny2187
@trcsunny2187 Жыл бұрын
I was youth leader for a couple of years. I loved doing Lock-ins. One year we rented the YMCA overnight and it was so fun.
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
Lock-ins? I must live too far north to know what that is!
@Dawn_Hannah
@Dawn_Hannah Жыл бұрын
My church was rather large, so we usually rented out a Putt-Putt or Bogey’s or some kinda games/golf/laser tag combo place. Mostly what I remember is that by the time I was a Junior & Senior in high-school, I was over staying up all night and would end up feeling really sick by the time they were done. And I’m a night owl! 😂
@ZipplyZane
@ZipplyZane Жыл бұрын
@@bigscarysteve You get a bunch of kids or teens together and have an overnight sleepover, with plenty of activities and adult supervision. At my church, they were always in the gym (technically a "Family life center"). The name comes from the idea that you get dropped off a X time, and are "locked in" and can't leave until the official end time. And, traditionally you're supposed to try to stay up all night, but the kiddie ones I went to never did that. They would sneakily do things to get the kids tired out and fall asleep. If you want more information, try Googling for "lock-in party," which is what they are technically called.
@caseys9310
@caseys9310 11 ай бұрын
Oh church lockins....went to some at a roller skating rink and some at our church. We had an older girl from a bigger metro area about an hour away show up. She dressed in only black with chains and goth flair. Next lockin she shows up with her BF, they would sneak off to the nursery. Rumor has it they got caught doing the dirty in there. Could have all been gossip.
@coolbrotherf127
@coolbrotherf127 Жыл бұрын
I remember in 9th grade I signed up to help with a small VBS and the parents who were supposed to watch the 1st graders never showed up so it was me and two 9th grade girls left to watch 15 1st graders for a week. We actually did a really good job I think and the kids had fun. It was quite a week for us though.
@CorvoFG
@CorvoFG Жыл бұрын
I only ever went to one when I was growing up in Texas. That you stepped up to that at 14/15 years old is commendable. 👏👏
@johnmarks227
@johnmarks227 Жыл бұрын
And I'll bet you will always have fond memories of it.
@JasonMoir
@JasonMoir Жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the furnace." 😂
@aurenkleige
@aurenkleige Жыл бұрын
The Nebuchadnezzar joke friggin' killed me!!!
@amandamanwering6940
@amandamanwering6940 Жыл бұрын
I volunteer at my parents church VBS in the kitchen we fix dinner every evening for kids and workers. Lot of kids in the area don't get to meals like they should so we make sure they do. This year theme Christmas in July.
@dawnreneegmail
@dawnreneegmail 9 күн бұрын
Thank you for keeping young tummies happy!
@mariejustme
@mariejustme Жыл бұрын
Awww, I remember it well. In the 60’s we were seriously into crafts with popsicle sticks and paper plates. This was so accurately hilarious. Thanks for the memories.
@debra3520
@debra3520 Жыл бұрын
And don't forget the macaroni! 😅
@ThinWhiteAxe
@ThinWhiteAxe Жыл бұрын
DAWGS RULE!
@michelleb4697
@michelleb4697 Жыл бұрын
I remember making something with a dish soap squeeze bottle. How long would they have to save soap bottles to give every kid one for a craft project?!?!
@BrodyJoeandBriars
@BrodyJoeandBriars Жыл бұрын
@@debra3520 And we sprayed the macaroni decorated paper plate gold! 😁🤣
@BrodyJoeandBriars
@BrodyJoeandBriars Жыл бұрын
I still have the pickle jar covered with colored twine...my Mom kept all of my VBS art treasures! 😊
@katelynkevorkian8658
@katelynkevorkian8658 Жыл бұрын
The cricuit and the furnace lines? Perfection 😂
@diablohashcraft8040
@diablohashcraft8040 Жыл бұрын
A Cricut joke! 😂
@An_Economist_Plays
@An_Economist_Plays Жыл бұрын
Love the whiteboard - "Jesus is holy: that changes everything" So true, y'all...
@AromaMomBibleStudy
@AromaMomBibleStudy Жыл бұрын
That was our motto for the week! I just finished teaching VBS with this theme. I didn’t notice that was on the board! 😂
@rachelmerrill348
@rachelmerrill348 Жыл бұрын
​@@AromaMomBibleStudysame😅
@paul-mw1yj
@paul-mw1yj Жыл бұрын
I had to play Apostle Paul. I got "stoned" right on stage in the church!!!!
@cataztrophe3285
@cataztrophe3285 Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant 😂 I just started volunteering 3 years ago. The last two years I was just in the sound booth controlling music, but this year some momentary lapse in sanity led me to volunteer for arts and crafts…. Yea, the “This is more stressful than my actually job!” bit got me… and I’m a vet tech so that says something 😂
@EthanHyland
@EthanHyland Жыл бұрын
My local First Baptist Church (on Bayshore) had that "Twists and Turns" theme this week, while my local Methodist church, Crosspoint, had the "Ready! Set! Move!" theme also this week. My little sister went to both because one was in the morning, and the other one was at night. My little sister enjoyed both. I remember when I did VBSs when I was younger. They were great, and I had some good memories from them. I remembered that my twin sister and I did 3 or 4 VBSs every summer. I've also helped with a VBS before and felt happy that the kids were enjoying the VBS.
@DarkEnv2
@DarkEnv2 Жыл бұрын
After literally finishing VBS at our church where we had over 1,200 kids, this is indeed accurate lol
@pama.6410
@pama.6410 Жыл бұрын
Ok, now you're just bragging!
@Noledad77
@Noledad77 Жыл бұрын
1200?! That's the population of the high school in my county, give or take a few.
@lavernesmithson1792
@lavernesmithson1792 Жыл бұрын
That is awesome, that is larger than the population of our town.
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
I must've gone to some evil church. After teaching VBS and Sunday School myself, I found the reality to be a lot darker. Lots of families in my church with serious problems they were whitewashing. Never would've suspected it--until I worked with their kids.
@wandamontgomery6030
@wandamontgomery6030 Жыл бұрын
Bless your heart, thats alot of kids
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts Жыл бұрын
I'm hyped to see Meshach, Shadrak and Abednego get a KZfaq shout out!
@dawnreneegmail
@dawnreneegmail 9 күн бұрын
AMEN
@amyehlers3825
@amyehlers3825 Жыл бұрын
My mom ran VBS a few summers. Before oriental trading co we had to collect so many popsicle sticks, toilet paper rolls, paper plates, pipe cleaners and beads. If we got real fancy we do something with plaster of Paris. So many crafts
@harrymarsee2782
@harrymarsee2782 Жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true veteran of VBS.
@PastorK4Noles
@PastorK4Noles Жыл бұрын
As a veteran of VBS and also a Student Pastor, all I can say is yup! Matt, you never disappoint, pal! 😂
@zealous121
@zealous121 Жыл бұрын
As soon as he made the comment about the VBS song getting stuck in his head, one jumped into mine from over a decade ago, and it won't leave! "Son Valley River! That's the place I want to be! Son Valley River! God is here with me! God is here with me!" Over and over again on repeat.
@annawestall4395
@annawestall4395 Жыл бұрын
Try this one: Hip hip hip hippopotamus, hip hip hooray God made all of us! Hip hip hip hippopotamus, hip hip hooray God maaaade usss." Sang in a loop for hours on end. That's the VBS song forever ingrained in my brain. 😂
@Ohforgodssakethatsme
@Ohforgodssakethatsme Жыл бұрын
I have never heard this song before in my like but you still managed to get it stuck in my head.
@zealous121
@zealous121 Жыл бұрын
@@Ohforgodssakethatsme Oh no! So sorry! LOL!
@SaharaM18
@SaharaM18 Жыл бұрын
I started to be interested in Veggie Tales, but when I realized the songs were blasting on repeat in my ADD brain I had to abandon ship... which is a shame. They looked good.
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff Жыл бұрын
I tend to lose the music that comes with curricula, both for VBS and rel ed during the school year. Hmm, music, nope.
@Jimmy-Mc
@Jimmy-Mc Жыл бұрын
Ours was themed around bugs, and we earned a little plastic bug every day. 20 years later I'm still trying to figure out the symbolism.
@sandyl2053
@sandyl2053 Жыл бұрын
I remember that one as well! One of the earliest ones that I can recall!
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
What kind of bugs was it
@jlgavitt
@jlgavitt 2 күн бұрын
Gods creatures, great and small? Work with me here, cuz thats all I got.
@bigrichc8265
@bigrichc8265 Жыл бұрын
There is always one lady acting like she does it all by herself and it was the most stressful week of her life.
@erinfloyd5957
@erinfloyd5957 Жыл бұрын
100% The only things I'd add is the volunteers having to wear the same shirt 5 nights in a row. You can always tell who takes the time to wash them each night and who doesn't 😂 And I always lost about 10 lbs VBS week from all the running I had to do especially up and down the stairs and that was just for the daily prep before the kids showed up.
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
Are you saying your church made the VBS teachers wear uniforms? I never heard of that before.
@erinfloyd5957
@erinfloyd5957 Жыл бұрын
No not uniforms. There was always a logo that went along with the theme and we would all have to buy the same color shirt, usually white, and they would give us an iron on decal thing. So essentially we all made our own VBS shirts. It made it more exciting, all of us matching, and allowed for the kids to spot a teacher or volunteer easier. Our church was in a low income area, 99% of our VBS kids came from the neighborhood and didn't attend our church so it helped them know who they could go to. On a full Sunday our church had 40 people, adults and kids combined. During VBS week we would have nights were there was over 100 kids, it was amazing...and crazy.
@timothycarlstead3664
@timothycarlstead3664 Жыл бұрын
Very accurate! I can't wait until he does church camp.
@sherriecampbell1171
@sherriecampbell1171 Жыл бұрын
Oh, law!
@AludraEltaninAltair
@AludraEltaninAltair Жыл бұрын
PLEASE do church camp!!!! I need to have my lake baptism experience validated by other adults who spent summers at church camp.
@babetteosel1380
@babetteosel1380 Жыл бұрын
As the only Catholic kid attending The Sturgis Bible Chapel VBS, my fondest memories are of a man called Uncle Duane’s exciting singing and Bible drills, I was awe struck.
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff Жыл бұрын
I do "sword drills" in my Catholic rel Ed classes after First Communion. I learned them from my Baptist cousins. Kids love 'em.
@Brea890
@Brea890 Жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely true that those songs get stuck in your head for decades 😂 I still catch myself randomly singing songs from VBS as a 30 year old
@macklyn
@macklyn Жыл бұрын
I didn't even think Nilla Wafers counted as cookies when I was 9.... Great job Matt!
@jefferymcguire327
@jefferymcguire327 Жыл бұрын
Matt, you are an absolute genius and clearly you have done your time in VBS. I have to share this with all my church friends. Great job as always.
@paulabroadway1697
@paulabroadway1697 Жыл бұрын
The last time we had the underwater theme, my class had shrimp for a craft....and snack. Seriously, we had about twenty 5th & 6th graders to peeling and de-veining a few pounds of those critters. Cooked and added them to the noodles I brought in the crock pot, and we all learned more about Swimming Creatures of the Fifth Day. 😁
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman Жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't learn about food poisoning as well!
@Dee-743
@Dee-743 Жыл бұрын
I loved VBS as a kid. And, we had Kool-Aid and cookies.
@peacewillow
@peacewillow Жыл бұрын
i miss vacation bible school...... kept me busy!! blessings to all those teachers and unwilling volunteers!! 💕
@marzeezee
@marzeezee Жыл бұрын
As a veteran of many years of VBS...This is PERFECTION!
@melabel2011
@melabel2011 Жыл бұрын
“This is more stressful than my real job.” Yes!!!! So true.
@ulkesh78
@ulkesh78 Жыл бұрын
That Church echo really made it authentic!
@1987Arby
@1987Arby Жыл бұрын
Oh, Lord! This brought back memories. 😂 Practically the same theme every year for VBS. And let's not forget about the teenagers who were forced to volunteer for these VBSs. I was one of them back in the day and this is accurate.
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
Wow, that's a different church culture from the church I grew up in. Nobody in my church would have been allowed to teach VBS or Sunday School or anything else unless they were married. Definitely no teenagers teaching VBS.
@1987Arby
@1987Arby Жыл бұрын
@@bigscarysteve Well, it must be a Cen Cal thing because the church I went to not only did VBS but the youth group had to volunteer for the workshops. 😁
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
@@1987Arby While I live in the East, my pastor (while I was growing up) was from So Cal. The timbre of his voice and his manner of speaking made him sound exactly like Chuck Smith--but he looked nothing like Chuck Smith, and his theology was definitely nothing like Chuck Smith's. If you're compelled to volunteer, is that really volunteering? Speaking of different church cultures, every other church I've ever been in, when they would ask for the young people to volunteer, every one of them would--but none of them would actually do what they'd volunteered for. In the church I grew up in, no young people would volunteer to do anything. It may have been disappointing to the adults, but at least the teenagers were honest about it. Reminds me of Matthew 21:28-31.
@amyk6869
@amyk6869 Жыл бұрын
@@1987Arby I'm from Texas, and our VBS (particularly the after-program care bit) relied heavily on the youth group volunteering. I don't think any teenagers were in charge of stations, but we were doing so. much. child herding
@pcbassoon3892
@pcbassoon3892 Жыл бұрын
"Girls LOVE keeping the nursery!" Why couldn't I just fill the little cups up with Kool aid and call it a day?
@CharMS987
@CharMS987 Жыл бұрын
"Better switch his kool-aid to unleaded" 😂😂
@koshatjgw7702
@koshatjgw7702 Жыл бұрын
This is Every VBS I have ever attended or had the pleasure of teaching. VBS has its own unique set of rules, requiring special skills.
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
You're right about teaching VBS requiring special skills. Having taught VBS and Sunday School myself, I discovered that there are a lot of troubled families out there--trouble you never would've suspected existing until you deal with their kids.
@amber689
@amber689 Жыл бұрын
I remember meeting THE Jeff Slaughter, too! 🤣🤣🤣 I say YA-YA-YA-YES to the Va-Va-VBS!! These songs never leave my head. Ever.
@asianjared
@asianjared Жыл бұрын
This brought back a bunch of memories. Arctic Edge and Rickshaw Rally were GOATED.
@prismfireproductions3772
@prismfireproductions3772 Жыл бұрын
Boomerang Express too
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman Жыл бұрын
Can y'all tell the rest of us who went to VBS but still have no idea what you're talking about, what you're talkin about?
@prismfireproductions3772
@prismfireproductions3772 Жыл бұрын
@@tejaswoman every year VBS had a theme
@daniellucas2968
@daniellucas2968 Жыл бұрын
"Why's he cryin'?" Fantastic video.
@user-nf7ve6vu1h
@user-nf7ve6vu1h Жыл бұрын
I’m 56, and I still have VBS craft magnets on my fridge. You nailed this one, Matt!
@wetwillyis_1881
@wetwillyis_1881 Жыл бұрын
I had to help my mom during one of these. She was a volunteer, and I had to help occupy little kids, my respect for kindergarten teachers went up. That Oriental trading joke, is so true!
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff Жыл бұрын
If the church ordered the Oriental Trading Company, it got paid for. If we ordered it ourselves, we got back a maximum of $25.
@wadejustanamerican1201
@wadejustanamerican1201 Жыл бұрын
Haha😂 so true! Seriously though, my God bless all of you for volunteering. My kids in their late 20s can still sing these songs.
@laura-327
@laura-327 Жыл бұрын
I'm 38 and can still remember some of the lyrics from my first grade vacation bible school songs 🤣
@carriecollins6697
@carriecollins6697 Жыл бұрын
There were several years that my church did its own VBS themes that were based on the children's church skits throughout the church year and then kicked off the next year's children's church theme. After about three years of that we did another LifeWay VBS theme and we just about didn't know what to do with everything. Those kits are extensive when you haven't bought one in a long time.
@trevrah
@trevrah Жыл бұрын
My mom was a VBS teacher when I was a kid and she loves this!
@AludraEltaninAltair
@AludraEltaninAltair Жыл бұрын
The song still stuck in my head after nearly 30 years is 🎶 Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego three faithful boys who wanted to know how to grow in the love of the lord 🎶
@ronswinford4952
@ronswinford4952 Жыл бұрын
Yeah been to a few VBS over the years and this is accurate, funny and a little sad. Great job Matt and you are right that is where i learned what a Hydrox cookie was.
@thejohnbeck
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
But isn't hydrox the original?
@kyle8711
@kyle8711 Жыл бұрын
@@thejohnbeck and better!
@carolinereynolds378
@carolinereynolds378 Жыл бұрын
More than a little sad!
@AludraEltaninAltair
@AludraEltaninAltair Жыл бұрын
Hydrox...more upscale than the VBS cookies we got.
@wesleysturgis7356
@wesleysturgis7356 Жыл бұрын
I do remember summers going to 3 different consecutive VBS's. It was basically the summer school daycare of its day.
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
Yep. Some parents have figured out it's a way to get free babysitting, and they send their kids to VBS at every church in town.
@rebeccaharkins2058
@rebeccaharkins2058 Жыл бұрын
Our VBS were always in the evening.
@wesleysturgis7356
@wesleysturgis7356 Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccaharkins2058 If that was available to us, I expect we kids would have been at VBS all day.
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
@@rebeccaharkins2058ours too
@HungryOwl42
@HungryOwl42 Жыл бұрын
This was fantastic. My 3 yr old just finished her first VBS today. My mom use to take us to as many as she could every summer. We had a blast.
@catherinecooley3254
@catherinecooley3254 Жыл бұрын
One of my co-workers mom had all the vacation bible school marked on the calendar so she could take her to a different one every week for the totality of summer vacation
@karenmakar5848
@karenmakar5848 Жыл бұрын
I remember the year(s) I took my vacation for VBS.
@trcsunny2187
@trcsunny2187 Жыл бұрын
My husband does this. He’s always in charge of outdoor activities. I use to love teaching at VBS. We had a lot of fun.
@christarpley6861
@christarpley6861 Жыл бұрын
Man when my children were young we practically lived at vacation Bible school we enjoyed it
@thfield2417
@thfield2417 Жыл бұрын
My 20-something’s are singing “Arctic Edge” through the house! This momma is laughing AND happy with the memories.
@chrystiirwin600
@chrystiirwin600 Жыл бұрын
As a pastor's wife of 30 years.....spot on! 😂😂😂
@73dmonty
@73dmonty Жыл бұрын
Oh son! You know somebody at ever' VBS around is gonna find a way to work this in & they all gon' be saying which person in their church is each of your characters!! You absolutely know your stuff!! The timing on the Marines bit is fantastic! I git so tickled I nearly choked!!
@JeffAPierson
@JeffAPierson Жыл бұрын
"The way we did it when I was in charge....", or the bunny, the bunny...
@Cheese2026.
@Cheese2026. Жыл бұрын
Ooo, I love the bunny
@themulattomaker2602
@themulattomaker2602 Жыл бұрын
@@Cheese2026. I don't want no pickles I don't want no honey I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
@judybethclark9431
@judybethclark9431 Жыл бұрын
This Southern Baptist girl recognized every one of these situations!! Soo true, and very funny!!
@Miss_Camel
@Miss_Camel Жыл бұрын
My mama always taught me to never pray for patience, bc patience wouldn’t be given to you, it would only be tested. It’s a sick, disturbing thought, and yet it still enters my mind at the WORST moments!
@donnaheckler1755
@donnaheckler1755 Жыл бұрын
It's so true though!
@roguekolbold6896
@roguekolbold6896 Жыл бұрын
I went to a VBS when I was 4 called journey off the map, and I STILL have 3 of the songs stuck in my head.
@MilesDahns
@MilesDahns Жыл бұрын
YESSSSS I was 5 going on 6 when I attended Journey Off The Map. Since 2021, my church has officially stopped using Life way for VBS, and started using Answers in Genesis. This company is by far better than Life way... Better decor, better materials, better songs. And its all shaped around Genesis to allow children to understand Why God does what he does.
@firecrackerninja08
@firecrackerninja08 Жыл бұрын
Journey off the map is ICONIC. We're on a journey oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh we're on a journey off the map!
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
It doesn't seem that journey off the map was too long ago
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
Okay 2015 that's not long ago I was 35 my nieces went they were 3 and 6
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
@@MilesDahnsoh life way is the best answers in Genesis sounds educational but boring for a vbs the one we are going too uses lifeway
@elizabethsteen581
@elizabethsteen581 Жыл бұрын
"Artic edge where adventure meets courage..." 2006, lol! Thanks, Matt, now I will be singing this for the next week!! Edit: Except now my daughter is singing "Game day central, where heroes are made" from 2007, lol! Sis is 25 and has Williams Syndrome; she functions between 7 and 10 developmentally. WS people are very musically gifted, and Sis can remember almost ever song she has ever heard. She WILL be singing these songs all week! Seriously, these are sweet memories that turn our eyes toward Jesus. ❤
@Caroline-jt6ez
@Caroline-jt6ez Жыл бұрын
I'm autistic and can remember songs from many years ago too! I don't know if your church did Group Publishing VBS but I remember the ""we will stand strong" one and the song that went "all around the world, something's going on about Jesus's love-it's amazing!"
@elizabethsteen581
@elizabethsteen581 Жыл бұрын
@@Caroline-jt6ez I will have to ask Sis if she remembers that one!! 💗
@MsAmericanMaid
@MsAmericanMaid Жыл бұрын
Loved VBS as a kid. Our craft materials were paper plates, small match boxes and macaroni. Macaroni glued to any craft we made including necklaces.
@stevebutler8387
@stevebutler8387 Жыл бұрын
I'm still sweating from standing in the HOT West TN sun from 9:30 to 9:59 am so we could match into the church singing Onward Christian Soldiers. Even to date if I hear that song I start sweating
@denisefrankovich3080
@denisefrankovich3080 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely perfect! Paused to laugh about the cassette tape bit!
@devinbuettgenbach2941
@devinbuettgenbach2941 Жыл бұрын
As someone who taught his own class for VBS for nearly 8 years I felt all of that. Some of those kids are absolute angels and make your heart melt but you've also got the hellions that seem to make it their life's purpose to give you a heart attack in twelve different ways each day. That being said I still love all my kids and I'm proud of them for growing into *relatively" mature adults with progeny of their own.
@lp5188
@lp5188 Жыл бұрын
Better switch his Koolade to unleaded.
@jaimeg.3012
@jaimeg.3012 Жыл бұрын
Love it!!! I am the preschool teacher at my church for VBS and we normally have between 15-20 of that age!
@DracoInduperator
@DracoInduperator Жыл бұрын
My great granny was always asking "What would Jesus do?" My cousin's husband heard this once and gave the best reply: "If you'll recall flipping tables and chasing people with a whip is *_not_* outside the realm of probability."
@amadeusasimov1364
@amadeusasimov1364 Жыл бұрын
😂 This is giving me flashbacks! When you find out someone helped with VBS at your church, give them a "thank you for your service."
@rhondahuggins9542
@rhondahuggins9542 Жыл бұрын
Holy Cow! I was just thinking about VBS today🤯 It was the highlight of a country kid's summer...unless they were serving Wyler's and generic two-color Oreos. But I did have a fine collection of Popsicle stick frames and paperclip necklaces😁Thanks, Matt🤣🤣❤️
@pamelajackson6954
@pamelajackson6954 Жыл бұрын
OMG. Way too accurate. I miss and don't miss VBS. A week of that can put you in the hospital. Or at least a flare. 🙏❤️. God bless them all.
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
I love helping at vbs
@lindaestoll1104
@lindaestoll1104 Жыл бұрын
Loved VBS when I was a kid in the late 50’s and early 60’s! It was always the first or second week after school let out! Signaled the beginning of summer!
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve Жыл бұрын
I got sent to VBS for the first time in 1967. My last involvement with it--as a teacher--was in 1991. After that, I moved on to churches that don't do VBS.
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
@@bigscarysteveoh well I help out in a church near us that my grandparents went to every year for vbs and I went to vbs there as a kid and it was always so fun
@bigscarysteve
@bigscarysteve 18 күн бұрын
@@MelB868 I always had fun at VBS--when I was _a kid._ Teaching shows you a whole different side of things you don't see when you're a student. After teaching VBS, I was dumb enough to agree to teach what I call "Sunday school on Wednesday night." That experience led me to forswear ever being a teacher again. The parents got mad at me for actually trying to teach their kids something. They just wanted me to be a free babysitter.
@kathleenherron1853
@kathleenherron1853 Жыл бұрын
Our kids went to a Lutheran Preschool, so I taught VBS at that church (not our church). When we had the prep meeting with the pastor, he started with, "This is our week to support the community and answer questions. Before we start, we are happy to have [ME] for a week. She's a Lutheran for 1 week a year, and we thank God for that. It still cracks me up!
@amyk6869
@amyk6869 Жыл бұрын
As someone who once managed to twist both ankles in the process of hanging vbs posters, I feel this way too close to home. Missing the demon-eyed Group mascots, the constant battle with fire ants wherever any outdoor activity could take place, and "oh god who decided the preschool craft rotation should paint" (my mom. my mom every year. though tbf she was also leading that rotation)
@katieakin1091
@katieakin1091 Жыл бұрын
My youth pastor is actually the one that got me into helping with VBS when I was entering my sophomore year of high school. 10 years later, and I'm STILL helping with it. Before, though, I was more involved with the decorating part, but not as much the past several years. This year, I'm taking the role of the snack station leader, but we're watching a video each day and I'm asking the kids questions.
@drewspencer23
@drewspencer23 Жыл бұрын
2:21 As a Spencer who is now in school for architecture, this is almost too accurate
@markintexas3030
@markintexas3030 Жыл бұрын
Don’t remember much from my days as a VBS student, but as they strongly encouraged the youth group to volunteer for VBS, I have quite a few memories of returning as a teaching assistant. There’s a picture of me, floating around Facebook, from when I was 13 or 14, wearing an improvised, vaguely Arabic-looking headdress and the previous year’s Youth Camp t-shirt, doing some skit in front of some VBS kids. I appear to be dancing.
@MelB868
@MelB868 19 күн бұрын
In Bible school one year as a kid we made and painted bird houses
@janmcclure551
@janmcclure551 Жыл бұрын
Brings back memories of pre- making handcraft kits for each day for each child two weeks before kick off day. 😅
@nancyjanzen5676
@nancyjanzen5676 Жыл бұрын
In our town a poor area kids went from one Bible achool to another. The state sent free breakfast and lunch to any place where kids were " gathered" so 2 Catholic Bible schools covered June and the Baptists had July.
@joyfuljaj
@joyfuljaj Жыл бұрын
I volunteered with VBS for the church I grew up with once I was in college. It was exhausting but amazing to do I have not volunteered sense because I work full-time now. I'm now at much larger church that has the really involved in established themes and set up so it might would be interesting to take part in that. The last time I taught I did go all out with decorating the room and trying to make it look completely different than the Sunday School room that it normally was. I do remember growing up the biggest thing was figuring out what grade level you were. Was it supposed to be the grade you just left but agreed that you were going to be? Why we couldn't figure that out from year-to-year I don't know.
@muellerjac
@muellerjac Жыл бұрын
Pastor here, I'm immediately sharing this with our awesome VBS volunteers
@beverlyfindley21
@beverlyfindley21 Жыл бұрын
The second he said Amazon Outfitters my brain started singing a song I didn't even know was in there! 😂
@michaela.754
@michaela.754 Жыл бұрын
Blessed be the cricut owners. For they shall inherit all the responsibilities. Hahahahha
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